Johnny Depp is Not Playing With You Bloggers

He didn’t come to play with you hoes!

$400 million buys more than just yachts, cars, and mansions…betta stop coming for people with loooooong money

SOmewhere…I seen Ambers monthly expenses….they broke that ish down…I was like really bytch…oops female. she was trying to justify why she needs 50thou a month….she had 3,000 a month groceries….really, who the fck she feeding, I know whole foods is high…but 3,000 with no kids…she trying it

Is that Johnny’s current face? I didn’t know he was so bloated.

Haha, love it!

That was a dumb move indeed!

And $10,000 for vacations. Amber is NOT playing!

For some reason, I highly doubt that.

I don’t believe her….only half of what she says. I think she’s thinking his obvious drug use will make him look guilty to people. I think they were verbal to each other. I think he’s a substance abuser with some mental issues. I think she’s calculating and dirty. I believe he threw and broke that stuff. I believe she might have been afraid of him. He’s old and ugly now. I’m sure she dealt with a side of him that his other women didn’t have to. I don’t know where she got that lil redness from but if he’d beat her like she claims, she woulda been black and blue. ???. Even the cops said she needed more people. I hope she knows she has just committed career suicide.

And she looks like she’s on that Draya’s Son Diet.

She was quoted many times as saying such.

I just said this. She said she doesnt believe in marriage OR soul mates. then after she KEPT saying it… he was like well I guess I dont either then. Came across as he was embarrassed he couldnt get her to marry him.

Welp…you done messed up Johnny Boy. These young women ain’t playing with you old coots.

She is going to get whatever she asks for by the end of the month. Then the case will disappear. He wants this to go away now. His brand is valuable. A half a million a year in spousal support is nothing to him. He is worth 400 million. I think he abused her and I also think this was her plan from the jump.

This is why I do not stan for these celebrities. A public persona is different than a private one as we see each day when we read the blogs.

true…but they also showed her expense before marriage and she wasnt spending that much…she reaching to get that 50k

Like we didn’t know:

CHICAGO (AP) _ Law enforcement official tells AP that tests show #Prince died of an #opioid #overdose.

Somebody needs to, that way I won’t have to work. I’ont feel like it.

Shouldn’t have been a punk and had a prenup

…interesting, She got denied alimony and then starts the allegations. So, yeah…

current. face.
good day to you! ROFL!

Gotta say, I’m not about “Negativaty, BUT Karma is kicking his Royal Azz.?KARMA has no “Fawks 2 give.
Rich, Poor or Indirect??

U get Served what U Deserve??

You been acting up all week! *grabs switch*

???? good luck

Back in 2010, Depp explained to Extra why he hadn’t wed French actress and singer Paradis, now 41, the mother of his children Lily-Rose, 14, and Jack, 11. “I never found myself needing that piece of paper,” he shared. “Marriage is really from soul to soul, heart to heart. You don’t need somebody to say, okay you’re married.”

Johnny said it.. I don’t know if Vanessa said it too and if she said it before or after he did….

Just look at him. At this point, I do believe she’s motivated by money tho. She should have packed up and taken whatever she was entitled to by law…probably not much but oh well. At least she would have left with a career. He is going to destroy her.

There is one caller ahead of you, Jimmie. LMAO

Bout 4 lmaoooo ?

*hits F5*

I know???

From who?

A blogger who repeatedly said he died from AIDS

Really, ?Oh Well like many other folk he made a piss poor decision on who he chose 2 Marry. Sad that it’s gotten so ugly.

Bet he wish he had stayed with “Vanessa.
“Rich People Problems?

You mean Beyoncé?

what do you think happened to him? i have no clue. liquid opium use to be my shitt before i had to sober up and be an adult with a child. that little girl saved my life. it’s an easy drug to get addicted to.

lol

refresh your screen

if they start blaming a one eyed drawing on a pyramid, i am DONE with this life.

I watched a you tube video and Dick Gregory and some other guy can’t remember who gave the 411. They wanted his masters and his music. Word is Prince has enough music to release an album every yr for a hundred yrs or something like that. I also didn’t know Time Warner owned TMZ.

Bwahahahaha

That headline made me holler. LMBO

sometimes older folks can be just as immature tho!!!!!

oh i don’t know. i’m waiting for all the conspiracy theorists to figure it out for me. i’ll wait.

You know that Organic Food and them green smoothies be expensive.

I don’t understand how he could be a staunch vegan, into health but he abused drugs? That sounds fishy to me. T

Lol??????

hell, i go to church every Sunday and still sit here gossiping all week. We all have our demons! ha

I was thinking the same thing. Jay z and Prince may have had a pow wow.

Ahh! Thank. I don’t know the order either .. lol!

yes, or the baptist stealing from the collection and sleeping with the congregation. the muslims beating their wives and selling their nine year old daughters into marriage. everyone has a dirty closet. if his was only filled with drugs then God Bless him.

Ask Gwyneth Paltrow, the ingredients for her smoothies cost $200.

my bad….I said 3k for groceries it was 2,000…because she needs 2k for eating out…

$10,000 for rent, $3,000 for health care, $2,000 for groceries, $2,000 for dining out, $2,000 for clothing, $10,000 for entertainment and vacation, and another $10,000 for various costs including pet care and an agent. Combined with other smaller expenses, her monthly total came to $43,700, according to her income and expense declaration.

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Me thinks Johnny said this to save face.

No. What waterfall…….and why? LOL

cues Tarzan

Something about this headline just made me giggle; wanna guess?:

Chris Brown, Nia Guzman shell out $30K for daughter’s ‘Frozen’-inspired birthday

Nia Guzman?

My daddy is a mess. He told me at my wedding celebration that if I give him the word we can blow this joint and gone on over to the Chevy dealership. That pick ups these days got enough room for his granddaughters but ole buddy (my ex husband ) gonna have to find his own damn truck?

Can someone come save me from my coworker? She swears she’s good at her job but I’m still trying to figure out why she thinks that and why she still has the job.

Is she on LinkedIn? If so, I bet her “summary” is funny af.

Darn shameful.

They both said Prince was a long time drug user. Sinead claimed Arsenio Hall was his dealer.

Oh, they do believe it’s wrong. They “just can’t help it” and pray no one finds out. Like eating a WHOLE pie in secret when you know you’re on a diet or diabetic. Trying to bargain with yourself and your god to be better tomorrow, yet there you are again partaking in temptation and what you know isn’t right.

I was hushing @Low. Im DYING. But I said what I said.

WHOOT!

Hal le LOO yer. ?

I can’t help you. I got one I know must be sleeping with one of her bosses. Only reason I got that she still gets a paycheck.

lmao!!!
so, um, who hired this top performer?

same here. one chick i swear is on the company’s welfare system of keeping a paycheck. i’m at a loss for her contribution to the team. hell, i gossip on here all day and still get more work done than her. doesn’t matter though… Oct 7….. Oct 7. Maternity leave in California is a wonderful thing.

Feline14 says she’s not getting married. Says she wants a lil girl but no husband…

Im not sure where I got the notion. But I was all of 7 I knew off top I wasnt about that life lmaooo.

I guess that’s the rest of the story. Resources are a mother.

Do you have your own receipt book or do you need one picked up from Staples?

I can’t help you, babe. I actually said, “Ah-hee-hee-hell” to my coworker.

LMAO!!!!!

This coworker swears they work all the time but their output is minimal. It’s ridiculous.

What?? Context please. LOL!

wait… what?!

Another department.

I wonder if this will become big enough for Disney to drop him from their films….because his acting has become atrocious lately

My dad made it no secret that he didnt play not no damn funny bidness when I got married. That was when all those wives were popping up missing and dead. Laci Peterson era. “Dont kill her man. I know she is a lot. I know she is worrisome. But if you get tired of her, just drop her off round there to her mama or her sister. She better not end up dead tho”

Dub11. Says she wants 5 kids. And wants to be a doctor. And that I gotta move in to help her and her husband so she can manage it all. Bc Imma be their grandma. Let his damn mama move in. I dont want to be worried with 5 damn grandkids. Or your daddy. He gonna be they damn granddaddy. FOMF.

He might’ve. But he stayed with her for 14 years knowing she didn’t want to get married (as I said downstairs accepted the arrangement) then left her for Amber so either way his karma got nigha rigged somewheres along the way

Ha! He said I had to quit my job to keep his kids, lol

Gone head LUCE

Shed be entitled to half what he made during the year they were married. At least half of the 20 mil he got paid for his last movie… Not sure how residual checks work into that. She was walking away nice regardless but 100 mil is better than 10 so maybe she just greedy.

So he’s our data guy and how I do my job heavily depends on him. I asked him to perform a certain task and he told me that he would do it after I felt better and returned to the office (this was after I was leaving early because I didn’t feel well and he wanted to bring up me baking something for him which annoyed me), and I told him that was NOT a deal. So when I get back into the office this morning, he’s like, “Oh, she’s back.” I say, “Yeah, so I need you to get that for me expeditiously.” He goes, “If you say please- hehehehe.” The first thing out of my mouth was, “Aaaaa-hee-hee-hell. Don’t play crazy with me, because you have no idea that I can play even crazier.” Mind you, my manager was in the conference room and witnessed the whole exchange. My manager told ole dude that he could see Mama Bear coming out, so he should stop being a jackhole.

On top of other pricey ingredients, the recipe says to top off your smoothie with your choice of “moon dust,” which is just expensive edible powder that has different enhancing qualities.

Egg-zack-tly!

I answered under SoulSista’s post.

I saw….

He learned tuhday.

…and they say these chirren ain’t prepared for the future, TUH!

Rofl!

and I’m sure he will ‘teach’ others… CRINE.

All I read was Daddy Dubb saying, if she manage to die, you gon come up missing.?

Rich people issues smh

Really burns me when folks respond to urgency in my part with joking. Ugh! Good for you!

that mofo in your gravi could have got it.

he must think he’s still attractive.

? lol

Johnny not having it.
And this chick is a dummy.
She also played herself, faking this abuse stuff.
Busted yelling stop hitting me…and he is standing 20 feet away…

Busted!

If you make a claim of abuse and you lie, YOU should do the time in jail.

Congrats

He only made 30 million in the last 15 months so that’s all she can ask for….. 15 million for 15 months of marriage.

HA HAAAAAAAAAA!

I HOLLARED I tell ya!

Johnny has even admitted while accepting an award that he praise Amber for dealing with him and the characters in his head..Look it up! All the characters that Depp has created in his movies stays with him and out of the blue you don’t know if you talking to Edward Scissorhands or Jack Sparrow so textbook would diagnose Johnny having MPD-Multiple personality disorder and he’s unaware when he do things when these characters take over. Read Amber’s alleged allegations against him. So sorry folks the lovable Johnny is a full-fledge nutcase and probably needs to take meds and probably drink and abuse drugs to deal with it.

LMFAO….Do they even eat $3 a month in groceries? lol.

Johnny has time to check folks on Twitter-go head Captain Jack.

True dat! Rich people problems. SMH

lol maybe so – it’s in the top 20 largest money generating films in the past decade as the first Alice brought in billions. either way, I don’t think johnnys acting has been the problem rather he keeps choosing poor films. specifically those directed by Tim Burton which is who directed Alice. and he’s also under contract to Disney (which is why he keeps churning out those Pirates films) and it makes it difficult to schedule other films. but definitely Black Mass was a great film and he was amazing in that. I think he actually got nominated for a SAG.

The f is the air diet? Breathing? lol. Disgusting….

LOL!!

LMFAO STAWP!!!!!