Potential presidential candidate Mike Huckabee doesn’t like pop singer Beyonce — and for good reason. Huckabee believes Beyonce is a poor role model for young girls who struggle with self confidence and a low sense of self-worth. Some young girls, who can’t identify with Bey’s over-sexualized self image, are made to feel inferior and worthless in the eyes of their peers.
As a result of his accurate views on Beyonce’s sexually graphic public image, Huckabee was invited to share his thoughts about Beyonce on The View today (Jan. 22).
Beyonce’s former bandmate Michelle Williams was also invited to sit in on the discussion (since Beyonce couldn’t — or wouldn’t — be there to defend herself).
“She doesn’t need to do songs like ‘Partition’ and ‘Drunk in Love’ in order to be an effective and an amazing talent,” Huckabee said.
To which Michelle responded: “She’s amazing!”
“I just feel like that album and those songs is that one moment where she decided to probably do some songs she’s always wanted to do to shed that ‘I’m a good girl,'” said Michelle. “She had some freedom and she owned it and she took it, so I was definitely offended—I’m not the Carter spokesperson…
Michelle added: “But to hear some of those comments that you said, I thought were very, very, very low. I respect you and this is not to throw mud and tomatoes…”
Whatever… Huckabee is right about Beyonce — and if he is elected president of these United States, things will change in the music industry. Gone will be slutty singers like Beyonce who bare their bodies instead of their vocal cords.
I, for one, am ready for change.
Huckabee can pick one of Beyonce’s ass cheeks to kiss.
Why he so concerned about her. This dude is obsessed.
I’m so mad I’m busy today, cause I want to cut up in this post.
If he really cared about America his focus will be on his constituents. Sarah Palin for example, the real pimp, should be his main focus. Her daughter is a single mother with a high school education, the babies daddy is a porn star and her face is full of plastic surgery. In my book that’s enough to say we should be addressing this issue of a politician more so than an entertainer.
Go Michelle
How much Bey pay you to be her defender? That seems like a cool job to have. How do I sign up? 
I wouldn’t explain shyt to that non-mf-factor
FOH!!! Hankadyck!! 
On second thought after reading the post, I’m glad I’m busy, cause I might mess around and lose my login. Sandra is trolling HARD!
I bet money Huckabee :jack: off while listening to Bey. ROCKET is his go to for the money shot
If his presidency changes music than your job will be obsolete. Your Medical Minutes (which I appreciate) are far in-between. But your reporting on low-life entertaines like T.I. and Tiny make up your entries. Be careful what you wish for.
Will you vote for him Sandra?
HUNKASHYTE is using Bey to get some shine. SAT DOWN!
I like the Obamas but sometimes I wish they could disassociate themselves with the Carters
I really do … but they gave a lot to his campaign …… it’s not a good look….
and Huckabee is just jealous of them folks ….. Bey’s bank account is sitting much fatter…. he is just a jealous crackah !
I remember Michelle said she was uncomfortable with Bey’s new sexual persona. Not those exact words but she wasn’t team sex sales at first.
Good to see her stand up for her sista girl though. I can say it you can’t. This man wishes he could smell Bey’s breath.
You know yt men have a secret obsession with black women.
Do you wash the inside of your butt at night? -Inside the crack with lots of unscented soap and summers eve mixed.
*Are you any of the following:
*Have you ever had pink eye?- No
*How did you get it?- NA
*You a womenz or a menz? -Womenz
*Top or bottom? -Bottom
*You have kids? -No
*A stalker bf/gf-bf for over a year. Keep tellung that nig to stop calling me. Guess the puss was good
* Have you ever picked up a man or woman at Wal-Mart, just to have them steal your adt sign?- No
Fat, ugly, single, uneducated, or anything else mean.-single and mean ass hell.
From downstairs:
If you call MY child about MY business, regardless of age, we got isshas. Don’t do it. You call I hang right on up. If they had the money, they would call you. Not the other way around.
I from ARK and we hate Huckabee here, don’t y’all vote for his ass
You ladies with daughters…. which artist do your daughters fancy ??? My little one loves Jonelle Monae… I means loves that chick….
1. You got a better chance at being president. 2. Stop trying to get entertainers to be your child parent. 3. Partition is not a kiddie song. 4. How do you think Huckleberry gone change the industry. 5. Some of your own FOBs definitely not role models for kiss. I won’t name names.
since Beyonce couldn’t — or wouldn’t — be there to defend herself).
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she been there. Whoopi said, “youre beyonce” and beyonce said, “thank you”
the video been floating around.
I guess its cool she trying to take up for her but really why? Beyonce dont even defend Beyonce she let folks think and say whatever the fugg they want.
Dymond says:
I from ARK and we hate Huckabee here, don’t y’all vote for his ass
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Don’t worry I ain’t voting for nah republican trust
loopy been trying to leave us all day
*contained hand* But why
Honey Badger Dont Give a Fudge.
SOTHERNGRL says:
I guess its cool she trying to take up for her but really why?
let’s be real here ….. 
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Michelle needs to sit her stick figure azz down somewhere
and not Michelle Obama
LMAOOOOOO
VDot says:
Will you vote for him Sandra?
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can she? I thought she was still claiming the over the pond set
but really why? Beyonce dont even defend Beyonce she let folks think and say whatever the fugg they want. ?
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Michelle needed allowance tho
I just watched that video of her falling on 106 n Park
Her ankles failed her that day
You ladies with daughters…. which artist do your daughters fancy ??? My little one loves Jonelle Monae… I means loves that chick….
) and Aaliyah right now. Thanks so fawking MUCH VH1 and Lifetime. Bastids.
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She has discovered the 90’s. She is in love with TLC (according to @Luvie…TC
Exactly UFO
hey Jenie boo
Whatever… Huckabee is right about Beyonce — and if he is elected president of these United States, things will change in the music industry.
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You sound like Believe this Sandra
you can forget that happening
Her ankles failed her that day
her group did too 
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Beyonce dont even defend Beyonce she let folks think and say whatever the fugg they want.
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Virgos.
Dymond

Jenie – my niece
her some Sam Smith. I got a vid of her singing her heart out to “Not the Only One”
her
SOTHERNGRL says:
I guess its cool she trying to take up for her but really why?
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what else they gonna ask her about? that gospel choir show that nobody watches?
I wonder if she even tried to negotiate them NOT asking her bey related questions. I would lie and say Bey asked me not to answer anything on her behalf and hit em with the San smile
Dubb that’s too funny
There are SOOO Many other people he could target… Kimmode, Palin, MILEY, IGGY, Etcetera, ETC.
FOH
Whatever… Huckabee is right about Beyonce — and if he is elected president of these United States, things will change in the music industry. Gone will be slutty singers like Beyonce who bare their bodies instead of their vocal cords.
I, for one, am ready for change.
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I see this is purely opinion. Your blog.
Huckabee want Bey and bad
You in danger girl!
VDot says:
Jenie – my niece
her some Sam Smith. I got a vid of her singing her heart out to “Not the Only One”
her
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Jordan likes him too
this kids have good taste for music 
I got a vid of her singing her heart out to “Not the Only One” her
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Awww!
Get her on E. Sheeran tew.. 
There are SOOO Many other people he could target… Kimmode, Palin, MILEY, IGGY, Etcetera, ETC.
FOH
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But they all look like him. He understand them just fine.
Coloureds are confusing tho.
Just read the write up and
Can’t be real!
loopy been trying to leave us all day
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@UF EYE havent been here this my 1st post tuday and the one comment I saw about the King and Queen of the ATL was enough to make me think he is tired of being a thorn in the garden
BTW Naomi lips was chap as fukk in EMpire! Got damn she looked British. :lolsign:
Honey Badger Dont Give a Fudge.
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Because she’s SEAUX badass
You in danger girl!
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I was looking at her beach photos..and the bodyguard was just
but then I was like what she gone do. Folks is fukking crazy.
Got damn she looked British
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Hoe was looking like a London’er?
RAZZ be like:
says:
Whatever… Huckabee is right about Beyonce — and if he is elected president of these United States, things will change in the music industry. Gone will be slutty singers like Beyonce who bare their bodies instead of their vocal cords.

there are plenty of slutty bytches on tv that believe it or not are examples to these young girls… Kim is one… but he ain’t saying nothing bout her…. he felt the need to single Bey out….. He is a jealous azz…. point blank
I, for one, am ready for change.
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I see this is purely opinion. Your blog.
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I agree with the statement but his opinion comes from hate…. that fool hardly listens to R&b music… so why the hell do he have such a strong opinion on such …. he needs to sit down
BAY – She Sheeran
him too. Her and my daddy had a sing off to that loving until 17 song 
Huckleberry need to keep the focus on his brain dead “Christian” base. The hell he worrying about secular musicians in the first place. We all have free will giving to us by God, so its her choice to not be some cookie cutter personality for the masses.
Since when has the president had any influence in the music industry…
But they all look like him. He understand them just fine.
Coloureds are confusing tho.
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He confused on how he can want a colored woman so damn bad!
Julius watch this nigga Huckabee.
Why he listening tho?! He’s not even Beyonce’s demographic. PLUS, Beyonce’s music has always been this way. She’s sex, sex, then more sex
My baby is getting released early from school at 1pm i.e. I get off work early
I respect you and this is not to throw mud and tomatoes…”
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Where Jesse WIlliams at. Jesse be like
Thats stupid. 
Let Beyoncé fight her own battles. If she remains mute why can’t the stans and the band mates. No way I’m defending someone who never defends themselves. Beyoncé is a puppet nothing more.
I grew up listening to NWA and watching Luke’s dancers
and EYE turned off just fine
VDot says:
her some Sam Smith. I got a vid of her singing her heart out to “Not the Only One”
her
this kids have good taste for music 
Jenie – my niece
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Jordan likes him too
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Blanche 5 is obsessed with Michael Jackson
Blanche 2 likes Bob Marley and Prince like her mama
why explain anything to his old racist arse?! fugg u Fuggabee!!!!
Pink stay with her guts out, flyin through the air! Them Teen Mom chicks abuse their children! Madonna was way more risque than Bey ever been, but he gonna pick out the successful Black Woman?????????!
He mad & tryin to shade the Carters & Obamas, while his fellow politicians stay cheatin on their wives with call girls, nannies, and lil boys! Where was his outrage when Arnold was exposed for creepin in the maid’s quarters? He aint said a word bout them drunk Bush girls living in the WH, nor Reagan’s drugged-out kids!
He sounds obsessed w/Bey, prob cause every night he roll over and see John Candy snoozing on the other pillow. Man… fugg this b.s.
He understand them just fine
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SEW , then….
*turned out just fine
Hoe was looking like a London’er?
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When Naomi got a lil bumpitybump on the bottom lip? I know it warnt my teevee.
I even got off my ass to get closer
Thats how I saw all the chap.
I was not impressed. Mad actually.
Let Beyoncé fight her own battles. If she remains mute why can’t the stans and the band mates. No way I’m defending someone who never defends themselves. Beyoncé is a puppet nothing more.
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I swear I hate them for that
Julius watch this nigga Huckabee.
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LoL
You want to promote a has been wrap group from 2002; bring up Jay name.
You want to run for president and start a dialogue; bring up Beyonce name.
Nothing else going on in this country that he could address than a married, wealthy, mother of one
I hope Republicants; see him and this for what it is….
Her and my daddy had a sing off to that loving until 17 song
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OMG
I can imagine that was GREAT! Me and the Beez turn it all the way up! :sways:
Jenny
I grew up listening to NWA and watching Luke’s dancers
and EYE turned off just fine ?
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Now, now. Let’s hold off on the turning out just fine bit
I swear I hate them for that
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:lol; But you feel fine about yorself?
luVn_liFe… says:
There are SOOO Many other people he could target… Kimmode, Palin, MILEY, IGGY, Etcetera, ETC.
FOH
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Miley’s Mac Collection came out yesterday. pretty colors but I just associate her with having a stank tongue. lipstick prolly make your breath stank. I deleted the email so quick. don’t need that kind of negativity in my life
Since when has the president had any influence in the music industry… :sideeye
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I feel like Obama kind of changed that bc he is into everything. Like the president needs to focus on a better economy and lower gas prices. To hell with everything else. OAN gas is 1.97 by my house
Someone should let him know about Lana Del Rey and her freaky ass. Kim K and her hoe-like ways. Miley Cyrus and her coked out ass.. etc.
He sounds obsessed w/Bey, prob cause every night he roll over and see John Candy snoozing on the other pillow
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now I see why Obama named his book the “audacity of hope”
they just don’t want a nigga to be great.
Miley’s Mac Collection came out yesterday. pretty colors but I just associate her with having a stank tongue. lipstick prolly make your breath stank. I deleted the email so quick. don’t need that kind of negativity in my life
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Mac reuses colors and resells them under different names. I promised u already probably have that color
don’t need that kind of negativity in my life

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Now, now. Let’s hold off on the turning out just fine bit
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These blog so old its old cause they dont remember listening to anything cept John P Kee and the Winans.
Vanna is the root of all evil
that cheap gas is going to come/ or has come with a cost. $1.88 where I am tho, but milk still $5
But you feel fine about yorself?

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Nothing else going on in this country that he could address than a married, wealthy, mother of one
I hope Republicants; see him and this for what it is….
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LIES.
I bean said she preggo MurrsTime..
they just don’t want a nigga to be great.
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and we all recently witnessed this as we have over and over again.
But you feel fine about yorself?

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who pucci tast like battery terminal cleaning, enamel depleting, liver killing pepsi?
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Um talking to the man in the mirror :mike jack gloved hand:
Damn Skrimps!
I know it’s true but damn
Here for it. Glad I stuck around actually.
who pucci tast like battery terminal cleaning, enamel depleting, liver killing pepsi?
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lkfksnfksnknfsknfksnsnsknsks
mcvklmxknmxklmvlxk
___________________________^^_____ Naw she is DEAD
they just don’t want a nigga to be great.
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and we all recently witnessed this as we have over and over again.
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I know bc I alretty won both of them..
-Barry O.
SAY WHET Nahhh!?? WHO KNOWS What Battery Terminal Cleaning solution taste like other than Lamar :sigh:
#86
#90
Lana Del Rey said that shyt. The first line on one of her songs.. I forget at the moment… First time I heard it I was at work like

skrimps says:
who pucci tast like battery terminal cleaning, enamel depleting, liver killing pepsi?
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yourn if you don’t warsh it good
skrimps says:
who pucci tast like battery terminal cleaning, enamel depleting, liver killing pepsi?
Omfg
And the name skrimps
#91/92
Gawsh!
I know bc I alretty won both of them..
the first 3-6 months on the new gig.
-Barry O
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This the Barak I needed for the last 3 years.
You know we all extra
I needed him to show “Merica the real him much sooner.
Here for the comments
OTB, I love, love, love some Jesse Williams! With is highly intellectual beige ass! Boy will light ’em up and give no apologies!
I swear I hate them for that
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:lol; But you feel fine about yorself?
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What do u mean?
Lana Del Rey
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Things wrong with music.
What in idiot this one is.
in my cube going HAM on this sweet tart candy cane left over from my chrumah tree.
even did the black girl lipcurl/smack/tongue suck combo. yall know that thang we do when something is sour and good.
this thang is good!
prob cause every night he roll over and see John Candy snoozing on the other pillow. Man… fugg this b.s.
Why’d I goggah her and….just….DAMMIT, @Nan! Bitch straight look like John Candy resurrected from the dead! BOL!!!
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DAMMIT, @Nan!!!!
So I made a lemon pound cake for a potluck my team had today. If I may say so myself, I did that! It almost makes me want to say fawk this job and start my own bakery. Too mad they’re a dime a dozen
I needed him to show “Merica the real him much sooner.
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Folks gone learn bout bowing and conforming to the “mainstream”
I would say 80% of his supporters, all kinds, was
cause enough already. Ppl over that step and fetch chit.
I gotta give my baby a “safe” name, my kids cant grow dreds, grown women cant sing about sex, :eyeroll: too much bowing for me.
Butter- how about the refinishing furniture?
I grew up listening to NWA and watching Luke’s dancers
Dont stop get it get it dont stop rock wit it

and EYE turned off just fine
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+1
he roll over and see John Candy snoozing on the other pillow
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:crying1: I was gonna ask if y’all had seen his Mrs.
Candy Cane says:
Huckabee can pick one of Beyonce’s ass cheeks to kiss.
Why he so concerned about her. This dude is obsessed.
I’m so mad I’m busy today, cause I want to cut up in this post.
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I agree!!!!
Boy will light ‘em up and give no apologies!
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Here for the comments
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Jesse Williams is so fine to me with his smart pretty self
What do u mean?
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You said you swear you hate Beyonce’s fan for “standing up” for her. I want to know if you think the feelings you have about their feelings towards Beyonce are different?
Are they any less puzzling? Less “Hate-able”?
You hate random fans for their random/rabid support of an artist.
BTW Naomi lips was chap as fukk in EMpire!
She was sitting there like NeNe’s son Bryce….lips so dry they stick together
I so wanted to spray some oil sheen on my tv 
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I thought it was just me
lemon pound cake
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Yassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss. :salicvates:
Whats in your “pds” B? Are you a traditionalist? You use shortening?Butter?Oils? Just curious. I love making pound cakes.
drink a warm pepsi and tell me if it should be associated with pucci. ish have ya teeth feeling like they bout to dissolve. I wish I would go down on a chick and come up feeling like I need a dentist.
Whatever… Huckabee is right about Beyonce — and if he is elected president of these United States, things will change in the music industry. Gone will be slutty singers like Beyonce who bare their bodies instead of their vocal cords.
“I SMOKE SOME OF THAT HUCKABEE LAST NIGHT” Katt Williams
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Good to know the President will be worried about music lyrics instead of jobs, education and debt….. world issues. That’s why he will never be president. I refuse to call somebody president that sound like a type of
my dopamine is fading
Huckabee is jus tryna get support for his non-existent run for president. the easily swayed nigras who don’t like beyonce may be persuaded to listen to whatever lies he spews. you’d be surprised how many dummies will jump on his bandwagon just cause they agree with him on this ONE issue. it’s sad, but oftentimes true nowadays
ish have ya teeth feeling like they bout to dissolve
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*BEYStankFace*
John Candy
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my dopamine is fading
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for who? your job? hubby? us?
be pacific!
You said you swear you hate Beyonce’s fan for “standing up” for her. I want to know if you think the feelings you have about their feelings towards Beyonce are different?
Are they any less puzzling? Less “Hate-able”?
You hate random fans for their random/rabid support of an artist.
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Thats not what I meant or said. I stated “I hate them for that” was directed to kelly and Michelle for not letting beyonce defend herself. I copied from a comment made stating that the fans and band members should let her defend herself and I agreed. I don’t hate any fans and the word “hate” shouldn’t have been taken that seriously.
lmao @ whitty hutton
that name…
I wish I would go down on a chick and come up feeling like I need a dentist.
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Wait.. ctfu.
I wish I would go down on a chick and come up feeling like I need a dentist.
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wasn’t it Phaedra that said she put sugar on her finger and then in her crotch?
for who? your job? hubby? us?
be pacific!


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JOB, but Im starting a new one soon. dyMONDDDDD
But so polite and willing to let you finish your dumb arse misinformed opinion for he light into you..

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He’s cool wit it. Just sits there, waiting on them to finish, all the while assembling his next facile response! Cool Jesse!
Thats not what I meant or said. I stated “I hate them for that” was directed to kelly and Michelle for not letting beyonce defend herself. I copied from a comment made stating that the fans and band members should let her defend herself and I agreed. I don’t hate any fans and the word “hate” shouldn’t have been taken that seriously.
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I’m glad its not what you meant cause it was stupid.
But I copied what you said.
You didnt mention the bandmates and Beyonce’s number one hater said something about the fans so my bad; I thought you were speaking on them as well.
wasn’t it Phaedra that said she put sugar on her finger and then in her crotch?
Kandi
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wasn’t it Phaedra that said she put sugar on her finger and then in her crotch?
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STOP LINE.
Frfr?
Candida on ten.
be pacific!
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wasn’t it Phaedra that said she put sugar on her finger and then in her crotch?
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Coochie got a cavitiy. Coochie fat cause it got too mannie calories
So my brothers and I have a different dad. They share the same dad. (No my momma did not have three baby daddies) Anyway, my brothers dad never did treat me right or nice. So I really don’t like him. He ain’t shyt. So fast forward to when my brothers were teens, he don’t do anything for them. For years he never helped out after my mom divorced him. So my one brother don’t talk to him. He used to to shyt like say he was coming to get them then pull a no call no show. Anyway, yesterday my momma comes home from work to find a young man who looks like my brother in her living room. Turns out he is a year older than my brother. It’s his older brother. That no one knew about. My brothers call up the dad and he says to one of my brothers that he never heard of the man. Calls my other brother and says yeah, it’s his son but don’t talk to him. They found each other on Facebook. So the dad did not tell the new wife any of this shyt. Well, as some of y’all know I’m team petty, and so is my momma. She calls up the new wife and spills all the tea. Smh.
Excuse yew.
I apologized! *gestures towards self like Priyanka the biggest Delta*
my dopamine is fading
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You still on that job though?
I wish I would go down on a chick and come up feeling like I need a dentist.
did I come in on???? But I am here for it!!! 
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It WOULD NEVER Be the GARDEN
EVAHH the GARDEN Got me thru many of dark days

Im starting a new one soon
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I lowkey maybe highkey hate chu
I’m glad its not what you meant cause it was stupid.
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one bolero award coming right up
you, ma’am, are a bonafied jerk.
speaking of Rhoa I don’t want to hear anything else about Claudia. I am at my tipping point of really disliking somebody I don’t know and I reserve that for Kris Jenner
Like listening to Claudia now pisses me off so bad I only listen to Gary with the Tea to see what stories he stole from us and then I switch to Breakfast Club if I have time to listen
(No my momma did not have three baby daddies)
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Keya FLUCK YOU
Ok let me finsih reading
Is your mama in this? I LOVE YOUR MAMA…
User Friendly says:
I wish I would go down on a chick and come up feeling like I need a dentist.
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wasn’t it Phaedra that said she put sugar on her finger and then in her crotch?
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Ewwww…I’m picturing a trail of ants just a-marchin up toward her pucci
(No my momma did not have three baby daddies)
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2, 3, 5
she still fine by me 
ok now let me read.
Good to know the President will be worried about music lyrics instead of jobs, education and debt….. world issues. That’s why he will never be president

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Say it again Steak!
and
You was werking on today?
Kandi
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can’t stand this slut
awwh sookie sookie Nahh!
you, ma’am, are a bonafied jerk.
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You dint see numma 138
(No my momma did not have three baby daddies) Anyway
You just angered a Lurker with 4 baby daddies. While it might not be your mother or your place he was in her house sooo
Keep the drama out my house and I can’t spread it
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thanks for the disclaimer
Mind you, this no good nucca tried to say the boy ain’t his. But he the same one who popped up with a 13 year old son when him and my mom was married. She never knew about him because when they met he said he had no kids. Told the New wife he never knew about this new kid. That’s a lie because the boy has proof that he met the dad once when he was in the 6th grade. This new kid will make child #6 with 5 women. Mind you, my momma and three of the other women never knew about each other. Two of the kids live down south. Smdh
gestures towards self like Priyanka the biggest Delta*
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:stop: EX. She is no longer a member. She is just a burlesque dancer like Beyoncé
I’m glad its not what you meant cause it was stupid.
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I disagree ppl have a right to they opinion regardless of anyone likes it or not. Let’s agree to disagree…
wasn’t it Phaedra that said she put sugar on her finger and then in her crotch?
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What that do? I’m just curious
@taken I’m sorry. I’m not trying to offend. I just wanted to answer the question before it was asked. Shyt I don’t judge. Sorry y’all.
you’d be surprised how many dummies will jump on his bandwagon just cause they agree with him on this ONE issue.
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I wont be surprised. Disheartened a touch perhaps but not surprised. I came up in the Garden.
I done seen some of THEE finest cooning. 
@keya so why did this grown azz man show up at his father’s ex-wife house??? Does the new wife have kids by the father???
Priyanka the biggest Delta
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the biggest?
Keya
What happened when your momma called?
Please get your momma a log in! We love her and she love us
Awww
Do my boo need comforting ??
STOP LINE.
Frfr?
Candida on ten.
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iono. I don’t watch the show. I got it from one of yall recaps
@Milky he wanted to meet my brothers and so they told him to come over. And no, the new wife don’t have any kids with him.
You was werking on today?
Then I had a meeting. Problem is my IT dept let me know that they are starting to track internet use so ti only use my phone… but today a million and one folks keep stopping by my desk and there are contractors all around the floor so I haven’t been able to sneak on. but if you let me know what the major points are I can quickly put my bolero on and jump in… 
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I WAS! Supervising and ish
She calls up the new wife and spills all the tea
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Not bitch bitch. But THAT bitch.
Since when can a President bann an artist? He can not like them he can even speak out against it but the President cannot stop any type of free expression :rollseyes: Sandra you know better
luVn_liFe… says:
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I responded to you downstairs…”it ain’t my fault” LOL
@Time you know, my momma do ask about y’all all the time. When my momma called the new wife was like “I knew something was up because he has been acting funny and he shut down his fb page” smh
So, Keya, jest how mannie kids does this fool who ain’t choe deedy have???? I’ve lost track!
@taken I’m sorry. I’m not trying to offend
My mama got 3 kids by two men. AND I know I she ain’t no hoe. So if you only slept with 3 men and had 3 kids
that don’t make you a hoe bit more than a single person who slept with 20 and had no kids. I just know there was a lurker with about sementy eight kids by sementy two men that was like

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I was just messing.. BEAR LEE
I’m pretty straight at my job but I’m ’bout to
cuz I’m getting to the point where I cringe if the phone rings and I don’t want to see visitors
finallymadeitn says:
wasn’t it Phaedra that said she put sugar on her finger and then in her crotch?
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What that do? I’m just curious
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KANDI Said it keeps the coosie tight
@otb my momma was like I don’t have not one fugg to give. I’m calling her up. Pure entertainment for my momma. And me. And now y’all
finallymadeitn says:
What that do? I’m just curious
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you finna do this aint you?
The topic turns to sex and Kandi’s web show. Dildos are brought up and Kandi shares she was planning on getting her mom one for mother’s day. Nene has the same exact reaction as I do when it comes to the topic of mothers and dildos. The topic turns to oral sex and Kandi shares that putting some sugar in your vay jay jay is an excellent trick. Once again, Nene has the same exact reaction as I when she declares, “Listen, I would never put kool-aid, candid yams, a peppermint candy, pancake syrup, none of those things in my vay jay jay. That’s crazy!”
@Nakeya
I’m glad your brothers are accepting their sibling. I wish them all the best
I WAS! Supervising and ish

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That will never get old.
Nothing going on; just missed your font!
my dopamine is fading
<<< tea like Kermit.
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@pearl he has 6 kids with 5 women. Well 6 we know about. Who knows if it’s more kids.
What that do? I’m just curious
this fool finna have all types of sugar in they privates. BROWN SUGAR .. CONFECTIONERS SUGAR… RAW SUGAR… FONDANT SUGAR :wails:
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Like listening to Claudia now pisses me off so bad
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Her tongue sounds thick. Like she used to suck her tongue as a kid or as and adult has had too many extraneous dycks in her mouth 1 of the 2.
I disagree ppl have a right to they opinion regardless of anyone likes it or not. Let’s agree to disagree…
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:eyeroll:
It wasnt about liking it. I like a lot of stupid chit.
KANDI Said it keeps the coosie tight
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She dont want souls falling out her Vortex when she walk.
@summer they like the kid. He was over at the house all night. They are mad at the dad.
sugar on the coochie. I bet it look like the IG meme with the fingers all glittery, talking about this what is look like after fingering me. All I could think about was how uncomfortable it must be to have sex with them.
I work with people of retirement age…they don’t believe in looking online for chit like we do..they wanna call and talk to a person or come in and sit and chat
I’m over it
TIME :hugs: I will never let it get old. That and a few other things. Memory of an elephant!!
let me know what the major points are I can quickly put my bolero on and jump in

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Time to Waste says:
Keya
What happened when your momma called?
Please get your momma a log in! We love her and she love us
Awww
Do my boo need comforting ??
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who your boo
I already claimed Keya mama as my WCEveryday!
if Keya mama getting cheated on aint no hope for the rest of us minions :confused:
Y’all told me not to put a lollipop up my coo. Now you can put sugar up in it!? Sounds like a trip to the doctor and then the cvs.
@user
lol 
No my momma did not have three baby daddies
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I heard she was fine tho. Not that it matters about how many BD’s your mom got. I mean…But I heard she was fine tho?
Okay goes back to finish reading…
Her tongue sounds thick. Like she used to suck her tongue as a kid or as and adult has had too many extraneous dycks in her mouth 1 of the 2.
prolly the booty of a dude like Donte that don’t baize his booty whole and it made her tongue well on up (said like my grandma) permanent. Like how they say if you roll your eyes they get stuck :lame: Claudia done lacked too mannie shat holes and messed around and locked her tongue up fo life
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oh she eat
have any of ya’ll ever put a wine candy up your twat before letting yo man eat the box?
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nooooooooooo
yesterday didn’t nobody wanna hardly wash they booty now today yall putting snick snacks up the cooter. fix it, Hare Chrisna
but gnat really…have any of ya’ll ever put a wine candy up your twat before letting yo man eat the box?
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NO PEARLIEE! Ion but nothing in my coosie buy a Dyck!
and my man besta NOT Be eating nuffin, he better be licking, smacking and suckie suckie!
Lol at dubb. Time and User think so. You have an IG? I have her picture up. Oh and Time and User, I posted her prom picture last week.
have any of ya’ll ever put a wine candy up your twat before letting yo man eat the box?
Fukk around and catch a mean yeasty with that kinda shyt
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:stop: NO WAY JOSE!!!
I disagree ppl have a right to they opinion regardless of anyone likes it or not. Let’s agree to disagree…
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:eyeroll:
It wasnt about liking it. I like a lot of stupid chit.
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and so is my momma. She calls up the new wife and spills all the tea. Smh.
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Chit fine women do. B.c they can. Cause they look good. IJS.
oh she eat
prolly the booty of a dude like Donte
ion beleee that. he said it?
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DONTE EATS ASS
Oh Keya mama is fine
I done already called Amber fine like 3 times this week…. now I am on Keya mom… IS I’M GAY??? :wails: I got to leave my husband now?? Writing a DEAR JOHN LETTER
Dear Mr Take… it looks like dack don’t drive this bus no mo :crying1:
ave any of ya’ll ever put a wine candy up your twat before letting yo man eat the box?
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No comment.
Sooooo what I missed?
Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:
@pearl he has 6 kids with 5 women. Well 6 we know about. Who knows if it’s more kids.
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What I was thinking. Kids is gon’ just keep fallin out the woodwork!
Mind you, my momma and three of the other women never knew about each other.
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Its sucks. But its not uncommon.
skrimps says:
sugar on the coochie. I bet it look like the IG meme with the fingers all glittery, talking about this what is look like after fingering me. All I could think about was how uncomfortable it must be to have sex with them.
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I saw that pic and it made me feel itchy. glitter is rough. don’t nobody want no ol sandpaper rocky road coochie.
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cut the shyte
I done already called Amber fine like 3 times this week….
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I done called Amber fine 3 times TODAY.
What that do? I’m just curious
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Puts a new twist on the term Sweet and Low
Next thing ya know bytches putting pop rocks in their coochies
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Coupla posts ahead and it wouldve been well played
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My gay white friend told me to try Starburst. What is wine candy? I never tried it…
ooh dam Im not gonna laugh at Mrs. Huckabee. she look like she got an ailment. that cant be her normal face. she look like Stewart from Mad TV.
DONTE EATS ASS
ion beleee that. he said it?
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:stop: nah but his wife his. DIRTY. HIS DIRTY ARSE. Cause he don’t baize his hole. Say when you wipe the ish should be gone. He don’t separate the cheek. Said they get tired. So he just let stuff manifest in there. IT’S GOD’S WILL. But his wife go down there and do her job. SHE THE REAL MVP :champs:
I saw that pic and it made me feel itchy. glitter is rough. don’t nobody want no ol sandpaper rocky road coochie
how do u think North got here 
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Lies told on this blog
DONTE EATS ASS
ion beleee that. he said it?

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that cant be her normal face


that’s IT!
The most I’ve done is pop an altoid before…never mind. But nothing in the coo….well ice but that’s ok.
and he shut down his fb page
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I just laughed so mutherfukking loud
IT’S GOD’S WILL.
^^^^^^^^^^^
I aint doing this again this afternoon. I rebuke you.
Knock knock… :crying1:
Next thing ya know bytches putting pop rocks in their coochies
then be like ohhhhh you so good my poonanie is about to ESSPLODDDDEEEEEE

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MisTaken: So thick
she make everybody else in the room so uncomfortable
says:
DONTE EATS ASS
ion beleee that. he said it?
UPPER ROOM.UPPER ROOM,lawd take me to ur upper room.
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:stop: nah but his wife his. DIRTY. HIS DIRTY ARSE. Cause he don’t baize his hole. Say when you wipe the ish should be gone. He don’t separate the cheek. Said they get tired. So he just let stuff manifest in there.
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WHAT?
But his wife go down there and do her job. SHE THE REAL MVP :champs:
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Say what!? If that’s what she is doing then yeah, God Bless her life and taste buds.
yesterday didn’t nobody wanna hardly wash they booty now today yall putting snick snacks up the cooter. fix it, Hare Chrisna
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BOL!!!! User, you made me snort! *snicksnacks….another thing that’ll never get old!
Pearl :hugs:
@Dub.. Future said *arms outstretched* LET IT GOOOOOOOOOOO LET IT GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ….
Gigi26 says:
Next thing ya know bytches putting pop rocks in their coochies
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I heard about folks giving head with pop rocks in they mouth. Ala Kandi Coated Nights….. I wonder if she does that to Todd..
lurkers about to have family sized rolos up in their privates :crying1: about to have roaches and mess.
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well on up
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Crine..
cut the shyte
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Roaches!? In the coo!? Ewwww
Yall KNOW @Taken will TAKE a story and run with it. And embellish it and get out the hot glue gun like Tina Knowles. And add glitter, cut off the leg, and dye it pink and purple. DO NOT listen to her :stop:
I heard about folks giving head with pop rocks in they mouth. Ala Kandi Coated Nights….. I wonder if she does that to Todd..
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That’s where I first heard about it also
ooh dam Im not gonna laugh at Mrs. Huckabee. she look like she got an ailment. that cant be her normal face. she look like Stewart from Mad TV.
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
who your boo
He fine and I DON’T LIKE Dreds!
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The first brother to spit on the song!
embellish it and get out the hot glue gun like Tina Knowles. And add glitter, cut off the leg, and dye it pink and purple.
miss STEAK! she been starting shyte since yesterday 
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BWAhahahahahahahahaha!!!!
He don’t separate the cheek. Said they get tired

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@Dub,
I’m shole is glad you said it, cuz I was lime
when reading the rather bedazzled musings of Take Take regarding dr. Donte’s unbaized bum. I”m like, what if he has the trots or has been eatin corn? 
*piques at the clock* :crying1:
Vanna is the root of all evil says:
You said you swear you hate Beyonce’s fan for “standing up” for her. I want to know if you think the feelings you have about their feelings towards Beyonce are different?
Are they any less puzzling? Less “Hate-able”?
You hate random fans for their random/rabid support of an artist.
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Thats not what I meant or said. I stated “I hate them for that” was directed to kelly and Michelle for not letting beyonce defend herself. I copied from a comment made stating that the fans and band members should let her defend herself and I agreed. I don’t hate any fans and the word “hate” shouldn’t have been taken that seriously.
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Girl I knew exactly what you were saying and ya right….
Yall KNOW @Taken will TAKE a story and run with it. And embellish it and get out the hot glue gun like Tina Knowles. And add glitter, cut off the leg, and dye it pink and purple. DO NOT listen to her :stop:
imaging stuff
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*wrings hands*. It’s this brain of mine. It’s always moving
NO PEARLIEE! Ion but nothing in my coosie buy a Dyck!
I hear ya, Luvvie! I hear ya!
and my man besta NOT Be eating nuffin, he better be licking, smacking and suckie suckie!
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DTS
Blanche 
MrsSteak you missed earlier whn we congrat’d The Wrapper on his new bebe be here ANY day now..
.
.
.
.
:eyeroll:
.
.
.
.
Someone get Bizzle
Don’t you have a project
A engineer to cuss out!
Someting
Knock knock… :crying1:
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oh no

@Take Take,
Have you not had any snick snacks tuhday? Cuz guhl you is realee realee on a roll. You rollin like Proud Mary.
BOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Lmao @Time. Are you following me on IG?.you can look at him all day. Lol.
*gasps for air*
BOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Time
Im good.
yesterday didn’t nobody wanna hardly wash they booty now today yall putting snick snacks up the cooter. fix it, Hare Chrisna
by User Friendly on Jan 22, 2015 at 3:06 pm
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LOL
Speaking of Kandi; has anyone tried anything from her Bedroom Kandi collection?
Gigi26 says:
Next thing ya know bytches putting pop rocks in their coochies

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imaging stuff
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Ummm…you can get a check for that.
Knock Knock
dr. Donte’s unbaized bum. I”m like, what if he has the trots or has been eatin corn
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Dr. Dontell better put an expiration date on this cuz yall some fools wit it
@Neffie how did the meet and greet go at the MLK march? You thought we forgot? Well we didn’t.
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My gay white friend told me to try Starburst. What is wine candy? I never tried it…
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Jolly Rancher and shyt
Be like Tag me in.. :crying1: ctfu. I prolly need to go..
mentos + diet cola in the vagina you say?
Lmao @Time. Are you following me on IG

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I follow Hazard2 . . . . . though
or has been eatin corn?
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Speaking of Kandi; has anyone tried anything from her Bedroom Kandi collection?
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
That chit is kinda high.
I mean…what do I know?
@ keya
I’ve seen the new video and the new bro
LOL
@ Kandi 
Speaking of Kandi; has anyone tried anything from her Bedroom Kandi collection?
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I haven’t but one of my IG friends has & loves it. She was all in her pics
SummerBaby says:
I heard about folks giving head with pop rocks in they mouth. Ala Kandi Coated Nights….. I wonder if she does that to Todd..
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That’s where I first heard about it also
……………..
I heard this wayyy back on there…when they were still on Ustream or Oovoo or whatever. I was like
I tried it 
skrimps says:
mentos + diet cola in the vagina you say?
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Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:
The most I’ve done is pop an altoid before…never mind. But nothing in the coo….well ice but that’s ok.
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Ohhhhhh…..pop an altoid before treating yo Mister?
What ice make the coo-coo do, Keya?
@User,
Guhl, you know.it don’t take much. Be just like the chick in yo gravi…..up there tryna make sense of it all.
Keya momma look like Keya sister
she beautiful! 
You thought we forgot? Well we didn’t.
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Oh I know the blog dont get tired..
we discussed it offline, my b.
It was fine! The Beez didnt pay him too much attn at’tall! Was like
<— thas otb8….djH. She a daddy's girl..
They walked with their friends mostly. He didnt bring Precious.
I was like
I tried it 

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BOL!!!
Yall in here giving head?
They got pop rocks in our snack machine… #Helpful
Dr. Dontell better put an expiration date on this cuz yall some fools wit it
^^^^^^^^^^^
I put one on myself yesterday. Cause me and @Donte might not see eye to eye… cause I am uneducated and ignorant and cause under college on my old FB page I had: “I went”…but at the end of the day (Neffe Pugh voice) we are still e-FAMILY.
oh gosh! there go Lurker!

Time to Waste says:
I was like
I tried it 

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BOL!!!
…………………….
I’m the last one folks need to be giving tips too
I been
the same person almost the whole time I been doing it. I need all the help i can get
@FancyNancy,
Guhl, I was fah serious. I roll up in heah like Crockett and Tubbs and I only got a whiff of the conversation betwixt the roses. I was like Whet?
Just tryna keep up, tis all.
Yall in here giving head?
^^^^^^^^^^^^
Whashisface logged out. So I personally am not.
Speaking of Kandi; has anyone tried anything from her Bedroom Kandi collection?
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
That chit is kinda high.
I mean…what do I know?
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Me and my homegirl was in the xxx store (cute clothes
) when DVDs went to being 50dollares?
I was like but internet… stream.. 
The man straightened me real fast. Said it was “quality, youre able to “complete” your act.”
BRUH! TF. Chit expensive. The c0cks was outrageous prices. This why I shop onine. 
I only got a whiff of the conversation betwixt the roses.
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a whiff, you say?

please roll byke out…
Cause me and @Donte might not see eye to eye…
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its just as well, seeing as how his brown eye might give you pink eye
Whashisface logged out
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Does Whachamacallhim now know his name?
Chit expensive. The c0cks was outrageous prices.
^^^^^^^^^
I aint never paid more than $29.99 for a toy. And was MAD about THAT. Go fawk yourself with your $70 plus shipping vibrator. TUH.
I put one on myself yesterday. Cause me and @Donte might not see eye to eye… cause I am uneducated and ignorant and cause under college on my old FB page I had: “I went”…but at the end of the day (Neffe Pugh voice) we are still e-FAMILY.
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EVERYTHANG.
YOU SAID YOU WENT SUH :crying1:
and then you done ressurrected keyco estranged sister 
so who gonna pose the question to Lurker?
)
(I would nominate Taken, but he aint gonna know what she talkin bout by the time ‘the others’ go off on a tangent
Does Whachamacallhim now know his name?
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Yes.
User_Friendly
The pressure from it might hit that g spot just right.
OAN, no new post? well lemme go make sure these messicans aint stealing tiles for their side jobs…brb
well lemme go make sure these messicans aint stealing tiles for their side jobs…brb
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I just finished watching Mobwives chile Drita
Lee got himself locked up and chile next week
yasss
well lemme go make sure these messicans aint stealing tiles for their side jobs…brb
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thass races!
@Time you are!? Oh I’m a tell him. And yeah that’s the new brother. Lol. Me and you bout to be friends in real life. What’s your ig name? My brother is single…..ijs
I’m the last one folks need to be giving tips too I been the same person almost the whole time I been doing it. I need all the help i can get
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Blanche..you watched empire?
What yall long termers do to spice things up?
Do tell.
They make candies for the cooch. Just seem silly to me.
Pussy eaters want the taste of good pussy.
Dear Dubb,
You are not milk, produce, or Sahara Snatch. Therefore you do not need an expiration date. You is intelligent, smaht, kind, respeckfah, savvy, and social. You have a lot of love to give erryone. You is spesha, and have been investigatin ways to colleck a check since Salt n Pepa came out with Push It. You have been givin laughs since before House Party, and you are more original than Bert’s unibrow. (AL B SURE swaggerjacked it fromBert.) Always remema that.
Your sista in Jesus on this twenty-second day of two thoisand and fifteen AD,
Unshakable
so who gonna pose the question to Lurker?
^^^^^^^^^^^^
VDaught. She sent a group text questionnaire out yesterday evening.
My brother is single…..ijs
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In Mister Time voice: SHE IS NOT
@afiya thank you! I’ll tell my momma you said that. You follow me on ig? What’s your ig name?
Oh shyt. Time not single!? Sorry
You are not milk, produce, or Sahara Snatch.
^^^^^^^^^^
LAWD I cant breathe.
VDaught. She sent a group text questionnaire out yesterday evening
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What am I do/asking?
Let me scroll up and see 
My brother is single…..ijs
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Well Time sure aint! she best keep scrollin or click close!
She do talk about Mr. Time. How I forget that!? Lord help me.
@Dubb,
That 70 could be three trips to my locah petrol station. How bout it? That’s groceries for the whole month. I say….they like it, I love it.
What’s your ig name? My brother is single…..ijs
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I’m Not! I’m sorry! He a cutie though
Shut it Bizzle!
I like to call you Bizzle when the G come all the way out
Paula Adbula and Jason Derulo gone be the new judges on SO you think you can dance.
@Time I need to get my blog life together. You talk about Mr. Time all the Damn time. I’m so sorry. Smdh. Good grief.
Ask away, I don’t bite.
Unless you into that shyt
Lurk, these ladies wann know if you treat mrsLurk to a bit of accidental/on purpose ass-latio?
SN: Latio is the root I wann yes? Is that latin for suck/lick?
I bet that Fella is the suck part.
VDaught. She sent a group text questionnaire out yesterday evening.
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Lawd, she shole did, and they was clocking in with they responses too!

They make candies for the cooch. Just seem silly to me.
Pussy eaters want the taste of good pussy.
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candles? like the kind that clear out ear wax? Never heard of such! And you ain’t neva lied about real pussy eaters! One of my homegirl’s man (she washes like she got Ebola) he tol’ her, “sometimes a man want pussy to taste like pussy — stop taking all dem showers!”
Ask away, I don’t bite.
Unless you into that shyt
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^^^^^ you may gonna wanna re-phrase all this here after you get the question
But thanks for watching the new video @Time. All the crazies in the back were family. Smh.
Sinbad was on BFast club this morn. you heard it baybay? Had some decent thoughts on Iggy.
I like to call you Bizzle when the G come all the way out
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@Time. All but one. The one guy who looks zoboomafoo is a friend of my brothers.
ass-latio
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Father!
@Dubb,
I done tole you….you deserve.
For you experimental ladies and gentleladies….be careful about putting edibles in your nether regions. Could wind up with a yeast infection.Nothin edible about that. At all.
Victim be like – “Why do you taste like the rolls at Quincy’s”
Candy Coated Rose – “It’s a new and rather acquired flavor.”
All the crazies in the back were family. Smh.
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Yeah… There are one or two back there too
I may need some; let me text Mr.
Lawd, she shole did, and they was clocking in with they responses too!
*******
I just got done picking a text fight with a nigga too. All cause Im still
fro yestadat and thank he don’t wash his azz right
aDa fuqq you mwant with “I mean I’m clean’ ?!?!!
Nefertiti, edges kinky. says:
Lurk, these ladies wann know if you treat mrsLurk to a bit of accidental/on purpose ass-latio?
SN: Latio is the root I wann yes? Is that latin for suck/lick?
I bet that Fella is the suck part.
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FYI: Warn your partner before you wrap your fangas around they neck. Shyt goes :humping: to
REAL QUICK!
Long Time Lurker says:
Ask away, I don’t bite.
Unless you into that shyt
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They (we) wanna know if you wash INside the duke chute (i.e., do you put a fanga INside whilst washing the booty meat? Do you use a Q-tip to swirl around the rim? Do you spread yo cheeks and let the water shower down in order to clean out the soap? Or do you do a mere drive-by with soap, water and wash cloth?)
Thanks, Lurker!
@lurker so did a fight break out after the choking or naw?
Sinbad was on BFast club this morn. you heard it baybay?
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I saw CTA put a pic up of his high booty azz in those mom jeans. I meant to ask who listened and what he was promoting/talking about
Listening now Nefi
candles?
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@Dubb,
I aint got time.
That 70 could be three trips to my locah petrol station.
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I MEAN. THAT is a BILL. I aint got $70 for a TOY. This real life out in these streets. All cause I am trying to lay MYSELF, I am short on the cable bill. I am in my room having a grand ole time, Just buzzing on to the promised land… and my kids done moved to my mama house to watch the Roku til my next pay period. Cause our cable off at the house. NOPE. WONT BE ME.
candles? like the kind that clear out ear wax? Never heard of such! And you ain’t neva lied about real pussy eaters! One of my homegirl’s man (she washes like she got Ebola) he tol’ her, “sometimes a man want pussy to taste like pussy — stop taking all dem showers!”
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No candy. Like a lil lozenge or such that you put in for flavoring..
IDk. I guess it could be fun for a night but who trust all that sugar/fructose in the twat. 
So i heard.
@MsPearl,
Guhl, they now got candy that cleans oit ear wax? Ion rememma candy being that multifunctional way back in the day. Way back when, candy served one purpose, and that was realized as soon as it was consumed. All these non conventional and extravagant uses for candy are further proof that a person can do anything they put their mind to. Critical thinkers we are.
I found out I’s being watched on Sandra Rose by a “loyal reader.” Should I fake the funk and be politically correct at all times? Does anyone else here know people in real life that be scouring Sandra Rose to see what you sayin? Is um wrong for telling said person to KISS MY GRITS???
Except that time I tried a lil chokey, chokey.
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*dreamy eyes while reminsicing* I should call my choke a bish DC nigga. I know yung clean his azz right
aDa fuqq you mwant with “I mean I’m clean’ ?!?!!
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zoboomafoo
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Um glad the bebe alretty borned.
Keya, I’ll let you know when I get home
One of my homegirl’s man (she washes like she got Ebola) he tol’ her, “sometimes a man want pussy to taste like pussy — stop taking all dem showers!”
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he said its too zestfully clean! tasting like a meadow brook instead of a human:lol:
We been married for 20. Ain’t no accidents. Except that time I tried a lil chokey, chokey
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awww Lurk!
) 
(but you grabbed her neck and she said nicca i don’t know you THAT well
All cause I am trying to lay MYSELF,
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Log OUT!!
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Does anyone else here know people in real life that be scouring Sandra Rose to see what you sayin?
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I am offline friends with Roses but I dont think I know anyone that lurks.
@Dubb,
Ezackly….all about priorities. But some will sell their rectum if they could for their next fix. I mean filled with waste and all, then charge for it like it comes at a premium.
.be careful about putting edibles in your nether regions.
(*****
Everyone I put the link to my brothers new video. Please watch and let me know what y’all think. Thanks.
Does anyone else here know people in real life that be scouring Sandra Rose to see what you sayin?

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We been married for 20. Ain’t no accidents. Except that time I tried a lil chokey, chokey.
FYI: Warn your partner before you wrap your fangas around they neck. Shyt goes to REAL QUICK!
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TWENTY YURRS you say.
Amen. 
Lived folks. On purpose.
Did she ever warm up to choking? You gotta ease her into it..

The Pearl! says:
Long Time Lurker says:
They (we) wanna know if you wash INside the duke chute (i.e., do you put a fanga INside whilst washing the booty meat? Do you use a Q-tip to swirl around the rim? Do you spread yo cheeks and let the water shower down in order to clean out the soap? Or do you do a mere drive-by with soap, water and wash cloth?)
Thanks, Lurker!
is alla this. I just wash my ass,
Like I been doing since I was about fo’.
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I can say:
I don’t stink – (paranoid about B.O.)
Don’t leave streaks (My mama had to embarrass me ONE time)
Wife don’t complain when she below the waist. :ccffee:
Nancy Drew Sees You!
says:
candles?
Pearl, Bruh! you makin us look bad (put your half-glasses on or zoom your screem up) 
I put my half glasses on AFTER I axed the quershun! I’m so
@Nan!
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nah but his wife his. DIRTY. HIS DIRTY ARSE. Cause he don’t baize his hole. Say when you wipe the ish should be gone. He don’t separate the cheek. Said they get tired. So he just let stuff manifest in there. IT’S GOD’S WILL. But his wife go down there and do her job. SHE THE REAL MVP :champs:
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say whet naw!!! who don’t warsh they anus????
I found out I’s being watched on Sandra Rose by a “loyal reader.” Should I fake the funk and be politically correct at all times? Does anyone else here know people in real life that be scouring Sandra Rose to see what you sayin? Is um wrong for telling said person to KISS MY GRITS???
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Not that I’m aware of, but I do wonder
I’m here till 5:30
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First worl’ prollems.. +1
Did she ever warm up to choking? You gotta ease her into it..
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yeah not every woman is ready for that choke hold, half nelson, if yall drunk sometimes a FULL nelson. Everybody aint able.
I MEAN. THAT is a BILL. I aint got $70 for a TOY. This real life out in these streets. All cause I am trying to lay MYSELF, I am short on the cable bill. I am in my room having a grand ole time, Just buzzing on to the promised land… and my kids done moved to my mama house to watch the Roku til my next pay period. Cause our cable off at the house. NOPE. WONT BE ME.
I aint got time.
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and I aint got time for this post, ma’am :crying1:
how does your mom like the Roku? I heard bad reviews about the other apple one.
Just buzzing on to the promised land…
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BYE K
Nancy Drew Sees You!
says:
We been married for 20. Ain’t no accidents. Except that time I tried a lil chokey, chokey
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awww Lurk!
) 
(but you grabbed her neck and she said nicca i don’t know you THAT well
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Her exact words were: Nigga
is wrong with you.
Me
I thought it would be sexy.
Her: Let a bitch know first! You almost went to work with a patch your eye.
She like that shyt now though
But I can’t do it if I been dranking or
cause I ALMOST caught a 187 one time. One time.
He don’t separate the cheek. Said they get tired. So he just let stuff manifest in there.
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OMG!!! REAL FUGGING TEARS :crying1:
@Dot,
You say it’s 100% vegan…no additives
I know a lurker; she know I’m here and every time she bring it up she think I’m someone different
Nefertiti, edges kinky. says:
Something worth hating. How did they bring it up? Was it your brother’s story what gave it away?
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Nah. Bird ain’t just my screen name. It’s my real life nickname. It’s VERY easy to put 2 and 2 together and figure out I’m me. Especially over here because I be tellin yall my business sometime. Then they can see me using the same name and Gravie all over the web and WALLA! they on my trail.
I found out I’s being watched on Sandra Rose by a “loyal reader.”
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is the “loyal reader” name on your timecard, check, or loan papers?
is they stalkin you? what they want? did you tell us something bout them?
Cause our cable off at the house.
say whet naw!!! who don’t warsh they anus????
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oh lawd, here we go all over again.
the answer is Man tho
I just wash my ass, Like I been doing since I was about fo’.
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LMAO.
Levels.
I member that time one of the Beez walked in on meh in the shower I was straight bent over letting the water run over/thru meh?!? Dad was HORRIFIED. Said “boys will get messed up like that” What that even mean?
Her exact words were: Nigga
is wrong with you.
Me
I thought it would be sexy.
Her: Let a bitch know first! You almost went to work with a patch your eye.
She like that shyt now though
But I can’t do it if I been dranking or
cause I ALMOST caught a 187 one time. One time.
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What in dee hell did I just walk into?
Leave out for a bit and come back into some interesting talk.
Her exact words were: Nigga
is wrong with you.
I thought it would be sexy.
cause I ALMOST caught a 187 one time. One time.



Me
Her: Let a bitch know first! You almost went to work with a patch your eye.
She like that shyt now though
But I can’t do it if I been dranking or
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KDub says:
Does anyone else here know people in real life that be scouring Sandra Rose to see what you sayin?

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FULL nelson
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I see imma need to get byke in the gym..
@Shake! I am suitably
I now have on my half specs and can see the light (AND the actual words fonted on my screen)
Shyt! I guess if ya old, ya old!
how does your mom like the Roku?
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I just heard from my mom LAST night. She used to call EVERY DAY. Kids got her that damn box for Christmas? 3 times a week AT BEST. Do I need help with Dub10 party. Well damn its Wed night at 815 p.m. EST. We got tomorrow and Friday if I DID need you to order a cake or something its too late. Thanks but IM GOOD.
Bird, you should have said KISS MY AZZ BITCH
FOH trick 
I think my friend reads. A few times she’s said somethings that led me to believe she does. I don’t care tho
cause I ALMOST caught a 187 one time. One time.

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I’m dying!
I should not be!
Does anyone else here know people in real life that be scouring Sandra Rose to see what you sayin?
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Don’t nobody I know, know I be up here, lol. I’m glad Sandy don’t make folks post their real flicks anymore.
Am I wrong for cracking up for Lurker almost catching a case during relations?
Nah. Bird ain’t just my screen name. It’s my real life nickname. It’s VERY easy to put 2 and 2 together and figure out I’m me. Especially over here because I be tellin yall my business sometime. Then they can see me using the same name and Gravie all over the web and WALLA! they on my trail.
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Right.
Whats to be said tho? They taking issue with your opinions? Vanna done told me everyone has a right to theirs..
Cause our cable off at the house.
U DO know HOW to get it back on don’t cha?


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Nope…..how
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is alla this. I just wash my ass,
Like I been doing since I was about fo’.
Sew glad to know you don’t leave streaks though!
(They accused Donte of that very abomination)
I can say:
I don’t stink – (paranoid about B.O.)
Don’t leave streaks (My mama had to embarrass me ONE time)
Wife don’t complain when she below the waist. :ccffee:
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Sorry, Lurk. I began my day with YESTERDAY’s booty meat cleaning post and I haven’t been myself since!!!
Am I wrong for cracking up for Lurker almost catching a case during relations?
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NO!
Cause I’m in
the answer is Man tho

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I member that time one of the Beez walked in on meh in the shower I was straight bent over letting the water run over/thru meh?!? Dad was HORRIFIED. Said “boys will get messed up like that” What that even mean?
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all you did was set the standard for his women. clean booties only. corn chips need not apply.
I think my friend reads. A few times she’s said somethings that led me to believe she does. I don’t care tho
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Yall my frens so
Say what you need to say so I can come for it. 
@User,
But I thought Man bought height adjusters, so he should be able to reach it, right? Maybe not before, but now ain’t all tbings possibah?
@hair for the record, real gravi Friday was poppin. Second, I hope certain people aren’t lurking who know me.
Good Afternoon Family
*yallhussiesbetterspeakthistime*
Scoots by @User to hear about this Roku review, thinking about getting one myself. Comcast is too fckn high…
I want to be in on the fun, can I get some IG names, I don’t know mines yet but my name means pretty/nice in espanol
Am I wrong for cracking up for Lurker almost catching a case during relations?
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If its wrong aint none of use right.
I put my half glasses on AFTER I axed the quershun!
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just go on like aint nothin happen
(make ’em think it’s dem) 
Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:
@hair for the record, real gravi Friday was poppin. Second, I hope certain people aren’t lurking who know me.
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So why yawl stopped tho?
Hi Boot!
real gravi Friday was poppin.
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Used to be my chit.
Shout out to the small gravis..
Then Sandra went to lowkeymaybehighkey hating tombout, “Oh i dint know OTB was Hispanic..” with one of them San smiles?
I aint fukked with her since.
KDub says:
Does anyone else here know people in real life that be scouring Sandra Rose to see what you sayin?

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Does that mean I ain’t the onliest one or do you know me?
BBL — gotta do some work!
Nope…..how
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getchu a crackhead to climb up that pole and connect it back
Nefertiti, edges kinky. says:
Am I wrong for cracking up for Lurker almost catching a case during relations?
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If its wrong aint none of use right.
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Shyt won’t funny at the time.
I was giving major ‘a’ game (trying to make up for some shyt I done did) and that nut was either a lil too powerful or my carpel tunnel started acting up cause I couldn’t let go.
Shyt was tense in my house for a about a week.
Afternoon Boot Camp!
Hey Boot!
Um on the IG Lurkteam pussndukes
you finna do this aint you?
The topic turns to sex and Kandi’s web show. Dildos are brought up and Kandi shares she was planning on getting her mom one for mother’s day. Nene has the same exact reaction as I do when it comes to the topic of mothers and dildos. The topic turns to oral sex and Kandi shares that putting some sugar in your vay jay jay is an excellent trick. Once again, Nene has the same exact reaction as I when she declares, “Listen, I would never put kool-aid, candid yams, a peppermint candy, pancake syrup, none of those things in my vay jay jay. That’s crazy!”
by User Friendly on Jan 22, 2015 at 3:01 pm
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Nerp no ma’am…hubby say its still nice & tight.
I keeps them legals on lock 
the answer is Man tho
:crying1: WHERE HE AT?
didn’t he get a new phone or some shyt?
GET YO AZZ IN HERE @MAN 
Shyt was tense in my house for a about a week.

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I bet!
Whoo!
I want to try it but
He already do too much when we on one!
getchu a crackhead to climb up that pole and connect it back

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or my carpel tunnel started acting up cause I couldn’t let go.
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you had zeized-up?!
Shyt won’t funny at the time.
I was giving major ‘a’ game (trying to make up for some shyt I done did) and that nut was either a lil too powerful or my carpel tunnel started acting up cause I couldn’t let go.
Shyt was tense in my house for a about a week.
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Limbs got stiff like you had rigormortis???? That nut had you near death bruh.
@lurker. Now I did not laugh till I read: “shyt was tense for about a week in my house”. After that line I fell out.
Oops! HEY BOOT!
<<<bed sheet… hell, iont want no prollems 
Hey Unshake & OTB
Limbs got stiff like you had rigormortis???? That nut had you near death bruh.
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No, that nut had her near death. He was near lock up
Lurker done had a nut-stroke
bless it.
I MEAN. THAT is a BILL. I aint got $70 for a TOY. This real life out in these streets. All cause I am trying to lay MYSELF, I am short on the cable bill. I am in my room having a grand ole time, Just buzzing on to the promised land… and my kids done moved to my mama house to watch the Roku til my next pay period. Cause our cable off at the house. NOPE. WONT BE ME.
I aint got time.
January 22, 2015 at 3:49 pm
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I’m still trying to decide if I want to get rid of my cable. I have an aple (purposely done cuz they gots more money than me) TV and I was using someone’s Netfx…. I’m always at work so I miss everything first hand, but there are days when I just want to watch something.
Comcast is too fckn high…
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I just tole ATTee that folks dont even HAVE house phones no more so yall charging me FIFTY TWO dollars for one aint gonna fly. Cut it off.
She was all BUT MA’AM!
Yall seen those in action anywhere?
User!
No, that nut had her near death. He was near lock up
oh lawd, here we go all over again.
the answer is Man tho
LORDT TAKE ME NOW!!! 
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ALL HELL NAWLLLLL!! I AM NOT IN LOVE WITH MAN ANYMORE!!! I CANTS BE IN LOVE WITH NO DURTYAZZ NINJA!!!
Shyt won’t funny at the time.
I was giving major ‘a’ game (trying to make up for some shyt I done did) and that nut was either a lil too powerful or my carpel tunnel started acting up cause I couldn’t let go.
Looks like I came back at the wrong time

Shyt was tense in my house for a about a week.
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:crying1: Lurk
After that line I fell out.
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Me too Keya
Does that mean I ain’t the onliest one or do you know me?
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Means I MAY or MAY NOT know somebody who MIGHT do this. He shall NOT be named and shall remain being called as whatchamacallit.
Shyt won’t funny at the time. I was giving major ‘a’ game (trying to make up for some shyt I done did) and that nut was either a lil too powerful or my carpel tunnel started acting up cause I couldn’t let go.
Shyt was tense in my house for a about a week.
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Elizabeth I’m on my way!!!! I’m about to have the big one!!!! Somebody pls take care of my chillren!!!!
i have a roku. we don’t have movie channels with FIOS cause i had netflix before we got fiOS. now with amazon prime streaming so many movies/tv shows, i us the roku more than i watch reg tv.
Shyt won’t funny at the time. I was giving major ‘a’ game (trying to make up for some shyt I done did) and that nut was either a lil too powerful or my carpel tunnel started acting up cause I couldn’t let go.
Shyt was tense in my house for a about a week.

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I want to try it but
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I think him approaching from around the back is a good start. You can “escape” easier if you not feeling it .. so you bent, he is massaging your neck while in there..
Try it. On a chill night tho. 
Hug-A-Bey would be mortified to see what yall done turned his post into
He was near lock up
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Well played.
cause I ALMOST caught a 187 one time. One time.
Lurk said, “I didn’t know my own strength” (sing it when you say it like Whitty Hutton)
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Thanks Nef; I’ll brang it up!
I’m gonna have to show him parts of this post ‘fo he be all
On a chill night tho.
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Yeah, not on a night that y’all were already beefing. 0-100 real quick.
Lurk said, “I didn’t know my own strength” (sing it when you say it like Whitty Hutton)
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so Lurker, you just tried to ‘incorporate’ the choke without prior discussion huh
you shoulda known that might cause a “reaction” 

yeen discuss nothing, ask permission, aint picked no ‘safety’ word…
Afiya says FOH
says:
Bird, you should have said KISS MY AZZ BITCH FOH trick
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I was much nicer than that so I don’t feel bad. That much. I don’t be saying no names when I use real life examples unless it’s someone like my brother who kinda made himself public property by doing reality TV and now this Claudia mess. I probably shouldn’t have claimed my brother publicly. Should have talked about him annonymously. Maybe call him fine chocolate like the other womens be doin to throw the homies off my scent.
@Nancy thanks. I’m thinking about getting one and subscribing to Netflix and Hulu Plus. It’s a lot cheaper than cable.
I’ll brang it up!
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Bold.
Modern woman. Yeah you betta collect this post as evidence.
I have placed a hand gently round my neck before..
Dont want them thinking i aint no fukking lady. 
Something he wants Candy to do @ User….put him in a choke-hold
I think him approaching from around the back is a good start. You can “escape” easier if you not feeling it .. so you bent, he is massaging your neck while in there..
*****
I have placed a hand gently round my neck before.. Dont want them thinking i aint no fukking lady.
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Lord I’m tickled…
:crying1:
I fawking love grape now and laters
so Lurker, you just tried to ‘incorporate’ the choke without prior discussion huh you shoulda known that might cause a “reaction”
yeen discuss nothing, ask permission, aint picked no ‘safety’ word…
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I learned that night.
Bold.
Modern woman.
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Shut it! I’m already nervous.
Welp; I’ll just wait for him to do it
Or wait for a onrop scene with it in there.
:goodnight: Roses!
Unshakable says:
@User,
But I thought Man bought height adjusters, so he should be able to reach it, right? Maybe not before, but now ain’t all tbings possibah?
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So, Shake, you sayin the Short and Stubby Store had a sale on height adjusters AND arm extenders? No? Oh!
Shyt won’t funny at the time. I was giving major ‘a’ game (trying to make up for some shyt I done did) and that nut was either a lil too powerful or my carpel tunnel started acting up cause I couldn’t let go.
Shyt was tense in my house for a about a week.
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I AM DEAD. She almost was too. God bless her.
Yeah, not on a night that y’all were already beefing. 0-100 real quick.
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I was chatting with a homegirl about “sex when yall mad..” I dont withhold.. I mean if you done truly fukked up: come on; aint nothing happ’n, but if im just a little bit mad cause your mama aint raise you right or something,
he can get it.
My gf was like ohh no unh uh no ass when im mad.
Is that appropriate? She married. Her body belongs to her <–in my Femi-Nazi voice..I just think its kinda IDK dumb. 
I didn’t do the education. I was just gonna surprise her with some new fly shyt.
I learned that night.
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:crying1: :crying1: :crying1:
*folds arms & lays head on docking station*
I learned that night.
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Make him stop!
I fawking love grape now and laters
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:fistbump:
got you doing the black girl lip twist smack too?
Nite MRS Time!
SummerBaby says:
I heard about folks giving head with pop rocks in they mouth. Ala Kandi Coated Nights….. I wonder if she does that to Todd..
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Taylor uses peppermint soap. Have’em going crazy cuz they don’t know what sensation to rock with
Girl, what YO name is? Can i get to know you? Biblically of course, seeing as to how I’m an angel
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*whisper voice* Youre no angel either bay-beeee
Her body belongs to her
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and so do her nut. why does her nut have to suffer just cuz somebody mad? whats love got to do with nuttin?
I didn’t do the education.
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:lolol:
This fewl.
So, Shake, you sayin the Short and Stubby Store had a sale on height adjusters AND arm extenders? No? Oh!
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finally, a practical use for those selfie sticks
I was chatting with a homegirl about “sex when yall mad..” I dont withhold.. I mean if you done truly fukked up: come on; aint nothing happ’n, but if im just a little bit mad cause your mama aint raise you right or something,
he can get it.
My gf was like ohh no unh uh no ass when im mad.
Is that appropriate? She married. Her body belongs to her <–in my Femi-Nazi voice..I just think its kinda IDK dumb. 

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I agree w/you. The only time I'm withholding is if I'm plotting on leaving.
Bye Nancy!!! Lol. I know she a Mrs!
User Friendly says:
I fawking love grape now and laters
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:fistbump:
got you doing the black girl lip twist smack too?
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yass
Nite MRS Time
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So what if your withholding cuz your turned off? Like you just don’t wanna. Not even on some hateful shyt.
Hey Boot!!!
I don’t want Bird problems.
I intentionally do not tell folks I am on SR cause my family jokes ain’t for them. I like to be able to laugh witht ya’ll about stuff I maybe couldn’t not say to them *cough MIL* because I love my life
Be divorced cause a thirsty hoe told I said somebody was bald headed one time :crying1:
When you follow OTB let me know so we can be friends. I don’t give out my info here
No but for real Bird I don’t think anybody knows me
SummerBaby says:
I was chatting with a homegirl about “sex when yall mad..” I dont withhold.. I mean if you done truly fukked up: come on; aint nothing happ’n, but if im just a little bit mad cause your mama aint raise you right or something,
he can get it.
Is that appropriate? She married. Her body belongs to her <–in my Femi-Nazi voice..I just think its kinda IDK dumb. 
My gf was like ohh no unh uh no ass when im mad.
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I agree w/you. The only time I'm withholding is if I'm plotting on leaving.
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finally, a practical use for those selfie sticks
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Nefertiti, edges kinky. says:
Yeah, not on a night that y’all were already beefing. 0-100 real quick.
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I was chatting with a homegirl about “sex when yall mad..” I dont withhold.. I mean if you done truly fukked up: come on; aint nothing happ’n, but if im just a little bit mad cause your mama aint raise you right or something,
he can get it.
My gf was like ohh no unh uh no ass when im mad.
Is that appropriate? She married. Her body belongs to her <–in my Femi-Nazi voice..I just think its kinda IDK dumb
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Hey all just woke up so joining the discussion late.
I have done in the past where when I am angry don't touch me and older men always say
gon with that practice and you will loose your man real quick. I could care less. Now with current boo thang I have tried that and that just motivates him to hit more O and leave him with a chesire grin
whats love got to do with nuttin?
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Nutthing at all.
I was like understand folks be NEEDING that. She wasnt hearing me.
Bye Nancy!!! Lol. I know she a Mrs!
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nah Keya, that was for HER! fast self!
@MsPearl,
Pretty murch! Buy one pair get the second pair for half price. You know…..the BOGO deal.
Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:
So what if your withholding cuz your turned off? Like you just don’t wanna. Not even on some hateful shyt.
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then fix the root of the problem—if it can be fixed
User Friendly says:
Her body belongs to her
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and so do her nut. why does her nut have to suffer just cuz somebody mad? whats love got to do with nuttin?
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Be divorced cause a thirsty hoe told I said somebody was bald headed one time
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I agree w/you. The only time I’m withholding is if I’m plotting on leaving.
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User Friendly says:
Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:
So what if your withholding cuz your turned off? Like you just don’t wanna. Not even on some hateful shyt.
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then fix the root of the problem—if it can be fixed
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How you not wanna fawk when the sausage next to ya in the bed
Nefertiti, edges kinky. says:
I’m the last one folks need to be giving tips too I been the same person almost the whole time I been doing it. I need all the help i can get
What yall long termers do to spice things up?
Do tell.
Pussy eaters want the taste of good pussy.
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Blanche..you watched empire?
They make candies for the cooch. Just seem silly to me.
………………………………………..
I know I’m late…I been in a meeting.
Just talking really. We’ve done a lot. Tried a lot. Brought somebody else in
(female)
But just talking and expressing to eachother what we like and what we want to try then executing it. If we like it, we will do it again. If not, chalk it up as an experience and move on.
My gf was like ohh no unh uh no ass when im mad.
Is that appropriate? She married. Her body belongs to her <–in my Femi-Nazi voice..I just think its kinda IDK dumb. 
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I've never withheld sex because I'm mad. To me that's crazy as h3ll. That will only work if you two are the last two people on Earth. Tell your friend that man ain't gonna be walking around with blue balls to often.
But that's my opinion. "What do I know" In KDUB's voice… lol
I try not to tell folks about SR, I made the mistake of showing my son something from here
but he said SR is like MTO and he ain’t got time for it
thanks son 
I have a friend who withheld sex from her man for almost a year.
I was like bruh I think you might be single. ppl done made babies in that amount of time.
thinking back—no wonder he came to the door in his boxers when I stopped by. nigga was hard up.
Wait… there are women who are still out in the world holding out? Like @Nakeya asked yesterday…WHYYYYY?
thinking back—no wonder he came to the door in his boxers when I stopped by. nigga was hard up.
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well let’s pray aint none of YOUR frens reading SR!
User Friendly says:
I have a friend who withheld sex from her man for almost a year.
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Thats a confident woman
Either she trusts him to the core or she doesn’t care if he cheats
…specially the kitchen cat box lady :crying1:
So what if your withholding cuz your turned off? Like you just don’t wanna. Not even on some hateful shyt.
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I think we all have those days were it just aint happ’n, for sure!
I mean mostly on the petty stuff. The way my petty set up you pick me up late from somewhere and im liable to be “mad” so I dont wanna bring that into my bedroom. I stay mad bout some chit.
Fren do too thas why I was like, “GIRL!
Yeen got my bruh-in-law in there begging behind his ass
”
She mad right now cause he didnt take the dogs to be groomed? :contained hand: so um over there and he come out with the long lip and chit I just knew.
Thats how we start tombout it. Kept smacking her on her ass and she was gettn madder. He prolly tore it up when i left.

User Friendly says:
I have a friend who withheld sex from her man for almost a year.

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that’s dumb as hell …. like that will make him do right… what planet do these basic bytches live on…..
How you not wanna fawk when the sausage next to ya in the bed
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+1. Aint no damn way I am laying with you and we aint terching. Or fawking if I want to. Cause guess what? I know his azz want to. WHYYYYY? That there ish aint gonna make him magically take the trash out. Chit.
Now with current boo thang I have tried that and that just motivates him to hit more O and leave him with a chesire grin
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My BD would say, “I dont care.
You can just lay there. The pussy that good.
” Then that would make me melt
so I start lightly throwing it back for i know it um all in.
#weak
Nancy
exactly
dudes stay stroking the chicken
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that’s dumb as hell …. like that will make him do right… what planet do these basic bytches live on…..
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Jenie is all up IN MY MIND. Lord. SAY THIS. I mean is that muthafawka gonna start to do XYZ or whatever you nag about cause you withholding? Girl BYE.
Be divorced cause a thirsty hoe told I said somebody was bald headed one time
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A lot of folks know I’m on sandra’s blog because of my user name
EXCEPT my coworkers… and my IT Guy saw me on real gravie friday one time
so I will never show my real photo again because I be on this blog damn near all day sometimes at work
How I am on this blog is how I am in real life…
No flex zone !
well let’s pray aint none of YOUR frens reading SR!
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I told her as soon as it happened. called her from the staircase. ninja wasn’t finna put me in their mess.
but get this—she still acted like it was my fault that her man came to the door in his draws talmbout “she on her way you can wait if you want to”
mind you, she wasn’t on her way and for the few minutes I was there he didn’t even attempt to put clothes on.
Lmao @dubb
Jenie, i was just gettin ready to ask how your IT guy doin!

Just talking really. We’ve done a lot. Tried a lot. Brought somebody else in

(female)
But just talking and expressing to eachother what we like and what we want to try then executing it. If we like it, we will do it again. If not, chalk it up as an experience and move on.
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KDub says:
How you not wanna fawk when the sausage next to ya in the bed

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+1. Aint no damn way I am laying with you and we aint terching. Or fawking if I want to. Cause guess what? I know his azz want to. WHYYYYY? That there ish aint gonna make him magically take the trash out. Chit.
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@afiya your ass don’t count cuz you were the same one on vacation with your side bf while the husband was home. You, my dear, was still getting some.
But just talking and expressing to eachother what we like and what we want to try then executing it.
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No’pologies needed. We all working *glances toward LuVie*
Communication.. right. I need to get better at that for my next stick. Lots of miscommunication; nigga be sticking it in your ear.
“Talking” <– it seem so simple.
But I cant even tell the mayne i want him to choke me just so.. :giggles: 
Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:
@afiya your ass don’t count cuz you were the same one on vacation with your side bf while the husband was home. You, my dear, was still getting some.
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bloop doop dee doop
I don’t hold out. Mad or not
But then again my libido ain’t built for holding out.
and go right back to being mad
Ain’t shit changed cause I got a nut 
How I am on this blog is how I am in real life…
No flex zone !
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Me too!
but get this—she still acted like it was my fault that her man came to the door in his draws talmbout “she on her way you can wait if you want to”
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@afiya your ass don’t count cuz you were the same one on vacation with your side bf while the husband was home. You, my dear, was still getting some.
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and go right back to being mad
Ain’t **** changed cause I got a nut 
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@Bird I did try to meet you one time … You played me
Tell your friend that man ain’t gonna be walking around with blue balls to often.
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Oh I gave her the bidness.
Like he was my son/brother.
I just texted her to see if he was allowed a nutt in the house.
No’pologies needed. We all working *glances toward LuVie*
But I cant even tell the mayne i want him to choke me just so.. :giggles: 
Communication.. right. I need to get better at that for my next stick. Lots of miscommunication; nigga be sticking it in your ear.
“Talking” <– it seem so simple.
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I'm kinda shy which is weird because all the time we have been messing around but it also makes it funny. If i can't say it Ill text it. We so childish
How I am on this blog is how I am in real life…
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Nancy Drew Sees You!
says:
Jenie, i was just gettin ready to ask how your IT guy doin!
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He good and cool
but he is our CIO over IT department …. they are forever talking about inappropriate usage of our pc’s …. so yeah … that’s my folk …. but I still don’t trust that azz not to blow the whistle… so yeah my picture want go up ….
when he comes in to chat I pull up an email … or a spreadsheet… he will not catch me … even though I think he cool … I’m still not trusting it 
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she made me so mad with that. with held sex for all that time and dude just got worse than he already was. she wanted him to get a job but he refused. still don’t have a job til this day and that was years ago.
well, I must admit that most of her latest stuff is annoying. 7/11? bish what? when her songs come on now, I usually think she needs to quit it and get back to making songs that made her famous. It’s like now she only puts out songs that she hope will become anthems or something. even still Huckabee, Beyoncé’s family. STHU. We can have strong opinions about family, you can’t. Crazy huh?
I have a friend who withheld sex from her man for almost a year.
I was like bruh I think you might be single. ppl done made babies in that amount of time.
thinking back—no wonder he came to the door in his boxers when I stopped by. nigga was hard up.
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:crying1:
i am so much nicer on the blog
i guess ’cause i’m a total bish at work 
I mean is that muthafawka gonna start to do XYZ or whatever you nag about cause you withholding? Girl BYE.
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:crying1: If she say she didnt give him any imma ask if the dogs got groomed…
VDot says:
How I am on this blog is how I am in real life…
Matter of fact I tone it down a bit for yall 
******
………………
me too
yall can catch the real live me on Insta and Twitter 
pointhimout says:
well, I must admit that most of her latest stuff is annoying. 7/11?
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That’s my shyt :crying1:
So it wasnt Hawaii Afiya?
SummerBaby says:
Just talking really. We’ve done a lot. Tried a lot. Brought somebody else in

(female)
But just talking and expressing to eachother what we like and what we want to try then executing it. If we like it, we will do it again. If not, chalk it up as an experience and move on.
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mind you, she wasn’t on her way and for the few minutes I was there he didn’t even attempt to put clothes on.
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You fine as hell tho UFO
I cantn blame him for trying but them tactics weak af.
Except I bet it has worked on a chick before. 
Blanche Devereaux says:
VDot says:
Matter of fact I tone it down a bit for yall 
yall can catch the real live me on Insta and Twitter
How I am on this blog is how I am in real life…
******
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me too
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Closed my instagram bout 2years ago
same name handle though as my login and my twittah!!! But yeah I keeps real on here
so I gives not one fawk about what a person say I post
outside of my job…
I don’t like hearing 7/11 on the radio
I just thought it was just a fun video she put out
sounds stoopid on the radio though 
I was like bruh I think you might be single. ppl done made babies in that amount of time.
******
They lived together and he wasnt getting any? How was she getting her rocks off? 5 finger discount with a mattress hump?
still don’t have a job til this day and that was years ago.
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Nancy Drew Sees You!
says:
i am so much nicer on the blog
i guess ’cause i’m a total bish at work
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I don’t believe that
you are a sweetie 
How I am on this blog is how I am in real life…
Matter of fact I tone it down a bit for yall 
yall can catch the real live me on Insta and Twitter
******
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me too
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Closed my instagram bout 2years ago
same name handle though as my login and my twittah!!! But yeah I keeps real on here
so I gives not one fawk about what a person say I post
outside of my job…
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I can’t help it
I’m actually kinda cool on here I’m a bytch n real life. I stay doing this —>
Closed my instagram bout 2years ago
same name handle though as my login and my twittah!!! But yeah I keeps real on here
so I gives not one fawk about what a person say I post
outside of my job…
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I’m really a nice sweet smart ratchet
I confuse myself sometimes. Folks don’t know how to digest it. And we can’t cuss on here. I got a mouth like a sailor. Keya and Donte know. I cuss up a storm on socia media 
I’m kinda shy which is weird because all the time we have been messing around but it also makes it funny. If i can’t say it Ill text it. We so childish
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SN: This aint funny but its funny
sexting just made me think of my babydaddy and OTB8. She was singing DejLoaf Try Me to him? She asked him had he heard it. I hear her saying well I will do MY remix for you. She was like “Free my daddy, he just called my mommie…” ctfu. 
Matter of fact I tone it down a bit for yall
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Frfr.. I have to get up and walk away.
I am nicer at work

Nah I joke with certain folks… Other folks I San smile life treat them
Vanna is the root of all evil says:
How I am on this blog is how I am in real life…
Matter of fact I tone it down a bit for yall 
yall can catch the real live me on Insta and Twitter
same name handle though as my login and my twittah!!! But yeah I keeps real on here
so I gives not one fawk about what a person say I post
outside of my job…
I can’t help it
******
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me too
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Closed my instagram bout 2years ago
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I’m actually kinda cool on here I’m a bytch n real life. I stay doing this —>
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I’m not a bytch but I can be one… for the most part I’m nice, humble.. but
I will say some shyt ready to shank me
and I will sit and smile like
…. pretty much the same on here…
7/11? bish what?
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That song is fukking awesome.
you are a sweetie
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i really strive to be that in every area of my life Jenie
they don’t know how to ‘respond’ to “nice” so i give ’em straight face, bish whet? and nip all ‘tries’ in the bud
)
(but these mofos round hurr?!
SN: This aint funny but its funny
sexting just made me think of my babydaddy and OTB8. She was singing DejLoaf Try Me to him? She asked him had he heard it. I hear her saying well I will do MY remix for you. She was like “Free my daddy, he just called my mommie…” ctfu. 
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Aweeeeeeee
Kids are so creative lol
@Jenie I’m gonna send you a request you on Twitter & @Nefie I’m sending you one on IG.
Ol girl started falling in love and chit though. Constantly tryna spend the night at my house.
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Blanche yall put that thang down.

I wouldve been proud.
I just sent a video about 7/11
Set it off is on :woot:
it is OTB on video
I’m actually kinda cool on here I’m a bytch n real life. I stay doing this —> I can’t help it
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No no I think you mirroring real life..
Your font comes off verystrong. Bitchy so to speak.
SummerBaby says:
@Jenie I’m gonna send you a request you on Twitter &
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Got ya !
I hardly tweet though
ever
“Free my daddy, he just called my mommie…”
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I’m not a bytch but I can be one… for the most part I’m nice, humble.. but
I will say some shyt ready to shank me
and I will sit and smile like
…. pretty much the same on here…
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Jenie I used to be really nice. I have a kind heart but u can’t come to me wit no bs. Not anymore. At first I’m really hsrd buy soften up when I get to know u. So I’m standoff ish
I agree OTB #537 Jenie HARSH at times
but I
her 
Nefertiti, edges kinky. says:
Ol girl started falling in love and chit though. Constantly tryna spend the night at my house.



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Blanche yall put that thang down.
I wouldve been proud.
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Anybody else like the song Truffle Butter? Contagious beat
I am nicer at work
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So what am I? An Ahole? Folks stay giving me a bolero?

Why did I just see a video on facebook of a dude facetiming his cousin then walking in on his girlfriend cheating in the process LMAO
The cousin said the GF was shaped like a bag of melting salt
Seven twice seven twice!
The nonsensical nature of it is just the best
Fiyah I love you too
funyun !!! Alright guys gotta go … have a good evening 
um, she was NAT talmbout Jennie, Fiya!
)
(where yo half glasses?!
Vanna is the root of all evil says:
I’m not a bytch but I can be one… for the most part I’m nice, humble.. but
I will say some shyt ready to shank me
and I will sit and smile like
…. pretty much the same on here…
I feel ya 
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Jenie I used to be really nice. I have a kind heart but u can’t come to me wit no bs. Not anymore. At first I’m really hsrd buy soften up when I get to know u. So I’m standoff ish
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Hell I have always been like that all my life
@IS you say IF YOU OLD YOU OLD!!! Put on your bifolcals???!
Bye Jenie!
“funyun” though?! she said you musty!
RIF! :crying1:
I sent you a request Jenie
“Free my daddy, he just called my mommie…”
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Yeah, Take! her and Pearl are fugg’n it up for us Olds today
I just sent a video about 7/11 ?
*******
To whom?
shaped like a bag of melting salt
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nothing nice about this
553
says:
Afiya says FOH
RIF! :crying1:
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Nah :stop: don’t tell her. What am I?? Since we sharing real emotions. Having a blog lemon squeeze
@V u saw TakenPorty turning up…with her hat.
I agree OTB #537 Jenie HARSH at times but I her
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Fiya get off my air.
I aint tombout jenie! I “know” Jenie. Its diff when you alretty know somebody.

Having a blog lemon squeeze CRINE
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Nite Taken!
So what am I? An Ahole? Folks stay giving me a bolero?
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I think erybody knows dese just jokes from you.

But that hat is PERM yours.
You are well loved.
Awww yes. I
TakenPorty. I wanna kick it with her 
Fiya get off my air.
I aint tombout jenie! I “know” Jenie. Its diff when you alretty know somebody
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You know you done fokked up now Fiy.
She done messed around and thought she had a way to let the cat out the bag. I got REAL FREAKING TEARS. She was like TRUE STORY.. I still love you tho.. UBISHU :crying1:
Does anything good come on TV tonight?
Ok bye for real. Love you all :hugs:
you are loved by me
Thanks OTB …
Finna get in my car
and thank The Lord and ask Him all at once
what the heck a bag of melting salt looketh like.. ? 
Nancy Drew Sees You!
says:
Yeah, Take! her and Pearl are fugg’n it up for us Olds today
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Ha!!!! I luvs you, too, @Nan! :goodnight: All!
Turrs..
Summa..scandal next week..
IDK about tonight..
Oh! At least I didn’t c&p the whole enTIRE blog today…almost, but I caught that shyt in the nick of time! :goodnight: frfr this time
dAhAyle!
You fine as hell tho UFO
I cantn blame him for trying but them tactics weak af.
Except I bet it has worked on a chick before
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thnks hun. he wasn’t fine tho. he looked like a mud duck.
i had to ask my friend what she liked about him and then leave it alone.
I just seen a video Cam’ron posted on IG about telling a lil girl that he isn’t her uncle & her mothers a hoe.
His rudeness to a child isn’t cool 
@summer ok so I saw both videos….
while he should not of told her that….I cracked up when he was talking to.his mom.
lmao at the hate for Beyonce. She does one album expressing her sexuality and people act like the world is coming to an end. I suggest that parents monitor what their children listen to….they can’t because the new age child controls their parents. Beyonce said to kiss her a** and keep it moving.
I have been noticing lately that any black with money, high ranks or out spoken has been target by the white ones. It is a conspiracy. lol
MOrning y’all
Luvie, I want to start refinishing furniture, but I drive a small car and have no extra room for storage in my place. It looks like that project will have to go on hold until this summer when I’ll (hopefully) have a larger place.
Bey, I’m a traditionalist. Straight butter in the pound cakes. I only use shortening in my biscuits and pie crusts to make them flaky. It should be against the law to use the amount of butter I put in my cakes
These comments
days in ah row
lmao
This is gonna get interesting
He allowed women to go to University there
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Happy Friday
Gud mawning Row-Sayyysss!!!
happy Friday.
Buttercup,
and you can slowly get outta the regular folks workplace. Having your own business is worth the try IMB 

Try at your cake business, while you’re still working
If your product is good, thee market will speak :woot:
EYE Eee folks will buy your cakes
Good luck, whatever you decide. PLUS we support each around here, so keep us posted
Measles
DTTS you so slow… It’s BEAN a new post all morning
It’s this phone
any moment now…

SEW CHEDDUP
I’m hungry and phones about to manage to
I’ll ketchup inna min
CHEDDUP agane
Uhh morning. Where is everybody at?
Good mawning and happy Friday my good people!
Sandra got the post directing folk all the way back downstairs to tbe bring it on post