By Sandra Rose  | 

John Legend and Christy Teigen

John Legend and Chrissy Teigen gave Architectural Digest an exclusive peek inside their plush Manhattan apartment. The intimate one-bedroom apartment is located in a historic building in NYC's Little Italy.

John Legend and Christy Teigen

Christy decorated her cozy Manhattan love nest in warm elements and muted colors that are decidedly feminine. The apartment reflects the feminine characteristics of the power couple.

John Legend and Christy Teigen

Legend calls the kitchen "one of the best things about the apartment." Probably because it is the only vestige of masculinity in the whole place. The kitchen was redone in heavy elements of reclaimed wood and brass.

The apartment is tiny by industry standards. But the color palette and well-placed furniture helped to open up the cramped space.

John Legend and Christy Teigen

John Legend and Christy Teigen

John Legend and Christy Teigen

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    • Time to Waste

      I like the bed :shrug:
      Love the leather accents

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2SQh007k6U #missyJSays

      We aren't over these two yet :zzz: I would celebrate the demise of their relationship :dead: , I retract my statement in the Toya post #MissyJSays

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      I don't like Chrissy :no: Or her soft azz wife :no: Although his first CD was the sh!t :yes:

    • Jay3088

      The house looks nice I guess

    • Vanna is the root of all evil

      I woder how John is in the bed? I wonder is he rough with it?? :thinking:

    • http://instagram.com/p/xf0TD-kTEZ/ A.J.

      Although his first CD was the sh!t :yes:
      ______
      Heaven only knows :tea:

    • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals lovezoe

      I met John Legend. Very nice.

    • http://instagram.com/p/xf0TD-kTEZ/ A.J.

      One bed apartments are childish to me. Let there be more room. :tea:

    • skrimps

      that bedroom is nice. why do people settle for less (space/amenities) just to be in certain neighborhoods?

    • Savannah

      I like the exposed brick. Hey y'all!

    • http://instagram.com/p/xf0TD-kTEZ/ A.J.

      What's wrong with her head? It's not right.

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      I like the gold bar stools and the belt buckles on the chairs. if its one thing i cant stand its a house that looks like a showroom. aint no pictures of no PEOPLE.

      aint no black stuff in it either, John :waiting: no figurines or nothing. looks like nobody lives there in real life. I hate it.

      no pictures of Obama, no fridge magnets. no school projects.

    • Hair Lova Formerly Known As Dark Ceaser

      I woder how John is in the bed? I wonder is he rough with it?? :thinking:

      by Vanna is the root of all evil on Jan 6, 2015 at 3:56 pm
      ______
      john doesn't look like he got The capability to be rough. Like he tenderly kisses eye lids all damn day.

      I like the exposed brick and the poster thingy behind the bed.

    • http://youtu.be/Ov5oWPXPwKI Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      I don't like Chrissy because she stay with a nasty ass attitude. Like miss, do someone piss in your frosted flakes everyday? Is that why your so bitter!? Damn. Maybe cuz her husband is borning....I wonder if he is that borning when they....never mind.

    • http://instagram.com/p/xf0TD-kTEZ/ A.J.

      no pictures of Obama
      _______
      :lol: go head on UF just go head on :kona:

    • Gigi26

      I love the bedroom, the kitchen looks blah and the room with the piano n shyt looks a lil jumbled. I do love their artwork tho :yes:

      Their living room space is nice. Very chic :yes:

      AJ don't you be coming for 1 bedrooms! When you have a house then yeah but apts?! They don't have a kid and don't need a study n shyt so a 1 bdrm is just fine :yes: Sometimes too much space can be a bad thing.

    • luVn_liFe…

      I would say JOHN needs to build her an out house to live in cause she's a FUNKY WENCH but he luvs it
      THE KITCHEN Is ALmost nice til I seen those Gaudy GOLD STOOL

    • SOTHERNGRL

      Why John got on his Granddaddy shoes. :nono:

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      That is a woman that I do not like. By extension, her partner. Sorry John. :)

    • http://www.oprah.com/own-six-little-mcghees/Grandma-Gets-Stuck-In-a-Kids-Maze Nancy Drew Woke up Like This… Flawless! :D

      isn't this an 'old' article? :think:

      and who said the new post was about "some lesbos"??? :rofl:

      it's nice, I guess... those curtains though :nono: :hahaha:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2SQh007k6U #missyJSays

      I changed my name and going to be stuck in moderation for forever :(

    • Hair Lova Formerly Known As Dark Ceaser

      @Keya she's pussed cause her damn husband is light on his feet everyday all day. She probably wanted a rough neck and got stuck with John soft self.

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      no pictures of Obama, no fridge magnets. no school projects.

      ____________

      Why my homegirl send me a pic of her Mama's refrigerator door on NY. Mama had a pic of Pres. Obama and Michelle stepping off a jet looking fly as hell. Home girl was saltly like "Why my mama got the Obama's on her fridge but no pics of us, her kids :crying1: " I fugging Hollered :rofl: :rofl:

    • http://instagram.com/p/xf0TD-kTEZ/ A.J.

      AJ don’t you be coming for 1 bedrooms!
      _________
      Ok Gigi but there's nothing wrong with an additional bedroom tho. With a personality like hers I'd need 4 bedrooms; she'd have to find my ass.

    • Vanna is the root of all evil

      john doesn’t look like he got The capability to be rough. Like he tenderly kisses eye lids all damn day.

      ---
      I hate that ish. I don't like no gentle man

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      I like the greenery, the walls, the chairs in the living space..the beam. :yes:

    • luVn_liFe…

      The capability to be rough. Like he tenderly kisses eye lids all damn day. :dead:

      i like BED :yes: and that pilar in the dining room :nun: I WANT!

    • Vanna is the root of all evil

      and who said the new post was about “some lesbos”??? :rofl:

      --

      VDot bc I dammed near fell out

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      I woder how John is in the bed? I wonder is he rough with it?? :thinking:

      ______________

      Nigga be scissoring his azz off. :yes:

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      and who said the new post was about “some lesbos”???
      __________________

      :dead:

    • Gigi26

      no pictures of Obama
      ------------------------
      :dead: Why my momma print off on her damn color printer at her job the first family pic and told us to put it on our bedroom wall :rofl: :crying: Damn negras :no:

      Hell in every West Indian house...one pic of Jesus, one of the Obamas and one of either MLK or Malcolm X or Marcus Garvey! :ghost:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      and who said the new post was about “some lesbos”??? :rofl:

      VDot bc I dammed near fell out

      ___________

      Was I lying? :eek: :hahaha:

    • http://youtu.be/Ov5oWPXPwKI Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      @hair Man she is irking. She strikes me as someone who stay talking shyt and then don't know why they got slapped up. Smh. #disclaimer I don't condone violence. Lol. No really I don't....most of the time.

    • Hair Lova Formerly Known As Dark Ceaser

      and who said the new post was about “some lesbos”??? :rofl:
      ________

      Lmfaooooo

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      tenderly kisses eye lids
      ___________________

      eyelids tho? eww. :vomit:

      Chrissy is Asian so maybe that's whats she's used to? :think:

      Karruche on the other hand probably gets that box assaulted every which way.

    • Gigi26

      I love their living area space. Like you can just get lost in thought...open them curtains and just let the sun in...

      Ahh can't wait till I get my first house

    • luVn_liFe…

      what is that FRAMED Photo in the sitting room?? A Man wrapped in a sheet from head to toe with a noose around his neck :oldman: PUTS ON MY Glasses to magnify this.

    • Gigi26

      and who said the new post was about “some lesbos”???

      :crying1:

    • Hair Lova Formerly Known As Dark Ceaser

      I woder how John is in the bed? I wonder is he rough with it?? :thinking:

      ______________

      Nigga be scissoring his azz off. :yes:

      by VDot on Jan 6, 2015 at 4:05 pm
      ________
      The vision of it all :dead: THATS probably why she's angry all day. He beepers (pelvis bone( is killing her beepers. He probably be hard grinding too. Switching that ish up.

    • Time to Waste

      Hell in every West Indian house…one pic of Jesus, one of the Obamas and one of either MLK or Malcolm X or Marcus Garvey!
      -------------------------------
      Why my FIL got all of them!!!! In the DEN! and Jesus in the Kitchen too

      :rofl:

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      listen all black households have to have a pic of Obama and/or some of those black figurines on the mantle or entertainment center.

      John acting real Asian right now with this cold ass house.

    • luVn_liFe…

      aint no pictures of no PEOPLE.
      ~~~
      UF I dont have "personal pics" in my common areas either. :hahaha: It irks my MIL she stay giving me Family photos in frames :rofl:

    • Vanna is the root of all evil

      John seem like he got lips that are too wet. Like u ever met a man and u kiss him and yo mouth feel like all nasty and ish

    • Gigi26

      In the DEN! and Jesus in the Kitchen too
      :rofl:
      --------------------------
      :rofl: See told ya!!! And one out dated calendar too with the country of origin. :crying1:

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      that pilar in the dining room
      ____________

      Im sure theirs cost a few peenies but surely you can get one for a few less pennies at the swap?

      Our swap is tiny and they sell them :yes: short to celing height. I have mid-sized beside my bed. :yes: Spray painted them gold when i first got them :ashamed: but ivory after a few seasons.. :lol: I went thru a gold thang..

    • luVn_liFe…

      Nigga be scissoring his azz off. :yes:
      ~~~~
      :rofl: :rofl: HairLOVA U took the thought out of my head, THAT'S Y her pie face ass is always ANGRY!

    • Hair Lova Formerly Known As Dark Ceaser

      eyelids tho? eww. :vomit:

      Chrissy is Asian so maybe that’s whats she’s used to? :think:

      Karruche on the other hand probably gets that box assaulted every which way.

      by User Friendly on Jan 6, 2015 at 4:07 pm
      _____

      Leaving wet spots on her lids and ish. Karruche probably getting straight donkey kicks to the crouch. Chris looks like he likes it rough. You see how he dances? All aggressive and stuff :blunt: :box:

    • Vanna is the root of all evil

      listen all black households have to have a pic of Obama and/or some of those black figurines on the mantle or entertainment center.

      John acting real Asian right now with this cold ass house.

      ---

      Or jesus! The white jesus with the blue eyes Like the old days :pray:

    • luVn_liFe…

      Nefertiti, edges kinky. says:

      that pilar in the dining room
      ____________

      Im sure theirs cost a few peenies but surely you can get one for a few less pennies at the swap?

      Our swap is tiny and they sell them :yes: short to celing height. I have mid-sized beside my bed.
      ~~~
      How groovy! I havent seen em at the ftLaud SWAP but Im not in need of them YET. :wink:

    • Gigi26

      I love that piece behind their bed...that shyt would be so boss leaning against it doggystyle :yes:

    • Hair Lova Formerly Known As Dark Ceaser

      Hell in every West Indian house…one pic of Jesus, one of the Obamas and one of either MLK or Malcolm X or Marcus Garvey!
      ——————————-
      My mamma got Jesus and Mary.

    • luVn_liFe…

      Vanna is the root of all evil says:John seem like he got lips that are too wet.

      EEWH
      *Beystankface*

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      UF I dont have “personal pics” in my common areas either. :hahaha: It irks my MIL she stay giving me Family photos in frames
      _____________________

      but this is all the rooms. I don't think anybody lives there. :nono:

      your MIL is a weirdo for that :lol: she thank she fine, huh? like I got you just what you always wanted---a picture of ME :nun:

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      Why my momma print off on her damn color printer at her job the first family pic and told us to put it on our bedroom wall Damn negras

      Hell in every West Indian house…one pic of Jesus, one of the Obamas and one of either MLK or Malcolm X or Marcus Garvey!
      _____________

      LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO we have this old ass MLK photo post card I have no idea where it came from but its in my dining room on a buffet, next to my dearly departed G'ma's photo.. why one of the kids frens was like yall got DOCTOR KANG photo like he yall cousin or something :no:

      :rofl: :rofl: OTB8 was proud like we got Obama :yes: Micheal Jackson and my Mama got Beyonce :yes:

      :rofl: :rofl: Boy i laffed so hard.

    • Gigi26

      Hair Lova: Yes

      Or a pic of the Last Supper if they fancy :yes:

    • Gigi26

      OTB Yall got Beyonce?! I hatechu :rofl: :rofl:

      My cousin had Junior Mafia on his night stand. That negra was lost. This was back when Kim had small tits :yes:

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      And one out dated calendar too with the country of origin.
      ________________

      CRINE

    • luVn_liFe…

      she thank she fine, huh?
      ~~~~
      :dead: They usually are FAM Pics i have three or four Xmas photos her and her sis/bro's...

      and her w/her nieces. dumb shyte like that. IM NOT Putting that up, Not any of it.
      :lol:

    • SOTHERNGRL

      That is a woman that I do not like. By extension, her partner. Sorry John.
      **********
      @OTB so you no longer like John thanks to Chrissy. I :pray: this is what you mean cause I dont want to ride this petty train all alone.

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      Beyoncé 2014 calendar still up. gone stay up too. :tea:

      dare somebody to say something or even try to take it down :karate:

    • Hair Lova Formerly Known As Dark Ceaser

      Gigi and don't forget the dried up psalms from good friday. I still got mines from God knows when along side some prayers my momma wrote out for me to put over the top of my front door on some parchment paper.

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      like I got you just what you always wanted—a picture of ME

      ____________________

      :hahaha:

    • luVn_liFe…

      one of the kids frens was like yall got DOCTOR KANG photo like he yall cousin or something :no:
      OTB8 was proud like we got Obama :yes: Micheal Jackson and my Mama got Beyonce :yes:

      :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
      LMBO!!!

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      Yall who is this retarded azz midget with the fukked up grill that's been parading around IG. atown0705 :huh: I hate people

    • http://www.oprah.com/own-six-little-mcghees/Grandma-Gets-Stuck-In-a-Kids-Maze Nancy Drew Woke up Like This… Flawless! :D

      listen all black households have to have a pic of Obama and/or some of those black figurines on the mantle or entertainment center.
      _________________________________

      my mama nem :facepalm:
      I do not like knick-knacks :nono:

    • SOTHERNGRL

      Whats this called contemparary, modern :shrug: I guess this is lovely if this is your taste.

    • luVn_liFe…

      FUNNY, We didn't get a framed pic of anything this year.

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      like I got you just what you always wanted—a picture of ME :nun:

      ______________

      I did secret Santa at work one time. Co-worker wanted pic fames (we had to offer up suggestions on our name before putting in hat). I gave that bish a pic frame with a pic of me :biggrin: We were all highly amused :yes:

    • SOTHERNGRL

      first CD was the sh!t
      *****************
      Still listen to this

    • Time to Waste

      :rofl: See told ya!!! And one out dated calendar too with the country of origin. :crying1:
      -----------------------------
      :dead:
      He sure do :rofl:

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      IM NOT Putting that up, Not any of it.
      ________________

      DIS ME. I got bout four frames. And i rotate the chirren/my nieces (only my nieces) thru em. LMAOOOOO

      My G'ma and my ma the onliest ones with dedicated photo frames and stations. Them other ones have to work with my decor or you get swapped out. :rofl:

    • http://instagram.com/p/xf0TD-kTEZ/ A.J.

      Yall who is this retarded azz midget with the fukked up grill that’s been parading around IG. atown0705 :huh: I hate people
      ______
      I hate people too.

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      and my Mama got Beyonce :yes:

      ____________________

      :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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      Gigi and don’t forget the dried up psalms from good friday.
      _______________________

      :fistbump: I got some too. on my fridge. my grandmamma gave me those Palms!!! :rules:

      iono why we used to bumrush her house on palm sunday for those palms. guess its just cultural tradition cuz don't nobody but her even go to church. :lol: I'll take a blessing any which way I can get it.

    • luVn_liFe…

      I gave that bish a pic frame with a pic of me :biggrin: We were all highly amused :yes:
      ~~~~
      LOL V u R to spessial! :lol:

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      Beyoncé 2014 calendar still up. gone stay up too.

      dare somebody to say something or even try to take it down
      _______________

      Somebody gonna say something WHy i wrote in Jan 1 2 and 3. :hahaha: I just flipped it to the middle spread this morn!

      I think I might get Nicki's calendar. I bet its extra raunchy. Heffa. :lol:

    • SOTHERNGRL

      I wonder is he rough with it??
      **********************
      Sadly :no: He comes off as wanting to hold you ever so gently and sweet and afterwards wants to paint your nails and brush your hair. But I could be wrong :shrug:

    • Vanna is the root of all evil

      Yall who is this retarded azz midget with the fukked up grill that’s been parading around IG. atown0705 :huh: I hate people
      ______
      I hate people too.

      ---

      I hate nigras

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      OTB so you no longer like John thanks to Chrissy. I this is what you mean cause I dont want to ride this petty train all alone.
      ___________

      :yes: You know you my Grl. :yes:

      #petty #teamUS I figure he cant be who I thought he was if he like her. :nono:

    • Hair Lova Formerly Known As Dark Ceaser

      IM NOT Putting that up, Not any of it.
      ________________

      DIS ME. I got bout four frames. And i rotate the chirren/my nieces (only my nieces) thru em. LMAOOOOO

      My G’ma and my ma the onliest ones with dedicated photo frames and stations. Them other ones have to work with my decor or you get swapped out. :rofl:

      by Nefertiti, edges kinky. on Jan 6, 2015 at 4:21 pm
      _______
      I really hate the shrine wall. About 45 pictures with the frames. Kids from 0 months-30yrs of age. Hate it

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      A.J. says:

      Yall who is this retarded azz midget with the fukked up grill that’s been parading around IG. atown0705 :huh: I hate people
      _______________________________

      :lol: that lil nig be like where the birds at :rofl:

      he cracks me up. you see his pic with the girl in the bed :eek: or the one with Amber Rose :eek:

      reminds me of the little black dude that used to be on howard stern with his ugly self.

    • luVn_liFe…

      ANYBODY See Charlie Sheen Read Kimmode for filth.... talk about got ETHER (ED)!
      :phew:

    • SOTHERNGRL

      aint no black stuff in it either,
      ****************
      They do not want that damn fork and spoon that Mistake babysitter has.

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      FUNNY, We didn’t get a framed pic of anything this year.
      _______________________________

      :dead: She noticed the other ones aint up perhaps

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2SQh007k6U #missyJSays

      @OTB so you no longer like John thanks to Chrissy. I :pray: this is what you mean cause I dont want to ride this petty train all alone.

      ==========

      I am petty right along with boff a y'all :yes: John stock plummeted with this heffa. And I KNOW he walk around showing his byke teef off this bish :D

    • Hair Lova Formerly Known As Dark Ceaser

      iono why we used to bumrush her house on palm sunday for those palms. guess its just cultural tradition cuz don’t nobody but her even go to church. :lol: I’ll take a blessing any which way I can get it.

      by User Friendly on Jan 6, 2015 at 4:22 pm
      _____

      Me too. I be asking my neighbor "Girl you got some extra palms?"

    • http://www.oprah.com/own-six-little-mcghees/Grandma-Gets-Stuck-In-a-Kids-Maze Nancy Drew Woke up Like This… Flawless! :D

      Gigi and don’t forget the dried up psalms from good friday.
      ___________________________

      :ghost:

      I got some fronds right dam now down here by my byke door. :eek:
      King Jesus know HE welcome up in here! :hahaha:

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      I just flipped it to the middle spread this morn!
      _________

      oh the interlude as I call it. yeah, I should do that too.

      my father had the same African art calendar up on his wall since I was in high school. its still there in his room til this day and he died 3 years ago. :facepalm:

    • luVn_liFe…

      I really hate the shrine wall. About 45 pictures with the frames. Kids from 0 months-30yrs of age. Hate it
      ~~~~
      With some blk/yts turning yella :nono: it IRKS me to the core :rolleyes:

    • Vanna is the root of all evil

      ANYBODY See Charlie Sheen Read Kimmode for filth…. talk about got ETHER (ED)!
      :phew:

      ---
      Where luvin

    • luVn_liFe…

      Nefertiti, edges kinky. says:

      FUNNY, We didn’t get a framed pic of anything this year.
      _______________________________

      :dead: She noticed the other ones aint up perhaps
      ~~~~
      :tea: :tea:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      you see his pic with the girl in the bed :eek:

      _________________

      That's the one that made me even start drawing off the lil midget. :facepalm: He has to get a check.

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      I really hate the shrine wall. About 45 pictures with the frames. Kids from 0 months-30yrs of age. Hate it
      _____________

      Old skool. :lol: When my kids were younger I would do a four horizontal, three vertical arrangement in my lil dining room but all the frames had to exact match :eek: .

      Now I think I like them if they are arranged in the hall? I saved a pic on Houzz last night that inspired me. I was like ooohhhhhh but then IDK it was all professional prolly why it was so nice. :lol:

    • Hair Lova Formerly Known As Dark Ceaser

      ANYBODY See Charlie Sheen Read Kimmode for filth
      _____
      For what??? Is he still winning??

    • luVn_liFe…

      Vanna is the root of all evil says:

      ANYBODY See Charlie Sheen Read Kimmode for filth…. talk about got ETHER (ED)!
      :phew:


      On the Twatter VANNA and it was on Z em Tee :eek: <-KIMMODE

    • TaylorMade

      Aww mannnn, I have to go play catch up on all the post. :cry: brb

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      does anybody else use their old likka bottles as plant vases too?

      no? oh, me neither :kona:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      I would say JOHN needs to build her an out house to live in cause she’s a FUNKY WENCH but he luvs it
      ^^^^^^
      :hahaha:
      :heart:

      Okay NOW, who said it about MsTake's good job? :waiting:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      She could've fixed her hair for the magazine cover :lol:

    • SOTHERNGRL

      Or a pic of the Last Supper if they fancy
      *****************
      I was just about to question my own blackness because I didnt have any of the required things until I got here. I have this over the kitchen table.

    • Hair Lova Formerly Known As Dark Ceaser

      anybody else use their old likka bottles as plant vases too?

      no? oh, me neither :kona:

      by User Friendly on Jan 6, 2015 at 4:30 pm
      ______

      Nah User. I use mines for more creative things like when I make coquito.

    • The Pearl!

      :waves: Everyone!!! Are Chrissy's tits low-hanging fruit? Or is she just high-waisted? Where are her hips?

    • http://www.oprah.com/own-six-little-mcghees/Grandma-Gets-Stuck-In-a-Kids-Maze Nancy Drew Woke up Like This… Flawless! :D

      *sits with the lost-like-for-John crowd* :oops:

      John is a smart dude, gifted, truly. the fact that I suspect that he sees HER as one of his major 'accomplishments' just leaves me with my face balled up (hey Keya :hahaha: )I can quite explain it, but I'm sure I don't like it :nono:

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      my father had the same African art calendar up on his wall since I was in high school. its still there in his room til this day and he died 3 years ago
      _________________

      My peepah. :dead:

    • luVn_liFe…

      Charlie Sheen went on a wild rant against Kim Kardashian in the wee hours Tuesday morning, telling her to go "f yourself" for allegedly crushing a little girl's dream.

      Charlie says a friend told him about a 6-year-old girl who worshiped Kim and asked her for her autograph. Charlie says Kim turned the kid down flat, adding, "She cries about it every night before she goes to sleep."

      And that's when he goes off: "you are lucky that ANYONE cares about your gross and giggly [sic] bag of funk you dare call an ass."

      He dares her to compare resumes with him, and then says, "your public loves u. give something back or go f yourself."

      His parting shot, "My apologies to your hubby, great guy I'm sure, I hope his vision returns one day."

    • WUT IZ REALLY GOING ON? :blink:

      Vanna is the root of all evil says:

      and who said the new post was about “some lesbos”??? :rofl:

      VDot bc I dammed near fell out
      ---------
      :rofl: This when you KNOW the people you love aint sh!t :rofl:

    • WUT IZ REALLY GOING ON? :blink:

      luVn_liFe... says:

      Charlie Sheen went on a wild rant against Kim Kardashian in the wee hours Tuesday morning, telling her to go “f yourself” for allegedly crushing a little girl’s dream.

      Charlie says a friend told him about a 6-year-old girl who worshiped Kim and asked her for her autograph. Charlie says Kim turned the kid down flat, adding, “She cries about it every night before she goes to sleep.”

      And that’s when he goes off: “you are lucky that ANYONE cares about your gross and giggly [sic] bag of funk you dare call an ass.”

      He dares her to compare resumes with him, and then says, “your public loves u. give something back or go f yourself.”
      :ha:
      His parting shot, “My apologies to your hubby, great guy I’m sure, I hope his vision returns one day.”
      ---------------
      :rofl:

    • Locapoca

      you are lucky that ANYONE cares about your gross and giggly [sic] bag of funk you dare call an ass.”
      ^^^^^
      :ghost: Sahone pleese cahle 911 (in my Wycleff voice)

    • http://www.oprah.com/own-six-little-mcghees/Grandma-Gets-Stuck-In-a-Kids-Maze Nancy Drew Woke up Like This… Flawless! :D

      Where are her hips?
      __________________

      look like she had dem bishes surgically removed don't it? :blink: just shaved the fugg off, like she said "get these knots offa the sides of meh" :no:

      Hey Pearlie, Girlie! :waves:

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      Where are her hips?
      _____________

      today was John's day to wear them :nun:

    • http://www.oprah.com/own-six-little-mcghees/Grandma-Gets-Stuck-In-a-Kids-Maze Nancy Drew Woke up Like This… Flawless! :D

      Taylor! :shocked:
      if you don't get the fugg offa her w/that gravi! :chase: :ghost:

    • http://youtu.be/dXBaJfVr9us MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

      I like the place. I too think the one bedroom is selfish :rofl: but I think it is on purpose so I give the much respect. they are like FOH you is not finna spend the night at my house. you better go to a hotel mama... might actually be smart .. I bet this was Chrissy doing she was like your mama cannot come visit John. Only me and my PART ASIAN FOLKS. We used to sleeping in pull out shelves so we don't need a room :cool:

    • TaylorMade

      A.J. says:

      Yall who is this retarded azz midget with the fukked up grill that’s been parading around IG. atown0705 :huh: I hate people
      ______
      I hate people too.

      _________
      Thank ya'll for posting this, cuz I was confused as to why this man was getting so much darn attention.

    • OpinionHated

      She is the ugliest model with the worst shape ever... her decorating style is nice though - like the way she did the place - love the kitchen stools..... who we kidding we all know John decorated every nook and cranny of that home....I can see him with his leg cock off to the side like our morning wood last week and his pinky stinking out....

    • Vanna is the root of all evil

      Charlie Sheen went on a wild rant against Kim Kardashian in the wee hours Tuesday morning, telling her to go “f yourself” for allegedly crushing a little girl’s dream.

      Charlie says a friend told him about a 6-year-old girl who worshiped Kim and asked her for her autograph. Charlie says Kim turned the kid down flat, adding, “She cries about it every night before she goes to sleep.”

      And that’s when he goes off: “you are lucky that ANYONE cares about your gross and giggly [sic] bag of funk you dare call an ass.”

      He dares her to compare resumes with him, and then says, “your public loves u. give something back or go f yourself.”

      His parting shot, “My apologies to your hubby, great guy I’m sure, I hope his vision returns one day.”

      ---
      Charlie will go off on u for not signing autographs remember he snapped on riHanna for the same thing. He say Kanye vision messed up :sideeye: <--- Kanye messed up vision

      :hahaha:

    • luVn_liFe…

      Brazilian TV host and supermodel Andrea Teresa Marach (Andressa Urach) was recently rushed to the hospital, when her butt implants EXPLODED
      ~~~
      OMG guys... :scared: the graphic PICS *GabbyLipQUIVER* :cry:

    • Hair Lova Formerly Known As Dark Ceaser

      And that’s when he goes off: “you are lucky that ANYONE cares about your gross and giggly [sic] bag

      His parting shot, “My apologies to your hubby, great guy I’m sure, I hope his vision returns one day.”
      _________

      :haha:

    • http://youtu.be/dXBaJfVr9us MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

      And that’s when he goes off: “you are lucky that ANYONE cares about your gross and giggly [sic] bag of funk you dare call an ass.”

      He dares her to compare resumes with him, and then says, “your public loves u. give something back or go f yourself.”
      :ha:
      His parting shot, “My apologies to your hubby, great guy I’m sure, I hope his vision returns one day.”
      —————
      I am weaaaaaaaaakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk he said her POON satnk :rofl:
      please don't let Kanye hear about this and go in. He already think they royalty. He will call Charlie irrelevant but while they playing Charlie might have more money than them :lol: but when did Kanye go legally BLINE??

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      “My apologies to your hubby, great guy I’m sure, I hope his vision returns one day.”
      ___________________

      :dead:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      :hahaha: :ghost:

    • Locapoca

      luVn_liFe... says:

      Brazilian TV host and supermodel Andrea Teresa Marach (Andressa Urach) was recently rushed to the hospital, when her butt implants EXPLODED
      ~~~
      OMG guys… the graphic PICS *GabbyLipQUIVER*
      ^^^^^
      :wtf: is this really what it has come to? carrying around explosive azzez?

    • http://youtu.be/dXBaJfVr9us MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

      Okay NOW, who said it about MsTake’s good job
      ____________
      one of my sorors.. I think her name B2K.... or something like that :rofl: ANYWAYS I think she mad cause she smashed the homie and I know about it :shrugs: <SUPERVISOR SHRUG

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      :rofl: :rofl:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      if you don’t get the fugg offa her w/that gravi! :chase: :ghost:

      ________________

      Rick Ross said Let dem titties breathe. I feel him :fistbump: My titties are SORE today! Hurts to walk. I can't wait to go home and give dem dere free :phew: :boobies:

    • luVn_liFe…

      carrying around explosive azzez?
      ~~~~
      I wish I could UN SEE that pic :hide:

    • TaylorMade

      does anybody else use their old likka bottles as plant vases too?
      no? oh, me neither
      _______
      I use to love when my dad finished off a bottle of Bombay Sapphire....that blue bottle was sooo pretty. I've used them as vases before :kona:

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      ANYWAYS I think she mad cause she smashed the homie and I know about it <SUPERVISOR SHRUG
      ____________

      LMMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

      YOU NEED TO WATCH THE SPECIAL. :dead: Youre gonna die.

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      I think her name B2K

      ___________________

      No you didn't call her Raz B :dead: :ghost:

    • http://youtu.be/dXBaJfVr9us MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

      John is a smart dude, gifted, truly. the fact that I suspect that he sees HER as one of his major ‘accomplishments’ just leaves me with my face balled up
      __________-
      +every thing :hahaha: so petty but the truth. I was like OH she the ORDINARY people he was sanging about

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      We used to sleeping in pull out shelves so we don’t need a room :cool:
      ________________

      :crying: you must have on your supervisory bolero today

    • http://www.oprah.com/own-six-little-mcghees/Grandma-Gets-Stuck-In-a-Kids-Maze Nancy Drew Woke up Like This… Flawless! :D

      they are like FOH you is not finna spend the night at my house. you better go to a hotel mama… might actually be smart
      ________________________________

      :crying1: that last port reads slightly personal :ghost:

    • Hair Lova Formerly Known As Dark Ceaser

      I think her name B2K

      ___________________

      No you didn’t call her Raz B :dead: :ghost:

      by VDot on Jan 6, 2015 at 4:45 pm
      _______
      :ghost: "ladies turn around and let me see that sexy body go bump, bump, bump." Lmfaoooo

    • Vanna is the root of all evil

      Brazilian TV host and supermodel Andrea Teresa Marach (Andressa Urach) was recently rushed to the hospital, when her butt implants EXPLODED
      ~~~
      OMG guys… the graphic PICS *GabbyLipQUIVER*
      ^^^^^
      :wtf: is this really what it has come to? carrying around explosive azzez?

      ----
      U killing me loca :rofl:

    • http://youtu.be/dXBaJfVr9us MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

      @FREN I just set up a recording of it for tomorrow when it comes on at 12:30 am... holla at me on Thursday :hahaha:

    • TaylorMade

      Unhooking my boulder holder is one of the first things I do when I get home.

      I don't care for Chrissy, I actually don't get the hype about her either but I will say that some of the recipes she post look pretty good.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      tea em z says Charlie apologized now :rofl:

    • Locapoca

      Ok Lovely Luvie :wtf: I just went and :pc: the pics why the hell are there like 4-5 holes in the bishes thigh? Did they have to drain her whold dams leg? :scared: That is horrible looking :no:

    • Hair Lova Formerly Known As Dark Ceaser

      We used to sleeping in pull out shelves so we don’t need a room :cool:
      ________________

      Bwahahaaha :rofl:

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      I use to love when my dad finished off a bottle of Bombay Sapphire….that blue bottle was sooo pretty. I’ve used them as vases before
      ___________

      my moms used to put food coloring in the water. the flowers was fake anyway so it aint matter.

      we was fancy schmancy :nun:

      then with the big wicker (straw?) fans on the wall above it.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      And teen mom Farrah got a bad top lip implant installed :hahaha:
      Yall should see the pic! :dead:

    • http://youtu.be/dXBaJfVr9us MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

      that last port reads slightly persona
      ___________
      NUCCA :rofl: :hahaha: IF you gone get on me about anything get on me about THIS!! :rules: for going in on somebody MAMMY :stop: you don't :whistle: know my story.. my testimony...
      but if anything... this would be my pettiest moment :rofl:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      the flowers was fake anyway so it aint matter.

      ______________

      Mama of a guy my friend used to date had a whole greenhouse room full of fake flowers :hahaha:

    • http://www.oprah.com/own-six-little-mcghees/Grandma-Gets-Stuck-In-a-Kids-Maze Nancy Drew Woke up Like This… Flawless! :D

      and his pinky stinking out….
      _____________________

      wait... John got his starfish out?! :blink:

    • luVn_liFe…

      Locapoca says:I just went and :pc: the pics why the hell are there like 4-5 holes in the bishes thigh? Did they have to drain her whole dams leg? :scared: That is horrible looking :no:
      ~~~~
      :confused: :cry: :vomit:
      those half dollar size holes look like they gonna kill her :scared:

    • http://youtu.be/dXBaJfVr9us MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

      Brazilian TV host and supermodel Andrea Teresa Marach (Andressa Urach) was recently rushed to the hospital, when her butt implants EXPLODED
      __________
      you see this on AMINAALLEYESONME BUDAFLY twitter? I went to look at Missy screen shot and saw she had posted about the butt implants. She has some pictures on there @man might like. Kudos to you ALINAONYOURMIND :claps: < round of applause baby make that :buttshake: clap... let me see you.. buss it buss it buss it.
      are you a rose?

    • luVn_liFe…

      DTTS
      I seen FARRAH'S Lip looking like the Futurama character. Her lip is equivalent to the booty model's butt/hips
      :crying:

    • http://youtu.be/dXBaJfVr9us MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

      No you didn’t call her Raz B
      ______________
      who she thank she is LIL FIZZ??? :stop: Baby steps.

    • luVn_liFe…

      Mama of a guy my friend used to date had a whole greenhouse room full of fake flowers
      ~~~
      :huh: ???? :dead:

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      Mama of a guy my friend used to date had a whole greenhouse room full of fake flowers
      _______________________

      :lol: but I bet you cant tell her that her house aint stylin on em

      cuz you couldn't tell my father JACK about that calendar from lawd only knows what year. he used to be like this is African art :rules:

      used to be organizing them black figurines just so. everyday after work he would check on them, dust them off, make sure they were in the right order. :lol:

    • Locapoca

      those half dollar size holes look like they gonna kill her
      ^^^^^
      :wail: @ half dollar size. I want the last 5 minutes of my life back! I shouldve never googled!

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      I got fukking tears laughing at Tee. :crying1:

    • http://youtu.be/dXBaJfVr9us MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

      used to be organizing them black figurines just so
      __________
      I just yelped :wails:

    • luVn_liFe…

      Sheen, telling one outlet that the socialite "Scar-Trashian" is “a pox on the face of entertainment” with no “gratitude, “awareness” or “talent.”

    • http://www.oprah.com/own-six-little-mcghees/Grandma-Gets-Stuck-In-a-Kids-Maze Nancy Drew Woke up Like This… Flawless! :D

      :rofl: that's what I was thinkin Taken... there are so mannie mannie mannie other subjects they could have choosen to be offended by. the work posts bare-lee register. :rofl: :crying1:

    • luVn_liFe…

      I want the last 5 minutes of my life back! I shouldve never googled!
      ~~~~
      U sound like I felt when I seen the "BLUE Waffle" :bite:

    • http://youtu.be/dXBaJfVr9us MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

      I got fukking tears laughing at Tee
      ___________
      @FREN I'mma quit now... but B2K had the best shade of all time :rofl: She was like every since I won the SUPERVISORY IDOL that is all I talk about :crying1: TOUCHE NUCCA TOUCHE... You say act like you been here before I am showing out :hahaha: WHEW... BYGONES.

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      used to be organizing them black figurines just so. everyday after work he would check on them, dust them off, make sure they were in the right order
      ____________

      Lord rest his weary soul cause them knick knacks collect dust like none other. :hahaha: :heart: I shure hope one yall go thru and dust em off. He might come to yall with some nummmas in appreciation. :hahaha:

      Swear thats something my mama would say ...and mean it. :lol: :heart:

    • Locapoca

      luVn_liFe... says:

      I want the last 5 minutes of my life back! I shouldve never googled!
      ~~~~
      U sound like I felt when I seen the “BLUE Waffle”
      ^^^^^
      :sideeye: I aint even gonna go look :nono:

    • http://youtu.be/dXBaJfVr9us MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

      there are so mannie mannie mannie other subjects they could have choosen to be offended by. the work posts bare-lee register
      ___________
      Girl most of the time people nig nore them cause they boring. DTTS will tell me nobody cares. But I just be telling it anyways. Honey badger don't give a F :rofl: If I got to be here ya'll got to be here

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      SUPERVISORY IDOL
      ____________

      TURRS :crying1: :crying1:

    • http://youtu.be/Ov5oWPXPwKI Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      Sidebar: breastfeeding mom's: how did you guys boost your milk supply?

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      Girl most of the time people nig nore them cause they boring. DTTS will tell me nobody cares. But I just be telling it anyways. Honey badger don’t give a F If I got to be here ya’ll got to be here
      _______________

      Ion even know what where how who... what i was doing but i seen a police/security lady and she had a huge butt? :crying1: LordT. I mustve laffed bout ten minutes at the fukking woman and she was just trine do her jawb. Thanks friend. God BlessT you. :hug:

    • http://youtu.be/Ov5oWPXPwKI Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      The following people, please go look at the video in my link and give me your honest feedback

      Otb
      taken
      dtts
      anyone who has not yet already seen it.

    • luVn_liFe…

      Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:

      Sidebar: breastfeeding mom’s: how did you guys boost your milk supply?
      ~~~
      Dark Beer KeKe

      :stop: DONT LOCO :eek:

    • http://youtu.be/dXBaJfVr9us MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

      Watch me get fired tomorrow. B2K be the lady calling in all time. She been watching me and screen shoting me this whole time. :dead:

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      Keya..how old is she now... you give her both breasts at every feeding? :think:

    • http://www.oprah.com/own-six-little-mcghees/Grandma-Gets-Stuck-In-a-Kids-Maze Nancy Drew Woke up Like This… Flawless! :D

      @Keya, um :think: milk duds?
      j/k :hug: don't mind me, I just drank a Mike's hard lemonade
      :whistle: yo! :handclap: "these hoes got me mistaken" :buttshake"

    • luVn_liFe…

      :danban: "THESE HeauXs got me MISTAKEN" :listen:

      Keya I can clearly see which one is ur bro :winky:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      everyday after work he would check on them, dust them off, make sure they were in the right order. :lol:

      :crying1: Gone on somewhereZ User! :chase:
      :rofl:

    • http://youtu.be/Ov5oWPXPwKI Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      Otb yes I do give both, unless she falls asleep. And she's eating every two hours or so. If I pump it, she will drink 5 ounces. I do give her formula with the breastmilk in the same bottle sometimes.

    • luVn_liFe…

      "I wake up and Im BAKING" . . . :danban1: Im MAKING Alla dis PAPER :whistle:

    • http://youtu.be/dXBaJfVr9us MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

      wait ...taylor gang hot up rick ross titties???? :wails: REAL TEARS... That is how I feel after I get home BAIZE :eek: and put on a big t-shirt... free and unbothered with my :boobs: out. BAWSE

    • http://youtu.be/Ov5oWPXPwKI Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      @luvin really!? Lol. Both the dreads are my brothers. But I don't think we look alike. People say we do though. The other one is my cousin.

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      Keya...is it my PC? The vid is like not avail? My job prolly blocked it.

      I will check from phone/home. :yes: And report byke.

    • http://youtu.be/dXBaJfVr9us MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

      “THESE HeauXs got me MISTAKEN”
      ________-
      I AM TRYING TO LISTEN NOW AND THE TITLE ALONE LET ME KNOW IT IS A WINNER... And they used HOES
      #winning
      Charlie Sheen

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Honey badger don’t give a F :rofl:

      :ghost:

      =====================
      Ok, doing it now Nakeya. :yes: brb :steer:

    • http://youtu.be/Ov5oWPXPwKI Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      @luvin I see you!!!!!! Thanks love!!! :hug: :heart:

    • http://youtu.be/dXBaJfVr9us MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

      I am on my phone and it won't load :(

    • http://youtu.be/Ov5oWPXPwKI Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      @taken lol. Thanks!!! Let me know what you think.

    • luVn_liFe…

      Both the dreads are my brothers. But I don’t think we look alike.
      ~~~
      the one w/ the red jacket on..ya'll look JUST Alike :yes:

    • http://youtu.be/Ov5oWPXPwKI Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      @otb it's your job. Look when you get home. @taken aww man. Ugh

    • http://youtu.be/Ov5oWPXPwKI Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      @luvin that's the youngest out of all three of us. My baby before I had a baby. Spoiled brat. Lol.

    • TaylorMade

      then with the big wicker (straw?) fans on the wall above it.
      ______
      What about the wicker chairs. Now, I think everyone's [arent has a wicker chair picture. I know my momma was killing it with her friends :lol:

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      Hmmm. I would say make sure you pushing it down while she feeding..but Keya really its bad to give her formula cause you need to boost your supply by her eating more. She has to teach your body how much to produce if that makes sense? She is still little so you should be nursing like all the time. I know its tiring but. :|

      You got a pump? When she fall asleep after a litlle bit, you could use the pump to simulate her..and water water water :yes:

    • https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

      Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:

      Sidebar: breastfeeding mom’s: how did you guys boost your milk supply?
      _____________

      I used to drink a tea called Mother's Milk (it tastes kinda like licorice but not as bad). Nettle is supposed to be good too.

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      Did your nurse give you the tittay cookie recipe? Im sure you can find it on the net, but flax seeds is the gem.

    • luVn_liFe…

      I just NOtice John's SHOES :casket:

    • luVn_liFe…

      you could use the pump to simulate her..and water water water :yes:
      ~~~~
      MAYNE KEYA drank some dark beer FRFR! NO Flax Seed B. that shyte will have you like "hazard and em" . . these heaux's got me MISTAKEN :nono:

    • TaylorMade

      VDot says:

      the flowers was fake anyway so it aint matter.
      ______________
      Mama of a guy my friend used to date had a whole greenhouse room full of fake flowers :hahaha:
      _______________
      My gmom called this the "sun-porch" :hahaha:

    • http://youtu.be/dXBaJfVr9us MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

      keya they got a real video :shock: They famous!!
      that beat is riding :danban: I will shoot up a club if this was on :shotsfired: you know like how when Pastor Troy come on for GA folks... or that lil John song... waht's the name? :thinking: Wait no the Master P one... I am so hard I can't recall it :kona:

    • Nefertiti, edges kinky.

      “hazard and em”
      __________

      BOl :rofl: No flax zone

    • http://youtu.be/Ov5oWPXPwKI Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      @taken I'm dead at "shoot up the club" thanks for watching.

    • http://youtu.be/dXBaJfVr9us MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

      dead @no flax zone :lol:
      Whew thank ya'll for these laughs today!!! :hugs:
      I got a headache.. slightly. Taken10 called super excited she had a good day. I told her I would let her eat pizza cuz of it. real story is since I am here late and I forgot to take something out.... that's the easiest solution :oops:

    • Savannah

      @Nakeya I like the beat to the song.

    • http://youtu.be/Ov5oWPXPwKI Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      @luvin does it matter what kind of beer?

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      THAT BEAT! :trophy:
      :yes:
      I love it! :yes:
      U hoes got me MsTaken RawRRRRRRRRRRRR :shakebutt:

      They need ah Female on the track! You Nakeya! :lol:

      Roses lets write a wrap for Nakeya to take over her lil brother's song :hahaha:

    • http://youtu.be/Ov5oWPXPwKI Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      Thanks @Savannah!!!!!

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      I will shoot up a club if this was on :shotsfired:

      :facepalm:
      :love:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      No flax zone
      :dead:

    • http://youtu.be/Ov5oWPXPwKI Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      @dtts lol I am no rapper!! Lol. But thanks for giving it a listen. :hug:

    • luVn_liFe…

      KeKe a dark lager google it it will tell you. They Have NoN alcohol lager as well.
      U can drink the one with alcohol too, but read up on it :yes:

    • http://youtu.be/Ov5oWPXPwKI Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      @taken they did the video mostly on the front porch. Lol.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Nakeya,
      We can make you a wrapper. EYE know people :eek:
      Go practice getting your voice either HIGH or RASPY! :rules:
      :rofl:

    • http://youtu.be/Ov5oWPXPwKI Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      @otb I do need to drink more water. Did the tea work for you?

    • luVn_liFe…

      Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says: they did the video mostly on the front porch.
      :lol:

    • http://youtu.be/Ov5oWPXPwKI Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      @dtts I don't have a rap name or a big bubble butt

    • http://youtu.be/dXBaJfVr9us MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

      I know the song.. :danban: F THEM OTHER Ns... I'M DOWN FOR MY Ns...
      whole club shut down... folks in there throw up sets... and Greek signs... about to get shot up cause you throwing up a Kappa diamond in a Bloods face :facepalm:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      LuvLife,
      IF'n my lil Juliana comes out slurring her first words, IT'S ON! :duel:
      :dead:

    • luVn_liFe…

      Go practice getting your voice either HIGH or RASPY!
      ~~~~
      :hahaha:
      Yew Stoopidt COlE!
      :rofl:

    • http://youtu.be/dXBaJfVr9us MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

      @DTTS she can wrap in a high pitched mickey mouse voice. cuss real bad. it be ironic :rofl: name be MICK-NASTY

    • luVn_liFe…

      LuvLife,
      IF’n my lil Juliana comes out slurring her first words, IT’S ON!
      :lol:
      she'll be aigght, she'll be more mellow :hahaha: . . IM KIDDING KEKE!

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:

      @dtts I don’t have a rap name or a big bubble butt

      YEEN said nothing butta word :rofl: :rofl:

      We can just photoshop you AND a butt in their video! :crying1:
      We gone make Juliana the Exec Prod so she can be paid. MsTake writing wraps now I see :facepalm:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor's #1 prayer warrior :pray: says:

      @DTTS she can wrap in a high pitched mickey mouse voice. cuss real bad. it be ironic :rofl: name be MICK-NASTY

      :casket:

    • luVn_liFe…

      I don’t have a rap name or a big bubble butt
      ~~~
      Go Get the but pad pannies from the Swap Meat

    • http://youtu.be/Ov5oWPXPwKI Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      @luvin and dtts y'all crazy!!! Lol.

    • http://youtu.be/dXBaJfVr9us MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

      ALLRIGHT LEMME GO GET MY KIDS :nite:

    • http://youtu.be/Ov5oWPXPwKI Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      Lol lol. I love y'all I swear I do. HahahaHahaha

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Nakeya,
      We already got San's t-shirt with Mickey's hands on it #dontshoot #frfr
      :kona:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      :thinking: I was thinking you could rap sounding like Roxanne Shante :D

      :listen:

    • luVn_liFe…

      We already got San’s t-shirt with Mickey’s hands on it #dontshoot
      :eek:
      kute

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

      F THEM OTHER Ns… I’M DOWN FOR MY Ns…

      ________________

      I HATE this song now! HATE HATE HATE IT!!!

      Back when I worked at Popeyes we made a video to this song. Closed down the lobby and set that mofo off. Was in there throwing chicken. Hyped, throwing the straw holder on the floor with ALL the straws. :lol: Good times.

      :whistle: :danban:

      Drop some mo chicken cause I love me some chicken :dance: repeat 2 x's

      I'll ride for my chicken, I'll die for my chicken Drop some mo chicken

      :danban1:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor's #1 prayer warrior :pray: says:

      ALLRIGHT LEMME GO GET MY KIDS :nite:
      ====================
      Tell TakenPorty that yall having ah Pizza Potty tonight for her big sis! She'll be down for it! :grill:
      TakenPorty --> :party:
      :kona:

    • luVn_liFe…

      Ya'll know Jason Pelanco???

    • luVn_liFe…

      TakenPorty that yall having ah Pizza Potty tonight for her big sis! She’ll be down for it
      :crying: i luv her

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      V.
      :heart:
      Straws and ALL, huh? :crying1:
      Yall made it rain :hahaha:

    • TaylorMade

      I have a confession to make....My name is Taylor and I am obsessed with buying gym clothes....even though I only half azz make it to the gym :kona:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      luVn_liFe... says:

      We already got San’s t-shirt with Mickey’s hands on it #dontshoot
      :eek:
      kute

      We're still in the Feasibility Stage :tea:

    • luVn_liFe…

      My name is Taylor and I am obsessed with buying gym clothes
      :wtf:
      Alot of people LIKE WEARING GYM/ACTIVE WEAR FOR Everyday wear. I see it all the time
      :lol:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Taylor, gone somewhereZ :rofl:

      Come back with a Harder one :hahaha:
      :hug:

    • luVn_liFe…

      We’re still in the Feasibility Stage
      *dismissive hand* :gay:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      :whistle: *cues Confession for Taylor mini-confession* :rofl:

    • TaylorMade

      Speaking of chicken, can we reminisce on when MJB was standing on tables singing. "crispy chicken, fresh lettuce..."

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      :crying: i luv her

      Her eyes even say PARRRRRTTTTAAAYYYYY *raises the roof* :rofl:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      NO

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      :welcome: <--really says Team Mary MuthaFluckin J BliGE :D

      :rules: Settle down :kona:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      THIS :wtf: in 228 :ghost:

    • TaylorMade

      Mannn, I gave ya'll to much today. I already told ya'll about Thug McPissy :lol: Humph, just saw this ninja at a holiday party wit two drinks in his hands. Whispered to our friend, "I hope his new jawn got rubber sheets!!" Matter fact, let me go text our mutual friend so that I can vent about this again..... :cell:

    • luVn_liFe…

      :lol: hurrsh dtts ur being a yenta

    • http://youtu.be/dXBaJfVr9us MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

      I HATE this song now! HATE HATE HATE IT!!!
      Back when I worked at Popeyes we made a video to this song. Closed down the lobby and set that mofo off. Was in there throwing chicken. Hyped, throwing the straw holder on the floor with ALL the straws. :lol: Good times.
      ---------------
      Logged back in to cry about this :crying1: throwing chicken fren?????!!!!! I am dead. You ended the night we'll for me

    • http://youtu.be/dXBaJfVr9us MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

      On the phone with my hubby.. Remind me to tell me about this dude with curly hair that tried him. ON HIS SUPERVISOR JOB... Tomorrow :lol:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU RAZZ be like: :tea:

      Did y'all talk about Farrah Abraham looking like Janice the Muppet? :tea:

    • luVn_liFe…

      RAZZIE we did briefly. They Are Bonkers Man!

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU RAZZ be like: :tea:

      @Luvie That's what she gets :lol: Leave them lips alone. They were fine the way they were.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      YENTI :trophy: :rofl:

    • Blanche Devereaux

      @Vdot im crine BC of that Popeye's bit :crying1:

      Anyway, my bish arse lesbo neighbors are over here throwing each other against walls at 6pm :rolleyes: I moved into a duplex to cut costs so I can pay my debts and use my extra money to visit other cities for potential move THIS SHYT WAS A MISTAKE :mad:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      ON HIS SUPERVISOR JOB…
      :chase:
      :crying1:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      OHHH Blanche :rofl:

      They tussling or fuggin?! :popcorn:
      Hit the wall! :kona:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Razzle, them LIPS whoa :shocked:
      That's what she gets :lol:

    • TaylorMade

      Oh Roses **le sigh** New Friend has set me up once again... He'll ask for us to go out on a date, so of course I'm thinking it'll be just us...but nope, there's gonna be two other couples... dis tew much too soon. On one hand I'm flattered that he wants to introduce me to his friends but on another I just got out of something and I'm not sure if I want to move that fast. I've already expressed this to him. (Out of say 5 dates, this is the second time that we've had company)

    • Blanche Devereaux

      @DTTS boxing, hell MMA fighting :box: :karate: the other night they were locking each other out the house, throwing phones in the gutter and fighting like Tyson. I'm sick of them :facepalm:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU RAZZ be like: :tea:

      DTTS- I wonder how she's going to respond to the memes made of her :lol:

    • TaylorMade

      Hmmm, wall seeex? :think:

    • Hair Lova Formerly Known As Dark Ceaser

      On the phone with my hubby.. Remind me to tell me about this dude with curly hair that tried him. ON HIS SUPERVISOR JOB… Tomorrow :lol:

      by MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor's #1 prayer warrior :pray: on Jan 6, 2015 at 5:48 pm
      __________
      And this is when B2K gone die die die. Cuz yawl both supervisors. There can't be two supervisors on one team.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      *jacked
      Kylie Jenner and sister Kim Kardashian got into a heated argument over Jenner’s relationship with bad boy rapper Tyga, a Kardashian family insider tells RadarOnline.com exclusively.

      “Kylie doesn’t want Kim’s advice and told her that she is the last person to ever give advice on relationships,” the source says.

      “She also told her that at least she is with someone because she has feelings for them and not because will make her more famous,” the insider says. “That really hurt Kim.”

      As Radar reported, the 35-year-old Keeping up with the Kardashians beauty does not approve of Tyga dating her younger sister because he is the father of her best friend Blac Chyna’s son, King Cairo Stevenson, 2.

      According to the source, “Kylie and Kim do not see eye-to-eye on really anything, which is so strange because they are so similar in personalities. It’s like Kylie wants to be Kim but wants nothing to do with her.”

      “Kylie’s other sisters are just accepting this now because they recognize that he has her best interests in mind and they also see that she really cares about him.”

      Although they have not confirmed their relationship since being spotted together in Oct. 2013, the source tells Radar, “As soon as she turns 18, this will no longer be a factor.”

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU RAZZ be like: :tea:

      Taylor- why don't you express that bit to him-- Letting him know that you would like to get more time with him before you're sitting around others?? that way if you need to leave him high and dry with the check, you won't have to do it in front of his friends. :lol:

    • Blanche Devereaux

      @Taylor that would make me SEW uncomfortable. How am I supposed to get to know you if I gotta put on for extra folk :nono:

    • luVn_liFe…

      BLANCHE!FOCUS on THE BIGGER PICTURE

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      RAZZ be like: :tea: says:

      DTTS- I wonder how she’s going to respond to the memes made of her :lol:

      WATT do they say? :popcorn:
      =================
      Oh Blanche, call the cops :shrug:
      OR call you Landlord. YOU have the RIGHT to private enjoyment in your own dwelling. That's the LAW :yes:

    • Hair Lova Formerly Known As Dark Ceaser

      Oh Roses **le sigh** New Friend has set me up once again… He’ll ask for us to go out on a date, so of course I’m thinking it’ll be just us…but nope, there’s gonna be two other couples… dis tew much too soon. On one hand I’m flattered that he wants to introduce me to his friends but on another I just got out of something and I’m not sure if I want to move that fast. I’ve already expressed this to him. (Out of say 5 dates, this is the second time that we’ve had company)

      by TaylorMade on Jan 6, 2015 at 6:07 pm
      ___________

      BEWARE..... Next you'll be meeting the family. Twice outta 5 damn dates tho? You better put on that active wear and make tracks.

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU RAZZ be like: :tea:

      As Radar reported, the 35-year-old Keeping up with the Kardashians beauty does not approve of Tyga dating her younger sister because he is the father of her best friend Blac Chyna’s son, King Cairo Stevenson, 2.
      --------
      They best frens now?

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU RAZZ be like: :tea:

      @DTTS- I haven't seen any memes but I know they're out there :lol:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU RAZZ be like: :tea:

      because they recognize that he has her best interests in mind
      ---------------
      How is this when they fuggin--she's under 18 and he damn near 40 by the hairline?

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Taylor, just call him OR when you see him(gaze into his eyes) and be like "sweetie, I am really really digging you, BUT since this is the beginning of "us", I'm going to need for us to do "us" alone. We'll have more time in the future to be with your friends.

      THEN SAY IT AGANE: "I really just want to spend my alone time with you"

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      You better put on that active wear and make tracks.

      :wail:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU RAZZ be like: :tea:

      :newpost: Luda and Exodus got murr'd.

    • SummerBaby

      I've been busy all day & missed all the fun today.

    • TaylorMade

      BEWARE….. Next you’ll be meeting the family. Twice outta 5 damn dates tho? You better put on that active wear and make tracks.
      _______
      I am wearing my running tights as we speak :think: Meeting the family? Yup, this is the one I was telling ya'll about that wants me to meet his daughter already. So I always say, "i will do it in my time." But, yeah I definitely thought that it was going to be just the two of us. If it wasn't for me inquiring about making a reservation for restaurant week I don't think he would've told me til the day before.
      Plus, I am a bit nervous about meeting his momma. She wrote a book and in the acknowledgements she thanked everybody from the pastor, husband kids, friends, family......and her haters!! yes, it actually says, "I'd like to thank my haters" :hide:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUg9iK7xeU RAZZ be like: :tea:

      yes, it actually says, “I’d like to thank my haters” :hide:
      ---------
      She got some hood in her :lol: