Most cheating men prefer to partake in sexual affairs with women who are in their immediate environment, such as friends or co-workers. So it is no surprise that a married man was caught cheating with a co-worker at work.
The randy couple was observed mating all over an insurance office in full view of bar patrons who live-tweeted the sex show on Twitter.com.
The lusty lovers apparently thought the dark tinted office windows would conceal their amorous activities from patrons in the bar across the street.
From the New York Post:
The wife of one of the workers caught having sex in a New Zealand office — in full view of a pub full of people — has cried “non-stop” since the romp became public.
The encounter between the two colleagues at Christchurch insurance company Marsh Ltd. was photographed and filmed by scores of people at the busy Carlton Bar, who then posted the images online.
Stuff.co.nz reported today the man was a manager at the company and was married with children. His devastated wife was no longer speaking to him and had been crying “non-stop,” a source said.
Neither the man nor the woman was at work today. Calls to their office lines were answered by colleagues and the man wasn’t answering his cellphone.
The woman has deleted her Facebook page.
A Marsh Ltd. spokesman said it was “an internal” matter and wouldn’t comment.
“Marsh is very disappointed by the conduct of two colleagues at our Christchurch premises,” company chief Grant Milne said in a statement.
“The inappropriate actions of those two individuals are not representative of the many professional colleagues we have at Marsh.”
Daaaaaaaaamn
The encounter between the two colleagues at Christchurch insurance company
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they were getting to know each other biblically
its divine intervention and stuff.
Christchurch insurance company Marsh Ltd. was photographed and filmed by scores of people at the busy Carlton Bar, who then posted the images online.
folks got to put they hands on those papers.
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Christchurch for some reason I cant trust an ins. co. with a name like this something just dont seem right about it. Folks out here need they car fixed. roof repaired all kinds of chit and yall justa fuggin on those papers
They was getting it IN.
Sorry for the wife.
Looks like they was going for some truffle butter
The lusty lovers apparently thought the dark tinted office windows would conceal their amorous activities from patrons in the bar across the street.
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I read this in the host from Cheaters voice
How dreadful for the wife.
Christchurch the name of the city.
The woman has deleted her Facebook page.
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I wonder what her status was? Single, married, divorced, just fuggin
User Friendly says:
connection sex
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see yall be making stuff up
whats connection sex? whats disconnected sex? when you don’t pay your bill and they cut you off?
stop making stuff up!

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Connection sex is all about the nonstop connection, soft gentle, looking into each other eyes, wrapping your arms around each other kissing the whole time, you wrappin your legs around him while he strokes long slow and deep, you looking at him asking does it feel good and him him moaning your name in your ear…connection sex
Those windows don’t look tinted
Well I guess when he told his wife he was working late it wasn’t technically a lie…he just left out that what he was working on was
a co worker. Poor wife, she can’t even deal with her husband cheating privately because the whole world knows.
That looks like some hot, passionate s.e.x
Welp, her cheating clause in the pre-nup was just proven without her having to hire someone. I say get thine coins and keep it moving.
said it was “an internal” matter and wouldn’t comment.
@ internal being in quotes
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lovezoe says:
How dreadful for the wife.
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I would not like seeing my man like this and if the kids are old enough they’ve seen it too
…..but when the spirit moves you
@Wut,
Nope…that was filed under:
“….and all other duties as assigned.”
Sigh lemme go byke to my desk… somebody answer my questions downstairs about eye contact
smashing.. do you do it??
I cannot be staring at you like Bernie Mack the whole time. Some folks say it connects your souls. Okay then. You better blink with me.
i vote
I wonder what her status was? Single, married, divorced, just fuggin

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It’s complicated
connection sex
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*passes you a cookie*
Christchurch the name of the city.
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Thanks for this @Dub I thought it was the name of the ins. co. Shouldnt a comma or some chit been inserted somewhere pacifically for slow azz folks like myself.
SMH.
People can’t even cheat in private anymore!
soft gentle, looking into each other eyes, wrapping your arms around each other kissing the whole time, you wrappin your legs around him while he strokes long slow and deep, you looking at him asking does it feel good and him him moaning your name in your ear…connection sex
The half nelson??? Hair pulling? Spanking? No?
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Where does the choking come in at?
Okay.
Connection sex is all about the nonstop connection, soft gentle, looking into each other eyes, wrapping your arms around each other kissing the whole time, you wrappin your legs around him while he strokes long slow and deep, you looking at him asking does it feel good and him him moaning your name in your ear…connection sex
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Dopamine
Our condo in KC has tint, but if you have the lights on at night, you can see everything. We almost got caught by the window washers one morning though. Thank goodness he doesn’t live on the top floor and we saw/heard those ropes.
I cannot be staring at you like Bernie Mack the whole time. Some folks say it connects your souls. Okay then. You better blink with me.
^^^^^
+1
@Southern,
Her status was “in a situation” Technically she ain’t lyin…….she in a situation, alright…..personally and professionally
Office
should be butt ass naked…the increased risk factor make the stakes even higher…when the boss comes back in…because he forgot his briefcase and catches you!!!
I feel bad for the wife but they had no phucks to give!
Blinds up; lets
Connection sex is all about the nonstop connection, soft gentle, looking into each other eyes, wrapping your arms around each other kissing the whole time, you wrappin your legs around him while he strokes long slow and deep, you looking at him asking does it feel good and him him moaning your name in your ear…connection sex
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you be having next level championship sex
:fistbump:
Connection sex
Ion think I had this kind of sex since the first time me and hubby
Now I needs to spanked, choked, put into a half Nelson… Who da fuqq makes love. That’s boring. I like for my hubby to look me in the eyes while he
though. That shyt is Hawt! 
Damn he was getting a nice lusty lay too!
Who da fuqq makes love
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I did one time. by mistake. ended up crying too.
KDub says:
I cannot be staring at you like Bernie Mack the whole time. Some folks say it connects your souls. Okay then. You better blink with me.
^^^^^
+1
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Drip some sweat in that nigga eye. He’ll blink for sure
Every sex session can’t be Wrestlemania
Smack it, Flip it, Rub it, Finger Four, Leg Drops, DDTs and chit!
Some times you just want a slow and intimate stroke
how stupid can u be… even so the office prob has cameras in it
Damn that’s fawked up
jeez
User Friendly says:
Who da fuqq makes love
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I did one time. by mistake. ended up crying too.
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You musta managed to connect. Souls intertwined and shyt.
Who da fuqq makes love
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I would love to after 3 sessions of hot sex on the platter
I might try to have connection sex while I’m in Cabo. Surprise my hubby with something new. He’d probably like that. He can be a simp sometimes. Lame.
Y’all better make love; anyone can Phuck him
You musta managed to connect. Souls intertwined and shyt.
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maaaaaan look. that’s why my doorter look so much like her daddy now. that dude infiltrated my vortess something terrible!
hmmmm, we had a high-level exec caught
in the parking lot w/one of the contractors. she was let go, and his company lost the contract 
Timer
Two Shay.
Candy Cane says:
I might try to have connection sex while I’m in Cabo. Surprise my hubby with something new. He’d probably like that. He can be a simp sometimes. Lame
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hold hands too
Who da fuqq makes love

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I did one time. by mistake. ended up crying too.
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Since Honey Dip and I don’t see each other on the regular, we make love the first time we see each other. Then we get to the biting, choking, spanking, etc.
Every sex session can’t be Wrestlemania

Smack it, Flip it, Rub it, Finger Four, Leg Drops, DDTs and chit!
Some times you just want a slow and intimate stroke
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
This is for SURE where the old saying of “different strokes for different folks” musta come from
I personally? Wanna be FUGGED. Show me how much you love me and pay my fawkin car note this month.
Not slow stroke me to damn DEATH.
dude infiltrated my vortess something terrible!

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Damn it! Time Jr a connection sex baby too than !
Folks used to fawk all the time at my old job. They’d go to the basement or the underground parking lot. I may or may not have let some nigga suck on my titties in the basement. Don’t judge me.
Connection sex…we did that for the first 10 minutes last Friday…then we fyucked. Fyucked every time since then too, no time to connect with anything but an orgasm.
hold hands too
^^^^^^^^
I hold hands to keep my damn balance while you got me squished betwix the dresser and the wall. Romantic aint it?
Nancy Drew Sees You!
says:
hmmmm, we had a high-level exec caught
in the parking lot w/one of the contractors. she was let go, and his company lost the contract 
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blue collar men tho
that’s my weakness 
Show me how much you love me and pay my fawkin car note this month.

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Ok … True!
Connection sex…we did that for the first 10 minutes last Friday…then we fyucked. Fyucked every time since then too, no time to connect with anything but an orgasm

^^^^^^^^^^^^
I have to agree with Dub… I wants to be fawed. Banged. That sensual shyt just ain’t me…
Who da fuqq makes love
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I did one time. by mistake. ended up crying too.
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:crying1: :crying1:
I might try to have connection sex while I’m in Cabo. Surprise my hubby with something new. He’d probably like that. He can be a simp sometimes. Lame
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I vote for the private hot tub
I personally? Wanna be FUGGED. Show me how much you love me and pay my fawkin car note this month.
Not slow stroke me to damn DEATH.
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I feel you tho. myyyyyyy nigga :fistbump:
This is for SURE where the old saying of “different strokes for different folks” musta come from
I personally? Wanna be FUGGED. Show me how much you love me and pay my fawkin car note this month.
Not slow stroke me to damn DEATH.
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@CandyCane,
Ain’t nobody in a position to judge you. That’s one of the good things about bein in the garden….this is a no judgment zone….do what works for you.
Not slow stroke me to damn DEATH.

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They found a condom in our parking lot the other week.
We all suspect the couple who be running round here making eyes at each other.
SHE MARRIED. Pure brang her husband to company functions. 
They couldn’t even pull the tape cause building got sold right before Christmas and the new building owners aint put their cameras in yet.
Every sex session can’t be Wrestlemania ?
Smack it, Flip it, Rub it, Finger Four, Leg Drops, DDTs and chit!
Some times you just want a slow and intimate stroke
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I agree with this. Is it the Cancer in me?
Mother Dragon
My nigga! You get like 5 minutes of “love” Then we commence to 
I may or may not have let some nigga suck on my titties in the basement.
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I thought Fiya said the girl who was giving 360s died?
I thought Fiya said the girl who was giving 360s died?
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welp, I just did!
Ain’t nobody in a position to judge you. That’s one of the good things about bein in the garden….this is a no judgment zone….do what works for yo
I judge. What we talking about 
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SOTHERNGRL says:
Connection sex is all about the nonstop connection, soft gentle, looking into each other eyes, wrapping your arms around each other kissing the whole time, you wrappin your legs around him while he strokes long slow and deep, you looking at him asking does it feel good and him him moaning your name in your ear…connection sex
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Dopamine
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Connection sex is (to me) the best way to stay connected to your mate. It is self-LESS sex. You want to know if what your doing feels good to him and vice versa. Whispering how much you love each other during and all. Buck wild sex is fun but sometimes you have to slow down and enjoy each moment each stroke. My children father and I had regular connection sex we were together for 11 years… Dopamine loooong gone. but you have got to WANT to have that between each other…
I’m lost. That went over my head.
I do not understand sprite women.
Co worker husband doen told her 1,000,000,000,000,000 times she is too skinny. Looks like a boy when she nekkid etc etc. They had a separation and he got with a woman with meat on her bones, co worker done called this girl all kind of names. I say to her but that is what he likes and he made it clear. He didn’t say she had to Obese but he want a little meat.
They get back together, she back in the gym twice a day
So He tells her that it is a deal breaker now, he love her and want her to look and feel (to him) healthy. She like NO. I know it is her body and she can do what she want; but she gonna lose her man cause she want to be a 0
did one time. by mistake. ended up crying too.
I didn’t like it, but was sooo good
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This shyt
Candy Cane says:
I’m lost. That went over my head.
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Afiya works in a shipyard. she said used to have a lady out there that would service the men but she got killed.
its a running blog jokey joke.
Is it the Cancer in me?
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The Cancer in Us; you know they say we sensitive and chit
:fistbump:
Whispering how much you love each other during and all
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I don’t need no whispering all the time. If you banging it right, I might be deaf in that ear and can’t fully hear with you trying to say.
:fistpump: wut. Its a time for all of it, but don’t leave that out of it
Time to Waste says:
Every sex session can’t be Wrestlemania
Smack it, Flip it, Rub it, Finger Four, Leg Drops, DDTs and chit!
Some times you just want a slow and intimate stroke
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Exactly TTW!
I CHALLENGE ALL THE PEOPLEZ ON HERE TO HAVE GOOD CONNECTION SEX WITH YOUR MATE TOMORROW MORNING! IT CAN BE INTENSE BUT KEEP CONNECTED THE WHOLE TIME AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
@San,
She was talmbout what works for her sexually. I was just sayin that she likes what she likes and to make no apologies for it.
Usually you ack right……I see you musta done got some can’t ack right from Dubb…..
Got it!
I hold hands to keep my damn balance while you got me squished betwix the dresser and the wall. Romantic aint it?
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CRINE. :crying1:
:crying1:

yall is SEW dumb 
see, this why my whole abdomin sore right now :crying1: i done laughed so hard the last couple days, i feel like i been in bootcamp
no wonder folk think yall unemployed
Looks like a boy when she nekkid etc etc.
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:crying1:
Time Waster is the hubby white too? maybe she don’t wanna be with his ass
nah, but she may have a eating/image disorder. he is supposed to work thru that with her as her hubby.
I may or may not have let some nigga suck on my titties in the basement.
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I thought Fiya said the girl who was giving 360s died?
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this not right Butter… :crying1:
If you banging it right, I might be deaf in that ear and can’t fully hear with you trying to say.
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boy just keep jookin and stop trying to chit chat
Wut,
I’m going to try it Sunday when we get to Cabo. I might even set up a room massage. Get some bubbly, skrawberries, and get our connection sex on.
ah, but she may have a eating/image disorder. he is supposed to work thru that with her as her hubby.
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Nigs ain’t shyt . Will say all kinds of dumb ish when they don’t want you.
I CHALLENGE ALL THE PEOPLEZ ON HERE TO HAVE GOOD CONNECTION SEX WITH YOUR MATE TOMORROW MORNING! IT CAN BE INTENSE BUT KEEP CONNECTED THE WHOLE TIME AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
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I have to do stuff like this on the weekend. It drains me more than having 8 orgasms in a good bang session. I’ll be asleep half the day trying to recover.
Hair Lova Formerly Known As Dark Ceaser says:
Whispering how much you love each other during and all
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I don’t need no whispering all the time. If you banging it right, I might be deaf in that ear and can’t fully hear with you trying to say.
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Not all the time…If you know me and read ANTY of my stories…you know I loves to get it in freak mode…but every now and then I like to slow it down…feel his skin…run my hands down the length of his back and feeeel his muscles flex as he strokes me. Watch his expressions as he moves. Softly suck his neck and ears, rub his head. Grip the top of his butt between my thigh with my legs and control the motion. Listening to the soft sounds of the wetness between us.. feeling his groin grind against my Klit… :whew: let me stop…
can you still have connected sex if you legally bline?
you steady being like HUH? WHAT?
boy just keep jookin and stop trying to chit chat
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I just be like “Yeah, yeah” head nodding and ish. Like shut the fugg up.
For some reason I don’t care about being caught getting it on. Shyt leave the blinds open
see, this why my whole abdomin sore right now :crying1: i done laughed so hard the last couple days, i feel like i been in bootcamp

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You ain’t gots to lie to us, Nan. You can tell us the real reason your abs are sore. You were riding it reverse cowgirl and Mr. was pulling your hair so hard you became the London Bridge?
Seaux question…..
What if your partner wasn’t servicing you right, and still couldn’t get it right aftah you schooled them. If everything else is right but the intimacy, would you stay? Like if it was boring, and you checked out, was over too quick, just wasn’t satisfying, would you stay?
Connection sex is (to me) the best way to stay connected to your mate. It is self-LESS sex. You want to know if what your doing feels good to him and vice versa. Whispering how much you love each other during and all. Buck wild sex is fun but sometimes you have to slow down and enjoy each moment each stroke. My children father and I had regular connection sex we were together for 11 years… Dopamine loooong gone. but you have got to WANT to have that between each other…
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I agree that it’s selfless acts, in the bed and outside of it, that keep a couple connected.
As for strictly sexual acts of selflessness to connect with your partner I :suck: regularly and without being asked. This morning before I went to the gym I woke him up at 4:30AM to start his day off right and send him off to work with a smile… Selfless City over here 
San!
hey hunty! 
I was just sayin that she likes what she likes and to make no apologies for it.
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Me neither. I been fawkin for damn near 25 years. I know what I like.
Remix to “Touch Me Tease Me” lyrics by Case:
(In my Mary Blige 90’s/early 2000’s sanging voice)
Choke me, please me, slap me, dont caress me.
:headphones:
Must have good sex or I don’t want it
Wut,
You done made me squeeze my legs tight reading that. Stop it. Lmao
can you still have connected sex if you legally bline?
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you been drinkin today too?

Listening to the soft sounds of the wetness between us.
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That sound of stirring mac and cheese. Y’all know that sound
Candy Cane says:
Wut,
Connection!
I’m going to try it Sunday when we get to Cabo. I might even set up a room massage. Get some bubbly, skrawberries, and get our connection sex on.
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:woot: YEEESSS! Use the strawberries and have him bite the end and use the juices to rub on his nipples and draw a line of juice down the center to his navel and sit the strawberry there. Use your tongue retrace where the berry has been every now and then look up at him during..grip the strawberry in your lips and come back up and kiss him with the strawberry and you share it…
Who da fuqq makes love
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I did one time. by mistake. ended up crying too.
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I remember this. Is this when it freaked you and the dude out
I might be deaf in that ear and can’t fully hear with you trying to say.
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lawd…
Yeah he a sprite.
I don’t get that vibe from her though
She said he has suggested her going to see someone and he would go with her.
I think he really want her just want her to be healthier.
She do look scary though and she short, and frail looking.
Some think she on D Rugs
do yall remember Cisco had a song that the first words were :
“do I have to grab you by your neck to make you listen to me?”
That sound of stirring mac and cheese. Y’all know that sound
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*Jumping up and Down* Yeassssssssssss
User Friendly says:
can you still have connected sex if you legally bline?
take that take that….take that!!!! 
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Immma…spank the shiat… you know what…
San,
I didn’t care who saw either. Take notes noise Bitches. 
Yes that’s how my first daughter got here. I had ceiling to floor windows in my old apartment. We used to stand in the window with the blinds open and
Buttercup says:
Listening to the soft sounds of the wetness between us.

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That sound of stirring mac and cheese. Y’all know that sound
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GOOODLAAAWWWD YEEEESSSS!
KDubb you gonna walk down the aisle to that
Who getting murried? 
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Are you tawkin to meh???
What if your partner wasn’t servicing you right, and still couldn’t get it right aftah you schooled them. If everything else is right but the intimacy, would you stay? Like if it was boring, and you checked out, was over too quick, just wasn’t satisfying, would you stay?
with some dude when I was 20. He was too good to be true. The sex was trash. He may or may not have been in his late 20s, and I felt like he was too old to be so wack.
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I’m in my late 20s and I feel like I’m too old for build-a-dudes. I was so
My final answer is no. That drives my Virgo insane.
You ain’t gots to lie to us, Nan. You can tell us the real reason your abs are sore.
AND
stirring mac & chees
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lawd
:crying1:
I remember this. Is this when it freaked you and the dude out
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yeah. we was like
why is this happening?
like an out of body experience and I did NOT appreciate it one bit!
That gushy stuff!
Eeewww why yall have to describe it
“we went upstairs and watched from the balcony, and everyone was cheering–especially when he dropped her on the floor–twice. everyone just lost it. they turned and faced the window and everyone was cheering and waving but they obviously couldn’t see us. it was pretty funny, a bit of a show for the night. everyone was pretty impressed with how long he lasted. he went for ages.”
then somebody said, “they didn’t look like a couple. it was way too passionate for that.”
the woman is recently engaged.
Candy Cane says:
San,
I didn’t care who saw either. Take notes noise Bitches. 
Yes that’s how my first daughter got here. I had ceiling to floor windows in my old apartment. We used to stand in the window with the blinds open and
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Ahhhhhhhh that sound wonderful…..
Like if it was boring, and you checked out, was over too quick, just wasn’t satisfying, would you stay?
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Hell naw. And I am changing my damn phone number and setting his azz up as Spam in my email addresses and I MIGHT MOVE if he dont get the hint. Aint nothing for us to talk about ever again in life. Take your bad dack and scram.
Mother Of Dragons, The Next Supreme (proud nerd) says:
Connection sex is (to me) the best way to stay connected to your mate. It is self-LESS sex. You want to know if what your doing feels good to him and vice versa. Whispering how much you love each other during and all. Buck wild sex is fun but sometimes you have to slow down and enjoy each moment each stroke. My children father and I had regular connection sex we were together for 11 years… Dopamine loooong gone. but you have got to WANT to have that between each other…
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I agree that it’s selfless acts, in the bed and outside of it, that keep a couple connected.
As for strictly sexual acts of selflessness to connect with your partner I :suck: regularly and without being asked. This morning before I went to the gym I woke him up at 4:30AM to start his day off right and send him off to work with a smile… Selfless City over here 
and early morning surprise sex/head is like a SURPRISE GIFT TO A MAN! They be like
is it my birthday? 
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YES I TOTALLY AGREE INSIDE AND OUTSIDE THE BED!
Sigh!
I cried during a couple of months after me and Mr. started having sex.
He see me crying and knew what it was.
He got ole swole and was talking crazy. “you’re crying cause you mine ” “You love me; your mouth won’t say it but your body just did” :eyeroll:
Is it the Cancer in me?
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The Cancer in Us; you know they say we sensitive and chit
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Well just what in the entire fugg happened with me?
Eeewww why yall have to describe it
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mac and cheese will never be the same now
I don’t know if I’d leave. But I’d stack on vibrators. Make him watch me while I do it. Show him what I like. But if dude is a provider, and a good man, I’m not throwing that away. Good menz is too hard to come by these days.
Hell naw. And I am changing my damn phone number and setting his azz up as Spam in my email addresses and I MIGHT MOVE if he dont get the hint. Aint nothing for us to talk about ever again in life. Take your bad dack and scram.
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Eeewww why yall have to describe it
You are such a lady, San.
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ol abusive ass R&B. KDubb you gonna walk down the aisle to that
i thought we covered this last week when dude from jagged edge slap-choked his girl cause yall said he wanted to sing lets get murried at the wedding and she was like
nah nig dont noboby wanna hear dat
can you hear me now?! 
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and he was all
I CHALLENGE ALL THE PEOPLEZ ON HERE TO HAVE GOOD CONNECTION SEX WITH YOUR MATE TOMORROW MORNING! IT CAN BE INTENSE BUT KEEP CONNECTED THE WHOLE TIME AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
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:wth: Am I supposed to do @Wut. Mister has to be to work at 4:00a.m. CST. He already know. You best to be quiet as hell and get the fugg on out of here.
Only time I’ve really cried during sex is when I do anal with my vibrator. That organ always brings rears to my eyes. I can’t explain it.
Now I have thanked a few menz afterwards. Thank you for services, have nice day! :wave:
Every sex session can’t be Wrestlemania ?

I be moving my head like
FOK OUT MY EAR WIT TO TONGUE BOI. STAWP watching them pornos and just put in work.
too.
other times we just smash … Last time the kids was at th door knocking all hard like


Smack it, Flip it, Rub it, Finger Four, Leg Drops, DDTs and chit!
Some times you just want a slow and intimate stroke
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But I don’t want nobody all in my ear all the time
We vortex
He was like YA BASTIDS get off he door so I can give YA mama DEEZ INCHASES
Now who up in heah talmbout bein bline and deaf in one ear? :think
Since some folks have lost their ack right, might as well join right in.
Seaux if a guy had cotton mouth, could he still spit game?
If a guy had a lazy eye, could he loom you in the eyes when conversing?
If a guy was broke, could he still pay attention to you?
These are just for fun……..just joshin
Hell naw. And I am changing my damn phone number and setting his azz up as Spam in my email addresses and I MIGHT MOVE if he dont get the hint. Aint nothing for us to talk about ever again in life. Take your bad dack and scram.
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will yall please stop askin her these questions?! :crying1:
Only time I’ve really cried during sex is when I do anal with my vibrator. That organ always brings rears to my eyes. I can’t explain it
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wait, what?

yall being mannish today. Man is missing it.
What if your partner wasn’t servicing you right, and still couldn’t get it right aftah you schooled them. If everything else is right but the intimacy, would you stay? Like if it was boring, and you checked out, was over too quick, just wasn’t satisfying, would you stay?


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Why do women struggle with this question so much?
GET A SIDE DUDE!
YEEESSS! Use the strawberries and have him bite the end and use the juices to rub on his nipples and draw a line of juice down the center to his navel and sit the strawberry there. Use your tongue retrace where the berry has been every now a
who sucking nipples???? And then ON TOP OF THA SCRAWBERRY JUICE OFF A NIGGA NIPPLES. You might as well stick YA finger in his booty hole.
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But I don’t want nobody all in my ear all the time
I be moving my head like
FOK OUT MY EAR WIT TO TONGUE BOI. STAWP watching them pornos and just put in work.
too.
other times we just smash … Last time the kids was at th door knocking all hard like


We vortex
He was like YA BASTIDS get off he door so I can give YA mama DEEZ INCHASES
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Only time I’ve really cried during sex is when I do anal with my vibrator. That organ always brings rears to my eyes. I can’t explain it
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wait, what?
yall being mannish today. Man is missing it.
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…wait a minute…

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My daughter came in my room this morning and looked at the bed and said mommy why your panties in the bed…. I’m like get your lil ass out my room
Mister has to be to work at 4:00a.m. CST. He already know. You best to be quiet as hell and get the fugg on out of here.
I’m so sorry
I aint KNOW. Nigga you done woke the baby up (Dub10) the other girl in there getting ready FOR SCHOOL and its 3:15 a.m. and I aint got the HEART to tell her it aint TIME yet…ST-ENTIRE-FU or YOUR azz gonna be HOMELESS.
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Why when the other one work a cray azz shift they be loud as fawk? Help me understand this here? my ex-husband TOOK a shift change just to make an extra few dollars an hour and when he started, used to wake up the WHOLE house. All cause HE had to be at work at some dumb hour. WENT IN on him ONE good time and he was
Lil Butter was talking to my aunt last week. He told her that my mom sleeps in the room with her when she visits (he has bunk beds), so Honey Dip will sleep in the bed with me (he normally falls asleep in Lil Butter’s room). And y’all know how kids tell everything. Lil Butter told my aunt that Honey Dip doesn’t sleep with a shirt on. So I tell Lil Butter to stop talking so much because I was
My aunt said, “He ain’t saying nothing bad [Butter], but that’s what you have a man for. When he get there, you better grip that pocketbook until he screams for mercy.”
YEEESSS! Use the strawberries and have him bite the end and use the juices to rub on his nipples and draw a line of juice down the center to his navel and sit the strawberry there. Use your tongue retrace where the berry has been every now a
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who sucking nipples???? And then ON TOP OF THA SCRAWBERRY JUICE OFF A NIGGA NIPPLES. You might as well stick YA finger in his booty hole.
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ayyy you aint ready for the love making o-lympics
yall already know I don’t play bout my groceries. not putting them in my hair and dam sure not putting them on nobody nipple NOR navel.
kids be like who et up all the fruits
room smelling like skrawberries and badussy?
I thinks NOT!
@Man,
For whom in the garden was this a struggle? A question was asked and roses answered, then kept it pushin. And not everyone belees in a side person. Some peepa practice monogamy. And I know our beliefs differ on that note, seaux we will agree to disagree and keep it kosher. :fistbump:
Omg Candy! I can’t
I don’t play with the boot hole tho
MsT
Don’t you have some supervising to do?!
But if dude is a provider, and a good man, I’m not throwing that away. Good menz is too hard to come by these days.
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My issue isn’t bad sex, sex is good. Just not that into him, don’t wanna bone and such. But he is a good dude for the most part.
I didn’t see that about the strawberries and the man
put that shyt on me!
User,
Its the best way to do anal. The vibrator will relax your kit while he goes in. You just be SEAUX relaxed. And when that orgasm comes, CHILE, it comes so hard. Sometimes I yell out. I can’t explain it.
the other girl in there getting ready FOR SCHOOL and its 3:15 a.m. and I aint got the HEART to tell her it aint TIME yet
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the other girl in there getting ready FOR SCHOOL and its 3:15 a.m. and I aint got the HEART to tell her it aint TIME yet…ST-ENTIRE-FU or YOUR azz gonna be HOMELESS.
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:crying1: had the whole house confused. dogs barking. roosters crowing. they don’t know what time it is
kids be like who et up all the fruits
room smelling like skrawberries and badussy?
I thinks NOT!
I don’t need to make Asiago cheese down there
just left over particles
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Yea Ummm… I don’t like fruit in my box
yall already know I don’t play bout my groceries. not putting them in my hair and dam sure not putting them on nobody nipple NOR navel.
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And I dont want my perfectly good fawking berries on MY nay-bel or nips either.
Nigga you owe me a pint of fuggin berries. You was PLAYING with the ones I had in there tryna have connection sex last night.
I need to unlearn some of the things I have read on today :sigh:
need one of them memory swipers like on Men in Black
@UNSHAKE
“For whom in the garden was this a struggle? A question was asked and roses answered, then kept it pushin. And not everyone belees in a side person. Some peepa practice monogamy. And I know our beliefs differ on that note, seaux we will agree to disagree and keep it kosher. ”
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I don’t know if it was in the garden or not, but I know women ask this question in one form or another ALL THE TIME. Like dayum. Get a side dude!
Get a side girl or a toy or something! Chit ain’t that complicated! 
“Some peepa practice monogamy.”
No, they don’t. Only in spurts… not for decades.
grip that pocketbook
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My daughter came in my room this morning and looked at the bed and said mommy why your panties in the bed…. I’m like get your lil ass out my room

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User,
we gone stay tight … Besties. No new friends no no no
Its the best way to do anal. The vibrator will relax your kit while he goes in. You just be SEAUX relaxed. And when that orgasm comes, CHILE, it comes so hard. Sometimes I yell out. I can’t explain it.
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I’m glad you like you. As for me.. Me and m booty hole
User,
Its the best way to do anal. The vibrator will relax your kit while he goes in. You just be SEAUX relaxed. And when that orgasm comes, CHILE, it comes so hard. Sometimes I yell out. I can’t explain it.
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Go on and try to explain it…
For some reason I don’t care about being caught getting it on. Shyt leave the blinds open ?
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grip that pocketbook


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Take me too Lord.
Nigga you owe me a pint of fuggin berries. You was PLAYING with the ones I had in there tryna have connection sex last night.
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:crying1: hoes in here making ambrosia salad on they poosay a. Got bacterial COOCHIE MENEGITIS
My daughter came in my room this morning and looked at the bed and said mommy why your panties in the bed…. I’m like get your lil ass out my room
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Lol
VDot says:
For some reason I don’t care about being caught getting it on. Shyt leave the blinds open ?
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my window faces somebody else’s window. its all fun and games in the heat of the moment but when you gotta carry your ass outside
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you gonna kill all the spark to your vortex?!

in here making ambrosia salad on they poosay a. Got bacterial COOCHIE MENEGITIS
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So, yall seen that toy where the dude attaches a dildo to his dyck so she can be double penetrated?
Yall liked that or nah?
Don’t be like VDot and act like you ain’t never had that done before either.
cuz we need it
One time I told DTTS called me crying BC her and her man were going through it and she needed some tips. I suggested a nice dinner and for desert wine and chocolate covered strawberries. I said feed each other. She said she wanted to do it big and so she made a whole porter house steak, taters, creams corn, sweet rolls and sweet tea and ate it off his chest while he watched. Said he fell asleep once she pulled out the peach cobbler ….they broke up right after that
we gone stay tight … Besties. No new friends no no no
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Take you so dam foolish
Ya’ll been cutting up all day without me
One time I told DTTS called me crying BC her and her man were going through it and she needed some tips. I suggested a nice dinner
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plus i cant anyway :crying1: cause i cant see the words :crying1: but i can see where its headed
My daughter came in my room this morning and looked at the bed and said mommy why your panties in the bed…. I’m like get your lil ass out my room
Nothing like when my sister caught my parents fukking one time. She called me (I was away at College at the time) crying her heart out. She was PISSED at bofa em. Wouldn’t speak to them for days 
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But these two. TRASH.
Oh my
As far as a sucking on a chest thing…I have OOOONNNE QUESTION…EXACTLY HOW MANY OF YOU WOMEN ACTUALLY ASKED YOUR MAN WHERE HE LIKES TO BE KISSED? OR DO YOU ASSUME? HAVE YOU EVEN TRIED KISSING YOUR MANS CHEST AND BITING HIS NIPPLES? YOU MAY BE SURPRISED TO KNOW YOUR MAN LIKES THAT JUST AS MUCH AS YOU KISSING HIS NECK! MY GUY LIKES ME KISSING HIS CHEST MANY OF THE MEN I HAVE BEEN WITH DID SO
YOU MAY BE SURPRISED BY JUST DOING THAT HE OPENS UP TO MORE OF THE THINS HE LIKES AND BED…AND HERE’S TEH CLINCHER…ACTUALLY LET YOU DO IT INSTEAD OF BEING EMBARRASSED AND GOING TO HIS SIDE PIECE TO GET IT
Ill let you think on it…
I always wondered how the cheating person gets caught and walked in on. I guess when you’re breathing all heavy and “doing” everything else
you don’t think rationally! It couldn’t be me though lawd! Technology is the devil I tell yah lol! 