Adele Dresses in Drag to Celebrate Her Birthday

Sandra Rose May 6, 2015

Adele as George Michael

British chanteuse Adele dressed in drag for her 27th birthday. The full-figured singer who was born in Tottenham, London, England turned 27 on Tuesday.

George Michael

To celebrate her born day, Adele enlisted the aide of her makeup artist and stylist to transform her into openly gay British singing legend George Michael — complete with full beard and mustache!

Michael cemented his legacy as one half of the British pop duo Wham! Michael twirled out of the closet in 2009 after multiple embarrassing arrests for cruising public restrooms in search of random sex with strangers.

Adele probably always fantasized about dressing in drag as a man for at least one night (don’t we all?)

In a Twitter post on Wednesday Adele thanked her followers for their birthday wishes, and she called Michael her hero.

I wonder what Michael thinks of Adele’s flattering imitation of him?

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Adele Doesn’t Care What You Think…

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kamadiva

Looks like she lost some weight!

Is she going to record again? I know she was focusing on her baby, but I like her music! Would I have to subscribe to Tidal for it? sheez
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

Adele needs to dress her azz on down to the studio and give us another album
luVn_liFe…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLcvNH5zA_I #missyJSays

who told me about ddotomen… yew ruined my life :crying1: Imma be catching up on seasons upon seasons
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahneSxJYnHo&list=UUcbYWMlGF9Jj58Rp10X7Rag that_VA_thickchick

So are we still in denial that Adele and Sam Smith are the same person? Oh Ok!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLcvNH5zA_I #missyJSays

I’on think I’m with child. The two times I was pregnant, I knew immediately. I don’t think I am, but something is amiss. I’ll get to the bottom of it soon though.

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I had a fish dream this week…
Str8tUpMenace

that_VA_thickchick says:

So are we still in denial that Adele and Sam Smith are the same person? Oh Ok!
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You sound like Charlamagne
WhoDat

to transform her into openly gay British singing legend George Michael
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Didnt I tell yall on this blog before when he come up…that I am NOT over there here ish? Nor will I EVER be?

He was drug out the closet Sandra. He aint come twirling out. Nigga was arrested for trying to buy boi pusscee. I aint been right SINCE.
https://www.facebook.com/pages/She_ShowOut/1386876974967664?fref=ts She_ShowOut

#missyJSays says:

who told me about ddotomen… yew ruined my life :crying1: Imma be catching up on seasons upon seasons
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I learned about it from Sandra on this here blog This blog is school…have me doing homework, recipes….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

Michael twirled out of the closet in 2009
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Auntie, I think you forgot to update your filler date
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That aint drag. Thats how all them ppl cross da pond look. All of em look like the Beatles.

Speaking of which, been meaning to put my kids on to Mr. Bean. They wld like his goofy ass–who just so happens to look like some kin to Benny Hill.
WhoDat

Michael cemented his legacy as one half of the British pop duo Wham!
^^^^^^^^^^^^
“I’m never gonna daynce agane. Guilty feet aint gat no rhy-thm.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiALdvRJZyo Milanisti
https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

So are we still in denial that Adele and Sam Smith are the same person? Oh Ok!
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All them ppl are inbred. Thats why they look like slackjaw hillbillies but with a fancy accent. All they chins bout to fall off. Thats just how they look
luVn_liFe…

DID anybody read the story in MISSOURI “Homer ___ Hospital”
they were taking young black girls babies and giving them away for adoption!???
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

Speaking of which, been meaning to put my kids on to Mr. Bean. They wld like his goofy ass–who just so happens to look like some kin to Benny Hill.
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I always have tears when I watch Mr. Bean. I’m so lame.
Unshakable

Who don’t think they pregnant? And whether someone twirls, swirls, or whirls, it’s they business. They deserve. Whether Adele dresses as a gay man, hetero, or heaphrodite, she is beaullifah.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

That’s from George michael’s I Wantcho Sex days!!!

LuvLife
My downstairs comment was for tonight’s game, not no Like on no phone
He be done left something ‘special’ in Chgo
WhoDat

Auntie, I think you forgot to update your filler date
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Cause that there ish happened in 1998. I had to LEAVE WORK. I heard that ish on the radio on the gossip segment. Not pre-internet, but it wasnt like this. I was like I feel sick. I need to go HOME.
Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

I got real tears..
kamadiva

BENNY HILL!!!! I use to LOVE Benny…be sneaking trying to watch when I was a young’un.
luVn_liFe…

My downstairs comment was for tonight’s game, not no Like on no phone
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Que?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

*waits for Kdubs reason to LuvLife’s post*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

LuvLife
Lebron, or should I say Savannah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

Cause that there ish happened in 1998. I had to LEAVE WORK. I heard that ish on the radio on the gossip segment. Not pre-internet, but it wasnt like this. I was like I feel sick. I need to go HOME.
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I remember seeing it on MTV News
Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

Some ppl just wonderfilled is all

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Thas brutiful. My chirren have this ..resilience is what imma call it. I been done told them slap off and they be right back in 5mins like WADDUP MA.
luVn_liFe…

*waits for Kdubs reason to LuvLife’s post*
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U betta NAHT be saying what I thank Yew SAYING

lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

I ate like ah hog just now…. Ion care *breathes hard-*
https://www.facebook.com/pages/She_ShowOut/1386876974967664?fref=ts She_ShowOut

Sandra says:
Adele probably always fantasized about dressing in drag as a man for at least one night (don’t we all?)
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We do? When I was 10yrs old I dressed up like the old drunk man that laid down in front of the liquor store and begged for enough money to buy more liquor…I won 1st place in the neighborhood Halloween contest. Other than that
Unshakable

@Luvie,

Say whet nah?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

LuvLife
Whet
https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

Butter: you hv to get older but growing up is optional

Moms had me thinking Benny Hill was in the porn category like Porkys, revenge of the nerds, & police academy.
Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

Also my mama dreamed about fish too. Its one of yall.
WhoDat

*waits for Kdubs reason to LuvLife’s post*
^^^^^^^^^^
Which post? Dont matter cause I love everything Luvie post.
Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

BAD AZZ I did not know this —>Hubby is a Virgo.

Holding you.
Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

He be done left something ‘special’ in Chgo
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I’ll beat his ass.
WhoDat

Its one of yall.
^^^^^^^^^
My uterus is empty of life Praises to Jesus. I will be…more in my upper 30’s on Saturday. This factory is CLOSED *slams factory door in betwix my legs*
luVn_liFe…

Unshakable says: Say whet nah?

<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
Whet

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so ya'll aint seen the story. it's so sad. One lady was reunited w/her babygirl who is in her 30's
someone and others took it upon theirselves to judge who should keep their babies.
a Damn shame!
Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

I ate like ah hog just now…. Ion care *breathes hard-*
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IKTR fren. :fistbump: Remind me of that gum commercial, buddy be like I will not surrender till my gum gives out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

Nigga was arrested for trying to buy boi pusscee. I aint been right SINCE.

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I should the phrase boi pusscee so much. I gotta ask my geigh co worker if he’s familiar with the term. He was just telling me about the morning action he got. These gays can be whore bags
luVn_liFe…

*waits for Kdubs reason to LuvLife’s post*
^^^^^^^^^^
Which post? Dont matter cause I love everything Luvie post.
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DTTS GONE YENtA
WhoDat

And Dub20 will really BE 20 tomorrow. I cant birth nobody and then she be out with the lil babe and folks be like awe your baby so cute.

Dub20: This aint my gatdamn baby lady
Random Lady: But the baby look alot like you
Dub20: This my ole fast azz mama baby. So much for safe sex.

I dont need those problems.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

Oh my goodness ShowOut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLcvNH5zA_I #missyJSays

I gotta catch up… baked beans and ground meat but top with hungry jack biscuits and cover bake in the oven add some cheddar cheese when done and melts #fatkidfoods
Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

someone and others took it upon theirselves to judge who should keep their babies.
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I did not need to read this…!! I so needed this!!!
luVn_liFe…

Dub20: This aint my gatdamn baby lady
Random Lady: But the baby look alot like you
Dub20: This my ole fast azz mama baby.
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Ommmmyyyygawd!!!!!

SEE!
Ima GEAUX
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

Thats why they look like slackjaw hillbillies but with a fancy accent.

*******

I loved me some Mr. BEAN. The episode of his at the pool? I laughed real tears
https://www.facebook.com/lists/10150387562179388#!/video.php?v=347882248719363 User Friendly

Aint nunna me. I prolly dont eem know how to no mo per Plies
Str8tUpMenace

Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye says:

BAD AZZ I did not know this —>Hubby is a Virgo.
Holding you.
_______________________

Now yall gotta better understanding of why I’m crazy as hell????
Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

These gays can be whore bags
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THE BIGGEST. I will click the petition button for the best of them but I swear we wouldnt be so up in their sex life if they didnt put it so on front street!
kamadiva

@Dub – That is what ManChile said at 18 when I told him we was having LilDiva!

Me: We want you to know that you will be a Big Brother

ManChile: You lecturing me about safe sex and yall ain’t using condoms! (walks off)
Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

Other than that
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One time in the mid 90s we all wanted to dress like TBoz and Left eye and chilli if you was a WHORE. But thats all I got.
Str8tUpMenace

Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye says:

Also my mama dreamed about fish too. Its one of yall.
_________________________

I soooooooo wish it was me

#igotthefeverBAD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

Whatcha eat Stranger Danger?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

Moms had me thinking Benny Hill was in the porn category like Porkys, revenge of the nerds, & police academy.
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Revenge of the Nerds and Police Academy are some of my favorite movie collections of all time. I think Booger is funny
Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

more in my upper 30’s
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GRade A word smithing. :lol

Birthday time:.. bounce:
SOTHERNGRL

Cause that there ish happened in 1998. I had to LEAVE WORK. I heard that ish on the radio on the gossip segment. Not pre-internet, but it wasnt like this. I was like I feel sick. I need to go HOME.
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I remember seeing it on MTV News
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When this happened middle sis come crying tolmbout you said it. You said he was gay from the beginning. Me: I cant help it if I knew. Her: Me: you’ll get over it.
http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U I AM MisTaken I don’t get tired :huh: of being PETTY :)

Missy around here eating 3 meals in one dish
http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U I AM MisTaken I don’t get tired :huh: of being PETTY :)

I know I ain’t PREGANINT I would just die
Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

Price met her 49-year-old daughter Melanie Diane Gilmore last month after Gilmore’s granddaughter tracked Price down using a birth certificate. DNA tests have proven Gilmore is Price’s daughter. Price said her baby was born six months premature and weighed just one pound.

“That’s why it was believable when they told me my baby had passed,” said Price, a renowned gospel singer who has performed in films. “When I left that hospital, that chapter was closed.”
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I could fight a fire right now. Lord!
iWasteTime

What I miss
Miany

my uterus is the one full of life…
I know it aint tho
dayum bad habit will NOT let me be great
http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U I AM MisTaken I don’t get tired :huh: of being PETTY :)

@MAN got somebody sperminated. A Zeta
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

I loved me some Mr. BEAN. The episode of his at the pool? I laughed real tears
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The episode with him driving his car while sitting in a recline on top :crying1:
Str8tUpMenace

iWasteTime says:

What I miss
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Everything chile…..everything

Yall now understand my crazy, and the blog pregnant. Yes, hun, all the females on the blog
http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U I AM MisTaken I don’t get tired :huh: of being PETTY :)

@Miany you want a baby?
Pray that my phone charger working at my desk. My phone at 44% and I was about to try and listen to Ciara new cd see if it was going to go coke bottle.. I was checking out the Sia album when I said maybe later
Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

And Dub20 will really BE 20 tomorrow. I cant birth nobody and then she be out with the lil babe and folks be like awe your baby so cute.

Dub20: This aint my gatdamn baby lady
Random Lady: But the baby look alot like you
Dub20: This my ole fast azz mama baby. So much for safe sex.

I dont need those problems.
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LMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I told 18 she dont want her baby with a ratchet grandma… do you?!?! LMAOOO my kid say she aint having no babies or pets LMAO.

When me and her dad was picking up that car today he out there with his new arm baby. Dude like thats your grandbaby? BD does not look old at all but i guess he know our kid is 18. He like Naw this my little man

THIS ME: “Aint he foolish :bigrrin: He started all over. ”

WHy he gonna say, “naw WE started young.. ”

I holled laughing. good one Bd. Good one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

I soooooooo wish it was me
#igotthefeverBAD
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I have too since New Year. Honey Dip and I had a heart to heart and we won’t try this year but next. We might have been telling God our plans with that one.
http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U I AM MisTaken I don’t get tired :huh: of being PETTY :)

@MENACE its some men on here that is PREGANINT too I ain’t name no names cause they might sissy claw me but … None of the babies gone be basic
luVn_liFe…

I could fight a fire right now. Lord!
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B.. . . .

they have a video of them re-uniting Melanie is death.
Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

Now yall gotta better understanding of why I’m crazy as hell????
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Naw Mirs I thank DAS YOUR OWN sign making you cray cray but yes I agree aggravated surely by those surrounding signs
Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

I gotta catch up… baked beans and ground meat but top with hungry jack biscuits and cover bake in the oven add some cheddar cheese when done and melts #fatkidfoods
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They’on know.
SOTHERNGRL

We do? When I was 10yrs old I dressed up like the old drunk man that laid down in front of the liquor store and begged for enough money to buy more liquor…I won 1st place in the neighborhood Halloween contest. Other than that
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@showout round here dressing like Ned the wino and winning prizes.
Str8tUpMenace

I AM MisTaken I don’t get tired of being PETTY says:

@MENACE its some men on here that is PREGANINT too I ain’t name no names cause they might sissy claw me but … None of the babies gone be basic
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I swear on Miss Lawrence’s imaginary uterus, I was gonna say some men folk on here preggo too, but I backspaced it.
Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

Aint nunna me. I prolly dont eem know how to no mo per Plies
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Plies gonna be the ruin-ation of all decent ppl! I cant wait to see if I get my 48hr response. Within 48hrs.
Str8tUpMenace

And yes, I meant to type backspaced
Miany

Mistaken…I have baby fever, my bad habit has a toddler so it aint happening… He has 0 plans on impregnating me… he told me I gotta wait at least 3 years
I may have to find me a new man.
WhoDat

Ommmmyyyygawd!!!!!
SEE!
Ima GEAUX
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Dub20 will tell somebody QUICK “I got a thing in my arm. I cant have no kids. When this one run out, I am going to get ANOTHER ONE. I am the oldest of SIX kids. I dont WANT any kids” She is not here for it. Imma be OLD by the time I get some grands. Dub10 my only hope. She claims she wants 6 kids tho, and I gotta come live with her and her husband to help “cause Imma be their grandma”. What kind of CHIT is THAT? Make your damn daddy live with yall! Aint HE gonna be they granddaddy? I aint trying to be worried with that many kids. FOH.
SOTHERNGRL

Also my mama dreamed about fish too. Its one of yall.
&&&&&&&&&&&&
@Butter. She say we will know in 4 hrs.
Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

You lecturing me about safe sex and yall ain’t using condoms! (walks off)
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I hollered so damn loud. The walk off? Kilt me.
luVn_liFe…

he out there with his new arm baby. Dude like thats your grandbaby? BD does not look old at all but i guess he know our kid is 18. He like Naw this my little man

THIS ME: “Aint he foolish :bigrrin: He started all over. ”

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IDiOT! my sons deddy too. bebee is maybe 9 months. chile
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

I prolly dont eem know how to :hunch: no mo per Plies

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I’m sorry Boo But with practice you will be back. I’ve been there before. Had to relearn :blow: and errythang. The good news is that it only took one refresher course and i was back
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

I know I ain’t PREGANINT I would just die
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your mister told you he wanted to have another. You may have said no, but he answered, “Don’t believe? Just watch *Birdman hand rub*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLcvNH5zA_I #missyJSays

*slams factory door in betwix my legs*

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Slamming betwix legs is what causes the affliction.. not prevent it
Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

The episode with him driving his car while sitting in a recline on top
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CRINE :crying1: Me and my cousin would only be flipping past PBS fukk round and be there STILL watching Mr Bean hours later..
Str8tUpMenace

Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye says:

Now yall gotta better understanding of why I’m crazy as hell????
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Naw Mirs I thank DAS YOUR OWN sign making you cray cray but yes I agree aggravated surely by those surrounding signs
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You got me, you got me.

<—–Them when I start flippin out. Then they start talkin chit, and screaming Color Money.
WUT IZ A PHD!!! :grill:

It FUKKIN OFFICIAL… K-DUB GOT TOOOO MUCH POWER…WHY BUFFALO WILD WINGS NOW CALLING THEMSELVES… B-DUB??!! I SAW THIS COMMERSHALL LASTNITE!!
iWasteTime

Yes, hun, all the females on the blog
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The Phuck!
I rebuke this.
My ovaries are vacant
I’m have a likka and baby
Miany

to all the ladies with baby fever..mine aint for real for real it’s just in my head, his denying me the baby aint real either (the man crazy)… cuz LAST week I tinkled on a stick me:
Bad Habit:
http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U I AM MisTaken I don’t get tired :huh: of being PETTY :)

Not imaginary tubes Wait was I supposed to backspace I went too far again??? Why must I saw what others are thinking?
Don’t you come in here sissy clawing at me YOU. Yes you.
SOTHERNGRL

Dub20: This aint my gatdamn baby lady
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I dont know why this tickled me so.
WhoDat

@OTB told yall I told Dub20 few years ago if she get knocked for her, her baby and all their chit to go RIGHT TO HER DADDY house. That nig nog over there with a 5 year old and a 3.5 year old. And at THAT time when I told her…they were lil babies too. FOH. I aint babysitting. Go over there. All they doing OBVIOUSLY is fuggin and making you some more sibs. You and your baby will fit in FINE. Bah
http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U I AM MisTaken I don’t get tired :huh: of being PETTY :)

your mister told you he wanted to have another. You may have said no, but he answered, “Don’t believe? Just watch *Birdman hand rub*
May 6, 2015 at 2:28 pm
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I got two CHIRREN off his withdrawal method … Dats why I am going next week to get some BC ..
WhoDat

B-DUB??!! I SAW THIS COMMERSHALL LASTNITE!!
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I saw that ish too. I of course was like: they need to cut my damn CHECK!
Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

Awwwwwww!!! I hope the blog gets all the babies it wants. :2dance:

I sniffed under BD lil fella neck and . *deep sigh*

Gone head on yall . *adds another 10dollars to afterchild fund*
iWasteTime

he claims she wants 6 kids tho, and I gotta come live with her and her husband to help “cause Imma be their grandma”. What kind of CHIT is THAT?
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I wanted 4. Getting that one here was E Muva phucking NOUGH !
I feel her on the granny part though. I wish my mom was one of those Grannies. She was 51 when my son was born I have to catch her to sit She be like let me check my phone:
Going to BBQ’s on the 3 rd, Dinosaurs BBQ the following week, the Race Track and oh we going to 40/40.
Phuck it MA! I’ll stay home
Str8tUpMenace

WUT IZ A PHD!!! says:

It FUKKIN OFFICIAL… K-DUB GOT TOOOO MUCH POWER…WHY BUFFALO WILD WINGS NOW CALLING THEMSELVES… B-DUB??!! I SAW THIS COMMERSHALL LASTNITE!!
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She done climbed up the ladder…..First she was runnin www. sandrarose. msword, then she moved up to running www. sandrarose. com, and now she running and dubbin out the Wild Wings :fistbump: bew :fistbump:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

WHY BUFFALO WILD WINGS NOW CALLING THEMSELVES… B-DUB??!!

******

Been calling it that since ’99.
Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

And yes, I meant to type backspaced
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And youre ‘d for it.
WhoDat

its some men on here that is PREGANINT too
^^^^^^^^^^
@Man?

I aint giving that nigga a blog baby shower. NO. NEAUX.
WUT IZ A PHD!!! :grill:

WhoDat says:

B-DUB??!! I SAW THIS COMMERSHALL LASTNITE!!
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I saw that ish too. I of course was like: they need to cut my damn CHECK!
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K Dub.. yo I sat down and watched the whole commercial to see if I heard what I heard. Yeah they stole yo identatee!!
http://www.landofpure.net EYE :whip: finity yeen know? :tea:

i see u Adele!

hey yaw! <—drag kit
Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

Mistaken…I have baby fever, my bad habit has a toddler so it aint happening… He has 0 plans on impregnating me… he told me I gotta wait at least 3 years
I may have to find me a new man.

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MIA so crazy.
Miany

Kdub…. :stop: let Dub10 be great…just be happy you got bouts 15-20 years of freedom fore she have you raisin grand babies…she smaht cuz childcare aint cheap
WUT IZ A PHD!!! :grill:

Does your Drag Kit have Whipfinity in it?
Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

and I gotta come live with her and her husband to help “cause Imma be their grandma”. What kind of CHIT is THAT? Make your damn daddy live with yall! Aint HE gonna be they granddaddy?
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Men have it SO easy. They dont even have to watch future chirren!
http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U I AM MisTaken I don’t get tired :huh: of being PETTY :)

FAY Who you want to drag? I am open for suggestions
http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U I AM MisTaken I don’t get tired :huh: of being PETTY :)

Men have it SO easy. They dont even have to watch future chirren!
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I was like whoa :stop: too far FREN .. Ciara did try to get dreds to give that baby a father.. So technically he has seen his daddy
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Y youngthug & the game beefing? i already know its a stupid reason but tell me anyway

Im dressed like a whore at work again by mistake. This dress was at my knees when i put it on this dress tryna get me chose. Its a sweater dress. Sweaters posed to be preppy & stuff but not on today
Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

The good news is that it only took one refresher course and i was back
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Fudgeeeeeee. I dont think imma need a course. I aint been outta action just aint have no partna. Dude MIGHT be like I thought you said yeen been doing nothing..

LMAOOOOOO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

I got two CHIRREN off his withdrawal method … Dats why I am going next week to get some BC ..
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Meaning y’all still on the withdrawal method? Aye everybody, MisT is knocked up!!!! *I ain’t gone tell nobody else though*
WhoDat

I sniffed under BD lil fella neck and . *deep sigh*
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I used to sniff on Dub20 lil sibs too. I USED to keep them. then the boy turned into a damn punk and cry all the damn time about NOTHING and the lil girl (who looks JUST LIKE DUB20. JUST LIKE HER. Its like I am looking at my own baby) is mean AS FAWK. Sister Wife be like can you watch them. I CAN. But have your azz HERE in the morning at 8 a.m. EST or I am driving your kids TO YOU. Leave they damn car seats. Cause if that lil boy brang his crine azz in here ONE more time I am making the trip TONIGHT BISH.
Str8tUpMenace

I AM MisTaken I don’t get tired of being PETTY says:

FAY Who you want to drag? I am open for suggestions
_____________________________

I wanna drag Sir Joseline for wearing Fonzie’s wig on Monday
Str8tUpMenace

User Friendly says:

Y youngthug & the game beefing? i already know its a stupid reason but tell me anyway
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Young Thug wanna show Game what his mouf do
Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

<—–Them when I start flippin out. Then they start talkin chit, and screaming Color Money
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:crying1: The VIrgo said to me.."your sign say you a mood swinger? What that mean?"

I was like, "What? I dont know what youre..you know that stuff aint real right..?!?! " Zero to dont try me real quick on his ass.
Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

(the man crazy)…
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Im fully expecting you to show up in here married in the coming. I said it last year MIA. Last year!
Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

All they doing OBVIOUSLY is fuggin and making you some more sibs.
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Str8tUpMenace

Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye says:

<—–Them when I start flippin out. Then they start talkin chit, and screaming Color Money
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:crying1: The VIrgo said to me.."your sign say you a mood swinger? What that mean?"
I was like, "What? I dont know what youre..you know that stuff aint real right..?!?! " Zero to dont try me real quick on his ass.
___________________________

Lawd, I just flipped out the other night on Hubby. He said something slick, but it was funny.

Me: ::rofl: then, "fugg you bish, that chit ain't funny"
Him: Sit yo ole moody azz down. Chit.

I rolled my eyes, snuck in the other room, and started all over again. SMH
https://www.facebook.com/pages/She_ShowOut/1386876974967664?fref=ts She_ShowOut

We do? When I was 10yrs old I dressed up like the old drunk man that laid down in front of the liquor store and begged for enough money to buy more liquor…I won 1st place in the neighborhood Halloween contest. Other than that
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@showout round here dressing like Ned the wino and winning prizes.
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@DTTS and @Sotherngrl…remember back when pepsi bottles were glass I had one wrapped in a brown paper bag. They almost refused my entry into the party “like no winos allowed” I had to have someone vouch for me to get in. :wails:
http://www.landofpure.net EYE :whip: finity yeen know? :tea:

WUT u crazy guhl! whassuper?

Taken! what’s crackalin luv?
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Wait who sed they going NEXT WEEK? dont u know can hear? They gone double in potency btw now & next week

They call em fighter sperms
http://www.landofpure.net EYE :whip: finity yeen know? :tea:

Str8tUpMenace says:

User Friendly says:
Y youngthug & the game beefing? i already know its a stupid reason but tell me anyway
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Young Thug wanna show Game what his mouf do

pretty much! he had to brang up that he usta be a skrippa, so u know that’s what was on his mind!
Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

She be like let me check my phone:
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Girl I got tears. :crying1: My mama finally back in jville with no kids. Lil brother call me like get cho mama..! I say why she should be happy?!?! She had my sisters kids for like 3mths finally bought them home.

Bro say Yeah she happy, sitting in here tombout she hope Lil Darryl(what they call me mama bf ) dont thrown out her rebuilt hip.. LMAOOOOOO. I will slap my sister right now if’n she try to get my mama to babysit. LET HER LIVE.
http://www.landofpure.net EYE :whip: finity yeen know? :tea:

Yasss UF! gimme dem jellies! i need a size 9 doe
http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U I AM MisTaken I don’t get tired :huh: of being PETTY :)

his dress tryna get me chose. Its a sweater dress. Sweaters posed to be preppy & stuff but not on today
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now you know we big bootied and breasts women cannot wear certain things at certain lengths I was in H&M and they had some SUPER cute dress with the zipper going up the back. Dress fit everywhere nice but wouldn’t zip ‘cross the donk. Or the dess would be nice but I would pick it up and automatically knew if I tried it on it would be under my cheeks Am I old or are they making hemlines short as a general rule now? No seriously. I ain’t tall at all. My booty do make the hemline go up a few inches but I got to get knee length skirts or dress just to not look like a THOT in church or at work
http://www.landofpure.net EYE :whip: finity yeen know? :tea:

i got nerbis entergy
Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

I was like whoa too far FREN .. Ciara did try to get dreds to give that baby a father.. So technically he has seen his daddy
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Speaking of…is Ciara refusing to die or what?! I like that chit, I must say! Every news cast they talking CIara. I be like Cici? Ci ci? LMAOOOO Gone head SEE AIR RAH
http://www.landofpure.net EYE :whip: finity yeen know? :tea:

can i get a recap?
Str8tUpMenace

Yall heard about Jonathan Cheban calling Blac Chyna and Amber Rose “Ghetto Street Bullies?”

Another fool with a boi puss wishing he had to invest in Always or O.B. on a monthly basis.

*patiently waiting for Amber’s response*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLcvNH5zA_I #missyJSays

dont u know can hear? They gone double in potency btw now & next week

They call em fighter sperms

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I tole her 3 flights down she was gone be knocked up at the appointment She’on wanna lissen tho.. Hard head make for a pregnit behind (Cause you know Taken carry in her azz)
Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

Hellur Fayyyyyyyyy La I am coming to near you (Quincy) Sat. A lot of Saturdays prolly but then you still 2hrs away I hate the panhandle! Long ass handle. :eyeroll:
iWasteTime

Lil Darryl(what they call me mama bf ) dont thrown out her rebuilt hip.. LMAOOOOOO.
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Lololol! Lil Darryl put in that work.
Girl my mom got asked out a few weeks ago, she gonna ask the man if he can afford it cause she don’t do dutch and she done been out with broke men and she not bout that life. He tell her yeah, he got it he asking her out. She still ain’t give the man a answer, he has a 8 year old and she is OFFFFFFT IT!
Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

Im dressed like a whore at work again by mistake
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As long as you wearing real scent and not some Body SHop type stuff you might be alright..might make it home in one piece..with no solicitation offers
http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U I AM MisTaken I don’t get tired :huh: of being PETTY :)

Meaning y’all still on the withdrawal method? Aye everybody, MisT is knocked up!!!! *I ain’t gone tell nobody else though*
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Where you been I been withdrawing since about *counts on fingers 2013….2014 Got thae shot in like <rolls eyes n top of my head to show I am counting…. In like ’07… started to swell up so I switched to pills…they gave me migraines ..plus I used to miss talking them…. And I was still swelling… so I stopped ..and I have had 2 babies since that time
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U right Take, u right I shoulda knew better.

Was tryna post a pic but IG always chopping up my pix.
WhoDat

This and the post downstairs….where I said they tryna eradicate nigga names only posts I been on Fayla. Sandy been cranking em on today
Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

I used to sniff on Dub20 lil sibs too. I USED to keep them. then the boy turned into a damn punk and cry all the damn time about NOTHING and the lil girl (who looks JUST LIKE DUB20. JUST LIKE HER. Its like I am looking at my own baby) is mean AS FAWK. Sister Wife be like can you watch them. I CAN. But have your azz HERE in the morning at 8 a.m. EST or I am driving your kids TO YOU. Leave they damn car seats. Cause if that lil boy brang his crine azz in here ONE more time I am making the trip TONIGHT BISH.
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I am so WEAK. I dont EVER let them leave with the car seat. TWINSIES!
Miany

OTB… I am waiting patiently on that day.

@Mistaken… i volunteer to plan your blog baby shower… And I will send yall some fresh bc in 40 weeks
http://www.landofpure.net EYE :whip: finity yeen know? :tea:

Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye says:

Hellur Fayyyyyyyyy La I am coming to near you (Quincy) Sat. A lot of Saturdays prolly but then you still 2hrs away I hate the panhandle! Long ass handle. :eyeroll:

ERRRRMAHGAH WHET?! i went to see my sis LASS saturday! uhm..we need to COORDINATE!
http://www.landofpure.net EYE :whip: finity yeen know? :tea:

Wait. who got on a fass alphet by mistake? I been tryna tell Taken that Taken4 be makin his daybru later this year
https://www.facebook.com/pages/She_ShowOut/1386876974967664?fref=ts She_ShowOut

Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye says:

Im dressed like a whore at work again by mistake
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Who said this?
http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U I AM MisTaken I don’t get tired :huh: of being PETTY :)

Speaking of…is Ciara refusing to die or what?! I like that chit, I must say! Every news cast they talking CIara. I be like Cici? Ci ci? LMAOOOO Gone head SEE AIR RAH
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You know I been here for Ciara. I might be the onliest one outside of GaGirl. We used to jam on here to Body porty while ya’ll laughed at us But I knew she wasn’t no worse than a lot of other folks and she had a kind heart I want her to win sew bad She will never be stadium level but she can be… playhouse sellout rich…. and marry up I hate that my phone charger at my desk is acting off… i could have seen if this CD was going to make it for her ..i doubt it..but i wanted to know before others joned on it. be prepared.
http://dan.l@superiorworks.com SugarFoot

openly gay British singing legend George Michael
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I cried over this shyt when I was 10 was ready to my cuz and everything

Him: Both of your Michaels are gay…George Michael and Michael Jackson
Me:
http://www.landofpure.net EYE :whip: finity yeen know? :tea:

WhoDat says:

This and the post downstairs….where I said they tryna eradicate nigga names only posts I been on Fayla. Sandy been cranking em on today

dammit man! aiight den *pouts*
Miany

Str8tUpMenace says:

Yall heard about Jonathan Cheban calling Blac Chyna and Amber Rose “Ghetto Street Bullies?”
Another fool with a boi puss wishing he had to invest in Always or O.B. on a monthly basis.
^^^ Amber gone shade him…you already kno
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

Speaking of…is Ciara refusing to die or what?! I like that chit, I must say! Every news cast they talking CIara.

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I just asked yestaday if she was getting all that shine offa I Bet That song is borderline trash, but go head on CiCi!
http://Scam-Or-Nah.com KiMi0414

Who in here dreaming about fish? :stop: No blog babies! Hopefully
Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

Lawd, I just flipped out the other night on Hubby. He said something slick, but it was funny.

Me: ::rofl: then, “fugg you bish, that chit ain’t funny”
Him: Sit yo ole moody azz down. Chit.

I rolled my eyes, snuck in the other room, and started all over again. SMH
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Mirs we be like itll KILL us to just let it be.

I know your inlaws have passed on but how is he when speaking of his mother? Regular Sainthood? Like we expect from most men? Or is she THEE Saint. Virgo be like his mama a saint. Girlll I have to put the blunt in my mouth cause I dont know that boy mama but I do wanna tell him some thangs about her.. LMAOOO this why I dont need to date.
WhoDat

That damn boy cry so much he cry in his damn sleep! Kid yall not. I put him in the bed with me, I thought that damn stray cat from up the street was under my window. I roll over its this lil nigga…crine! I ask him what’s wrong he start crying HARDER. Dub20! Come Getcho damn brother. Jesus.
http://www.landofpure.net EYE :whip: finity yeen know? :tea:

I AM MisTaken I don’t get tired of being PETTY says:

Speaking of…is Ciara refusing to die or what?! I like that chit, I must say! Every news cast they talking CIara. I be like Cici? Ci ci? LMAOOOO Gone head SEE AIR RAH
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You know I been here for Ciara. I might be the onliest one outside of GaGirl. We used to jam on here to Body porty while ya’ll laughed at us But I knew she wasn’t no worse than a lot of other folks and she had a kind heart I want her to win sew bad She will never be stadium level but she can be… playhouse sellout ric

i hatechu fuh dis! but I’m also here for Thee-Thee
http://dan.l@superiorworks.com SugarFoot

Who left the club and went straight to work
Str8tUpMenace

Miany says:

Str8tUpMenace says:
Yall heard about Jonathan Cheban calling Blac Chyna and Amber Rose “Ghetto Street Bullies?”
Another fool with a boi puss wishing he had to invest in Always or O.B. on a monthly basis.
^^^ Amber gone shade him…you already kno
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And I can’t wait
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

Let’s see a pic UFO
Miany

@Taken… I want CiCi to be great as well…

Yall..someone in the office eating garlic..my fat azz wanna know what it is so badly but it would be uncouth to just shout out “what that is I smell with the garlic” I garlic bread tho
iWasteTime

I luh God
You don’t luh God?
What’s wrong with chu?

“NO ERICA, What’s wrong with chu” -K. Fury
luVn_liFe…

Str8tUpMenace says:

Miany says:

Str8tUpMenace says:
Yall heard about Jonathan Cheban calling Blac Chyna and Amber Rose “Ghetto Street Bullies?”
Another fool with a boi puss wishing he had to invest in Always or O.B. on a monthly basis.
^^^ Amber gone shade him…you already kno
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And I can’t wait
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mhhh HMMM.
http://www.landofpure.net EYE :whip: finity yeen know? :tea:

VDot says:

Speaking of…is Ciara refusing to die or what?! I like that chit, I must say! Every news cast they talking CIara.
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I just asked yestaday if she was getting all that shine offa I Bet That song is borderline trash, but go head on CiCi!

hursh yo mouf! that song is FETCH!

how u durrin segzy?
http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U I AM MisTaken I don’t get tired :huh: of being PETTY :)

alphet <<<

@Mistaken… i volunteer to plan your blog baby shower… And I will send yall some fresh bc in 40 weeks
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No no no no no no! *stomping my feet like Jan Brady* Missy, Miany Get outta here. I am getting an ultrasound next week but it is only to check for cyst and fibroids. What if they did it and a baby waved back? you mf youuuuuuuuuuuuuu
I SWEAR I just got weak. No for real. I would go straight home curl up in a ball and cry. Ya’ll see me on the new trying to sneak into a clinic with them Taraji P shades on
http://dan.l@superiorworks.com SugarFoot

VDot says:

Speaking of…is Ciara refusing to die or what?! I like that chit, I must say! Every news cast they talking CIara.

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I just asked yestaday if she was getting all that shine offa I Bet That song is borderline trash, but go head on CiCi!
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I like the remix I even like Teyana’s Do Not Disturb but that Janelle Yoga just changes my mood and makes we want to two step *does diddy bop*
Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

Yall heard about Jonathan Cheban calling Blac Chyna and Amber Rose “Ghetto Street Bullies?”
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:confused: The only thing every person over there should be worried about is Kris’ face. :confused: How you got cho mama melting in the streets.

And this one must be their attack dog. Lordt.
http://www.landofpure.net EYE :whip: finity yeen know? :tea:

iWasteTime says:

I luh God
You don’t luh God?
What’s wrong with chu?
“NO ERICA, What’s wrong with chu” -K. Fury

#teamthis i low-key hate that song..

Luvin!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

FayFay I tried to like that song, but I can’t
http://www.landofpure.net EYE :whip: finity yeen know? :tea:

Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye says:

Yall heard about Jonathan Cheban calling Blac Chyna and Amber Rose “Ghetto Street Bullies?”
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:confused: The only thing every person over there should be worried about is Kris’ face. :confused: How you got cho mama melting in the streets.
And this one must be their attack dog. Lordt.

kris look TURRIBOW! who is this jonathan fellow?
https://www.facebook.com/pages/She_ShowOut/1386876974967664?fref=ts She_ShowOut

Ya’ll was turned up liked that last night? Going up on Tuesday
Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

I just asked yestaday if she was getting all that shine offa I Bet That song is borderline trash, but go head on CiCi!
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LEAVE HER BE!!! I kinda hate that it seems to follow the Russell news. :eyeroll: A girl aint chit till a dude validate her. She been dressing nice. Been twerking harder than anybody. Been making PopnB songs yet this is what do it? Tuh.
http://www.landofpure.net EYE :whip: finity yeen know? :tea:

VDot says:

FayFay I tried to like that song, but I can’t

:rollseyes: “i bet” u tried *purses lips black girl style*
https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

Sandra says:
Adele probably always fantasized about dressing in drag as a man for at least one night (don’t we all?)
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She_ShowOut says:

We do? When I was 10yrs old I dressed up like the old drunk man that laid down in front of the liquor store and begged for enough money to buy more liquor…I won 1st place in the neighborhood Halloween contest. Other than that
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You just proved my point. Remember, 60% of our thoughts are at the subconscious level and unavailable to us consciously. So we act out our subconscious thoughts in our behavior (body language).
luVn_liFe…

FAY HellurrH! Chobani is kimmodes BFF who looks like BrucindA’s Twin
http://dan.l@superiorworks.com SugarFoot

What if they did it and a baby waved back? you mf youuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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Dub or Take Take….Recap
iWasteTime

The only thing every person over there should be worried about is Kris’ face. :confused: How you got cho mama melting in the streets.
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Phuck you yo! I ain’t need to bring all that attention to my self
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&
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#teamthis i low-key hate that song..
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I do too
Not for her; but on a LaCrae hook
Str8tUpMenace

Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye says:

Lawd, I just flipped out the other night on Hubby. He said something slick, but it was funny.
Me: ::rofl: then, “fugg you bish, that chit ain’t funny”
Him: Sit yo ole moody azz down. Chit.
I rolled my eyes, snuck in the other room, and started all over again. SMH
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Mirs we be like itll KILL us to just let it be.
I know your inlaws have passed on but how is he when speaking of his mother? Regular Sainthood? Like we expect from most men? Or is she THEE Saint. Virgo be like his mama a saint. Girlll I have to put the blunt in my mouth cause I dont know that boy mama but I do wanna tell him some thangs about her.. LMAOOO this why I dont need to date.
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He doesn’t speak of her. She passed almost 15 years ago He told the straight up truth about her when we first started dating. She was on drugs. He was mean to her, but would never say anything bad about her. If that makes sense.

Hubby is one of those, “if it’s truth, it’s truth” type of people. If you got something to say about his family, that fool will ride with you, cuz it’s truth.
http://www.landofpure.net EYE :whip: finity yeen know? :tea:

I AM MisTaken I don’t get tired of being PETTY says:

alphet <<<
@Mistaken… i volunteer to plan your blog baby shower… And I will send yall some fresh bc in 40 weeks
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No no no no no no! *stomping my feet like Jan Brady* Missy, Miany Get outta here. I am getting an ultrasound next week but it is only to check for cyst and fibroids. What if they did it and a baby waved back? you mf youuuuuuuuuuuuuu
I SWEAR I just got weak. No for real. I would go straight home curl up in a ball and cry. Ya’ll see me on the new trying to sneak into a clinic with them Taraji P shades on

u's a LIE! Mr. Taken gone be waiting on you AT THE DOE! like
Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

Girl my mom got asked out a few weeks ago, she gonna ask the man if he can afford it cause she don’t do dutch and she done been out with broke men and she not bout that life. He tell her yeah, he got it he asking her out. She still ain’t give the man a answer, he has a 8 year old and she is OFFFFFFT IT!
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:crying1: He thought he had him a baddie..she say you got a baddie? Oh no
luVn_liFe…

I have NOT been focused at work the last two weeks or so
:sigh:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcNSoh8vI4 VDot

Been making PopnB songs

******

I was with you until this I just seent a video of her doing a MJ tribute. Legs spread from.one side of the stage to the other, patting that puss. I was show them yo leg game flexibility CiCi let Russell know you can lay it low and spread it wide
http://www.landofpure.net EYE :whip: finity yeen know? :tea:

Sandra Rose says:

Sandra says:
Adele probably always fantasized about dressing in drag as a man for at least one night (don’t we all?)
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She_ShowOut says:
We do? When I was 10yrs old I dressed up like the old drunk man that laid down in front of the liquor store and begged for enough money to buy more liquor…I won 1st place in the neighborhood Halloween contest. Other than that
—————-
You just proved my point. Remember, 60% of our thoughts are at the subconscious level and unavailable to us consciously. So we act out our subconscious thoughts in our behavior (body language).
Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

Who said this?
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USER FRIENDLY.

I am dressed like a wife. No seriously I got on work slacks and a tunic (this what my boss wear EVERYDAY) :lolsign:
Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

You know I been here for Ciara. I might be the onliest one outside of GaGirl. We used to jam on here to Body porty while ya’ll laughed at us But I knew she wasn’t no worse than a lot of other folks and she had a kind heart I want her to win sew bad She will never be stadium level but she can be… playhouse sellout rich…. and marry up I hate that my phone charger at my desk is acting off… i could have seen if this CD was going to make it for her ..i doubt it..but i wanted to know before others joned on it. be prepared.

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I aint laugh at yall I mightve did tell yall to tell ya faves what my fave would NEVER do. That was just #helpful! YW!

I am so weak behind “joned on it. be prepared.” IN TEARS.
https://www.facebook.com/pages/She_ShowOut/1386876974967664?fref=ts She_ShowOut

Sandra Rose says:

Sandra says:
Adele probably always fantasized about dressing in drag as a man for at least one night (don’t we all?)
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She_ShowOut says:
We do? When I was 10yrs old I dressed up like the old drunk man that laid down in front of the liquor store and begged for enough money to buy more liquor…I won 1st place in the neighborhood Halloween contest. Other than that
—————-
You just proved my point. Remember, 60% of our thoughts are at the subconscious level and unavailable to us consciously. So we act out our subconscious thoughts in our behavior (body language).
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Does this mean my parents really want a boy…and thus I transformed into “Ned the Wino” seeking acceptance? :wails:
http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U I AM MisTaken I don’t get tired :huh: of being PETTY :)

You just proved my point. Remember, 60% of our thoughts are at the subconscious level and unavailable to us consciously. So we act out our subconscious thoughts in our behavior (body language).
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So you saying she was a wino from the beginting?
yea e yay yea e yay yea e yay cheers to the freaking weekend!! <5 year old Show at the bar
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WhoDat says:

That damn boy cry so much he cry in his damn sleep! Kid yall not. I put him in the bed with me, I thought that damn stray cat from up the street was under my window. I roll over its this lil nigga…crine! I ask him what’s wrong he start crying HARDER. Dub20! Come Getcho damn brother. Jesus.

po baby!

i’m watching Catfish, and this girl has on the WORST .99 cent ponytail i have eva seen in LIFE! ole bad built line backa! then gone have the nerb to wonder why the dude she catfished don’t want her
iWasteTime

lay it low and spread it wide
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Love this line!

nefibey
My momma a mess.
Str8tUpMenace

Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye says:

Yall heard about Jonathan Cheban calling Blac Chyna and Amber Rose “Ghetto Street Bullies?”
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:confused: The only thing every person over there should be worried about is Kris’ face. :confused: How you got cho mama melting in the streets.
And this one must be their attack dog. Lordt.
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I guess he had to come out windmillin since Khloe’s big, brolic, ugly step-sister lookin azz got destroyed by Amber. <———-Jonathan windmillin
Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

That damn boy cry so much he cry in his damn sleep! Kid yall not. I put him in the bed with me, I thought that damn stray cat from up the street was under my window. I roll over its this lil nigga…crine! I ask him what’s wrong he start crying HARDER. Dub20! Come Getcho damn brother. Jesus.
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Satting up here at this desk staright crine behind this.. #sisterwifelife #auntielife
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luVn_liFe… says:

I have NOT been focused at work the last two weeks or so
:sigh:
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U aint been there but two weeks!
Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

Who left the club and went straight to work
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SOmebody VERY responsible obviously
Str8tUpMenace

Sandra Rose says:

Sandra says:
Adele probably always fantasized about dressing in drag as a man for at least one night (don’t we all?)
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She_ShowOut says:
We do? When I was 10yrs old I dressed up like the old drunk man that laid down in front of the liquor store and begged for enough money to buy more liquor…I won 1st place in the neighborhood Halloween contest. Other than that
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You just proved my point. Remember, 60% of our thoughts are at the subconscious level and unavailable to us consciously. So we act out our subconscious thoughts in our behavior (body language).
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I…JUST….DIED!!!!!!!!!!!!
iWasteTime

I mightve did tell yall to tell ya faves what my fave would NEVER do. That was just #helpful! YW!
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Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

I SWEAR I just got weak. No for real. I would go straight home curl up in a ball and cry. Ya’ll see me on the new trying to sneak into a clinic with them Taraji P shades on
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DIS IS GNAT FUNNY
iWasteTime

I have NOT been focused at work the last two weeks or so
:sigh:
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U aint been there but two weeks!
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I ain’t want to be the one to say it

Amiga be the blog sitter
WhoDat

I hate @NakeyaJ cause she emailed me tambout it’s folks she know who “don’t luh God”
http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U I AM MisTaken I don’t get tired :huh: of being PETTY :)

u’s a LIE! Mr. Taken gone be waiting on you AT THE DOE! like
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he would drive down there so quick in his car he already be speeding as it is have me holding on to the door. He would walk up in there like “BRANG YO A$$” i would just walk out deflated like I ain’t even finna take care of this one at all. FOH. Steady *exaggerated hands* PULLING OUT of ya girl come to find out your busting Oh and let it be a girl. TUH. Baby would come out looking like his mama or nem just cause I was mad. I wouldn’t care for the child Head be just as peasy as it wanna be. I would tell the other kids the baby called them ugly in my belly and raise them to fight it.
Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

Chobani is kimmodes BFF who looks like BrucindA’s Twin
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:shokced: DAS IT LUVIE! Das who he wanna look like :crying1: I HAD FORGOTTEN WHAT JONATHAN UGLY PAID FOR FACE LOOK LIKE.
Miany

@She_Show… i have no idea what you just proved my point meant but it reads like shade Auntie you callin show out a wino??? a baby wino all grown up
??!
http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U I AM MisTaken I don’t get tired :huh: of being PETTY :)

U aint been there but two weeks!
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Girl!! I was about to say do you even got benefits yet? Are you past the probationary period??? you better stop playing you know you got to keep a job so that they don’t revoke your VISA and send you back to Lima
Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

He doesn’t speak of her. She passed almost 15 years ago He told the straight up truth about her when we first started dating. She was on drugs. He was mean to her, but would never say anything bad about her. If that makes sense.

Hubby is one of those, “if it’s truth, it’s truth” type of people. If you got something to say about his family, that fool will ride with you, cuz it’s truth.
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Olive juice.

That reads right. Well this one is still around but that Virgo tell it like it is. So true.

Bc I know my sign has a tendency to take it “personal” I think I may do ok with him even tho Virgos got fire for tongues. He shaded my weed like first date no lie. :eyeroll: I might still be a lil touched by it.. crine laughing.. LMAOOO
luVn_liFe…

I HAD FORGOTTEN WHAT JONATHAN UGLY PAID FOR FACE LOOK LIKE

chedduP UF!
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I AM MisTaken I don’t get tired of being PETTY says:

u’s a LIE! Mr. Taken gone be waiting on you AT THE DOE! like
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he would drive down there so quick in his car he already be speeding as it is have me holding on to the door. He would walk up in there like “BRANG YO A$$” i would just walk out deflated like I ain’t even finna take care of this one at all. FOH. Steady *exaggerated hands* PULLING OUT of ya girl come to find out your busting Oh and let it be a girl. TUH. Baby would come out looking like his mama or nem just cause I was mad. I wouldn’t care for the child Head be just as peasy as it wanna be. I would tell the other kids the baby called them ugly in my belly and raise them to fight it.

IDK WHY i engages yew!
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Take
Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

yea e yay yea e yay yea e yay cheers to the freaking weekend!! <5 year old Show at the bar
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LMFAOOOOO Fren. ShowShow been showing out long time huh
http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U I AM MisTaken I don’t get tired :huh: of being PETTY :)

I would tell Jonathan to go sit down somewhere and eat a dack but he would like that. Steady trying to act like he ain’t gay. BISH PLEASE I can see your boi poosay print from over here. And how Kim and nem gone act like they don’t know if he Is gay or nah and they been friends for over a decade Chile cheese. Talking about they have never seen him with a date. He tried to say he likes girls. Yea cause he wants to be one. He is their attack dog. Notice whenever they get in a scuffle he is always throwing shade. How is he a publicist for anyone (successful) when he is always being messy? Clearly he must come from old money. He would be so EASY to roast.
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Miany says:

@She_Show… i have no idea what you just proved my point meant but it reads like shade Auntie you callin show out a wino??? a baby wino all grown up
??!
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@Mainy naw that @Taken crazy self pushing me up to the bar stool at 5 yrs old.
iWasteTime

I want to bully them back,” he said. “They’re really aggressive. They should at least wait until Kylie is 18,” he said about the 17-year-old.

“I want to show them what it is like. I’m not taking sides. They’re too ghetto, too street. They’re bullies.”

Cheban also said that if videos of them surfaced from their old stripper days he would be happy to post that on TheDishh.com.

“I’ll put crazy videos of them up. People want to see them. It doesn’t get any classier with these two.”

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Amber gonna read this messy IT looking like Apu Queen!
Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

he would drive down there so quick in his car he already be speeding as it is have me holding on to the door. He would walk up in there like “BRANG YO A$$” i would just walk out deflated like I ain’t even finna take care of this one at all. FOH. Steady *exaggerated hands* PULLING OUT of ya girl come to find out your busting Oh and let it be a girl. TUH. Baby would come out looking like his mama or nem just cause I was mad. I wouldn’t care for the child Head be just as peasy as it wanna be. I would tell the other kids the baby called them ugly in my belly and raise them to fight it.

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WITH MAMA DEE GRAVI. :crying1: Take this chit outside yo. I gotta geaux. My face wet. ermahgawd..
http://www.landofpure.net EYE :whip: finity yeen know? :tea:

anybody want a 10 year old boy?
http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U I AM MisTaken I don’t get tired :huh: of being PETTY :)

@Mainy naw that @Taken crazy self pushing me up to the bar stool at 5 yrs old.
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cause 10 is of age She said 10 I said 5
Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

i have no idea what you just proved my point meant but it reads like shade
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MIA i was over here mad. Like but I DONT GET IT SO EXPLAIN SANDRA I just left it alone.. #lovingonmylogin
http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U I AM MisTaken I don’t get tired :huh: of being PETTY :)

I want to bully them back,” he said. “They’re really aggressive. They should at least wait until Kylie is 18,” he said about the 17-year-old.
“I want to show them what it is like. I’m not taking sides. They’re too ghetto, too street. They’re bullies.”
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But she free to act grown and take a dack at 17 so what’s the prollem? Can’t pick and choose when you want to be a kid. And if they are ghetto bullies what are you sir??? Ok cool pull up their stripper videos… anybody want to post Kim’s sex tape? Oh ok
Miany

Talking about they have never seen him with a date. He tried to say he likes girls. Yea cause he wants to be one. He is their attack dog. Notice whenever they get in a scuffle he is always throwing shade. How is he a publicist for anyone (successful) when he is always being messy? Clearly he must come from old money. He would be so EASY to roast.
^^^ he WOULD be ez to roast? would be… fugg you doing right NOW??!!!
Str8tUpMenace

Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye says:

He doesn’t speak of her. She passed almost 15 years ago He told the straight up truth about her when we first started dating. She was on drugs. He was mean to her, but would never say anything bad about her. If that makes sense.
Hubby is one of those, “if it’s truth, it’s truth” type of people. If you got something to say about his family, that fool will ride with you, cuz it’s truth.
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Olive juice.
That reads right. Well this one is still around but that Virgo tell it like it is. So true.
Bc I know my sign has a tendency to take it “personal” I think I may do ok with him even tho Virgos got fire for tongues. He shaded my weed like first date no lie. :eyeroll: I might still be a lil touched by it.. crine laughing.. LMAOOO
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Now…this…chit…here!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!! That fool will say something, and won’t say it to be mean, but his mouf will get him in trouble with my sensitive azz!!!!!!!!! I Princess Loved that ninja a few times, and he ain’t even mean for it to be that serious

Me: and
<—- him holding his jaw
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@Sandra Are you telling us all women want to do a reverse Bruce Jenner and dress up like a man????
Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

anybody want a 10 year old boy?
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He comes with 14,13,11, and an 8 year old cousin.. also Child support!

No takers? :eyeroll:

I bet Sherri Sheppard baby daddy will take me. Where the real men like Sally
http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U I AM MisTaken I don’t get tired :huh: of being PETTY :)

he WOULD be ez to roast? would be… fugg you doing right NOW??!!!
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oh i can go in if need me. you want me to start? that was just an intro…recap of him let me go google his image again…
Miany

I just left it alone.. #lovingonmylogin
^^ auntie just had to let us know she still logs in from time to time…

yall i need to google Jonathan…I aint seen the show a day in my life and i just KNOWW he is rich and homo… his old money fam prob told him keep that ghey shi to himself ifn he wanna keep his trust fund
luVn_liFe…

bet Sherri Sheppard baby daddy will take me. Where the men like Sally
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Sherri milk gallon shaped a s s has to PAY! cha CHING!
Str8tUpMenace

Jonathan’s flamin azz ain’t them Kar-trashians’ friend, that hoe on they payroll. Khloe prolly be fingering that nig on late nights.
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Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye says:

i have no idea what you just proved my point meant but it reads like shade
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MIA i was over here mad. Like but I DONT GET IT SO EXPLAIN SANDRA I just left it alone.. #lovingonmylogin
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I’m a lil confused but I still Sandra since 2004 or 2005 her blog has been better than TV to me.
iWasteTime

But she free to act grown and take a dack at 17 so what’s the prollem? Can’t pick and choose when you want to be a kid. And if they are ghetto bullies what are you sir??? Ok cool pull up their stripper videos… anybody want to post Kim’s sex tape? Oh ok
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All of this @Take.
She taking grown peen and everyone is cool DEAL WITH IT!
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anybody ever file a claim with amazon?
Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

“I want to show them what it is like. I’m not taking sides. They’re too ghetto, too street. They’re bullies.”
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Lawddddd. This is exactly what they do aint a. Play until they get their feelings hurt then they wanna say ppl bullying. LMBO. I grew up in this chit. Work in this chit. These fukkers are monolithic.
Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

I Princess Loved
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Oh look what were calling it.. :crying1:
Str8tUpMenace

Jonathan resembles Kris Jenner’s first face.
iWasteTime

Kris Jenner and the Corpse slasher have the same face
luVn_liFe…

Str8tUpMenace says: Jonathan’s flamin azz ain’t them Kar-trashians’ friend, that hoe on they payroll. Khloe prolly be fingering that nig on late nights.
NO
YEW
DIDNT
MIRS!

lmbooooo
Str8tUpMenace

Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye says:

“I want to show them what it is like. I’m not taking sides. They’re too ghetto, too street. They’re bullies.”
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Lawddddd. This is exactly what they do aint a. Play until they get their feelings hurt then they wanna say ppl bullying. LMBO. I grew up in this chit. Work in this chit. These fukkers are monolithic.
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I can’t stand that “cry victim chit” no. Bish was grown enough to talk chit online, til Blac Chyna offered her azz a grown azz beatdown in four months. Lil bish lucky she gotta four month warning.
Str8tUpMenace

@Waste

WE ARE >>>>>>>>HERE<<<<<<<<< :fistbump:
Nefertiti, edges kinky..OhTaBeedaTrapQueen=2×5..BoomByeBye

anybody ever file a claim with amazon?
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I aint never really had to. Just sent whatever back and requested the refund. No problems.
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No Fay I just call my bank or pay pal & stop the presses. I dont ask a company for jack. I cut it off at the head.
iWasteTime

Tyga Jenner defies orders not to bring underage girlfriend to his lastest concert…

According to TMZ Tyga was booked for Cal State Fullerton’s Spring Concert on Saturday and organizers asked him not to bring his 17-year-old girlfriend Kylie Jenner because the show was for ages 18 and up.
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This fool
The shouldn’t have paid him, was it in writing? Breech of contract?
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Looking for a good shade of gray to paint my libbin room should mk my landlord & his team of mexicans repaint since they the ones put that yellow on them walls in the first place. How is yellow neutral, how sway? :eyeroll:
iWasteTime

Woman in a wheelchair, who is also a stand up comedian won a treadmill on the Price is right
FRFR!
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they said it was delivered in my mailbox yesterday but they a gat dayum LIE. i was here when the mail came & hubby got it from the mail lady before she even got out the truck. she round her bazin with my body sponge!
http://youtu.be/bQaBEm_mh5U I AM MisTaken I don’t get tired :huh: of being PETTY :)

I just pulled up his IG and the first picture is of him and Ghostface Killah aka Kris Jenner THIS hoe got his leather jacket drapped across his dainty shoulders with some cat poosay hair styled on the top of his head looking like he tried out for a remake of Happy Days and the producer was like :stop: we aren’t looking for transgenders in this pilot. His face looks like him and Kris remove the skin from their vag(s) and stretched it across their faces to be young again Kris looks like she smell herself LITERALLY on her upper lip. He got water on the table that he needs to take home to his friend dry snatch Kim to help her get wet. Looks like he got on a Cartier braclet size sissy around his delicate waste. Boy if you don’t get yo :buttshake:out of here trying to shame a natural born woman. Kim only keeps you around to make herself feel good because I am sure you just tell her she is the most fabulous thing on earth and then you go home and slide into the panties she left in the dressing room you snuck in your Birkin. Except they don’t fit cause your butt is flat so you just lay on the bed doing the 7/11 routing with saggy panties on. GET.THE.ENTIRE.FOK.ON.YOU.UGLY.FACED.DOG..How you rich but look like you smell like bologna???
Miany

iWasteTime says:

Woman in a wheelchair, who is also a stand up comedian won a treadmill on the Price is right
FRFR!
^^ this shouldnt be funny but
Miany

slow news
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I AM MisTaken I don’t get tired of being PETTY says:

I just pulled up his IG and the first picture is of him and Ghostface Killah aka Kris Jenner THIS hoe got his leather jacket drapped across his dainty shoulders with some cat poosay hair styled on the top of his head looking like he tried out for a remake of Happy Days and the producer was like :stop: we aren’t looking for transgenders in this pilot. His face looks like him and Kris remove the skin from their vag(s) and stretched it across their faces to be young again Kris looks like she smell herself LITERALLY on her upper lip. He got water on the table that he needs to take home to his friend dry snatch Kim to help her get wet. Looks like he got on a Cartier braclet size sissy around his delicate waste. Boy if you don’t get yo :buttshake:out of here trying to shame a natural born woman. Kim only keeps you around to make herself feel good because I am sure you just tell her she is the most fabulous thing on earth and then you go home and slide into the panties she left in the dressing room you snuck in your Birkin. Except they don’t fit cause your butt is flat so you just lay on the bed doing the 7/11 routing with saggy panties on. GET.THE.ENTIRE.FOK.ON.YOU.UGLY.FACED.DOG..How you rich but look like you smell like bologna???
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Fayla the post office scans stuff as drlivered a day in advance. U prolly get it today. Settle down young lady

The post office steady lying
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Take dont brang that upstairs! Take that outside yo!!! :crying1:

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