Morning Wood: Maurice

He looks about 5’4 and takes A LOT of selfies.

He’s so cute with his little self?

that bathroom pic of “Grand”….looks like he can barely see over the counter….but the other ones are cool.

I was just about to font that!! Musta been cold during that photo shoot.

Sandra, you forgot something so I fixed it for you:

MEN: If you would like to be considered for MORNING WOOD, please email 5-6 of your best quality photos, including SHIRTLESS shots AND DACK shots, to…

He’s cute I don’t do short men tho that’s proberally why my ass single … oh well

Wayyy too short for my taste ……. he is nice looking …. looks a bit seasoned too …. Not my cup of tea though …

He’s nice looking, but why does he have a hat on in every pic ?

I luv tatts , as long as they not on your face .

He looks that short to y’all? ??

Yep , he can’t be taller that 5’6

Or he’s bald and just hasn’t accepted it yet.

wooo yesssss, like my Boyfriend donnie

I was thinking 5’7 ? that’s my height I prefer taller, but I’ve dated a couple my height ?

Donnie is mine ma’am.

This reminds of the time I saw a midget getting dug-out in a bathhouse and I almost called the cops, because I thought the midget was a kid! ?

I can date my height, not shorter am 5’7 . He looks shorter than me

you can look, just dont to be Fb’ing my man…….(FIGHT) that’s mine , all mine

Man would wear lifts in his shoes ????

My kids father is 6’3′ our twins are tall & son average height. ?

Right , see that’s going to far . Tatts on the face scream unemployed & high possibility of being cray cray

Ya can have em ….. ninja that damn fine ….. I will fighting to keep broads off him the whole time

What yall do in those bathhouses anyway? Where are they located Are they exclusive? I seen an episode of Southpark and I was weak when Butters went in there looking for his dad (or somebody) and he was like “Dad?”….and somebody yelled out “Who’s in here?!” WEAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKK!

You ain’t about shyt. I ain’t worried.

Type your best insult.

yea I do get tired, I got one now a few comments down, wanna Fawk him….I do have to get these women in line about mine….lol

YES! Short like Scandrick….but not quite Columbus. LOL

lolololol

Such a turnoff. LOL

Well my current dude is my height so he has my judgment cloudy ?

Yasss! I like a tall slim build. Short and stocky ain’t my thang.

i was hoping to see his grill. I wanna know if he has his fronts. lol

Is that a print I see in the last photo

Midget arms is a dead give away

He is cute but too short. However, this is the first time in a while no one thought he was gay lmao. Nice!

He fine. Just so short!

*waves*

COUSIN!!! I missed you more. Merry Xmas/ Happy New Year and chit!! Whatcha do?

Hey Girl Hey!!

But his jeans look like he got them out of the petite section. Why they ain’t a lil further down on the back of his Tims?

Was in the house. Me and Stalker done broke up. LMAO

I should not read comments while on a phone call ?

That’s what I had. LOL

“One is called Man’s Country and there are longstanding rumors that Obama used to be a member.”

STOP THIS MADNESS RIGHT NOW, I TELL YOU!!

I hate that I’m about to scroll up and look. LOLOL

*back from scrolling*

HOLLERING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HIs pants too short to box with God. *still call me Maurice*

Man o man did I miss you! What you been up to? You been lurkin’? *sideeye*

LAWD, I just asked about him down yonder. You let that man take you to the Bahamas, waited a few weeks and dumped him, didn’t you?!?

One time I went on a date & dude was missing a tooth on the side. I didn’t know until I got to the restaurant & he was wearing a U.S polo association shirt with some dayum lime green fake gazelles. ??

LMAO! ?

Nice. What’s he do for a living?

(I tot I taw a puddy cat voice)
Is that a duck I see?

No. Just because it’s on the internet doesn’t make it true!

DISQUALIFIED
There is a reason that this man is wearing a hat in every single pic. I don’t even want to know what it is.

Dead

Yep Jesus …. just refreshed my screen ….. chile that’s him chile ,……. chile fine azzz hell lawd ……

RIGHT!

Who YOU tellin’?

I know. But seeing as how judgmental he is, I am very surprised a bathhouse is ok. IJS

BYEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

Pearl!!!!???

Basically. Forreal PRAYED for it to happen. Couldn’t go into 2016 on one leg. LOL But he did it to himself. He shoulda answered the phn.

Do we EVER ask for his fukkery? Stop talking to this tragic mulatto. Octoroon. Clown

Chile…?????

Being nasty.

Despite being raised in a two parent home

?????????

rofl …..

chile you see it lmao

EYE SEE Your bish is READY!

I think so

I missed you so much. I done got sent to a different plantation since I last seen ya. Been here since December. I want them to give me some damn work. Don’t be a stranger!

I wanted to know about the baff house. LOL He was in there scrubbing with microbeads. LOL He mad. LOL

Ain’t no

Better had been. LOL

Pearlyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

I know I’ma try to come around more. *adds that to my New Year’s resolution list* Thus far I have on there “Fukk some more” and “Go on SR more” Wish me well!

Yayy for new job?!

Fuggin dead. Apparently he likes to watch other people have sex. He said he is a voyeur. (Peeping Tom)

Shhhhh…be quiet….I’m married…not supposed to be looking. Baaaaahaaaaa…?????

*falls out at desk* Baby Jesus WHY? WHO *side eyes Dubb* said that? OMG I am dying!

Same here

I’d rather Google facts. Can’t speak for @Vdot.

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2901292/?report=reader#!po=12.5000

It does a sexual deviant make

When I looked up the definition that was one of the synonyms. Along with pervert.

http://medical-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/Sexual+deviant

He has on a hat in all of his pics

No. It won’t her this time. I forget hit. The name is on the tip of my fingers. Called him out and everything. Said “didn’t you say yo granny had dementia, now you sayin she’s a racist” or something like that. I WAS nursing home WEAK!

LMAO! Look at his cute lil feet!

The day I fell out of love with LL was the day I saw him without a hat on.
Y’all care ..shedup???

lol. So it’s ok to be a pervert and have sex in bathhouses while not married, but it’s wrong to be a unmarried mother. *hollers* OMG I am cracking up. The flucking nerve.

Lollllllllll.. chile I JUST typed similar above!!!

No real live action. Not porn. He goes to the bathhouse to watch the sex live in living color.

Fake Lover!!!!

I still love him

*fell*

Not live.? Not physically coaching from side lines.? Like no no no. ?Grab his balls. ?Here. Let me show you.?

Just said this

Or Neyo.

That gets a huge side eye

Looks like his instagram was cleaned up. There are only 31 pictures.

Nope……….But I can. LOL

I could do that too…….but I’m too shy. LOL

HNY hun

LL got a chrome dome

*eats roast beef sandwich and waits for the story*

Mannnnn he is thee only star that I think that I would freeze up around! I be around other folks and could care less, but him, I hope I never see him LOL. That would be embarrassing

Roast beef meet my Pot Roast.

Hey KEYA gurrrhhhlll.

Not for me. lol.

I noticed that he only had 31 pics too.

Heeyyyyyy

Tew Exes in my Texas ( )

Like! What’s the CoInkyDink in that?!?! Hmmmm
They do NOT know each other at all

Houston we have a problem…
^^^^^^^^^

I like the sound of that. ?

*hollers* WHY did he say STFU? hahahahahahahah

*hollers*

Chile my exes blocked

Burn it down in ah Non-Violent way.

Better?

Get your rotation on! I approve this message?

A peeping Tom gets his or her thrill by SECRETLY watching people. I was watching people who were doing their thing out in the open.

I’m gonna wait a couple of hours and then send a beautimus picture of me AND THEN not send or respond for a day or two LOL.

Sandra we need a new post….tired of looking at Popeye uptop.

Nap time. Ack up people so I’ll have something to read later.

EVER!

LMMFAO! WHY are my co-workers going in on the girl who keeps bailing her bf out of jail?! The lottery winner? They roasting her ass. The lottery is like 500 some million today so that’s how it came up. But they giving her hell. LMAO. *reminds self to get quick picks on the way home*

Kandi Burruss has given birth to a baby boy

Enjoy hun!

Nah, different states

How you get a nap in the middle of the day. You work at one of those places where they employ the mentally challenged or something? LOL j/k

Go Play! I bought 2 tickets! I got the 3 littles tuitions if I win yo! That’s my word!

But FB is one union. #worldwide LMAO

I honestly can’t remember. LOL

He same @ Twitter and on Facebook. Maybe a hatless pic there.

Maybe he look like Ne-yo up under there tho.

*shrug*

Fake pages. LOL j/k j/k

LMAO Am EYE? LOL

Is ‘Grand’ his Grindr handle?

5’4

:fistbump:

we need to see some bottoms…..

Got me looking at my phone like ( ??? )

I’ve come across sooooo many men like that and it breaks my soul, as soon as the hat comes off my spirit is like I’m out I’ll leave this to you. Got me feeling souless smh

mediocre

I’ve got nothing…..

I thought that was a print in that last pic

The women here are always so catty. I don’t know why people even bother sending in their pics for Morning Wood. Every post it’s just a bunch of women criticizing every little aspect. Who cares if he’s short? He’s a good father, stays in shape, and obviously takes good care himself and his children. How many of you can say this about your men? Quit being so hyper-critical.

I agree. I had to up vote your comment. It seems no man is perfect enough for them.

I was just glad we met at the restaurant & I had my car with me.

No prints. NSFW pics.

What did I tell y’all about men and selfies?! Knock it off guys!

Lmao #currentlydyinglaughing

Probably has a funny shaped head

I crack up every single time I tell the story. I was so mad at my ex for having me back in the dating world.

I’ll pass

Some women here are catty & cliquish, especially those who think they have clout from the formerly exclusive login. If one of the three ringleaders had said he was fine, they would have all agreed and followed like sheep.

Was this recent?!. ????

Palm trees and cool breeze, aka subtle shade, SR. We, the hetero female delegation need someone who actually finds straight men attractive to choose the Morning Wood features. There are plenty of pics of fine Black men on IG. You’ve posted a few, one of which I dated years ago, but they’re usually misses. I’m trying to produce some hits for you.

Email them to me at sandra @ sandrarose.com. I will gladly post them. I can’t wait to see what you consider fine.

I will. Lol @ what I consider.

Mama, nooooooo!!! He said at $5/pair, he was buying the mall and buying them all. ?????

I sent you a couple. Please keep in mind that I don’t know them personally, so the details surrounding them may be sketchy. But I try to choose based on vibes I get as well as a variety. I don’t like beige men, but MW isn’t about MY tastes. I’m choosing men I hope the female posters will find attractive. If I’m bad at it, I’m certain they’ll let me know.

Hell yeah!

I just sent Auntie 3 candidates for Morning Wood. I hope the ladies (and Bren) approve. I’m trying to diversify the platform a bit. I should probably try to find someone “other,” but I feel like the brothas deserve a spotlight.

Some companies have it with lil nap pods too lol

That’s harsh lol but I see the muscles

Look ladies Maurice “Grand” Steel is fine just as he is no need to be trying to tear the man down because of his height and so forth we as black women should support our black men that’s trying to do something good with their lives we have a lot of brothers locked up for crimes they didn’t do….but anyways even if he is bald under that hat what does it prove for any of ya’ll woman…..so the question is to all ya’ll ladies that is on this post busting and cracking jokes about this well groomed and hard working man where would ya’ll be if this was one of ya’ll posted up on here and the men was doing the exact thing because they see something that don’t like this is what’s wrong with our society now to much judgemental and superficial mess going on just love a person for who they are and not what you want them to be because you will never know that same person you tearing down might be the same person who may help you out in the near future so don’t count your chickens before they hatch.

Sandrita:

I just sent you pics of Ms. Karlie Redd posting NOOD for Playboy Plus. Her booty looks a little like my nails did c. 2000-2010, square round, but she bad, tho.

IDC what people say about her age, she is running circles around younger women. I am certain her pics have been touched up, but I know that Sir Hefner doesn’t airbrush to death.

IDK what the male equivalent is of “Morning Wood,” but I think the men will like her pics.

Ikr voyeur my azz..foh

????

Chicago ???????? Chile ….

He’s fine!!!!!

LMAO!

Damn no pics without the hat?! ? Alright neyo lol

I tell ya’ my ex bout got cursed much out that day.

What that hairline lookin like??

My chicks done hatch and they all grown, but Maurice is still short and I wouldn’t be able to wear my heels with him. I am looking out for him……being that the heels would make me taller than him. But okay, nice dissertation.

He takes these pictures and makes them public to be judged on his appearance. Not his character. If you like him fine. Not everybody is for everybody. And that’s ok. It’s not like people came for his life. No one questioned his sexual orientation. The commentary was funny albeit insensitive. Not disrespectful. A man who does not want to be judged this way, would release pics like these for public consumption.

LOL…Hey bew HNY!!!
I didnt know that LL CJ had “work done.” If he did..meh..that wouldn’t be a deal breaker for me. I mean, he does work in Hollywood where ageism runs rampant…so I’m sure it was a business decision. Just as long as he doesn’t get all Sly Stallone or Mickey Rourke with it.
But when I saw him without his hat…lawdddddddddd…. I cried like Nellie did when Mister threw rocks at her! “whyyyyyy??? whyyyyyyyyyy?”

I’m all late…. but I’m curious…. What was the bid?