The Tulsa County (Oklahoma) Sheriff’s Office allegedly covered up training records for a 73-year-old deputy who accidentally shot an unarmed black man to death.
Robert Bates, who is white, says he confused his taser for his police-issue handgun when he shot Eric Bates to death on April 2.
After the national news media picked up the story, Bates was arrested and charged with 2nd degree manslaughter in Harris’s death.
Bates, a wealthy insurance agent donated equipment, cars and cash to the Tulsa County Sheriff’s department. In exchange for his benevolence, the sheriff’s department gave Bates a gun and a badge and let him play cop whenever he was bored.
The Tulsa World newspaper has uncovered evidence that the sheriff’s office falsified records to show that Bates received the training hours that were required to carry weapons.
Training officers who refused to falsify the records were reportedly reassigned.
Supervisors at the Tulsa County Sheriff’s Office were ordered to falsify a reserve deputy’s training records, giving him credit for field training he never took and firearms certifications he should not have received, sources told the Tulsa World.
At least three of reserve deputy Robert Bates’ supervisors were transferred after refusing to sign off on his state-required training, multiple sources speaking on condition of anonymity told the World.
Bates posed a $25,000 bond and was released from jail on Wednesday.
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So let me see if I got right recap
**Meek Mill & Nicki are in dopamine love with the ring he had to sell his, his mama & children kidneys in order to buy it.
**T Braxton said she ain’t her hair & we can’t prove it.
**Kanye made the cover of Time but can’t enjoy it cuz KimK making him massage I am the Queen oil on her bum as punishment for not including her.
**Dude with blond hair posing naked & fooling men out here. Him says neva mind my dack taped in between my ass cheeks, I am a woman!
**blond Becky mad cuz she had to suck 5 dacks today instead of the usual 3 so she got mad at the attendant who told her she got cum dripping out her left nostril?
**Decrypted dude going to die in jail cuz instead of getting training he was buying the police chief pussay from their neighborhood brothel?
Did I forget anything?
Wow…..this is disappointing on seaux many levels.
@MsU,
Yes! You forgot to share your thoughts on the topic!
Hey Shake Shake, how I feel about above? I feel bad for old crypt keeper. He was only trying to fulfill his desire of being a cop. Had he been properly trained he may have known the difference between a tazer & a gun. Now instead of sitting in his rocking chair spitting tobacco while winking at the young beckys walking by he gonna be washing Raquan feet & braiding his hair. All them officers who falsified records are going to pay Eric Harris family for the rest of their life.
So simple thot gave her children away & now expects them to treat her as a mother because she pushed when doctor said push? Where that ninja she chose over her kids? And she beating her kids for speaking the truth? Fawk her & her atrocious pussay
That dept is fawked no matter how this turns out. I hope the family sues, though they can’t get back their relative this is an easy lawsuit win.
This is a crying shame, and more likely than not he would have never been charged with anything had this story not gained attention. He won’t do much time, if any :smh:
That sprite bitch downstairs. It’s a good thing she was dealing with another sprite with a more forgiving attitude. A Mob Wives variety sprite would have came across that counter and dragged her azz
I hate when school activities run over. Sitting in the car waiting grinds my gears.
this is soo sad! he basically bought his way into that uniform. im glad some folks refused to falsify records for his decrepit ass! money cant buy everything, but if he is rich he may get a lighter sentence than joe from down the block who lives with his baby momma in the projects
MisU 2016…you and Whitty need to be running mates
*sniff sniff* Anybody else smell that? Smells like a law suit.
Bates, a wealthy insurance agent donated equipment, cars and cash to the Tulsa County Sheriff’s department. In exchange for his benevolence, the sheriff’s department gave Bates a gun and a badge and let him play cop whenever he was bored.
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So he wasn’t eeem pose to HAVE a gun eh?
Well he said he was sorrry
FOH!!!
Wonder how much time he gets??
MissUUUU
@MOD…
about the yt chick downstairs. Makin fun of that womans teeth tho? And the poor employee couldn’t say anything back because the incident was being recorded? 
I said THIS about THAT downstairs:
(If I was that attendant)
And since ONLY the audio portion of MY participation was being recorded…I’da been flickin my tongue at her thru the gaps between my missing teef ..and squeezin my tittays together.
That yt beeches head would’ve exploded.
**The Tulsa World newspaper has uncovered evidence that the sheriff’s office falsified records to show that Bates received the training hours that were required to carry weapons.
**Robert Bates, who is white, says he confused his taser for his police-issue handgun when he shot Eric Bates to death on April 2.
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When 1+1 equals 2.
My mood is off this evening. I’m tired and my patience is shorter than a legless midget.
They just wont let Jameis be great :crying1:
That chick downstairs
she knew who to fukk with 
cause Ida 
her azz out and dealt with the consequences later 
Dude with blond hair posing naked & fooling men out here. Him says neva mind my dack taped in between my ass cheeks, I am a woman!
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@Afiya..when folks think/KNOW that the employee can’t respond…they will say all kinda fock chit.
When I worked WITH the CA Unemployment Dept. ..folks thought because our PRIVATE agency was housed in the same offices as the state employees…..that I too was a govt employee.
I can’t tell you how many times folks told me “Whaleeee I pay YOUR salary since you work for the state!”
No beeesh….u do not! Which is why I snuck out to the parking lot to set that yt lady straight!
What is wrong with white folks? I’m at the mall been sitting my azz in the car for 15 min cause it’s raining cats and dogs and thundering and I’m waiting til it slack up. This white woman just came out with a raincoat on, head covered yet the po two year old she’s carrying doesn’t have on a coat nor nothing on her head. I mean why not cover the baby with the coat and you get wet?
I know that’s right Whang!! BEECH, who you think you talking to
After I came back from being suspended cause I
a big wig out 
first thing they said was PLEASE dont cuss nobody out, cause I know you can 
I’ve behaved 
Afiya says FOH
says:
a big wig out 
first thing they said was PLEASE dont cuss nobody out, cause I know you can 
I’ve behaved 
After I came back from being suspended cause I
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Now before any misguided soul comes in harping about “That’s why Black women get a bad name..Y’ALL always blah blah blah…”
For the MOST part…I could settle folks down in a rational manner. But erry now and again…yt folks like that Olson twin downstairs would come thru.
I was NOT above descending to THEIR level.
Something about this story still seems off to me
I think he knew the difference…
Ni ni says:
What is wrong with white folks? I’m at the mall been sitting my azz in the car for 15 min cause it’s raining cats and dogs and thundering and I’m waiting til it slack up. This white woman just came out with a raincoat on, head covered yet the po two year old she’s carrying doesn’t have on a coat nor nothing on her head. I mean why not cover the baby with the coat and you get wet?
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Chile thats like some of these messican ladies here.
Be out shopping… Make-up spackled on…nails and toes done (in neon green) to tha Gods..Michael Kors blouse, purse AND sandals…holdin an infant with NO shoes on…dirty t-shirt..and caked up snot under their lil noses.
I’m just like
Whang dang is here
Let me tell you about a bytch getting salty with me. TUH. I will close the door to the room we in & I will smooth 
they ass out. One time my white tattle telling coworkers were nearby & this white bytch said I ain’t got to do shyt to get my babies back but tell your supervisor you’re being a loud ignorant black obnoxious bytch (her must be kin to Simple Peep). I looked over both my shoulders & say you talking to me? Well Ms ma’am you go ahead & do that (sup was black) by the time you get back your paperwork will be lost & while we looking for it, your kids will be shipped to Liberia where they can learn to run around with their tittays out. Try me ms ma’am. White bytch said I was joshing you, you called me ma’am how can I believe you anything but doing your job?
Legless midget
your kids will be shipped to Liberia where they can learn to run around with their tittays out.
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Cacklin!!
Chile folks just didn’t know. Although I didn’t work FOR the UI dept…I worked in conjunction WITH them.
Wasn’t NATHAN for claims to come up missing…checks (before the new debit cards) to get “lost” in the mail…claims to be denied repeatedly!
TUH..don’t come in here talkin crazy just cuz u THINK I can’t retaliate!
#pettyandproud
Andddddddd..that’s why I dont talk chit to folks servin me food in restaurants. Shrimp scampi topped with sauteed spit..is NOT in my diet
Chile they just be proppin poor old Betty White up ..and makin her do ridiculous public appearances.
They’ve got her at some random event…performing Karaoke to the Golden Girls theme song “Thank You For Being a Friend.”
Betty don’t eeem know the words..she’s just randomly movin her lips and smiling.
Helloooooooooooooooo Roses, what’s popping in the garden of rachetness?
Is that my DivuRRRRRRRRRRRR
I missed youuuuuuuu 
Where have you bean?
*Factory bullhorn*
MissU
JenEEEe
Whitty
YIP
Kimi
MOD
Report to your SRAD (Sandra Rose After Dark) posts immediately!!
So Vivica is joining Hollywood Divas eh?
My how the mighty have fallen
I have PMS…I want everyone in this house to leave me alone. I just want to take a bath, have some quiet, not be bothered with them, and font on here
DIVA –
Where you been. 
MOD having that son your husband asked for will clear the PMS right up
@Simple…you left this downstairs….
Simple person says:
if someone will tell me how to change my picture, I will show you all the last swing dress that I made earlier this year.
Ummm..can EYE have some of your meds? I prolly already have some of the yella pills…you have any blue ones? 
I made a navy blue one, a printed pink one and a printed green one, and wear a petticoat underneath them when I wear them as well as a nice hat, matching shoes and purse.
I don’t wear pants or shorts in public because I feel that a female should look like a LADY! you would be surprised how often its impossible to tell which is the male and which is the female when you walk behind a couple because they both are dressed exactly the same! oh wait! yes you can, because the male is the one trying to sneak admiring glances, and the chick is trying to act like she don’t know hes doing it, but didn’t nobody tell her to leave the house dressed like a man!
the picture is of me that I took myself using my computer back in September of 2012 when I was 49, but I still look the very same because I cook from scratch and when I cook its mostly veggies and healthy stuff and I drink a LOT of water, but I still have to have a foot of my colon removed last week; the doctors say it hereditary factors were involved.
I am NOT ms rose, and as someone pointed out, I just became a poster on this site this past February so if you seen my pic before that it had to have been somewhere else
oh and I did make those donut shaped brownies as well as steam mopped both my bathrooms and the kitchen floor. tomorrow I think ill make a batch of salmon croquettes using wild Alaskan salmon because the farm raised has been shown to not be good for people
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I is here Whang!
Whang you lying. She didn’t post that. No way
HEY NAH!!!!!
all up through the blog
MisUnderstood says:
Whang you lying. She didn’t post that. No way
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*types wit 1 fanga..cuz I done fell*
Yes.
She.
Did
Zetaaaaaaaaaaa…
I always miss ur font. 
Love your spirit and your testimony. Won’t God do it?!!! 
Awww hell, here we go with some “simple” …NVM
Bish don’t kill my vibe
Bish don’t kill my vibe
I made a navy blue one, a printed pink one and a printed green one, and wear a petticoat underneath them …
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This heffa said “petticoat” tho.
Help…I’ve fallen and I cant get up! Sumbody call 911…I forgot tha numba!
@Whang
That’s what cracked me up
@WHANGEDANG.
likewise with you and the others
BRB mrz calling me and. I gotta run and see what he want real quick because he is my king and u know the rest.
True KiMi…and replace it with peeing every 10 minutes, nausea, headaches, heartburn, and general discomfort. I hate being pregnant
Wanderer
:headphones:
Dreams are real
JenEEEEE
my blog bewski!
@Summer… BOL
She sounds like my grammy..usin words like Icebox, divan, chiffa-row, washin powder!
Lemme find out we’re related!
@MOD…ur preggers?? congrats!!
*runs around tha blog sangin* “Imma be a blog auntieee..Imma be a blog auntieeeee!”
Lemme knit me a “Blog-Auntie-Petticoat”
I wanna shine
How many times… can we make love in …… one night
NO I AM NOT WHANG. DON’T PUT THAT ON ME YET!
My patience can not with the bs…don’t be sarcastic, don’t engage, don’t do it…
My granny used all them words & always called pants britches
Well…I wasn’t on the list but I am here
barelee cause I’m trying to clean my house before my family get here this weekend.
I think this story is going to get worse after they start digging.
As for @Simple…
hey. Is it time for lockup for the night? Cause you gotta be in the crazy house
Simpleton’s post
Imma let you finish 
DIVA
and u do it again
I
you. I 
you all 
@FIYAH
come over here with me 
@JENIE
and I bet she call Irish potatoes “ice taters” c I wasn’t going to say nothing
@MOD
gives u a heating pad for your stomach
@BAMA
Do they still make pettycoats?
my bad, she made it 
by hand 
@MOD..dayum you..what Imma do with this navy blue & printed pink/green 1/2 of petticoat I done already knitted????
@Summer…
I 
my country roots. I still slip up sometimes and say “soda-water” 
*tackles Bama & ties her up wit stray petticoat remnants*
Afiya says FOH
says:
my bad, she made it 
by hand 
Do they still make pettycoats?
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@WHANG I wanna “blog auntie petticoat” too make me one, I like to stay
too!!!
I do have to admit it sure is hard to tell who is the man when we go out. I mean I’m 5’2″ weigh 106lbs, have long hair, and have never been mistaken for a man in my life and DF is almost 6’2″, 240, and muscle bound but when I wear pants who can tell? Certainly not him, he’s busy looking at the black June Cleaver grandma from Petticoat Junction over there instead of me…
Afiya says FOH
says:
my bad, she made it 
by hand 
Do they still make pettycoats?
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@Whang
I occasionally say words or phrases that my kids side eye
zeta4lif says:
@WHANG I wanna “blog auntie petticoat” too make me one, I like to stay
too!!!
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@Simple sed you can only make petticoats by candle light
Plus…MOD is NOT preggars. She lied. Or as my grammy used to say..she told a tale.
Mother Of Dragons, The Next Supreme (proud nerd) says:
I do have to admit it sure is hard to tell who is the man when we go out. I mean I’m 5’2? weigh 106lbs, have long hair, and have never been mistaken for a man in my life and DF is almost 6’2?, 240, and muscle bound but when I wear pants who can tell? Certainly not him, he’s busy looking at the black June Cleaver grandma from Petticoat Junction over there instead of me…
<~~Alas…bury me in my "Blog-Petticoat"
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zeta4lif says:
bury me in my petticoat/corset and granny boots and don’t forget my white lace gloves
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*Like minds*
@Simple is looking for attention. Comments like that gets people to respond to her when before no one saw her font. I’m not feeding the troll, it’ll keep coming back. Not gonna be able to do it
ROW-SAYS!!!
SummerBaby says:
@Whang
I occasionally say words or phrases that my kids side eye
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Do they come in any other color but white?
do it come with the wire crane or whatever its called 
do you make them by hand too? 
@WHANG can I have one anyway (bats my lashes)
@Zeta
I like that freaky stuff.
@FIYAH like the “hoop” we wore under our prom dresses (circa) 80’s
My silly azz just googled petticoat images & laughed all over again
@Taken is pregnant with twins & now @MoD is pregnant with a boy? @Raz look what you done started, or was it @Keya?
YIPPPPPPPP
Y’all gonna feel sooo bad…if Simply’s font IS real. And she’s being held captive by some cult…and has to sneak
and….I can’t eem finish…
**saunters in wearing my homemade apple green Blog Petticoat**
did somebody call me??
I ain’t eem going looking for that mess Sandra aka simpleton posted. obviously (Antoine Dodson voice) we’re being catfished. if it ain’t Sandra, it’s gotta be a regla poster ackin a fool for shyts n giggles…who could it be??
runs
comes back @MISU u can do it, (scoots over so u can sit by me) 
<~~over hurrr
**burps…breathin hard cuz I jess finished eatin…Kool-Aid ‘cross my top lip**
whatchall talmbout?
I was wondering when your azz was coming @WHITTY
@TM
and how is your dad 
for the family
Oh noooooo they got @Zeta & @MoD making petticoat jokes?
gone to my savior
Whittyyyyyyyyyyyyy
@Simply is over there peddling by candlelight just to keep her computer on..& y’all in here makin jokes.
Or as my grammy usta say “pickin at folks.”
Ionno @Whitty…that picture has been here before February… I can’t figure out the name..but it will come back to me
MoD is pregnant??
@ “clean n wholesome”
well MoD, afta u finished poppin this one out; you wanna carry for me and mr whitty? you seem clean and wholesome…
@Whitty I heard you my running mate. I’m demopubliral what youll prepping?
You know what song I’m loving right now? Wale ft. Usher- The Matrimony
“If there’s a question of my heart, you got it. It don’t belong to anyone but you” 
whitty hutton says:
**saunters in wearing my homemade apple green Blog Petticoat**
did somebody call me??
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COLOR MONEY!!!!
@SUMMER stop all that
showing your petticoats
MoD still in marital bliss. Awwww
that’s why you prego now
I AM NOT PREGNANT
Apple green…Whitty are you an AKA?
zeta4lif says:
@SUMMER stop all that
showing your petticoats
I wonder do she wear granny-pannies???
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Prolly has a hot-wata-bottle hangin ova her tub.
Peddling to stay on computer
you ain’t shyt
:hugs: I had to “service” Ike – I meant mr whitty – warsh the dishes, warsh his paynus n nutsack, mop the flo’s, iron his clothes for work tomorrow…
and now simpleton has us cutting wire and making corsets n petticoats from scratch??
MisUnderstood says:
@Whitty I heard you my running mate. I’m demopubliral what youll prepping?
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*Chunks heart shaped brownies @ u*
@MISU IKR and she only abt 4-5 yrs older than me with that
if you gotta wear a dress so people can tell the difference between you and your man HOUSTON WE HAVE A DAMN PROBLEM
and no disrespect to her at all but she sounds like them old women in the church (who husbands be the main ones cheating) :stop: not saying yours is @SIMPLE because I don’t know you.
hitty hutton says:
:hugs: I had to “service” Ike – I meant mr whitty – warsh the dishes, warsh his paynus n nutsack, mop the flo’s, iron his clothes for work tomorrow…
and now simpleton has us cutting wire and making corsets n petticoats from scratch??
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I actually adore fashion from the 40- early 60’s. Impeccable tailoring and sexy but demure at the same time.
Lawd, I was bout to quit scandal but they done brought back Deddy Pope!
*swoons* 
Wait we gotta make our own clothes now? I guess I’ll just die fat, bald, and single
@WHANG and don’t forget the white vinegar, that when you had some greens u may have to go to the bathroom to get it
60’s BABY
@MisU, i’ll take the VP slate so if shyt goes wrong I can jump ship n blame it all on you! #pettyashaiil
@MoD…nooo, i’m not an AKA but I thought the apple green would be nice for Sprang!
@whang…po simpleton gon be pickin cotton ‘longside Patsy…”i pick fiy hunnid pounds o’ cotton – day in – day out…”
what zeta said:
Prolly has a hot-wata-bottle hangin ova her tub
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heh nah…ain’t nothing wrong with them red walla bollas. they come in handy if ms kitty ack up!
Welp…I think somebody needs a sugar baby since they are rich… you know…to help ease the stress and all..
Simply ova there helpin her churrens chissel their homework on stone tablets..and y’all laffin?!
she sounds like them old women in the church
Sound of her ideas sound exactly like my ex mother in law. I’m divorced… So maybe I should’ve listened 
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But I got a blank space bay bayyyyyyyy and I’ll write ya name
@WH
I just hollered and woke my damn dog, glad MRZ in his cave cause ya’ll got me crying 
:drink: (water/lemon)
*Some
whitty hutton says:
heh nah…ain’t nothing wrong with them red walla bollas. they come in handy if ms kitty ack up!
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My grammy used to have one. My brother used to skeet wata on us wit it.
Lawd, I was bout to quit scandal but they done brought back Deddy Pope!
*swoons* 
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deddy pope could get it!! ain’t nothing like a strong, intelligent, powerful Black man!!
I wish I could take a picture/video and post it here y’all….
lil razz is messing over his food while I’m here on the laptop at the table…(just turned in an assignment) dude is acting like he is falling asleep at the table to get out of eating. He done stretched 593709234709231097 times. He taking the littlest pieces of food into his mouth and chewing for 37927490 minutes at a time.
I’m out looking for this silver lining
don’t forget the white vinegar, that when you had some greens u may have to go to the bathroom to get it
I sorta kinda knew and she knew I did but I kept asking anyway.
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I have a red walla bolla…but it’s for enemas, not feminine cleansing. my granma used to get mad er’ time I asked her what it was for.
My grammy used to have one. My brother used to skeet wata on us wit it.
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EWWW!
@SUMMER :stop: this woman ain’t told us her status did ya’ll give her welcome packet, somebody need to go back in her blog file, and tell me something.
girl them old women will have u with no make-up, earrings, nail polish and then wonder why Deacon Slick dyke Willie ova there at that young gal house with all that on, because his wife soooo saved, and pious FOH
THIS IS THE WAY OF THINKING THAT SET WOMEN BACK, SEE I DONE PHUCKED AROUND AND GOT
I don’t need nobody
who can’t do right by me 
<<<< Deborah Cox … yassssss :headphones: step ya music game up :headphones:
whitty hutton says:
I have a red walla bolla…but it’s for enemas, not feminine cleansing.
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I have one for enema’s also. Bout to schedule a colonic soon. I’m all about internal cleansing.
Funny…the MORE I cleanse..the “more crisp” the Universe becomes.
mzwhang90210 says:
So Vivica is joining Hollywood Divas eh?
My how the mighty have fallen
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Say it ain’t so :wails: Your story downstairs had me :rotfl: I was cut off abruptly.
Razz
your baby sounds like me. I was a pro at tryna get out of eating stuff I didn’t like. but momma whitty wasn’t having it. she’d make me go to bed and in the morning whatever I didn’t eat from the night before would be waiting on me for breakfast. mean ol lady!!!
@RAZZ I wish u could
that’s so cute
hardlllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy breathinggggggggggggg :headphones:
whitty hutton says:
EWWW!
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I didnt realize how disgusting it was…until I found out what it was FOR!!
Brandy :headphones:
Jenie up in here singing taylor
stickswift up in here@JFRdaB :stop: all the darn sanging, u in love or sumptin’
I need @Nancy’s opinion of my gravi. Any special requests…I have unlimited supply…
@Zeta
That’s exactly how my ex mother law was! I live in the Midwest winter is brutal talking about dresses & skirts only
just became a poster on this site this past February
Some epic chit went down here in February. What day your azz get here tho? Is your fuggin name Tasha Mack? Who the hell sent you? 
^^^^^
Deacon Slick dyke Willie
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hot damn!!
@whang
so true about colon cleansing. I get the best night’s sleep afterwards. I don’t care much for colonics…too much pressure and I hate the “publicness” of it (ya know, somebody else managing the process), but I do get them a few times a year.
whitty/zeta- I might just let him get up. He was really sick less than a week ago and he’s just now BEAR-A-LEE getting his appetite back. I just don’t like it when he messes over food. And it’s food he loves.
Vivica going to be off the chain
Did ya’ll see the picture on Dineva’s sight of the RHOA , that damn Porsha and Kenya (I love the dresses) but they look like they at a wedding, it too much and Claudia outfit just looks cheap
She_ShowOut says:
Say it ain’t so :wails: Your story downstairs had me :rotfl: I was cut off abruptly.
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@She_Show…yup!
According to ********, longtime actress Vivica A. Fox recently joined the season two cast of Todd Tucker’s “Hollywood Divas.”
“The reality series continues to follow actresses Elise Neal (The Hughleys), Golden Brooks (Girlfriends; Second Chance Christmas), Paula Jai Parker (Hustle and Flow; The Summoning), Countess Vaughn (The Parkers) and Lisa Wu (Real Housewives of Atlanta) as they navigate life in Hollywood and attempt to stay relevant in the unpredictable entertainment industry. This season adds special guest star, Vivica A. Fox,” a statement released by TV One read.
Although this will be Vivica’s first full time role on a reality TV show, the “Two Can Play That Game” star is no stranger to reality TV.
She recently was a contestant on season 18 of Donald Trump’s “Celebrity Apprentice,” and she even hosted the season five reunion special for VH1 show “Mob Wives.”
With her vivacious and sometimes snappy attitude we can only imagine the drama Vivica may bring to the season two cast and we’re already wondering which of her cast mates (if any) will she end up clashing with the most.
or maybe Chiby aka Candy Cane has risen from the “dead” once again.
Ya’ll better get up on that Jagged Edge :headphones: Ima do all do I can to make da love come down,,, love down …. love come down aye :headphones:
@Razz his stomach getting back right, let that baby go to bed
gonna call them folks on your azz
Some epic shyt I apparently missed.
Imma might be waiting for you at the blog DOE tomorrow I’d you don’t check out in these archives. Tuh.
Sandra. Sandra. SANDRITA. I thought these damn folks had to have a damn JOB to be here? Some of em need a mental evaluation too. Stop letting these damn ragweeds and crabgrass in here PLEASE.
zeta4lif says:
@SUMMER :stop: this woman ain’t told us her status did ya’ll give her welcome packet, somebody need to go back in her blog file, and tell me something.
girl them old women will have u with no make-up, earrings, nail polish and then wonder why Deacon Slick dyke Willie ova there at that young gal house with all that on, because his wife soooo saved, and pious FOH
THIS IS THE WAY OF THINKING THAT SET WOMEN BACK, SEE I DONE PHUCKED AROUND AND GOT
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*cackles in my petticoat*
Razz I be bumping Taylor like it’s some MJG !!!!!!!! This is why I need my vert
:headphones: chile everybody know for dem tunes ….. beating
I remember making my own little outfit in hs for a church thanksgiving dinner. It actually came out really nice but some of the young old church girls (like the 20 year olds) were kinda snickering about it. It gave me a little complex **runs dramatically into SR blog arms**
Any who, after hanging around them for a while I saw that they were insecure with themselves and liked my style 
now I just stick to seeing pillows to put in the backseat of my car 
WhoDat says:
Imma might be waiting for you at the blog DOE tomorrow I’d you don’t check out in these archives. Tuh.
Sandra. Sandra. SANDRITA. I thought these damn folks had to have a damn JOB to be here? Some of em need a mental evaluation too. Stop letting these damn ragweeds and crabgrass in here PLEASE.
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zeta4lif says:
@JFRdaB :stop: all the darn sanging, u in love or sumptin’
daily ritual …. I’m just 
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@zeta I did… just because he was putting forth so much effort to get up
#thespian plus he had a long day today. getting in the bed early wouldn’t help since he went to the space museum today. 
I missed his first field trip. 
Vivica is gon’ be drama, drama, drama. I can already see the fireworks between her and punkin mouf paula jai parker
@zeta
ol hoof foot clawdia always looks cheap…skank! she look like she got a stankin pussy (like angela simmons fishy pussy ass). her and ol fake pointy booty kenya whore.
Simply ova there rollin her curls up with ripped cloth and clothes pins.
She aint thankin bout y’all.
@WHODAT :fistbump: I need to know too
(still
Vivica is gonna shake things up on Hollywood Divas
You is Petty, You is Messy, You is Extra aka TM says:
I remember making my own little outfit in hs for a church thanksgiving dinner. It actually came out really nice but some of the young old church girls (like the 20 year olds) were kinda snickering about it. It gave me a little complex **runs dramatically into SR blog arms**
Any who, after hanging around them for a while I saw that they were insecure with themselves and liked my style 
now I just stick to seeing pillows to put in the backseat of my car 
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Also Sandra. How much is it exactly to bring back mobile site? I mean. We might be able to take up a collection. Sell some plates. Keep some kids. Sell some black art. Braid some hair. Something. This chit SUCKS.
Feels like Vegas don’t it
get up on that Tinashe …… just you and I……………………….. 
I had to really think about paula jai parker and who she was…
Why didn’t they say proud family the waynes bro friday don’t be a menace to south central etc? I think she was in an episode or two of House…or was it scrubs??
either way…
simpleton, u betta have it togeva fo’ tru-green show up tomorruh mo’nin!
dub don had me call in the weed killa. 
SummerBaby says:
Vivica is gonna shake things up on Hollywood Divas
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I might be alone on this..but Vivica disappointed me on Apprentice.
In an authentic board room (read: sans cameras)…would you REALLY push your palm in the face of a colleague and say… “Pshh…bounce trick!!”
???
I’ve acted unprofessionally on the job before..don’t get me wrong. But NEVER in front of the “Powers that be.”
And certainly not on nat’l tv!
I still haven’t decided how I wanted to give berf. I was decided on a water birth before I found out I was having twins, then I lost the one…now I’m undecided. (on whether I want drugs, natural or water)
dub, we could sell some of simpleton’s swing dresses, petticoats n shyt.
@WH
and did Cynthia’s hair OMG, but I love that suit/shoes NEIGH-NEIGH got on 
@RAZZ I know I was so glad I was out when Z20 got school aged because , I was on all of his and when I was sick MRZ was there, up until that nigga was in high school we ain’t neva missed Nathan with him :wave: (ARMY MOM t-shirt)
Flashing lightsssssssssssssss
feels like Vegas don’t it :headphones: how you like it throw me on da beddd :whislte: shid !!! 
Me and Lil J over here crunk
we could sell some of simpleton’s swing dresses, petticoats n shyt.
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Fawk !!! Everythang dammit :woot: bye …… handing out dimerits from last night …. left and damn right
Management …… 
Bye …..
@SIMPLE you betta be legit, you know when folks come in wrong what happens
@RAZZ you and MrRazz pray about and discuss it, trust God will let you know which one
lol. yall sure are funny! no i dont make the petticoats myself order them for $20 each with free shipping from China and they dont have hoops in them.
sometimes i dye them to be a lighter colour than the dress is but usualy i just leave them white but you can buy them in different colours but they cost 2-3 times more if you do. the pale green one that goes with the last dress i made was $50
and all of what i say is true; this is how i live my life and i an not a troll; what is a troll?? and no im not being held captive lol
but yes they actually DO have peddle machines that you can order online to power stuff that you are using to whomever suggested i was peddling by candlelight making a petticoat; again yall FUNNY!
i dont wear bloomers however; im victoria secret string bikini all day every day lol
my legs dont ever get cold in winter weather because i either wear heavy tights, simply stay home, or wear one of my full length furs when i go outside
whitty hutton says:
dub, we could sell some of simpleton’s swing dresses, petticoats n shyt.
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Items stamped with hubby’s “X” fetch xtra!
You know what…as much as I love Mean Girls I try to resist letting my inner Regina George tendencies take over. Everyone let’s be nice to Simple. She probably means well. You can sit with us Simple, right here next to me. Just a few tips though. You are proud of taking care of your home. Good for you. We ALL take care of our homes and clean though so please understand that it’s not extraordinary that you cook and clean regularly. Sewing is a great skill. Learn to take a joke and try and refrain from making baseless assumptions. This blog is all about entertainment. On Wednesdays we wear pink. So tell us about yourself. Are you married? Any children?
Ok, I have two questions/need your opinions:
1. So ya’ll know my situation that happened this weekend. While all the crazy mess was happening and I was trying to get my arrangements together to get home, I wasn’t thinking about my friend leaving with me. Honestly, I didn’t really care what she did. So anywho, I arranged to be picked up from the airport xyz all in the middle of the night. So in the morning, when I told her what was happening and she said that she would drop everything and leave with me. Long story short, if we had to leave emergently I was going to pay the difference for both of us for the change. But do you think that I would be responsible for giving her money for the days we missed and an excursion? What’s the proper etiquette for family emergencies on group trips?
@Whang
I’ve never watched Apprentice, but I do remember how Vivica behaved on Punked back in the day
Deborah Cox
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Unsung like HELL. If she woulda been signed to someone other than Skeletor ass Clive Davis at the start, I think she woulda been more fetch here. Mr. Burns looking bastard comes to find out was chasing dack instead of developing some great talent. He let Leona Lewis flap in the wind too.
Chile Lil J done put on Nik Jonas
I still get jealousssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ….. 
you so sexy beautiful ….. everybody wants a taste datssssssssssssss whyyyyyyyyyyyy :headphones:
kandi’s tittays look sweaty n hard! :yuck:
Cynthia looks like a brokedown Yolanda adams
that’s all I got for now…but damn, why Porsha got on my sheers??
Razz take the drugs! Take the drugs!
we could sell some of simpleton’s swing dresses, petticoats n shyt.
^^^^
Almost everyone I know who would be remotely interested in that chit from the early 40’s is DEAD.
Goodnight.
U got me in chains :headphones: chile DJ Lil J in houseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
go to youtube for da track listing ……………….. 
mzwhang90210 says:
I might be alone on this..but Vivica disappointed me on Apprentice.
In an authentic board room (read: sans cameras)…would you REALLY push your palm in the face of a colleague and say… “Pshh…bounce trick!!”
???
I’ve acted unprofessionally on the job before..don’t get me wrong. But NEVER in front of the “Powers that be.”
And certainly not on nat’l tv!
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In real life, no I would never behave like that at work or any other professional setting. But on these shows, I’m here for it when they let it rip.
oh and I forgot to mention that I have picked cotton before; I was hired as an extra on the movie “the identical” to pick cotton for 4 hours and was paid $20 per hour. that is NOT easy work and I also had to carry the bag of cotton to and from set!
Almost everyone I know who would be remotely interested in that chit from the early 40’s is DEAD.
How about the one that dated Cab Calloway?
Goodnight.
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@Simple
Where are you located?
@zeta- that’s exactly what we need to do.. pray on it. I did my research on the natural and water birth (I had drugs with lil razz and did my research back then). Mr. is just down with whatever he thinks I feel is best. Which don’t help me none
oh and I forgot to mention that I have picked cotton before; I was hired as an extra on the movie “the identical” to pick cotton for 4 hours and was paid $20 per hour. that is NOT easy work and I also had to carry the bag of cotton to and from set!
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serious question…did it prick your fangas? did you have arthur the next day?
see MoD…I can be nice.
BUT DO YOU HAVE A DAMN HUSBAND, WIFE, DOG, CAT???
we know your Home Ec skills, and you wear full length furrers and thongs :thumpsup: by the way but iz you married, obviously you don’t work outside the home, and you can do tricks, and seals acts, and whatnot
BUT don’t “push” your ideas on us, and stop with that women not suppose to wear pants NAH correct me if I’m wrong and acknowledge me when I’m right: what were they wearing in biblical times I’ll wait… NVM I’ll answer for you LONG ROBES, so what do that say. Jesus and all of them were cross dressers, because pants were not invented right, let me stop because I will not do this tonight,
SummerBaby says:
@Simple
Where are you located?
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*coughbellvuecough*
2. On the stengthen of New (ex) Friend making himself available to me and checking in- I picked him up a few bottle of liquor. My question/asking your opinion is should I give it to him? I’m fighting myself back and forth about this. On one hand I’m VERY appreciative that he looked out for me. However, I’m still team petty and hurt **sigh** I don’t want him to think that it’s an opening for forgiveness even though it could read that way
just not quite sure what to do in this one.
J done put on Bobby Brown again :fistbump: my folks
she be knowing…. we gets done over her 
Simple person says:
oh and I forgot to mention that I have picked cotton before; I was hired as an extra on the movie “the identical” to pick cotton for 4 hours and was paid $20 per hour. that is NOT easy work and I also had to carry the bag of cotton to and from set!
who da fawk caress….. hell what’s da topic 
I’m lost …. we on some plantation shyt ????? 
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What da world going on round here :here: <<<<< say dat country !
@RAZZ you know he don’t want to mess around and give your preggar’s azz the wrong answer
I will be praying also because you have to be so careful these days giving birth.
Myself I had a C-section with Z20 (I wasn’t pushing out shyt, bish can’t stand pain, but they had to do it anyway because his azz went to damn sleep under my damn rib
So ya’ll just gonna ignore me
She_ShowOut says: In real life, no I would never behave like that at work or any other professional setting. But on these shows, I’m here for it when they let it rip.
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I feel ya.
But I was disappointed in Vivica..for letting Kenya play her like that.
Kenya apologized to Viv..and was seemingly making nice (fake..yeah..it was), and it SEEMED like..to folks that don’t know how Kenya operates….that Viv was being petty and “typical” in how she responded.
EYEEE know how Viv felt..but still…knowingly or not..Kenya won. Even tho she was fired.
Oh dat ain’t a emote
let me log off…. BYE
pETTY
@TM girl hell men do it all the time, get you some
and then say :whatcho bout to do” afta it’s over
ShowOut!
you regress… please just put your lil waistline back in your gravi. Yeen got to do this 
Jenie! I love that Nick Jonas song!
DUB! Please log the fugg out… :crying1:
Simple! You an actress?
what you been in? Do it. 
zeta4lif says:
BUT DO YOU HAVE A DAMN HUSBAND, WIFE, DOG, CAT???
we know your Home Ec skills, and you wear full length furrers and thongs :thumpsup: by the way but iz you married, obviously you don’t work outside the home, and you can do tricks, and seals acts, and whatnot
BUT don’t “push” your ideas on us, and stop with that women not suppose to wear pants NAH correct me if I’m wrong and acknowledge me when I’m right: what were they wearing in biblical times I’ll wait… NVM I’ll answer for you LONG ROBES, so what do that say. Jesus and all of them were cross dressers, because pants were not invented right, let me stop because I will not do this tonight,
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I;m on here ebonics times 100 on here
bye again 
You is Petty, You is Messy, You is Extra aka TM says:
2. On the stengthen of New (ex) Friend making himself available to me and checking in- I picked him up a few bottle of liquor. My question/asking your opinion is should I give it to him? I’m fighting myself back and forth about this. On one hand I’m VERY appreciative that he looked out for me. However, I’m still team petty and hurt **sigh** I don’t want him to think that it’s an opening for forgiveness even though it could read that way
just not quite sure what to do in this one.
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I’m lost cuz Iono the WHOLE story.
Soooo..Imma just agree with the majority when THEY answer.
Nancy Drew Wears Prada
…that’s all. 
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Jenie! I love that Nick Jonas song!
excuse me while I put on the modern day BEE gEES …… (Maroon 5) Boom!!!!!!!!!!!!! :woot: 
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:heaphones: in da playlist
*coughbellvuecough*
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foolish!!
@WHANG gurl!!!! God did’t brang me to the “da cancer” twice for this chit
It is 10pm. DF said he’d put Dragon3 to bed. He’s right here in front of me buck naked telling me how clean he is
Whang, fugg you & that *cough* :crying1:
to bed! 
ZETA,take yo
@MOD “what that mouf do” you know what it iz :blow: don’t forget your “rag” for your mouth
AND NO HAWKING LOU-GIES!! nah
clawd hammercy…Olivia’s new dack don’ kilt jake!!
deddy pope is not to be messed with!
Nancy Drew Wears Prada
…that’s all. 
says:
Whang, fugg you & that *cough* :crying1:
:danban2:
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Go Off !!!!
don’t forget your “rag” for your mouth
AND NO HAWKING LOU-GIES!!
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you’s a nut frfr!!
I miss Bren
I’m having a moment :crying1: 
Okay now I need to log off…. I have no one to tickle my nipples 
bye guys have a good night sad:
Zeta I meant Dragon3 was in front of me naked, not DF
He came in here to show me how clean he is.
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Soooo is Warren pimping Erica?
#marymary
Zeta I meant Dragon3 was in front of me naked, not DF
He came in here to show me how clean he is.
I was like, damn that nigga bout to lay the dack cross yo bottom lip while u still typing!! 
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I thought u was talmbout DF too!
Soooo is Warren pimping Erica?
#marymary
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that magilla gorilla nigga ain’t gon stop til he has pulled away from her sister permanently…both professionally and personally. then he’s really gonna dog her ass out!
@MZ WHANG…I see your point
@Nancy…this gravi is bar-lee showing up…the better one must be the side view?
Whitty!
I had just TOLD Mister that dude warnt right!!! Lawd, what us gone do now?????!!!! Jake is Dead Dead Dead!!!!!
@nan
I knew he wasn’t right when he showed up at the do’ with deddy pope last week. that drugging him was just to throw Olivia’s ol dumbass off! and she fell for it hook, line and sinker.
@Nancy
@MOD girl u betta get them “nimbers” straight
cause I’m like why iz you still typing
that magilla gorilla nigga ain’t gon stop til he has pulled away from her sister permanently…both professionally and personally. then he’s really gonna dog her ass out!
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Like, does he EVER step out of business mode?!
was Blanche here today? anybody who keeps in contact with her off da blog touch base with her today?
Who said we selling petticoats to the Amish? Who in here making whale & dolphin clothes?
zeta, u saw what I said?
I thought u was talmbout DF too!
I was like, damn that nigga bout to lay the dack cross yo bottom lip while u still typing!! 
Zeta I meant Dragon3 was in front of me naked, not DF
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Okay, this makes more sense (cause I was like, why the fugg she still on here with BBD staring her in the face?????)
@MoD about to get it in like Olivia did with stomp the yard ninja. :wave: DoD dack
ok guys that’s my time, getting ready to go and chill with MRZ for a minute (since I’m off tomorrow
) and turn in for the evening (after I eat me another piece of meatloaf)
LOVE YOU GUYS AND
on everybody’s forehead (MommaZ said that’s makes u have good dreams 
:bye
Nite, Zeta
@Zeta, ima need you to unplug Whitty keyboard, Dub keyboard & yours & burn them bytches.
@Dub I too want the mobile back. *goes to start a GoFund account*
ShowOut! Don’t turch it :stop: it’s perfect… leave it lone
@Petty, the emergency was yours. Your friend didn’t wanna be alone so she left too. If she had left then you could ask but cuz it’s you, eat it up boo.
2…send ole dude the wine with a note that says: for picking me up from the airport when you didn’t have to. I appreciate that act. Now don’t be getting any ideas.
I’m so
they killed Jake. Who gonna eat Olivia on the beach now?
Nite Zeta
@Whang, put your keyboard in the burning pile too.
Lawd, ya’ll gotta do a lot to keep ya’ll husband – including checking how clean dey is?!
Imma be sangle forever
Thanks Hotfangas! It would not have bothered me if she stayed but if she left then I would feel obligated to give her something….
@Nancy
glad I got it right this time.
@Petty, who losing money you or her?
Whit, this is my first time signing in today so I don’t know if B was here.
@Nan, is Blanche ok?
I already know how clean Mister is (hail, he done bout used up ALL of my ‘spensive Olay body wash
)
If she left with me I feel like I would be obligated to give her money towards the days that we lost.
This might be #teamcancer shyt. But I feel like I would owe her something. If it was me on the other hand I wouldn’t expect anything from the person having the emergency.
MisU, whitty was just asking if we’d heard from Blanche; I don’t think I saw her on here today, and I know earlier in the week she was a lil sad and feeling stressed. so whitty asking about her reminded me of that.
petty,
it was an unforeseen situation so I don’t think you should pay for the missed days. and if yall are down like fo’ flat tires, she won’t take your money anyway.
Petty, ok she paid more for the vacation & decided to leave early with you? If so, I’d say hey I wanted to tell you how much I appreciate you cutting your vacation short for me. So how much I owe you for the missed days? She may say nothing.
@Nancy
glad I got it right this time.
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You and me both!
I thought u was talmbout DF too!
I was like, damn that nigga bout to lay the dack cross yo bottom lip while u still typing!! 
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yes, offer but if you were my friend I wouldn’t take money from you in a situation like this.
ok, CLEARLY I c&p’d the wrong damn thang!!
let’s try that again:
If so, I’d say hey I wanted to tell you how much I appreciate you cutting your vacation short for me. So how much I owe you for the missed days? She may say nothing.
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yes, offer but if you were my friend I wouldn’t take money from you in a situation like this.
I’m so over work this week
She may say nothing.
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Right, especially if you add a lil :crying1: when you ask her…
All! 
@Whitty put the damn
down when you c&p
And here comes KiMi talking bout she overworked. Like we forget her BD was coming over to get the baby & bring her his birthday dack. She done dressed all fine with thongs on high heels beer in one hand when he came to door. She overworked alright, over worked them jaws tuh
Whitty, pass me some of ta drank!!
We paid the same amount for the trip but she said that she would leave when I left. I told her that she didn’t have to, I would be ok with her enjoying the rest of her stay but she insisted that she would. She just lost her father a little under a year ago so this brought up some tough emotions for her. We are not close like we use to be which is another reason
Kimi said she was dressing fine to go down to the Walmart
MisU he came and got the baby and dropped his laundry off. I let it sit right there like I didn’t see it. Normally I’ll wash it and fold for him. Not today. TUH *in my Dubb voice*
Hey Petty
How you been?
Kimi!!
and then snacks your hand for doing his laundry.
*smacks
I’m doing good. Glad to be home. How are you and little handsome?
Petty I will not be doing anymore of his laundry for a LONG time
and we’re good the boy is driving me crazy as always but I 
him. That’s my baby 
Drops off his laundry & you’d do it? Huh
did he leave money too cuz a maid gets paid. F that ish. I wish a ninja would. Fawk around come back & find day-day from down the street wearing his jeans & homeless guy sugarbear wearing his drawals. You & blanche are good women. This why I’ll die a lonely roses. My knees @ jaws not built for it 
I can’t find my wrap cap to wrap my hair. I am not going to sleep without wrapping my hair