House Cat Accompanies Braves Player to Spring Training

She bounced off the dashboard, to the back seat, to the back window,
back to the dashboard, before landing with her claws fully extended into
my right shoulder.
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the visual!

That’s when my tame feline turned into a devil cat.

She bounced off the dashboard, to the back seat, to the back window, back to the dashboard, before landing with her claws fully extended into my right shoulder.

I had to pull over before I lost control and flipped my car on the Interstate.

After observing my cat freaking out and me screaming in pain, my friend said, “Now you see why I told you to leave the cat in the crate.”
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You should’ve never shared this with my ignant, foolish, goofy ass. *fawkin dead*

There was a stray cat that I used to feed around the way. That damn cat knew my car and my damn schedule, would follow me to the store, wait outside, and walk back to the house with me. LMAO!!!!!!!!!

Damn cat would be meeting me at my car in the morning when I was leaving for work, and be waiting on the damn porch when I got back to the house. That cat used to piss the dogs off. Lawd.

You feed a cat-and they’re yours, forevaaaa (Cardi voice). Sounds about right. My kitty started off as a stray that I fed as well. Wouldn’t let me go anywhere that didn’t involve a car without him. He had to protect his food source??

He reminds me of Blake Griffin. That’s really all that I have for these people…

Have y’all seen if Simba and Nala were from the Hood?
I cannot with the interwebs!!

Yea drugged – they called their vet – who they have a great relationship with – told the vet we are traveling ‘two days’ to Florida can you give my cat something for blah blah blah…
Either way, I think he is the cutest cat I have ever seen – chilling on that console like that…too cute!

Reminds me of Garfield the cartoon

You all got me over here dying laughing with these GIFs. KMSL!!!!!!

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LMAO. Never was a damn cat person, til I fed a stray. MY ass ended up with 4 stray cats and my 2 damn dogs waiting for breakfast and damn dinner. SMH

That’s it everybody with these funny little faces owes me green tea! Lmbo…

They smart! They know who feeds em!!! He had one of his guys make a sign: if you feed these cats they will DIE. I was like? well that’s mean. He took me to that back patio by the pool and I saw all that CRAP? He was like NO. This is damn mean. ?Somebody gotta clean this. He also threatened to call the health department. He was not playing.

Sorry lol

I really don’t give a fugg about Nala the cat. *shrug* maybe they gave her a cat valium. why is this even a story?

natural born predators… I don’t trust ’em.

Me too…especially after that cat clawed that lady’s face and she’s gonna die from a bacterial infection from the cat. Cats are nasty…

I got a ringworm from one as a kid cause I had to volunteer somewhere. I don’t mess with nobody’s cat.

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NEW POST – Pics of T.I.’s popup concert.

WHALE I’m about to fugg a big oversized cat UP any day now!!!
Mofo neighbors been feeding this fat bastard AND he keeps coming into MY yard SO NOW I gotta go outside when the dog goes outside JUST SO there’s no fight in my backyard

I chased after the fat mofo with a club and the bish was too fat to jump over the fence AND I really didn’t want to hurt it so I backed away that day and took the dog inside. ALL I could do was talk about fuggers feeding strays and how it’s some bullshattt

IONO what to do now LMAO!

Cat pROBABLY even got ah Passsupport

I don’t see why not. my fren wouldn’t even THINK about asking me if a cat can ride in my car
she a good fren…. :crying1:

Or crying??? I thought someone left a baby on my steps!!!

Girl. Some fat bish tried me earlier. Accused me of being hostile and angry? That bish don’t know angry. I ain’t claimed my set, I ain’t angry?? it was funna git ugly. Fen n nem came in with the Holy oil and settled things down, but Baaaybe. I was ready to book that flight. Name a time n place. We can meet up?? just give me 21 days notice so I can get that Expedia discount, okaaaay??? My uncle Peaches Taint raised no punk??

I’ll research that. I don’t want my dog to get ahold of any though LOL

LMAO! I remember that. I died laughing!

wait til dark and put some on your neighbor’s side of the property line

You shoulda seent it!

Right! DO the damage ON THEY SIDE!

zactly.
I don’t have any pets so I put it all over my flower beds. and once I caught a cat strolling too close to my front door, I put it on the front step, porch, and even filled my welcome mat with it. (Mister walk outside and be just sneezing… )

Oh pooh…. You can’t do it cause the dog will be ruined. But if it’s a day the dog is going away or to the groomers ? Or on vacation.. Then I would light that cat up ! I put some in my flowers and on my car…. No more Fluffy getting on my car or coming my yard!!! Just my neighbors!

Oh my.

Holy Oil to the rescue!!

My cats would walk me to the bus stop every morning and they would just reappear when I got home. I miss my babies too.

This mofo was SO big, couldn’t run fast or jump high. His body went
“thud” on the fence. Then we had eye contact/convo lol and I knew he couldn’t get outta my yard unless I left so that he could squeeze through another spot.
So funny!

Remember the story bout the cat that trapped its family in the room??? Them fools had to call 9-1-1????

Stop it ? this really made me lol!

*gasp* Sandra! that’s it! OMG… when I tell you I was traumatized after watching that! (I even scooted my chair back watching it just now! )

sooooo stupid… ROFL!

STRAIGHT TO THE KONA ?

Yall know how the single black mothers raise kids that end up with mental issues. That damn cat tried to kill errybody in the car, including herself. Know her ass need some meds. ???

Cat lookin’ like he’s over it and wants to be home sleep. I know the feelin’.

“That’s when my tame feline turned into a devil cat.

She bounced off the dashboard, to the back seat, to the back window, back to the dashboard, before landing with her claws fully extended into my right shoulder.”

I’m so sorry Sandra…but..????. This is why as much as I love animals, I don’t do cats

OhMG! @str8tupmenace:disqus, Ms Sandy just posted it, and I asked the same question– Fido, just there like, she aint windmilling with that cat for her life. Fido there like, told you not to go out there, now look at you! Get inside the house. Lord, I can’t catch my breath.

That cat was trained.

Lololololol

Hahahahahaha that dog like I told you

lol NOt all Pets behave the same… And the cat is probably use to car driving. My dog use to behave very poorly when I first adopted her on car rides, but after awhile she got use to it.

Thank you for that gut laugh. I sorely needed it today.

lol ADHD pills for the cat.

That cat just might have had a shot of West Indian rum before they got in that car. True story my friend from Trinidad gave me a shot of puncheon one time Lawd hanmercy I couldn’t move for two mins I thought I stopped breathing ?. Never drank it again ?

?????? And ah partridge and ah pear tree
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She messed up her cat life forever??? ????

Hey Auntie. Thanks for the story. At least it wasn’t the usual doom and gloom post. Let Kit Kat ride ya’ll.

Or having sex?! Loud, all night long and makes you want to throw boiling hot water on them!!

Sandra I just died laughing at your story! Hilarious!

I Looooooooove KITTY BABIES!!!! I miss my little babies
#FeetiePaws#CatLuvR

My cat is 12 and has being riding in my car since she was a kitten.She also likes to sit in my car when it’s parked in my driveway.All cats are not the same.My cat also likes to get in the shower,most cats hate water.

Funny….I didn’t know that about cats….

Lord the cry make you think they just got hit by a semi then you go around like OMG and they just callin you for some food lmfao I love cats tho! all types, domestic and wild (took pics with lions and tigers and chit cus I love all animals lol)

Shoot my dog I had to bring him home in a kennel but he cried so loud when I went to get gas people were looking because it really did sound like a child crying. So I had to drive with him in my lap the whole way home. Tried to train him to have the seatbelt on he would twist all around hollering damn near hang his self. Then we got a barrier to prevent him from getting out the back seat this damn dog went under the seats I hv a Element. He likes to sit between the driver and passenger that little space so he can see and feel like he is upfront You turn to look his face is in yours. I swear that dog is a mess.