Wannabe rapper Safaree Samuels posted a throwback image of himself as a wiry teenager striking a pose on his bike in his hometown of Brooklyn, NY.
Samuels’ only claim to fame is dating his high school sweetheart, rapper Nicki Minaj until 2014. Their split was not an amicable one. She will forever hate him for revealing he wrote most of her lyrics.
Samuels, 37, stars in Love & Hip-Hop: Hollywood, and he has released multiple mixtapes while waiting for a record label to sign him.
In February 2018, Samuels was honored with a Blue & Bougie Impact Award. The same month he leaked a nude photo of himself online.
He is average, but most women are confused by the laws of perspective.
In Safaree’s case, the phrase “objects in the mirror are closer than they appear” could be rephrased to say “objects closer to the camera lens are larger than they appear.”
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Correction: He never wrote any of her rhymes.
I pray he does well……
I aint confused on my perspective…that man got a big ole eggplant chillin’ with a left hook…Chile…
That gnarled right hand…so he was a short bus shorty back in the day. Makes sense. Safaree, Meek Mill…Nicki got a type ?
??? i cant with u!!! Wanna be rapper lol
Sandra, are you saying that mold is not accurate?? Am I reading correctly between the lines??? This whole write up tickled me! ?
Lmaooo at Gnarled….reminds me of Wanda
surely you kid….lol
I told the blog long time ago that the boys in school who were in the Special Ed classes.. had all out River Monsters and good peen. Not that I KNOW. I just heard.
Wait a minute….
Ummmm his arm, what’s going on with it?
Auntie how would you know about size discernment unless u had a peen or several???
I think she’s leaning on her nursing experience for this one…???
that’s what I’m saying!!!
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damn you!! lmao!! I had to scroll back up and I noticed….LMAO!
damn….I concur!
this dude right here….smdh…he is trying he BEST to remain relevant in dem streets….after he got smacked up by Meek’s goons…..robbed of his jewelry….booed at a concert in a football stadium…..this dude stay winning..lol…..when is his 15 min gonna run out????
What do you mean you had to scroll back up!?!? You should of seen that arm off the rip! Lol
“Blue and Bougie Impact Award?” What the hell is that?
7.5
Off Topic- I’m like 8 yrs too late. I just listened to the audio of the 8 yr old calling the police because her mother and father were shot. Her father was actually dead at the time. The callousness and indifference the operator showed. It took longer than it should have for the operator to dispatch police. The little girls mom ended up dying as well.
Smdh. I truly hate people sometimes.
Ummm…ok ?
Its true. Just kicking it with their knees. A lot of them got muscles too without even working out.
LOL!
BROOKLYN STAND UP!!!
he’s comical and good for tv
They be STRONG as HELL.
Sads.
My 10 yr old last night at dinner asked if Bert and Ernie were couple goals for me and his dad growing up with a straight face….Laughed about that all night..I got nothing about Safari he grew up nice though…lol
Open post: Drake suing lacefront Lucy for extortion is a perfect example of how far desperate women will go to be with a man. I kid you not. I was in the grocery store just 2 days ago and a man in line was catching up with a friend. While talking, his cell phone was blowing up. This is exactly what he said while looking at his phone. “Damn, bish. Won’t you call your damned husband and stop calling me.” He then looked at his friend and said: “this bish married and she stay blowing up my phone and it gets on my nerve. Always wanting to be up under me. I’m like go home to your damned husband.” I was thinking to myself dazzzuum. If your side piece could only hear how you are talking about her maybe she’ll stop cheating on her husband.
My mama taught me to always respect myself because men will try you. Years ago when I was 20 something, I came to her house crying and looking like something the cat dragged in because a dude broke up with me. My mama said what the hell is wrong with you? Look at yourself. She said a man will show you if he wants you or not. You have to pay attention to the signs. I was blubbering “but mommy I love him”. She said if he loves you, he will come back. If he doesn’t come back let him go. That was the wisest advice she could have given me because it helped me to have the confidence TO SAY NO, I will not allow you to disrespect me. I am not just a booty call. She also taught me that broken heart or not, when you look good you feel good. She said go out and buy yourself a new outfit and make yourself look pretty and see won’t it make you feel better and it did. Now, a man has to miss me with their bullshit cuz I’m not having it. My ex-huzzband lurnt that shyt like damn she is not playing with me.
^^^^ ALL OF THIS!!!
I heard they’re trying to make Bert and Ernie gay. If true, it’s ridiculous that society is trying to influence children to be gay.
Auntie, why you starting shat this afternoon?
Did a hurt azz chicken get mad and paid you to post this? Because I have a built in Dack radar…and that was a anaconda no matter what kind of mirror or light….near or far…he got the goods baby! Stop hating.
yeah..but thats about it….I aint gonna lie I giggle now and again from his shenanigans on LHHLA
I know, I know…..I just glanced at the pic initially…lol…
The same damn time everybody else’s run out…with social media making everybody famous…ain’t no such thing as 15 mins anymore …you’re as good as long as you have followers …
She so jelly.
Copying and pasting (with your permission) to share with my 20 year old. Because she’s like a journalist – what I tell her always needs to be confirmed with other sources. Well done! Well said!
so sad…and so true….damn social media is the devil!
LOL!!
There is nothing on Seseme Street that shows Bert and Ernie doing anything except living together and being best friends. Only way A toddler ( my kid is 10 and watches tv and reads) would know this is if a parent were too point it out.
Kids now a days catch on so much faster than we did ??
Go home, just go home @disqus_wWEwvYzy2i:disqus …smh…
You should have said, Maybe not back then but now, yes. Bert & Ernie have been together since 1969. ?
DEAD Ass Dead…
Not you too…
He’s in charge of Dinner Convo from now on…lol
Absolutely. Please do. Young women need confirmation of the queens that they are and it starts within with self respect and self-confidence.
You have to respect yourself first, you have to. Even str8 dogs
respect a woman that don’t take their ish.
That was my question.
I like him. His energy is always good. He likes to live and laugh and have fun. He is trying to move on past Nicki but folks just won’t let him be great ????? He can be in his own lane without having the same success as Nicki. He’s doing well for himself, donating money and investing his money. Anybody finding something negative in that is just a negative Nelly.
That’s what I’m saying. I shake my head when I see the lengths that some women will go to be with a man. No shame. No self respect. These women have to do better.
He’s not bad looking… but I still can’t get over the fact that he bought his hairline… That kinda throws the whole “sex symbol” theory out the window for me…. I’ll give him a strong 7 tho….Lol!
what’s wrong with his hand in that throw back
Exactly! I just read a whole article where the writer said in fact he created them to be gay but clearly they were not flaunting it or even drawing any attention to it. I raised 3 sons watching Bert and Ernie and this topic of conversation never came up. The fact that they’re best friends did though! The fact that Ernie was messy and Bert was neat did too! I think Sesame Street said
“They were created to teach preschoolers that people can be good friends with those who are very different from themselves. Even though they are identified as male characters and possess many human traits and characteristics (as most Sesame Street Muppets™ do), they remain puppets, and do not have a sexual orientation.”
I’ve got grandkids and when they are here, we’re watching kid shows on Netflix and I am sitting with them the whole time watching together so there’s no way if anything like that did show up on the tube that they would be watching. I’m not sure if the story is even true but I read it yesterday online. I hope it’s not true.
I’m trying to see why people clown Safaree. If I was in the industry I would be trying to holler at him. He’s gotta big dyck, he’s nice looking, he has a nice/fun personality, well spoken, understands the music business for the most part. I see a catch. These hoes calling him corny be the ones getting their asses beat by their thug/bad boy nigga.
I absolutely agree with everything you just said.
Wow. So the writer said he did create them to be gay? Hmmm. Well, my sons are grown and my grandkids don’t watch Sesame Street. We have TV time, we have instructional time on the their tablets and we have project making time coloring and making things, etc.
I can’t stand YEWWWWWWWWWW.
But, I know you speak truths cuz my bff has worked as a SPED Assistant for over 20yrs. We already decided we goin’ to hell for all the times we laughed about her kids over the years, especially when they hit puberty. STRAIGHT COMEDY.
OMG. Yes, they do.
He didn’t create them to be gay, they were created before this particular writer came along, but he did use he and his partner as source material for them. But even without this admission, Bert & Ernie being a gay couple has been around as long as Janet Jackson’s hidden daughter…lol
What the heck is wrong with his hand in the throwback?
Same thing I was about to mention. Look like he has one of the Ying Yang twins’ arm/hand.
Lmaoooo….you wronggg!!!!
My bad… lol
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Oh I see.
But why you bring up Janet Jackson’s mystery daughter? Now we have to have a whole new discussion. LOL. I think she does have a grown daughter out here that her sister Rebbie raised on the low.
And those are the women they tend to “go back” to.
lol…just comparing the rumor both are almost 40 yrs old…at least the daughter if exist was given the opportunity to just be and not have to compete with her mothers fame for attention. So Janet did a good thing.
If these women can buy hair lashes nails lips, teeth, eyes, breast, and butts…what’s wrong with him trying to improve his flaws?
Let thee church say amen…
Agreed. She would have had a normal childhood something every child should have.
Open post… I was in target in the ladies hygiene area… there were a group of college girls by the summer eves area… they were discussing how to tell their friend that she smells like fish… they were going to buy her some spray… after listening for a while I had to interject… I said you need to tell your friend to go to the doctor because the symptoms you’re describing sounds like an std… we had about a 15 minute discussion and I gave them some information on a free clinic in the city… during our talk I asked was their friend “friendly” they said yes very (snicker)… what happened to sex Ed or places these girls can go… I remember being young and dumb but always having access to free healthcare where the nurses and doctors let us know the facts about these nasty men… I have teenage boys and I constantly talk to them about the birds bees and all between… whooo I had to get that out ????
That’s the way we thought about it, but in today’s culture and what kids are exposed to gives them different perspective. My daughter recently told me that, yes mom, everybody knew Barney was gay because of the way he talked, and some even questioned whether he was a pedophile because he only hung out with kids. And that Poe on Telly Tubbies was really a man who carried a purse because his voice was deep. She’s 20, and when we got into this conversation, she was so surprised I didn’t know these things – her and her friends came to these conclusions in elementary school.
Not the Ying Yang twins! Just thinking of the video where they were whispering, ewwwww, lol
Kids grasp more than we give them credit for. Barney being gay is news I’m just glad that phase didn’t last long in my house. But Elmo was king for both my boys. And often times they don’t talk about that stuff with us but they do talk about it at school.
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Thank you for your service.
You and me both. He is a whole package and I would be somewhere happily making a big head ass baby.
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Oh my damn.
this made me HOLLER!!!!!!!!!!!
Glad you decided to interject and glad they were receptive, bet they all need to take a trip too that clinic though…lol
There’s some GROWN Queens that need to read this. Love and respect yourself and the rest will follow. I think it’s important to also know that you’ll slip a time or two, but even then, learn how to draw that line and don’t let a man disrespect you.
I believe this too. James DeBarge has admitted there is a child. And Janet was pregnant or something on Fame, for sure.
So you saying he had a arm implant?
Can that be fixed??? I thought it was just the way he’s holding his arm. But on second look, it looks deformed.
“she’s like a journalist – what I tell her always needs to be confirmed”
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HILARIOUS!!!!!! you can’t tell a 20 y/o NOTHING… ask MY mama! ROFL!!!!!!!!
It could also be the way he has it positioned. Who knows, but it does look odd in that throwback pic. It reminded me of that one Ying Yang twins brother with the slightly deformed arm but I wasn’t tryin to clown him…
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LOL. ROFL with you. Just ask my mama when I was 20.
Yes, they do. I had a guy tell me once I was too good. I never cussed him out and he was not used to that. I was like (in my head) WTF?
I agree. Well said.
log on out ma’am…. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/615d380290005c75f2b73b61063d678adb00cb683258e4273a2f5c12b8d5723d.gif
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bless you.
making it worse….. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/adf60a6e2371eb61ed06e11e80488e695ce1b05aba500eece1116c5034cde3bf.gif
That was very nice of you !
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Just kidding! On the cool, my time is up here. Have a good evening y’all!
you work here is done… LMAO!!!
Great job. It takes a village.
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Mine too! Folks couldn’t tell me SHAT!! Head was hard as rock…
He is average, but most women are confused by the laws of perspective.
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Clears throak…. Auntie how many live penises can you compare his to to come to the conclusion that we’re trippin?? And if you know better then please tell us why the morning wood posts this year have been lacking in the wood department…
I like to look at them and engage with them too lol…and he is defiantly above average
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When I heard that on the radio yesterday I was like Lordt here we go.
Farwell called out Tinky Winky but Farwell managed to die and leave Tinky alone and now they are coupling up Bert and Ernie.
*sigh*
They think they’re immune…
Homeboy rockin his Dylan Dillinjah outfit in that throwback. “Name the top 5 MCs: Safaree, Safaree, Safaree, Safaree, and Safarrrrrree”
chile, shew…. and had a lil pocket money too, a fat booty, and bodied snatch-back tew???!! TUH!!!!!
That might be a gang sign he is making on the low.
He is a nice looking guy and looks clean cut which is a rarity today. From what i read on the blogs, he seems to have an attraction to abusive women.
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i’ve always said that Safaree looks like he smells good. his skin is smooth and he’s well groomed. i wouldn’t mind if he dated my niece. (but if he bust her in the head with even one suitcase, he gonna be pimping with a limp!)
And he’s working and has his own
LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!
Lol had he not been teased so much about it he may have not gotten them. Notice in the pics with HER he always wore hats… He could probably pull off a bald head too but he likes those waves
Sometimes that come back theory backfires too… Cause many times they will only come back to repeat the same poor behavior… So I reevaluate if a guy is even worth giving a 2nd chance to…. Oftentimes they’re not worth it.
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I thought I was the only that notice that, but he still a good looking man
Damn
I CANNOT!!
Lmao, i dont think he has it in him. Yes, that skin in smooth and pretty. I hope he makes his money and get out of hollywood before he gets turned out from that fast living; he’ll be walking around all ashy, cracked lips, and stanking before you know it ?.
I’m glad you were able to drop some knowledge on those young girls. My granddaughter is 5 and I am telling you that I am so afraid for her when she grows up to become a teenager. Hopefully, she will heed the excellent home training she is receiving right now from her parents and her GMA (me) and it will stay with her and she will not be influenced by her friends and become a follower. I saw some teenage girls the other day and their public behavior was off the chain. I was like OMG. I’m scared for her. Just gonna keep praying for her because you can’t monitor a teenager when they’re not around you and you can’t keep them locked in the house all the time trying to protect them because then they’ll just go buck wild the first chance they smell a piece of freedom.
Yes, it does take a village with these kids.
He has a mean curve. I’ve never had one of those before. Maybe someday!!!!
ROFL! Run, Safaree!!! LMAO!!!
(oh, but Sandra did a post one time on him busting Nicki in the head w/a suitcase in their hotel room, not long before they broke up (i think))
What!!! Well, he sure had me fooled.
Safaree seems like a cool dude and he’s nice looking! He don’t mean no harm.
You are too generous….way too generous!
Oh my i must be the only person here who does not find him attractive in any way form or shape not at all
it happens *shrug*
LOL!
I have!! ????
in that old pic you see what he pointing to…he was letting yall know back then too
He looks awfully “sweet” in that picture, he shouldn’t have posted that particular pic.
No you’re not!
He’s not my type.
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If soap and water doesn’t help, go see a doctor! I had a coworker that dressed nice and was clean but her kitty stunk up the whole office!
Thank you!
No ma’am!! He’s not cute at all!!!
I’ve had guys try to come back and I’ve learned a lot since my mama first told me that. You are absolutely right that the same poor behavior will be repeated because they see it as a sign of weakness if you take them back so I don’t do “do overs”.When it’s done, I’m out.
Lol what is it? Does it be hitting ur ovaries? ? Seems uncomfortable ?
I like Safaree but I don’t think I’ll let him hit ?
Zesty AF.
Spill the tea
D*¢k was growing,hand caught up later.
Dasa ugly pic of Sacrifice….or is it that he’s just ugly
he has a long as head…something is off
I still love safaree! I dont care what yall say. Leave him alone ??
That’s the worss thing in the world,when you have to use the office restroom.and go behind a coworker who’s Koota stank. it makes you gag.
THERE WAS NOTHING AVERAGE ABOUT THAT VIDEO OF HIS WEENIE. I’M A STRAIGHT CONNOISSEUR AND APPRECIATOR OF BIG ONES SO THANK YOU SAFAREE. LOL!!!! ALSO HE WOULD NOT HAVE RECEIVED A LUCRATIVE CONTRACT FROM THAT SEX TOY COMPANY IF IT WAS AVERAGE……..JENNY JONES!!!
He does smell good. I hugged him a few times and his muscles are hella tight and he smells great!
He’s my dream man. Warts and all. I love , love that women think he’s corny that gives me the upper hand. I’d have his big headed baby.
She will forever hate him for revealing he wrote most of her lyrics.
SO, DID HE OR DID HE NOT WRITE HER SONGS?
Hmmm
a few times huh? LOL!!!!
That’s what I wanna know
The same thing I said. You get him home and have a conversation with him, then you want to nurture him like a baby brother
I will be buying me one too
Mine either…kinda arrogant if you ask me
He is average? His peen size? Nah, he is over average. Now I get dudes post dyck shots at various angles to appear larger but in that vid pretty much showed that his slightly crooked, thick stick is above average. Now is he on Mandingo status? NOPE but he’s bigger than average. The average erect dyck size (according to studies) is about 5 to 6.5 inches. He is no where NEAR that small.
Sandy, you don’t even LIKE dyck. Have you ever had one so deep you felt that thang damn near in your diaphragm? What about having one so deep in your throat that your gang reflex made your saliva come out in thick, clear strings? Ever gripped one with BOTH hands and marveled over the heat it emits, weight, texture, size and how the head is shaped? WELL? How you know anything about size being a woman who likes women?
He’s goofy asf and his head is too big for his body.
I always keep a spray on me to take into the bathroom. I hold my breath and spray before I even enter the stalls I had to many bad experiences. ??
Not all of them!! And having a nice peen has nothing to do with being Caribbean so stop spreading lies. Black men in general usually have a nice size peen. Not all but most.
Hey you, are you done over there like I am? lol
yes!! lol
The NERVE! lol thanks but no thanks. I read some of the new posts and people were saying it’s now heavily censored? They need to sensor those nasty headlines. Won’t miss it at all.
Lmbo…ive been kick out of better.
YESSSSSS! It’s not like they come up with original content, they just copy and paste from elsewhere. LOL they will learn.
Yes they will…..Said it before…my younger niece can do a better job at editing a story…geesh …..lol
LOL I believe you! I’m so glad that I waited to see what other people were saying about the new way.
Don’t like it!!….so guess what….moving on…..lol…just told another person…they can kick rocks with rubber flip flops on……
You’re the only person I found just because I happened to come here every once in a while. None of the others will see me unless I post on T M Z. The traffic was going down over there and now I won’t even bother to look let alone post! lol
Naw, Safaree is not average, hon. He got that VITAMIN D, baby!
Well DAMN!
I’m not spreading lies I’m speaking in general… Giving my opinion just how you are doing as well.
I suddenly have a taste for a Fruity Pebbles.
No. He lied.
Definitely not the only one. He is Lane AF! Not attractive at all, a Clout chaser, and something about him I just can’t put my finger on……..But definitely not a regular man……
He did NOT write for Nicki. He can barely write for himself. I liked him until I realized how cocky he is..no pun intended. Riding on Nicki’s name and fame…