A loyal reader emailed this parody of Kevin and Eniko Hart‘s family Christmas card.
As you can see, Kevin’s two older children Hendrix Hart, 10, and Heaven Hart, 12 have been erased from this fake Hart family Christmas card. Only Kevin, Eniko and their newborn son Kenzo are pictured.
The loyal reader wrote, “This is the card they really wanted us to see.
After the comedian shared his movie poster-style family Christmas card on his social media on Friday, his female fans criticized the ‘Jumanji’ actor and his wife for turning their backs on his older children.
Sandrarose.com readers accused Eniko of being “selfish,” despite playing the role of stepmother to Heaven and Hendrix for all these years.
“I noticed how [Eniko]’s back is turned away from the 1st son. Sort of blocking him out,” wrote SR reader A D N on Friday.
“Eniko shady a$$ would crop them out her card,” wrote SR reader Sorry_Not Sorry.
“Why are Kevin and rib in the middle holding the new baby while his older kids are just there… he could’ve incorporated them in more,” SR reader xenaD complained.
Others agreed that the pose wasn’t intentional, but commenter Coffee1st blamed Eniko for choosing the final image for the official Christmas card.
“What probably happened is that Kevin noticed it, but Eniko just “loved” this one and had to have it – so Kev said nothing, ole girl was like, “thought so” and here we are looking at this fkuced up picture.”
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Sometimes I am too observant and opinionated lol. Well, can’t help but comment on it because they posted it…social media…
Kenzo deserves to have someone support his head and neck for the photoshoot. That’s not an earned privilege of a newborn.
#kidding, #notkidding,
How they pose is determined by the photographer and not by the participants. His daughter is cute.
step families are a test of patience, and communication ..showing favoritism will break a family..I hope this isn’t true, it’s hurts to grow up feeling unwanted or rushed to move out.
But which image they choose it determined by the clients.
This is a family picture. The photographer can only “suggest” poses. It’s not like it’s a magazine shoot where you follow the photographer’s lead.
Wow! And I mean that towards the internet. People believe what they want to believe, especially when it allows them to point the finger.
The photo with the whole family looked a little off to me! For the people who like in Atlanta I made a quick trip there for work. I was looking through a magazine called Jezebel, I saw Wynton Harvery in it, it said he was a tv personality and artist. Can anyone explain that to me?!
Every pic ive ever seen of them all together.. The older kids look like stand ins.. Ijs..
Why didn’t they put the kids in the middle, with Heaven holding Kenzo. I bet she would’ve done a better job of holding him.
People must really be lonely and bored with absolutely Nothing to do. I bet the Photoshopper is single
I’m surprised they didn’t photoshop him to look the same height as her..
His kids are so cute … ?????? too cute
It is awkward. Both kids are leaned in touching the adults and both adults are leaned into the baby with both hands on the baby. They didn’t think it would be nice for at least one of them to put an arm around the big kids?
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I bet that day enoki put on her highest fvck me heels so she would look extra taller than him in the pics,she seems that petty if he doesn’t pattern up now by the time she is finished with him hmmmmm…..
That’s ridiculous. Hart is PAYING the photog, so he (Hart) gets to set the ground rules about what kind of images he wants.
Google it.
Open post.
So I’m chilling and watching Kong: Scull Island and the old guy who was trapped on the island for over 20 years is about to leave the island and he is saying goodbye to the island people and he’s a tiny bit teary eyed. Does that scene remind anyone of when your parent(s) dropped you off at summer camp when you were about 10 years old and you thought they were never coming back for your ass and then one day they showed up unannounced to pick you up? It was only 2 weeks of summer camp but I am telling you that I was traumatized about being away from my mommy for 2 whole weeks. Okay, I’m going to go woo sah now and go call my mommy. I need a phone hug. Damn, the things we carry with us as an adult. LOL.
The natives were looking like “uhh what about us?!” Good movie ?
He tries too hard to be perfect. When he’s done doing that, the innanet won’t be so hard on him.
The first photo is clearly edited. You can see if you look closely that the kids were removed. . . on purpose. Perhaps to be messy. . . .
Give me a break. We got more pressing issues.
I agree. A more pressing issue is Ms Tina Lawson trolling her IG followers with this photo of Beyonce wearing about 6 bundles of bleach/dyed Yaki and saying it’s her real hair. ??
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I did it says he’s just known for being the Kang’s son and now dating Ed Gordon’s daughter. So the answer to my question is Nothing! Thanks anyways!
Always with the shade! ??? yup if her hair wasn’t dyed, this would be more believable.
It’s true. That boy has his left hand stretched somewhere like he’s begging for some affection..
????? Whet … Chile ..?
I think it’s her hair. ???????
I read in USA Today that Kevin’s hosting on SNL las night was horrible. Didn’t watch it, but I’m not a fan.
That’s clearly hair weave. But I won’t debate with you.
Kevin uses Eniko and his kids as props. He’s a sad little man.
I didn’t think the original picture was appropriate. My first though was’why are the 2 children on the outside and not in front of each adult! ‘ The looked misplaced. JMO
Sandra you and I both know what it is. They are unbeweavable to think that they can just say ANYthing and expect the SANE folk with common sense to beweave thats her hair. BYE FELICIA!!!
George Zimmerman threatened to beat Jay Z’s ass over the Trayvon Martin documentary Z is producing. Zimmerman said he would “beat Jay-Z” and feed him to “an alligator” after claims that executive producer Michael Gasparro and the production team behind the documentary harassed his family for interviews and footage.
He also said, “I know how to handle people who f*** with me, I have since February 2012.”
Well, that set off Snoop Dog who jumped into it on IG and said:
“If one hair on jays hair is touched that’s when the revolution will b televised We one ??and to thank the system let the Bitch ass muthafucca get away with murder try it again ??Trayvon Martin Gone but not forgotten”
I agree it is a staged photo with the older kids and doesn’t look warm at all
Like they was fighting to be in the shot.
ha you remind me of those white people who are always shocked to se a black woman with long hair and then the hate begins….as you were
Truth is that this could have been staged/blocked much better. These are the facts. This new card is probably what Eniko wanted in her heart of hearts. Eniko started beef with Torrei a few months ago so that they could go back to being on the warpath because Kevin was inviting Torrei to family events and Torrei was in the photos with them. Eniko wanted it to only be her and Kevin. Now you see Kevin trying to come for Torrei in the midst of his cheating allegations like it’s Torrie’s fault he cheated on Eniko. #OhWell
Foolish.
Who’s afraid? Now he’s literally messing with folks who can have him erased. People in Jay’s tax bracket are protected from us peons. That includes Zimmerman.
Omg the Clowns are sorry https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/07a71be857c72a2e655a9a900b69464ea80965e7c861d594b59e4ca999bce77a.jpg
And MEME, I would agree with you all day, because I know a lot of sisters with long hair, HOWEVER, and this is no shade, that is not BEYONCE’S hair
Omg I thought this to.
? all still new she been a step mother longer than she has been a mother it all should be natural at this point! And why would her family want pics of those kids? Ummm because Kevin and his kids came as a package deal when she chose to marry him so they ALL are a family that’s why they would get a card with everyone on it. Nobody should get married to someone with kids if they have that type of attitude that’s just non sense if she wanted it to be about just her and her child then she should have chose someone with no kids that goes for ANYONE that’s considering marrying or being with someone who had kids ?????
He says those things for attention!! He likes the publicity he gets behind continuing to remind ppl he got away with murder !! It makes him feel invincible but notice he won’t EVER say that shit 10 toes down around a black person or a room full of black ppl ????? Folks like that you just have to say yea ok holla at me when you see me in the streets
Eniko must own that she married a man who she cheated on his married family with. She married a man with unfinished business, loose ends, unresolved emotions, and deep soul ties to his now former wife and their children.
How do people continue to root for them ?
She should have done both. She absolutely deserves some pictures with just her new baby. The other two have their own mama but this picture is just tacky. Those two older kids are just there standing to the side.
And Solange is in the background saying “HELLOOO Mama Tina over here you have another daughter. You never posted anything about my natural hair. Isn’t my hair beautiful as well. Solange is calling her Becky with the good hair.
Lol a man got mad last week threw his coat away on national tv at the stadium ???? and it was cold as hell.
Said he has had it. ???
Er isn’t he threatening violence against someone and should be in jail.
That’s fair enough so what are the telltale signs that it’s not her hair
Beyonce looks like a Pretty Growing Hair Barbie – you know, the one where you pull on Barbie’s ponytail and it’s retractable. ???
Exactly! Did Tina post a photo of Solange’s beautiful NATURAL tresses? Tina and Beyonce are frauds!
I was on Lipstick Alley and those fools all thought that was Beyonce’s real hair. Every one of them should get their vision checked. ?
You probably wear weave and you’re convinced that it’s your real hair. ?
If you ever look at hair and it looks like an old baby dolls hair at the end, you can tell it is not real, this not even a good blend of synthetic/human hair mix and with a dyed or bleached blend it’s more obvious…..
Kevin got set up by that mexican hooker he hired now he’s stuck married to a chick he don’t love. They’ll be spilt up in a few years.
“If you ever look at hair and it looks like an old baby dolls hair at the end…”
I thought this was obvious, but most people are easily fooled by Beyonce’s shenanigans.
????
Well u know Beyoncé did do a big chop in 2013… she does have access to the best products and hair care.. she also wears a lot of protective styles… maybe it is her hair ????? Us sistas do have the potential with patience
Oh please, those other kids have plenty of photos with their daddy.
“…most people are easily fooled by Beyonce’s shenanigans.”
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What do you expect? The woman’s “pregnant” belly FOLDED OVER in front of everyone’s eyes, and people
STILL believe she gave birth. That should tell you the extent to which “groupthink” now rules the masses.
its not beyonce its beyondfake
how is that her hair? when its not even her natural color?? beyondfake know the beehive is filled with silly dilly bone headed people
She has more money than some small countries and doesn’t go to the $50.00 weave shop. That is all telltale signs that we need to know that it is not her hair. Black women do have long natural hair but she is not part of the natural long hair club for black women.
Yep we can see who was the favorite child while growing up because she is the favorite adult.
Yes and that part!!! Seems like he should be but ppl have to remember the police don’t have to press charges YOU have the right to press charges against someone for whatever they do to you illegally so whoever he threatens should be filing charges for communicating threats!! I’m just sick of hearing about him and all the other ppl like him and who support this type of foolishness
George Zimmerman is severely mentally unwell.
Um, I’m not a hairstylist or dermatologist, but it looks real. I have no idea. What we do know is that Bey has the money to improve herself physically if she needs to, which includes her hair. She has access to the best hair stylists, colorists, dermatologists, etc. When my hair and edges came out after pregnancy, all I did was wait for them to grow back! However, whether her hair is natural, relaxed, or weaved, her choice.
It could very well be hers. But I heard someone else say that her hair should not be that long and full after pregnancy. But every woman does not experience hair loss during pregnancy or post partum. I did though. When you have the money to fix something about yourself, sometimes people usually do. So if Bey wanted to regrow her hair, I’m sure she did what was necessary to get it healthy and growing again. Her hair, her business.
Kevin needs to stop putting his kids in the public eye to be subjected to this kind of stuff. A lot of celebrities keep their family private. I still haven’t seen either of Keri Washington’s kids.
Nah bew …. That one is a stone cold fraud … I know some shyt bout old Bey …. And when it gets revealed Sandra is going to have field day with her and rightfully so…. Sandra you ready for some shyt in 2018 on Bey ….. Get ready…. Cause chile …. Man… And I’m not believing this woman’s mother is posting pics of her daughters hair on instagram …. Most folks her age going out to eat with their husband and snapping shots of their grandkids … ? Tina Tina Tina …
He claimed that the difference between him cheating on Torei and Eniko is that he really loves Eniko. I’m so confused.
Ha, ha, ha you are going all in on this one.
He lies. Now he’s stuck with the happy family man routine for another couple of years his saturday night live monolouge was phony AF!
I’m just baffled as to why she’d lie about it. And why people are hell bent on proving otherwise. What would she have to do to convince people it her real hair….just curious
Well I’ve seen your straggly hair solid at the roots and bone straight everywhere else?. I don’t wear weave that’s why I had to ask you weave officianados as I know nuuuuting bout weave. My hair is short and natural only time I have extensions is for my trusty good ole cornrows….that’s it!!!
Beyoncé can be right yet will always be wrong with you regardless of what she does because you hate her don’t know if she peed on your rash or if she stole jayz from ya….insight plz into why you worship melania and hate Beyonc
Lol, love how SR quoted her readers for this post ???
That is actually what I thought.
His first children are BLOCKED OUT.
GIVE THE TEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the nation saw this man jump on top of a woman and screw her. i don’t even know how eniko can stand there or manage a smile but i feel like kevin is gonna focus on her for a long time.
@SandraRose, you KNOW the saying, ” she BOUGHT it, it’s HERS”. LOL
Another Kobe situation
Yep!!
his personal life is overcrowding his talent…
Did u see his breakfast club interview? Man i swear Eniko was in the bkgrd with a pistol the way he was praising her lol which is a good thing if its genuine
I believe she gave birth…..what I believe occured is she tried to use the pregnancy as publicity to coincide with her album and VMA performance. The thing is she was not showing yet. So on stage she stuffed her belly and on TV she stuffed her belly for the visual and it backfired. I do believe she was pregnant and I can attest to not showing until 3rd trimester.
I fully concur with u!!
So you think Billiyonairce’ buys cheap hair. I know people with hair ends like that after bleaching and stressing their hair. Fine hair teztures in need of a trim looks like this and worsen when they try to save length instead of trimming and layering as needed.
I’m not one to over reach, but it does look like those kids are begging for their attention in the photo but they are giving it to the baby. My other question is why couldn’t they do something special with the little girl’s hair in this pic. There was a very cute braided style that would’ve been nice for the family’s holiday photo.
I’m surprised Solange is as close as she isn’t to both of them
People do have a say so in the photographers suggestions sooo…..
She has dread locks like her mother
Wait…where??
He’s putting it on very thick….I’ll take the pistol for 500 Alex
lol trying to over sell it we like damn niqqa we get it….chill
She’s obviously vain… she could do a live video of her greasing Bey’s scalp LOL
I don’t think the bleaching and all wouldn’t allow for her hair to have grown that thick and long from less than one inch in 2013…she made that video of her with the cropped cut. Plus she wears wigs all the time so why even bother bleaching her natural hair when she wears “protective styles”
Wow he really said that? Kevin is something else. What good is it for Eniko to be loved by him if he treats her the same way he treated the one he didn’t love? Both got cheated on. Eniko was pregnant when he cheated. She got it worse than Torrei.
Ok, all that bleach and still long, thick, and healthy after only 4 years of growth….must be the Creole in her blood LOL
Have you ever had pictures taken?? They work for us, we tell them what we want and they perfect it
If you beleive it is her’s who am I to question that. And although I am not an all out fan I’m not a hater either.and no I never said she buys cheap, the grade of hair is cheap, there is a difference.
4 yrs ago? Under lace fronts and protective styles? She colors because her braids and protective styles are blonde. I don’t think she bleached to achieve that color as I have with just dye. I thinks it’s very possible and her ends do show stress….she looks like she needs to trim off an inch or two.
TMZ may still have it but it’s a video of him jumping on the bed and screwing this chick. at first he said it wasn’t him but he later admitted to “being in the wrong place at the wrong time” or some shyt.
Oh, so Billiyonairce’ is the kind that spend $50 on a dollar store item?
That’s makes no sense either. I’m not a fan but I’ve seen real hair look just like this and it’s more than likely when you can pay handsomely for hair care, this can be achieved.
His love for tbis chick seems so forced & fake its like he shoving it in everyone face. I dont even think he is happy he is doing this all for his new wife. He has to show social media they in love
Wow…I saw the car video (talking) and the video on a couch when they were leaning in a little too relaxed looking but this one is new to me…Ion wanna see it; it’s just crazy how messy things have been for him so far. He’s obviously just a cheat.
Which is worse lol he cheated on eniko while prego
The ends look a little rough but the rest looks very healthy to me. I’m not convinced that this is Bey’s hair in the pic up top.
Well he is not that funny to begin with! Just got HOOKED UP WITH THE RIGHT PEOPLE IN HOLLYWOOD!!
Amen…I’m glad im not the only one that feels like that
Kevin Hart is more silly than funny
Again you missed the point I am not talking PRICE…. I am talking QUALITY. And if this is the case, and it is her hair, SHE has the money I am more than sure GET the ends CUTT maybe………
Boom 100% correct!
What is the minimum height to be considered a dwarf?
That’s why I thinks it’s hers. That’s exactly what happens to my hair when blonde ….. I can usually keep the ends in check by wearing my natural curls, but when I used to dye and straigthen my ends would be fuzzy and dry, just like that.
FAKE FRAUDS!
The kids look like they were added after the fact with Photoshop.
Those aren’t real locks. Her mother has Sisterlocks.. They keep the daughter’s hair in braids, don’t understand why Torrei wont Sisterlock Heaven’s hair.
Exactly….looks like Hendrix is learning up against a wall or something. They definitely look Photoshopped in.
Lawd!!! ?????
What a great father — telling the whole world he didn’t love his older children’s mother. How does he think it makes his children feel to hear him publicly disparage their mom?
Eniko should be smiling harder than that.. She has her “get-out-of-this-marriage-with-some-money” card in her hands!!! She aint got to look at the lil funny looking not-funny-at-all mofo no more!
HELLOOOOOOOO
Hahaha lol
people are mad at Eniko & Kevin more than Torrie is ? why ??????
This is just mean. I actually thought they took a family photo without all his kids. Kevin and his free ride is the joke, but these babies are precious and should never see a photo they took with Dad but were later cropped out of, that would hurt me so bad and I’m my husband second wife I love his kids just like my own. My husbands ex wife is to worried about her new man to care about mine, and that’s the issue Torrie need a hot comb on that hair, then push up them big ole jitties, go spend that free money she getting at lord and taylor and go find her a real man.
cosign
I just did…. Besides she will reveal it… With her own actions … ?
aww man. I really laughed hard at the first two comedy shows. then that was it.
LMFAO!! real talk, those kids do look very out of place in that pic
Haha lol
How is because of those checks Kevin Bring in.
Even dreads can be styled. I have several friends who have dreads and get different styles when they get their hair washed.
“Who did this?”
Um, Eniko.
And playing Devil’s advocate, if she doesn’t want to “mother” these kids, she doesn’t have to. She married him, not them, and as long as she doesn’t put them/ allow them to be in harm’s way, the nurturing part ain’t her job it’s Kevin’s. They have a mother, and her name is not Eniko…????
Everyone doesn’t like to “style” their locks. Sometimes it creates unnecessary pulling and tension on the hair. Nothing wrong with her hair other than her locks are Faux.
Yes and the little boy looks like he so wants the attention from this chick. The little girl looks like she really doesn’t want to be there.
True
I get it and she’s cute regardless. However, everyone in this pic is cleaned to the 9’s. He’s got the money to do whatever he wants and her locks whether real or not don’t even look like they were recently done. It’s fine if you don’t want to style them, but freshen them joints up for the families holiday card. Come on now. They ain’t regular people.
LOL….Meh…..But I see your point though.
They will find him dead one day. Watch what I tell you…
Sandra, are you going to post an update with Torrei’s card?
This is such a well said, intelligent, and ACCURATE response to this whole issue! The end. Leave this trifling mess in 2017.
##STRAIGHTSHADE
This dude running around like the New Bill Cosby! #thisisnotthenewblackfamily
Who cares Kevin is a little horror, and the baby looks just like him. Did I say that LOL? I don’t mean to say the baby is a little horror but it sure came from one, and he looks like his Daddy, but I still ain’t calling the baby a horror. Does that make any sense? LOL…Whatever, where is Torrei’s card because she did that……Black Queen with her children. Kevin thought Eniko, was all that and Torrei, is the one who produce the handsome seeds. IJS…..I’m still not saying that baby is a little horror because all babies are cute. I’m just saying he looks just like his Daddy for any future gene references……
Women of Eniko’s caliber; have nothing but their looks. Her first objective was to find a pawn in hollyweird to notice her. (Kevin Hart happened to be that victim She put on an Academy Award performance for all to see; wanting all to know that she was so into Kevin and his two eldest children. As soon as she got that marriage license, then became pregnant, all bets were off. She is a witch to remove those children from that picture. Who does that? A no talent, gold digging husband stealing, lying pretentious wanna be something she will never become. She was probably responsible for exposing Kevin and his rendezvous that made headlines. The only thing she has going for herself is Kevin Harts money.
What’s so hilarious about this whole scenario; did she really think Kevin was never going to cheat on her? Oh she was definately banking on it; that he would CHEAT. If he had some real sense, he should have stayed engaged to her for eternity, that would have relinquished any power she thought she had. I sure hope Kevin has an iron clad pre nup. Maybe he should listen to that song Kanye West and Jamie Foxx made, “She’s nothing but a golddigger.”
Lesson One: never marry a second time to a woman that has nothinig to bring to the table.
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lol
Well the card theme is a movie poster so all that photoshop is appropriate. Maybe they were going for kitschy.
No. Saw him on SNL doing a lame good husband/daddy routine it was faker than fake he’s lost his mojo. Shouldna never dipped with her in he first place males like that never satisfied.
Echocardiogram probably did it