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I didn’t realize people could marry camels in New York? Lol, I kid I kid. People.com reports that Beyonce and Jay Z have taken out a marriage license which is good for 60 days. So that’s 60 days of free publicity that they will milk for all it’s worth.

That’s 60 days of being hit over the head with saturation coverage of Beyonce and Jay Z by a clueless media which doesn’t realize its being used.

But don’t worry, you will not see another mention of this on my site until the day they actually tie the knot (IF they tie the knot). I’m only mentioning this publicity stunt because if I don’t post it, I will get emails all day from well-meaning readers who think I’m not aware of it.