Morning Wood: Rumando Kelley

Sandra Rose July 31, 2015

Morning Wood

Loyal reader Korlyn writes:

Auntieeeeeeeee,

You have to feature this sexy ass Q Dog Rumando Kelley as morning wood. He is the guy in the Zest commercial. He’s friends with my roommate and I have the biggest crush on him. He is single and fine as hell. He is a big model in NY. His IG is @rumando_ if you want to drool.

Korlyn

Morning Wood

Dee

Finally! Yum!
No Flex Zone

Very handsome…I’ll pass on those man panty pics though…Thanks but no thanks!
aRoth

His tighty whitey’s are baggy.
Define: roommate, (male or female?) either way, they fuggin’.

Oh but he’s very handsome.
Buttercup

*squints* Where’s the wood?
Buttercup

LMBO.
Lorenzo Chaps

I want more of the Que dawgs to come stompin out the closet. There’s one that I would bang the hell out of in public, on purpose. DJ7Tre. That is a sexy ass guy imo.
MzApple

zammmmmmn
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lys2mf8fvQ1r15niqo2_500.gif
Str8tUpMenace

*dead*
scentsychick30

Nice the undie pic not so much,
Lorenzo Chaps

I’m convinced now when blogs post morning wood models, the ‘wood’ just mean they’re men. I’m used to it now.
WHITTYwithWORDS

Where Queen aka KeyKey at..HE GOT A BUSH for YOU!
Wellbalancedlibra

He’s handsome. Not sure if he’s straight.
I want to be free

He is very easy on the eyes.
WHITTYwithWORDS

He is classically handsome and has a nice smile.
MookieFly

Mmhmm I bet he uses Zest everyday too. Him and that roommate be getting all squeaky clean…be in the shower for hours using up all the hot water playing hide the bottle. I will say he does have a nice body and the face scuffle is nice. I bet it tickles on sensitive surfaces
No Flex Zone

He’s probably not sure either!
iWasteTime

Sandra!
Owww!
I want a gif Of Sheila looking up at Troy on that ladder!
Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

My gaydar is too strong to be turned on by him so Ill pass.. he cute though..
WHITTYwithWORDS

Now….I said NATHAN about attraction….Ma’aM…LMAO
jeniefrumdabloc™

Shat …. This is what I’m talking bout
aRoth

….and you know what? I’m not turned off by it. It’s been a while since I’ve seen a bush, but his looks soft. #doable
Letmecommentbeforeicant

He’s fine…but boxer briefs are wayyy sexier than manties
aRoth

“Pointemout”, huh? LOL YOU ain’t playin’. LOL
OpinionHated

Male models all look gay to me… please send wood of construction workers (not fat white ones) they’re hot…..
Buttercup

I don’t like a cleanly shaven man. I don’t even like shaven chests. Stubble sucks!
harley_quinn2.0

He’s a good looking guy. Didn’t need to see his bush but he’s handsome.
NakeyaJ Valued Rose since 2011

*takes a quick peek* @prynsexxx:disqus is right. It looks soft..cotton not wool. I like it. lol *poof*
jeniefrumdabloc™

I’m over here taking this assessment and I swear my ADHD done kicked in
OpinionHated

ZEST – hahahahahah not even old spice but Zest
jeniefrumdabloc™

I find it sexy
http://theempirefiend.tumblr.com/ Bird

Well arighty then. Quite lovely if I do say so myself. Although I didn’t need to see his pubes, it’s refreshing to see a beaulafah man that ain’t so vain that he manscapes. An occasional hair in the teefus ain’t never hurt nobody.
harley_quinn2.0

I haven’t seen a zest commercial since the 90s. Let me look up this commercial.
aRoth

I don’t mind it either way. But THIS bush, is fairly ok to me. Now some ole taco meat hair that LOOKS like it smells of infection and a cracked tooth……no thanks.
Buttercup

LMBO. I can’t do taco meat either.
Buttercup

I’m probably in the minority, but I’m not into a super-cut guy either. I need a lil cushion.
Lorenzo Chaps

YAAAAAAAAAAS. lmao. Do not get me started.
harley_quinn2.0

He has a forest down there lol .
aRoth

Be my guest. LOL
jeniefrumdabloc™

Yassssss bring back the earthly men
iWasteTime

One of y’all go get Meek. He hurt on IG,
Out her contradicting himself and telling on people and chit.
I wonder if Ross feel some kind of way now ..

Sandra,
Pat Houston out here asking for donations to her foundation in Bobbi Kris name? is this true?
http://www.southernbellepublishing.com countrygal

I’m torn. He fine but something in my spirit is off
harley_quinn2.0

Lol!
Poochie

I don’t think so
WHITTYwithWORDS

Like so soft you wanna lay on it and roll around?

https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d59fb9a81a55f1de16bccef95967a7e5b4b4d1d22c62f17dce9ddbed6f3ad81e.gif
http://batman-news.com Mama Dee’s Wig Maker

He’s cute
Queen B

Yes!! Finally a guy that doesnt look suspect lol…i typically dont date dark skin guys but he’s a winner!!
jeniefrumdabloc™

That nice skin
CaliYoruba

Bring em out Bring em out
Queen B

Wht kind of assessment?
jeniefrumdabloc™

Chile for a part time job with the Hilton …. just finished it
CaliYoruba

WHAT?! You’re missing out ma’am!
Sexy CJ

Hey Mr. Kelley………………………..
Queen B

Lol missing out on what? The dark skin men?
Queen B

Lol oh ok the assessment where they ask u da same damn question in 10 diff ways lol good luck to u!!
Blue

lol. You’re wild LC
CaliYoruba

Yes ma’am. I’m respectfully asking Why dont you date Black Men?
Jusstlookn2

Morning morning…chases you down the street. A lil cushion, huh? everybody got what they like…
Queen Negus

I do!! I love dark skinned men!! I dont date light skinned men!!!
Before yall say I am dont like yellow men, I have a son, brothers and uncles who are light!!!
This man is on Fleek!! Whats his number?
Its Me

One of y’all go get Meek. He hurt on IG
^^^^^
Hurt people hurt people.

Its okay Bobby.
Jusstlookn2

Hey Now…wipes brow. Finally a Morning wood that nice looking, years later.

And he has pube hair…I find it strange when men get their “Johnson” waxed. IMO
Its Me

I spy perhaps some BBD. I cant tell. But I think he on the BBD team.
aRoth

I do. TUH! I love’em all! ~kmichelle
aRoth

*5 billion LIKES/UPVOTES* my baby deddy is yella cornmeal…..but my #current? OIL SLICK! So black, the whites of his eyes is brown. So black, they don’t even make’em no mo’. LOL
I want to be free

QTNA…lol
aRoth

LOL Yo spirit tho’? LMAOOOO
Queen B

There’s no particular reason my most significant relationships have been with light/caramel men
Rayne

I like how his dralls all wet..with that black thing sitting pretty..fans self.
Joi Calloway

Wow! This is Christopher Carter. I have always thought he was so sexy. We are friends on FB, I thought he lived in Chicago. I love this post and it’s the best Morning Wood I have seen on Sandra Rose. Gorgeous, chocolate skin, nice lips, and a definte beautiful body!
GTFOHWTBS

looks suspect
Jusstlookn2

Yo son, no issues, but what pond Does Mr. Kelly dip in? How you doin?
http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

????Yassss??I’d luv to pick the buck shots out of his pubic space 1 by 1?????????? and that exotic name Rrrrrrrumando?? Rrrruffles have Rrrrrridges yasssss?? I can roll that R deddy?? follow me on discuss so we can Con va sate?????
Jusstlookn2

ME <<<<>>>>>you.

I did some searching…what they say say when you go looking….
I want to be free

Ummm but the article up top says his name is Rumando Kelly. Perhaps he has a twin?
Jusstlookn2

Get out here…Cracked tooth and infection.
Dead
MissHarlem

I don’t want me and a man making appointments at European wax center ?soft tame bush is manly.
Jusstlookn2

@booga Wooga…It too early for you to be up, this explains it.

??????
Jusstlookn2

Orange looks great on him.
Jusstlookn2

Maybe he changed his name for modeling.
aRoth

Like I could rub my nose in it and not sneeze. LOL #puffs
http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

Rrrrrrrrumando got me all the way up hunty?????? Yasssss??
Lorenzo Chaps

LOL.
Lorenzo Chaps

DEAD.
Its Me

So…possible room discounts when I come to ATL?

Umm…why the hell you just aint SAY that Jenie? Jesus *mushes Jenie in the byke of her head*

If you gotta for some reason RE-do the assessment…email it to me.

#selfish…yet helpful.
Jusstlookn2

Yassssssss Caliente
http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

I want him to sit on my face and scoot back and forth to the beat of an old Negroe spiritual????????????????
I want to be free

That came across my mind too but I looked. He has a facebook page as Rumando Kelley. Lives in NY but from Detroit.
Jusstlookn2

Yeah, I figured, I’m trying to do better. BIG GRIN
http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

As would this pousey????????????
http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

I bet it’s tasty. I’d let him Drake on me any day???????
Sexy CJ

LOL…………@ ” I like how his dralls all wet”..lol…..
Chellie141508

Don’t you start..Lol…
WHITTYwithWORDS

Gross….lol…feels like mink.
http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

Hey shuga?? You know I Lubs me a good tossed salad????? low in carbs but lingers on the palate????????
Jusstlookn2

You are tew MURCH
Meme81

IDK what he was going for in that shower pic, but the rest are hot.
Meme81

I used that when I was in grade school. That and Joy for bubble bath, lmao.
http://suzar.com/BOTW/BOTW-ch1d-pages7-8.html Staci Elle

He sessy.. I do prefer it when men are sexy and at least act like they’re not aware of it but hey, you cant have it all.
Laura Smith

He is so fine that I am speechless.
DDNY

that last pic is cool. Definitely hate that playin the shower pic. something is off tho….hmmmmm
DDNY

I’M HOLLERING. SUMTHIN AINT RIGHT! SEND IT BACK
DDNY

OH WEE! WAT-IS-THAT?
DDNY

I just started giving brown men a chance. i think b/c opposites attract.
DDNY

y u rollin ur Rrrrr’s
u cray!
Imperfectly_perfect

Ooowwweee! He could portray Carter Diamond!?. Finally a “morning wood” that doesn’t seem “suspect” to me…?
Guess Who

Omega Psi Phi, huh? Roo! This brands are turrible though, lol.
Rolly

I’d do him ????
My Thoughts

Soooo damn fine! ??
tt

S-E-X-Y
yadaca

Yes! Mando! I grew up with him. Still know him. Not gay & very humble, educated man! Southwest Detroit standup!
http://www.southernbellepublishing.com countrygal

For real tho. Always trust yo spirit
T3

????
Enoughsaid2020

Damn!
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

Nahhhhh
I was with it UNTIL he did his bikini shots
Fendi

He looks a bit light in the loafers. Are these guys considered “morning wood” because they make other men get erections, ’cause…
KB

DAYYYUUMM! Yes, FINALLY!! ????????

Very handsome. I hope bones don’t start falling “out the closet.”

Please do not ever shave your beard off again.
Fendi

It must be in the fireplace, because it sure isn’t in his undies. ?
KB

?? *dead* ?
suganspice68

I get an Idris Elba vibe from him ,he is a hottie!
Disqus

No
MsEducated

Very handsome and yummy!
Guest who

There is toooooo much hair in the nether region! He needs to groom that right away yuck?
QueenyBean

I was all ohh, ahh, yaasss! Til I saw them man panties. Nonetheless
divainkpen

Damn. Boy.
Renee Bee

Pause.
Fendi

His gigantic a$& would be doing the cooking dance. ?
Fendi

Pausing is for men saying something “suspect” about other men. I’m a straight woman. I know that this man is not seeking a woman, but everyone’s gaydar doesn’t work properly. ?

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