The trailer is out for the Vacation sequel (featuring Chevy Chase‘s “son” from the classic movie). The trailer picks up 30 years later with the new generation of Griswolds rehashing the comedic hijinks from the original vacation trip to Wally World.
A shirtless Chris Hemsworth (pictured above) stars as the very well-endowed co-owner of a quaint bed and breakfast. Obviously the best part of the movie is when Hemsworth is on the screen. Watch the trailer to see why the ladies (and the gays) will be fainting in the theater aisles.
Caution: NOT SAFE FOR WORK!
I got nothing…..
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS gray boxers. The boxers scene is closer to the end of the clip, but the rest is SFW.
Y’all why our new building sacurity look just like Rick Ross? Where then sunglasses and errythang
Wear* chile
What Y’all talking about ?
That white boy got a river monster?
@Kamadiva – Just Looking says:
Belives this how I got my 2nd husband. He said really go in other room and call me. Said I was to shy to do it front of him.
He was like gotdamn, gonna fugg around and marry you.
Two different voices…Reads papers online from different city. Make up where you from…The goal is too keep them on the phone for more than 3 mins, it don’t take them long.
Plus plus this place outta Vegas, you were paid by the minute.
OMG – I will be going to see this…love the original!!!
I have read this several times and just now had enough strength to copy and paste it
you the real MVP….
She kept a bish encouraged tho. Me and my ex-bf was JUST talking about this here mess about a week or two ago. Then @JL popped up wit that question about would you work 3-6 months as a stripper. I think stripping is better than THAT. Phone sex. All of it. 
ALL OF IT.
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Thanks you and @Nan. I used to be ON here. Dreading having to go. And @Aroth. THAT fugga the REAL MVP. She a good fren. I declare she is. She would pop up in my phone EVERY DAY on text at like 4:59:59 p.m. EST. On days she knew I had to leave here and go there. And be like: I know you gotta go do the anal rape (My whole circle called it that. My mom. My sisters. My dude. ) job tonight. And I know its HARD. Just keep your head up. I would read that ish and be like gee, thanks.
BayBay – I been said I wanted to har her voice. Told her to make an IG video.or something. Bet she got an accent too.
I want you to eat my pussy SON. And take the long way. The blue line from my tits down to Flatbush SoN. 
Said they thought I was catfishing them when they heard my phone voice. They thought I talked like Tiny and Shekanah 
So I guess not only do I look like a wife… I also talk like one 
Be on the
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:wails: YAS GAWD! @USER prolly be talking like Janet Jackson on her Anytime Anyplace mixed in with some Roughriders Anthem
Now me on the other hand. Some folks recently told me that I talk PROP PURR
That white boy got a river monster?
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Look like maybe.
That white boy got a river monster?
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Look like maybe.
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Yea…something don’t look all the way natural…
I know you gotta go do the anal rape
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:crying1: Every time I hear anal rape I think of Tom from The Boondocks
This post…
Chevy and that’s all I got.
@Dubb – The phone got a little over my head when I had to do a threesome. I like whet? My cali friend/neighbor introduced me….I was like bish you ain’t tell me I had to be REAL creative. She said you must be getting good.
I got to leave here in about an hour to go get my child from afterschool. I signed her up for extra help to prep for her tests so she won’t get left behind like them kids @WHITTY was so passioante about. So if it comes down to it I can say I was on top of things #petty
I got emails and projects to do but I feel like I won’t. My morning was spent doing someone else’s job cause they are out sick so 
Tomorrow is a new day
So I got a side hoe voice too? Dammit
I cant win
And when I refresh, dyck all in my face with a smile! Dub is there a question for that?
<—-refreshing….it's kinda getting me moist n tings…. (acting like Granny Klump)
@User – It’s my sexy whisper voice. Men love for you to whisper. Try it…End of your sentence stretch your words.
and some women too
DONT JUDGE, actually the pay was decent.
Worked all night long, and 1 meeting this morning. Guess, I worked for Sandra today.
How in the HAIL do you do a phone sex 3 some?
I.CANNOT.BREAVE.
I think I just expired 
Be just a bunch of folks talking over one another like
and then I am going to stick my —
I want to suck your
like I was saying I am going to stick my tongue—
Yea and then when I suuucccckkkk iiiittt 
(plies voice)—
I mean BISH GD!!! Let me get my sentence out 
you need this money that bad?
WAYMENT chica you do not eben know me lih dat I do not even have to work I took this job because I like to walk around with my titties out and I got a sexy aaccent so I do this for fun
this isn’t sexy ladies
wrap it up
You need to get the FOMF
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MAN :jack: wait wait wait slow down
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OPERATOR: There are 7 callers ahead of you Jimmy!!!
The phone got a little over my head when I had to do a threesome. I like whet? My cali friend/neighbor introduced me….I was like bish you ain’t tell me I had to be REAL creative. She said you must be getting good.
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I.YAM.DEAD. Not a phone threesome :crying1: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
It’s my sexy whisper voice. Men love for you to whisper. Try it…End of your sentence stretch your words.
and some women too
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*clears my throat and practices*
:hugs: BYE! Get some rest
@ Taken it was many many moons ago. Sometimes you need to try things in your life.
Gonna be over hearing get my life together.
Besides I thought you were gone. :drive:
So i gotta whisper to get a hubby? Ppl cant barely hear me already like on Horton Hears A Who.
I know Take dont be whispering. She prolly sound like girl Melanie
i will answer you upstairs User
@JL I have to leave in about 45 minutes.
Every time I hear anal rape I think of Tom from The Boondocks
from last post. Tryna finish up this loooooonnnnngg ass brief and get some occasional comedic relief.:lol:
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@summer
Puhleeze stop talmbout it…I’m still
Yall r foolish!
:crying1: Every time I hear anal rape I think of Tom from The Boondocks
It was sex assault. ALL KINDS. So basically have YOU been assaulted, have YOU assaulted…if so what? A human? A cat? Yourself?
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Whole family called it that or something slick. Dub20 was 17. She was like mama you gotta go to the bestiality job tonight? YES. I had to ask them about THAT too.
Homegirl I met while there, she coming to my get together on Sat. night. Imma call her soon as I leave today and be like bish remma how we MET? In the training class of that GOD AWFUL job? Training for that mess was THREE weeks. 5-9 p.m. M-F. You had to have three weeks of training to call and humiliate folks over the phone. Worse was when they was like they didnt TELL me I had to be subjected to ALL OF THIS
Sir. Sir. SIR. If you want this $30? Answer the questions. PLEASE. For the love of GOD. This aint no easy street for ME NEITHER. FAWK.
Dubb – Post on your FAV, come upstairs.
@taken
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Imagine if one person in the threesome stuttered!!!
@Taken – OPERATOR: There are 7 callers ahead of you Jimmy!!!
wrap it up
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