This Photoshopped image of grocery store singer Beyonce Knowles-Carter cradling a distorted looking baby bump is making the rounds on social media. The rumor is that the 36-year-old mother-of-one is pregnant with twins.

We know this is a fake photo because the last time Beyonce was purportedly pregnant, she never produced a baby bump photo this quickly the entire time she was allegedly pregnant.

Yes, one could argue that she learned her lesson from the prior fiasco, but history has shown that Beyonce never learns her lesson no matter how many times she screws up. Why should that change now?

Summary: Beyonce is not pregnant, and she needs a better graphic artist.

Do better, Beyonce.

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