The contest has ended. The winner of the Louis Vuitton Damier Bosphore Brown Canvas Pochette crossbody messenger bag is loyal reader thrift-store-jungle. Thank you to everyone for participating!
Originally published on Dec. 15, 2016.
Sandrarose.com is showing our appreciation by giving special gifts to our most loyal readers! Sandrarose.com will give away a special Christmas gift every day from now until Dec. 17.
Inside Auntie Santa’s bag today is a gently used Louis Vuitton Damier Bosphore Brown Canvas Pochette crossbody messenger bag. The bag measures 10.5 x 10 x 0.5 inches (Length x Height x Width).
Made of durable Damier Bosphore Brown Canvas, this bag features cowhide brown leather trim in good condition. Single zip closure on top and in front with brass hardware.
The bag is in good condition. Similar LV bags retail for $1,200 and up.
Dust bag is included.
The contest has ended. The winner is loyal reader thrift-store-jungle. Thank you to everyone for participating!
Girl, not creative. So not trying.. it’s always something with me. I’m so ol skool my jokes r wack af
Sooooo…this is a cute pic of him though. How many chances do we get?
Drake come come get this jelly https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f34bb05c0166c8e749669bc373d8ba335ec1e745d6dbc713ace46f74c2a59113.gif
I don’t always wear sunglasses inside; but when I do, I like to channel my inner Jesse Powell.
When you should have pooped before the show started..
“Y’all like my nude lipstick?”
Yall dont let this give away get ya smacked playing with my baby.
Sandra sho is giving away a lot of “gently used” LV bags. I wonder ? what “friend” of the blog is cleaning their closet out?
lol
I hope I don’t get pissed on tonight…
Lol
“You wanna be on Top?!”
— America’s Next Top Model theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dvbk3ASEWTk
Champagne Papi looking goodt!!
GN ..cus yall starting to get disrepectful playing with my baby for this previously owned bag ..
Good luck everyone.
I love a beard.
???? bye!
I like when they tell made up stories better.
This is the worst pic for a caption. ?? usually I can think of at least one.
Still love you
Yea , it’s a tough one cause he looks good
Yellow Rkelly; literally trapped in the closet and pied piping your local “talent”.
Started from the Bottom, Now Sandra Rose giving out bags.
You get bag, you get bag, Finally Jussie Gets a Bag https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e06fdc7e2879d27f1ae7aa634dc19b7c2e6a520a3b6393894519648555f38f8a.gif
I wonder if they remember me saying I wasn’t attending anymore award shows…
okay last night…I was like wtf?
A bunch of lies.
When you say hello to your ex in public but they just give you a what up head nod
When you say hello to your ex in public but they just give you a what up head nod
I was robbed, kidnapped, had 2 pre term births, my man left me, lost my job
All in one day?
I was in tears….Ya hear me….I made a cocktail and deleted my entry.
I was robbed, kidnapped, had 2 pre term births, my man left me, lost my job
All in one day?
I was in tears….Ya hear me….I made a cocktail and deleted my entry.
Lol youre so full of it
Lol youre so full of it
????
????
Lol. Me & Nucy was in here rolling yesterday.
Lol. Me & Nucy was in here rolling yesterday.
SideThought – Which yard sale did she go to to get all these “good condition” items?
SideThought – Which yard sale did she go to to get all these “good condition” items?
Shameless plug: would love to win. Had a year and a half for the books.
Shameless plug: would love to win. Had a year and a half for the books.
Why you tryna win a bag when you could get these pursed lips?
Why you tryna win a bag when you could get these pursed lips?
Sandra Rose really ..nobody making up no goddamn captions about me I look too damn good in this picture!
Nice knowing you
” I don’t always drink, but when I do, I drink Dos Equis”
I love being on a man’s beard.
“Hey 40, snap a pic of me, get my good side, make sure you get my lips and beard”
“I’ll be glad when this is over so I can get back to hittin them folk with Odell”.
I guess instead of burning her “friend” property, she’s giving it away…https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/35a8d4df489a9702644b50212d08b489e7f45fe3fca15aa99da3f4296da8605e.jpg
I wish Aaliyah was here to accept an award tonight. I wish she could “call me on my cell phone”
or – I can’t wait to meet up with Odell at the hotel later tonight
LOL…https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8e0b463a1fb49152bc194584acabc0391bcaaca37fd952d74c535ca7001d7b6b.gif
I guess my last try is in moderation? ?
Drake look like he smells like Acqua di Gio and it lingers when he walks past
Since this is to win a purse my last try is….
In his head thinking…”don’t purse your lips Aubrey…don’t purse…FUUUUUCCCKKK!!! You pursed your lips”
You never seen me look this good, shizzz neither have I.
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/05cada68cdae968226a8220bfceaf08a8a1a2bde3b3aa947c366fa6bc89d9bdb.jpg
It’s up there
Damn I was just about to get and use the bathroom…
awww…you try so hard every post… Sandra, throw him a bone… (perhaps a bear bone?)
Sure does even though idk what you talkin about?
He is saying, Where the hell is Rihanna!!
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What is that stinch? Oh Kim and Kayne just entered the building.
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0d81844860242006e15f4dd902c16e590951c45c1105b3210ccd733453a9d32f.jpg
Duck Lips sexy
I’m muthafawking Drake! Go Canada!
Body language 101 – Legs are spread which indicates being open to receiving something. BUT hands are saying “Only the right one” In his mind he’s thinking “Are you that somebody” cause he loves Aaliyah…
“Underneath all this, I’m just Aubrey From The Block.
Thank goodness for the Drake persona—and beard.”
#im2sexy4thisselfie
I know I am lookin’ good
I have on my Kenneth Cole shoes
My Gianni Versace blue leather suit
My nails are done and my beard is fierce!!!
You see his shoes in this pic?
In my mind I see it. Smooches
Can you really make a funny/good caption for this one though? I don’t want the bag, but I was just trying to come up with one for fun……..I got nothing *shrugs*
In my mind, he’ll always be your baby? kisses.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dfZyfckKPk
You can have him?
Damn…I’m young, rich, and Canadian..Yall couldn’t be me on yall best day!!??
Cologne, miss! LOL My daddy used to wear it. When I tell you it smells good……..
The look on Drake’s face after Rihanna told him “it’s not you…it’s me” for the 10th time
“deleted my entry”
===============
Same
Lol it sounds like it does…
You at work?
I betcha I won’t get peed on seating here! D BOY rocking at the AMA’S
*thinking* Get a close up of the beard coming back in so the ladies will swing back my way.
Of all the goofy pics of Aubrey Sandra…smh.
You know it! One more night and im done for 11 days!
Her. Lol and nah…no bear bone for me ??
Rico….Suava ???
Idk why his pic reminded me of the guy from the Dos Equis commercial… I don’t always have control but when I do I tear that azz up
11? How? You took off?
I just said he reminds me of the Dos Equis guy! At least I’m not alone
WHAT THE FUK YOU LOOKING AT? ??
Nah. I work 4 days on 4 days off…..they gave us them extra days.
??
????you going make me have to pull up on you. Don’t go ghost on me. Ima go thriller on ya?
Started as a bottom, but grew a beard…. Thats all I got.
Im2ez412c
Call me “Aubrey” one. More. Time…
Oh ok, cool
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8e892df9427ba2422775c64f6e913bf39d75e8ca6614e0646036d1152ce339d6.jpg
I’m Clearly Canadian. You Look Thirsty, Baby.
And I hope you actually rest (and sleep) some of them days
I tried the Kylie Jenner challenge….
They payin??
“Somewhere between I’m sober and I’m lifted”
Just how many LVs do you have??
Hell yeah! Everything after 8hrs is time and a half. Im blessed and ima leave it at that.?
Hmm idk..
Lol
I already know better. Don’t even know why I wasted time fonting that
Reporter: Drake – Drake are you and Rihanna still together?
Drake:
Paparazzi: snap ? snap?
Reporter: I’ll take that as a “no”.
Damn, here we go again, I can’t believe I have to sit through this boring ass show again ,I could be in gym listening to Taylor Swift while working on my fitness. Sidenote: I should be up there performing since I am the best rapper in the game #loljustplaying#
You are blessed. Chile I’m a temp. When I’m not there neither is a check. LOL
I’m weak lol
If he spreads any wider, he’ll have an episiotomy.
CAPTION:
“Sandy, you know Araminta deserves that bag. Don’t even try to front.”
Oh have a little faith. I try, i really do. As far as the temp thing, been there done that. I worked a lot of fuk ass jobs to get here. I dont have a degree but my pay check says different. The struggle has been real.af.
Drake after seeing Rihanna with Asap Rocky
Nah, Travis Scott toad ass….
He looking like what you won’t do is think I’m not gonna take all these awards back to Canada mitches!!!!
So you mean to tell me that you’re really going to take my picture why I’m trying to sit here in my feelings? I mean really? Really??? I’m not going to say one word but know that I am so cussing you out in my head and when I get to the studio I’m going to make a diss track about you. *Singing* Straight up to my face…….
Yea, I’m not that bothered by it. I haven’t worked a “real” job in 5 years. Did some school. Just now really looking around and interviewing. But Ion like where I’m at. But its so easy and OK money for what it is, so I can’t really justify quitting it. It’s funny cuz I can’t stand the place but they act like they love me. Chile, they prob ackin. LOL
“I dont have a degree but my pay check says different.”
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Well gone ahead and bare witness Blue. Ha!
Lol….ackin. it could turn into something big for you though. I like easy work shit i love it! What do you want to do?
Here he go. Drake don’t know if he wanna be a rapper, R&B singer or basketball wife.
Yes ma’am!!! Im thankful and appreciative, i really am. I tried school but I had to work more hours to survive. It is what it is.
So much. Ultimately, Christian based marriage/family counseling. But in the meanwhile work for a non-profit. I had a interview – just waiting to hear back. I meant to ask Dub if they take a while to decide- she used to work for a non-profit.
Alright nah????
Oh ok…ive always wondered how a non profit works??? How do you get paid?
???
Graham..Aubrey Graham..?
You did right! Tuh, survival comes first. And school guarantees nothing. It’s good for some but you can make a nice living without it. Bishop never went to school – worked right out of high school and I was able to not really work for 5 years, so….
At this particular one – it’s all from grants. They have like 4 main grants that are strictly mandated and one discretionary they can use however they want. I went for the HR/Grant Management position which means I would manage those grants, including payroll.
My Daddy is a Negroe
My Mammy is a Hebrew
You mix that Kwanza with Kabbalah make a Chittlin Challah!!! When she phuck me good it makes me think of Rihanna singing sex so amazing.???
Thats wus up!!! It also helps that i work in a thriving industry, thanks to the worl wide web!
It ain’t gone turn into nothing it;s a stagnant position. And it’s a doc office that’s part of a hospital – they don’t pay what I would want from a real job. But it’s good for now
Oooooooh ok. Hmm you must have patience because i cant with the paperwork…
Right
Lil bit. LOL
Oh ok got cha!! Ive seen folks turn water into wine from some temp gigs though…
Lol. I want my work life to be as stress free as possible.
????
All the time
I see what you did there
Im tryna stay fine foe evah!!!!!? cant do that stressin
” when you see Kevin Durant at the award show & waiting for the right time to pop off “
Make them wonder what this mouth can do. ?
“When you see Meek Mill’s entourage and hope that they don’t notice you”
Smells like teen spirit………
Yassssssss
You know what ?Im not into ” high fashion” id like it if sandra gave away a levis gift card….
For real? What “chu”think?”
Not the Levi’s?! But I feel you sis. She really could’ve hit me with some Toms loafers or Sorel boots and I would’ve been so set
Lol ….word im simple….shit levis and polo….i see people with stuff on im just not impressed with it. Im.not familiar with those names you just dropped though….
Man this life is waaay better than those Degrassi checks…
Yea, I’m not a flashy flash either. I prefer classic stuff. Not knocking those who into all that- but I’m not. That stuff I named is the same price range as Levi’s they’re just shoes. LOL
??…Wait a minute ?we not bout to fight over Drake too is we??
Started in a wheelchair now I’m here https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/fba69cfaee3d9cad523fd66b2f548879a79366b2176c2560545b9b93dd625fd4.jpg
I mean I aint got no prollem with it. Dang shame what you did to my front tooth last time tho. Got to chew everything on the side of my mouth. I aint forgot, Cali. I aint forgot.
Alright Blue Blue my sleep finally coming down. Talk tomorrow bew
what’s funny about that?
No matter how hard I try not to I will always see him as Wheelchair Jimmy ?
I think its another poster in here willing to shank a bish over wheelchair jimmy.
But you blacked my eye too?..You can take him. Him a we bit to light for meh not sayin I wouldn’t ride that alleged lil dack off into the sunset tho??
Haaaaaaa
GN garden
His character on degrassi
Night boo?
I already won, this is my black Zoolander pose!
Over thee light bright??
Yeah…I’m the one who raps about loving the BBW, but I rather be rhyming about my MCW?
Caption:Sweet as sugar. Hard as ice.
Well just to reiterate what Sandy said, she said it can be funny or serious
Drake about to set it off , Jada Pinket
Drake be rapping as if somethings happening. Yet he don’t write those lyrics that he be taking serious. But I’ll give him his credit do. He be running the show and loving black women because it’s a privilege.
No matter how hard I try not to… I stay actin light skinned
Say it. i dare you.
Gn…dancer
“I don’t always drink but when I do I drink Dos Equis.” Naw Drake looks like he drink a frozen strawberry margarita
“open post: unclockable trans” ??
(Serious) Caption:
???
“excuse me sir… do u have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ…”
I am trying really hard to look like I don’t miss Riri
“u dont do it for the man, men never notice. u just do it for yourself. u the f*c*** coldest…” ??
Lmfao
Aye! Aye!
The Dos Equis line was my first thought. Lol
“Can’t believe a nicca pee peed on me and one of the security guards ran off with cash I dropped” NICCA PEEDED ON ME YALL????
“You know I got to fart so bad but I’m gonna show my sexy face and let it ease on out!”
ALl these USED gifts wtf lmao
Drake thinking:
“Hopped up out the bed,
Turn my swag on,
Took a look in the mirror said what’s up
Yeah I’m getting money (oh)”
I brought light skin back in style.
Drake is like…”Why is Odell and Rihanna continuing to play hard to get, Fk them!”, “Let me give Will Smith a call. Hopefully big Willy will take me to the wild wild west”.
“Yeah man, I hope Odell sees this twinkle in my eyes and know what’s up.” (chin nod)
“I’m not always Happy…but when I am….I’m not!”
“You know why I’m here.”
“What are you looking at?”
Mine too lol
“I’d rather be laying in some man buns right now!”
The monkey said, “muthafunka, can’t you see?
Why, you standing on my goddarned feet.”
The lion said, “I ain’t heard a word you said.”
Said, “If you say three more I’ll be steppin’ on your muthafunkin’ head!” – Dolemite Voice, Drakes Mood (about to take all these awards!)
Ph balanced for a woman! Lol!!!!
“Mane! I’m about slide up outta here. Odell made gumbo tonight.”
The look you give when fart and a condom falls out your arse. *purse lips* “Don’t look down, bruh!”
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/12fb77fd81afe8bfc8927439d9147a567ad9bc01f42de0e49228b39560ec4b0b.jpg
Being marketed as a rapper: Good
Having no competition because the best is dead or retired: PRICELESS
Drake ~ He’s Everywhere You Want To Be
Medical Minute: Beards
“My balls is itching somethin crazy right now”
“My balls is itching somethin crazy right now”
If my stans really knew how petrified I was when Meek exposed me, I’d lose all my credibility and fans.
”Oh the camera is finally panning my way. Concentrate Aubrey. Look sexy. Ouuuuuuu. Got ’em”!
Drake: I’m the type of man that wears your panties just so I can feel even more emotional.
I don’t always write my rhymes….but I always spit hot fire.
When you finally accept you will never be sexy without this damn beard and can’t ever shave it off again or have Rihanna !
“Hey Sandra Rose, so who’s it gonna be… Me or Lebron”?
this is a look of confidence, confidence when you’re a FOB….friend of Sandra Rose’s blog…confident that I won’t be dragged by Sandra or her roses for sitting in this seat trying to look hard, knowing I’m noodle soft. Snap on paparazzi, snap on.
“Swee da boo dee da boo dee. Swee da boo dee da boo dee. Come on be my baby tonight.”
“I am no longer seeking revenge”
“Im mfkn tied”
Drake is thinking to himself, “I’m a classic man
You can be mean when you look this clean, I’m a classic man, callin’ on me like a young O.G., I’m a classic man. Your needs get met by the street, elegant old-fashioned man. Yeah, baby, I’m a classic man.”
While I’m ?????
“Meek don’t even clean up as good as me but I’m the play brother ?”
When the flunky commentator and the jerk in the booth calls you DJ Khalid…AGAIN because they think all people of color look alike.
Turn down for what?
Wake up Roses. It’s -3 degrees outside…BUT IT’S FREAKY FRIDAYYYYY!
I’m up. It’s 15 where I am. FIF-fawking-TEEEEN. UGH
30s here with mad winds so I guess I’m not allowed to complain but, DAMN.
Raining 56 degrees here.
Good Morning Roses. TGIF!!
Sandra how you gonna play Bae like that … smh
Morning.
19 degrees here, real feel 4.
Good mornTing. Good mornTing.
Morning Loves. Happy Friday. And for up top, Drake is thinking: “And they said light skin went out of style. Lies…lies..lies…I’m Billy Dee sexy in this mug! lmao.
Morning Key. We have 9 darn days and I’m having a hard time finding jogger sweats … sigh
Happy Friday beauties
“I’m cool on the outside. On the inside, I’m the FAIRY-est one of all.” ~Drake
“I’m cool on the outside. On the inside, I’m the FAIRY-est one of all.” ~Drake
Good morning!
Damn, I can really use that bag. Like the Kardashians use black men. -Drake
GM. Didja try The Gap & Old Navy?
Jcpenny
H&m
“I’m truly excited that I was chosen to play ‘Milhouse’ on the human version of the animated version: ‘The Simpsons’…”
Who are you shopping for? I found my latest joggers at Rue 21.
Morning I tried old navy, only had smaller sizes.
why we here .. let me hop on JC Penny now
Booo. I love JC Penny too. Good luck lady.
Friction from freaky Friday should keep us warm.
“I can only PEE in this DEPEND i’m wearing so many times Mannnn, I really need to change NOW’
Morning Beloveds
Good Morning Sandra and my fellow Roses!!! #TGIF
“Hard, sweet, and sticky on the outside, and soft and chewy on the inside, just like a Blow Pop…Wanna Lick?”–I am Drake
Chiiiiiile, it’s a straight brick building in NY….I cannot stand it….
I got fake people showing fake love to me…Straight up to my faaaaccce!
I’m the swirl, that will take your girl.
Goooooood Morning! TGIF!!!
“Shoulda told the barber to wash this Bigen out my beard if I sweat this shit gonna leak on my shirt”…
“I wonder if they can tell I get Botox injections? I think it’s subtle. Hmm.. (singing) caught in a life, I can’t let it go, whether that’s right. I will never know…” -Drake’s mind
I use to be Jimmy Brooks, now I’m the Lyric cook. When she see me they say now she gets the hiccups, what’s good Alisha Phillips.
Ahahahahah!
Teehee
Introducing Drakes body double a drag King pretending to be Drake
“Who gone check me boo?”
Academy Sports Wear!!
Just chilling today y’all building a clubhouse because it’s Friday….I ain’t got no job…and i ain’ got $hit to do!!
Nah but still Out of work but still working for the Lordt. Have a funeral to usher tonight tho.
A funeral tonight?
Yeah. More like viewing for family but it’s at the church service. So they need ushers.
I’m sorry who passed?
You changed you avi to something…different. Care to share?
No one in my family. Just church family. A man who was a bishop here in Baltimore so they have to do two services in his honor. Tonight and tomorrow.
*your
Some of these suggested captions got me………. Y’all creative tho https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c5887f6529b7a1e4872b0fe81f14a3082e8f8054c7ea5ae2dae58332c7ba2b74.gif
Big Bird is giving blank stare! He’s not to be toyed with. Lol
Ahhhh. I see
??I tried!
I’m too sexy for these shades…(Sang in my Right Said Fred voice)
Sitting at my desk paying bills. I’ll surely be glad when Xmas is oooooverrrr!
WHO?
there is a new post
Let me tell u. Idk if I’m getting sick but bihhh I’m shivering in this durn house. I feel so cold like i am outside
Damn! I knew I should have used a condom
I have nothing.. and obviously you don’t either….lol
You like this beard? You should see my others.
Beards are becoming of him.
The Most Overated Simp in the World: I don’t always dress my age, but when I do, you can bet I’m gonna trout pout.
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“Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.”
— Derek Zoolander
Read More: 10 Funny ‘Zoolander’ Quotes | http://thefw.com/funny-zoolander-quotes/?trackback=tsmclip
“Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.”
— Derek Zoolander
Read More: 10 Funny ‘Zoolander’ Quotes | http://thefw.com/funny-zoolander-quotes/?trackback=tsmclip
“Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.”
— Derek Zoolander
Read More: 10 Funny ‘Zoolander’ Quotes | http://thefw.com/funny-zoolander-quotes/?trackback=tsmclip
“Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.”
— Derek Zoolander
“Started from Degrassi now we here”
I got fake people, looking straight up to me, Straight up to my Face, Straight up to my Face
LOL
“I wonder if Rhi is going to answer her phone after the show”
Drake’s inner thoughts: “Do what you practiced in the mirror. Do what you practiced in the mirror.”
When you eat the box right before you go out and now you gotta smell fish until you get home
And succeeded! Yours was hilarious
Oh wow,, I know they appreciate your time sacrifice. And that job is right around the corner. Just watch
Drake: I don’t always whine, but when I do I whine classily. Stay monotone my friends. ?
“My stylist told me this beard will help me look less emotional. I hope it works”
And this years Barry Manilow award goes to…Drake!
THE male industry groupie. I can see the thirst in his eyes. I see you found Drakes jacked profile picture. The smizing , transition lenses, faux hard look , tie less suit to let the menz know his body is ready. Ugh I feel like Martin when he Bet he could be nice to Pam for a week. No matter how hard I try, I can’t say anything nice about Wheel chair Jimmy. His droopy D basset hound face annoys me.
Clones got to work too.
Caption: You mean to tell me you don’t know if I want it shaken or stirred?!
@SandraRose….Who won??????
Hold up….let me get my, “I’m a man” pose together.
CONGRATS thrift-store-jungle!!!
??? Congrats!
congrats!
Congrats
thanks Auntie!! ? [and thank u fellow roses for the well wishes ?]
happy holidays!!
Not Transitions lenses… ????
Congratulations!
Congrats ?
Congrats WOWWWhooooOOOOOOO
congratulations!!!!!!!!
Congrats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seeee! U got it. ??But I lost ?
Thank you for your vote?
Congrats!!
Congatulations!!
My nips are froze. This is torture!
or pregnant ?
No thank you.
Ole d**k riding Drake he aint a Christian