Open Post: The Internet mocks Kylie Jenner’s new body (at least it’s paid for)

First pic she was built like her Maddy Brucilyn.

Now she is built like the Minotaurs that are two of her older sisters (Kim and Khloe Simpson). Eh. No big deal.

I don’t like those glass slippers.

This chick has the most Webster dictionary shaped book, boxed faced, strong mandible jaw head I’ve EVER seen.

You saying she just got up off the consult table and forgot to change? LMAOOOO

due to her age, they prolly used those fruit scented magic markers and they bled through (no pun), smh

Shit looking like a damn Reindeer hind leg or some ish. Disturbing.

I was thinking maybe its from gaining her baby weight but that ish dont look natural.

Look like a big pamper butt

U betta say it KIM especially

*tears* A Damn Minotaur!!!

chile …. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c283d2355694c9cc50fac347be4af28801930e6c0d6eb3d565bccc190653c3d8.gif

Hello Their, You comment has earned you to go home for the rest of the day……..LOL….Break time for me…Tell your boss I said that you need to go home and sit in the corner because you almost me pee on myself when I laughed hard….

Whew https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/897f8b3eafcc52b365ebf0224cb2ebf091d33b07aa58f28d5a82d5c822a794c4.gif

Money can’t buy self esteem…

Or in this case, a better looking body.

Terrible

Rofl

Auntie why no post on k Michelle…she had her rump roast de-roasted

That too

is that Roseanne?????

Hollering ….. sweet Jesus

’cause the Black men ain’t telling them that, LOL!

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LMAO!

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I guess there is absolutely no known surgery on any continent that can help with their oddly long, weird shaped pelvis?

pelvic that’s what I meant lololol … agreed

WHat in DA HEYELL. Who the heck is that. Dont tell me thats is KHLOE. Is that from 10 years ago because I know she has possibly had some work done in the last 5 years.

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Laaawwd ?????

Khloe was out here looking like chick from All That https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9b2fbe9ee339f68637db7174e6e6c1c50cf15cc2a250c20243f1053924df8f07.jpg

You Petty as hell special pic for you https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1251ee35ddb614f5e11a18cfd23768f27cdce1903bdec20bad3471c4acf1d681.jpg

*takes a bow*
LOL!!!

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LOL!

I actually prefer the before.

Sir?

I had noticed that too…..lol……I be like- Why is the pusay area so WIDE? Like, How long is your CROTCH……..lmao

I have to admit.They have a very good plastic surgeon. Khloe’s transformation is AMAZING.

they been retrofitted to hold all the ‘souls’ they collect

welp…she has ALWAYS had an obesseion of Kim, and even stated many times that she wished she looked like Kim…..so Mama Bear made it happen…..

she has the IQ of one, so she may as well strive for consistency, smh

this just made me literally cackle in a rude manner, LMAO!!!

Speaking of long torsos https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f0edda91abfcf7a7d113130f8692e56e6248648822721a21c2f7939592f0ed21.png

WOOF!!!!!

you can’t leave… you just got here! *hugs your neck real tight*

*offers you a gently/mildly expired fish dinner*

lawd, this lady done swallowed a box!

You know I wonder about that? Like I wonder was it discussed with Kim that she would become her Xerox copy? and if so, how did she feel about it? I wonder does Kim get a percentage of Kylie’s earnings?
I have a “Cindy Crawford” top lip beauty mark, and I will never forgot one day when my girl twin was about 5, she came out her room and had drawn her a beauty mark like mine. I was so flattered. LOL. She still does it from time to time now. It’s nothing like when your kids think you are beautiful.

That’s from taking BBD before you’re fully developed

My coworker just came to check on me because he thought I was crying! I can’t with you today

LMFAOOOO! Lori Beth Khloe Kardashian

Before she lost weight

Lemme tell you how ahead of their time In Living Color Was! This was my favorite skit…two snaps around the world….lmaoooo

Oh I agree with that. Every time my daughter says “I wish I had your…” or “thank God I have your…” I truly am flattered by that.

I’m sure there was no agreement or understanding. Kylie probably has made all these decisions subconsciously because Kim is her ideal for beauty. And Kim is too narcissistic to notice I’m sure. There was one picture when they were even dressed alike, and from the neck down you could not tell them apart.

I think see looks cute in the first pic. I always wanted a small butt and breast and women with no butts and small breast want a big butt and breast. We females are bi-polar when it comes to our bodies.

The work: Eyes, Nose, Lips, Cheeks, Chin, Boobs, Butt.

The surgeon is miraculous. He literally made that young girl into another person. They need to stop lying and misleading young girls into believing that is contouring, lighting, bra and butt shapers. Because that is 100% plastic surgery (on a minor).

A LOT of body dismorphia for sure.

Hey, we all have a fetish. PRETTY TOES always win.

Definitely. And I think we’ll see the effect of that on the younger ones more than the older ones, because they were exposed much earlier.

Yes…soon as they turn 16 they will be gifted something new

I meant it in how much their look has helped their brand financially.

lets hope their Black grannies (those who remain) can bring about some balance (and common sense), smh

Omg, yall aint chyt in this post…lmaooooooooo

Drag city … Dead

???

I’ve always thought it was creepy how she turned herself into a whole other person with all of her surgeries.

I introduced my kids to Reecie and Cephus . They were hyperventilating……they watched ALL them YT videos….. chile…GET OFF GOD’s BUS IF YOU AINT GOT CORRECK CHANGE… LOLOLOLOL

you right. i owe Barbie an apology!

vortex deformed for life, ROFL!!!!!!!

They got asses like a damn horse/bull or something

They look paste-y and white. But hey. Do you

LOL! hell, TOES n LIP GLOSS caught me up plenty o day.

Sure doesnt. That’s sad. What she gonna do when her child grows up to look like the original Kylie?

I don’t know about the other sister’s, but Kim said that her kids are mixed, no doubt they’ll be raised with as little expsoure to black culture as much is possible. I can’t wait though for North to be a teenager so that she’ll give Kim hell.

Gross , luckily I won’t be eating till later this afternoon. My appetite would’ve been in the toilet

Fake boobs? Why?

Keyword: SOME

LOL!
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nothing wrong with liking a clean looking lady, LOL!!

Tittays sitting kind of low to be only 21 with breast enhancements.

That’s not impressive though.
A woman with no character and a man willing to walk away from avowed commitment -a family – for Bedazzled Trash…. where’s the honour or respect in that??

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Hopefully we can convince them to go to a new doctor to fix those botched bodies ?

no different that Amy Fisher and Joey Buttafuoco…. a tramp and a lame…. what’s the up side?

awww wait nih…. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0ee37a371b012a96ea4863a1d93f1ec13da28c9d73e5b84568bb00d23dc74b4f.gif

say whut? https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9d465041cfaadc9080119da3ebc9e8e678679d3b3b44dc4f5fce24974c1de281.gif

We don’t care. We never did. Let her own folks convince her. LOL

i am in my cube trying not to howl! ….you said a “HALFa cell phone bill paid” https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/bb4264f7d4d7227830d50436ebc02fe52f854ab6633bc6dbb91c04c30c8efcd0.gif

They will just to make it a thing to do and stay relevant.

Sandra’s old blog site. She was supposed to be looking into getting a link for us…. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c158153ba68edffe8744da7f5b71397a707660cce76df76d36419cdf4965d394.gif

chile… mouthful you said right there!!!!

ummmm…. i’m fasting today Shug, you go ‘head and eat that.

*runs away*

Thank goodness for old pics cos this lil bih can’t continue to say she woke up like this! She’s transformed to a whole new person. Only thing left, is for her to change her eye color…

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Tell Ms. Body-Beautiful to dump those weird-ass transparent shoes!

i was trying to beat you to it, LOL!!!!

Well shes in a interracial relationship with a rapper… She is going to do everything she can to try to compete with all that going on in the urban entertainment industry. Shes a white chick from Hollywood area what do you think she is going to do to stay competitive and relevant keep her same original body… She is competing with ethnic women so her plastic surgey will be more trying to keep her relevant in that Urban lane she and family is desperately trying to be in and stay in its profitable..

I’m like a drug dealer, I don’t use my product…..

You know True is definitely going to think she was adopted

hmmmm, well, how much for 1 (’cause they way your packaging and your pricing is set-up…. *trails off*) https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9eb2b76e506e38d5072dd1cf3ad262774eb5ffcb7856de93eefa3205f33fbcb1.gif

OMG how many times are people going to keep bring this up. Please!

As many times as you decide to click, read and comment.

Its cause these surgeons didnt consult with real small waisted big hip people. Hip fat does not start on the hip bone…. The flaring of the hips and ass is at the top of the thighs…..their hip meat start at the hip bone creating thAt big, wide pelvic area. All of them look so stupid.

Ewww mayo!

Lol

As many times as they walk their azzes around lying about their fake bodies. Kim, Khloe, and Kylie ALL have build-a-bodies and they continue to act like We Too can be like them if we do 1000 squats a day and eat right.

i swear that whole comment confused me, smh

Imitation black women look tragic. Beginning to suspect the rumours are true regarding this one … ???

“Kylie Jenner turned heads as she flaunted her new post-baby body”
Haaa! More like post surrogate body.

equine deformed face
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Snicker…..

Snicker….

Lord knows that girl needed them lip. Amen

Dem Titays sagging already?!
They still smell new… ?????

Rumours????

So many black men swear blind that the K’s are all ‘authentic’. I am just trying to imagine a white man with a black girlfriend (whose hair is currently blonde) calling all white women ‘haters’ when they laugh at him for insisting that his girl’s blonde hair is 100% real!!! It would be laughable but yet black men go hard at black females for laughing at the K’s blatant appropriation of our bodies –

That’s why the ‘silk press’ movement has got them all shook up. Why would you want a white lady with a fake butt and wrinkles when you can have an older black woman with her own waist length hair and her own ‘authentic’ body parts!!

No, that pelvis is a birth defect, LOL. They been having that issue prior to the surgeries. Look at them old pics. Odd, I tells ya!

She needs a refund, that body is awful. I don’t understand spending thousands of dollars to look fake & silly. The whole family needs psychological help.

Ok… I’m no Kardashian stan but we’ve seen pics of them
As kids, at the very least they are female. Beyond that it’s open season.

Them Mommy jeans

It’s too heavy for her back!

“Hell, even her daddy bought a new body — and a new gender too …”
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This made me holla!! ???

Right.

What a horrible choice of pants. Why do the fronts of their bodies look so horrible. Wide AF!

Haha! I used to like that show. At least that Lori Beth chick was funny.. The Lardassians have no redeemable qualities. The whole fam is trash.

I get the impression that Caitlin was like “ok, Girls, if you all get to morph into another woman for the fame, #MeToo”

It loox&sounds like his #ultimate Dad joke. Somebody had to check his daughters since mom gung-ho supporting the bs

White people already know about gold and Fame diggers…. A lot people just find it funny that the black people keep them relevant…
Their culture already know what time it is about the $$$ but its just amazing how slow the men that they get with are,…. Most white people just laugh cause it is funny how crazy the dudes act over those chicks and how they profit and make that $$$ off the low cultural esteem and lack of emotional intelligence but hey they making $$ off the dummies..

That is one type of white woman shape. Long flat pelvic body type. The British Princess Kate Middleton has that body type as well but she’s proud of her body and carries herself respectfully.

But the Kardashians combine that body type with butt injections and boob implants to appropriate black attributes and it looks awakward. Kylie’s body actually looked better natural but she wanted a change of ethnicity to appeal to a certain type of black man.

Very rarely do you see that long flat pelvic body type on a black, latin, or asian woman, even if they are very skinny you don’t see women of color with the long flat pelvic body type.

The have black man fetishes.
No white men consider them.

Before Kylie started seeing Tyga, her first love was Jaden Smith. He openly expressed his disappointment in her getting plastic surgery. She did all that work to attract and please Tyga. (and to compete with Blac Chyna).

https://youtu.be/cz2lMwO0eAk

She was not attractive and the changes were good for her until she went overboard. I wish Kris had offered some guidance to her youngest child.

Where’s the honour and respect in that?

Still waiting on Jeremy Meeks to answer that .

Kourtney has fake breasts and nose. Kendall has been morphing her face since the modeling gigs have stopped. I’m not sure if she’s alien, predator or an insect.

I can see this because Tyga supposedly likes the trannies and her morphed her into a wallet and tranny.

She looks like an entire other person……..and not for the best.

Barely recognizable now.

Ummm some probably would.IJS

Kendall model gigs ??.Which I feel is unfortunate for those who is just has good but don’t have that name to back them . She’s the highest paid model for 2017 and 2018 so far ?

It’s not like the Kardashians or whites the only ones getting surgery you guys let’s be real .Ethnic chicks stay getting work done too.

True he”ll start a whole new family.

My daughter said she wants a boob job when she turn 21.Im like girl go put some butter on your tittie’s and set down ??

You havent been paying attention! Coutney ahs gotten plenty surgery on her face .

Your right I dont seen this shape on anyone else but kate

True but when confronted with the bare facts / truth, they still attack. I think they should be neglected until they realise that they have been played.

Well since you can get trans surgery from the age of 3 you probably just assume that they are all girls. Bruce isn’t the only tranny in that family –

You carry that gut with pride boo. At least you don’t have to deal with the after affects of surgery later on down the line.

#MeToo
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LOLLOLLOL!!!!!!!

Tell her to wait on those titties. Mine didnt come til 25 and they are the ish lol

I know thats right!

Ummm ppl look at the flat back OF her real Self …. leave this right here …. Bone structure don’t lie on Men or Women….

what’s that? if you have to ask then there’s no use in trying to explain.
if these negroes want to trade the very core of what should make them a man to lay in Delilah’s lap – ????? then fine by me ?????

Okay I do agree .

Kris is the mother. I agree on Bruce. Neither was stable enough to be proper parents. Kylie found a way to exist. They all know that Kim is Kris’ favorite and most were ignored for the benefit of Kim especially Kylie who was so young when Kris told her she had to fend for herself. Kylie strategized a plan to get Kim’s face over time and her attention. She did, and is now the highest earner of the family.

Went to Kim’s doctor, said “gimme a black girl bad bih body” surgeon said i got you. Ta Da!

I don’t know why they lie because anybody with half a brain can see they have all had extensive plastic surgery and only Kourtney and Kendall look anything like their childhood photos.