Gwyneth Paltrow and producer Brad Falchuk tied the knot in an intimate, star-studded wedding ceremony at her East Hampton estate on Saturday, Sept. 29.
As far as Paltrow is concerned, this marriage is her first because she never divorced her first husband, British rocker Chris Martin.
Paltrow, 46, used the now famous phrase “conscious uncoupling” to describe her separation and divorce from the Coldplay frontman after 10 years of marriage.
The couple broke up in 2014 and filed for divorce in 2015. The divorce was finalized in 2016. Paltrow and Martin share two children, Apple and Moses.
Paltrow, who refuses to use the word “divorce”, suggested she came up with the new phrase “conscious uncoupling” to help her cope with her failed marriage.
“Do I regret consciously uncoupling? No, not at all. The term is a bit dorky,” she said on her Goop podcast.
“I think I have learnt so much through this process. Sometimes, when I look back at some of my most vulnerable moments, I was super earnest and sometimes that’s just cringeworthy, where you’re like, ‘Oh why did I do that?’ But this was a time when I was in a lot of pain.”
She added: “I think Chris and I are very like-minded and that we really were disappointed that our marriage wasn’t going to work, and we weren’t going to have the thing where you’re married to the parent of your children for the rest of your lives.”
Paltrow said her friends are beginning to accept “conscious uncoupling” as her safe new term for divorce.
“People are coming around. I know it’s a dorky term, but it’s very worthwhile. I’m always the person who gets s–t at first, but then later people say, ‘Hey, maybe that’s a good idea,” she said in an interview.
I hope the make up artist is gonna draw a top lip for her
Gwyneth Paltrow is so white.
No one on this site cares about this pretentious , entitled, non-acting, white chick!
Another flavorless white girl…just like Jennifer Aniston. This bish said this is her first marriage…the shade ability is admirable
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Old white men usually have this thin lip thingy going on…….
Chile….. robot bye!!!!!!!! Sick of these fraudulent relationships portraying conciousness …. but yet doing dumb shyt .. you got enough money to do a proper divorce but your dumbass becomes a bigamist .. and call it God (conciousness) that is unethical as hell and a fuggan lie and is slapped (stamped) dead on that false as union …… chile . https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/351ec7d27159b9ab7c57010b1faf7c4d128c831d0f5ee39d18fe0e5fc57aaf6d.gif
This bish is so wack to me. Everything that she does comes off as pretentious, fake and attention seeking. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a54fad8c6da8b3107b9bc3aa1c7ae2e3caff0c6a539f6eff8f8cc97332db25ac.gif
Oh emm Gee…I have a wine glass THAT big. I used it on my _____th bday…held a WHOLE liter of wine with room for more …..
Let me give u thé black version. Get your shyt n get the fyck outta my house.
Where can I get one
Like a blizzard.
Was Bey at the wedding or does Bey’s lack of attendance prove that Gwen is Becky? https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a7fee3bc96499fbc7ca084e867017a3743b8ae797db00ff9a6295b82f59d2b5d.gif
The older Gwyneth gets, she looks just like her mama, Blythe.
Readers hate her over on another blog. I don’t follow her so I don’t know or care what the problem is.
Average, overrated, bland, white woman, placed on a pedestal because she’s blond and white. Had the nerve to be voted the most beautiful woman in the world…I’m sorry, where? How? Seriously one of the most ordinary, mundane, dry actresses. White privilege at its peak. Now her mother, Blythe Danner, I like her.
I like Blythe too and I second your entire comment.
Well I got mine from the Gift shop here at the hospital…but im sure you can find them some place…just google it
This gif…. teeeeee heeeee
And Jennifer Lawrence too….seasoned talented actresses of color, years in the business, no formal recognition. Jennifer Lawrence, middle school drop out, five minutes in the business, Oscar winner. All you have to be is white and blond. Must be blond.
*Peak whiteness.
I swear I said it with Brad and I said it with Justin- I’d bet anything these men divorced Ms. Aniston because watching paint dry while watching your clothes spin in the dryer while being on hold with Xfinity is probably more interesting than being married to her. Bloop.
*Crine*
J law can actually act. But yea…she’s way overhyped
She agreed to marry Chris Martin privately without guests now is trying to shade him. I can’t stand this woman.
I see why she and Beyonce get along. She is a priveleged white woman who feels she is much smarter and deeper than she really is, and Beyonce strives to be that level of fake intellectual and fake deep. It’s all cringeworthy.
I do like her singing voice. She re-did “Just My Imagination” with Babyface. Hard to go wrong singing with Babyface.
she didn’t actually say that.
I’m confused. Is she divorced or not. I’m assuming divorced but calling it something else. Because bigamy is still illegal, no?
Lolololool…I certainly see why Brad fell for Angelina…ice vs fire
Middle school dropout? I didn’t know that
She did get divorced. She just doesn’t call it that.
Hobby lobby Michaels n home goods. Xmas is coming they should b all over the place.
For some reason I was thinking she was Becky as well ?
Chiiile I aino Gwyneth could sang….
I aint liked this crazy/dizzy ass broad since she won an Oscar over MERYL FREAKING STREEP back in the late 1990s. Dont recall the year, but they were both nominated and they gave it to this QUACK bc she was hot at the time.
BYE girl. And girl BYE
Wanna c how she files taxes on her uncoupling.
Ok…first wedding
I’m just playing along with the post tho…
Yep I think she is…l believe 3 yrs ago
This fake white chick…is the BECKY! Jay Z Becky!
She reminds me of Martha Stewart
She is the Becky!! lol
She’s a trollop dunce …. She can FOH with this …..
Did her best friend Beyonce attend the wedding? Uh-no. That relationship was a publicity stunt. Gwenyth is devious. She was friends with Winona Ryder (when she was hot) and saw the script for Shakespeare in Love in her house and read through it. She then used her producer father and actress mother to help her steal the part from Winona and went on to win an Oscar. Remember when she was besties with Madonna. Now she’s moved on from Beyonce. I’ll never forgive her for singing Niggas in Paris. A girl from Beverly Hills yelling nigga just doesn’t feel right to me.
Gwyneth Paltrow is Becky with the good hair.
Lauryn Hill is allegedly being sued by American Express for a few hundred thousand. I think she is a better example of someone with mental health issues.
No Bey wasn’t there and probably wasn’t invited either her or JayZ. I would bet she is the Becky. This may be the reason why Beyoncé is soo hurt and emotional she was suppose to be one of her BESTIES! and she cant tell the world. I cant stand GP fake white A$$!
That’s a thought. Hmmm.
I agree.
I could see Rachael Roy but not this flavorless saltine
She can’t.
I cant stand her overrated phony self. I would bet she is the Becky with the good hair. Check out pics on the web of her and JayZ. Her body language tells it all. And JayZ was soo giggly with her.
I used to love Gywneth because of some of her comments, films, trends she would talk about, but in the end, she’s just another fake, self-indulgent celebrity!
I don’t think she’s really friends with Beyoncé, it started off that she and Jay-Z were best friends, and later it went to Beyoncé. I think she’s condescending, and masterfully plays her role!
Jennifer Lawrence got lucky by landing the Hunger Games series. Her bad attitude and childish antics turned me off. I think she has a drug problem. Or maybe she’s just poor, uneducated, white trash from Kentucky.
Don’t let looks or the cover of the book fool you!
Angelina might have been fire, but the emotional baggage, intimacy issues, and history she herself professed to carry would kill it, for most men!
Paltrow said her friends are beginning to accept “conscious uncoupling” as her safe new term for divorce.
Really, so now people need a “safe” new term for divorce? She’s so stupid!
Paltrow said her friends are beginning to accept “conscious uncoupling” as her safe new term for divorce.
Really, so now people need a “safe” new term for divorce? She’s so stupid!
Her and beyonce was suppose to be BFs and JayZ and her ex was music partners. But, you never hear about them hanging out anymore and she was not at any of her the OTRII concerts like in the past. Check out pics of them on the internet. Her body language tells it all and Jay Z all smiles with her.
Her and beyonce was suppose to be BFs and JayZ and her ex was music partners. But, you never hear about them hanging out anymore and she was not at any of her the OTRII concerts like in the past. Check out pics of them on the internet. Her body language tells it all and Jay Z all smiles with her.
This whole damn write up is a huge Oxymoron.
This whole damn write up is a huge Oxymoron.
I remember that. Ugh there was all of this unnecessary hype around her. ESPECIALLY when she was dating Brad.
Go on and live your life
girl.
Blah Blah Blah……gives zero fucks and negative zero shits about this chic….leave it up to white folks to come up with some bullshit substitute for divorce…..hell for all of that…call it un-cuffed…..and move on…smdh
Yep.. Ive never seen Jay smile so hard and authentic around Bey. Only other time he smiled alot like that was https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c01e42c443af0b7a18a8188317220bd99d8f0436600c581250a580137a11c083.jpg wit Kanye.
It’s definitely the latter, and hell yes she got lucky, being born a white blond. I have no idea what the big deal about her acting is. I watched Silver Linings Playbook, as it came “highly recommended” by someone I know and it was pretty run of the mill to me.
Yeah..I see what Sandra TRIED to do, but her mix and match of quotes to support the false title failed this time.
She has been quoted as saying her mediator/lawyer came up with the term. Where the truth lies with this one is questionable but then again NO ONE CARES!
Yes, she says she needed to pursue acting.
I think ol’ scoop ball head Amber Rose was on to something. I wouldn’t be surprised if Gwyneth was Becky with the good hair flucking Jay behind Beyoncé’s back. I remember back in the day when her and Beyoncé were tight like back in her B-Day era Gwyn and Jay got too damn close and you can tell by how they all took pictures together and their body language you can tell she was attracted to him and when Gwyn did interviews, she would constantly talk about Jay Z and how smart he is and how she likes how he thinks and how he helped her,etc She was really on her admiration talk on Jay Z around the Watch The Throne album. No wonder Beyoncé felt so betrayed and did a whole damn album about being scorned and even had the nugga apologize on a record, in the past Jay would NEVER done such a thing.
That flavorless saltine probably had that good puss..LOL..Almost ended the nugga’s marriage and err’thang but she lost hers
But, the catch 22 is that the industry will dispose of them, once they’re out of their prime (20’s and 30’s) with a few exceptions like Nicole Kidman, Cate Blanchett or Meryl Streep.
Why Gwyneth Palthrow started her lifestyle brand Goop!
Cameron Diaz retired!
Anne Hathaway, Natalie Portman, Mila Kunis, Kate Hudson work here and there as working moms and merchandisers!
But, character actresses, ethnic actresses, supporting actresses have longer careers and some good supporting roles, too, that A-list leading actresses won’t be offered!
Chris must have really loved her to have stayed with her as long as he did.
this chick is so self-absorbed and soooooo faux deep, smh. this guy must be as vapid and clueless as she is (or he’s looking for a meal ticket).
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LMAO!
*cackles*
this has thoroughly tickled me. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/bb4264f7d4d7227830d50436ebc02fe52f854ab6633bc6dbb91c04c30c8efcd0.gif
you are hilarious! i love it!
like it was her calling? like ministry? LOL!
ROFL!!!!!!!!!
THIS! Girl glad I aint the onliest one to recall this. She has irked my nerves EVERY SINCE THEN
I think she looks more like her dad…. Blythe runs circles around her doorter, LOL!
Blue! you got the flesh-colored hearing aid or a metal one? https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9eb2b76e506e38d5072dd1cf3ad262774eb5ffcb7856de93eefa3205f33fbcb1.gif
AND because of her deddy… i BEAN over this chick.
White people age terribly. Where is her upper lip?
Yeah I remember ?. She was the “great white hype”. Every where you turned, that’s all mainstream white media talked about. It was soooo annoying!
watching paint dry while watching your clothes spin in the dryer while being on hold with Xfinity
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DEAD AF!!!! *crine*
Where is her upper lip?
_________________
the Roses said the MUA got it in the case. ROFL!
“conscious uncoupling”
DENIAL.
Paltrow, who refuses to use the word “divorce”, suggested she came up
with the new phrase “conscious uncoupling” to help her cope with her
failed marriage.
YUP, I WAS RIGHT.
We may not always agree but I am with you 100% on this post!
If you signed a divorce decree…Your goofy ass is divorced. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e7ec074e77a4f1afc37ccc88b5e6d7e7e13327a48460387331d55cb1f742d2e2.gif
******crine******* :-))
LOL!!! THIS!
Yesss!! That pasty face saltine won for “Shakespeare in Love” It was a Harvey Weinstein production so you know the Oscar was bought!! I am sure multilple dacks were s*cked o_O
Some do believe what you are saying. It could be true.
Stoopid!
Blue trolling us, smh
Bwahahahaha
?
*rolls my eyes real hard at you*
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This is already a divorce waiting to happen. How do you negate the father of your children? Perhaps all that organic over-priced stuff she peddles on her website has eaten her brain cells.
Denial indeed. White folks stay lying to themselves & it’s why they crack so quickly under pressure. Accept your loss or defeat. Who invented 2 out of 3 wins? Some salty white person that loss the 1st game. Who started that participation trophy crap? White losers that didn’t take the opportunity to learn from a loss & become better. These are the same losers that shoot up schools & concerts.
Possible but not probable to me…but hay that’s why we are here…to gossip ?
I’m not fooled by any white woman trust! But I can see angelinas appeal whereas to me Jennifer (and gwenyth) fall flat no comparison. Everyone has issues…
Yes girl….I never even heard of anyone in this day and age not at least making it to high school.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaMYSvy3ths at least listen to it.
She must be friends with Jada
whut?! her parents negligent as hail too…. they musta been living off the grid, smh
Faux deep.
****
Exactly.
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She looks old. Her chest is fried from suntanning. People bodies weren’t meant to sit and bake under the sun. Ugh….
She wore that ridiculous pink princess ballgown and perfectly coiffed side bun like she was told in advance she was going to win. Her style that night was so contrived to be perfect.
I agree you can tell a white womans age by the giraffe spots on her neck…
THIS.
To be honest I was shocked when Beyonce was hanging with Gwenyth and do the white Hollywood besties thing. I was shocked. I always viewed Beyonce as beyond the white elite. And letting Gwenyth befriend her husband, I was really shocked about that.
I knew she was Becky. Because Jay Z was besotted by her. Only a besotted black man gives a white girl a public pass to say “nigga”. I’m glad Bey and Jay didn’t give her the satisfaction of ruing their marriage.
Now I see who the bat swinging was for in Bey’s video, and it wasn’t Jay. Bey was making statements and sending signals to Becky.
Welll people like Gweneth Paltrow are just the absolute apex of elite whiteness. There’s nothing relatable about her. While other white actresses like Juliette Lewis, Christina Ricci, who are good, but just didn’t get put on the pedestal like Gweneth…white, but not quite ultra white enough I guess? And we not even going to start with all the incredible black actresses that wipe the floor with Gweneth Paltrow, yet get no recognition.
She’s so insane. Hey website proves that, selling coffee enemas claiming it does sll types of things like fight CANCER! Delirious bish! Selling hair bows for $300? Yea she and Kanye can have a stadium full of seats! ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Even Martha Stewart has more substance than Gwenyth.
because watching paint dry while watching your clothes spin in the dryer while being on hold with Xfinity
****
I’m dying!!!!
Hahahahahaha
OMG, I just scrolled down and saw your comment after I wrote mine. I wasn’t “biting”. That was just my gut reaction to @Kar@disqus_ghnCgZILz7:disqus brilliant comment.
SPEAK!!!!!!
Thinking the same thing. Like what would her kids think about this when they’re older? ?
My new favorite gif! XD
Hey great minds!! :-))
Becky with the good hair is Tori Kelly. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/864678c735ff4cf358cba37668e86a4cb3ee1a50e17d3725c90d4d60e2818eb5.jpg
Jay probably smashed but I think Gwyneth got this one, and it’s only bcuz Beyoncé was soo hurt and betrayed and her EGO was deflated. She just couldn’t believe Jay’z Narcissistic a$$ was dissing her at one point and flucking Gwyn every chance he got, they literally had some hidden affair and that was suppose to be Beyoncé homegirl and god parent to Blu. And the fact that they don’t hang around each other anymore and around the time when the elevator fight happened Gwyn was divorcing her ex Chris Martin.
these ‘seats’ though… https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b029c76378ea5eb0d17be0ae40b316f329298b08b0b47105020d3c5aaea4a82e.gif
Dumb and dumber
you make a good point about B being really hurt. Right. She knows he smashes and dashes, but yeah, that cut her deep.
Now was I descriptive or what?!
Gurrrrllllllllllll I ain’t playin’.
Okay!!!!! I hate that he was a married man but come on now. Angie was the crushed red pepper flakes to Jenn’s plain slice of cheese pizza. LOL
LOLLLLLLLLLLL
that looks like a couple in love lol
Plain cheese pizza ?
She should have asked for a retake on that pic and or never posted it…his nonverbals are saying unsure and unhappy
It’s hard to understand the language of dumb.
Was this new marriage one like Kimora’s a commitment ceremony?
Is she still married to Chris?
Is she still sleeping with Jay Z?
Is Beyonce still writing songs about the affair?
Can someone break this hollyweird moment down for me?
It’s hard to understand the language of dumb.
Was this new marriage one like Kimora’s a commitment ceremony?
Is she still married to Chris?
Is she still sleeping with Jay Z?
Is Beyonce still writing songs about the affair?
Can someone break this hollyweird moment down for me?
I like this! where’d you get it?
The roses are the best garden flowers.
Goop has to be good in bed because I don’t see the appeal. She seems arrogant, entitled, a know it all & she smokes cigarettes too ?
Gwenie is deranged, strange and delusional. They are practicing using the term because she will be uncoupling from this dweeb in about12 months. She’s a special kid of nuts and he will soon learn.
She is such a fraud.
Chris is a Pisces, they will easily check out(mentally) of a marriage & then cheat. You’ll end up being in a one-sided relationship looking like a fool.
Well they say JZ has that long…so he was piping Gwenie like never before.
This whacky broad!!
Rachel Roy is the fluff but not the filling; the same as The Kardashians used dumb OJ for media attention that he’s Khloe’s bio-dad and to this day people are still reporting that stupid ish.
Elevator Gate was about Rihanna and JZ lusting over her. He kept ditching Beyonce to speak to Rihanna and he also thought he would be going to Rihanna’s after party. The label threw out the name of Rachel Roy to die down the situation involving 2 of their label mates.
From the garden or giphy. I think it was giphy though.
I definitely can see Rihanna
Great observation!
Dude looks like he is sending out a distress signal in that top picture. His eyes are saying “Help Me”.
Celebrities need to stop talking their personal lives. They go on record, gushing over their new flames and when the sugar turns to $h!t, they look like a fool.
I don’t understand what she means. Is she whack too?
her chest.. *barf* !
Not my monkey Not my circus ! Bye!
Best Comment EVER! ?
Lavender marriage. Thin lipped egotistical hag to a down low queen.
You mean…be happy for her
Hands down, most men and women would pick Angelina over Gwen & Jenn! And, she’s the best actress of the three, superb!
But, It’s like how some men have a swagger and would be chosen over a dork! And, the dork might be way more than expected!
It’s difficult [for me] to make comparisons based on looks or appeal or public persona because I’ve often seen the opposite in real time! But, I definitely get your point!
Wow, didn’t know all of that, but not shocked, these people don’t make it to the top without slicing someone, in most cases with exceptions of course!
I will always believe they were more than besties!
Oh hell no, look where his hand is and how close they are.
Bitch this yo second damn husband and yo second wedding!
You silly….don’t tell grown folks what to do.
Yes he looks disgusted .. Like hes looking for the exit sign so he can make a great escape!
Notice that these two people are richer than Cardi and Offset but they opted for simple gold bands…
Bytch BYE! ALL THAT DAM EXPLANATION FOR WHAT? SHE AIN’T NOBODY!
PURE FOOL! NOBODY CARES ABOUT HER LIFE CHOICES! She is NOT THAT INTERESTING!
U typed everything I was thinking. Thank you so much for that.
Exactly
Fa real.. He looks super comfortable and happy holding her.