RIP to the brain cells I lost listening to Cardi B rap over her new R&B song, “Please Me”, featuring Bruno Mars. The music video features Cardi and Bruno flirting with each other in a Los Angeles diner.
Cardi raps about the sexy things she would do to Bruno, while he begs her to “twerk it” for him.
After flirting heavily, the two crews go outside to the parking lot and take a spin around town in their vintage hoopties.
The track debuted at No. 5 on the Billboard singles chart 2 weeks ago.
Cardi B ft Bruno Mars – Please Me
SR rated: 2/5 stars
Trash
One thing I will say, she stays having dark skinned sistas on display in her videos (trash or not).
This Trini Dominican sister loves her blackness and it’s beautiful. Afro Latino girls need a role model to love their blackness as much as they love their Indian and European.
Grown women with lollipops & baby hair—how original.
She’s definitely not afro latino..
Here they come. Good luck
I like the song minus her yellin “lemme hear you saae!!
Does she now?? ?
SHE DEFINITELY CALLED DARK SKIN WOMEN ROACHES AND THAT I FACT!! i DON’T CARE HOW MUCH SHE PANDERED TO THEM TO SELL HER GARBAGE.
Please me baybeyyyyyyy https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1449b1ecaff7ae6819541709c7e6b5712fc7d62a486e33d64557b0108f829a30.gif Twerking in some Nikes chile …. my shyt
I like it.
Stop yelling and post the link
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Bitch I ain’t had to search hard your main pic is wild Muck .You just Ugly you look like a BURNED ROACH
?WestCoastBreez??
@mysylentsymfony
And then she went an searched hardddd for the ugliest pic she could find ?? https://twitter.com/iamcardib/status/793590854153859072 …
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Cardi B Called a Dead Black Boy a ‘Monkey??’ ARE YOU DUMB?
Quiet as it’s kept Cardi need to Holla at Bruno …. IJS cause offset (male hexanbeast) https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d05ed7849b564a01be76ed4b7ef9be65cb032a21256a4c93c8108993f3cf41e7.gif want ever be it !!!!!!!
Fugg folks … in rotation … Love me some Bruno and they do have good chemistry … https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c970e7590fdcdbe8faa263e21d69595e085e0b08b7dc670ee9db61c29bd5f611.gif
AHH CUTE, CUTE VIDEO. THE VIDEO ACTUALLY MADE ME LIKE THE SONG MORE. PLEEEEEEEAAASE………JENNY JONES!!!
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Post a link where she called ALL black women roaches or just stew in your Cardi hatred per usual….
I will wait because I keep hearing this rumor but no one can come with a real receipt…
I didn’t even know roach was a racial slur? Didn’t scarface call the assassins roaches at the end before he shot them ?
Chile but why my azz only see 3 comments …. Dead as helll …… da block real this way https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d5264c1ca98c6238ba7a0c7588728e9d863aecc626ae53462aede5391bbb5404.gif
aye ….. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/fd65661b619481a8e4ed4e5d07698e64b68e817b106ef48ba9f1befef478a332.gif chile ain’t gon lie …. I be grinding on this song chile …… uummmm hmmmm
This is wack, post up jordan woods table talk
Jenie u always make me laugh
Lyin arse her momma from DR too dont kno a lick of English thats y she hide her now
Honestly, Cardi B and Bruno look kinda good together.
To make up for all the bad things she said about them
ION CURR what yall say this is my chit!! I almost crashed my car grinding to this while I was driving. I have this on repeat and be having whole performances at every stoplight. PLEASSEEEE MEEEEE BABYYYY!!
Do you have an alert in your Google for when Sandra posts Cardi? Because You are ALWAYS THE FIRST ONE TO SHOW UP. We have another poster here who ONLY shows up to the Bey posts so I KNOW IT IS POSSIBLE.
Next time, when you get here to a Cardi post…be sure to post “FIRST” so we know its real
90’s throwback …H TOWN, BLACKSTREET come to mind.
Woooo Khlobaca is pissed!
Lmaooooo
LOL
Link please. Stop yelling
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/cda4925ca1d357264787be9b5ccd589f4b0940cb9442847e1840c0a193a331e3.gif You know Bruno a catch …. Cardi missing opportunities out here fawking with that leeech….. but carry on….. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9c9ebd790425544590f27517b16eff0125aff1954f9bca4ba420cf36b0c8d186.gif
Nice….Umma raise yew two more Roses (4)
Chile…Cardi really triggers folks insanity…
They do I swear …… she need to get her head out dem clouds chile…… and wake da fugg up!!!!!
why ? Hexanbeast spat https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8da4d8422e27bbfc104edfcf9e97b4d2639b1c3ba2774d1e84418218e262a94d.gif hoes fugg other bytches ninjas thee end
Exactly!
I give Bruno a pass because most of his music is throwback to previous hits and groups!
This is a good song because you’ve heard it before, nice appropriation!
Hallloooooo….I swear I always get dejavu whenever I listen to his mu sic that’s because he’s your archetypal copycat, stick a couple of black dudes in backing and the video and hey he’s laughing all the way to the bank….so I guess whatever formulae is working for him he’s gonna do
Its short & straight to the point
Sure is lol but only at Jordan, she so desperate
Is dis Khloe’ dancing to it?? https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/13844780ae6808e3a25934f510135707e80f1aba83272655cd9df2b8d79ef71f.gif
This song slaps! (As the kids say ?)
Auntie are you rating the song or the video?
That demon can’t dance ….. azz to damn heavy …… chile that look just like that thang chile ……. rofl !!! https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c283d2355694c9cc50fac347be4af28801930e6c0d6eb3d565bccc190653c3d8.gif
what that sluts fawk other sluts men??? …. we know …… don’t need a discussion bout that …. they puzzay for everybody https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1834f8abafe8012c9c8683bfe1a6c82b192d506c333d5461b2bfb3e3f69247a7.gif
Why does this sound like R.kelky sex me???
Same beat too
The same melody as sex me chorus
U got issues
It do, they kno ppl love the 90’s lol
That’s what they say nowadays? ?
That’s what my 19 year old says…
Ya think so …… https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b7188a406392d6edea5a954a2b2e02df248a6a623fbef0c902dfe71e729060f4.gif
Dub14 and her funny looking sister Dub24 say it too
It makes her stand out. If you notice, it’s like that with most like skinned artists.
Ain’t no body authentic anymore..
Them braids must be to tight cause those eyes Chile..
What music video is this from? Is this from Sean Paul ‘gimmie the light’?
Hmmm, learn something everyday. ?
My baby is moving here in 2 weeks!? I am very happy
song wouldve been good with out Cardi TBH
I heard its one of them stick on wigs you don’t see how bulky her head looks?
Awe COY!!!! Im happy for you too girl!
Lol @ funny looking so is my oldest
This poor girl wants to be black so bad its sad
One of sean pauls videos ……I’m still in love with you boy ….. aye https://youtu.be/VWb-fZSxceE
Boff of em. Dub24 look like her daddy. Dub14 look like me, but still she still funny looking lmao.
Okay, I knew it was him! Thank you.
i love her!!! keep on gettin it chica!!! disregard allllll offf your hatterssss ookkkuuurrrr
Twerk game serious in this video … skills https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/cda4925ca1d357264787be9b5ccd589f4b0940cb9442847e1840c0a193a331e3.gif
The remix like a mf
Did T-Pain write this too?
Ion know but I need T-pain to get his azz back in da studio because when he remixed booed up chile …… T-pain chile we need another album bruh https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/16a1c2c32a1fc9952180d829113ffff2f9fc26759c2c604ce4adad6cf69f5c0c.gif
This song will be a hit, the video is nice , the men dancing & Bruno sanging make the song pop
Cardi is an added bonus for the regular girl his.
I’m calling it! This song will get a lot of radio play and will be a summer time hit
They already play it on the radio in my city… By summer it should be played out
Nothing can top the visuals in the Money video, but this is cute. Just wished they were styled like they are in the same decade. LOL
He about to be back on top… The yt folks are loving him after winning The Masked Singer
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youre right she didnt say all, but i posted the link below because she even said a womans dead child looked like a monkey. saying burned roach is in a derogatory reference to someone with a dark skin tone. It is implied. She doesn’t like black women and dominicans are notorious for denying and hating their black roots.
youre right she didnt say all, but i posted the link below because she even said a womans dead child looked like a monkey. saying burned roach is in a derogatory reference to someone with a dark skin tone. It is implied. She doesn’t like black women and dominicans are notorious for denying and hating their black roots.
Raises hand ?? to say me to chile!! Be all in the car breaking it all the way down ??
Lol ??love me sime claire so i guesd ur a lil sane ?????
Yep! And, he keeps a low profile, even when he’s winning! But, yeah, his formula works for him, dejavu music, this time Jodeci!
Lmaooooo
now did she say all dark women or was she speaking to a specific person that happens to be dark? cuz from the post i read she was talking to that person.
I concur!! His 1st album still bumps in my home on Friday nights!! His 2nd is my fave tho! “I’ma buy u a draannnkkkk….aannndd thhheennn I’ma take u home wit meeeee!” I still sing “oooooowwweeeee” LMAO!
OOooop! Now I HAVE to listen! Be back to confirm soon!
*Edit* It does….so it ok to listen to this b/c it’s similar to a R.Kelly song??
Gonna go listen, caz that was one of my faves….used to be…used to be!!
*Edit* U right anything u posted on this thread! Cardi “singin'” and Bruno “brunoing”, yea they about to eat this up like groceries! LMAO!
T-pain got some hits ….. chile https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/34728635c11f0ec2440739c989d44cd84ba769d9778090c11d8b2a877e90ee30.gif
Garbage!!! Video and especially this remake of a pedophile song!! Firstly it’s immensely fkn annoying ??? and u barely can understand wtf shes saying!! Which is good because its ignent at best she raps just like buckwheat from lil rascals lmao!! Secondly so i guess its cool to dance freaky in a diner and leave with the dude u just met to let him freak all on u?!? Isnt she a wife and mother?!? Sad! Yea mfz gonna say its just a video but nah…these youngns are out here immitating this so called “art”…hince the young lady who was just murdered for leaving a club with some dude she just met and was probably poppin to thotiana in the club before she ran off with him!!! Sick of this thotwave in music being praised!! And these non black bombaclats jacking the black culture for trend purposes and representn it like this trash!!!! The industry just assumed they could put out popularity over talent and just release anything to the sheep that follow it!
Hold up… let me join in…
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Come through aye !!!!!! https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a6d2ee3467e6a3fe257efc7aff5001a404bb5da5d935f1bb84ac57b2a73a6451.gif Chris and that wind …… chile ….
Cardi and Bruno would of been the new age power couple but now that Offset know what he would be LOSING he not letting that chick out his sight! He realized she advanced his star power..LOL
did not watch it……was worried it was NSFW…and my boss be floating around here being nosey and shyt….
It’s a video. Get over it. I saw no pedophilia either. You can’t understand her but look at your grammar and spelling.
Lol, I almost died……
Bruno, looks like my 27 year old… hmmmmmm
Oh yeah also sounds like feening by Jodeci you’re right
i like this video. i want the lies to stop tho…
Bruno Mars is not tall
Happy for you also….
Bruno with his little feminine self. LMAO
He’s probably a FTM anyway (so I’ve heard). And Garbage B looks like a meekrat. *shrugs*
The video and song are straight ? This must be a new generation of kids on here because anyone should know this song has you feeling good and especially if you are in love ?? please me baby ?? .. they are so cute together even if it is for entertaining . Cardi is a good entertainer even if she can’t speak good English and Bruno he makes any song pop ! This will be on repeat .
One word…Triggered!
Oh this is my JAM I be getting it to this!
Bruno makes the song good.. lol
I love Bruno’ s voice. That’s all I got.
Love it!!! I am very impressed with Cardi in this video! She has definitely grew into a star!
They missed the mark on this one..And Cardi looks slow as hell..
Office setting gonna be mad when he see this video…
I’m trying to figure out what that was.
I like the song because of him but not enough to watch them
@shengreenidge I recognize your name!!
Bruno is definitely a FTM. Cardi is a MTF.
I”m right there with you.?
I love Bruno’s voice ?
I’m biased as I love anything cardi.
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Heeheehee!
Upvote x1000. Yes, tell it! The culture vulture stuff not my bag. But you spot on w the wife/casual sexing message. Yes.
The song sounds like an r. kellz song. I was just taken back by her grinding all over Bruno with no respect for her husband. No wonder he cheats. They don’t respect each other or their relationship. They’re singers not actors so I don’t understand the rewarmed theme of the video.
Girl I couldn’t say it better!!! Sound about right to me.
I was wandering how our kids marriages and relationships are going to last if they don’t respect them and they do stuff like that.
Her lyrics are so raunchy, so opposite of his smooth singing voice. The radio edit of this song must be crazy. Nothing but bleeped out words, or silence, or replaced words, cause every other thing she says is so sexual.
She messed up that song. Why does everything have to be sexual with this chick? Always bragging about her vgina. Women who brags about their vgina can never keep a man.
I like Bruno’s part a lot. Hopefully there’s a version without her in it.
Ooo you know about that FTM too. ?
No Cardi is not MTF. She’s all woman.
I like this song & video & I am BY NO MEANS A FAN of this bird.
Bruno is my baby and can do no wrong! But he better let this be the last time he does a song with this chic!! Bruno gonna make me stop ? loving him if he do!!???
This is the same thing Nikki talks about in every song her p***y .. what’s the difference
You would think! Right!
We’ll shall see!
I hate b*tches who deduce themselves to just their p*ssy like no other woman has one. Those are called whores. No matter all the money or clothes and other material things…..they’re just highly paid sluts with access to silicone and bundles. ???
She’s talking about R. Kelly. Please Me is a rip off of Kellz Sex Me from his 12 play days
This is about Cardi not Nicki
This song and video is hot! It’s constantly on repeat in my house?
Cardi employs many and nearly exclusively black women and that is beautiful.
It’s about who ever in the industry that talks about their private parts constantly. So it’s about both . Thank you
The article was about Cardi keep it on Cardi & u are so welcome
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I’m HOLLERIN!!!!!!
lmao
Puerto Rican with braids & a lollipop…okkkkurrr O_o
Thanks for the knowledge but I still see no problem with it except it wasn’t a good song and Bruno Mars is not sexy at all.
You must be a Nikki fan which is cool , but I can talk about who ever the tf I want , ” move on “
I’m a fan of both I just hate when one is brought up SOMEONE always wanna bring up the other they’re two diff individuals sir… LIKE I SAID O_o
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Please leave me alone , and Mrs2u … I really don’t care !
Cardi always has a “lost and/or confused” look on her face. Like you just asked her a question and the words are running like playback in her head.
Girl, yes! lol Even without someone telling me I could see all those feminine traits right from the gate. lol
Cuz ain’t no way a man put all that work into becoming female and shim p*ssy stink. LMAO
such a shame each star shines so far apart.
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Hmmm, this song is too cute. I could so see me and hubby rocking this song on our date night! I mean come on, who wouldn’t want your dude into you like this!!!!!
Right! I mean come on this song is too cute
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