Jon Hamm and Jennifer Westfeldt

Single ladies everywhere are rejoining.

Yesterday, Star Magazine broke the news that well endowed actor Jon Hamm and his long-suffering girlfriend Jennifer Westfeldt have split after 16 years.

16 years is an eternity by Hollywood’s standards!

“The relationship just ran its course,” a source close to the couple told Star magazine. Star notes that the couple haven’t been photographed together since before Jon entered a 30-day rehab program for alcohol abuse in January.


If you believe the blind items, then you probably think that they broke up, because he has a lot of dick meat to give and wants to share it with the world, and she wasn’t into that. However, Star’s source says that they want different things. Jennifer wants a baby and Jon, who got out of rehab in March, doesn’t. I’m guessing that Jon doesn’t want a baby because he already has to take care of a giant living thing that lives on his crotch, has to be fed fresh mice all the time and snores so loud it wakes him up.

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