In a recent radio interview, Beyonce‘s dad and ex-manager Mathew Knowles claims the infamous elevator brawl between his troubled daughter, Solange Knowles, and his son-in-law, Jay Z, was staged.
Knowles told The Roula and Ryan Show on 104.1 KRBE in Houston that the brawl was a “Jedi mind trick” to boost ticket sales for Beyonce’s tour.
“I know, because we’ve done this. From experience, there’s a tour going on. So you sometimes have to ignite that tour,” he said. “It’s called a Jedi mind trick. The Jedi mind trick fools you a lot.”
Knowles added: “All I know is the Jedi mind trick. Everyone’s talking about it. Ticket sales went up. Solange’s album sales went up 200%!”
Mr. Knowles is getting up in age, so maybe his memory is failing him. Maybe he forgot that none of the people in the elevator knew they were being filmed.
But if what Mr. Knowles says is true; Solange should win an Oscar for that butt kicking she gave Jay Z. Her pent up rage looked so genuine and off-script.
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Ummm hmmm
Matty Matty
This broke ol sperm donor needs to shut his mouth, and he wonders why he eating out the community pantries
“I know, because we’ve done this. From experience, there’s a tour going on. So you sometimes have to ignite that tour,” he said. “It’s called a Jedi mind trick. The Jedi mind trick fools you a lot.”
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You pretty much confirmed ya’ll fake as hell
Come on dude!
Sat down someplace.
But if what Mr. Knowles says is true; Solange should win an Oscar for that butt kicking she gave Jay Z. Her pent up rage looked so genuine and off-script.
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Bey just wrote that nicca completely out of her will. What little bit he was gonna get? NATHAN!!
He over there trying to get a book deal or something, for some coins. Child support racking up
Nicca talmabout I am still the manager of DC
Keep hope alive playa. Bey ain’t about to do no DC tour 
I do Jedi Mind Tricks all thee time. TUH
I don’t think that the elevator incident was staged.
Buttercup says:
Whatcha’ll got going on this weekend?
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I’m bbq’n SOMETHIN’!
Jenie
LuvN
That fight was real. Solonge has them :sissyclaws: out in full force.
OAN, I’m so over The Carters. But THIS blog nor any other news outlet I frequent will NAHT let them die.
luVn_liFe… says:
and he wonders why he eating out the community pantries
Joe Jackson #2 made that star you love 
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Jedi mind trick
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Like those women Jedi mind tricked yo azz to go in raw?
He like (Dave Chappell as Prince on the couch) FOK YO COUCH
We’ll we see why his oldest kids want nothing to do with him. He bitter he spent all his money chasing hoes, now you can’t even get a job managing Babs
Solange’s album sales went up 200%!
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Umm ok Mat, and your trying to jedi mind trick us right now. But we’re too smart for that.
Friend I mean this in the most “I am just being my observant self” way Your hubcap is fione. <–reluctantly (cause lurkers) yet emphatically. He pretty much everything. That skin? IDK how you dint see that.
I was living
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*fights your air like Erica P* TRY ME!!! TRY ME!!
CRINE REAL TEARS :crying1: Fren I don't know. He was so arrogant he just got on my LAST NERVE. Everybody was like he fine!!! I was like he ok… He kinda short and he talk too much… Plus I was being fass dating two football players
But yes…. Now you see why they call me NUTBYKE
VDot says:
Jedi mind trick
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Like those women Jedi mind tricked yo azz to go in raw?
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Skeet Skeet :jack:
SCREW!
What up bruh? U going to meet SandraRose at Luda’s bowling charity game tonight??
V in giving them 30 days, they’re going to need to find someone or two to take my workload
ION wanna leave them hanging.
Oh V.
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So whatchall wearing to “SR’s Bowling Event”?
Vdot says:
Nicca talmabout I am still the manager of DC
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He standing outside like “nights like dis I wish that raindrops would FAH AH HA AH AWWLLLl” :shade:
He right too. Yo chit ain’t sellin at $500 a wop (or whatever it cost). Yall have this fake azz beef that sparks rumors, now you sold out and doin songs talkin bout it.
People fall for anything.
I guarantee Beyonce nem won’t say chit back either. Cause then he goin put out there how he arranged that fake azz marriage!
User Friendly says:
Solange’s album sales went up 200%!
so she sold 201 copies instead of 1?
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I like her album
played around with my heart 
So whatchall wearing to “SR’s Bowling Event”?
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Who’s taking pics & where will they be posted?
I guarantee Beyonce nem won’t say chit back either.
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Nothing needs to be said. *cha CHING*
Matty Knowles also said he didn’t cheat on his wife.
why he still talkin..his lip look hot..Matt, you see that chair over there…. :rollseyes:
I’m bbq’n SOMETHIN’!
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I ain’t had BBQ since 4th of July. That sounds goodT
Mr. Knowles is getting up in age, so maybe his memory is failing him. Maybe he forgot that none of the people in the elevator knew they were being filmed.
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In 2014 the only people that AIN’T filmed is the crooked azz police! Everyone else is on tape 24/7!
Solange’s album sales went up 200%!
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Umm she had a new album? When? where was I?
This clown
Matty’s Jedi mind trick was fukkin them hoes n thinking they was gonna get wifed…..
While he was married to Tina
Negro shut yo mouf. This makes you look bad.
This is sad. Why doesn’t he talk about the Jedi mind trick of knocking up his daughter’s club friend?
I act like that too :fistbump:
OutsidetheBox says:
Matty Knowles also said he didn’t cheat on his wife.
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So whatchall wearing to “SR’s Bowling Event”?
LUKE I AM YOUR FAHDAH
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A Chanel housecoat with the I’m sorry for 2014 Future gave CiCi. Then when the play Lifestyle I am going to open my coat up and nasty dance on a bowling ball
@Vdot: you ain’t ish for saying Matt gone go to the BASTID kid and be like
Too bad Alexandria and the other B.M. didn’t know he was at a station running his trap, they could have been put there waiting for his ass
NUTBYKE
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Jesus CrisT SupaStar if you don’t
I hate you for this on everything. Poor Taken9! She TOOOOOO sweet for you and your hubcap shentigans!
He standing outside like “nights like dis I wish that raindrops would FAH AH HA AH AWWLLLl”
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Tell me the truth boy, am I losing you for good?
all night but now there’s just no use
it, clearly we are through
We used to
I don’t know why I fight
Tell me the truth boy, am I losing you for good
Hair Lova says:
Solange’s album sales went up 200%!
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Umm she had a new album? When? where was I?
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The one when she was dancing around on the washing machines
it has 7 songs on the album…. 
I like the album
Heyyyy sixty niner
:wave:
I just saw a pic of Kim K holding Blue at the VMA’s !
Blue gave her the over the shoulder “who this bytch: hug
Kim holding blue closer than she hold North
Doesn’t Talk To Strangers says:
LuvLife said it takes TWO folks to do ‘her work’ 
I act like that too :fistbump:
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It can take One but they have to be very organized and versed in bldg.code’s and compliance
It’s a lot *sigh*
Matty Knowles also said he didn’t cheat on his wife.
So she knew? Her box wasn’t pank no mo or getting aquafina so she let him cheat?
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They used to call her Aquafina Tina byke in the day!!!!
He standing outside like “nights like dis I wish that raindrops would FAH AH HA AH AWWLLLl”
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What I read is that he basically said that he wouldn’t put it past them because he himself has pulled such stunts on B’s behalf. He doesn’t actually know and I don’t think it’s true. The daily blog posts about a potential divorce I think might have been a stunt, but not the fight. Did he ask him about his neglegted kids?
Every dog have their day
Wasting time says: I just saw a pic of Kim K holding Blue at the VMA’s !
YEW liE! Serious?
I just saw a pic of Kim K holding Blue at the VMA’s !
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Jay must have took pity and allowed that. Bey wouldn’t have let that go down
Did he ask him about his neglegted kids?<-THIS!!
:wave: BIRD\SAN
What I read is that he basically said that he wouldn’t put it past them because he himself has pulled such stunts on B’s behalf
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And look at him now
Aquafina Tina
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I bid you Good Day Taken
You and your nut byke can go now 
I just saw a pic of Kim K holding Blue at the VMA’s !
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Give a dog a bone
He standing outside like “nights like dis I wish that raindrops would FAH AH HA AH AWWLLLl” :shade:
Naaaaaaaaang 
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Check, check it out
Solange makes and writes good music.
Why Don’t You Love Me is one of my all time fave Beyoncé songs and she penned it. 
How he get this interview in the first place?!
So whatchall wearing to “SR’s Bowling Event”?
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I got my net cap on right now. bout to get these pinapple waves poppin
jeniefrumdabloc says:
The one when she was dancing around on the washing machines
it has 7 songs on the album…. 
I like the album
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Say what? Dancing on washing machines? I must of been sleep. Bout to google this, cause I actually like Solange. Better than Bey, much more creative. Too bad she will never get the recognition that her sister gets. Must suck
DTTS…you said he the 6th heartbeat?
Give a dog a bone
Hi San
I saw the clip for Drumline 2
He standing outside like “nights like dis I wish that raindrops would FAH AH HA AH AWWLLLl”
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jus’ aint chit
The only thing I believe was a stunt was the “divorce” rumors….I didn’t believe those, and given that neither one has spoken on it tells me that was done to fuel ticket sales…
But that elevator fight was the real deal…
Doesn’t Talk To Strangers says:
*petition for Blu to stay outta hoes arms*
Hurry UP and finish so I can sign, BLU probably caught PSORAISIS!
Buttercup says:
I’m bbq’n SOMETHIN’!
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I ain’t had BBQ since 4th of July.
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ME EITHER and it won’t good like I had hoped it would be. I want to bbq MY own food. I can’t WAIT!
MrsTime
The first article I read on it..the first comment was: “So I was spotted holding my d!ck watching the anaconda video.. ” 
I’ll fly down to a SR bowling event so I can spread my brand of ain’t shyt in rare, live form.
Somebody else said he was Eddie Cane Junior
oh gawd i hope she bleached lil blu afta
then the ppl gon say blu tryna lighten herself…nah just gettin kim guarded up
Keke Palmer writes essay on Beyoncé
I’d be lying to you if I said I had every Beyonce album since “Dangerously in Love”, or that I’ve never missed a concert, or that my world has stopped every year on Sept. 4 .. I’m not going to say I’m the biggest fan of all time because there are so many other fans that would attack me for not being completely aware on alllll the Beyonce knowledge! Haha! But, this past year, I have truly become enthralled in the Beyonce world. It has gone from me being fond of her to truly being INSPIRED BY HER. Her growth as an artist & her fearlessness in her desire to be great, has made me try harder in all that I do! Beyonce is a Virgo, like me ????! Lol, sometimes our obsession with perfection has a way of making us seem too “reserved”. But if you look closely, you will recognize not only our vulnerability, but our persistence in trying to do all that we can! Not only for ourselves, but everyone else! Of course, that’s not only Virgo’s, but only Virgo’s know why we relate everything back to being a Virgo. ????????????!! I just had to take a moment & thank Beyonce, not in trend but sincerity, because she has truly touched me. Just for having her eye on the goal & honestly getting there & BEYOND. What she has done for me & so many others, can not be appreciated enough. She’s being a beacon of light, & continues to give others the permission to do the same. You don’t have to love every one of her songs to recognize, in my opinion, that she is the best female entertainer of our time. Why I’m up thinking about Beyonce at 2am, only lord knows. Haha! But I had to take a moment to congratulate her excellence. She has made it a habit & I’m so inspired, I’m truly delighted by her & all that she does. I mean .. That VMA performance? AWE inspiring, I cried when I watched it in full, & I haven’t stopped thinking about it since! Thanks Bey! For just being you. For being you to the point of making others unafraid of their greatness, God bless you!
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Keke please get somewhere and tape your damn lips shut
sick of that azz 
ChanStillAintShyt says: I’ll fly down to a SR bowling event so I can spread my brand of ain’t shyt in rare, live form.
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YES and take ur CAMERA Chan, we need to get the latest on appliances
lovezoe says:
I saw the clip for Drumline 2
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welp, that’s all i need to know
Why Don’t You Love Me is one of my all time fave Beyoncé songs and she penned it.
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She performed the sh*t out of it at the concert
One of my concert favs 
rsTime
The first article I read on it..the first comment was: “So I was spotted holding my d!ck watching the anaconda video.. ” 
August 28, 2014 at 10:54 am
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I saw that too!
Get it User
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Yasssssssssssss
Check my gravi!
OTB she really is a doll. One day she told me some girl was being mean to her and I was like :who her people is? What she look like? How she dress? She contained? I NEEDED TO KNOW
BUT BUT BUT…. 
Then she laughed and hugged me and said I love you mommy 
Once she explained I was like she a hater cause you are nice pretty and smart. She can drink bleach and die. She not like you! She can’t sit with us! We are the Takens! My daughter was like
I guess that was very Torrei Hart of me.
They used to call her Aquafina Tina byke in the day!!!!
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Tina don’t strike me as a lost it type.
I bet she stay thirsty, my fren. 
that my world has stopped every year on Sept. 4
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Mine doesn’t, but everyone else’s does. I’ll be 28 this year…Lord willing
Keke Keke. I’m proud of what’s she accomplished, but she’s a mess. Just hush sometimesz
lovezoe says:
Keke Keke. I’m proud of what’s she accomplished, but she’s a mess. Just hush sometimesz
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WTF is she trying to prove writing these damn fake azz essays…. the shyt is pathetic
OutsidetheBox says:
Solange makes and writes good music. Why Don’t You Love Me is one of my all time fave Beyoncé songs and she penned it
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thats my favorite
you gotta pick another collah 
I have a corset similar to the one in her video too (black and floral). purely coincidence and totally not stalkerish
*gives out a Virgo pass*
*mumbles* shushhhh and act like you bean somewheres before KeKe
i thought keke was done with the shenanigans afta she “interviewed” kamikaze?
Still the same generous person?
so she’s giving you money and you’re smearing? 
Keke please get somewhere and tape your damn lips shut
sick of that azz 
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KeKe said please don’t hate me cause I’m on this network! Please!
Please!!! !
Hurry UP and finish so I can sign, BLU probably caught PSORAISIS!
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Of course, that’s not only Virgo’s, but only Virgo’s know why we relate everything back to being a Virgo.
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Listen. :eyeroll: I love Virgos in theory but their perfectionism is :eyeroll: inducing. Nothing exists until they validate it. :eyeroll: They are sharp. Smart. Intelligent. But cot damnnit they can be insufferable. I always think I can only like Bey from afar. I would prolly wrang that bitch neck.
so critical..on everybody else. 
Really Keke
Welp my baby boo is a virgo, so I should expect great things from her according to Keke. Right know all I know is that she is a crazy 4yr old, with an obsession for clean hands
YES and take ur CAMERA Chan, we need to get the latest on appliances
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@User…
she can stand next to me, but i can’t hol her afta that…i got another story too 
KeKe is big azz freak. Trust what I say.
Wasting time says:
Keke please get somewhere and tape your damn lips shut
sick of that azz 
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KeKe said please don’t hate me cause I’m on this network! Please!
Please!!! !
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It’s like Got damn
:rollseyes:
<—-Purrrrfect! 
Take it byke
keke try too hard. I watched about 10 mins of her show. I’m thinking it’s what the kids like. Real goofy.
thats my favorite
you gotta pick another collah 
I have a corset similar to the one in her video too (black and floral). purely coincidence and totally not stalkerish
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I LOVE LOVE LOVE that whole video!
Everythang about BBHomemaker!
Who you be wearing that corset for?
That’s sassy.
I love Virgos in theory but their perfectionism is :eyeroll: inducing. Nothing exists until they validate it. :eyeroll: They are sharp. Smart. Intelligent.
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Yes Outside cause my baby is crazy. Like she has to make sure the covers in the bed is straight. She drives my libra baby insane. Supposed to be laying down sleeping, and she making the bed up all night long.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
KeKe is big azz freak. Trust what I say.
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Oh I can tell
Man, I just don’t care™ says:KeKe is big azz freak. Trust what I say.
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I think so too MAN
Please don’t let this be a Long story yo
*snickers*
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Oh, that up there was for OTB
Upgrade You is my favorite Solange written song!
I love the song, the beat, both the lyrics!
Mr No Joke is a damm Virgo :rollseyes:
he always has the need to fix EVERTHING to perfection and if he can’t fix it he gets down like the world ended…he overly emotional too
Supposed to be laying down sleeping, and she making the bed up all night long
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LMAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Tina calling Matt
Is your mad or nah?!
Matthew need to sat his ass down somewhere and stop tryin to get byke in the news. Nigga gone somewhere, grab an Ensure and live the rest of your life being a Daddy and Grandeddy. FOH *Blue Ivy dismissive hand* Swerve
But cot damnnit they can be insufferable.
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Virgos, not all but some have stalker ways and are very paranoid…
Man- you may be right. Remember she was going with that grown man?
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
KeKe is big azz freak. Trust what I say.
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Why cause she’s a virgo? Cause yes they are
Tina don’t strike me as a lost it type. I bet she stay thirsty, my fren.
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:crying1: stay thirsty my friend. Love those commercials!!!!
Is the picture of Kim holding Blue real or nah? Blue might need to go to the clinic like everybody said. I bet she probably was doing the Flawless hand in Kim face till she made her sick
OTB she really is a doll. One day she told me some girl was being mean to her and I was like :who her people is? What she look like? How she dress? She contained? I NEEDED TO KNOW
BUT BUT BUT…. 
Then she laughed and hugged me and said I love you mommy 
Once she explained I was like she a hater cause you are nice pretty and smart. She can drink bleach and die. She not like you! She can’t sit with us! We are the Takens! My daughter was like
I guess that was very Torrei Hart of me.
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HairLova
:rofl::
She just wants everything to be right! And folks who just happen to be around her will Know and likely Conform
KeKe is big azz freak. Trust what I say.
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@HAIR LOVA
I can see it all in her face. She got a “mischievous” smile. I know that look.
She very familiar with dycks and twats.
WASTING I SEE Blu trying to get the hell on, I hope BEY is STILL giving JAY hell for this
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Now that be the reason for a divorce.
On the court papers it’ll say
HAD A HOE HOLDING MY BABY
Who you be wearing that corset for? That’s sassy.
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*gives out a Virgo pass*
*mumbles* shushhhh and act like you bean somewheres before KeKe
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One of my besties is a Virgo.
her.
Keke was like
oh spit they saw me huh Kaoepectate on my show let me do a preemptive strike 
I took a selfie in it
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Send it to me. vdotitis@ gmail
@OTB
“KeKe is big azz freak. Trust what I say.
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Parents to Virgo chirren in here. They don’t need to hear about their future daughters sir. STFU. STFD.
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OTB “The-cool-azz-grandma”- what you will be called soon
V ~ U R a MESS!
Really Keke
Welp my baby boo is a virgo, so I should expect great things from her according to Keke. Right know all I know is that she is a crazy 4yr old, with an obsession for clean hands
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Its true. Virgo women can and will be great especially with a push. Virgos are neat nicks as well. Just work with her.
Honestly when I look at the Knowles…I am not surprised at all with how their daughters “turned out”. Solange is a cancer..Beyoncé is the virgo..just looking at sun signs, well they fit them to a tee. Both will be doting, loving moms. One will go hard for personal and house with house winning out “if it comes to that”..and one will go hard for personal with house suffering a slight bit for the greater good.
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
HairLova
She just wants everything to be right! And folks who just happen to be around her will Know and likely Conform
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DTTS your right, lol. and she is so controlling. Mr Lova said he watched how her little 4yr old self controlled a conversation of 10yr olds. Had them talking about my little Ponies. Lol boys and all, I know her sister tight. She's smart as hell tho.
Virgos, not all but some have stalker ways and are very paranoid…
Maybe the Virgo men. The Virgo women I know- myself included- couldn’t care less when we’re done. Then again, maybe birth order plays a bigger part in this behavior. I’m the baby of the family, so I’m too focus on myself to worry about what others have going on.
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Take it byke
<—-Purrrrfect! 
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^^^^ What I tell yall. VIRGO style.
Hey yall! Matthew might end up going to see about Cathy White.
Somebody go to the Luda day thing and get a pic. Methinks Exzema is with child.
Oh and
Kev and Torrei playing games…. Y’all think Torrei tries to bed Kev to get back at NickAtNite? And whatever happened to her spoof of the BB Wives shows? Saw no more of those (funny actually) and ended up with House Husbands.
Friend she is a Capricorn….
is a Leo …
The middle one
The boy a Scorpio like his diddy
Oh Outside she already told me that she wanted to be a star.
at this same so called “clinic”…there was also twin baby boys…found out they were 1 and they were walking and all, but they were really big for they age…they grandma was in the room next to me and i heard her saying stop cryin witchall fat a$$es, weighing 50 pounds at 1 years old…yall big cheek a$$es got yall big sister walking around here lookin baby anorexic cuz yall wanna store all the snacks in yall cheeks..hell cryin cuz yall want some double stack hamburgers instead of this orange, YALL BETTA EAT THESE ORANGE PIECES fo i make yall run…nurse comes in and gives them a kit kat (the 2 piece small one) grandma got nice like ooooh thank you miss nurse, say thank you my cute lil grandbabies..soon as nurse lady left she went in again…got this white nurse in here giving yall overly stuffed a$$es sum candy..it should be diet candy..yall walk around here tired like you been working all outta bref and shyt..DO SUM PUSH UPS…(sorry so long)
i was soooooo sad afta that…..
VDot says:
Jedi mind trick
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Like those women Jedi mind tricked yo azz to go in raw?
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Lawd
Keke was like
oh spit they saw me huh Kaoepectate on my show let me do a preemptive strike 
You!
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She was like Bey I
BET Made me interview her etc etc etc
We Virgos we HERE :fistbump:
<—MisTaken: My shoulders too big to box with God. GET.INTO.IT
says:
Friend she is a Capricorn
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I is a Cap and I swear we get a bad rap
us is wonderful people I if I do say so myself!!
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
KeKe is big azz freak. Trust what I say.
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is there anyone who doesnt look like a freak tho?
in my imagination, everybody nasty 
at least that is my prayer for them. to be salacious!
that my world has stopped every year on Sept. 4
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Mine doesn’t, but everyone else’s does. I’ll be 28 this year…Lord willing
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I saw your eyes and I challenge you to show me where I have ever said I don’t love your pudding panties
I love yall in theory..and doses. You are evolved imo.. Like that DTTS girl and Beyoncé. And Barker. Barker a virgo to the TEE! 
I don’t have much experience with Virgo men..dating wise, but my son is one. I love his fun nature. He is a perfectionist as well tho. And that can turn whiny imo. They are so critical that they think everybody else is as critical towards them.
We are not. Relax virgos. We don’t gaf. 
these hairfinity pills got my growing from every damn where… I think I am going to stop taking these shyt
The middle one
is a Leo …
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Explains so much!!! She is ROYALTY! Look at her shining bright like a diamond!
Cutie pie 
@Hair: I know nothing about Caps. Do tell
@User do EYE look like a freak? *drapes house over shoulders to reduce their inpact*
Y’all think Torrei tries to bed Kev to get back at NickAtNite?
No I don’t think So
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NICKKI NICKY!
*housecoat
:crying1: stay thirsty my friend. Love those commercials!!!!
Is the picture of Kim holding Blue real or nah? Blue might need to go to the clinic like everybody said. I bet she probably was doing the Flawless hand in Kim face till she made her sick
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They say Kim was SO EXCITED she ran over to Blue and Jay! :eyeroll: Blue was giving her a stiff as hug IF that is truly her holding her. But yes. I see Kim’s dress in the frame. I think its real.
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They set the bar so high and then 
That’s what I love about Beyoncé she reach the bar!!!! That her neurotic ass sets. Its funny cause they can be procrastinators but its a s a result of “thinking” that they have to do so much. They create their own hell. 
Which one of yall said that the pics from the SR a bowling event is gonna look like a Sears appliance sale ad? I know I ain’t shyt, but damn.
I took a selfie in it
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Send it to me. vdotitis@ gmail
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LMMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO
They say Kim was SO EXCITED she ran over to Blue and Jay! :eyeroll: Blue was giving her a stiff as hug IF that is truly her holding her. But yes. I see Kim’s dress in the frame. I think its real.
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Its her; the dress and her sister was to the right.
Only person who can be mad is North. She was holding Blue closer than I’ve ever seen her hug North!
The middle one is a Leo …
The boy a Scorpio like his diddy
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yikes.
I dont know anything about capricorns tho. they must avoid me. must be winter people
Explains so much!!! She is ROYALTY! Look at her shining bright like a diamond! Cutie pie
Oh she famous. Everybody know her hear her tell it. She so smart too. The other day I caught her putting Minnie Mouse at the table to eat but she said she didn’t need any real food because her mouth was closed. She said EYE WILL EAT MINNIE MOS FOOD FOR HER 
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I saw your eyes and I challenge you to show me where I have ever said I don’t love your pudding panties
I love yall in theory..and doses. You are evolved imo.. Like that DTTS girl and Beyoncé. And Barker. Barker a virgo to the TEE! 
I almost cursed some chick out at Champs when I was buying Lil Butter some shoes. I was signing up for the VIP thing, so when I told her my birthday, she was all, “Awwwwww, you were born on Beyonce’s birthday 
” I was like, ” 
Nawl, she just foreshadowed my introduction to the world 
” Obviously, she hasn’t had much interaction with Virgos.
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I think Kim spoke, but I can’t see Jay letting her hold Bkue. After the low key elevator pic shade?!
Send it to me. vdotitis@ gmail
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Imma post it on real gravi day
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OTB “The-cool-azz-grandma”- what you will be called soon
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ChanStillAintShyt says: Which one of yall said that the pics from the SR a bowling event is gonna look like a Sears appliance sale ad? I know I ain’t shyt, but damn.
WHO SAID THAT!?? WHO?
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I just heard Brad/Angelina got married
KeKe is big azz freak. Trust what I say.
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is there anyone who doesnt look like a freak tho? in my imagination, everybody nasty
at least that is my prayer for them. to be salacious!
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Yes, some people definitely don’t look like a freak.
these hairfinity pills got my growing from every damn where… I think I am going to stop taking these shyt
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You have chest hair? Is hair growing out of your ears?
For some odd reason, I smell gravy in this joint.
@OTB
“OTB “The-cool-azz-grandma”- what you will be called soon
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Fluck you bruh. I almost took them eyes for concern. My boy is a nerd and my only virgo. Aint nobody giving him no ass till I fix him
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Ain’t u a virgo too OTB?
Dang so Chris and Shannon Brown are cousins! Never knew that, but I def always thought they looked so much alike.
Oh so Kim orchestrated it
no Ms. Take, you look like a wife.
I dont know what that means and its not shade but when I saw you I said, yeah she wife material. not wifey, WIFE. 
you the real deal holyfield :fistbump:
If people really went out and bought tickets because of an elevator fight, we’re in is sad state. I don’t care what Matt say now that beating was not planned. I see where Beyoncé got the lying from.
Oh and
Kev and Torrei playing games…. Y’all think Torrei tries to bed Kev to get back at NickAtNite? And whatever happened to her spoof of the BB Wives shows? Saw no more of those (funny actually) and ended up with House Husbands.
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Friend she is a Capricorn….
is a Leo …
The middle one
The boy a Scorpio like his diddy
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Shannon “Vagabond” Brown is on a mission to play for every professional basketball team on the planet!
Just a walking disappointment whereever he goes. That nigga got more “game” off the court than on it cause he steady convince these teams to give him ANOTHER SHOT!
Man, I just don’t care™ says: Shannon “Vagabond” Brown is on a mission to play for every professional basketball team on the planet!
LOL, He is talented.
Oh Outside she already told me that she wanted to be a star.
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She believe it too.
I don’t have much experience with Virgo men..dating wise, but my son is one. I love his fun nature. He is a perfectionist as well tho. And that can turn whiny imo. They are so critical that they think everybody else is as critical towards them. We are not. Relax virgos. We don’t gaf
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my son’s father sends him home with a message every time—tell ya mutha I dont know what I did but Im sorry.
That’s what I love about Beyoncé she reach the bar!!!!
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I actually had (except Beyonce) in my comment initially, but figured it went without saying.
C’mon @Man. Shannon can still play a lil bit. He was just behind some real ballers on those other squads.
User Friendly says: my son’s father sends him home with a message every time—tell ya mutha I dont know what I did but Im sorry.
how old is ur son User?
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luVn_liFe… says:
Dang so Chris and Shannon Brown are cousins!
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They look a lot alike
****FOR OTB******
The combination of Virgo and Scorpio is a blend of practicality and emotions — all in one. Both of them work hard at making the relationship work, especially Virgo and that is truly cherished and appreciated by Scorpio. Neither of them is frivolous about being committed, and if once they commit to each other, this pairing is hard to break.
A Scorpio man is an invincible person. He is an extremist with calm and steady surface and smoldering passion within him. He is very intense; he can reach levels of intensity that other men don’t even know exists. Beneath the soft voice of Scorpio man lays his subtle strategies to enhance his career and personal life. He is one person who loves luxury and comforts immensely. He goes to any length to keep the ones he loves safe and sound. He is very loyal and faithful to the woman he loves. When he loves a woman he completely gives his entire heart to her.
A Virgo woman’s most outstanding characteristics are efficiency and her critical nature. A Virgo lady believes that she is extremely competent and organized and that is usually right also in most of the cases. She is also highly loyal and works unselfishly for the good of the ones she loves. She doesn’t think the world or the man of her life owes her anything and that makes her self-sufficient. One of the Virgo female’s most shining virtue is her gentle and unselfish devotion to the man she loves. She is a born homemaker with a great imagination and splendid creativity.
A Virgo woman and a Scorpio man make a beautiful connection. She has much respect for him. He understands imperfection and knows that no one can be perfect. Seeing how the Virgo woman listens to her Scorpio male, he is able to convince her that striving for perfection is a waste of time. He helps her to understand that everyone has imperfections and one needs to love one another with those imperfections, and not for what other wants someone to become. They are like a poetry in motion. They deeply respect, love and cherish one another. He is known for his integrity, and makes sure that he lives up to what others expect of him. Virgo woman and Scorpio man have great communication, but without her knowing, the Scorpio holds things back and keep to him in his ever lying depth.
In a romantic relationship, a Scorpio man is typically very loyal. Even if he wanders for a moment he quickly returns to where he belongs.
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these hairfinity pills got my growing from every damn where… I think I am going to stop taking these shyt
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I warned you but you wanna be hard headed. took a good month to get it out my system. had my legs looking like Mo’Nique. I had to keep buying Nair.
PEARL WE KEEP MISSING EACHOTHER
NOW PUT SOME PICS UP 
Olive juice
I am not a Virgo.
Bout to curse you out in email so we can retain our united front on the blog tho. That’s Virgo style. Cancer would just curse your fukk ass out right chere. 
Ole troll as nigga I swear LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Man – She’s a CANCER! :eyeroll: You don’t even know who you lust after
Cancers and Scorpios allegedly go together. Allegedly
@CHAN
“C’mon @Man. Shannon can still play a lil bit. He was just behind some real ballers on those other squads.”
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ON ALL 28 TEAMS he played for tho?
I wouldn’t sign that nigga on that alone. Got a nigga in my local gym that wouldn’t get cut from 4 teams in one year mayne!
He should start working on his dancing skills and be a back up dancer for his cousin and for
or something.
User Friendly says:
these hairfinity pills got my growing from every damn where… I think I am going to stop taking these shyt
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I warned you but you wanna be hard headed. took a good month to get it out my system. had my legs looking like Mo’Nique. I had to keep buying Nair.
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This is crazy :cyring: it’s too much hair going on ….
@OTB
“Fool. Where Craig at.
I am not a Virgo. Bout to curse you out in email so we can retain our united front on the blog tho. That’s Virgo style. Cancer would just curse your fukk ass out right chere. Ole troll as nigga I swear LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
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Well, chit, all these hoes in here that want me, one of em bound to be a Virgo.
I figured I couldn’t lose either way.
But hold on…
Yes, some people definitely don’t look like a freak.
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Man, I just don’t care™ says:
****FOR OTB******
Look at the venus sign and moon…. most important
The combination of Virgo and Scorpio is a blend of practicality and emotions — all in one. Both of them work hard at making the relationship work, especially Virgo and that is truly cherished and appreciated by Scorpio. Neither of them is frivolous about being committed, and if once they commit to each other, this pairing is hard to break.
A Scorpio man is an invincible person. He is an extremist with calm and steady surface and smoldering passion within him. He is very intense; he can reach levels of intensity that other men don’t even know exists. Beneath the soft voice of Scorpio man lays his subtle strategies to enhance his career and personal life. He is one person who loves luxury and comforts immensely. He goes to any length to keep the ones he loves safe and sound. He is very loyal and faithful to the woman he loves. When he loves a woman he completely gives his entire heart to her.
A Virgo woman’s most outstanding characteristics are efficiency and her critical nature. A Virgo lady believes that she is extremely competent and organized and that is usually right also in most of the cases. She is also highly loyal and works unselfishly for the good of the ones she loves. She doesn’t think the world or the man of her life owes her anything and that makes her self-sufficient. One of the Virgo female’s most shining virtue is her gentle and unselfish devotion to the man she loves. She is a born homemaker with a great imagination and splendid creativity.
A Virgo woman and a Scorpio man make a beautiful connection. She has much respect for him. He understands imperfection and knows that no one can be perfect. Seeing how the Virgo woman listens to her Scorpio male, he is able to convince her that striving for perfection is a waste of time. He helps her to understand that everyone has imperfections and one needs to love one another with those imperfections, and not for what other wants someone to become. They are like a poetry in motion. They deeply respect, love and cherish one another. He is known for his integrity, and makes sure that he lives up to what others expect of him. Virgo woman and Scorpio man have great communication, but without her knowing, the Scorpio holds things back and keep to him in his ever lying depth.
In a romantic relationship, a Scorpio man is typically very loyal. Even if he wanders for a moment he quickly returns to where he belongs.
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If you just basing this on the sun sun… it;s noid and void
how old is ur son User?
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12. his voice always cracks when he gets ready to tell me cuz he already knows Imma spazz.
be like Ma just listen……
I aint gonnna never forgive that ninja. no, not ever! and him saying “i dont know what I did” is really just a slick way to patronize me.
scorpios make the best
Lawd have mercy
See why we ride for HoneyDip. We know what the fukk he dealing with.
I never told him that it would be easy. In fact, I told him when we were friends that it could be a little taxing. I have always said that it would be worth it 
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no Ms. Take, you look like a wife.
I dont know what that means and its not shade but when I saw you I said, yeah she wife material. not wifey, WIFE. 
you the real deal holyfie
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I like how you saved it at the end and tied it up real nice like
I was like she said I look like Hillary Rodham Clinton, Paulette Washington and everybody famous first wife before they make it
:hugs: But watching you still on the low
So…
Daddy Knowles says the elevator brawl was to sell more concert tickets.
What does Daddy Knowles say about his out-of-wedlock baby?
What does Daddy Knowles say about the ongoing paternity suit against him?
BOOM…. drops the mic to listen!
Ppl always saying how sweet and innocent I look. I be like yes yes
but the convo in my head 
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Gotta be a Cancer thing.
M. Time just knew I was a innocent.
No; I didn’t have much experience but innocent I was not
He learned though!
it;s noid and void
Look at the venus sign and moon…. most important
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:fistbump: School ’em Jenie. Sun is just the surface.
I’m a Cancer, but in my mind, not the typical Cancer (moody and all that chit *dismissive hand* ) When I did the research?
Spot on 
my son’s father sends him home with a message every time—tell ya mutha I dont know what I did but Im sorry.
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****FOR OTB****
The attraction between Cancer and Scorpio is magnetic, deeply felt, and has the potential to withstand the test of time. The warmth and caring nature of Cancer feel regenerating to Scorpio, and Scorpio sense of an all-encompassing love appeals to you Cancer deeply. Both have the similar ways of expressing their love and make each other feel “at home”.
A Scorpio man is an invincible person. He is an extremist with calm and steady surface and smoldering passion within him. Beneath the soft voice of Scorpio male lays his subtle strategies to enhance his career and personal life. He is one person who loves luxury and comforts immensely. He can sink into depression, or rise to intoxicating heights of ecstasy. In love with a Cancer woman, he is a passionate lover who knows all the synonyms of romance and eroticism. Though he is a great lover, but together with it he is very jealous and suspicious in nature too. He can be passionate just about anything, including sex, love and family. If you look at the surface, he will look totally calm and composed. Just look beneath that outer layer of his and you will find his smoldering passion.
A Cancer woman is enigmatically feminine. She is a gentle and kind lady with a good sense of humor and capturing aura of delicate personality. Her feelings are sensitive and tender and her loyalty is spotless. Though, she may not look very strong, but she is a tower of strength for her dear ones and perfectly able to manage herself, if alone. Patience is her dearest virtue and flexibility is her biggest weapon to win in all circumstances. Being in love with a Scorpio man, stirs the deepest emotions of the Cancer female making her a perfect match for a passionate male like him.
Cancer woman is always an interesting lady for a Scorpio man. She is full of such feminine mysteries which a curious Scorpio man always wants to unfold completely but gently. She has a reserved outlook in the beginning which attracts him but soon she shows him her great sense of humor which makes even a serious person like him to smile. She brings colors and joys to his life and provides him with a companion who is always by his side to love, care and understands his feelings. She is actually one person who understands him well deep to his soul and knows what goes on under his cool and composed surface. Loyalty is the biggest trait that makes him feel comfortable with a Cancer woman. Though to his dislike, he can find her to be possessive and bossy at times and also has to tolerate her mood swings but with such love and loyalty in return, he understands her value and keeps a cool temper while dealing with her mood swings.
The Scorpio man is one male who can easily win a Cancer woman’s heart. He appreciates and understands her very well and soon converts their understanding into a romantic endeavor. He deals with the wounded feelings of her with great compassion, understanding her dreadful heartaches and soothes them out with his passionate love and thick blankets of care and devotion. He gives her the protection and care which she craves for deeply with such intensity that it makes her feel complete in all dimensions of her existence. He is one person who cuddles her like a baby and respects her like a lady.
The Cancer woman and the Scorpio man makes one of the best possible pair with great compatibility and warmth that is both emotionally and physically very intense and rich. As their love grows and they soar high with each other and experience an undoubted confidence in their relationship, she gives her complete trust to her Scorpio man and he grants her with the gift of forgiveness, which he never gave to anyone.
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Here u go, to make u feel better.
Fluck you bruh. I almost took them eyes for concern. My boy is a nerd and my only virgo. Aint nobody giving him no ass till I fix him.
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Still mad about the need emote you did you claim you didn’t that day when I was lurking
I BEAN Said CB and Shannon looked alike .yes: and then given the names
I am not a Virgo.
Bout to curse you out in email so we can retain our united front on the blog tho. That’s Virgo style. Cancer would just curse your fukk ass out right chere. 
Ole troll as nigga I swear LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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:crying1: He laid out his entire business plan for y’all to live happily ever after. There was just one problem….
That pro mom tip tho….good shyt @OTB
lovezoe says:
now you can’t even get a job managing Babs
Don’t y’all be in here talking all that shyt about Virgos!!!! We are perfection!!!! Lol.
If you just basing this on the sun sun… it;s noid and void
Look at the venus sign and moon…. most important
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He a newbie.
He just gone throw some chit on the wall for ass. He’on care. Long as it aint fat in public. :lolol:
I like how you saved it at the end and tied it up real nice like
I was like she said I look like Hillary Rodham Clinton, Paulette Washington and everybody famous first wife before they make it
But watching you still on the low
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him saying “i dont know what I did” is really just a slick way to patronize me.
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What he do?
I got real tears yall..
Allegedly
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“i dont know what I did” is really just a slick way to patronize me.
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Ohhh that’s nassy.
Virgo.
my son’s father sends him home with a message every time—tell ya mutha I dont know what I did but Im sorry.
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Your son daddy 75?!?!
This was my whole entire child hood!
And when he was drunk and mad the message was more heartfelt!
My mom used to be :stop: save it; or tell him to tell his wife that
I like how you saved it at the end and tied it up real nice like
I was like she said I look like Hillary Rodham Clinton, Paulette Washington and everybody famous first wife before they make it
:hugs: But watching you still on the low
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LMMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I have always said that it would be worth it
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User Friendly says:
how old is ur son User?
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12. his voice always cracks when he gets ready to tell me cuz he already knows Imma spazz.
be like Ma just listen……
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Poor Baby. My son’s father is like this. and used to be as well. Last week he said “I talked to Dad, he said he’s been trying to contact you”
My head swiveled so hard,my son started laughing.
He said EYE know he just still ALWAYS asks me about you.
When he was younger when I did have a little bit of contact with my sons Father, I went bat shyte Conchetta Maria crazy on his ass about sending msgs.
Fixed that right quick.
Allegedly
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Last one I dated/fugged left a bad taste in my mouth. Nucca did some old sneaky shit I wont get over
. I turned his old azz out too 
Ain’t messed with him in years, he still 
rides by blowing the horn, and then tessing like “I saw your light on, and beeped. You hear me?” Me looking at it *stankface* :delete: Be sending Old azz pics of moi, captioned just thinking about those legs. :eyeroll: Fugg you :delete:
Sex was great but
Nevermore
What he do?
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I told yall what he did. when I was in labor he said he was going home to change his clothes. knowing how meticulous he is about appearance, I said ok. Side eyed it but again, I know how he is
that nigga aint come back for two days!
and Im still mad. and imma stay mad!
he’s just an all around dyckhead anyway. the type to tell my son he is on his way and then never show up. one of those kind of “fathers” but he dont know why Im mad
I am a Cancer married to a Scorpio and that ish dead on *mind blown hands* about to email this to him right now. No lie
@User I didn’t take it wrong. I am just joking with you
Libras are the best :-). We kind, sweet, and can see both sides of an argument. However they have issues with making a decision and finishing things they start
Hillary Rodham Clinton, Paulette Washington and everybody famous first wife before they make it
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:fistbump: School ‘em Jenie. Sun is just the surface.
I’m a Cancer, but in my mind, not the typical Cancer (moody and all that chit *dismissive hand* ) When I did the research?
Spot on 
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I can be moody.
Ebbs and tides. With the moon. 
I actively work on it tho. 
But I can go dayssss without a word..and then chat your ear off. 
Im still “alright” I have a hard time with men cause of it tho. They take it personal. Especially caps, but I love them. The loyalty thing is kinda off for me.. 
I mean, I got chu. 
Till I don’t. 
when I was in labor he said he was going home to change his clothes.
that nigga aint come back for two days!
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But, fugg it
Fugg him!! 
USer I understand that anger TOTALLY!
Jeff was the same way about my son too, ” the type to tell my son he is on his way and then never show up”
Im still “alright” I have a hard time with men cause of it tho. They take it personal.
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Get you a Sag boo
They can be the same so they understand.
My man and my momma a Sag and I gets a long with them great.
And they are caring and care givers!
Still mad about the need emote you did you claim you didn’t that day when I was lurking
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#teamCancer #teamneverforget #teamPetty
YOU ARE DELUSIONAL
LIKE I AM ABOUT LEBRONI have no eye dee-er what emote that was.
Im telling you I think it was the 
BEFORE Aunt Tea changed him. He used to have big stunners glasses. I don’t remem anyother with glasses. 
I would like to thank theee Academy(OTB) etc
My name in the same Sentence as Beys
Who runs the world
you can laugh VDot cuz I do all the time. Its a running joke among fam & friends.
until he comes around, then we play like we are mad.
nig done apologized to everybody I know. we still aint never gonna like his ass 
no, not ever.
Don’t y’all be in here talking all that shyt about Virgos!!!! We are perfection!!!! Lol
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I always wondered how me and mine lasted this long. Lol. We are both Virgos.
I is a Cap and I swear we get a bad rap us is wonderful people I if I do say so myself!!
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@Hair Lova :fistbump:
@errbody else :Blue Ivy dismissive hand:
Conchetta Maria
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I wont get over
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User
I’da had him bopped in the head when he Thought he was coming back
FOH
I ain’t read all comments but I think the would apply and if not
I can be moody.
Ebbs and tides. With the moon.
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Me too. But I just don’t think I’m any moodier than anyone else or any other sign
All the other chit? Dead on. Clings to past, remembers past hurts/hard to get over, Hard on the outside/soft on the inside (if you can get in 
), sexy aura in/out bedroom, loyal, about homelife – Spot on 
Speaking of Moon tho. One of my FAVORITE lines from a song is Corrine Bailey’s Diving for
Till then I wasn’t alive,
I longed for you like the lovesick moon pulls the tide.
Sends shivers down my spine
OutsidetheBox says: Conchetta Maria
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You GOT IT RIGHT!
I’m a Leo & we are the best
OTB I am like that too! Life of the porty (no dance tho) or don’t want to be bothered
He on 10 ALL THE TIME LIKE 
Husband be like
User
I’da had him bopped in the head when he Thought he was coming back
FOH
I ain’t read all comments but I think the would apply and if not
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she like just tell me where his mother stays. I just wanna ask her something
Well for thee record EYE believe that everyone can be Great and All That!
But “we” just know it already, so that makes it easier to deal with
Y’all need to think more highly if y’all selves
*goat/dolphin hollering*
Had my last meeting for the day. I ain’t finna do shizniyee until I leave for my apt at 2 ish
but my friend did put roots on him. that didnt have anything to do with me tho
I told her ass not to do it but she did anyway.
Granny User
She was just trying to get down to the bottom of thangs!
What’s her sign?
I just saw a picture of Obama on yahoo
My Gawd he has aged 
lawd have mercy
You aint gonna tell us what happ’d to your “fren”
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Pulled the rubber off mid-act. Didn’t even put it to the side, just gon fugg it up in me
I was soooo 
I felt violated. Like forreal. I pulled the chit out in the shower like 
When confronted, “I just couldn’t help myself. I had to really feel.” Nucca FUGG YO SNEAKY AZZ!
Hey @ DTTS
doctors appointment tomorrow. I’m ready for September to fly by….would be nice if the kid was a Virgo though lmao
I JUST know Thing don’t expect no kinda hello back with that ole wack greeting up yonder
@Taken!! I feel like I’ve been chasing yo ass through these posts….um, I don’t know HOW to put pics up on IG….but you and your babies are PRECIOUS, you hear me???
Your Sister in Christ,
Catfish
User Friendly says: but my friend did put roots on him. that didnt have anything to do with me tho
I told her ass not to do it but she did anyway
did it work?? what she do for his raggely ASS?
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User Friendly says:
but my friend did put roots on him. that didnt have anything to do with me tho
I told her ass not to do it but she did anyway.
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she going to hell
So Joan Rivers rushed to hospital because she stopped breathing during a operation…
On Your Mark
GO!
Get Set
Hillary Rodham Clinton, Paulette Washington and everybody famous first wife before they make it
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A Scorpio man is an invincible person. He is an extremist with calm and steady surface and smoldering passion within him. He is very intense; he can reach levels of intensity that other men don’t even know exists. Beneath the soft voice of Scorpio man lays his subtle strategies to enhance his career and personal life. He is one person who loves luxury and comforts immensely. He goes to any length to keep the ones he loves safe and sound. He is very loyal and faithful to the woman he loves. When he loves a woman he completely gives his entire heart to her.
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dis Mister all day
(but i know he got some crazy mixed in there somewhere too. that calm friendly demeanor belies a killer instinct 
)
MisTaken: My shoulders too big to box with God. GET.INTO.IT
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I can’t get with the men, they have the tendency to be kinda cheap. But overall we’re driven,bossy, want things our way ALL THE TIME! And somehow we manage to succeed. We thrive on success but can be lazy without the right motivation. we seem to care what others think about us
and we love family.
Pulled the rubber off mid-act. Didn’t even put it to the side, just gon fugg it up in me I was soooo I felt violated. Like forreal. I pulled the chit out in the shower like When confronted, “I just couldn’t help myself. I had to really feel.” Nucca FUGG YO SNEAKY AZZ!
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That’s a flucking violation. Flag on the play. Insufficient protection on the ride.
I wanna see Taken…Whats your IG name
Aint the Wade and Union Union going down this weekend?
BRAD AND ANGELINA TIED THE KNOT
If she isn’t Nakeya just BE SURE to tell her that’s what she was ‘meant’ to be’
She’ll be here in a jiffy! :woot:
um, I don’t know HOW to put pics up on IG
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Are you going to IG via phone app or using laptop/desktopr?
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
Granny User She was just trying to get down to the bottom of thangs!
What’s her sign
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I dont know. whatever comes at thanksgiving time. her sign is Grandma. Grandmothers dont have no signs
Libras are the best
. We kind, sweet, and can see both sides of an argument. However they have issues with making a decision and finishing things they start
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my beloved BFF is a Libra. I hate and absolutely love her at the same damn time. uppity bitch.
Wasting time says:
So Joan Rivers rushed to hospital because she stopped breathing during a operation…
On Your Mark
GO!
Get Set
I HOPE JR DONT MANAGE TO DIE…I FUX WITH HER!
I’m a double Leo
Leo sun, Leo Rising…. my moon is in Pisces and venus in cancer….. Scorpio is in mars…. I have a lot of water in my chart it mellows me out….
I’m not your average leo
Pulled the rubber off mid-act. Didn’t even put it to the side, just gon fugg it up in me I was soooo I felt violated. Like forreal. I pulled the chit out in the shower like When confronted, “I just couldn’t help myself. I had to really feel.” Nucca FUGG YO SNEAKY AZZ!
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CONDOMS SUCK!
V.
That got me mad now!
Fugga!!!
Bastid!!!
I always wondered how me and mine lasted this long. Lol. We are both Virgos.
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Its weird but Barker and her Virgo are born on the same day but it works as well!
but my friend did put roots on him. that didnt have anything to do with me tho
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@dtts she will be here soon
if I was not pregnant I would swear my cycle was about to start. I’m having all kinds of cramps. Ugh
I can fawk ya to sleep
literally … hypnotizing indeed…
Till then I wasn’t alive,
I longed for you like the lovesick moon pulls the tide.
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:sway:
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User
IONO either but I know that’s Mickey Mouses sign too! He’s a Thanksging mouse
I would swear my cycle was about to start.
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Don’t start talkin bout that in here!
Jenny
Who what you doing over there right now yo?!?!
CONDOMS SUCK!
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That’s good Nakeya!
Just stay calm
DTS
chile I just finished talking to a friend of mines…. we was talking about hitting this cigar bar 
So does CS
I told her ass not to do it but she did anyway.
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she going to hell
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no she aint! she is jamaican and so is he. roots is normal for them. Jesus will just have to understand.
St. Peter has different lists for different ppl.
yes luvvie, it worked. I didnt think she was gonna do it for real but once stuff started happening I knew she did.
when I was in labor he said he was going home to change his clothes.
Was he on drugs? No for real. Was he at the free clinic? I heard the lines be long… My step diddy was on that narcotic. Stole my mama car TWICE…. Sap sucka said he was going to get some bread. I was in the winda like this 
till 2 am waiting on the beige CHEVY to come byke round into the driveway but it never came. We went to my mama like :confused: YOU AIN’T LEARN THE LAST TIME HE TOOK THE TAURUS 
She was a perfect mom tho *hand to God* He had been home for 6 months. She made him walk everywhere. He got past his probationary period. She was like dang I need some bread for XYZ ..he said I will get it. She was like 
Then said ok. MAYNNEEEEEE that nucca must have BURNT rubber 
straight to Bankhead to get him some narcotic.
EVERYBODY KNOWS FOH… Shortly after that he disappeared and my mama changed the locks. I was in middle school. I have only seen him like twice since then. :crying1: <– tears from laughter and pain. BITTERSWEET FANTASIA FACE SELF
that nigga aint come back for two days!
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I remember this story and I am only laughing now cause you said that I can
We still joke about it to this DAY!!! We found out after that he had the drug problem. We told him (we he showed up a year later) oh ok
DTS #267 was a disclaimer
IJS
I’m a Taurus….I’m a little crazy (so what), stubburn, and get defensive real fast…oh well I am also loyal and dependent. Does the last two make up for the first three?
Get you a Sag boo
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MrsTime.
I tried it with a Sag and he fukked me up. 
I was wayyyyyyy more into him then he was into me. I could not understand what happ’d either! He is like me (old me! Im betta! mama I made it!) in that way that he will leave your ass without explanation 
You know me..tending towards thinking it was “me”; it was him, I mean another persons choices aren’t about me..I get that but Im still mad. 
Jenny
That’s sounds good
her sign is Grandma. Grandmothers dont have no signs
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User Friendly says:
she going to hell
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no she aint! she is jamaican and so is he. roots is normal for them. Jesus will just have to understand.
St. Peter has different lists for different ppl.
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yes luvvie, it worked. I didnt think she was gonna do it for real but once stuff started happening I knew she did.
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@User…this is probably why he is still apologizing. Y’all got the man all messed up
OTB I am like that too! Life of the porty (no dance tho) or don’t want to be bothered
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*does the blog like a bed sheet*
All that damn writing #Fiswrongwithyew
CONDOMS SUCK!
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so does child support, according to some…
bama_n_jersey says:
I’m a Taurus….I’m a little crazy (so what), stubburn, and get defensive real fast…oh well I am also loyal and dependent. Does the last two make up for the first three?
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Taurus female?
Chile I can write a book on Taurus Men
lawd!
St. Peter has different lists for different ppl.
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I can’t wait to use this
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
*does the blog like a bed sheet*
All that damn writing #Fiswrongwithyew
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Pulled the rubber off mid-act. Didn’t even put it to the side, just gon fugg it up in me
I was soooo 
I felt violated. Like forreal. I pulled the chit out in the shower like 
When confronted, “I just couldn’t help myself. I had to really feel.” Nucca FUGG YO SNEAKY AZZ!
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<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
So does CS
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CONDOMS SUCK!
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Why I just got a notification on my phone that said go like Pearl’s first photo on IG??
I got real tears. Pearl you checked a box that said “LET THE PEOPLE KNOW I AM HERE!!??????!” Then you shook your butt like porky pus s y EJ?
@jenie…
The hubby is a Scorpio though
and he was born on Friday the thirteenth…
Wasting time says:
St. Peter has different lists for different ppl.
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I can’t wait to use this
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he do. some ppl never even heard of Jesus. you cant just be turning ppl away at the gate because they didnt RSVP when they never even got an invite. they aint even got no mailbox, Jesus!
and black ppl are not giving up superstition for nobody so St. Peter is going to have to make an arrangement for all the other stuff we believe in too. I may need a lawyer to get in, but if there’s a heaven Im going.
OTB I am like that too! Life of the porty (no dance tho) or don’t want to be bothered
Hear my cry. Hear right here. 
#nodancezone
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bama_n_jersey says:
@jenie…
and he was born on Friday the thirteenth…
The hubby is a Scorpio though
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Me likes scorpio men they like to
and so do you 
freakalic !! How you like it daddy 
bama_n_jersey says:
I’m a Taurus….I’m a little crazy (so what), stubburn, and get defensive real fast…oh well I am also loyal and dependent. Does the last two make up for the first three?
…………………………….
Im a Taurus too
and this is definitely our MO…
We are good with Pisces though…I love my Pisces
User Friendly says:
Wasting time says:
St. Peter has different lists for different ppl.
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I can’t wait to use this
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he do. some ppl never even heard of Jesus. you cant just be turning ppl away at the gate because they didnt RSVP when they never even got an invite. they aint even got no mailbox, Jesus!
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:stop: If you want to enter the pearly gates you must know Jesus
:hahahah:
These is the
@User…this is probably why he is still apologizing. Y’all got the man all messed up
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welp
no, Taken he wasnt on drugs. he said he was scared and that my family was giving him the side eye so he left and his mother told him not to go back.
I can’t get with the men, they have the tendency to be kinda cheap. But overall we’re driven,bossy, want things our way ALL THE TIME! And somehow we manage to succeed. We thrive on success but can be lazy without the right motivation. we seem to care what others think about us
and we love family.
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!!! ITA! I think that cheap can be worked with tho.
Everyone I have ran into may be cheap with themselves but will “give” to you. Lebron is wealthy yet when I look at him I see 
..and cap men can be boring lawd they can be but something about them (ALL THAT OTHER GREATNESS) I love! Def care what others think. 
All about family. 
Chile I can write a book on Taurus Men
lawd!
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So can I. My kids father was taurus. Nuts as chit!
all we did was
Afternoon Roses
I may need a lawyer to get in, but if there’s a heaven Im going.
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True story.
I got my own book!
I’m ready to barter.
Peter gonna bring some chit up and I got a deed to counter act it
You ready PETER !!
If you want to enter the pearly gates you must know Jesus
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well then that aint the heaven Im going to!
Im going to the one where they let you smoke cigars down to the bar
The more I lurk, more I miss yall
Hair Lova says:
Chile I can write a book on Taurus Men
lawd!
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So can I. My kids father was taurus. Nuts as chit!
all we did was
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Mines too
and damn near all my exes 
with their cheap azzes …
Hey Chan
how ya been
Cha I thought we was frens on IG already
no for real… I think I thought I knew you through OTB or you put it on here… You don’t see me? My name start with a P (not my real name)
So does CS
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LMAOOOO!!!
User Friendly says:
If you want to enter the pearly gates you must know Jesus
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well then that aint the heaven Im going to!
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The one where I’m going ….. has that natural high buzz where I want have to smoke
since when did Daddy Knowles start looking like Isaac from Love Boat?
The Aquarius men are the ones I’ve had issues with
Im going to the one where they let you smoke cigars down to the bar
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Word!
In my heaven Biggie, My BFF who passed and I are going to be jamming and blowing trees!
I’m a Taurus….I’m a little crazy (so what), stubburn, and get defensive real fast…oh well I am also loyal and dependent. Does the last two make up for the first three?
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I want to use Sandra’s emotes on text messages
I would actually have fun texting if we could
with their cheap azzes …
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Yes lawd. I only know one that wasn’t and that’s my brother. His freaking wife is a Taurus and idk how he does it. she get’s on my last nerves. Their anger is out of this world too.
The one where I’m going ….. has that natural high buzz where I want have to smoke
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oh you mean weed? well then Im definitely going now!
*checks yes on RSVP* beam me up Scotty!
@VDot I didn’ grow up dancing. I mainly stayed in the house and read
< — the old gravie according to OTB
By the time I got to college and everyone was dancing I was already one child left behind 
The worst was when I pledged. They was like all the donk and you can’t dance 
My husband .. he the champ 
He can shut a dance floor down. I will dance a little now if they play Atl music. That’s all tho 
You don’t bee lee me? TUH. Ask the last porty people I went to. Sat through all the Luke and Cupid Shuffle. They put on Tip and that fay Lifestyle boy by my request and I was AYE! 
AYE! 
AYE! 
Husband was like 
THERE SHE GO!! And started thrusting on me
TakenMom often worked 2 jobs and so we had to be in the house, clean, cook do good in school. I wanted a better life so…
Lol Jenie I catch myself looking for certain emotes on my phone. I have to catch myself
The Aquarius men are the ones I’ve had issues with
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I don’t know a damn thing about Aquarius men. We must not get along, because I don’t think I’ve ever talked/dated/friended/nathan an Aquarius man
Taurus men head game is the best I ever had
no like for real….. chile will have ya head gone…. this is why accepted my request the other day….. but I gotta keep it together 
so I keep ignoring that fool when he inbox me ….. I can’t even do it 
I refuse to be gone in the brains at 32 
I have goals!
and black ppl are not giving up superstition for nobody so St. Peter is going to have to make an arrangement for all the other stuff we believe in too. I may need a lawyer to get in, but if there’s a heaven Im going.
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What up Jenie
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Its prolly legit cause I CAINT
In my head tho 
girllll 
USER you a mess
We still in here?
VDot says:
um, I don’t know HOW to put pics up on IG
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Are you going to IG via phone app or using laptop/desktopr?
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@Dot! I figgered it out — well, sort of…I think one pic I posted is all cropped off and shyt. (sigh)
Ion care, I AM the dance floor
:fistbump:
you can download apps for diff emojis. they have one with black ppl too.
The more I lurk, more I miss yall
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*does the blog like a bed sheet*
All that damn writing #Fiswrongwithyew
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:sissy claws your air:
Everybody can’t grow up with a silver plate (she need more than a spoon) FAT GUHL
Some of us got pain :crying1:
They put on Tip and that fay Lifestyle boy by my request and I was AYE!
AYE! 
AYE! 
Husband was like 
THERE SHE GO!! And started thrusting on me
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I swear I wanna see yall in action in person.
OutsidetheBox says:
Libras are the best
. We kind, sweet, and can see both sides of an argument. However they have issues with making a decision and finishing things they start
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my beloved BFF is a Libra. I hate and absolutely love her at the same damn time. uppity bitch.
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My younger bruh is Libra…I think you just hit his head on the nail! Uppity bastid! :curse:
I refuse to be gone in the brains at 32
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Awww Jenie. Live a little
Ain’t nothing wrong with a lil head 
The Aquarius men I’ve dated have been huge liars. I’m talking about lying about stuff you don’t even have to lie about.
The Aquarius men
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*stomach turns just reading it*
Love to buy you. So you can ignore all that other bullchit they do. One of the most narcissistic men in the zodiac! 
bastids. The whole lot of em! /rant
Husband was like THERE SHE GO!! And started thrusting on me
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damnnnn…. Jenie I was toally screwed. My Taurus man couldn’t do chit. I stayed cuz I wubbed him, but inside a girl was dying..
Now my pisces dude….. Babyyyyyyy was on point. Such a piece of chit tho.
We the People of thee SR Tesses use these cats (
) ALL thee time 
Hair Lova says:
with their cheap azzes …
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Yes lawd. I only know one that wasn’t and that’s my brother. His freaking wife is a Taurus and idk how he does it. she get’s on my last nerves. Their anger is out of this world too.
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I have close friend that’s a taurus…. chile you should see her pulling out her coupon books and shyt….. now don’t get me wrong … there is nothing wrong with using coupons…. but when we go out to eat … here the heffa go …. wait girl I got a coupon for that ….
shyt is embarrassing… I be like 
put that shyt away…. why would you come out to eat with me with that shyt….. you shouldn’t be eating out if ya can’t afford the regular price…. 
tis what I say
@Man,
Yes, we are. *In my lady from friday voice*
Do you know Jesus? Have you accepted Him? Cause if you haven’t…….
Her name is BIGGURL spelt backwards on IG
you can download apps for diff emojis. they have one with black ppl too.
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What app is this?
VDot says:
I refuse to be gone in the brains at 32
Ain’t nothing wrong with a lil head
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Awww Jenie. Live a little
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His head is dangerous ….. that shyt will have ya talking crazy and shyt…. been done fawked around and end of pregnant again ….
Nope!!!
I swear I wanna see yall in action in person.
No you don’t! We super ignant 
People be like AYEEEEEE! The Takens here!!! (I had to erase my gubment cause I almost put it on here) 
And if there is some liquor and music *BOOM EXPLOSION HANDS* He finally be like this 
All night long ..And I;mma be like this in the cut 
with somebody that can sit with me talking about something petty like 
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V
#getonmylevelhoe
What in the heyull happened to the whole first half of my comment
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Holy Spirt about to come on the blog
Unshake, fix Man! Get him right!
Donte
hey bew!
I can’t even do it
I refuse to be gone in the brains at 32 
I have goals!
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<—MisTaken: My shoulders too big to box with God. GET.INTO.IT
says:
Why I just got a notification on my phone that said go like Pearl’s first photo on IG??
And I'm worn the hell OUT from posting that picture, too! :whew:
I got real tears. Pearl you checked a box that said “LET THE PEOPLE KNOW I AM HERE!!??????!” Then you shook your butt like porky pus s y EJ?
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I don’t know a damn thing about Aquarius men. We must not get along, because I don’t think I’ve ever talked/dated/friended/nathan an Aquarius man
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They not for you. <–MrsMilly from Color Purple voice.
@Hair…..hey hey hey… We ain’t mean. We just passionate.
at my own self.
@MisTake,
Girl, i feel your pain. I don’t dance either. But I will be a real snazzy wall flower. I just post up and watch ’em hang.
And I dare you to say i ain’t negra…….Im just as Black as Whoopi’s lips.
I think its called Black Emoji
OTB I’m so serious….. have you ever had one so good you be like
…….. stay away homie 
that shyt there is dangerous….
#getonmylevelhoe
*Errbody ain’t able face*
OutsidetheBox says:
I don’t know a damn thing about Aquarius men. We must not get along, because I don’t think I’ve ever talked/dated/friended/nathan an Aquarius man
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They not for you. <–MrsMilly from Color Purple voice.
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I just sent him an email saying I miss him
see what ya’ll made me do :crying1:
Jenie
And y’all ain’t started talm bout virgos yet?
bump y’all too then 
I swear I imagine you as the cute as little girl from Bowen homes who was a nerd and a goody two shoes at the same time
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TWAS ME
Wit the y got black emoji????
DTTS don’t text emotes. This be every text she send me: NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM…. i be like whet????? She call me and say “how the kids?”
The Aquarius men I’ve dated have been huge liars. I’m talking about lying about stuff you don’t even have to lie about.
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*Left hand up, Open palm to God like SEE*
Whoever Sandra messin with now got her
on THURSDAYS too!
bama_n_jersey says:
@Hair…..hey hey hey… We ain’t mean. We just passionate.
at my own self.
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You don’t even believe yourself
Do you know Jesus? Have you accepted Him? Cause if you haven’t…….
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BOFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Jenny
I won’t allow a tasting due to thee fact that EYE already know that ish is Fiyahhhhhh!
Will have me daydreaming and ish
Nah son, you keep them lips/mouth over thataway >>>>>>
FuturedocDonte says:
What in the heyull happened to the whole first half of my comment
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Don’t that make ya mad….. you be all into it too >>>
then you hit submit and 
Pearl said she broke a sweat posting her picture
GOOD JOB :hugs:
SANDRA DONE LEFT MATTHEW UP THERE SO LONG….. I MIGHT BE PREGNANT
Hey y’all
What the topic ill? 
Ion feel like reading through all these comments. Somebody gimme a recap right fass. 
I was just told Sandra gettin ready for the Luda event tonight. Say she goin turn her one out.
>>>>>
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You be gone
OTB I’m so serious….. have you ever had one so good you be like
…….. stay away homie 
that shyt there is dangerous….
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:pookie scratch:
My BFF is dating my ex Taurus brother. When he ask about me, I be like 
but in my mind I KNOW BETTER. I let him do some unsavory things to me. 
<–not really.
When I was with him he was in CONTROL.
I cant do that no more. I learned that aint for me. I was like putty in that nigga hands.
Who tryna get someone by posting sign compatibilities
what happened to my copy and paste
…. 
DTS #381 was a response to your #385 
I just sent him an email saying I miss him
see what ya’ll made me do :crying1:
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Ohhhhh misscelie!
You know he finna come back LIKE WHY YOU PLAY SO MUCH THEN 
jeniefrumdabloc says:
I just sent him an email saying I miss him
see what ya’ll made me do :crying1:
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Keep us updated
Cha
I said I thought you and me was friends already 
on the G….. Don’t know how or why it happened but I was like that must be Cha from SR 
WHO IS I’M FRIENDS WITH????
Who tryna get someone by posting sign compatibilities
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San you know that’s Man’s azz
Jenie cause Taurus men do that damn jedi mind trick ish! Master of manipulation.. I tell yah
User Friendly says:
I think its called Black Emoji
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Thank you!
jeniefrumdabloc says:
I just sent him an email saying I miss him see what ya’ll made me do
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That’s code for “I-want-some-dyck!”
You bout to get plowed this LOOOOOOONG weekend.
An email Jenie?
Who tryna get someone by posting sign compatibilities
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
I don’t know why this tickled me so but BAYBEE
SANDRA DONE LEFT MATTHEW UP THERE SO LONG….. I MIGHT BE PREGNANT
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CHA CHA LAVONNE MONET HENNIQUA says:
SANDRA DONE LEFT MATTHEW UP THERE SO LONG….. I MIGHT BE PREGNANT
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chile
post of the day 
Sorry I meant Outside. I really need to make my screen bigger. They know I ain’t doing chit
CHA CHA LAVONNE MONET HENNIQUA says:
SANDRA DONE LEFT MATTHEW UP THERE SO LONG….. I MIGHT BE PREGNANT
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I think your gravi might have me pregnant
“Im so full right now”
San you know that’s Man’s azz
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I was just told Sandra gettin ready for the Luda event tonight. Say she goin turn her one out.
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Werd.
Alright then!
SummerBaby says:
The Aquarius men I’ve dated have been huge liars. I’m talking about lying about stuff you don’t even have to lie about.
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My people say: that boy will tell a lie when the TRUTH WOULD SOUND BETTER! damned fool!
Hair Lova says:
Jenie cause Taurus men do that damn jedi mind trick ish! Master of manipulation.. I tell yah
________________
The first is Black Emoji LLC who developed an app, titled Black Emoji, that provides over 250 emojis with deep-brown skin in both male and female representations.
These black ideograms reflect common emotions and expressions, along with a few cool additions.
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there is money to be made in this
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
jeniefrumdabloc says:
I just sent him an email saying I miss him see what ya’ll made me do
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That’s code for “I-want-some-dyck!”
You bout to get plowed this LOOOOOOONG weekend.
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So when I just went to IG the first picture that popped up was a lady in a bra and it said “PEARL BRA AND NECKLACE… THE SHIMMER LIFE” and I was like dang Pearl
coming in with a band. It was Bambi from LHHATL 
Who tryna get someone by posting sign compatibilities
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San you know that’s Man’s azz
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San ah make ya dance says:
An email Jenie?
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I refuse to give him my number
I have his though 
Taurus women too
SANDRA DONE LEFT MATTHEW UP THERE SO LONG….. I MIGHT BE PREGNANT
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They know I ain’t doing chit
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You working.
Slam a drawer…
*pause* Suck your teef..THEN hit the keys hardT
That’s how we werk.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
jeniefrumdabloc says:
I just sent him an email saying I miss him see what ya’ll made me do
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That’s code for “I-want-some-dyck!”
You bout to get plowed this LOOOOOOONG weekend.
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“PEARL BRA AND NECKLACE… THE SHIMMER LIFE” and I was like dang Pearl
coming in with a band.
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Who tryna get someone by posting sign compatibilities
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San you know that’s Man’s azz
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See what he did, without even trying.
don’t do it. I tell you I did and got baby virgo, lol
and he was all ‘well okay i’ll see you when i see you!’ that lil dude is aight wit me. :crying1: *frantically starts going through files on desk and checking emails*
Hearts no it’s not
Hey San
Hey San
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And y’all ain’t started talm bout virgos yet?
bump y’all too then 
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How did I miss this shining example of the Virgo mindset
Lawd they so everything 
@JENIE
“I just sent him an email saying I miss him see what ya’ll made me do
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That’s code for “I-want-some-dyck!”
You bout to get plowed this LOOOOOOONG weekend.
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No suh!!!!
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Your weekend:
:blow:
:hunch:
Monday morning:
Hair Lova says:
See what he did, without even trying.
don’t do it. I tell you I did and got baby virgo, lol
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Hair when he responds cause he is going to wait for awhile…. I will ignore from now on
chile ….. 
*Left hand up, Open palm to God like SEE*
The worse bf I ever had. I don’t even count ppl in worsts. He was the absolute worst. I don’t even think of ppl as wastes of time. He was a mutherfukking waste of cotdamn time. *flares nostrils* Two years of bullchit. And Im really really really mad cause I was good to him. I haven’t been “goodT” to many. *sneaky face* But I was good to that bastard and he played me like a brand new fiddle.
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This!! I got played by one & he was super crazy. I was happy when she took him off my hands. I had a real live lunatic on my hands. I’m glad I got away.
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SANDRA DONE LEFT MATTHEW UP THERE SO LONG….. I MIGHT BE PREGNANT
August 28, 2014 at 12:39 pm
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BOL!!
SHUT UP
Go to hell MAN
:crying1: 
Lawd 
OutsidetheBox says:
They know I ain’t doing chit
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You working.
Slam a drawer…
*pause* Suck your teef..THEN hit the keys hardT
That’s how we werk.
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I been on lunch since I got here at 8! lol
Monday morning:
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Your weekend:
:blow:
:hunch:
Monday morning:
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:rofl;
Now that we got the comment of the day we just need a stupidest comment of the day.
We got an early contender but it is too early to call it
*frantically starts going through files on desk and checking emails*
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And now…. we work!
I be feeling like the man when I walk thru..the door knowing I aint did chit all week but I wanna take Friday off too
We got an early contender but it is too early to call it
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Monday morning:
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CRINE
This!! I got played by one & he was super crazy. I was happy when she took him off my hands. I had a real live lunatic on my hands. I’m glad I got away.
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Why yall do that? Be tryin to push a nigga off on some other female and chit?
I holla at Beyonce and she get to tellin me how “cool” and “nice” (code for ugly) her friend Kelly is! WTF?
Hair when he responds cause he is going to wait for awhile…. I will ignore from now on
chile ….. 
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It’s gonna take a while cause he wants you to sweat. “I always knew she wanted the dyke. Been fronting all this time.”
You better cuz once you start back up it’s over. They hard as chit to get rid of.
I am too through with this post
Sandra where are you ….. come up for air please 
But I was good to that bastard and he played me like a brand new fiddle.
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*come sit on my lap Bay Bay* Caresses your hair
down there, tell Spot about it. Let me help you
Hair Lova says:
Hair when he responds cause he is going to wait for awhile…. I will ignore from now on
chile ….. 
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It’s gonna take a while cause he wants you to sweat. “I always knew she wanted the dyke. Been fronting all this time.”
You better cuz once you start back up it’s over. They hard as chit to get rid of.
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You telling me
chile 
you called it 
But I was good to that bastard and he played me like a brand new fiddle.
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*come sit on my lap Bay Bay* Caresses your hair down there , tell Spot about it. Let me help you smooth the pain away
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Walks OTB to V-Dot’s waiting lap.
We got an early contender but it is too early to call it
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Who?
Is it me? 
ION CARE!!
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
jeniefrumdabloc says:
I just sent him an email saying I miss him see what ya’ll made me do
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That’s code for “I-want-some-dyck!”
You bout to get plowed this LOOOOOOONG weekend.
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Oh, Jenie! I fear Man is correct! Welp! Enjoy! Don’t go missing like Auntie though, kay?
I know, I’m telling you I know!!!
This!! I got played by one & he was super crazy. I was happy when she took him off my hands. I had a real live lunatic on my hands. I’m glad I got away.
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So the lunatic..
I was tryna to explain to the police the feeling I had when I was with that aquarius. Like he didn’t try to hit me or anything but I would have this eerie feeling that “harm would come to me” when I was with him. 
I just used to feel “unsafe”! I am a woeman who needs to feel “protected by a king” and I used to be like 
in my spirit. I couldn’t put my hands on it tho..like I couldn’t articulate what exactly made me feel like that. 
I was SO GLAD when he fell into another pu55y tho. 
:ohew:
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The Pearl! says:
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
jeniefrumdabloc says:
I just sent him an email saying I miss him see what ya’ll made me do
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That’s code for “I-want-some-dyck!”
You bout to get plowed this LOOOOOOONG weekend.
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Oh, Jenie! I fear Man is correct! Welp! Enjoy! Don’t go missing like Auntie though, kay?
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I rebuke that lustful spirit
and here come VDot with her horny self.
Pink Box, where you at?
Why yall do that? Be tryin to push a nigga off on some other female and chit?
I holla at Beyonce and she get to tellin me how “cool” and “nice” (code for ugly) her friend Kelly is! WTF?
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LMMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Why yall do that? Be tryin to push a nigga off on some other female and chit?
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So his attention could be elsewhere and you can make a clean break. Like a break away suit.
I rebuke that lustful spirit
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BOL smh
Why yall do that? Be tryin to push a nigga off on some other female and chit?
I holla at Beyonce and she get to tellin me how “cool” and “nice” (code for ugly) her friend Kelly is! WTF?
August 28, 2014 at 12:53 pm
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You just wont Eva let Kelly be great huh?
Hair Lova says:
I know, I’m telling you I know!!!
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I know too
but why I sent that email though 
…… Its ok though ….. I might have to block him again 
<—MisTaken: My shoulders too big to box with God. GET.INTO.IT
says:
So when I just went to IG the first picture that popped up was a lady in a bra and it said “PEARL BRA AND NECKLACE… THE SHIMMER LIFE” and I was like dang Pearl
coming in with a band. It was Bambi from LHHATL 
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DAMMIT, Taken! You just made me dolphin laugh all up here on my GOOT JOB!!! BOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL <<< there I go agane! Behave!!! NUT BYKE!
User Friendly says:
and here come VDot with her horny self.
Pink Box, where you at?
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What the fugg happened in this post?
451 comments?
*come sit on my lap Bay Bay* Caresses your hair down there , tell Spot about it. Let me help you
smooth the pain away 
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I wanna call it but
they will think this font is about them too. 
User Friendly says:
and here come VDot with her horny self.
Pink Box, where you at?
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*come sit on my lap Bay Bay* Caresses your hair down there , tell Spot about it. Let me help you smooth the pain away
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Walks OTB to V-Dot’s waiting lap.
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What the fugg happened in this post?
451 comments?
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That’s what this post was missing!
Dub!! I know you have a story or 8
I rebuke that lustful spirit
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@Hearts~n~Kisses
I know too
but why I sent that email though 
…… Its ok though ….. I might have to block him again 
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Wait…. So that was the stalker??? Ahhhhh hell naw! You should’a led with that! Those negro’s are crazy!! Now if your into crazy love, then proceed. I don’t want to hear about you in somebodies bushes and chit.
Solange’s album sales went up 200%!”
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I never knew she had an album out.
Is blue ivy hair another said Jedi Mind trick?
Are they using blue Ivy struggle hair as a ploy as well?
and here come VDot with her horny self.
Pink Box, where you at?
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@baybay… im pink
@Kdub, I done asked them for a recap already but they nignored me. :rollseyes:
What the fugg happened in this post?
451 comments?
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She left us in here way too long. Left us with Matty and such
VDot says:
“PEARL BRA AND NECKLACE… THE SHIMMER LIFE” and I was like dang Pearl
coming in with a band.
Is she still in here? Did she ever get with Birthday Dack man?
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Dot, I’m still in here…I saw B-day-dack man, but didn’t give him any. He’s a not-shyt Pisces…well, I don’t have anything against Pisces in general, but THIS Pisces? He’s emotionally unavailable, but has feelings for me so he’s all f’d up…comes any time I call (or text, for that matter)…he’s got it bad for me but hates the fact. He’s one who’ll turn that ass out as well, so I keep a safe distance so as not to end up how did Jenie say? F’d in the head at my age (significantly older than 32). He’s trying to see me this long weekend…I’m gonna pray for strengf!
I just sent him an email saying I miss him see what ya’ll made me do
He on his way to the CVS for some rubbas RIGHT NAH.
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That’s code for “I-want-some-dyck!”
You bout to get plowed this LOOOOOOONG weekend.
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Oh, Jenie! I fear Man is correct!
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
+1. He somewhere reading that email like this bish miss me MAYNE
@Man
Why yall do that? Be tryin to push a nigga off on some other female and chit?
I holla at Beyonce and she get to tellin me how “cool” and “nice” (code for ugly) her friend Kelly is! WTF?
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He was really crazy! I would never push him on another woman. If anything his pic needs to be on don’t date him girl. He needs to come w/a warning label.
What the fugg happened in this post?
451 comments?
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Hey @Nancy
How you been, gurl?! :boxing:
We got a contender now Taken!
Hair Lova says:
What the fugg happened in this post?
451 comments?
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She left us in here way too long. Left us with Matty and such
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And Cha Cha think she pregnant by Matthew now
We got an early contender but it is too early to call it
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#noVirgo
Who Dat says:
I just sent him an email saying I miss him see what ya’ll made me do
He on his way to the CVS for some rubbas RIGHT NAH.
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That’s code for “I-want-some-dyck!”
You bout to get plowed this LOOOOOOONG weekend.
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Oh, Jenie! I fear Man is correct!
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
+1. He somewhere reading that email like this bish miss me MAYNE
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I rebuke it !!! Prayer cloth in the wind >>>>>
She left us in here way too long. Left us with Matty and such
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You say folks came up pregnant and all. :crying1:
Say we done got married and created fake divorces
He somewhere reading that email like this bish miss me MAYNE
He on his way to the CVS for some rubbas RIGHT NAH.
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OhMRSTIMEIDIE
@baybay… im pink
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Yall tickle me
Ray Charles could see that the entire “trouble marriage” saga by Camel and Sasha Fierce was to increase ticket sells for that wack ass tour. And Ray Charles is both blind and dead.
The Solange vs. Camel was real. However, Camel and Sasha got some mileage out of it too. ZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!
I rebuke it !!! Prayer cloth in the wind >>>>>
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Bish REbuke ya draws.
You :humping: All the long weekend
Hair Lova says:
I know too
but why I sent that email though 
…… Its ok though ….. I might have to block him again 
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Wait…. So that was the stalker??? Ahhhhh hell naw! You should’a led with that! Those negro’s are crazy!! Now if your into crazy love, then proceed. I don’t want to hear about you in somebodies bushes and chit.
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yes :crying1: chile chile chile !!!
I now know why I said no for so long when I was asked if I want “uppahlip too?” My ish is still stinging and I left the place 30 minutes ago
And I could be a distant cousin of a Whoo from Whooville.
He’s trying to see me this long weekend…
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Score another rose for the home team
Waisting BOL let me walk out this office and phone post…. cause ya’ll got me over rolling for real :lolsign:
VDot says:
We got an early contender but it is too early to call it
Is it me? 
ION CARE!!
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Who?
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Who? is it ME? cuz ION CARE neeva! hmph!
+1. He somewhere reading that email like this bish miss me MAYNE
He on his way to the CVS for some rubbas RIGHT NAH.
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Nucca got the economy pack. :rofl;
for that wack ass tour.
Quit telling those lies tho, that concert was far from wack. Sorry bout it
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OutsidetheBox says:
He’s trying to see me this long weekend…
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Score another rose for the home team
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He on his way to the CVS for some rubbas RIGHT NAH.
AF
Rubbers
lawd them son of a guns came in here in droves to rebuke me with all the evidence that confirmed what I was saying.
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A whole perfect line of ’em
Rubbers even!
:stomps:
My ish is still stinging and I left the place 30 minutes ago
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Nucca got the economy pack
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It’s gonna be a longggg weekend for Jenie.
Fren :crying1: Tip voice: you know what it ihhhhhhh
They winning hands down right now
Pearl and V not you
:bluivyhands: ya’ll flawless
Upstream I see yall had the convo about Taureans. I am a Taurus. And yes Taurus men are the absolute SHIZNIT in the sack. Me and Taurus dude I used to date years ago we almost
each other to death once. I aint lying. 
I ran away while he was in the shower. Was like I’m going to the store :wave: and got in my car and went to DA CRIB.
Sorry bout it
*
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I swear after every comment San make I be like “no shade
” 
I rebuke that lustful spirit
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LOL…okay, girl! Good luck! Keep us posted.
i know she not talmbout me!
#noVirgo
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naw I think she talking about No Joke who was at rehab by mistake
*looks at San*
So @Jenie getting that daddy long stroke
all weekend? :fistbump: 
Y’all still in here with Matty!? Lol. Listen (for Lol who gave birth) period like cramps and pooping means what? Nothing or something? I done googled it, some say braxton hicks some say Pre term labor….doctor has not called me back yet. Worried for a reason or just too damn hype?
And I could be a distant cousin of a Whoo from Whooville.
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Bwahahaha but we are big fans of Cindy Lou Whoo
naw I think she talking about No Joke who was at rehab by mistake
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*shoot em up Cowboy fingers* BOOM!! BINGO :rotfl:
Don’t come in here banging NoJoke. Take your prize like a champ
Hearts~n~Kisses says:
So @Jenie getting that daddy long stroke
all weekend? :fistbump: 
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Man
Let me just sit back 
How your lower back feel Keya? You feel pain/pressure anything there? That is my “tell tale, its almost time” sign. Those cramps sound suspicious. You been eating okay?
If that back is paining tho I would say be on the lookout.
naw I think she talking about No Joke who was at rehab by mistake
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how you gone just go head and call it out though @User
OutsidetheBox says:
I wanna call it but
they will think this font is about them too. 
(Lord, help me continue being shyt on this Thursday before Labor Day, 2014)
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Oh! Thanks OTB
Nucca got the economy pack
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It’s gonna be a longggg weekend for Jenie.
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I swear after every comment San make I be like “no shade
” 
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says a little
for Keya and Julianna 
Yall be NICE
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Aint nothing wrong with that, HA
Was like I’m going to the store :wave: and got in my car and went to DA CRIB.
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LMMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I did this once but not cause I was fukked out 
he was acting shady when I pulled out my tokes. 
I was like ok let me go outside and 
in my car. I lit that bitch up and 
‘d off home. 
Lawdddd lmaoooo Them Taurus men will MAKE you tap out. I used ot lovehate to see his ass coming! 
how you gone just go head and call it out though @User
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She didn’t let the joke breathe at all folk
It was NO JOKE left to get.
UFO somebody need to beam your ass back to your planet :crine:
I’m so excited for her
I want her to get all the way piped down
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I’m so excited for her
I want her to get all the way piped down
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@OTB no back pain. Just in the front. @Nancy thanks. I think I’m freaking myself ou.
Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:
Y’all still in here with Matty!? Lol. Listen (for Lol who gave birth) period like cramps and pooping means what? Nothing or something? I done googled it, some say braxton hicks some say Pre term labor….doctor has not called me back yet. Worried for a reason or just too damn hype?
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How far are you?
Keya sounds like labor to me.
have you been staying hydrated? if the baby gets dry in there it will cause cramping too. drink drink drink.
8/28 is a good bday
not too hot, not too cold and still makign the school cutoff 
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HOLLERS!
…sorry Jenie 
… 
Whewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Who got five on it not going well? 
Someone get an interpreter.. 
@San if by be nice you mean I can’t joke with folks whether they here or like it or not then
(snotty Martin voice) SAWRY not gone be able to dooooo it
Torrei Hart voice: LAY IN COFFIN. KILL YO SELF
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jeniefrumdabloc says:
Hair Lova says:
but why I sent that email though 
…… Its ok though ….. I might have to block him again 
I know too
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Wait…. So that was the stalker??? Ahhhhh hell naw! You should’a led with that! Those negro’s are crazy!! Now if your into crazy love, then proceed. I don’t want to hear about you in somebodies bushes and chit.
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yes :crying1: chile chile chile !!!
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SCREECH-HALT!!!! Um, no stalkers. No-No stalkers. (In my Nikki Minaj voice)
Yall be NICE
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WHO is SHE tawkin tew?!
Let me stop joking for somebody think I am serious. NO JOKE I AM PLAYING WITH YOU :hugs:
Yall and this post done sent Nakeya into dayum labor.
I HATE CHEW!!! All of ya!
drink drink drink.
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Yes get them walls wet. Sex sex sex too. Make her come on down.
@San if by be nice you mean I can’t joke with folks whether they here or like it or not then
(snotty Martin voice) SAWRY not gone be able to dooooo it
Torrei Hart voice: LAY IN COFFIN. KILL YO SELF
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That girl don’ had it HARD
Why did I die when Torrei told her that. She tried to get back with her, but after she said looking like death walking and grim reaper
@hair 33 weeks yesterday @user I hope not!!! I’d like to make it to my shower. Lol. Its next week so any time after that is cool with me. But this shyt hurts. Oh and yes I’ve been drinking, I’ve been drinking. Lol
oh my bad.
I wonder if anyone hit me up to get this extra long weekend dyck….
WHO is SHE tawkin tew?!
you down everyday!? Aint you tired? 
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Nancy why I gotta
jeniefrumdabloc says:
OutsidetheBox says:
@Jenie, THOSE tables turned on me quicker than a muther, didn’t they?
He’s trying to see me this long weekend…
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Score another rose for the home team
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@Dubb
Omg! I’m a font live from the hospital. Lol.
@OTB sex? Man listen….*rethinks* well OK. Lmao
I am finna go home :crying1:
no back pain. Just in the front
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No spotting.
You need to hydrate for sure and calm down. The nerves work against you. Everything is natural.. you have built in receptors and it sounds like your body is getting retty! Second babies tend to come a little faster than planned/ahead of time but quicker. Just stay calm. 
I bet you its prolly anxiety mixed with last trimester “feels”. 
I wonder if anyone hit me up to get this extra long weekend dyck….
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OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
She didn’t let the joke breathe at all folk
It was NO JOKE left to get.
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she got no chill
she was prob the one at the door telling the ‘surance mayne “my mama tole me to tell YEW she not home 
” *slams door in his face and skips byke to her tea porty* her mama peepin out: 
Who Dat says:
Yall and this post done sent Nakeya into dayum labor.
I HATE CHEW!!! All of ya!
I just got here. I had no parts in this here fukkery. 
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Not me!
@man bruh you fishing for coo coo on the blog? Did you ever go on that date from last week or naw?
OutsidetheBox says:
drink drink drink.
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Yes get them walls wet. Sex sex sex too. Make her come on down.
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if your water broke then dont do it. could get an infection like that but if not then
dont stop get it get it.
snotty Martin voice
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Roscoe? Young Roscoe, fren? CRYING LOUDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
@Dubb and her “great escape”
That nigga BUSTED me and poked his head out and was like “oh you DRESSED?” 
Errrrrrum…yeah. Imma just run to the store. LYING. Pure asking this cat do he want anything. KNOWING full WELL I AINT coming back that day. 
NO HELL. I liked him alot too. He just aint have no kids and THAT always ends PRETTY quickly.
Them Taurus men will MAKE you tap out.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
That dude said he was going to take a shower. And I am in there slowwwwlllly gathering my ish. Like tip toein round his room and shat.
Chile
ya’ll is a mess 
Yall and this post done sent Nakeya into dayum labor.
I HATE CHEW!!! All of ya!
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Keya a Virgo tryna have a Virgo baby. She aint slick.
The Pearl! says:
jeniefrumdabloc says:
@Jenie, THOSE tables turned on me quicker than a muther, didn’t they?
OutsidetheBox says:
He’s trying to see me this long weekend…
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Score another rose for the home team
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No spotting. You need to hydrate for sure and calm down. The nerves work against you. Everything is natural.. you have built in receptors and it sounds like your body is getting retty! Second babies tend to come a little faster than planned/ahead of time but quicker. Just stay calm. I bet you its prolly anxiety mixed with last trimester “feels”.
————
Let’s hope so. I’m a nervous wreck. I was NOT like this with my son. Smh. I feel silly. Thanks though.
I’m a font live from the hospital.
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Man, I just don’t care™ says:
I wonder if anyone hit me up to get this extra long weekend dyck….
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I wonder if anyone hit me up to get this extra long weekend dyck….
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
That big bish is prolly in your email box like Nikki Parker.
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :wave:
@MISTAKEN
“Jenie how you throwing the puss at a nucca you just blocked????? He trying to streak it by any means necessary and you told him MISS YOU MUCH #janetjackson
I am finna go home ”
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Yall something.
I wonder if anyone hit me up to get this extra long weekend dyck
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“extra long”
Oh! he referring to the weekend… 
Keya a Virgo tryna have a Virgo baby. She aint slick.
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This baby needs not to be a Virgo! I would love it, but the way my ain’t shyt is set up…..she would end up like her momma. Lord help me.
she was prob the one at the door telling the ‘surance mayne “my mama tole me to tell YEW she not home
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Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@MISTAKEN
Then be callin the police and chit when a nigga be “protecting your home” while you sleep and “investigating the bushes” round your place.
“Jenie how you throwing the puss at a nucca you just blocked????? He trying to streak it by any means necessary and you told him MISS YOU MUCH #janetjackson
I am finna go home ”
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Yall something.
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@IS
Yes USER was the one smart aleck dummy at the window peeking out moving the blinds when mama would be like that’s Mr (……) coming cause the rent home everybody BE QUIET!!! User walk her short tail up to the winda like *opens the blinds all hard* 
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Im waiting on Mayne to check his email. If he fukk up the nummas cause she fat imma kill em!
We bout to be four for four
B over there with the clean lips(please take in that s…lipssssssss). Jenie getting her mind right. 
Pearl bout to drape a nigga with a pearl necklace :woot: and Mayne 
Maybe bout to score one for the big team.
@jenie no not yet. My mind and body playing tricks on me. Ugh
WHO is SHE tawkin tew?!
__
Keya – When are you due? What week you at?
I wonder if anyone hit me up to get this extra long weekend dyck
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“extra long” Oh! he referring to the weekend…
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:sneer: Look, I ain’t eva had no complaint bout my size ma’am.
Anyway, I did have a “hello” from someone I don’t recognize. She wasn’t pretty but she might have “heard” bout a nigga tho…
Let’s hope so. I’m a nervous wreck. I was NOT like this with my son. Smh. I feel silly. Thanks though.
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Ky Ky Ky
keya
My mind and body playing tricks on me.
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You want that baby out, that’s all.
Errrrrrum…yeah. Imma just run to the store. LYING. Pure asking this cat do he want anything. KNOWING full WELL I AINT coming back that day.
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:crying1:
Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:
@jenie no not yet. My mind and body playing tricks on me. Ugh
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Braxton
oh she coming home<<<< I just sung that 
Have you started nesting yet ?
Yall something.
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BOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My fren was just talking about her baby daddy talking bout “one of your screens out”…fren was like but how he know..way back at my bedroom winder..in my backyard..around the house 
@vdot I’m 33 weeks. I was due Oct 15th but I’m having the c-section on the 9th
Jenie Love
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Pure asking this cat do he want anything.
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Then be callin the police and chit when a nigga be “protecting your home” while you sleep and “investigating the bushes” round your place.
Yall something.
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*throws Caramel’s ADT sign at Man’s head*
@OTB
“Then be callin the police and chit when a nigga be “protecting your home” while you sleep and “investigating the bushes” round your place.
Yall something.
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BOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My fren was just talking about her baby daddy talking bout “one of your screens out”…fren was like but how he know..way back at my bedroom winder..in my backyard..around the house
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See, that fren of yours is unappreciative than a muthaphucka! Instead of her saying “thanks, i will replace that screen.” She talkin bout how its in the back and chit!
Lemme guess, she then called the police too?
@jenie if you mean nesting like putting everything together and cleaning like its going out of style then yes. Sleeping more too. Tired as shyt these days.
BOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My fren was just talking about her baby daddy talking bout “one of your screens out”…fren was like but how he know..way back at my bedroom winder..in my backyard..around the house 
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Stalkers man,he was stalking that bedroom too. Not other room, but that one
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he like to call it “scorpio”
Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:
@vdot I’m 33 weeks. I was due Oct 15th but I’m having the c-section on the 9th
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Hey Preggo
Your 33 weeks but not due till Oct 15th? Am I missing sumthin?
BOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My fren was just talking about her baby daddy talking bout “one of your screens out”…fren was like but how he know..way back at my bedroom winder..in my backyard..around the house 
————-
jeniefrumdabloc says:
wait Keya in Labor Go Keya Go Keya
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Anyway, I did have a “hello” from someone I don’t recognize. She wasn’t pretty but she might have “heard” bout a nigga tho…
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I cant even breeve. :crying1:
Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:
@jenie if you mean nesting like putting everything together and cleaning like its going out of style then yes. Sleeping more too. Tired as shyt these days.
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Oh she ready
want be long now…..
*throws Caramel’s ADT sign at Man’s head*
Omg I’m dying
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*died 14 times* yo she said old boy from freaking Walmart with the pampers and gun stole her sign!!!
PhatCakes
You graced us!
oscoe? Young Roscoe, fren?
YES!!! I couldn’t not think of his name :fast head shake: SAWRY NOT GONE BE ABLE TODOOO IT
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@Man you know what bruh… long weekend dack? I am THROUGH WITH YOU :crying1:
yo inbox still empty?
*throws Caramel’s ADT sign at Man’s head*
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That sh@t was classic!
if you mean nesting like putting everything together and cleaning like its going out of style then yes. Sleeping more too. Tired as shyt these days.
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Yeah it’s almost time. Def sooner than later!
Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:
@vdot I’m 33 weeks. I was due Oct 15th but I’m having the c-section on the 9th
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*looks at the calendar* ummm, yeah October nothing. JuJuBe said she’ll be here before then. babygirl wants a login.
did they tell you how much she weighs already?
she may be ripe by now.
*throws Caramel’s ADT sign at Man’s head*
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Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection
says:
jeniefrumdabloc says:
uh, Jenie…. 
you think you might wanna sit this one out? you memba what happened the last time you “helped” your neighbor who was in labor…. 
wait Keya in Labor Go Keya Go Keya
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Chile the caster oil
that was a mess chile …. had the baby in the ambulance in the parking lot…. the ambulance couldn’t even pull off 
that was mess…. my face>>> 
oh shyt >>>> 
Well @Man? Is she in your email? The big ghul?
She want you to come give her 4 minutes of pleasure twice for a total of 8 minutes…on Sat AND Sunday?
We want deets sir.
@jenie if you mean nesting like putting everything together and cleaning like its going out of style then yes. Sleeping more too. Tired as shyt these days.
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@ky my c section is the 9th of October. But 33 weeks is right.
OTB Caramel said hey
She is doing well. In school and everything. She said her new job is 
so she can’t lurk nor post :wails:
way back at my bedroom winder..in my backyard..around the house
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WHO’S THAT PEEKING IN MY WINDOW?!?!
No one now 
OutsidetheBox says:
PhatCakes
You graced us!
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Hey mami
See, that fren of yours is unappreciative than a muthaphucka! Instead of her saying “thanks, i will replace that screen.” She talkin bout how its in the back and chit!
Lemme guess, she then called the police too?
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She was like
Hrm. She thought about it long enough..realized he was right and then started worrying 
that he might’ve been back there when she was in there..with her FUKKING BF 
Anyway, I did have a “hello” from someone I don’t recognize. She wasn’t pretty but she might have “heard” bout a nigga tho…
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I missed this.
What could she have POSSIBLY heard? That she MIGHT get half of a 2 for dayum TWENNY? Or that she might get 5 minutes of funk?
What the fawk she hear’ed << how they say it in country… boutchu?
:sneer: Look, I ain’t eva had no complaint bout my size ma’am.
Anyway, I did have a “hello” from someone I don’t recognize. She wasn’t pretty but she might have “heard” bout a nigga tho…
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@Man got a potential blog stalker yall!
@user NO! This jinky ass doctor did not. Talking bout they don’t know. The fugg? Well where is the ultra sound machine!? Let’s look. I don’t care for this doctor….I mean, thank god I have insurance but ugh.
yo inbox still empty?
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her inbox gone still be empty too if she waiting on some long dyck from Man.
did they tell you how much she weighs already?
she may be ripe by now.
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I don’t believe what they say. I was in the hospital and the girl gonna tell me 6 something. That baby was 8Llbs 10 ounces
OTB Caramel said hey
She is doing well. In school and everything. She said her new job is 
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yo inbox still empty?
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You said his rubbers empty :crying1:
my face>>>
oh shyt >>>> 
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I am fukking cryinggggggg
@taken so she not gonna speak to the rest of us!? Rude ass
So I guess Sandra just said “to hell with us”
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She over at the hair salon getting her freeze curls all the way together for the bowling party. She is planning on ALL DE WAY stuntin on niggas if she invited folks, including readers out ya dig?
OR she could have a date too this weekend and might be at the spa getting her pink box together (waxed).
Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:
@user NO! This jinky ass doctor did not. Talking bout they don’t know. The fugg? Well where is the ultra sound machine!? Let’s look. I don’t care for this doctor….I mean, thank god I have insurance but ugh.
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what kinda doctor….
lawd you down there at the pain clinic bodega on accident too? 
lawd
Cakes!
Cakes!
Cakes!
Cakes!
Hey Preggo
Your 33 weeks but not due till Oct 15th? Am I missing sumthin?
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OR she could have a date too this weekend and might be at the spa getting her pink box together (waxed).
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KYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY CAKES
@user girl no! Lol Lol.
Well hello there, Ms. Drew!
I bet she rocks a 70?s porn busch
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She got a ‘Nessa Del Rio going on?
OTB Caramel said hey
She is doing well. In school and everything. She said her new job is 
so she can’t lurk nor post :wails:
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I bet Cara a Libra.
That’s what she get tryna be upper middle class Black! Shouldve got a trill job! Instead of a REAL job! 
how you cant even lurk on your phone folk
This some Hunger Games reality type chit. 
I MISS YOU KENYA! 
OR she could have a date too this weekend and might be at the spa getting her pink box together (waxed).
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Awwwwww thats right Luda Day weekend…..:think:
Hey Preggo
Your 33 weeks but not due till Oct 15th? Am I missing sumthin?
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She got a ‘Nessa Del Rio going on?
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That bish could suck some dack :blow:
DAMN!!
Sandra done left y’all in here for 
or what 
She must be ‘pampering’ herself
Y’all roses & your inbox messages just had me logging into FB
to see if I had any I overlooked 
Shouldve got a trill job! Instead of a REAL job!
how you cant even lurk on your phone folk
This some Hunger Games reality type chit. 
I MISS YOU KENYA! 
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What the fawk she hear’ed
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WHEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
I’m watching a video on PCP in DC and OMG …. THE first minute of the video got me like
what the entire fawks 
Hair Lova says:
Hey Preggo
don’t do Keya like that… she aint got Phaedra’s doctor nih!
Your 33 weeks but not due till Oct 15th? Am I missing sumthin?
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Forgot all about that ish…I ain’t trying to do Keya any kind of way, just curious…
You know I wub you, KeKe
Chile the caster oil
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Jenie!
i got tears…. :crying1: 
@Taken…
You talk to the Miss Above the medium income for Baldwin County Alabama?
Is she…….normal? (why I say that like Forrest Gump did when he asked Jennie about his his son)
Y’all roses & your inbox messages just had me logging into FB
to see if I had any I overlooked 
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I been mean muggin my phone
Rude ass
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Hey…. Where is Kenyamel?
OTB Caramel said hey
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hey Caramel!
(we talmbout signs, what’s yours?) 
That’s what she get tryna be upper middle class Black! Shouldve got a trill job! Instead of a REAL job!
This some Hunger Games reality type chit. 
I MISS YOU KENYA! 
how you cant even lurk on your phone folk
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Key about to get a damn black eye.
Lol just kidding. But the count is right. Shyt why lie to y’all? Might as well tell the truth cuz y’all don’t forget shyt
pain clinic bodega
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Baldwin County Alabama?
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jeniefrumdabloc says:
I’m watching a video on PCP in DC and OMG …. THE first minute of the video got me like what the entire fawks
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Drugs, Inc.? girl that show crazy! the man with his intestines hanging out
I dont EVAH want to be that high.
User Friendly says:
jeniefrumdabloc says:
I’m watching a video on PCP in DC and OMG …. THE first minute of the video got me like what the entire fawks
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Drugs, Inc.? girl that show crazy! the man with his intestines hanging out
I dont EVAH want to be that high.
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Chile lawd
and was walking around but booty 
@Dubb she has lived OK? She is above average.
@OTB I did like her though. Lmao but some days….
Ya’ll finna get off Care *punches the air like Cuba Gooding off Boyz in the Hood*
No via text and phone. Hadn’t in a few months so I reached out. She was perfectly imperfect when we communicated.
all the way together for the bowling party
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:crying1: please stop typin
Shyt why lie to y’all? Might as well tell the truth cuz y’all don’t forget shyt
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especially Nancy with her Inch High Private Eye self.
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I was gonna do that hand of solidarity they do in the Games but I didn’t want yall to know I love them movies/books
*raises hand slightly with three pressed fingers*
She must be ‘pampering’ herself
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not sure why this made me holler!
but it did!
You talk to the Miss Above the medium income for Baldwin County Alabama?
Is she…….normal? (why I say that like Forrest Gump did when he asked Jennie about his his son)
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but I didn’t want yall to know I love them movies/books
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Own the DVDs. Cant wait for next installment
I been mean muggin my phone
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BOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Gelly
*punches the air like Cuba Gooding off Boyz in the Hood*
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Whewwww
best air fight scene in HISTORY!
Chile the caster oil that was a mess chile …. had the baby in the ambulance in the parking lot…. the ambulance couldn’t even pull off that was mess…. my face>>> oh shyt >>>>
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Aight Jenie :stop: rewind and tell the whole story, from the baganan
especially Nancy with her Inch High Private Eye self.
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bish we the same height! (aint forgot
) 
(matterfact voice)
she is working on her fit, mani/pedi ETC! 
SR just called and said
SHe say she finna be sharB
Rewind and tell the whole story, from the baganan
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Own the DVDs. Cant wait for next installment
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Us always sit with us.
Random thought: Tameka looks just like Mama Dee. Watch the show again and tell me I’m lying. The end.
pain clinic bodega
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And this is why much as I try… try as I might… i will always be petty
OutsidetheBox says:
*punches the air like Cuba Gooding off Boyz in the Hood*
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Whewwww
best air fight scene in HISTORY!
YES!!!!
I fell for him, then RICKY OF COURSE :rollseyes:
Sandra must have went home to change her clothes like my baby daddy did. she be right back
Yall wanna see my new ADT sign?
OutsidetheBox says:
*punches the air like Cuba Gooding off Boyz in the Hood*
best air fight scene in HISTORY!
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Whewwww
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Emotional ninjas got that good fawking….
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*face my stepdaddy used to make when my mama made it home*
Oh NO you deserve
And V. what kinda handle in thee pocketbook gravi you got going?!
SR just called and said
she is working on her fit, mani/pedi ETC! 
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ASK HER ABOUT HER BUSCH GARDENS!!!! I got $5 say she rocking the ‘Nessa
User Friendly says:
Sandra must have went home to change her clothes like my baby daddy did. she be right back
Donte my homegirl was tired of being pregnant …. I told her to take some caster oil….. A couple hours later… I look out the window…. fire trucks ambulance and everything out there
I go outside to see what’s going on and saw her brother…. I said Gram what’s going on… he said she in labor…. all I know is she was on the toilet shyting and next thing you know she was screaming…. by this time they was willing her out on the stretcher … chile my face >>>> 
they put her up in the ambulance and she gave right there….. right there….. I was like oh shyt 
Jennay gravi
Hell she said she wanted to have the baby
but gawd it came quick chile 
VDot says:
SR just called and said
she is working on her fit, mani/pedi ETC! 
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ASK HER ABOUT HER BUSCH GARDENS!!!! I got $5 say she rocking the ‘Nessa
And V. what kinda handle in thee pocketbook gravi you got going?!
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That’s my other bish. Rihanna. With her rude gal sexy azz
Oh NO you deserve
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Helllo
*grabs the back of your head and pulls you closer*
that wasn’t for you. It was what I had to “say” about the topic at hand. *giggle* and fix your hair
<<<<—- me on the phone with my homegirl ….. girl get the caster oil ..
bbl…. appointment 8-|
Sandra must have went home to change her clothes like my baby daddy did. she be right back
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saw her brother…. I said Gram what’s going on
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WHAT he do for a living?
ASK HER ABOUT HER BUSCH GARDENS!!!! I got $5 say she rocking the ‘Nessa
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This why she wont font with us
TEamTHIS
He responded
that was quicker than what I thought…. he said he miss me too…. ok that’s the end of that 
ChanStillAintShyt says:
Yall wanna see my new ADT sign?
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tried to make the nerd symbol like on on IM
CHEDDUP and bring back some Snick Snacks!
Jenie
I bet your azz was like 
“ion know what she did but ain tell her to do it 
Hell she said she wanted to have the baby
but gawd it came quick chile 
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Roses been #helpful. We woke up like this
GellySammich says:
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WHO IS THAT MAN IN JENI’S GRAVI? He been on all the memes. Funny as chit
ok that’s the end of that
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For you. Not him.
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
saw her brother…. I said Gram what’s going on
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WHAT he do for a living?
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He was my weed man
God rest his soul 
but his name was Teddy and we use to call him teddy gram … or gram 
He responded that was quicker than what I thought…. he said he miss me too…. ok that’s the end of that
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best air fight scene in HISTORY!
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Better than Erika P’s in VIP?
jeniefrumdabloc says:
He responded
that was quicker than what I thought…. he said he miss me too…. ok that’s the end of that
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Now tell him you want some
and D!ck! 
YEW replied
HEE replied byke
NEXT UP!
Monday morn
(wasn’t me face)
Sandra must have went home to change her clothes like my baby daddy did. she be right back
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VDot says:
WHO IS THAT MAN IN JENI’S GRAVI? He been on all the memes. Funny as chit
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I’ve only seen TWO with him in it.
The one about the foodstamps. The other about the substitute teacher.
I die EVERYTIME. LOL
VDot says:
WHO IS THAT MAN IN JENI’S GRAVI? He been on all the memes. Funny as chit
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Did you see the one with the photo shopped braids…. talking bout how females look when they take their sew in out and can’t get in touch with the hairstylist
I think he is the only black supporter for the cop in Ferguson
*face my stepdaddy used to make when my mama made it home*
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*Someone stole it* welldamn.
they put her up in the ambulance and she gave right there….. right there….. I was like oh shyt
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RIP Gram
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Text him
You KNOW you miss it AND you KNOW you Wan it
jeniefrumdabloc says:
Donte my homegirl was tired of being pregnant …. I told her to take some caster oil….. A couple hours later… I look out the window…. fire trucks ambulance and everything out there
I go outside to see what’s going on and saw her brother…. I said Gram what’s going on… he said she in labor…. all I know is she was on the toilet shyting and next thing you know she was screaming…. by this time they was willing her out on the stretcher … chile my face >>>> 
they put her up in the ambulance and she gave right there….. right there….. I was like oh shyt 
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I cannot breathhhhhhhhhh
VDot says:
jeniefrumdabloc says:
that was quicker than what I thought…. he said he miss me too…. ok that’s the end of that
and D!ck!
He responded
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Now tell him you want some
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Ok, we almost at 700 comments! Now I’m worried bout Sandra. Exactly what she wearing tonight that she leave us this long to get ready?
VDot says:
jeniefrumdabloc says:
that was quicker than what I thought…. he said he miss me too…. ok that’s the end of that
and D!ck! 
He responded
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Now tell him you want some
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Jenie got more cobwebs in her Narnia than I do….
I went to lunch for 1 hr and 8 minutes and we still in here
she be right back
He no be right back 
” 
Thank you father for deliverance. My daddy still be asking behind my mama telling me don’t tell nobody else. :eyeroll: Fool I wont. Not even my mama. 
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Crineeeee. I said it in a baby voice too. :crying1: A toddler voice..My mama called the popo on my daddy one time..my daddy used to be a mean man (VIRGO)..but when the popo came to take him away my brother, 3yrs my senior, stood in the blinds looking hardT and said, “Pop gone now.
just called and said she is working on her fit, mani/pedi ETC!
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She dress like Mannie Fresh though…
Where @Chan come from
HEY CHANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
OutsidetheBox says:
ok that’s the end of that
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For you. Not him.
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I know I know Lord
I think he is the only black supporter for the cop in Ferguson
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Is he really? If so, that makes it even funnier!
Man I saw the photoshopped braids last night and threw my phone. I hate people
WHO IS THAT MAN IN JENI’S GRAVI? He been on all the memes.
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Steven Hill
Before and after Bey was on the VMA’s
@JENNIE
He responded that was quicker than what I thought…. he said he miss me too…. ok that’s the end of that
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How wet is yo’ puzzy?
Be honest!
Roses been #helpful. We woke up like this
It’s like this Blog is Purrfect! Like the BlogVirgos of all Blawgs *hands around world gesture*
jeniefrumdabloc says:
that was quicker than what I thought…. he said he miss me too…. ok that’s the end of that
He responded
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He was waitin, patiently
Hey Dub! How you boo?
<<<<—- me on the phone with my homegirl ….. girl get the caster oil ..
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:crying1: i gotta tinkle…
She dress like Mannie Fresh though…
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KAJefhn;koqewjrn08-[5;j /
TAKE HER KEYBOARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yCakes says:
VDot says:
that was quicker than what I thought…. he said he miss me too…. ok that’s the end of that
and D!ck! 
jeniefrumdabloc says:
He responded
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Now tell him you want some
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Jenie got more cobwebs in her Narnia than I do….
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:crying1: chile
BOL 
Ky yeen lying !!!
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@JENNIE
He responded that was quicker than what I thought…. he said he miss me too…. ok that’s the end of that
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How wet is yo’ puzzy?
Be honest!
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I forgot how direct and to the point your ass was….
what nih?
she wouldn’t hafta be nervous if her ass wasn’t always doing something to get in trouble
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Hair Lova says:
jeniefrumdabloc says:
that was quicker than what I thought…. he said he miss me too…. ok that’s the end of that
He responded
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He was waitin, patiently
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He waiting for me to say something else…
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She is of the Resting Bitch Face order of Real Queens.
He just used to be afeared of her ass. 
We be in there keekeeing playing lIfe, Nintendo, whatnot..he prolly posed to be working on the car or fixinf the washing’sheen or something but he in there fukking round with us and here come mama been teaching other folks hard headed chirren all day 
and you in here playing with them oh hail nah 
ChanStillAintShyt says:
*Someone stole it* welldamn.
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Remember Chan and Caramel were lovers and chit.
Something happened and they broke up 
Was it because of WalMart Guy?
bbl…. appointment 8-|
tried to make the nerd symbol like on on IM
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oh, cause i was like
the fugg?! she found a “big shoulder” emoji? 
Man go head on
My daddy still be asking behind my mama telling me don’t tell nobody else. :eyeroll: Fool I wont. Not even my mama.
My momma love her SIL but she 
Him and my daddy out that day.
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You better deliver your daddy messages.
Mine did it to Mr. Time. Tell your MIL blah blah blah. This fool told her
Mr. Time still don’t fvck with my dad off that and that alone
She dress like Mannie Fresh though…
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@JENIE
U SERIOUSLY ain’t goin give that nigga no puzzy tho?
Back that thang up
Jenie got more cobwebs in her Narnia than I do….
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Did you see the one with the photo shopped braids…. talking bout how females look when they take their sew in out and can’t get in touch with the hairstylist
I think he is the only black supporter for the cop in Ferguson
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THE THREE BRAIDS ONE. I LAUGHED FOR HOURS. Sent it to mannie mannie people
:rol:
Logs in from work computer to see 735 posts…
Exactly what she wearing tonight that she leave us this long to get ready?
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Jeans with alot of starch (that comment got @Pryn her first banning EVER), a forest green Polo shirt, and some beef and broccoli Tims. Maybe some Wallabees
She dress like Mannie Fresh though
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:crying1:
VDot says:
Jenie got more cobwebs in her Narnia than I do….
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She ain’t gon’ do it
My gravie is cracking me the fawk up for real
I is goodt @Chan
Tellem Ky
want happen ….
He waiting for me to say something else…
Chiddddd, that cat
getting his good sheets Ready! putting his purrfect fit in the cleaners 
ETC!
He gone let you know he’en Nathan but ONE phone call Away
Watch, by COB he’ll tess byke
Who Dat says:
some beef and broccoli Tims
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:crying1:
Lordt, it’s been sooooo long since Dubb needed to go to the
He waiting for me to say something else…
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Like this
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True chit.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Ok, we almost at 700 comments! Now I’m worried bout Sandra. Exactly what she wearing tonight that she leave us this long to get ready
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mint condition LV fanny pack and something bedazzled by one of those entre-po-niggas she used to feature on the blog.
one of yall need to get down there and get the 4-1-1
Jeans with alot of starch (that comment got @Pryn her first banning EVER), a forest green Polo shirt, and some beef and broccoli Tims. Maybe some Wallabees
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I seriously gotta put my head down on my desk and laugh
Matter of fact Ima take a walk.
Sandra must have went home to change her clothes like my baby daddy did. she be right back
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You see my diddy? *peers through the winda with User*
Okay bye
jeniefrumdabloc says:
Tellem Ky
want happen ….
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I’m already knowin’…..
We got the disease that makes you catch feelings over some pole….
Chan
That’s why I think she should get pipped down one good time. Do it for the Labor Day!
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Do it for the Blog
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@JENIE
U SERIOUSLY ain’t goin give that nigga no puzzy tho?
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Seriously
nope ! He will be ok…. but ya’ll roses got me thinking bout his cute azz though for real…. Long as I don’t see him in person I can hold out …
She ain’t gon’ do it
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ION know. I see she aint answer Man…..She thanking about it. Entertaining the thought
Better than Erika P’s in VIP?
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My gravie is cracking me the fawk up for real
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Tha’s him checkin to see if his phone is working.
Hello??
RIP Gram
He blazing with Pac in the sky is all I read 
@JENIE
That nigga need to do a lawsuit FOR REAL!
Yall saw the one talkin bout “When she give you her number at the club and you call and the phone ain’t ringing.”
BRUH! That’s EXACTLY how a nigga be lookin too!
(why yall do that chit tho?)
KyCakes says:
jeniefrumdabloc says:
want happen ….
Tellem Ky
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I’m already knowin’…..
We got the disease that makes you catch feelings over some pole….
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Chile chile chile ….. and the way that fool tongue operates ….. I just might turn into a fool
some beef and broccoli Tims. Maybe some Wallabees
jeniefrumdabloc says:
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
nope ! He will be ok…. but ya’ll roses got me thinking bout his cute azz though for real…. Long as I don’t see him in person I can hold out …
@JENIE
U SERIOUSLY ain’t goin give that nigga no puzzy tho?
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Seriously
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Ooh….
You NEVA should have put THAT out in the universe….Now this ninja gonna smoove drive by the crib or some such happy horse shit…..
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@JENIE
U SERIOUSLY ain’t goin give that nigga no puzzy tho?
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Seriously nope ! He will be ok…. but ya’ll roses got me thinking bout his cute azz though for real…. Long as I don’t see him in person I can hold out …
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He’s gonna ask you to send him a pic next
Nevamind….Jenie getting dycked down this weekend…
If you’re fanning yourself and having flashbacks? You getting fukked…
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@JENIE
That nigga need to do a lawsuit FOR REAL!
Yall saw the one talkin bout “When she give you her number at the club and you call and the phone ain’t ringing.”
BRUH! That’s EXACTLY how a nigga be lookin too!
(why yall do that chit tho?)
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Do what … I told him I miss him and I do…. he responded back miss you too
the end
one of yall need to get down there and get the 4-1-1
*strraightens UP*
Okay, SLIMM GOODY, EYE know we clowned your deep electric sayings and thangs, BUT we need
you to go check on SR. Now Get!
Act like she your woman, and ride down on her!
Grab her up, and Put her in the car! 
THAT might make her feel a certain way hmmmmm
#tobeornottobepinkboxing 
KyCakes says:
Nevamind….Jenie getting dycked down this weekend…
If you’re fanning yourself and having flashbacks? You getting fukked…
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Not you too
User Friendly says:
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Ok, we almost at 700 comments! Now I’m worried bout Sandra. Exactly what she wearing tonight that she leave us this long to get ready
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mint condition LV fanny pack and something bedazzled by one of those entre-po-niggas she used to feature on the blog.
one of yall need to get down there and get the 4-1-1
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Jeans with alot of starch (that comment got @Pryn her first banning EVER), a forest green Polo shirt, and some beef and broccoli Tims. Maybe some Wallabees
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I can’t
What’s good @DTTS
Man sometimes we be in a nice giving mood and chit. Go ahead and give him the number then his ass be like I’m gon call you right now to make sure it’s real.
you just fukked it all up. Y’all talk yaselves out of pannies all the time.
You better deliver your daddy messages.
Mine did it to Mr. Time. Tell your MIL blah blah blah. This fool told her
Mr. Time still don’t fvck with my dad off that and that alone
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Bwahahahahahahaha
Your hubby fell for that chit! Everybody knows you don’t tell your mama! Your daddy been going 30yrs and he finally found a sap sucker. 
:crying1:
So why did my mom just call me with this stupid shyt about my brothers child other family. They are trying me. I don’t play about my momma. The child momma is a trifling hooker ass stripper, who was leaving this kid with anybody. The great grand mom collecting a check for the kid so now she want her back. Bytch bye. Y’all was the same ones sending her to my moms with no freaking panties nor tooth brush. Worthless bytches.the mom, her mom and the great grand mom. A bunch of worthless wide loose chooch whores.
@JENIE
Why even torture ur lady parts like that? Go on and let her have some fun! :fistbump:
She just sittin there lonely and bored and chit!
jeniefrumdabloc says:
KyCakes says:
Nevamind….Jenie getting dycked down this weekend…
If you’re fanning yourself and having flashbacks? You getting fukked…
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Not you too
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Listen. I’m the staunchest of supporters, but you doing too much…
I’ve been there, done that, got the too small t-shirt….
Right now, you’re crossing your legs in your office chair and changing positions; sitting on the corner of the chair, then scooting to the middle in a futile attempt to turn down the heat….
Go get some fruit….
@Gelly
just checking on you Shug… between them eyes rolling and that tongue hanging out in your gravi i aint knowed what was goings on 
I dont know if I am mad at the fact that yall KNOW wtf beef and broccoli TIMS EVEN ILL… OR the fact that NOBODY said uhhhuhhh no she DONT be wearing that. Dont be saying that
Yall know I am RIGHT. I cant get no righter. << Chris Tucker Money Talks.
Long as I don’t see him in person I can hold out …
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Which one of his ‘spots’ yall gone ride past this weekend? 
SEW!
His Moms?
Barbershop?
His cousins?
Well?
The people wanna know
Jeans with alot of starch (that comment got @Pryn her first banning EVER), a forest green Polo shirt, and some beef and broccoli Tims. Maybe some Wallabees
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I AM GONE TO GLORY *hangs ebola warning sign*
THIS BISH SAID WALLABEES!!!! I had to go outside so I could laugh how I really wanted to
Damn we almost 800 comments in
mint condition LV fanny pack and something bedazzled by one of those entre-po-niggas she used to feature on the blog.
one of yall need to get down there and get the 4-1-1
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I am weak weak diabetic with no sugar WEAK at mint condition Louis. :crying1:
Or he walks to his car
with no freaking panties nor tooth brush
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you mean no extras or just none on at all? :smh: terrible, just terrible. dont let them ppl stress you out and make Juicy Fruit get here too early.
Lawd I aint heard sap suckered in forever and a day.
She is of the Resting Bitch Face order of Real Queens. He just used to be afeared of her ass.
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nothing to see here folks… keep up the good work Ma!
DTS neither
Go get some fruit….
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I cant get no righter. << Chris Tucker Money Talks.
The part where Sheen is trying to talk Ebonics
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@JENIE
Why even torture ur lady parts like that? Go on and let her have some fun! :fistbump:
She just sittin there lonely and bored and chit!
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The devil
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@JENIE
Why even torture ur lady parts like that? Go on and let her have some fun!
She just sittin there lonely and bored and chit!
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Jenie coochie like
sitting at work clinching her legs together all hard.
I know that feeling.
That nigga need to do a lawsuit FOR REAL!
Yall saw the one talkin bout “When she give you her number at the club and you call and the phone ain’t ringing.”
BRUH! That’s EXACTLY how a nigga be lookin too!
(why yall do that chit tho?)
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I got hot ass tears
We too nice to you bastids
entre-po-niggas she used to feature on the blog.
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She got them Luis steel toe boots on? That’s why we got two posts on the
dlbrutha?!KyCakes says:
jeniefrumdabloc says:
KyCakes says:
Nevamind….Jenie getting dycked down this weekend…
If you’re fanning yourself and having flashbacks? You getting fukked…
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Not you too
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Listen. I’m the staunchest of supporters, but you doing too much…
I’ve been there, done that, got the too small t-shirt….
Right now, you’re crossing your legs in your office chair and changing positions; sitting on the corner of the chair, then scooting to the middle in a futile attempt to turn down the heat….
Go get some fruit….
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*hangs ebola warning sign*
Jeans with alot of starch (that comment got @Pryn her first banning EVER), a forest green Polo shirt, and some beef and broccoli Tims. Maybe some Wallabees
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Back that thang up
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you get outta here with that smut!
on the blog tuhday! 
aint gone be no porkussy
Man sometimes we be in a nice giving mood and chit. Go ahead and give him the number then his ass be like I’m gon call you right now to make sure it’s real.
you just fukked it all up. Y’all talk yaselves out of pannies all the time.
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TEAMTHIS
Texting you tombout oh juss checking.. 
:delete:
Right now, you’re crossing your legs in your office chair and changing positions; sitting on the corner of the chair, then scooting to the middle in a futile attempt to turn down the heat….
Go get some fruit….
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Jenie coochie like
sitting at work clinching her legs together all hard.
I know that feeling.
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So did I. Two long long longggg years. Never again
GOT MY APPOINTMENT :wave: PATERNITY TEST…LIL MATHANIELSON SOBLACK KNOWLES GON KNOW HIS DADDY…ONE OF THE STIPULATIONS IM PUTTING IN THERE IS HE GON KNOW HIS SISTERS AND BLUE AZZ TOO…FCK THEM OTHA HOES…THEY DONT KNOW HOW TO GET IT
@user all I read was juicy fruit and died. But girl not one freaking pair. Just dirty scum bags. If you wanna be a hole in the wall stripper cool. But do right by your kid. This bytch not even smart enough to go to Onyx or a known place. Stupid ass. If I see her after I have lil juicy fruit, I’m a Molly whop her simple ass.
@user all I read was juicy fruit and died. But girl not one freaking pair. Just dirty scum bags. If you wanna be a hole in the wall stripper cool. But do right by your kid. This bytch not even smart enough to go to Onyx or a known place. Stupid ass. If I see her after I have lil juicy fruit, I’m a Molly whop her simple ass.
VDot says:
entre-po-niggas she used to feature on the blog.
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She got them Luis steel toe boots on? That’s why we got two posts on the brutha?!
<<< My azz bout to call him
Worthless bytches.the mom, her mom and the great grand mom. A bunch of worthless wide loose chooch whores.
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Wooooooosahhhhhhhhhh
The READ! Oh boy its def a girl! 
She got them Luis steel toe boots on? That’s why we got two posts on the dl brutha?!
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I cannot!
I dont know if I am mad at the fact that yall KNOW wtf beef and broccoli TIMS EVEN ILL… OR the fact that NOBODY said uhhhuhhh no she DONT be wearing that. Dont be saying that
Yall know I am RIGHT. I cant get no righter. << Chris Tucker Money Talks.
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All your skinfolk your kinfolk.
You know we know. 
And we know she rocks em. HardT. 
Just Kidding
“entre-po-niggas”
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I’m such a weirdo. I think I could go without sex for the rest of my life and be just fine.
Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection
says:
Back that thang up
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you get outta here with that smut!
on the blog tuhday! 
aint gone be no porkussy
That was in light of Mannie Fresh
please somebody get a pic with her in them Lifestyle Lugz.
@OTB
“That nigga need to do a lawsuit FOR REAL!
Yall saw the one talkin bout “When she give you her number at the club and you call and the phone ain’t ringing.”
BRUH! That’s EXACTLY how a nigga be lookin too!
(why yall do that chit tho?)
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I got hot ass tears We too nice to you bastids”
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“Oh, I’m tipsy, I musta gave you the wrong number…”
then get to lyin some mo’ talkin bout how your phone don’t really work. And how the phone company don’t like for people to call. Or your baby daddy pay the bill so it’s best if I don’t call.
But WE the liars? ????
@DTTS that movie (Money Talks) is a CLASSIC. Few weekends ago THAT came on, Blue Streak with Martin tambout he a black Mexicali
came on, and MY FAVE ISH OF ALL TIME…Half Baked came on. When I say we laughed for like 6 hours STRAIGHT??????????? Ermahgawd. 
Or he walks to his car
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jeniefrumdabloc says:
<<< My azz bout to call him
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Nope. Keep it kewt with the texting….
Hang out..let him take you to dinner….
JUST DON'T OPEN PANDORA'S BOX…..Or your own, for that matter…..
Ky just gave up on that nigga!
SEW!
Which one of his ‘spots’ yall gone ride past this weekend? 
His Moms?
Barbershop?
His cousins?
Well?
The people wanna know
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She a hoe? A real one? Or she a whore?
GellySammich says:
I’m such a weirdo. I think I could go without sex for the rest of my life and be just fine.
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Nah boo. That’s what I thought til I got some. Damn near killed that dude.
Jenie you had NUMBER EIGHT HUNNID!!!!
@JENIE
<<< My azz bout to call him
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**starts chanting**
GET DAT DYCK!
GET DAT DYCK!
GET DAT DYCK!
GET DAT DYCK!
GET DAT DYCK!
GET DAT DYCK!
GET DAT DYCK!
how the phone company don’t like for people to call.
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Each and erry one of y’all (‘cept me and maybe San
) need Jesus!
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Hair Lova says:
GellySammich says:
I’m such a weirdo. I think I could go without sex for the rest of my life and be just fine.
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Nah boo. That’s what I thought til I got some. Damn near killed that dude.
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Was you all possessed like that chick in Don’t Be A Menace to South Central…?
Yall know Jenie goin lie bout sucking that nigga dyck on Monday huh?
please somebody get a pic with her in them Lifestyle Lugz.
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:crying1: *walks off the post*
Kdub/OTB
<–Choli's face *snickers*
"
"Imagine That! Is it like a G-ride, cutting in the crib, hanging with the Posse?
I used to HATE that chit! Giving me that fake azz number and hcit. Then, when you see me callin, you be like
“Oh, I’m tipsy, I musta gave you the wrong number…”
then get to lyin some mo’ talkin bout how your phone don’t really work. And how the phone company don’t like for people to call. Or your baby daddy pay the bill so it’s best if I don’t call.
But WE the liars? ????
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My homegirl & I went to happy hr a few months back & she really did get so drunk that she couldn’t remember her #.
Nope. Keep it kewt with the texting….
Hang out..let him take you to dinner….
JUST DON’T OPEN PANDORA’S BOX…..Or your own, for that matter…..
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Nah no face to face.
OutsidetheBox says:
Jenie you had NUMBER EIGHT HUNNID!!!!
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WELLL, WE all know THAT means ‘It’s On!’ and Poppin!
Teehee I ain’t a stranger to it Hair. Just don’t need it. I like humping more than penetration.
maybe I AM gay.
Lifestyle Lugz.
+
And how the phone company don’t like for people to call
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REAL LIVE TEARS
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
is juicy fruit?
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Keya is naming her daughter Julianna so you know we done gave her several hundred nicknames already.
Julie would be too much like right.
KyCakes says:
jeniefrumdabloc says:
<<< My azz bout to call him
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Nope. Keep it kewt with the texting….
Hang out..let him take you to dinner….
JUST DON'T OPEN PANDORA'S BOX…..Or your own, for that matter…..
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@SUMMER
“My homegirl & I went to happy hr a few months back & she really did get so drunk that she couldn’t remember her #.”
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jeniefrumdabloc says:
Damn we almost 800 comments in
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:crying1: Jenie! why it look like your gravi is really concerned and just decided that he gon call Sandra phone cause she taking this absence tew fugg’n far!
GET DAT DYCK!
GET DAT DYCK!
GET DAT DYCK!
GET DAT DYCK!
GET DAT DYCK!
GET DAT DYCK!
GET DAT DYCK!
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Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Yall know Jenie goin lie bout sucking that nigga dyck on Monday huh?
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Go to hell
So…I’m sitting here talking to my Sys. Admin. about his penchant for Ramen noodles and how those shyts are THEE most unhealthy thing you can eat.
He eats them EVERY DAY!!
He said he eats them cause he’s broke…
Man, I’m gonna buy him a bag of salad and some produce Tuesday….
He’ll have to eat Ramen until AFTER the holiday….
GellySammich says:
I’m such a weirdo. I think I could go without sex for the rest of my life and be just fine
NO SHOWER HEAD JOURNEYS OR NOTHING JEEZUS
V. *whispers* showing off some Fancy Smancy socks I bet
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Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Yall know Jenie goin lie bout sucking that nigga dyck on Monday huh?
ION think so
Hell we might hear more byke from here tonight or in tomorrow’s font 
Keya is naming her daughter Julianna
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Um… that’s pretty close to “Jeffricanna.”
Wonder if we make it to a G
Have yall ever made it too 1000 comments?
My coworker think I am nuts by now with all this laughing I am doing? I got the :sideeyes:
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wit they lookin’ arses!
User Friendly says:
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
is juicy fruit?
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Keya is naming her daughter Julianna so you know we done gave her several hundred nicknames already.
Julie would be too much like right.
BigSisterGorgeousOne says:
Wonder if we make it to a G
Have yall ever made it too 1000 comments?
GellySammich says:
I’m such a weirdo. I think I could go without sex for the rest of my life and be just fine
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:eyeroll: Says the lady who recently had a baby. Do you mean strictly sex, but keeping the orgasm?
Have yall ever made it too 1000 comments?
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Whooooooooooo child! Catching up on these comments after lunch — ya’ll are giving me fits!!!! ALL of ya! OTB, Man, Jenie, KYCakes, User, DTTS — too mannie to name! …. continue!
If I see her after I have lil juicy fruit, I’m a Molly whop her simple ass.
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*puts lil juicy fruit name in my mama nem prayer jar at the church*
Was you all possessed like that chick in Don’t Be A Menace to South Central…?
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Lmfao damn near!!!! Better yet like that chick on the movie with Kadeem in it. Death by Temptation!!!
Um… that’s pretty close to “Jeffricanna.”
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except that its not
Have yall ever made it too 1000 comments?
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“they” have *points to vet posters* but in the olden days that usually meant that some windmilling had ensued… good times!
He knows full well that chyt was real. -__-