Rapper 2 Chainz was named Chief Executive Officer of the struggling Atlanta Hawks franchise for a week.
This isn’t the first time that a major sports organization has utilized rappers to attract more urban sports fans into the arena.
2 Chainz’s official duties include hosting the March 27 “2 Chainz Night” festivities and designing colorful t-shirts that will serve as giveaways to urban fans who can name at least one of 2 Chainz’s rap songs.
2 Chainz, formerly of the rap duo Playaz Circle, will also distribute copies of his latest mixtape to his fans.
The Hawks dropped their last 3 games, including a 114-95 rout by the San Antonio Spurs on the Hawks’ home court on Sunday.
From SBnation.com:
Off the floor, Chainz will have a major in-arena presence as soon as the doors open at 6:00 p.m., as the first 5,000 fans to arrive will be given copies of his latest mixtape, “T.R.U. Jack City,” upon entering the building. Fans will also have the opportunity to purchase unique 2 Chainz-inspired Hawks gear from Hawks Shop inside the arena. Additionally, the “I’m Different” rapper will be featured in original Hawks productions to be aired in Philips Arena during the game.
Good for him
For a week? Thats cute
2 Chainz for Mayor of College Park
That’s a cute idea. I can’t wait to see the commercials. At least they got a tall guy for the CEO spots.
TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Aint nothing like a educated thug! They are almost mythical though. Like unicorns or leprechauns
Sandy, you need us to set up a gofundme?
Who watches Teen Mom. Gary is so BIG!!
Poor owner and GM must be steaming red now that these blacks done took over their franchise
I like 2 Chainz.
@Blanche,
From downstairs….you can lead a horse to watah, but can’t make ’em drank it. Basically they done said, “This my bizness….understand?” (in my Mista voice). Seaux what else can you do?
@Rose Garden,
If there was a guy you were interested in with whom you may or may not work in close proxity with, how might you handle that? Askin for a friend.
so this is less about his business acumen and more about filling empty seats
TRRRUUUUEE
I love me some Mr. Chainz.
Who watches Teen Mom. Gary is so BIG!!
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His fat self is always at the mall here…I think I told yall my “other” mom used to work with that fat SOB. She sat next to him in the break room everyday and never knew he was on TV til we all watched one day
Unshakable says:
@Rose Garden,
If there was a guy you were interested in with whom you may or may not work in close proxity with, how might you handle that? Askin for a friend.
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We had this discussion last week. I think the general concensus turned out to be enter at your own risk.
@Rose Garden,
If there was a guy you were interested in with whom you may or may not work in close proxity with, how might you handle that? Askin for a friend.
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I’ve had several work “situationships” Its not a good thing because if it doesnt work out, you still gotta see the sumabitch everyday. See him flirting with the next bitch. I say dont do it, but I do understand if you do. Work husbands are real.
Sucker Free Esq. says:
so this is less about his business acumen and more about filling empty seats
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It’s for play play. He ain’t really going to be the CEO.
@Stoner and Bird,
Thank you for the info.
@Stoner,
Or if said person is already caught up…..then the feeling of rejection is there too and you have to face that as well. Be lookin like this when they come around
Unshakable
It happen to me. I wasnt really caught up, but I missed the attention I was getting from the dude. Then there was the other situation where I messing with a dude who had a fiance. He put it on me so good EYE had to cut if off the first time. Cause I knew nothing good was going to come from that. Wasnt like he was gonna leave his fiance for me. Id rather keep him as a friend than be getting my feelings hurt. I knew what is was (Chris Brown voice)
Who watches Teen Mom. Gary is so BIG!!
Bentley is a mess. He was like it ain’t gonna be no fun in Nashville. I don’t wanna go 
Lost a tooth. I was like damn time flew.
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I seen the new episode this morning. Those original kids done grew UP.
Gary is huge. Cosign. I don’t like Amber is befriending the damn filming staff. In fact, thought that was discouraged?
Dubb- this season they are “breaking the fourth wall”. Acknowledging their being filmed. Ryan still a bum, all these years later.
Teen Mom is my ish… New episodes on?
Missy- Teen Moms OG.
Where is everybody?
Gary is huge. Cosign. I don’t like Amber is befriending the damn filming staff. In fact, thought that was discouraged?
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I think because the kids are so much older they are breaking the 4th wall to make it easier for them to film. From what I read its the same filming staff that it was previously so they probably already have a real relationship.
UnShake says:
@Rose Garden,
If there was a guy you were interested in with whom you may or may not work in close proxity with, how might you handle that? Askin for a friend.
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It could work…but as all said, you may have to deal with the repercussions if it goes awry.
I actually dated a guy that I worked with (he was in another department). We were platonic friend for 2years before we crossed the line. It has been my BESTEST relationship thus far…even with hubby (sad to say). We were engaged, but didn’t get married..(long story). However, we are still great friends (still platonic)….but will be honest, if Hubbs gets to ackin out the box (which I am not counting on), I’d jump back in that boat. but…ain’t shyt wrong in my house..so this is just a far-fetched fantasy.
B Stona Im here but ion watch teen mom or care bout no 2chaims or
His fat self is always at the mall here…I think I told yall my “other” mom used to work with that fat SOB. She sat next to him in the break room everyday and never knew he was on TV til we all watched one day
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Why? :wails:
I need to set my DVR. Gary fat self
Stayed getting beat up by Amber.
Did we already talk about Yandy being a bird and changing her last name legally to Harris but not getting married yet? Said she want to be a Harris see bad :crying1: Even Kimbella was like wait bish wait?
@Kam imma need that story!
@shake
Depends on how close you work together. Lilmissy deddy and I worked together but we were in college and it was just a job for college. Dating someone at an office where you plan to be there for a long time is pretty risky. Unless you are positive of yours and his intentions I wouldn’t do it.
I vote NO
@Kam
cause you got one foot out da doe and UEONO 
How Amber fresh outta jail in a Caddy?
Anybody in nyc want free screening passes to Home? It today at 6. Sorry i just found out.
In times square.
The website is loading very slowly @Stone.
Oh I see DTTS is in here. That explains it. There is a lot of weight on the server
Let me go back up to my desk and not work for the next 2 hours. Well work. But not over do it. They not about to drain me
Ryan’s girlfriend needs to chill
I’m not for the girlfriend talkin bad about the mammy especially in front of the kids. That behavior will get you chin checked.
@Taken –
Kam
cause you got one foot out da doe and UEONO 
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I’ll take that…but my Great Aunt said, you always need a Plan B and C…eve if you never have to put them in action!
MsTake
She was probably like:
You? You! You, did WATT? You! Changed your! last name? Does that, really count? Like, maybe? I should try that?
If Kimbella say u stupid then u know its bad
Have we talked about LHHNY
I think Amina is really pretty even with her lisp. I hope everything works out for her WITHOUT Peter
Yandy proves she a dressed up
every episode. You too good to go to the courthouse to make it legal, but you will change your name even though you arent Mendisease wife. She so ghetto for that. 
Cisco goes from woman to woman. Cyn rejects him and he goes right back to his baby mama begging. Just sad
Rich gave Jhonni Blaze the business. Everything he said was TRUUUUUUU! Nobody should take you out of yourself and act a fool like that. He introduced her to the bar owner and she still was throwing glasses. She bad for business. No self control. So I guess now she gotta find a new pimp….I mean manager.
Must be why she laid up with Rich Homie Quan now 
Laying in the bed making IG videos with this homothug. Just ratchet.
@missyJ – it’s a 4year story…but the Cliff Notes version…
He had never experience a “healthy and productive” relationship thus he manufactured sabatoge and drama for it to be “normal” for him…but I had told him when we were friends and getting to know each other that I wasn’t run of the mill or nothing like the ordinary….a phenomenal woman, indeed!
Take & Kam I thought the same thing but said lemme hush
Wut still at “lunch” with her coworker?
lawd she need a chaperone
Blanche Devereaux says:
Ryan’s girlfriend needs to chill I’m not for the girlfriend talkin bad about the mammy especially in front of the kids. That behavior will get you chin checked.
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him and Maci got back together but it never happened
Ryan always got a new hoe, i was
Hey y’all
They are working me
Is it too early for a recap?
@Kam ain’t nobody axin for cliffs notes
:computer: that novel them me and the roses ton make a hip hopera outta it :whistles: 
B Stonas wasnt Erica the same way? Maybe he like crazy girls but yall know that show is fake, rite?
SHUTCHER FAT FACE!!!!!!
*burps* 
@unshake people in close proximity should be flirted with so that they can be your work pet – you know take you to lunch, be your ride when your car is out, bring you lil snacks and gifts, do work you dont want to do, ish like that
@DTTS Kimbella is so stupid she would change her name to the wrong name. Her dude is Juelz Santana (I don’t know legal names) and she would be like “From. Now? On every one can? Call me. Kimbella Juelz
That bird was sleeping with Peter and she know he was still with his babymama I don’t care what she say. She just thought her musical talents and poonany was da bestest and would win her @1Wifey status. Well she got the ring and was still treated like a sidepiece. Even with a baby. How you have a break baby with your husband?
with all his teeth out his mouth. How you gassing this dude up like that?? WHY?? FOR WHY??? He that pretty to you?
Whoever said they wish the best for Amina
As for Yandy. I BEAN saying since she was on the show with Chrissy and Jim she was a THIRSTY THOT. Disguised as a business woman. Then the preview of the clip for next week she says she knew she loved him the first moment she laid eyes on him and he was like
@Mistaken
I watched last night, and hardly remember any of it…
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him and Maci got back together but it never happened
Ryan always got a new hoe, i was
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Always with someone new. It’s something about Maci’s attitude that just don’t sit right with me, but she is the most mature of ALL of them. Il
I wonder are they gone do the Teen Mom where the sister had her baby, but the other had an abortion.
Break Baby with your husband
@misttaken cause Yandy dont went toe to toe with a bunch of :chicken head: for that man and shes adamant that she wont be another baby mama but hey every drug boy need that chick to put their names on ish and help wash their money
lovezoe says:
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Ryan always got a new hoe, i was him and Maci got back together but it never happened
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Always with someone new. It’s something about Maci’s attitude that just don’t sit right with me, but she is the most mature of ALL of them. Il
I wonder are they gone do the Teen Mom where the sister had her baby, but the other had an abortion.
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Nah they cancelled them said they too boring. Plus that one keeps having twitter beef with Janelle and Janelle was calling in favors from MTV to get her off
Good for him. How much he getting paid.
maybe I can be CEO of the Lakers for a week. 
Well she got the ring and was still treated like a sidepiece. Even with a baby. How you have a break baby with your husband?
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I’m busy as hell but had to log in for this shyt
@ Taken
I bet your azz be cutting up in your sleep 
How much he getting paid?**
MisTaken: So thick
she make everybody else in the room so uncomfortable 
says:
@DTTS Kimbella is so stupid she would change her name to the wrong name. Her dude is Juelz Santana (I don’t know legal names) and she would be like “From. Now? On every one can? Call me. Kimbella Juelz
So how does Yappy justify being with somebody that sells heroin? Or she think its a conspiracy? Or do they just not talk about it?
Ive seen too many tragedies to be with a drug dealer
Mendisease is too feminine acting to me. His mannerisms are very girly. Yandy can’t see that. Is she legally bline?
I want Amina to win cause she seems to have a sweet spirit. I think Peter took advantage of that. I’m sure he told her a million times it was over with with Tara. I just hope she succeeds with out his sleazy ass.
shes adamant that she wont be another baby mama but hey every drug boy need that chick to put their names on ish and help wash their money
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sassyshe says:
@misttaken cause Yandy dont went toe to toe with a bunch of :chicken head: for that man and shes adamant that she wont be another baby mama but hey every drug boy need that chick to put their names on ish and help wash their money
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My very good friend lives this life. Been living it since she was 14. She tired of it now. But its hard to walk away from Nino Brown
Sugah
User Same here! He is worst than the ish under your shoe!
ain’t no way around that.
@Sugar EYE am just saying it baffles me *mind blown shocked baby faced hands*
YAS!!!
@PHRO I was amazed I recalled that much. It’s a talent. I don’t get a check for it. But when Dollaz read monkey twat meat for filth I was like
And yes I know it is scripted but Amina had a real baby out of a side piece marriage relationship. She is the worst for that. How you go on a show to further your career and end up leftover with a baby by an older cat that used to sang hook on Uptown Baby sprankled with some raps? And he still cheated on you with the woman he didn’t marry? Kill yo self.
Take, you’s a crazy azz person
I CANNOT read your comments at work 
you gonna get somebody (me) FIRED!!!! 
So how does Yappy justify being with somebody that sells heroin? Or she think its a conspiracy? Or do they just not talk about it?
Ive seen too many tragedies to be with a drug dealer
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She can just ask Phaedra how to justify living with a thug
missyJ – the usual shyt Knee-grows do…cheating, lying…but like I said, I ain’t the average or ordinary chick so the cheating ain’t the end all to be all for me, but the lying…I can’t take.
And B4 yall start jumping all over me and trying to put me in the support group with Gabrielle, Eudoxie and Karrueche…let me explain.
So get out the
I am by no means saying I condone cheating. However, I do believe that things can happen to every person on any given day (male or female)…depending on their state of mind at the time; All of which has no bearings on the relationship that you are in.
IF (and the IF is a big one) cheating occurs, I can forgive a random act, but if you a habitual, repeat offender,
…if you carrying on a-whole-nother “life” (even if you are still taking care my “home”) 
and I am 
I just have strong pet peeve or aversion to lying or liars. I hate when people try to play with my intelligence or make a decision for me, which to me is what lying is about. You lie because you feel the other person can not handle the truth. I’d rather have the truth and work thru it and find out you lied to me.
I’ll sit back and wait for the backlash from my comments. LOL
It may take me a minute to respond cos I am working on something, but I’ll try to respond.
My very good friend lives this life. Been living it since she was 14. She tired of it now. But its hard to walk away from Nino Brown
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@ Taken
I bet your azz be cutting up in your sleep 
Bless her FAT LIL
Thanks DTTS
How you go on a show to further your career and end up leftover with a baby by an older cat that used to sang hook on Uptown Baby sprankled with some raps?
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@ Smurfette hey hun
*looks at Taken* 
WHAAAALE… IM BACK FROM THE LERNCH…
Somebody let me know how we know that Minnesota moving weight?? I mean on the show he acted like he had artists and was in the music industry. Plus he be in the studio all the time. Now I don’t believe that
but still lemme know.
OAN Chrissy and Chink. I hate to see hold people fight. It be real sad. Chrissy looks like she smells like cigarettes, white rain hair spray, Windsong and Juicy Fruit.
User Friendly says:
So how does Yappy justify being with somebody that sells heroin? Or she think its a conspiracy? Or do they just not talk about it?
Ive seen too many tragedies to be with a drug dealer
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as long as the money flowing and you giving me the pretense of being “family” Yandy can look the other way and pretend that Mandy is a talent manager
Cause like any typical
Kama
Ain’t nobody finna judge that
Folks don’t know what they’ll put up with until its happening to them
Who’s the lil cutie pie up top with him?
MisTaken: So thick
she make everybody else in the room so uncomfortable 
says:
Somebody let me know how we know that Minnesota moving weight?? I mean on the show he acted like he had artists and was in the music industry. Plus he be in the studio all the time. Now I don’t believe that but still lemme know.
OAN Chrissy and Chink. I hate to see hold people fight. It be real sad. Chrissy looks like she smells like cigarettes, white rain hair spray, Windsong and Juicy Fruit.
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Cause there was a sting operation and they took down his brother, him and his counsin for transporting weight througout the tri state and upstate. Mandy was the only one who got freed which leads many to believe he ratted out the other two
@Rose Garden,
If there was a guy you were interested in with whom you may or may not work in close proxity with, how might you handle that? Askin for a friend.
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What’s the office policy? And do you work DIRECTLY with/for him? Can you be discreet (not making out in the copy/break room)? lol
Those would be the most important things I would consider. Lots of people date in the office, but they usually keep it to themselves. One of my coworkers had a baby for a dude in the sales dept. (we were in financing dept) and hardly anyone knew he was the father until the baby was a toddler. She brought it up casually after he’d moved on to another company.
What we talkin bout?
Kama if you can live with it, its cool. I did that ish for 5 year, never again. He cheated, never offered the truth just gave me passwords to everything so I can discover it on my own. Then he would be like well at least Im honest with you I lie to these other hoes and in the words of Jigga I was just fawking these hoes I was coming back home to you, smh
If there was a guy you were interested in with whom you may or may not work in close proxity with, how might you handle that? Askin for a friend.
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Every week we got some chick in here talkin bout they wanna suck they coworker’s dyck. I wonder if they got some chicks at my job wanna phuck me.
@KAM no I don’t judge off of cheating. Especially when you have a marriage and a family involved. I do think that there are certain levels and stages though where it can be a deal breaker. Like right now for me it is. I am working too hard and sacrificing too much for him to be
all of the worl Craig. Meanwhile back at the ranch I am being Mary J Blige in all her sad songs 
Earlier on we were young and I can see how that might have happened for either one of us. I can’t go back in time. But moving forward. NERP. I have told him time and time again you can go be free any time you want sir just leave me out of it 
19 y/o Aunt I’ve tol’ y’all about… the fool she was with got locked up on some kind of charges…I think assault… of course she hold’n it down “cause that’s what reyul bishes do”. He fawked around and told her when he get out he was going to marry her. She all lovey dovey cause she bought the jail house talk. but dude is disrespectful towards her and my family and put hands on her.
She was desperately trying to get pregnant by him before he got locked up…but she got too much testosterone flowing thru her body. Bish got a 5 o’clock shadow and she shaves it 
.
I’m not telling her shyt either. Tried to talk to her about folks before and she still in love..
Folks in deception/stuck on stupid/delusion that they call love will be a ride or die for any type of fool and wont listen until after they done had 4/5 kids or end up dead.
‘Independence Day 2’ lands Vivica A. Fox to reprise role from 1996 original
Lord not another day of “cheating”
#obsessedwithcheating
#peoplecheat
#getoverit
Every week we got some chick in here talkin bout they wanna suck they coworker’s dyck. I wonder if they got some chicks at my job wanna phuck me.
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CTHU!!
Tru Jack City though?! :crying1:
@DTTS – Who’s the lil cutie pie up top with him?
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His daughter…he takes her everywhere. I think he has 2…always with him.
She was desperately trying to get pregnant by him before he got locked up…but she got too much testosterone flowing thru her body. Bish got a 5 o’clock shadow and she shaves it
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BRUH! Loooool.
Bish got a 5 o’clock shadow and she shaves it
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:wails:
What’s on yall Easter menu?
Chit I’m a man with pride, you don’t do chit like that
You don’t just pick up and leave and leave me sick like that
You don’t throw away what we had, just like that
I was just phuckin them girls, I was gon’ get right back
That chick with the 5 o’clock shadow mite can’t get pregnant for real.
I forgot the name of that condition women get like that.
What’s the condition called when you get razor bumps on your face after shaving with a razor? That’s how she looks. I told her go get some Veet, Nair, or wax that shyt.
Men are selfish though, they can’t just leave someone alone.
And mistakes happen, so no judging nobody on this from me.
If a friend of mines tells me some mess about hers I don’t judge
I just know that folks know when they’re tired (for themselves).
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Man
I wonder if they got some chicks at my job wanna phuck me.
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Go find her!
of course she hold’n it down “cause that’s what reyul bishes do”.
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@RAZZ
“What’s the condition called when you get razor bumps on your face after shaving with a razor? That’s how she looks. I told her go get some Veet, Nair, or wax that shyt.”
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A BTYCH WITH RAZOR BUMPS ON HER FACE!
She prolly got hair on her chest too.
Man- if there WERE some chicks at your job that wanted you, whT am I saying. You know that’s not the case
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
That chick with the 5 o’clock shadow mite can’t get pregnant for real.
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She can with treatments or Clomid. Just right now she has too much testosterone flowing through her body. Are you referring to PCOS or Hirsutism? Cause hirsutism is when your body produces too much of a male hormone (as a female). PCOS involves cysts on ovaries and over production of test.
Its hard being a dope dealer’s girl. My friend is always complaining to me that her dude ALWAYS got his friends around. He put them before her. Sometimes I be giving dude the side eye the way he treats his friends. Its weird.
Police coming in and looking for dope, but never find nothing, but they tear up her house. Always got fiends knocking at the door. But she stay fresh to death. Kids be fresh too. But always constantly looking over my shoulder would drive me INSANE. When I do go visit, I’m never relaxed. Every time its a knock at the door I get scared. I had to limit my visits cause I aint trying to get caught up. Cause I’m snitching. 
Phuck that shyt.
iWasteTime says:
Chit I’m a man with pride, you don’t do chit like that
You don’t just pick up and leave and leave me sick like that
You don’t throw away what we had, just like that
I was just phuckin them girls, I was gon’ get right back
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used to hear this ish everytime he come crawling back
@Man- I got the name… that condition is called pseudofolliculitis barbae
LuvLife :woot:
Afiya, I’d go see it
I wonder what it’ll be about. Do you recall when it came out, and how they were showing all of the surveillance 
Now that’s common today.
@LOVEZOE
“Man- if there WERE some chicks at your job that wanted you, whT am I saying. You know that’s not the case”
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I’m sure there is. Especially if I worked on another floor with some of the younger females.
Most of the dudes that work here in they late 50’s or early 60’s so I know those young chicks be here thankin bout me.
Didn’t they kill off Lisa Bonet in that movie?
A BTYCH WITH RAZOR BUMPS ON HER FACE!
She prolly got hair on her chest too.
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struggling Atlanta Hawks franchise for a week.
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“@Mistaken @PHRO I was amazed I recalled that much. It’s a talent. I don’t get a check for it. But when Dollaz read monkey twat meat for filth I was like YAS!!!
And yes I know it is scripted but Amina had a real baby out of a side piece marriage relationship. She is the worst for that. How you go on a show to further your career and end up leftover with a baby by an older cat that used to sang hook on Uptown Baby sprankled with some raps? And he still cheated on you with the woman he didn’t marry? Kill yo self.”
Phrozen1der says:
“@Mistaken @PHRO I was amazed I recalled that much. It’s a talent. I don’t get a check for it. But when Dollaz read monkey twat meat for filth I was like YAS!!!
LMAO
And yes I know it is scripted but Amina had a real baby out of a side piece marriage relationship. She is the worst for that. How you go on a show to further your career and end up leftover with a baby by an older cat that used to sang hook on Uptown Baby sprankled with some raps? And he still cheated on you with the woman he didn’t marry? Kill yo self.”
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I’m just seeing this.
How you go on a show to further your career and end up leftover with a baby by an older cat that used to sang hook on Uptown Baby sprankled with some raps? And he still cheated on you with the woman he didn’t marry? Kill yo self.”
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UnShake says:
@Rose Garden,
If there was a guy you were interested in with whom you may or may not work in close proxity with, how might you handle that? Askin for a friend.
all said, you may have to deal with the repercussions if it goes awry.
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Shake who you trying to give the coon too
@Man,
Not everyone is as outspoken as you. Some people would rather take time to do a cost/benefits analysis. And here you go cuttin up. Errythang was goim good until you had to get outside your element. What’s your sign again? Is it your time of the month? Is you mad cause Auntie won’t do a write up about your silicon barbie fantasy crush? Ole Mr. Potato Head bucket of parts self.
@Sassy,
They don’t work in that close of proximity to said friend. Like they are in the same department, but at different sites. One on site……one off site, if that makes sense. What’s unknown is if they are caught up or not. They are not married, but if they are in a relationship, then they are still off limits.
@Meme,
See, quiet as it’s kept, that’s friend’s line of thinking, but friend is not able to get close enough to tase out said info. They are not the type to just walk up and say they are interested or drop ole boy the digits, you know?
@Kam
I feel you.. I forgave a cheater but he was habitual.. and with the same bish
then he cheated on the next girl (the supposed love of his life) with the same chick.. I used to tell him that’s obviously the chick you wanna be with, who keeps the same side bish for 50-11 years.. But she doesn’t fit in with his image of his self.
I cannot stand a liar. We are just friends now and he still lies to me about the chick
DTTS, they say June 24, 2016
Go find her!
Thanks Kama :fistbump: She’s too cute!
I feel you.. I forgave a cheater but he was habitual.. and with the same bish then he cheated on the next girl (the supposed love of his life) with the same chick.. I used to tell him that’s obviously the chick you wanna be with, who keeps the same side bish for 50-11 years.. But she doesn’t fit in with his image of his self.
I cannot stand a liar. We are just friends now and he still lies to me about the chick
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A good side chick is hard to find! They be more loyal than your wife!
Look at how Gale hold Oprah down for almost 40 years now!
They don’t work in that close of proximity to said friend. Like they are in the same department, but at different sites. One on site……one off site, if that makes sense. What’s unknown is if they are caught up or not. They are not married, but if they are in a relationship, then they are still off limits.
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If you are not married, and there is no child with said partner, then you are a free agent
@UNSHAKE
“Not everyone is as outspoken as you. Some people would rather take time to do a cost/benefits analysis. And here you go cuttin up. Errythang was goim good until you had to get outside your element. What’s your sign again? Is it your time of the month? Is you mad cause Auntie won’t do a write up about your silicon barbie fantasy crush? Ole Mr. Potato Head bucket of parts self.”
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Ima scorpio. And I’m just sayin… go on and give him a lil blow job in the corner at work. See, you know you want to and regret is a MUTHAPHUCKA!
Go on… you can thank me later.
Look at how Gale hold Oprah down for almost 40 years now!
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I will see y’all later. About to add another (legit) item on my list of complaints for my VA stuff…
#missyJSays says:
@Kam
I feel you.. I forgave a cheater but he was habitual.. and with the same bish
then he cheated on the next girl (the supposed love of his life) with the same chick.. I used to tell him that’s obviously the chick you wanna be with, who keeps the same side bish for 50-11 years.. But she doesn’t fit in with his image of his self.
I cannot stand a liar. We are just friends now and he still lies to me about the chick
I used to tell him that’s obviously the chick you wanna be with, who keeps the same side bish for 50-11 years.. But she doesn’t fit in with his image of his self.
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Luda and Dwade and Clifford
I’m sure there is. Especially if I worked on another floor with some of the younger females.
Most of the dudes that work here in they late 50’s or early 60’s so I know those young chicks be here thankin bout me.
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There’s a top for every pot.
We used to go to the parking lot and underground when I used to mess around at work. Use to see all kinds of shyt. Heads bobbing and weaving in cars. Cars windows steamed up. Just a mess.
I wonder if they got some chicks at my job wanna phuck me.
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it’s some right here right now on this blog waiting to smash you
We used to go to the parking lot and underground when I used to mess around at work. Use to see all kinds of shyt. Heads bobbing and weaving in cars. Cars windows steamed up. Just a mess.
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I think that’s most parking lots. Everybody be in there gettin head on they break. LOL.
We used to go to the parking lot and underground when I used to mess around at work. Use to see all kinds of shyt. Heads bobbing and weaving in cars. Cars windows steamed up. Just a mess.
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Won’t yot bobbing and weaving too?
We are just friends now and he still lies to me about the chick
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Ole dude who work at Longhorn now was like this.
Bruh! That is your boo thang … It is OK !
@MISTKEN
“I wonder if they got some chicks at my job wanna phuck me.
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it’s some right here right now on this blog waiting to smash you ”
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Trust me, I know that.
@Jenie,
My beloved! How you be?
Seaux, there is this guy that is in “friend’s” department, but they work at two different sites…..seaux friend is genuinely interested in gettng to know this guy better, but doesn’t know how to get the deets on him. He is not married, but may be caught up in a relationship, which would make him off limits anyway. Seaux, if this dude finds out friend is interested and he is not or is caught up, then friend has to still see this person on occasion. But if dude is interested, then it becomes a matter of him keeping his mouth shut. You know a secret is best kept amongst 3 peepa only if 2 peepa dead.
“We used to go to the parking lot and underground when I used to mess around at work. Use to see all kinds of shyt. Heads bobbing and weaving in cars. Cars windows steamed up. Just a mess.
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I think that’s most parking lots. Everybody be in there gettin head on they break. LOL.”
Y’all about to have me walking the parking lot at work..
@Man,
I swear on everything I love, you be havin me crackin up laughin! You are a riot! You know if ole boy is caught up he is off limits. Can’t be all sabotaging peepa relationships……no bueno. I belees in karma
@Missy if you keep cheating with the SAME chick all time you like something about her
Even if it is just the sess. But I mean if dude keeps MARRYING or claiming all the other chicks but not you.. you still ain’t no prize. At some point he is just not a good monogamous man and you not to stop thinking it will be different. That’s like Laura Govan having all them kids by a dude that broke up with her during each pregnancy and being engaged since Derek Rose was healthy but thinking something is going to change….. or a woman changing her last name instead of getting married to the man that just spent time in prison …and when he got out she had a baby for him..but she worried about his assistant 
@Phro,
Behave yourself nah! Stay focused and at your desk. You got work to do. Don’t be gettin all distracted!
@Unshakable I just want to make sure everyone is protected, and enjoying themselves safely..
nshakable says:
@Jenie,
My beloved! How you be?
Seaux, there is this guy that is in “friend’s” department, but they work at two different sites…..seaux friend is genuinely interested in gettng to know this guy better, but doesn’t know how to get the deets on him. He is not married, but may be caught up in a relationship, which would make him off limits anyway. Seaux, if this dude finds out friend is interested and he is not or is caught up, then friend has to still see this person on occasion. But if dude is interested, then it becomes a matter of him keeping his mouth shut. You know a secret is best kept amongst 3 peepa only if 2 peepa dead.
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Got ya
I ate an apple, and now I can’t stop burping
I have a phone call to make, but I’m too scared Imma burp
@Phro,
Seaux you gone engage in a lil bit of voyeuristic activity under the guise of security, hmmm? Ok….sounds legit……carry on!
John Harbaugh hopes former Ravens RB Ray Rice gets another opportunity in NFL
UMMM, so how bout YOU pick him up?
I see Taken still up in here spreading lies chile
@Phro,
Given the scenario I gave…….what would you do? Is it different from a male perspective? What approach do you take, if I may inquire?
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
I ate an apple, and now I can’t stop burping
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When that apple finish digesting it's going to be a poot next!
Ive never given head at work.
Just got my boobs sucked and some finger action. I’m too much of laaaaady to be sucking dyck at the job!
We used to go to the parking lot and underground when I used to mess around at work. Use to see all kinds of shyt. Heads bobbing and weaving in cars. Cars windows steamed up. Just a mess.
i ain’t trying to smash nothing here. Not even remotely.
Then I recalled that in the middle of my LHHNY recap I might have sprinkled a little comment here about something 
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what whet?/ where you work at?
@JENIE at first I was like I don’t like! I am an honest hoe!
For protection Phro
Unshakable, can she handle not being on his radar?
Oh I already voted NO up top, but I’m just asking.
B. Stoners says:
Ive never given head at work.
What the Hell are we taking about on here? 
Just got my boobs sucked and some finger action. I’m too much of laaaaady to be sucking dyck at the job!
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Just got my boobs sucked and some finger action. I’m too much of laaaaady to be sucking dyck at the job!
Ya’ll do know who put they finger in her right? Ole boy in IT… The one that fixed your laptop. You might want to wash your keyboard off. Every time you type something you be tasting her 
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I was reading like I KNOW RIGHT!! Giving head at work. Then I kept reading and found out BStone getting digitally stimulated on the job
Jenny
WHALE I guess I best call now then
Taken
I used to work at a big call center. You know how shyt goes down at call centers. You eventually find you a work husband/wife. One of my work husbands used to give me his black card to buy us breakfast and lunch. I’d get rides home. It was really like a relationship. But dude had a fiance. And when he laid that hammer on me I had to run. I would have been at work trying to kill dude. Soon as I cut it off with him I met my now husband. God works in mysterious ways.
Yall so nasty
Somebody break down what Unshake said
I might have missed a back story but I read the stuff up top like ricky mama date ricky coach on the low and they call him uncle coach but he ain’t really related to them…but he is related to ricky half sister daddy so technically he could he his step uncle if we being PACIFIC but at the same time we not so who is going to claim ricky on they taxes???? 
I was reading like I KNOW RIGHT!! Giving head at work. Then I kept reading and found out BStone getting digitally stimulated on the job
Ya’ll do know who put they finger in her right? Ole boy in IT… The one that fixed your laptop. You might want to wash your keyboard off. Every time you type something you be tasting her 
You aint lying though. Shyt goes down in every department. You never know which one of your co-workers getting banged by the boss or the person sitting in front of you or the cute boy in IT. 
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B stona :stop: imma stop u right there. Aint no git dam body working at a call center got a black card. Not even the shift manager. Yeen finna come up in here with them lies
Not on my watch
Thats a lie & the truth aint in it!
I’m liking these comments! Ya’ll are helping to stay awake at this desk
ooooh chile
:cyring:
Maybe he OWNED the call center :crying1:
Other than that IONO
User Friendly
He did. Ion gotta lie craig. His family come from money. They Nigerian. 
Like i tell my son–now start from the beginning but tell the truth THIS time
Sugah
Maybe it was a Blackhawks debit card
<— Never had sess at work….
B stona :stop: imma stop u right there. Aint no git dam body working at a call center got a black card. Not even the shift manager. Yeen finna come up in here with them lies
Not on my watch
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whale LET ME stop my reply right there then
i had to un-copy my reply to BStone because this one trumped it
Now folks are going to be looking in folks cars in the parking lot. I know my nosey azz is
Do any of you walk around the house or sleep naked? Taking a survey… because I can’t seem to make myself do it
He was working there because the job paid for his masters degree. After he got his degree, he moved to Texas with his fiance. She a doctor now I think. It would have never worked between us. Him and his customs would have drove me crazy. American women had no order is what he used to say all the time.
:stop: Teo things ain’t mix matching UP now….
Coming from $
AND
Working in a call center
But imma let User do her Mommy Skills in you
@DTTS,
If you mean not being in close proximity (same dept but different sites) then yes…….Friend has no prollum with that. The thing is whether or not he is caught up (has a gf, fwb, etc) and can he keep his mouth shut regardless of what happens. You know some male folk be gossiping like Petricia on rhoa…….nah sway…….ion play that…….i’mma “take it to mah grave” type.
B. Stoners says:
User Friendly
He did. Ion gotta lie craig. His family come from money. They Nigerian. 
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See nah
because this one trumped it
Phrozen1der says:
“We used to go to the parking lot and underground when I used to mess around at work. Use to see all kinds of shyt. Heads bobbing and weaving in cars. Cars windows steamed up. Just a mess.
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I think that’s most parking lots. Everybody be in there gettin head on they break. LOL.”
Y’all about to have me walking the parking lot at work..
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Alright, don’t mess around and get fired.
Mexican sales guy I used to work with was fired for doing just this with one of the secrataries.
Maybe it was a Blackhawks debit card
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Does this card come with a matching starter jacket
#Chitown
A blackhawks credit card?
maybe it was just colored black
Or dirty
Ya’ll crazy it was folks working at that job making big money. Directors making well over a hundred thousand dollars. Sales pay well if work it right.
He was working there because the job paid for his masters degree. After he got his degree, he moved to Texas with his fiance. She a doctor now I think. It would have never worked between us. Him and his customs would have drove me crazy. American women had no order is what he used to say all the time.
Because is someone come in here jumping bad at me I’mm let them have it this time. (Erica Mena voice) You can’t control my mouth MF :crying1:
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you not finna get me to comment on this one
User Friendly says:
B. Stoners says:
He did. Ion gotta lie craig. His family come from money. They Nigerian. 
honey that wasnt no call center you was in captivity 
lawd they had u in there naked with yo titties swinging like at the Carter? 
dis tew much
User Friendly
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See nah
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Unshakeable
How does she plan to find out if he’s taken already?
Perhaps invite him and his significant other somewhere and hope he says aint nan
Men be lyin they asses off though so IONO
MEN WHICH KIND OF GIRL IF YOU HAD NO CHOICE WOULD YOU SETTLE FOR?
1. DOOOG UGLY in the face I mean gremlin ugly…but she had a nice body
2. Pretty as hell but Precious big
3. Cute but her breath stank and has a club foot
4. Beautiful beyond belief but has one titty and no ass.
5. Banging ass body long hair but won’t shave nothing and she don’t give head.
6 Pretty in the face freak in the bed but she aint got no arms. so she got to do EVERYTHING with her feet…
WUT go to hail
with that list 
MsFFFAATT
Sooo funny.
He painted the card black
SugarFoot says:
B.Stone please dont add no mo details to that story 
its just getting worse
Does this card come with a matching starter jacket
#Chitown
March 24, 2015 at 3:40 pm
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I should hv just kept working
Wait but did Wut come bk yet??
WUT IZ A PHD!!!
says:
MEN WHICH KIND OF GIRL IF YOU HAD NO CHOICE WOULD YOU SETTLE FOR?
1. DOOOG UGLY in the face I mean gremlin ugly…but she had a nice body
2. Pretty as hell but Precious big
3. Cute but her breath stank and has a club foot
4. Beautiful beyond belief but has one titty and no ass.
5. Banging ass body long hair but won’t shave nothing and she don’t give head.
6 Pretty in the face freak in the bed but she aint got no arms. so she got to do EVERYTHING with her feet…
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This list say WUT ain’t give it up at lunch and now she got time on her handZ
WUT
Oh and whoever asked I walk around the house naked all the time. Be having on tshirts sometimes with the booty meat hanging out. Then I REALIZE I might need some pants on. Especially when I get out of the shower and be lotioned up. Go to sit in the living room and watch Blank Ink and I might leave some booty marks on the leather ..leaving BOOTY INK
Pretty in the face freak in the bed but she aint got no arms. so she got to do EVERYTHING with her feet
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*counts emotes so I can stay within the blog rules and shyt*
@WUT I’ll take my chances with p0rn and self appreciation time…
Ya’ll always trying to dissect some shyt. I hate ya’ll.
Str8tUpMenace says:
WUT IZ A PHD!!!
says:
MEN WHICH KIND OF GIRL IF YOU HAD NO CHOICE WOULD YOU SETTLE FOR?
1. DOOOG UGLY in the face I mean gremlin ugly…but she had a nice body
2. Pretty as hell but Precious big
3. Cute but her breath stank and has a club foot
4. Beautiful beyond belief but has one titty and no ass.
5. Banging ass body long hair but won’t shave nothing and she don’t give head.
6 Pretty in the face freak in the bed but she aint got no arms. so she got to do EVERYTHING with her feet…
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There u go Wut! I was concerned. Howd it go?
A man will rationalize any of them is yes out. Watch
@Mistaken You’re just trying to get TAKEN..
He painted the card black
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like they painted them black bottoms red?
*any of them Bishes out
Do any of you walk around the house or sleep naked?
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I used to! Ugh then I went and ruined it 5 years ago
I used to walk around naked but puberty got a hold of my son so thats over
BStone so you know now it’s over for you right? (Detective voice) you know you done f’d up right?
Now everything you say there is going to be 
Who said that BStizzle said it? You know how she lie! Member that time she said she was like Porsha ‘nem and had a rich African buying her million dollar coffees with diamonds in the bottom? Talmbout he was just working in the call center to get his VISA.
Shyt I come in the door taking off clothes. I HATE clothes. Thank God I have girls. Cause I stay in a t-shirt and boy shorts. If I could walk around in the nude I would.
That was probably old boys fiancé/now wife playing on here last week
I have a roommate, so nah no naked walks around the crib..
But when that ninja outta town, I be hanging out with my wang out..
I walked around however until the shorty was about 10. He ain’t no know better
iWasteTime says:
Do any of you walk around the house or sleep naked?
I cannot sleep with clothes on! At the most panties… but that’s it. I will walk around naked when Im with my boo or alone…
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I used to! Ugh then I went and ruined it 5 years ago
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
That was probably old boys fiancé/now wife playing on here last week
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@PHRO I sweatergawd I really do be like that!!
I don’t like wearing pants or bras around the house but will put on a t-shirt in a minute. Be mad when somebody knock on the door because I got to run and put my tittes up 
Taken walking around naked is why LilTaken always slapping her booty!
But I use to do the same thing, LilDiva is obsessed with
which is why I wear t-shirt and panties …out of my clothes as soon as I am home!
What yall in here talmabout? Lies, fallacies and fairytales?
So do the B in B. Stoner stand for black card?
Was u stoned when u met this “rich grad student call center african”?
BStone so you know now it’s over for you right? (Detective voice) you know you done f’d up right?
Now everything you say there is going to be 
Who said that BStizzle said it? You know how she lie! Member that time she said she was like Porsha ‘nem and had a rich African buying her million dollar coffees with diamonds in the bottom? Talmbout he was just working in the call center to get his VISA.
I wont even add that he has a brother in the NFL. Cause then I’d REALLY be lying 
That situationship had plenty of perks, but my sanity and pride is more important 
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Its a more to the story too.
Shyt I come in the door taking off clothes. I HATE clothes. Thank God I have girls. Cause I stay in a t-shirt and boy shorts. If I could walk around in the nude I would.
The bra is first 
Hell I take my bra off before my shirt 
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iWasteTime says:
Do any of you walk around the house or sleep naked?
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I used to! Ugh then I went and ruined it 5 years ago
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User Friendly says:
I used to walk around naked but puberty got a hold of my son so thats over
I feel both of you. My body is not the same body it was years ago. I do not like when my waist imitates every step I make. Lol… & Every time I sleep naked my fiancé think that is a welcome card to have sex. Hell some nights I be tired!!! 
So I have trained myself to wear night clothes to bed. Is that a bad thing? #seriousquestion #helpme 
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@ Unshakeable –
Well, just tell your ‘friend’ that homeboy probably won’t be a free agent for long. If he’s halfway decent looking and obviously employed, someone else will get him. Life is too short to sit on the sidelines.
That was probably old boys fiancé/now wife playing on here last week
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Eye
Am
Dead
You
Hear
Me?
DEAD.
You said his fiancé was on here trying to figure out who was charging all them breakfast souffless to their painted black card???? They had a $500 limit and 96% of it was spent on bacon and OJ?? :eggs: UBISHU :crying1: CRINE
User Friendly says:
SugarFoot says:
B.Stone please dont add no mo details to that story 
its just getting worse
Does this card come with a matching starter jacket
#Chitown
March 24, 2015 at 3:40 pm
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I should hv just kept working
Wait but did Wut come bk yet??
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Chile…Im back as you can see with these comments about my list…
Girl he is
OH DEER LARD! It was funny and exciting for about 5 minutes and then I was checking my facebook page 
we have nooo chemistry alone togethah… He shoulda stayed a mystery at least Id have my fantasies… 
“rich grad student call center african”?
*****
He was Nigerian? Tuh! Credit card fraud. Guaranteed
@Mitaken
” Every time I sleep naked my fiancé think that is a welcome card to have sex. Hell some nights I be tired!!!” <—— Give up those cookies, even if you just lay there and lift your leg…
MisTaken: So thick
she make everybody else in the room so uncomfortable 
says:
That was probably old boys fiancé/now wife playing on here last week
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Eye
Am
Dead
You
Hear
Me?
DEAD.
You said his fiancé was on here trying to figure out who was charging all them breakfast souffless to their painted black card???? They had a $500 limit and 96% of it was spent on bacon and OJ?? :eggs: UBISHU :crying1: CRINE
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User
It was on from there. We only did it once. We used to do other stuff though 
But that one time we did do it we tore his house UP. From one room to another room. He took the rubber off. Thats when I knew I cant 
him no more. He would have had me sprung.
I couldnt stand his arrogant ass at first. Ugh. He used to get on my nerves. But my boss put us in the same row, and we started being cordial. Then I found he
B Stoner you done fell for one of them email scams?
You found that job on craiglist or nah? Girl you in danger 
Lemme guess he is a king too, right?
User Friendly says:
B Stoner you done fell for one of them email scams?
Lemme guess he is a king too, right?
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I HATEbras. I hate clothes. I can’t even drive with shoes on. So yeah, I walk already with the least amount clothes possible for having children.
VDot says:
“rich grad student call center african”?
*****
He was Nigerian? Tuh! Credit card fraud. Guaranteed
Stoner u in the A 
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See V it could be the same guy that bought Porsha’s car and hair that Claudia was talking about or Phaedra’s Chocolate
Ion never wear clothes at home. Tank top and panties at most.
Taken walking around naked is why LilTaken always slapping her booty!
The other day I was washing dishes and he lifted up my dress and proceeded to rub my booty and lay against my leg like he was about to take a nap. Then his ignant diddy 
going to walk up and be like soft ain’t it son? I know! I be rubbing on that booty too… but you need to back up off my wife and get your own lady. Then he pulled the boy off me and started to rub it himself while the boy cried 
#petty #childish….. you supposed to put your man first tho
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Sure is
B stona :stop: imma stop u right there. Aint no git dam body working at a call center got a black card. Not even the shift manager. Yeen finna come up in here with them lies
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You know Visa and Mastercard have introduced their versions of black cards that are no different than their other cards other than the exorbitant annual fee.
Goes back to lurking
Phrozen1der says:
@Mitaken
” Every time I sleep naked my fiancé think that is a welcome card to have sex. Hell some nights I be tired!!!” <—— Give up those cookies, even if you just lay there and lift your leg…
I be in the bed like frozen having to pee and shyt but scared to move 
cootah be tore up by the morning!
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Let me tell you…short stroke would want it all the time! I tried the whole put a gown on and panties. He would roll right over and pull my panties off..even if I put them on right after we just had sex. Oh if he was on a horny streak…nigga had me scared to move in the bed. Anytime id move hed wake up and want to
He took the rubber off.
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Did he give you a gift that keeps giving?
MisTaken: So thick
she make everybody else in the room so uncomfortable 
says:
@PHRO I sweatergawd I really do be like that!!
I don’t like wearing pants or bras around the house but will put on a t-shirt in a minute. Be mad when somebody knock on the door because I got to run and put my tittes up 
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@loveZoe – I can’t even drive with shoes on.
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+1 – I pay too much for my shoes to have black or scuff marks on the heel from driving in ATL traffic. I keep flip flops in the car at all times for driving.
I hate bras too. One thing about it being cold—maybe I hv a bra on underneth my coat, maybe i dont
Bras are torture devices.
SO YOU GUYS SCARED TO ANSWER THE QUESTION
PHRO YOUR HANDS ONLY WILL WORK FOR A WHILE THEN PUZZY WILL BE CALL YO NAME! 
SO CHOOSE!
1. DOOOG UGLY in the face I mean gremlin ugly…but she had a nice body
2. Pretty as hell but Precious big
3. Cute but her breath stank and has a club foot
4. Beautiful beyond belief but has one titty and no ass.
5. Banging ass body long hair but won’t shave nothing and she don’t give head.
6 Pretty in the face freak in the bed but she aint got no arms. so she got to do EVERYTHING with her feet…
@WUT
Bras are torture devices.
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Shole is. Soon as I get home.
Its not a scam
Him and I are still friends to this day. When I watch football with my husband I always point his brother out. My husband knows about dude. I think my hubby likes the fact that I know somebody in the NFL. Men are stupid. 
@Meme,
I like your style……..now does Friend just go up to him and say that, or is she supposed to be all coy with it?
@DTTS,
If Friend invites him and his s/o out to dinner, that would defeat the purpose because then Friend would know he is spoken fah. Unless I misread/misinterpreted what you fonted.
@Taketake,
You have no chill and I lubs it!
:stop: Nawl No Bacon MsTake it’s against his nvrmnd.
B stands for Bacon!!!! She trying to get his attn agane :crying1:
V. Somebody was buying breakfasts/lunches using their wealthy family’s football credit card
Bruh :crying1: who said BSTONE caught up in a NIGERIAN MoneyGram scheme? She done sent about 50-11 money wires to his daddy Prince Zamunda cause he needs to get his inheritance that Queen Elizabeth stole from him??? :wails: They was buying her egg mccmuffins every day to pacify her and she was like
BISH I’M RICH :eggs: NOM NOM NOM NOM
1. DOOOG UGLY in the face I mean gremlin ugly…but she had a nice body<–NO!
2. Pretty as hell but Precious big<– HELL NO!
3. Cute but her breath stank and has a club foot<—Nah!
4. Beautiful beyond belief but has one titty and no ass.<—-No!
5. Banging ass body long hair but won’t shave nothing and she don’t give head.<—-She's childish..
6 Pretty in the face freak in the bed but she aint got no arms. so she got to do EVERYTHING with her feet…<—-Fugg naw..
*Moves into Celibacy*
User Friendly says:
looks up africans in the nfl. Aint but so many
B Stoner you done fell for one of them email scams? You found that job on craiglist or nah? Girl you in danger
Lemme guess he is a king too, right?
Stoner u aint give them folks your account # did u 
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You know Visa and Mastercard have introduced their versions of black cards that are no different than their other cards other than the exorbitant annual fee.
Goes back to lurking
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:shurgs: This was back in 07. Could be, could be not. I just know the card is black.
And no I dont live in the A.
Porsha’s car and hair that Claudia was talking about or Phaedra’s Chocolate
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And all she got was a chicken lunch from Zaxby’s?! Gosh, I hope not
But my boss put us in the same row
:crying1:
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Unshakable
That would be the time that he either admits or denies to having someone.
Sex
yall know how to make a girl smile.
Is his brother: JAMES UGOCHU IGHEDIGBO
WUT IZ A PHD!!!
says:
Let me tell you…short stroke would want it all the time! I tried the whole put a gown on and panties. He would roll right over and pull my panties off..even if I put them on right after we just had sex. Oh if he was on a horny streak…nigga had me scared to move in the bed. Anytime id move hed wake up and want to
I be in the bed like frozen having to pee and shyt but scared to move 
cootah be tore up by the morning!
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OMG!!! I thought is was just me… That negro be having me scared to move in the bed and get up to pee too!!! What do I do?!!!
I think Amex got a clear card now,no?
Bruh :crying1: who said BSTONE caught up in a NIGERIAN MoneyGram scheme? She done sent about 50-11 money wires to his daddy Prince Zamunda cause he needs to get his inheritance that Queen Elizabeth stole from him??? :wails: They was buying her egg mccmuffins every day to pacify her and she was like
BISH I’M RICH :eggs: NOM NOM NOM NOM
Hell naw, I couldnt even spend my money when I was around him. I use to love that shyt.
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DTTS It might sound far fetched but its true. I used to work with Jahlil Okafor’s dad too. The boy who plays for Duke. We all used to work together at a call center. And for real Okafor people are Kings in Africa. I seen that shyt with my own eyes. I dont have to lie boo
BsTONER: she went with Osi Umunemori (whatever his name is) baby brother that work in the call center :wails: I wonder if she know he enggend now to an African lady. BINGO
That’s why old girl was on here clapping (not clapping byke…just clapping 
) because she thought a few of us smashed her dude. It was BSTONE THE WHOLE TIME AND SHE SAT THERE AND LET IT HAPPEN. You ain’t ish 
Zoe or Keri Hilson boyfren
And whoever said bras are torture devices was right. I can’t stand for my chi chi’s to have limited mobility. They need a full range of motion.
Only in the Rose Garden. Mrs.NFL sister-in-law finna learn that she was getting cheated on from up at the Call Center
I dont have to lie boo
check yo self before you wreck yo self 
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i guess she told you
She done sent about 50-11 money wires to his daddy Prince Zamunda cause he needs to get his inheritance that Queen Elizabeth stole from him??? They was buying her egg mccmuffins every day to pacify her and she was like BISH I’M RICH NOM NOM NOM NOM
Her azz is probably married by now and dont even know it. Stoner if u come out your door and see rose petals its King Jaffe ready to take you to the kingdom :cyring:
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Okra Ommfoofoo was at the trap house….ummm… I mean the call center too? Well dam
You saying “boo” to me like WATT?
These jokes, unless you’on wanna laugh
B I believe you. Always did. Yall leave her
My Mastercard is black. I think all the companies have cards that are black (the color) now.
I don’t walk around naked in the winter, I’m always cold, can’t do it. I’m just barely on the right side of appropriately dressed at home once it gets warm though. I sleep in underwear just in case Dragon3 comes in…but I get assaulted a lot at night so…
@DTTS,
Could you handle having to face a dude aftah having been rejected by him? Say if he said you wasn’t his type, would you take that differently as opposed to he is in a relationship?
Who watches Teen Mom. Gary is so BIG!!
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Just a blob
Tears
Real live tears
Yall better fact check. What’s his brother name?
EYE see you Fat Eyes saw that ish too
You saying “boo” to me like WATT?
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Gone nah before I start CRINE
Unshakable
I would be able to handle it
ION care about stuff like that not would I take it internally. Everybody aint for everybody
she said okra mofoofoo :wails: I hate USER
*nor
I belee u too Stona. I belee HE was lying tho. I dont belee his credit score
But we still finna clown tho
These jokes, unless you’on wanna laugh
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Where’s my fiance when I need to relieve some sexual tension
Stafford County Sheriffs Dept.
Erica Lynne Mesa, 28, a former Virginia math teacher, has admitted she had sex with four high school students.
A former math teacher in Virginia has pleaded guilty to having sex with high school students, who she made wait their turn at her home while her husband was away.
Erica Lynne Mesa, 28, pleaded guilty to electronic solicitation of a minor and contributing to the delinquency of a minor for a series of sexual encounters with four students, The Free Lance-Star reported.
She faces up to 22 years in prison at her sentencing hearing scheduled for May 21. She has been in custody since her Sept. 29 arrest.
@BSTONE yea these just jokes :hugs: glad you have a good sense of humor. You know we gone keep bringing this up right. The joke don’t expire until 2016… March 2016
Torture devices??? Yall so crazy. I needs mine right and tight where they’re suppose to sit. I barely fugg without one
Gigi gone come back & curse us all out bout her naija folk
LoveZoe
Im not about to put his name out here like that. Ya’ll crazy as hell.
@San oh I need one. 3 babies later they on delete. But once I am home it is bra and panties off!!! Post shower of course. Even tho I am always fresh and at worst pre-musty
Sandra there was a shooting in Smryna near Cumberland
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Officials have confirmed to Channel 2 Action News that a Smyrna police officer shot and killed a man in a Maserati.
The shooting happened just after 1:30 p.m. Tuesday at the intersection of Paces Ferry Road and Cumberland Boulevard in Cobb County.
Police said in a news conference that three Smyrna police officers and four officers from Cobb County police were involved.
They said they attempted to serve a felony arrest warrant on a man at his place of work for a probation violation.
The suspect saw police and attempted to leave the scene. Police said he got into a white vehicle, at which time police shot into the car. The driver was hit and killed, police said.
They said that they felt threatened by the suspect’s vehicle.
We have a reporter and photographer in Cobb County talking to witnesses and working to learn more about the shooting. Watch Channel 2 Action News at 4 and refresh this page for the latest updates.
WUT IZ A PHD!!!
says:
Phrozen1der says:
I be in the bed like frozen having to pee and shyt but scared to move 
cootah be tore up by the morning!
@Mitaken
” Every time I sleep naked my fiancé think that is a welcome card to have sex. Hell some nights I be tired!!!” <—— Give up those cookies, even if you just lay there and lift your leg…
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Let me tell you…short stroke would want it all the time! I tried the whole put a gown on and panties. He would roll right over and pull my panties off..even if I put them on right after we just had sex. Oh if he was on a horny streak…nigga had me scared to move in the bed. Anytime id move hed wake up and want to
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Yo bladder won't chit in the a.m., but at least you still had your liver.
Stone- we won’t tell nobody, promise.
Wut
I have a 5 year old boy.
ugh, that lil . . . . . is nosey already.
Why you sit and we stand?
Why you have those big one and me and daddy’s are small?
Why I can’t get in the shower with you but can with daddy?
Why I can’t be in the bathroom with you but can with daddy?
why? why? why?
I love bras. I wear one almost all the time. It keeps your
from sagging before their time 
I always keep my braZEER on unless its Nooky time! I sleep in it. I like it like that. My Mom used to make me wear an underwire one since forever so I’m used to it, and PERKY
@DTTS,
I gotcha……that’s a good approach to have. Thanks boo
@San,
Why you call ole boy a blob? Do you memba that movie called the blob? seaux you sayin he as big as the Western hemisphere? Bout got his own continent, complete with grid coordinates?
We’re just joshing yew
San i unhook mine in the elevator on the way out
Sometimes earlier than that if nobodys here
deez my nipples
SAN I have the serious case of sads that your tits stay in solitary while you fck
Re: Teen Mom. The one who gave her baby up. Tyler ain’t never marrying her.
@MOD,
But if you have mosquito bites, then they will be perky by default.
Sugah!
How the hail are they threatened when someone is running/driving Away in a car
User Friendly says:
San i unhook mine in the elevator on the way out
thats why I said I take mine off before my shirt
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“deez my nipples”
I hate bras. They are from the devil. I be unsnapping my bra as I’m unlocking the front door. I know my titties gonna be on my navel by the time I’m 40, but Ion care. Husband still loves them sagging or nah.
The Blob was scary as shatt
SON y tu
I feel caged in with a bra. Let these d’s breath. Hell half the time it’s unhooked before I swipe that metrocard home. The weather is not going to allow this soon
BStone mess around and put his name on here and end up stanking in a recycling bin
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
Sugah!
Hell one looked into the dash cam and said "how do I turn this shyt off" *blank stare*
How the hail are they threatened when someone is running/driving Away in a car
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I didn't think they could shoot at a car if there is no threat but these toy cops are making there own laws these days, turning off dash cams and what not
Harlem. I sleep in my bras. Sometimes I feel frisky and sleep without it. But bout 80% of after hours includes bra half on
I can’t stand yall
just like socks can’t sleep without em. Only exception for all this is when it’s hot as hell in the summer!
@San You afraid of having your nipples be seen?
#GiveThemFree
Plies need to make a video about folks that sleep in bras
BIH LET DEM TITTIES LOO DEM TITTIES WANT FREE! DEM TITTIES WANT TO BE PLAYED WIH DEM TITTIES WANT AIR! STOP BE STANGY WIT DEM TITTIES
I have D’s. This pic is all angles and optical illusions
MisTaken: So thick
she make everybody else in the room so uncomfortable 
says:
BStone mess around and put his name on here and end up stanking in a recycling bin
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Exactly.
@dtts,
Wasn’t it tho? That was back in the days of chucky, freddy kreuger, jason, michael myers, and bloody mary. Man, those were the days. Memba the bloody mary chant in front of the mirror? I belee seances and those satanic boards were in play too….I belee they are spelled ouija boards.
Socks!!
I’d rather wear a bra. 
I can’t sleep without a blanket, no matter the temp.
SON
in one, nor do I go put it back on to go back to bed BUT on a regular day of no fugging etc I keep it on 
I don’t fugg/foreplay
I
PHRO SAn give them free. In your honor of lock up I’m unhooking NOW
I can’t sleep without a blanket, no matter the temp.
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I got this problem too
The final suspect wanted in the murder of a Tennessee mother and the burning of her corpse in a field has been arrested in southern Virginia, U.S. Marshals said Tuesday.
Kellum Williams, 31, was collared by a fugitive task force in Emporia Monday, marking the fifth arrest in the February murder of 31-year-old widowed mother of three Amy LeeAnn Murphy.
Williams was wanted on charges of first-degree murder and abuse of a corpse after Murphy’s body was found burning in a field near Adams, Tenn., on Feb. 1, authorities said.
@phro no!
guess it’s a comfort thing. Bras don’t bother me and boobs are for yall anyway. He know how to get em when he need em 
San what you hollering about?
@Zoe YUP! Socks off, but a comforter or top sheet in the Summer. I need to always b covered up… I HATE socks though..
@BStoner,
Fahgimme in advance and lub me ante ole way, mkay. But are you male, female, or hermaphrodite? I don’t care, I just don’t want egg on mah face. Thanks in advance.
You may have already said it, but seaux much is discussed in the garten, sometimes I lose track.
SON ok I’m only a lil sad now
Afiya says FOH
says:
A former math teacher in Virginia has pleaded guilty to having sex with high school students, who she made wait their turn at her home while her husband was away.
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And here my poe fiancé have to be like
Harlem out those D’s away!
Do any of you walk around the house or sleep naked?
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
No, No, No!
like 
Use to walk around in t shirt w/o bra but now, Feline8 be looking at
Negro, my eyes are ^ here!
San what you hollering about?
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just too funny
@San
“Don’t hide that titty…” 
I hv F size boobs. I dont give a dam where they land. The bra gots to go!
But im one those ppl that get completely naked if my stomach hurt. Any ailment & I have to get naked & take a shower to feel better
makes no sense but it works
Cant parallel park with music on either. Shhhh be quiet
lovezoe says:
Socks!! I’d rather wear a bra.
I can’t sleep without a blanket, no matter the temp
I have my blanket, ceiling fan, and heat on in the winter but the blanket is definitely all year long 
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Unshakeable
No matter what told Jason’s mother plays in, she will also be “Jason’s mother” :crying1:
Do any of you walk around the house or sleep naked?
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My fav pastime after bathing. Reason I’m mad a child is in the house right now :/
Shake
Adjust :boob: Im all woman over here
but a comforter or top sheet in the Summer.
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the top sheet is not for decoration
I dont think I’ve ever used the sheet
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I have my blanket, ceiling fan, and heat on in the winter but the blanket is definitely all year long 
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Crazy shyt I do. Sleep so good
“Cant parallel park with music on either. Shhhh be quiet”
I have to unfasten my seat belt to back in…
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This drives my husband nuts. I want the ceiling fan on, the mini heater, and a blanket. He be like can you pick one with your bi-polar ass. I need the noises from the mini heater to put me to sleep and I need the ceiling fan on cause I get hot.
@unshake blob was the 1st thing that came to my mind
Cant parallel park with music on either. Shhhh be quiet”
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This is me if I’m lost
A blanket is a necessity for me. I will wake up out of my sleep if my blanket is pulled off of me. Several times I’ve woken DF up with a smack and told him don’t touch my covers mofo
I have to unfasten my seat belt to back in…
the time it took to back in tho 
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but a comforter or top sheet in the Summer
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I didn’t know people actually use the top sheet on their bed. I thought it was just an extra waste of thread
AC on & the windows blasting
Ozone layer & electric bills be damned! I need both at the same time. Feel so good
WHALE I can only parallel park by backing into it, never can/could pull in!
I bust somebody’s Cadillac lights back in HS trying to pull into the park. I was driving the Cadillac and got to close to the curb. The look on his face and me being cool about it :crying1:
“But im one those ppl that get completely naked if my stomach hurt.”
My brother can’t use the toilet w/o doing this
@MOD
@BStoner Yup heat on and a fan under a cover in the Winter.. LOL
Well, I can’t parallel PERIOD!
I was so embarrased when I went home (Chicago)
we dont have to parallel that often here unless we’re downtown. I went back home and couldn’t park for jack. I just got out and told someone to park my truck 
Dtts, umm ain’t that how you suppose too??
*too close
I used to walk around half-naked til my baby (he was 3 at the time), asked me…..
Baby: “Mommy, where’s my left tummy?”
“You don’t have a left tummy.”
as hell. "Those are not tummies."
"But what are those?"
Me:
Baby: “But Mommy, you have 3 tummies, and that’s your left tummy right there.” <———–The baby pointed at my left boob.
Me:
Baby:
Been covering up outside the bedroom since then.
5. Banging ass body long hair but won’t shave nothing and she don’t give head.
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This would be my pick….
San
Alot of people can pull into the parallel park
Not me
Zoe if Im lost or if its raining bad everybody gotta be quiet.
My nerves be shot! Kids already know to hush & go to sleep or something.
@Feline If my LB does #2 he has to completely strip and then go and shower…
I knew Man would pick one
I walk around my office with just socks on… I HATE shoes. I know my co workers want to be like
I know… I know… I’m just straight country!!! 
Yall wait for me to walk out to start talkin bout your tits and walking round naked.
Dtts that’s dangerous
not even how I was taught lol
Phro you know how cold it’s gotten up here the past 2 winters! I could have died from hypothermia when he did it
We sleep with two blankets now, a big azz goose down one for me and a regular one for him 
Do yall sleep with the tv on?
USER yall drivers kill me. I blast the music on purpose bc my cousin can’t park with music either
Bra burn off
mine is seriously unhooked now and boy does this chit feel good
San WHALE that’s settled it! That’s why I can’t do it–Because it shouldn’t be done!!!
I tried it back then
and I see alot of people doing it now. But not me 
Why dudes think they are the best drivers, but they suck. Give yo azz whiplash
@MOD and Suga,
Me too…I have the heat on low, the blanket over me, and the oscillating fan turned at a slant seaux it bounces off the wall and onto me. I like the sound plus the cool air.
@BStoner,
I thought you was, but just had to check…..gives you a hug and kiss.
@RoseGarten,
I cannot get into bed unless I have taken a shower. I can do many things…..sans a shower is not one of them. No ma’am and no siree bob.
@AFIYA
I sleep with the tv on.
Right there on Sports Center.
I try to avoid being naked around Dragon3 now. He’s a little too interested in my body parts
He’s always talking about his penis too 
Dtts azz doing what she see
Sunrise I cant wear shoes at work if my stomach hurt
I tuck my feet under my butt and be balled up.
I hate shoes too. HATE them. Damn you Eve for making us have to wear clothes.
User they do it like drive driving into the parking space
That’s how I bust his front low lights by hitting/bamming into the curb! Haven’t tried it since
But I always see folks doing it now
UF- my biggest peeve is being lost. My heart start racing, I get so nervous. I was lost in DC one day, phone messing up. Bout to cry. Place I was looking for one street over.
How can you hate shoes? Shoes are everything
SunRiseBlossom says:
WUT IZ A PHD!!!
says:
Let me tell you…short stroke would want it all the time! I tried the whole put a gown on and panties. He would roll right over and pull my panties off..even if I put them on right after we just had sex. Oh if he was on a horny streak…nigga had me scared to move in the bed. Anytime id move hed wake up and want to
I be in the bed like frozen having to pee and shyt but scared to move 
cootah be tore up by the morning!
that shyt neber worked either… so just relax and take it 
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OMG!!! I thought is was just me… That negro be having me scared to move in the bed and get up to pee too!!! What do I do?!!!
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Girl… when he was on one like that…I would have to say IMMA PEE IN THE BED IF YOU DON’T LET ME UPP!! He has a brand new bed so that worked for me.. I would stay in the bathroom for about 10 minutes trying to give him time to drift back awf to sleep and try to ninja my ass back in bed…
I sleep with the tv on.
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Hubby HATES I do. Since I was a kid. Usually something funny.
San
I was trying to be grown lmao! He learned that day
Ole heavy foot azz. Nig gonna pay for my brakes when its time too
Yall have a goodnight. Gonna sneak out with 10 mins left
TV on or off d
Shyt tell their azz you tired like they do
@Man,
I sleep with the cartoons on. I was seaux happy to see the Oblongs. You shoulda seen me ackin like a lil kid!
Me:
Me:
I failed my first road test, because I couldn’t parallel park in New York…
Shyt cost me my first job in Higher Ed too..
*doesnt bother me. Boothang like to watch sports
Don’t walk too fast Harlem!
I sleep with cartoons on too. But only if my team loses and I can’t force myself to watch sportscenter.
Than I watch cartoons.
I can’t sleep w/o the noice of the tv. I’ll wake up when them read only commercials come on like
did my cable get cut off 
B. Stoners says:
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This drives my husband nuts. I want the ceiling fan on, the mini heater, and a blanket. He be like can you pick one with your bi-polar ass. I need the noises from the mini heater to put me to sleep and I need the ceiling fan on cause I get hot.
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San/User
Imma beast at what I call regular (backing in) parallel parking but I can pull in to it for shatt
And now I be too scared to try
I failed my first road test, because I couldn’t parallel park
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You are not alone…except mine wasn’t a road test…and I failed twice
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
I sleep with cartoons on too. But only if my team loses and I can’t force myself to watch sportscenter.
Than I watch cartoons.
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Boomerang or ToonW has the Cleveland show Family Guy and American Dad on it at night..
I’m outta here too Roses
Good night
Dtts, that’s bc it’s dangerous! Lol naw but fr it has to be a wide space for me to do that
But only if my team loses and I can’t force myself to watch sportscenter.
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If my team lose I cant watch nothing sports related until the next Sunday. I be salty.
This drives my husband nuts. I want the ceiling fan on, the mini heater, and a blanket. He be like can you pick one with your bi-polar ass. I need the noises from the mini heater to put me to sleep and I need the ceiling fan on cause I get hot.
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What crazy azz muthaphucka….
an older cat that used to sang hook on Uptown Baby sprankled with some raps?
^^^^
As a hip hop head…that ain’t the name of that song. It’s “Deja Vu”. But as a poster? THIS here brings tears to my eyes. He won’t eem the fine one. Lord Tariq was. :crying1:
I used to sleep with the ID Channel on but DF said it was making him have dreams he was killing people
…so now we sleep with Cartoon Network on.
But only if my team loses and I can’t force myself to watch sportscenter.
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If my team lose I cant watch nothing sports related until the next Sunday. I be salty.
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BRUH!
I be outright stank! Come to work and write muthaphuckas up over some silly chit!
Afiya says FOH
says:
I can’t sleep w/o the noice of the tv. I’ll wake up when them read only commercials come on like
did my cable get cut off 
I have never fell asleep to regla tv again! 
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I learned my lesson from sleeping with the tv on on any channel except cartoons and even then its tricky.. One night I fell asleep with the tv on and was having a real bad dream woke up and the Exorcist was on! I woke up to that bish head twirling
When I’m going to sleep during the week, everything needs to be off no night lights or tv or I won’t rest properly…
I used to sleep with the ID Channel on but DF said it was making him have dreams he was killing people …so now we sleep with Cartoon Network on.
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I used to sleep with the news on. I had to stop that chit quick!
I don’t sleep with scary shyt on
won’t get into my spirit man
“Those are not tummies”
Str8, feline8 called them “buddies”!
B. Stoners says:
I hate shoes too. HATE them. Damn you Eve for making us have to wear clothes.
This is the funniest comment I have read today!!! 
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Yes, the TV must be on… volume low… and not on a channel that a scary movie will sneak up and start playing!!!
Right there on Sports Center.
When I turn it off in the morning…that be the channel it be on.
^^^^
Told yall I thought I had been robbed cause someone turned my TV in my room from SC.
I used to sleep with the ID Channel on but DF said it was making him have dreams he was killing people …so now we sleep with Cartoon Network on.
he was being questioned on first 48!
This happened to my BIL! My sis said he woke up
felinelurker says:
I used to sleep with the ID Channel on but DF said it was making him have dreams he was killing people …so now we sleep with Cartoon Network on.
he was being questioned on first 48!
This happened to my BIL! My sis said he woke up
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Was he asking for a cigarette?
Shyt was funny!
@sunrise
When I started at this job I always walked around barefoot…. My boss didn’t like it :eyeroll: bish why do you care????
My sister will be driving to work and call and ask who won xxx game last night? I fell asleep.
Me: Heffa how I know?
Everybody know you sleep with ESPN on! Stop being an ass and tell me! Never mind. I will look it up when I get to work.
Sis: Bish!
#missyJSays says:
@sunrise
When I started at this job I always walked around barefoot…. My boss didn’t like it :eyeroll: bish why do you care????
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My boss gave me a fair warning… He said: There maybe staples, thumbtacks, etc in this carpet.. I was like Oh so you trying to tell me I wouldn’t be able to file Workman’s Comp?!!!
WUT IZ A PHD!!!
Pray for me… I’m going to try to sleep naked all week!!!
I want to get some of those gloves that keep ya hands soft but not sure I can sleep with em
WUT IZ A PHD!!!
Pray for me… I’m going to try to sleep naked all week!!!
by SunRiseBlossom on Mar 24, 2015 at ——–
he gonna be light in the pants and you gone be walking like a cowboy
Enjoy lolol…
Good night yall
and 
WUT IZ A PHD!!!
says:
Enjoy lolol…
he gonna be light in the pants and you gone be walking like a cowboy
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He gone make me want a cigarette and I ain’t even a smoking chick
Did ya’ll talk about the rapper in NOLA who is in prison and the judge used his lyrics against him in a murder conviction. But witnesses it wasn’t him.
Lil1
he looked healthy! 
and I had to monitor her ALL night *fights the air*. Next night we ate at Smith & Winsky where I overdid it on wine 
and I made her drive home but not before riding past a couple of my exes places(she’s not from here) so she got lost and I was laughing, she was not. We also went to the casino, I didn’t gamble just drank, she gambled didnt win 
so then she got drunk and we stayed at the casino hotel. I met up with my ex there (he who cant accept being an ex) luckily it was that time of the month so no hanky panky 
But he ain’t wanna leave, so we cuddled 
I can say much more because then I may get figured out. JUST for you Lil1 
(Eskimo)
Last weekend I saw Kat Williams -so funny!
Me and my sister went there and then to After Party where she overdid it
@DTTS
Deeeeee!!!
I’m glad you had a good time, even though you had to monitor your sister. I don’t know what it is about exes not wanting to be exes no more 
although some get a pass 
I’m home now…what I miss????
How ya’ll doern?
<<<< Pump it up butt
You have the best secs with you ex…. #iHEARD
I apologize for all the technical difficulties today. My host is working on it.
Yall broke the site…..??????
We still love you Sandy!
I was like is this what being
looks like?! 
Phrozen1der says:
You have the best secs with you ex…. #iHEARD
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This is true…not my girls donor though, I’d rather die. After we broke up for the final time I went back and
an ex…lawd 
@Unshakeable –
Here’s a sample of what your ‘friend’ can say to break the ice with her coworker:
Friend: Good morning, John
Coworker: Morning.
Friend: How’s your golf game coming(insert whatever he’s in to)?
Coworker: How do you know I golf?
Friend: I hear things. I’ve always wanted to learn to golf (insert whatever he’s into again) but I never really had a reason to.
>>>If he doesn’t take that bait, more than likely he’s not interested. Actually, this convo would require finding out some things about him like what he enjoys, his hobbies. etc. Best place to get that info is 1) Someone he hangs out with @ work, 2) A secretary, 3) Anyone you know in HR – ask them casually about him; maybe say u want to put a name to the face.
Your friend should be friendly, and lightly flirtatious but NOT THOT-like. Good luck, Shake…I mean, to your friend!
I got this one Ex…he’s overseas right now …when he comes home on leave I can’t even take his calls
Thank you Auntie I thought it was just me :hugs:
Blanche
DF used to think 
was the answer to every issue, the basicas he was used to before let him get away with that bs. I had to tell him a few years back that this isn’t Baby Boy. We can 
and you can 
till I see stars but when we are through we will deal with the issue like adults. I’m not that easily distracted and I’m not making your azz any tacos until there is real resolution.
@MOD
@Blanche
I’ve been eating everything in sight today. Its like I have hunger that can’t be satisfied. I hope its PMS.
Uh oh.. @Kimi
Phro this ALWAYS happens when I try to start a diet. My body doesn’t want me to be great
:wait:
Phro says: You have the best secs with you ex…. #iHEARD
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I better go to the
…If I had sess wit my ex, I would be on the 
with Judge Lynn, Mablean, Joe Brown and Mathis. Plan B or C would be in full motion!
No night crew tonight?
I’m here Kimi. I missed a month of TV watching…well. Due to life. This Catfish episode with Charlamagne? Man listen.
Hey Kimi, I’m here. Every time I checked back the last post was at 7:20. Thought everyone went home or the blog was still having tech diff. I missed being here all day.
I’m so daym tired, I feel like I say that every day, and like you im craving EVERY THING!!
How’s little handsome?
Charlemagne is on catfish
Now I have sonething to look forward to when I get home 
Dubb you saw that ish??? Like ol girl got tag team catfished
Mr is sick today. He woke up with a cold so I have to deal with the dramatics of that lol
Hey Petty
It’s a month old episide one he in @Petty
I’m behind.
@Kimi he was like man watch your wife. So she don’t Catfish nobody else
I’ll check On Demand. That show use to be that shat. Do you remember Mhissy – yup, with an H. That girl was Cray-Z!! And I was here for it
Mhissy best Catfish of all time. That is some ish I had locked in DVR and got erased by my kids. That and DMX on Iyanla :crying1:
Man Dub, when she threw that little dead azz flower
:coffin:
That ish was epic.
Then Mhissy tried to make up some sob story to make it seem like she was broken. :stop: Naw bish you just mean.
Dub you gotta see the Catfish from the week before last with Angel Haze. The ratchets that are on there :crying1:
I’m watching all of um @Kimi
Now there are gay sex scenes on Being Mary Jane. I’m soooo tired of it.
Watching the 11oclock news like
Certain things in life should just not happen & if they do happen DONT record it!!! 
Now i gotta find something to erase the memory
Thank goodness for the 24 hour Simpsons channel
What happened on the news?
MisU: thats prolly how gay ppl feel watching our sex scenes
being mary jane is based on her sex life, right? Its a show about sex, no? Sex is sex.
For the record it’s ok to be gay, it’s not ok to keep shoving down my throat. I don’t desire to see them or any one basking in the after glow.
MisU it was too disturbing to talk about. Somrthing on the train so u already know
messed with my spirit
Sad. Ok watch Homer be stupid.
Popped back in to see if the blog was still
Hi USER..MisU…what’s going on?
Finally heading home. I think I’m going to binge watch Catfish to catch up.
Hey Kama & petty.
:good nite: Kama Petty User Kimi & Jenie
:goodnite:
Awww hell I give up.
phone posting sucks
Oh lawd
Mirical ready to fluck that girl up!! 
I really do think that EYE would have a gov’ment job and go on catfish tho 
*don’t
Kimi
lawd, I just watched the ratchets 
is Tamila on meds 
and Babay 
this episode. Whew- I wish I would’ve watched it with black Twitter 
I’m trying to figure out her Brazilian ponytail
So nobody is up and at work
I feel like I’ve been up all night 
Good Morning Rowsays!! It’s hump day and I’m off
Good morning Roses
Mornting @Petty….didn’t you just get off work? I would still be in the bef
Morning @MOD
@Petty. You a ‘somniac too babe?
Email me sometimes. Bish might be up past 1 am. At least 4 days out the week I’m probably is!
@Dubb…did you ever get your grill back?
Morning Ladies!!
Dub, I tried to tell you I feel your pain. And when I finally fall asleep the faintest sound could wake me up.
I just tried on the dress I planned to wear tomorrow and it’s too damn big. Shyt shyt shyt, stupid fyucking cleanse. Shyt.
@MOD I wish I had your problem. Guess you’re going dress shopping today
Dubb…did you ever get your grill back?
Did offer some words of encouragement and enlightenment on the situation and wanted to know if he needed to go beat somebody up 
We are funny like that. Since ’93. Don’t want each other, but damn it! Nobody ELSE best not treat you like SHYT. 
^^^^
Dude told me don’t axe him no more about that grill. Said he glad he did it. Said he will get me something good for my bday in May. But not a grill
@MOD while I agree with MISS U and want to say
to you I know this is an important day for you so I will be good. Can you get it taken in? Or will you just look for another dress all together.
Then when they showed him making sweet love from the byke 
and made him a top… I said you muddasuckas you. Then he started smizing and inside smile crying when he busted a nut. I was PIST. I was like 
is this????? Grow up.
@MISS U I was more so pissed off that they made ole boy a sissy crying over dude that left him. He was a classy masculine queen and I was here for it! Appreciated it! But when he started crying I was like
@Dub the fact that he took that grill means he still wants you. It was the principle of it. No ‘nother nucca was going to be eating off the grill he gave you in love.
Reading back over the previous comments and I have a few things to cosign and add
But I will watch Dateline Mysteries and 48 Hours all day. I watch so many I be mad when a “repeat” come on
:stop:
I watch ID all the time… and until I go to sleep. Except for a few showed like Mind of A Murderer. I be like hole up
I sleep with one foot outside of the covers always. Even in the winter. Have 5 layers of covers on and my foot out for balance
I back into every parking spot. All the time. Only time I pull into spots is if there are slanted or my parking deck at work. I HATE BACKING OUT of place bc I am always afraid someone will hit me. I be byking my truck up all slow like
@Take dudes be just as petty as women tho. Other dude I cut off same time frame, cut my library card off. He a resident of county I work in. So in order to have a card, I needed a resident. Him. Til I told him no mas. I was dealing with Whatchamacallit now. Whole debacle continues to fugg chit up
Weather done broke and no grill. Can’t cross county lines for books 
It’s cool.
GOOD MORNING YALL!!
DAY ON DECK!! 
MisTaken: So thick
she make everybody else in the room so uncomfortable 
says:
I sleep with one foot outside of the covers always. Even in the winter. Have 5 layers of covers on and my foot out for balance
this is my temp. regulator 
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I back into every parking spot. All the time. Only time I pull into spots is if there are slanted or my parking deck at work. I HATE BACKING OUT of place bc I am always afraid someone will hit me. I be byking my truck up all slow like
:stop:
All slow, get yo azz on 
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See people like this! Bout to get rammed into that parking spot
@Dubb…tell him it’s getting warm out and them babies want some grilled food.
Yea, I back in to most parking spaces. For one, I never know when I might have to leave in a hurry (same reason I keep my jacket on in the winter if I go to somebody house). Then I don’t have time to be going to jail for running over folks children that don’t pay attention.
Morning Roses!
*goes to set up Ho FundMe account for Dubbs grill*
See people like this! Bout to get rammed into that parking spot
All slow, get yo azz on
Everybody else got to be planning their exit. I set my self up at da doe *head tilt* I think that is how I operate in life too. Be early. Set up…show my face…make sure they know I was there… so I can leave early 
I think this might tell a lot about folks 
do you back or pull into parking spots. My husband swoops in. Gives you whiplash. And he runs late.. or runs IDGAF..and is normally shutting stuff down. A night owl
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But @SAN see you ain’t got to wait for me to leave tho! I can pull straight out
Go not Ho. Ugh. Sorry
I back into most places, thanks to my backup camera lol. But parallel parking,
My pants just ripped at work
Good morning
goes to set up Ho FundMe account for Dubbs grill*
at ho fund me
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Blanche :hugs: you been stress eating or is it just the pants? You bought some $10 pants like AJ sister? He is not finna carry you to the store to take them back
He cut yo librerry card off?
oooh thats petty 
I thought I was alone with sticking the foot out the covers. It makes it so much better. I’m always cold, anemic, and be buried under covers. Soon as I stick that foot out, I’m good to go.
I am going to get me one. A grill. My nephew his girlfriend works at Lowes. That other grill is gone. It got gifted to another family member of his. his brother gave it to his girlfriend Lol.
My pants just ripped at work
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Hope you had on cute panties!!!
@Blanche…see I would taken that as a sign that I should have stayed at home. When is your last day there? When does the new job start?
Gives you whiplash. And he runs late.. or runs IDGAF..and is normally shutting stuff down. A night owl
But dont you be late 
But um yea Taken you fast getting out but holding up people getting in!
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Thats Me! Starts when I get there
I need a ho fund me
Blanche I threw my whole outfit out when I took it off yesterday so dont feel bad. The pants were worn in the thigh area and the sweater was nappy.
Its almost dress & skirts season
I hate pants anyways
recycled grills :crying1:
That other grill is gone. It got gifted to another family member of his. his brother gave it to his girlfriend
*******
Eww….see this is when I would be petty..turn the tables on him. Get mad as heck that he let someone else have my grill that he bought for me. By the time I’m finished he would be pulling up with a new grill…petty…reverse the conversation…men do it all the time
Moanin and shyt..
Morning @Phro
Morning Roses :wave:
Patti dancing to 50 was everything.
But dont you be late
In general no. I am typically one of the first people here at the job. So I leave earlier than most. In life *makes so/so hands* because I got 3 kids. Even if I get them up early for something there is a chance one of them will do something to throw the timeline off. If I am coming somewhere by myself and I have to get no one ready. I am early or on time
They better wait them 14 extra seconds and eat a dack 
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Was you asking me if I be late?
And I don’t care about them folks mad cause I am backing in
This is the first I’ve seen his face. He’s actually quite handsome.
Was you asking me if I be late?
In general no. I am typically one of the first people here at the job. So I leave earlier than most. In life *makes so/so hands* because I got 3 kids. Even if I get them up early for something there is a chance one of them will do something to throw the timeline off. If I am coming somewhere by myself and I have to get no one ready. I am early or on time
They better wait them 14 extra seconds and eat a dack 
I dont like for others to keep me waiting but I may keep you waiting a min or two 
And I don’t care about them folks mad cause I am backing in
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NO!
User Friendly says:
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User, me neither! Last time I had my foot over the edge of the couch while I slept
And I don’t care about them folks mad cause I am backing in
They better wait them 14 extra seconds and eat a dack 
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She said 14 but she meant a full min
San
Gone nah
@USER talking about monsters sounding like my son. My oldest has messed around telling him there are monsters in certain rooms and when it is dark and now his little butt running around the house like :wails: I SCARY MOMMY I SCARY!!!!
AYE!! AYE BOY! Come here *held him by his shirt* WE MEN. WE ________ MEN… AND ______ MEN AIN’T SCARED OF NOTHING! YOU HEAR ME? WE ARE LIONS!! ROAARRRRRRR.
I’m not SCARE NO MORE
My husband caught wind of it and was like
My son was like ROOOOOOAAAAARRRRR
(he was scared 20 minutes later when he accidently popped a balloon)
She said 14 but she meant a full min
Then the next person try to swoop in and think they found a park only to discover you are just straightening your wheel out. You look at them like 
DEM MY SPACES
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It depends on how good you back back. If it’s crooked then yea you might have to re-pull out and start again
Sup
My son was like ROOOOOOAAAAARRRRR
I’m not SCARE NO MORE
(he was scared 20 minutes later when he accidently popped a balloon)
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User Friendly says:
im not sticking my foot out of nothing! Thats how the monsters get u.
@Mistaken I actually got talked to last week about being “punctual”..I was confused… I come to work 30 minutes early EVERY morning and some nights I leave 15 minutes early so to me it balances out…
“My son was like ROOOOOOAAAAARRRRR I’m not SCARE NO MORE
(he was scared 20 minutes later when he accidently popped a balloon)”
Phrozen1der says:
@Mistaken I actually got talked to last week about being “punctual”..I was confused… I come to work 30 minutes early EVERY morning and some nights I leave 15 minutes early so to me it balances out…
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Dude…my boss called me in the office cuz I clocked out at 4:59pm Im like NIIIGAH…I clocked in at 7:40? a minute before time ain’t hurt shat!!
@WUT Sometime we have to do people we’re not attracted to, just to see if we’re really not attracted to them naked..
@WUT Right, they’re like do you want to swap your hours for earlier? I’m like I’ll STILL be 30 minutes early
@WUT you just hawny
When body parts get to turning you on and folks can’t even eat in peace
@PHRO right! I have people telling me weekly oh you leaving you had an early day it’s only 4 something. Everybody knows daggone well I geT here early. I said no I got here shortly after 7 am so I been here quite awhile what time did you get in? They say oh like 9:15.. um ok… you got here 2 hours after me and will most likely leave at 5… :stop:
@Mistaken RIGHT! Don’t clock my day bytches….
Why Being Mary Jane make me cry like that?
Thats crazy
I never take a lunch since working here. Always leave an hour early but theyre cool like that. Long as you get your hours in, they dont care what time you come
Dude…my boss called me in the office cuz I clocked out at 4:59pm Im like NIIIGAH…I clocked in at 7:40? a minute before time ain’t hurt shat
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Exactly. People that watch the clock like that irk my soul. I wish I would be pressed about a few minutes over or under. I know once HR emailed me like your direct reports cant me clocking in and out at the same time every day. I said is there a problem with their time? They said no we are just trying to get people to be more authentic with their time in the system. I nignored them and clicked approve. I wish I would be like aye.. i know you got in at 8:32 am so you need to stay until 5:32 to round that out. Or cut 2 minutes off that lunch
Why Being Mary Jane make me cry like that? :
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i don’t know cause I sure didn’t.
Read above to see how I was mad about ole boy sissy crying and smizing on dude back
:fistbump: to all my punctual black folk. Im the first one here so by the time other ppl get in my morning moodiness is gone
“Early is on time & on time is late”
I tell my son when u go somewhere act like they giving out a million dollas. Who u think gone get the money? The early person or the late person? Get there & get yours!
@San ANd they don’t care here either, but I presume my team were wondering why I swerve out before them on a regular. I’m like ummmm tel them get their asses to work on time, and don’t worry about when I enter and exit…
@Zoe I watched BMJ, but I was on the phone so I need to re-watch it…
“Early is on time & on time is late”
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You sound like Spelman
San I was an R.A. in college. That was my boss’ motto
I still believe in it til this day
but for social events I see u when I see u.