Former NFL player Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson and his longtime girlfriend Crystal Bates are expecting a baby together. Bates and Johnson met less than a year ago on Instagram. Johnson tweeted the joyous news to his followers on Twitter.com yesterday.
“I literally crushed my #WCW so much I created a new #WCW,” he tweeted along with a sonogram of the fetus inside Bates.
Johnson, 37, has 4 children from previous relationships.
Bates, who has a daughter from a previous relationship, also posted sonograms of her fetus on her social media accounts. Bates revealed she is having another girl.
“I watched her play around, hide her lil [face] but the highlight of my day was watching her trying to find her mouth to such her thumb,” she wrote on Instagram. “She didn’t give up until she found out.”
Last year around this time, Ochocinco flew a bevy of beauties (individually — not all at the same time) to “audition” for him in his Miami home. Upon arrival the ladies were handed his personal credit card and driver’s license to shop until they dropped.
Ochocinco’s generous efforts apparently beared fruit, and he was able to find the one submissive woman who can tolerate his unique personality and love him for who he is.
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Chad is an interesting dude. He might smash the white girls but apparently he doesn’t raw dog em. Sorta the opposite of Jamie Fox who likes to procreate with white girls but won’t be seen in public with them.
okay I guess!!!!
longtime girlfriend Crystal Bates are expecting a baby together. Bates and Johnson met less than a year ago on Instagram.
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Longtime, a year ago???? This is what happens living in an “instant” world. A long time is less than a year.
She really thank she doing something after having his 8th child don’t she? Her n amina going in a pIle together
Bates, who has a daughter from a previous relationship, also posted sonograms of her fetus on her social media accounts.
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She also working on getting her identity straight stolen. Crystal Bates DOB 6/10/81. Dumb hoe.
On second thought she prolly got a -350 credit score. Dont nobody want your identity Crystal. My bad.
Oh, are they. Congrats.
Well, Blog, The Wrapper is also expecting.
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Awl bay-beez is bless-Sings <– in my mama voice
He is such a Thot
The Wrapper expecting with ol girl who caught you throwing him the deuces
BayBay??
Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson and his longtime girlfriend Crystal Bates are expecting a baby together. Bates and Johnson met less than a year ago
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A year is a long time? OH! maybe in “celeb” “IG” world
She also working on getting her identity straight stolen. Crystal Bates DOB 6/10/81. Dumb hoe.
not that any of us care 
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She left all her personal info on there so we all knew it was real
On second thought she prolly got a -350 credit score. Dont nobody want your identity Crystal
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she’s just a regular ol girl from around the way. SOME WHERE EVILyn is
luVn_liFe… says:
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What is Chad doing these days? I know he no longer plays in the NFL since he wanted to start headbuttin bishes? Is he playing in an indoor league? I believe money & fame ruined him.
um, congrats?
Bates and Johnson met less than a year ago on Instagram.
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You said longterm.. I done had pepper sauce longer than that..
Anyway, :hairtoss: IDK but it reminds me of the proposals to formulate American English words/spellings to their phonetical counterparts.. or spelling reform for the speds.
I know English is the hardest language..supp but so?
WHy change it? Is everyone really that bad with spelling?
Then it got me to thinking about Ebonics.. we do everything first.
Oooh chile. Let me take that walk cause obvsi I’m reading like i need a well check or a 5150 hold..
So after Evelyn, that reality show, and trying to get with Cheryl from Dancing With the Stars, he’s back with a Black woman. She looks like she was born before 81, like 75 or 76
Omg she already has 4 girls and she’s having another girl. I would be so sick of looking at all them there twats. My god.
Is he playing in an indoor league?
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Playing in Canada.
I follow Chad on IG
He is unique but seem real
Locapoca says:
What is Chad doing these days? I know he no longer plays in the NFL since he wanted to start headbuttin bishes? Is he playing in an indoor league? I believe money & fame ruined him.
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Better yet what is he doing for stacks? I hope he don’t end up like Terrel Owens, all broke and ish.
Longtime is less than a year? Oh. He sure don’t act like he got a girlfriend on Twitter.
Aww Congrats :woot:
Some posters on ah nother site, we're all
:crying1: LIKE THEY GOTTA PAY FOR SOME ISH or like they GOTTA BABYSIT! 
Good for Chad & his girl
TOM BRADY SHOULD NOT PLAY IN THE SUPER BOWL and SHOULD BE FINED AND SUSPENDED!!!
as soon as I heard him laugh the incident off, I knew he was a lyin azz 
DAMN CHEATERS!!! 
The Wrapper expecting with ol girl who caught you throwing him the deuces BayBay??
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She also working on getting her identity straight stolen. Crystal Bates DOB 6/10/81
Im glad yall got receipts because hunty……
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1981
Crystal has about 7 necks. Congrats, I guess.
Is it just me or does she look like she’s bleaching in the last pic with the (too bright) Mac lipstick? 
are those Chad’s girls in the pic w/Bates? they’re cuties
Well, Blog, The Wrapper is also expecting.
:stop: NO MORE Sprouts for yew sir!
She’s a regular chick that knocked up by a regular nigga
And Evelyn can’t say shyt cuz she’s a schemin thot herself
Terrel Owens
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I love Julio but i wish my team would pick TO up..
MissArtist says:
So after Evelyn, that reality show, and trying to get with Cheryl from Dancing With the Stars, he’s back with a Black woman. She looks like she was born before 81, like 75 or 76
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Thats what i was thinking when you were making good money playing in the NFL, popular and sought after, all you wanted was your “trophies” NOW youre washed up and you go back to a black bish who’s rings around her neck could compete with Jackie of BBW? Chad is a coon
another hood rat chick (with kids) gets knocked up by another “special” athlete/ celeb. this retard aint see the signs in that pic with everyone wearing $200 Jordans, that this chick is just another materialistic/IG narcissist.
Congrats
Crystal has about 7 necks. Congrats, I guess.
Is it just me or does she look like she’s bleaching in the last pic with the (too bright) Mac lipstick? 
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It looks like she put a filter on her & not him
NOW youre washed up and you go back to a black bish who’s rings around her neck could compete with Jackie of BBW? Chad is a coon
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So are you saying we can count her rings and discover her age?
LIKE THEY GOTTA PAY FOR SOME ISH or like they GOTTA BABYSIT!
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Frfr! Fastest way to get me fire hot.. I cannot stand that chit. Move around. Aint nobody asking you to even say congrats.
See it on FB all THEE TIME. “Oh she having another baby??
” Meanwhile their one baby thotting cross the land. Mind your bidness!
I mean Chad could always sell his ass since that’s what he really likes
TOM BRADY SHOULD NOT PLAY IN THE SUPER BOWL and SHOULD BE FINED AND SUSPENDED!!
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He sure don’t act like he got a girlfriend on Twitter.
Blooooop
Who’s the Wrapper?
another hood rat chick (with kids) gets knocked up by another “special” athlete/ celeb. this retard aint see the signs in that pic with everyone wearing $200 Jordans, that this chick is just another materialistic/IG narcissist.
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:confused: But them Chad kids..
So what does this mean for the other 4,5,6 kid he has with the other 3,4,5,6 women? I guess.
Crystal has about 7 necks.
Chad is a coon
I got a food addiction 
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I was gonna say something about her and Jack being neck twinsies, but after Thanksgiving and Christmas…I don’t need to say nothing. Period.
Chad is a coon. So simple. So true.
another hood rat chick (with kids)
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but Sandra said she only got the one daughter
Nefertiti, edges kinky. says:
another hood rat chick (with kids) gets knocked up by another “special” athlete/ celeb. this retard aint see the signs in that pic with everyone wearing $200 Jordans, that this chick is just another materialistic/IG narcissist.
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:confused: But them Chad kids..
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NOW youre washed up and you go back to a black bish who’s rings around her neck could compete with Jackie of BBW? Chad is a coon
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They’re gonna make new rules for what the Pats did now
BUT right now, I think ALL they can get is a FINE
Who’s the Wrapper?
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@Locapoca
Exactly. He is nothing but a coon. Even with her multiple necks and busted weave, she shouldn’t have him…..
Zoe, he’s an EX
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So what does this mean for the other 4,5,6 kid he has with the other 3,4,5,6 women?
Nothing
Does it ever?
I cannot stand that chit. Move around.
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they said they shall not be moved (around)
TOM BRADY SHOULD NOT PLAY IN THE SUPER BOWL and SHOULD BE FINED AND SUSPENDED!!!
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FIYAH.. the WHOLE Team should be disqualified. I like BRADY, Hubby loathes em.
I have had enough of the Patriots SCHEMEING their always doing the WRONG THING!
and the League HAS NOTHING TO SAY! Fcuk taking draft pics!
but Sandra said she only got the one daughter
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I dont think it was Sandra who also said they been toegther long term was it.. #ghostwritersurely
correction: Sandra’s INTERN said…
<<< Has hated the Patriots since coincidentally…THIS nigga up top played with them
They pissed me off, cause they benched him… for going to his daddy fune!
Time to Waste says:
I follow Chad on IG
He is unique but seem real
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…with his black ass.
I thought they were her kids too
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Yall surely didnt read the writeup neither.
I BEEN told Sandra I would ghostwrite for her. For FREE. TUH. Olive juice Sandra to YOUR azz TOO
“I literally crushed my #WCW so much I created a new #WCW,” he tweeted along with a sonogram of the fetus inside Bates.
How did I miss this the first time 
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OTB- oh
me so nosy
Nancy Drew Sees You!
says:
I cannot stand that chit. Move around.
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they said they shall not be moved (around)
WHALE THEN
FIRST they should clean up their own front porches, clean/vacuum their whole house 
and properly warsh their azzez 
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SON :2dance:
I hope everything is going well with you guys
How did I miss this the first time
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Yeen read it!
So its clear chad makes NOTHING but girls. So is he gonna start busting his seeds in instagram chics until he gets a boy?
Dont want nobody coming for me.
THEY BE READY To Pounce about u/ur kids.
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CAUSE YOU KNOW they will B.
WEIRDO’S
I BEEN told Sandra I would ghostwrite for her. For FREE. TUH. Olive juice Sandra to YOUR azz TOO
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Some families like to remain on the cul de sac even after all the kids gone to college.. erybody dont wanna travel, and grow and stuff DUbb dang..
How did I miss this the first time
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Yeen read it!
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I skimmed the write up first time
WHALE THEN
and the League HAS NOTHING TO SAY!
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Settle Down
They GOT RULES, and they will follow them
<—in case you fiesty this a.m.
They just can’t go making up no new ish IMB of course
Yall surely didnt read the writeup neither.
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Of course we didn’t… I ain’t read it cause I saw this story already elsewhere. And folks were going in on this chick talking about she got like 5 kids.. lol
They GOT RULES, and they will follow them
They just can’t go making up no new ish IMB of course
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SmurFeTTE! They ALWAYS Make rules up as THEY GO, Look at RAY RICE SITUATION.
Yo
I thought she was Marlow from RHOA…doesn’t her neck look like that?
folks were going in on this chick talking about she got like 5 kids
this chick is right from up under the tree in Opa Locka 
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LET ME get my ear out in the street…
They pissed me off, cause they benched him… for going to his daddy fune!
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I hate Gisele.. so -1 on the Pats for that..then I aint never liked em even tho they was taking more Gators (ignores Hernandez
..) then anybody. Belly-chick will cheat on his exwife you know he will cheat football and life. 
He been stunting.
SmurFeTTE! They ALWAYS Make rules up as THEY GO, Look at RAY RICE SITUATION.
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Mister said this, this mornin, Luvie
i.e., “we dont know what happens to the balls in the locker room once we’re on the field” 
from what little coverage i heard/saw, looks like the convenient scapegoat could be the ball boys
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
and the League HAS NOTHING TO SAY!
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Settle Down
They GOT RULES, and they will follow them
They just can’t go making up no new ish IMB of course
<—in case you fiesty this a.m.
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They should let Indiana play just to prove a point even though we all know they will get monkey stomped lol
They should let Indiana play just to prove a point even though we all know they will get monkey stomped
YES THE SHOULD!
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them her kids. she got 4 and he has 5.
CAUSE YOU KNOW they will B. THEY BE READY To Pounce about u/ur kids.
WEIRDO’S
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Humans.
American as apple pie.We hate abortions but who feeding th ehungry.. We stay with our helping asses in some chit. Gimme your poor tired and hungry ..so I can put em to work for nada and then lambaste em for being. 
Hey sir
Dead @ “Belly-chick”
them her kids. she got 4 and he has 5.
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Oh Ok. Thanks. They are a nice looking bunch.
She_ShowOut says:
I thought she was Marlow from RHOA…doesn’t her neck look like that?
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So u saying she was born in 1981 but her neck is pushing 60
convenient scapegoat could be the ball boys
nbc had a former ‘ball boy’ on, and he said
Opa Locka
HeyChan
But why Chad lookin’ Amish up yonder though?
them her kids. she got 4 and he has 5.
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oh, okay
(Sandra, your intern aint did the education)
I miss not being shyt. Maybe I’ll stick around for a while.
this chick is right from up under the tree in Opa Locka
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used to live on Burlington street right across from the train tracks. whatchu gotta say about ppl from opa locka??
Well shyt…
The highway to where I see my OB is closed due to shytty weather (snow) and the road through El Paso to Las Cruces (where I go) is closed due to the same shytty weather. No baby news today. All apts have been rescheduled.
ESPN SPORTS SCIENCE did a study, “the ball can be thrown an extra 10-15 yards not completely inflated.”
HAD dude NOT intercepted BRADY it never would have came out. He said the ball Felt dif/strange.
for the love of God when is that style of wigs gonna die?!? I hope Crystal dont wear that chit her whole pregnancy..I can’t even watch Flex and Shanice cuz she won’t retire that hairstyle, is it called Cleopatra? omg I hate it
anway congrats
I think the Pats should be banned from Postseason play for a season or so.. fines is way too easy. Plus fines. Fines and restrictions.
I thought they shouldve benched Brady AND the ball boys but we know that aint gone happen.
Nancy Drew Sees You!
says:
them her kids. she got 4 and he has 5.
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oh, okay
(Sandra, your intern aint did the education)
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Razz take your lil belly
on back in the house and get off them unsafe roads 
whatchu gotta say about ppl from opa locka??
NuffiN 
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No baby news today.
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Mother Nature in the same mood as me: BAD. :angry emoji:
So when did a year become longtime? Maybe for teens, although Chad acts like one I’m sure he too realizes a year isn’t very long. Especially if they are now learning the sex of the baby (
out of jealousy).
Oh Ok. Thanks. They are a nice looking bunch.
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get from ’round me!
SON it’s going *sigh*
I want to take this time out and thank you for your well wishes for the yr 2014. Very monumental yr for me.
Hey Dymeeeeennn +1.
My BD call it weave with a chinese bang.. :lolsign:
I hate it too. Hated it when I used to wear it for him. Man friendly hair style. :eyeroll:
Shanice cuz she won’t retire that hairstyle, is it called Cleopatra
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*visuals of Shanice’s I love your smile video*
tell me she doesn’t still have this style
Tami, like you should totes do more talking
Maybe I’ll stick around for a while.
Means I gotta actually act like I got some sense.
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reading the booty meat cleaning post.
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You too Pearl.
Yall is bananas.
:wave:
for the love of God when is that style of wigs gonna die?!?
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die Whig die!
talkingwithtami says:
January 22, 2015 at 12:33 pm
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lol
Hey Doesn’t Talk To Strangers
Folk hating on the patriots because Brady has made a complete 180. Playing with fire like he did in the early 2000’s, and they can’t be stopped.
is it called Cleopatra
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that and the other one that I think is called “body wave” when they slick down one side real tight and tuck it underneath. err-body got that now.
big hug
for MissHarlem, just ’cause 
so why yall aint tell me that they came out with nutella ice cream?
that’s news I can dam use!
I am not a Patriots Fan! AT ALL.
Hate the whole state ‘cept their Beans, New Edition and NKTOB/Wahlburgs.
Deflated, inflated, overflated, underflated, the Colts lost 7-45. They scored 1 ONE UNO UN touchdown!
Patriots out blocked, sacked, punted, field goals made, ran routes etc etc
SugarFoot says:
Shanice cuz she won’t retire that hairstyle, is it called Cleopatra
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*visuals of Shanice’s I love your smile video*
tell me she doesn’t still have this style
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Ypu right along with her onesie
Hey Nef
we demand a recount!!!
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who you, the census?!
KDub says:
Means I gotta actually act like I got some sense
why Lawd why
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Harlem
hey hey hey
Hating? :lolsign:
This post is full of pliable terms.. long term on eyear relationships. Hating on the patriots for cheating..
@Nancy I am at work. Only place I plan on going is home in my bed.
@OTB- yeah I know. I’m sucking it up and living another day. I grew up in this kind of weather, but there are people who haven’t and it’s not worth it. Kinda put me in a downer mood, but I’ll be ok.
for the love of God when is that style of wigs gonna die?!?
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Blac Chyna said never.
*visuals of Shanice’s I love your smile video*
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this video always used to come on back to back with Kiss Me and I’ll Kiss you back by Digital Underground. used to love those two songs.
How you doing? Happy New Year and chit!
So bc they won big the methods/rules of the game dont matter.. ?
nutella ice cream?
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hmmm
have you tried it? i don’t think i’d like it
)
i bought some pineapple frozen yogurt yesterday (in lieu of ice-cream) and it was pretty good (i also bought carnations
SugarFoot says:
She_ShowOut says:
I thought she was Marlow from RHOA…doesn’t her neck look like that?
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So u saying she was born in 1981 but her neck is pushing 60
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How ol’ is Crystal?
Did the re-sched you far out? I hate when they do that..
why Lawd why
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User Friendly says:
that and the other one that I think is called “body wave” when they slick down one side real tight and tuck it underneath. err-body got that now
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How ol’ is Crystal?
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Born in 1981 makes her 39.
frozen yogurt
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Love love love. B&J greek prolly my faves. But I aint discriminatory.
hmmm
have you tried it? i don’t think i’d like it
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i bought some pineapple frozen yogurt yesterday (in lieu of ice-cream) and it was pretty good (i also bought carnations
i also bought carnations
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no, apparently carvel only sells it in the summertime because they are evil and they like to play with ppl emotions.
Born in 1981 makes her 39.
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popular and sought after, all you wanted was your “trophies”
*****
Hi Whachamacallhim!
cause I dont think he KNOWS that is his name. 
AF. :crying1:
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oh my bad. you must be got that style. im sure yours is totally different and unique from everybody else’s
Good Afternoon y’all. What are we talking about? *looks up top* Congrats Chad. You and Peter should start a daddy day care. Y’all have 50-11 kids between y’all and several baby mommas, so y’all should be baby experts.
Anyway, Dubb can I pretty please get a recap since its Dub10 birthday? Happy Birthday to her btw.
Not because they won big, but the Colts still didn’t show up to play a championship game. They scored that touchdown towards the end of the second quarter. They did chit before and chit after. There defense ain’t even clock in except for the Interception!
I lost money on the game and their loss is forcing me to cheer for the damn SeaChickens !
yeah, it was the GREEK frozen yogurt
wow, now i want some :sigh:
Whats for dinner folks?
I took out some ground turkey but that aint gone do it for this day.. 
Oh did you guys do an Empire discuss? I know yall boycotting. *laughs so hard*
The one son and his wife & their “role playing”?
Guess I will be single longer than I thought. 
Shuddup Dubb.
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Okay. She was born in 1981 and LOOK 39.
BRB. Recap.
cause I dont think he KNOWS that is his name.
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DYMOND
hey there
Nefertiti, edges kinky. says:
Whats for dinner folks?
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tacos
yes, again! them Dorito flavored shells is goodt!
Heeeey, OTB/Neffie, girl!
The one son and his wife & their “role playing”?
Guess I will be single longer than I thought. 
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Can I be honest!
That is how I see all YT women with a black man!
Anything goes
Don’t let that Evelyn relationship fool you. That nigga is a thot, he didn’t discriminate when he was on top of his game. Had all kinds of basics in Bebe on shopping sprees
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*hands straight up like you popo* I was like but Evelyn is like a master Thot.. trophy? But i didnt.
Chad has always been equal opportunity bout his hoes.
That roll playing made me mad. But ok, was she ok with what he did, or does she think he never answered her and just started to screw!? I don’t like the wife. At all.
no, apparently carvel only sells it in the summertime because they are evil and they like to play with ppl emotions
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Not because they won big, but the Colts still didn’t show up to play a championship game.
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I saw it as an Any Given Sunday type game really. The colts havent looked like that this season. That wasnt their game..thats facts sure enough
They LOST!
That still dont change the stats and facts that the Patriots led by Belli is foul. Thats why ppl up in arms. They aint new to the controversy. These fools is the George Zimmermans of the NFL. The U in the 80s… the police in America right now.
All eyes on em.
why would they purposely deflate the footballs? this isn’t the patriots first time playing in the cold/rain. This isn’t the first time he has had interceptions, and defenses have touched home teams footballs. Why is it now that they smashed the colts he cheated. Where were these deflated footballs during that undefeated season that they lost? Gimmie a break smh
Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:
That roll playing made me mad. But ok, was she ok with what he did, or does she think he never answered her and just started to screw!? I don’t like the wife. At all
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I think they are into some serious freaky chit. Like high class sex clubs and stuff because of how it played out i think she KNOWS her husband was dealing with the deputy mayor.
KDub says:
Shuddup Dubb.
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Okay. She was born in 1981 and LOOK 39.
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You killing me right now
How ol’ is Crystal?
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Born in 1981 makes her 39.
by KDub on Jan 22, 2015 at 12:47 pm
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Using what kind of math?
The U in the 80’s was the shyt. I saw both the things on them that ESPN put out. People were hatin on the U! ….they were doing the most though. Too bad they can’t make a comeback. Sigh.
Chad is a coon
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but he seems like so much funnnnnn!
I don’t need to ever meet him because he entertains me and I would be pregnant in the neck like Crystal.
Recap (short):
Its Throwbyke Thursday.
This post is about Chad and his 9th BM Crystal. Who look errybit of 42. But the rings in her neck say 60. Her medical records say 1981.
Downstairs Halle was looking diabetic and 48. Oh wait. She really is.
Downstairs below THAT, was Mimi who was celebrating her 50th birthday.
Had posts that I missed on FLOTUS and “Bring It” and Ms. Diana and all 61 of her teeth.
Yall homeboy with the log in is lurking, so I am striving to be actually BE chit. Its kinda not working out. I yam who I yam
Sandra may or may not have a ghostwriter.
Short recap brung to yall on today the 22nd of January tew thousand and fifteenth.
skrimps says:
why would they purposely deflate the footballs? this isn’t the patriots first time playing in the cold/rain. This isn’t the first time he has had interceptions, and defenses have touched home teams footballs. Why is it now that they smashed the colts he cheated. Where were these deflated footballs during that undefeated season that they lost? Gimmie a break smh
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This sounds too much like right for folks to understand. The Colts are and always will be choke artists which is why I refuse to root for them. They wouldve lost REGARDLESS. Their own players have said this. Their game was horrible on Sunday…period.
Also I watched Blackish…
I Wasnt too fond of the MIL vs Beau storyline. *wrankled nose* IDK. Just rubbed me the wrong way. Might need to rewatch. It was possed to be funny but i wasnt laughing. I thought the caricuture of a MIL was just tired although I love jennifer Lewis..it wasnt her acting at all! IDK. Cant put my hand on it.
But Tracee wrinkling her nose when she said she raised her a fine husband 
why would they purposely deflate the footballs? this isn’t the patriots first time playing in the cold/rain. This isn’t the first time he has had interceptions, and defenses have touched home teams footballs. Why is it now that they smashed the colts he cheated. Where were these deflated footballs during that undefeated season that they lost? Gimmie a break smh
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I just think this is a lot for NFL football. They have championship rings already I don’t know who to believe
@ Dub… Nevermind you said she looks 39!!
Hello Roses!
How ol’ is Crystal?
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Born in 1981 makes her 39.
by KDub on Jan 22, 2015 at 12:47 pm
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Using what kind of math?
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Rose garden Math, English and History are different. Please refer to your welcome packet on this. Lol
um, dese jokes
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its supposed to snow today, Nan. whatchu expect
Using what kind of math?
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the kind back when me and her was growing up. Using an abacus.
Using what kind of math?
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Blog math…
And blog
encourage us to read all the comments..
Rose garden Math, English and History are different. Please refer to your welcome packet on this. Lol
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LMMFAOOOO its like five to six comments getting that together real fast.
User Friendly says:
*visuals of Shanice’s I love your smile video*
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this video always used to come on back to back with Kiss Me and I’ll Kiss you back by Digital Underground. used to love those two songs.
I always wondered who was ordering those videos back in the day because it stayed on 24/7
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Yep on the Box
#80sbabies
Time- You will NOT slander my Seahawks. Won’t let you.
Me and Crystal are classmates. That bish better stop tambout some 1981. She was born in 1976-1977 along with the rest of the c/o ’95. She look good for her age.
Can I be honest!
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PLEASE.
We def had some interesting convos about it..and that sentiment of yours is shared by many. Is that what the men mean by better attitudes??
SN: I love the Smollett boy.
One time for large families. 
the Pats can be champs AND cheat at the same time though
should be banned from Postseason play for a season or so..
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Bubba, ION really care though
I’m still holding on for dear life to SB #XX
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Awww SON
@Otb
@dubb you can’t pretend to be shyt on the blog. We all ain’t shyt. Period. That’s what we do here. Save the nice we can be shyt attitude for the house. Lmao.
Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:
How ol’ is Crystal?
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Born in 1981 makes her 39.
by KDub on Jan 22, 2015 at 12:47 pm
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Using what kind of math?
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Rose garden Math, English and History are different. Please refer to your welcome packet on this. Lol
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Yall MFers type so fast. By the time I log in and post it’s 30 more comments. By the way….I wasn’t privileged to a welcome package.
Damn you
Thanks for the recap Dubb. I lubs you.
Listen
adding up 
thangs round here 
Lemme find out you tryin to Bee Top Road Scholwer
This sounds too much like right for folks to understand.
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I dont care for that font so maybe you can help me underatand. WHat does the colts being choke artists have to do with rules/equipment violations of another team? Bc the Pats have won before that some how puts them above challenges? Also they have won amidst rampant rumors.
Its like the city finally went down to check out that house everybody been comaplaining about.
I dont think ppl seriously want the colts to take the pats spot in the super bowl. 
the Pats can be champs AND cheat at the same time though
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NO
*slaps it down* they said no.
KDub says:
Using what kind of math?
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the kind back when me and her was growing up. Using an abacus
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By the way….I wasn’t privileged to a welcome package.
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but like A.J. said, tell the garden what you want it to know
(it may be used against you later… but go on…
)
lovezoe says:
Time- You will NOT slander my Seahawks. Won’t let you.
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^^^^^^ THIS!!! Go, Seahawks!!!! :woot:
I wasn’t privileged to a welcome package.
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Them’s reserved for the folks that send SR ah certified check for $4.99
THAT’s how we get our new emoticons
Joshing yew agane
Ma’am THIS IS AH BUSINESS
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Uhhh I know.. I keep it afloat with my purchases so i will speak on it.. and i would like for the teams to play fair or give my sorry ass QB some deflated balls.
NCAA does that. Thats business. Its teaching an org a lesson like they do frats and sors. You apply the penalty on the upcoming season.
Yall MFers type so fast. By the time I log in and post it’s 30 more comments. By the way….I wasn’t privileged to a welcome package.
Damn you
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They jes gon’ axe yew if’n ya like to eat booty (meat).
@Listen you did not receive a packet? These people are so rude. Let me help you:
*Do you wash the inside of your butt at night?
*Have you ever had pink eye?
*How did you get it?
*You a womenz or a menz?
*Top or bottom?
*You have kids?
*A stalker bf/gf
* Have you ever picked up a man or woman at Wal-Mart, just to have them steal your adt sign?
*Are you any of the following:
Fat, ugly, single, uneducated, or anything else mean. If not you can not be here seeing has how us Roses are always one of these things. *rolls eyes*
Is it time to go home yet? What’s for lunch? I decided I’m skipping… Had Ackee and salt fish with green banana and dumplings for breakfast…… Don’t judge me.. ummmkayyyy
NO
*slaps it down* they said no.
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BOL!
WHAT is wrong w/you today?
Hey Pearly
Me and Crystal are classmates. That bish better stop tambout some 1981. She was born in 1976-1977 along with the rest of the c/o ’95. She look good for her age.
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doesn’t talk to strangers
so what you are saying emoticon updates are made possible, by the generous donations from roses like yew lol
You a womenz or a menz
^^^^^^^^^^^
I dont know WHY the hell this tickles me to damn death
BOL!
WHAT is wrong w/you today?
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BOL!!!
Tired and ornery 
Nefertiti, edges kinky. says:
Using what kind of math?
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Blog math…
And blog
encourage us to read all the comments..
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And this is why I LOVE the Rose Garden! Bishes be attacking you from every angle. Damn what happen to one on one? The Garden always has to double team people. I will not be the FutureDOC of this blog today!
These people are so rude.
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so i will speak on it..
<—librarian face 
JUST FOR THAT I’an reed thee rest of your statement
@listen please note the following:
*we don’t forget shyt.
*we will bring shyt up all the time just to laugh
*we ain’t never shyt. Ever. Unless it’s about kids or pregnant people.
*don’t make fun of the friends of the blog.
CTFUUUU!!!!!
What’s for lunch?
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leftover enchiladas from yesterday’s lunch.
arriba! arriba! my black ass turning Mexican. Andale’! Andale’!
I will not be the FutureDOC of this blog today!
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Tell the Blog what you want on the mainline
That always works..
DTTS!!! :hugs:
I will not be the FutureDOC of this blog today!
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If you don’t wash the inside of your booty meat you will.
JUST FOR THAT I’an reed thee rest of your statement
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I wasn’t privileged to a welcome package.
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Messing round with all these fertile azz heffas…we had to keep throwing baby showers. We in turn, ran out of money to print down at the public library. So they way our printing fund is set up…we got an abbreviated e-welcome package now. Apologies and chit.
Unless it’s about kids or pregnant people.
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so you just gonna tell this bold face lie right IN a post about a pregnant lady and some kids?
leftover enchiladas from yesterday’s lunch.
arriba! arriba! my black ass turning Mexican. Andale’! Andale’!
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Sounds good. I swear I’m hungry. This cannot be my life!!!
Just called a company to speak with a certain person (who I asked for by name) to get info on a lift…
this cheese head AXED ME “DO YOU KNOW What the call is regarding?”
I said “Are you asking me do I know what I am calling Jaret about?”
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Bubba,
*checks the Who Ain’t Paid List*
SR STILL waiting on your certified check too!
Tell the Blog what you want on the mainline
That always works..
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*waves church fan and hums* call Him up and ttellHim what you want….
Tired and ornery
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CTFUUUU!!!!!
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Unhhhhh <– like mAster P.
(i also bought carnations ? )
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I see you getting your Sara be free on
*cues that Nicki Feeling myself* 
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
Listen
adding up 
thangs round here 
Lemme find out you tryin to Bee Top Road Scholwer
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if a man can stick a whole finger + rag in they booty. that aint the only thing going in there lol
so you just gonna tell this bold face lie right IN a post about a pregnant lady and some kids?
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:crying1:
Unless it’s about kids or pregnant people.
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so you just gonna tell this bold face lie right IN a post about a pregnant lady and some kids?
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Im talking about roses who are pregnant and kids of the roses. Not this foolishness up top.
That always works..
Roses with elementary school aged kids, can I ask if this sounds odd to y’all? So I work as a behavioral tutor for special needs kids. One of my kiddos, (he’s sooo sweet), I pick up from school. So with the exception of the first time I went in with his father to get on the approved pick up list, every time I go there, it seems like there is zero security, like I just walk in, say “I’m here to pick up ____”, and they say “ok! We’ll call down to his classroom!” Like…no id check, no sign in, nothing. I could be anybody. I mean I know his teacher wouldn’t release him to me if she didn’t know me (she walks him up to the front desk) but don’t you think that’s a bit lax for an elementary school? I don’t have any kids of my own so I don’t know what’s normal
Fat, ugly, single, uneducated, or anything else mean.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I am every woman.
You forgot bitter, lonely, and unemployed. I know you SED anything else sis, but those normally come first
“DO YOU KNOW What the call is regarding?”
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LMFAAOOO Fukking ee-jot. I feel like that today.
Folk just be slow.
I need to renew my e-pass when im feeling like this.
That is how I see all YT women with a black man!
Anything goes ?
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“DO YOU KNOW What the call is regarding?”
I said “Are you asking me do I know what I am calling Jaret about?”
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Fat, ugly, single, uneducated, or anything else mean.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I am every woman.
You forgot bitter, lonely, and unemployed. I know you SED anything else sis, but those normally come first
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Right. My fault. Add old to the list. And I’m not sure if they mean blog old or old in real life.
Not.
VDot!
you know i thought about your dumb self when i was looking at the flowers!
“let me get 3 of your finest carnations”
(she walks him up to the front desk)
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She’s verifying its you tho right.. the parents prolly communicate behind the scenes with her..
None of my kids school ask me for ID unless I am going in to the school as in class, lunch, etc.
. Who look errybit of 42. But the rings in her neck say 60. Her medical records say 1981. ?
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skrimps says:
if a man can stick a whole finger + rag in they booty. that aint the only thing going in there lol
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this is like the dude that told me he don’t :jack: because he doesn’t want “man hands” on his stuff. he said it was gay. no, nigga you just need a paraffin treatment for them hard ass hands.
skrimps says:
if a man can stick a whole finger + rag in they booty. that aint the only thing going in there lol
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MIL vs Beau storyline.
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Was this a repeat? Didn’t watch last night but I swear I saw this episode.
so efficient… so dumb
Folk just be slow.
Fat, ugly, single, uneducated, or anything else mean.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I am every woman.
You forgot bitter, lonely, and unemployed. I know you SED anything else sis, but those normally come first
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I always want to add bald head to the list as well not sure why
don’t you think that’s a bit lax for an elementary school?
SIGN in lady! 
And they got this system where you gotta take a PIC and it print you out a name badge. Scared my lil 65 yo mama to DEATH. Chit she just wanna eat Subway sammiches in the cafeteria with her grand baby.
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YES. Cause Dub10 school is like Fort damn KNOX. My MAMA went to the school to eat lunch with her before the holidays, and Dub10 broke the line and went running up to her. :2dance: My mama said the security guard, by the time she turned around was up on her like
LuvLife
(in hour industry lol)
I love love love cutting up the dumb chick answering the phone.
They ain’t used to us calling
If a man answers I state my name, and co etc.
Not for a chick though, SINCE SHE assuming I’m calling for my health or some ish
then dude got annoyed… I WAS JUST TRYING TO SEE If it was something I could help you with.
Damn what happen to one on one?
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Lemme address this..
Attack is not the word to use. But the blog has to refresh right and if we’re commentn on the comments it will seem like everyone is saying the same thing “@” you but I promise ya we’on care to tough to be cliquing up. Just passing the time. Funny is the goal. 
Was this a repeat? Didn’t watch last night but I swear I saw this episode.
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Couldve been. I was playing catch up.
V
Yes BlackISH WAS A REPEAT ALREADY!
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*snort* Not for a chick though, SINCE SHE assuming I’m calling for my health or some ish
(she walks him up to the front desk)
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She’s verifying its you tho right.. the parents prolly communicate behind the scenes with her..
None of my kids school ask me for ID unless I am going in to the school as in class, lunch, etc.
@Nef
That’s true I just thought it was odd how easily the front desk woman agreed to call down for me. I mean at this point she knows me but at the very beginning I could have been anyone. Hell, she would call down and be like “SOMEONE’S here to pick up ___”. Not even a name tho??
We still in here… what yall talking bout? I’m sew bored
don’t you think that’s a bit lax for an elementary school?
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there was a case on it—Scotty Baker. ever since then ppl are supposed to show ID to pick up kids.
Clayton- our school is small. They know me and hubby. So no I don’t have to show I’d anymore.
Ms. Diana and all 61 of her teeth.
&
Rose garden Math, English and History are different. Please refer to your welcome packet on this. Lol
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Fat, ugly, single, uneducated, or anything else mean.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I am every woman.
You forgot bitter, lonely, and unemployed. I know you SED anything else sis, but those normally come first
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I always want to add bald head to the list as well not sure why
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And edgeless.
wash the crack/rinse, wash the crack again scrubbing a lil more around the sphincter and rinsing again yes. lathering a towel then pushing through a supposed tight, virgin anus with ease, iono bout that jack.
Dubb whats the birthday gal’s dinner plans?
And they got this system where you gotta take a PIC and it print you out a name badge.
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seems right to me… we got that here, and aint nothing but a bunch of under-achieving grown folk up in here… couldn’t GIVE one of em away…
That’s slack to me and beyond careless. Lucky my child Dieu go there
Nancy Drew Sees You!
says:
By the way….I wasn’t privileged to a welcome package.
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careful what you ask for
but like A.J. said, tell the garden what you want it to know
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*puts on my thinking/listening/scalp oiler cap from the dollar store*
_/ here hun…dont leave out the good stuff
Speaking of dinner plans, did you ever take your Dad to dinner Dubb?
this is like the dude that told me he don’t :jack: because he doesn’t want “man hands” on his stuff.
*****
I had a real live discussion with a guy about why he thought it was gay to cum on his own stomach while :jack: Nigga was perplexed as to why I even thought it was an option.
We still in here… what yall talking bout?
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I am about to talk about one of our edgeless Roses since @Nakeya brung it up.
Bish has the hairline of 80’s version of Peabo Bryson. He finally started rocking a baldie but in 1985? His hairline was running away from his forehead.
Like her edges are running away from her ears.
Tragedy.
So you kind of asked for a welcome packet and you did not even answer the Damn questions!!!
That’s true I just thought it was odd how easily the front desk woman agreed to call down for me. I mean at this point she knows me but at the very beginning I could have been anyone. Hell, she would call down and be like “SOMEONE’S here to pick up ___”. Not even a name tho??
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It is odd.. see these other stories. I guess they feel a bit more comfortable with you. I feel if you went beyond the front they would be looking for some explanation, but at dismissal
Especially if its in his plan that you pick him up. Parents would notify her when its different; not everyday that its the same.
“let me get 3 of your finest carnations”
Damn what happen to one on one?
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Let me guess, you’re lite skin-ded?
skrimps says:
if a man can stick a whole finger + rag in they booty. that aint the only thing going in there lol
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EYE see I ain’t de onliest one reading up on the booty meat cleaning post!
*puts on my thinking/listening/scalp oiler cap from the dollar store*
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well don’t forget your bonnet, blog logic says that means you give good head.
Speaking of dinner plans, did you ever take your Dad to dinner Dubb?
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Nope. He never answered his phone. He pissed my sister the entire hell off this morning. That doc appointment he REFUSED to go to last week? Resked for today. And he wasnt ready when she got there. Hope he makes it home okay and she dont drop him off to “pick up his prescriptions” and leaves him at the Wal-Mart. It HAS happened.
above challenges? Also they have won amidst rampant rumors.
I dont think ppl seriously want the colts to take the pats spot in the super bowl. 
Its like the city finally went down to check out that house everybody been comaplaining about.
…………………….
Well I live in Indianapolis and these mofos here feel like the Colts deserve to be in the Super Bowl because the Pats allegedly cheated. Almost every one of my Facebook friends are on this. And if they cheated they SHOULD be punished, no doubt about that. But the Colts wouldn’t have won either way and these folks keep acting like they lost because of the balls, not because they have a tendency to choke in the post season
(I know I’m late I thought I hit enter forever ago)
Let me guess, you’re lite skin-ded?
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LMMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Bish has the hairline of 80’s version of Peabo Bryson. He finally started rocking a baldie but in 1985? His hairline was running away from his forehead.
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Gosh I hate/love you
It just kind of stunned me how easily I got in the school, especially when I first started and they didn’t know or recognize me. I remember I visited my own high school a while back and they made me go to the office and get a visitor’s pass – and I had just graduated a couple years prior! I don’t know if this lady I’m dealing with is just lazy or what, but I don’t think its right.
and she dont drop him off to “pick up his prescriptions” and leaves him at the Wal-Mart. It HAS happened.
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wow…
Hope he makes it home okay and she dont drop him off to “pick up his prescriptions” and leaves him at the Wal-Mart. It HAS happened.
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I am about to talk about one of our edgeless Roses since @Nakeya brung it up.
Bish has the hairline of 80’s version of Peabo Bryson. He finally started rocking a baldie but in 1985? His hairline was running away from his forehead.
Like her edges are running away from her ears.
Tragedy.
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Who that be
Let me guess, you’re lite skin-ded?
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
WHY? :crying1:
Well I live in Indianapolis and these mofos here feel like the Colts deserve to be in the Super Bowl because the Pats allegedly cheated.
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Ahhhh ok that makes perfect sense.
You in the hometeam area. 
Well I hope thats confined to the north. 
I havent been reading that though. I see forums just want the Pats to be level. Thats it.
if a man can stick a whole finger + rag in they booty. that aint the only thing going in there lol
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What happened? You enjoyed thoroughly washing a ltitle too much? It was on and finger popping when you relaxed a little?
Tell V. I won’t judge 
VDot says:
That is how I see all YT women with a black man!
Bish be eating sh1t out the chute 
Anything goes ?
******
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VDot, you said Doc’s wife is a sprite?
I don’t know if this lady I’m dealing with is just lazy or what, but I don’t think its right.
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Ok.. well why dont you say something to the parents?
(I know I’m late I thought I hit enter forever ago)
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MY Text be like that sometimes
So you kind of asked for a welcome packet and you did not even answer the Damn questions!!!
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I never got one either… but I’ve been spilling the beans tho
So you kind of asked for a welcome packet and you did not even answer the Damn questions!!!
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drop him off to “pick up his prescriptions” and leaves him at the Wal-Mart
*giggles*
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Who that be
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I’m thinking it the one who was singing the gospel song….but It was….not right
Well I live in Indianapolis and these mofos here feel like the Colts deserve to be in the Super Bowl because the Pats allegedly cheated
really? this is funny to me, I can just see them mad as hell too
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PEARL
Doc was like we PRE MED
UBISHU so if’n she aint white she AT LEAST lite-skinneddded™
:crying1: …
I had a real live discussion with a guy about why he thought it was gay to cum on his own stomach while :jack:
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its not gay, but I can see why a man would think its gross. especially if theyre a skeeter. mess around and give your own self pink eye.
sometimes I wonder if ppl even know what gay means
just bc you don’t like it doesn’t mean its gay.
*Do you wash the inside of your butt at night? Inside the crack yes; but NO I do not stick a rag with my finger in my butt.
*Have you ever had pink eye? No
*How did you get it? No
*You a womenz or a menz? Womenz
*Top or bottom? Top
*You have kids? Two
*A stalker bf/gf Married
* Have you ever picked up a man or woman at Wal-Mart, just to have them steal your adt sign? No
*Are you any of the following:
Fat, ugly, single, uneducated, or anything else mean. If not you can not be here seeing has how us Roses are always one of these things. *rolls eyes*
@Vanna please refer to my previous post. And answer the questions.
VDot, you said Doc’s wife is a sprite?
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My dad is an unapologetic azzhole. Like, he TRULY doesn’t care. And dont piss HIM off. He REALLY not gonna have no fuggs available. And my sister is JUST like him. They get together and its like WWIII out this bish.
+ 
I am honestly shocked NEITHER ONE OF THEM have called my phone. They been together since ~ 10 a.m. But it scares me cause if I AM not getting calls about the other persons BS…my mother might be. 
I had a real live discussion with a guy about why he thought it was gay to cum on his own stomach while :jack: Nigga was perplexed as to why I even thought it was an option.
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What kind of fukk shyt?!
VDot, you said Doc’s wife is a sprite? ?
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VDot says:
Damn what happen to one on one?
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Let me guess, you’re lite skin-ded
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H3LL Nawl!
Roses,
I’m at work and I called a client regarding her account. I was all polite and said yes, I just spoke with your doorter at the other number on your acct. She got all hostile, “how did you get my doorter’s number” and “why did you call her” blah, blah, blah….turning 5 min call into waste of my time. I explained when you do business with major creditors they can and will get every phone number ever associated with your name and try to reach you. Then, she asked a bunch of other question. When I brought the convo back to the nature of my call, this bish gone say you need to hurry I have to go now. Oh really?
non housebroken ass
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this is easy to do
on the school issue. I use to have joint custody with my c/m and she could pic him up anytime. once I gained full custody, I alerted the school asap to change the pickup list, and take her off. Nobody is on the list but me, unless I call and confirm with office staff on the day of an alternate pick-up.
skrimps says:
wash the crack/rinse, wash the crack again scrubbing a lil more around the sphincter and rinsing again yes. lathering a towel then pushing through a supposed tight, virgin anus with ease, iono bout that jack.
started out as a warsh cloth and now it’s a towel!!! skrimps is traumatized!!!! 
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Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:
So you kind of asked for a welcome packet and you did not even answer the Damn questions
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Answered in 289.
Donte has a beautiful brown family
I bet they cayute.
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Awe.
Doc was like we PRE MED
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I hollered when he said that. And that’s also when I knew he couldn’t ever be my doctor
Donte
just bc you don’t like it doesn’t mean its gay.
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Thanks @listen.
* Have you ever picked up a man or woman at Wal-Mart, just to have them steal your adt sign
who added this to the list? y’all crazy
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Ahhhh ok that makes perfect sense.
You in the hometeam area. 
Well I hope thats confined to the north. 
I havent been reading that though. I see forums just want the Pats to be level. Thats it.
………………………………..
I been arguing with these fools all week
They get together and its like WWIII out this bish
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:crying1:
:crying1:
I do not stick a rag with my finger in my butt.
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see that’s why I was trying to tip toe around it yesterday by saying “I wash my butt like I wash my ears in the shower” cuz I know everybody don’t go in there.
but here come Mrs. Take talmbout some pouring peroxide and a q-tip
hell, some ppl do enemas with coffee.
takes all kinds to make the world go round.
this is easy to do
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No it aint dymen.
This dog is artistic maybe..
*Are you any of the following:
Fat, ugly, single, uneducated, or anything else mean. If not you can not be here seeing has how us Roses are always one of these things. *rolls eyes*
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:crying1:
Why every time I crack up at something one of y’all said, the baby stops eating to laugh too. Smh.
lite skin-ded?
Kdub said Rang Around The Rosey last night!!!! :crying1: :crying1:
When I brought the convo back to the nature of my call, this bish gone say you need to hurry I have to go now. Oh really?
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I would have been questioning you too
calling these folks about personal shlt 
Are you a debt collector?
I mean I could tell the parents but they wouldn’t care/do anything about it, they’re kinda meh their damn selves lol. At this point the school knows me so if I brought it up they wouldn’t do anything
I just wanted to know if y’all thought it was weird or if I was just being paranoid
I hollered when he said that. And that’s also when I knew he couldn’t ever be my doctor
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I turnt my head away like PRE he said. Once he POST over to a med school imma look back at him.
this bish gone say you need to hurry I have to go now
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bless your
for having the patience for this 
i’m unable 
Then, she asked a bunch of other question. When I brought the convo back to the nature of my call, this bish gone say you need to hurry I have to go now. Oh really
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yes, really. if you mailed her the bill and called her doorter and she aint paid you yet then when you finna get the hint?
my brother’s bill collectors call me. I entertain they asses like wellllll if you calling me then you know you need to gone and charge this off cuz my name benett and im not in it.
don’t call me bout no money. I will see you when I see you.
Nefertiti, edges kinky. says:
PEARL
UBISHU so if’n she aint white she AT LEAST lite-skinneddded™
Doc was like we PRE MED
:crying1: …
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Damn, Nef. You say Doc got him a trophy Joan Clayton/Ranbow Johnson wife? Ya’ll really ain’t shyt ta-day!
This dog is artistic maybe..
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and a q-tip
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I once worked with an engineer who cleaned his toilet ..the parts you cant hardly get to.. ? With qtips.
I never trusted him. Too much anal in that. He fukked a pkg girl at the holiday porty so you kno he aint right. 
You can clean bebe privates with qtips real good.
Gets right in them cracks and crevices.
who added this to the list? y’all crazy
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Well we added it due to another Rose.
Nefertiti, edges kinky. says:
this is easy to do
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No it aint dymen.
This dog is artistic maybe..
I swear mine is ‘artistic’ also but she is very smaht…anyway, just associate a word like “POTTY” and use it when you take em outside, he/she will learn that word means to use the bathroom, also take em out and let em use the bathroom and immediately go back in (no playtime), dogs understand a lot more than we think…it’s a process though, repeat, repeat, repeat and make sure all the kids are involved…it won’t take long
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lmao
This dog is artistic maybe..
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hyperboleandahalf.blogspotDOTcom/2010/07/dog.html test to see if your dog is retahdid.
Why every time I crack up at something one of y’all said, the baby stops eating to laugh too. Smh.
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Keya, OUR baby
is alert, responsive, and advanced, TUH! 
) 
(and prob nosey like her mama….
Did EYE miss the question in 296?
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Hey boo
Dymond
We still talking about cleaning booty holes
Nancy Drew Sees You!
says:
VDot, you said Doc’s wife is a sprite?
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I beleee they’re speaking of DONTE
If you call MY child about MY business, regardless of age, we got isshas. Don’t do it. You call I hang right on up. If they had the money, they would call you. Not the other way around.
or if I was just being paranoid
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*inch fingers* Thats just my opinion tho. Some of the other parents feel differently.
The Pearl
Not traumatized lol
I once worked with an engineer who cleaned his toilet ..the parts you cant hardly get to.. ? With qtips.
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my son fren came over this weekend. I had to get on my knees to scrub all behind my toilet to get the piss smell out. I got my son trained (mostly!) but his friends……..*trails off*
well his mama do keep the kitty litter box in the kitchen next to the stove so…..
Do you wash the inside of your butt at night? -Inside the crack with lots of unscented soap and summers eve mixed.
*Are you any of the following:
*Have you ever had pink eye?- No
*How did you get it?- NA
*You a womenz or a menz? -Womenz
*Top or bottom? -Bottom
*You have kids? -No
*A stalker bf/gf-bf for over a year. Keep tellung that nig to stop calling me. Guess the puss was good
* Have you ever picked up a man or woman at Wal-Mart, just to have them steal your adt sign?- No
Fat, ugly, single, uneducated, or anything else mean.-single and mean ass hell.
I once worked with an engineer who cleaned his toilet ..the parts you cant hardly get to.. ? With qtips
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this dude keepin in practice for when CSI finally show up to his crib!
What I miss?
lovezoe says:
If you call MY child about MY business, regardless of age, we got isshas. Don’t do it. You call I hang right on up. If they had the money, they would call you. Not the other way around.
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pretty much
all that calling doesn’t make ppl get money in their pockets any quicker.
well his mama do keep the kitty litter box in the kitchen next to the stove so…..
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so this a real person?!!!
test to see if your dog is retahdid.
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bless your
for having the patience for this 
i’m unable 
WATTS this about?
VDot says:
Doc was like we PRE MED
Donte
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I hollered when he said that. And that’s also when I knew he couldn’t ever be my doctor
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But, why, V? Cuz you might need him to look at your very clean booty meat and he will automatically refuse?
well his mama do keep the kitty litter box in the kitchen next to the stove so…..
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I, Dymond, did not equate ‘artistic’ with ‘retahdid’
not I
lmao I swear mine is ‘artistic’ also but she is very smaht…anyway, just associate a word like “POTTY” and use it when you take em outside, he/she will learn that word means to use the bathroom, also take em out and let em use the bathroom and immediately go back in (no playtime), dogs understand a lot more than we think…it’s a process though, repeat, repeat, repeat and make sure all the kids are involved…it won’t take long
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Right.
Im working on it. I doing these things. He love my hallway tho 
I, Dymond, did not equate ‘artistic’ with ‘retahdid’ not I
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Dymen hates aritistics. Shame.
DTTS how ya doing hot stuff?
BUTTT
IF you sign on the dotted line you okay them to call whoever you listed 
But ok, was she ok with what he did,
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She was bout it!
She was in to it and asking questions
Dymond says:
DTTS how ya doing hot stuff?
VDot says:
When I brought the convo back to the nature of my call, this bish gone say you need to hurry I have to go now. Oh really?
calling these folks about personal shlt 
Are you a debt collector?
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I would have been questioning you too
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LOL, dang this is my job to call people and yes it is business…we prolly sound like debt collectors but we’re not.
User Friendly says:
lovezoe says:
If you call MY child about MY business, regardless of age, we got isshas. Don’t do it. You call I hang right on up. If they had the money, they would call you. Not the other way around.
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pretty much
all that calling doesn’t make ppl get money in their pockets any quicker.
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That’s why I posted it here for ya’ll mean clean booty azzes
The take away is that creditors you do business with have a way to get yo number, your ex-wife/husband’s grandma, cousin and every little kid with a phone associated with you. But, the person calling doesn’t know who these numbers belong to…we are just given a calling list. I’m just the worker bee. sheesh
All 4 of those little girls are Barbie Bates (her IG handle) so after this one she will have 5 girls and chad will still have 50-11 kids ????????