According to a report on FoxSports.com, NBA superstar Dwyane Wade told a Chicago judge Monday he would give up partying if he was awarded full custody of his two sons.
But the party doesn’t stop just yet.
Wade and his Miami Heat teammates, LeBron James and Chris Bosh will host a party tonight at the Compound in Atlanta. Alex Gidewon of AG Entertainment is the first promoter to sign the Big 3 to host a party together!
Doors open at 10pm, but guests are strongly encouraged to arrive early.
Wade, who was granted temporary custody of the boys earlier this year, described the boys’ mother Siohvaugh Wade as mentally unbalanced, according to the Chicago Sun Times.
Testifying for a second day in a custody battle with his estranged wife Siohvaughn Wade, the NBA All-Star said his oldest son, who is eight, had been “alienated” from him.
Wade said his ex-wife needed help dealing with her anger issues.
He told the court he feared she had harmed herself, and the two boys, when she failed to drop the children off on a court-ordered visit earlier in the year and he could not get in contact with her for more than a day.
“I immediately thought the worst,” he said, “that she probably took them away, that she hurt herself or even hurt the kids.”
The Wades have not spoken since that incident on March 12.
Wade said if he got custody of his sons — who are 3 and 8 — he would give up partying. He said he would allow Siohvaughn to be involved in her son’s lives but only if she completed an anger management course.
The Miami Heat plays the Atlanta Hawks tomorrow night at Philips Arena.
I really hope he gets the kids, Siovaughn just seems like she totally lost control…I feel sorry for her.
Good Morning Lakeer…Kezi…
I for one didnt know that he partied THAT much. I wish him the best though in all future endeavors.
I agree with Kezi, hope she get the help she needs b/c she does seem a lil throwed off
Crazy Horse (Siovaughn) is working her way into getting him to “legally” break up with Gabby.
**sigh…. ugly women**
I don’t think that anything is wrong with Siovaughn. I think Dwayne wanted fresh meat and Siovaughn just didn’t see it coming. I feel sorry for her because like she said on the E THS, they were thrust into the limelight so quickly and neither one was prepared to deal with all that comes with it. It may have seemed nice to have all the money, cars and clothes but I don’t think she was equipped to deal with the groupies and hangers-on.
I hope that Siohvaughn sees that tripping over a man is not worth losing your children. How does she not see that she is hurting her boys? Once all this came out, she should of ben concentrating on being there for her kids instead of trying to make him look bad. In the end, it only made her look bad, when I know it is just a broken heart.
*S/N, it may have been on VH1, not sure which one had the Wives of Basketball stars documentary.
I don’t think that anything is wrong with Siovaughn. I think Dwayne wanted fresh meat and Siovaughn just didn’t see it coming. I feel sorry for her because like she said on the E THS, they were thrust into the limelight so quickly and neither one was prepared to deal with all that comes with it. It may have seemed nice to have all the money, cars and clothes but I don’t think she was equipped to deal with the groupies and hangers-on.
Well is Gabby ready to stop partying?
DW was always a parent from the day his first son was born. Wasn’t that the time to start acting more responsibly and put away the childish things? Maybe his marriage wouldn’t have failed and this situation wouldn’t exist. Just a thought.
Hey Cha Cha!
I don’t think it is necessarily Siovaughn’s falut either but you have to know which battles to fight. She was so distraught over what happened that she let it get the best of her.
Like I said I hope she gets help and once she does she should be able to have her children back….
I’m sorry. But I don’t think Siovaughn is the LEAST bit crazy. She’s not losing her mind, she’s rebelling.
If I got with this broke dude with NO money, homeless and with a crazy basketball dream in high school, made my family support him, move him in with us, basically have my parents treat him like one of their own, beat his children which many have said: HE ASKED FOR, pack my sh*t up, move away from my family (and only support system) to go to MIA with him and live HIS dream…..
…Only to have his dump my azz for some low-rate actress who rides more athletic penis than a horse jockey….
I might be a little 730 for a while as well. Bish ain’t crazy at all. She’s just mad as hell. And if he takes them kids from her…..THEN- she’ll probably be crazy.
I won’t blame her then either.
*”beat his children” should read “bear his children”*
Thanks!
-Mgmt
@Man
And how you going talk about Siovaughn’s looks when Dwayne looks like his dad is named “Lil’ Darryl?!”
Is he for real or just saying that seems like an odd statement unless he parties hella lot!
Oh, how I would love to be at that game.
Everyone handles situations differently. I think Sivoaughn was shocked to hear not only was her husband creeping, but with a celebrity. She may or may not be off her rocker, but he was frolicking in the wind every chance he got. She was with him since his college days, just like Eric Snow’s wife. These men gone get enough leaving what they have for some fast ass women. True love stands through all. He could have stood by her and gotten her the help he need if it was true love.
@StillASassyOne: I’m with you on comment #13…..
At a certain point, you have to put your feelings to the side so you can focus on being a better parent to your kids.
-Dwyane Wade has earned $55 million in his career so far.
-He JUST signed a GUARANTEED CONTRACT FOR OVER $100 MILLION!
-He is 28 years old
-He is dating a movie star
-He is in Miami
-He plays for a championship caliber team
Ummmmm….. yeah. Wade is gonna be doin it BIG for the forseeable future.
Isn’t THIS SITE promoting a party with him, LeBron and Bosh?
Didn’t she cheat on Wade too? I read that somewhere.
She’s a nut case and if she can’t “comtrol” herse;f for the sake of her kids then she need to have them taked away. She’s too irrational and the moment you deny the father visitation you have stepped over the line.
He’ll stop partying IF he gets full custody?! He should have felt this way when he became a father and husband…if this is true. Either way, this daily parenting has to be a wake up call/reality check to him now.
@SASSY
“And how you going talk about Siovaughn’s looks when Dwayne looks like his dad is named “Lil’ Darryl?!””
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D. Wade has earned approximately $200 million in salary and endorsements and might have one more BIG contract left in him. 99% of hoes ain’t goin care what that nigga look like.
That nigga was good to tolerate Siovaughn’s homely azz as long as he did.
**he better than me**
One doesnt have to “stop” partying in order to be a good parent
Long as your handling your business as a father or mother, and as long as the children are taken care of, aint nothing wrong with a little partying
Isn’t THIS SITE promoting a party with him, LeBron and Bosh?
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The radio has been killing that ad here for over a week now. His mother or a nanny will be raising those kids.
I had all types of typos in that last msg SMH…ya’ll know what I’m talking about
#13 CO-SIGN CO-SIGN CO-SIGN. Gabby is doing okay in her own right, but she will NEVER have D-Wade money. She is a human athletic mattress. Once her NFL husband no longer was doing football or whatever, she jumped ship to the next big thing. Yes, it is the man’s responsibility not to cheat, but anyone who respects herself would not date a man who is taken, I don’t want half a man.
Man says:
Isn’t THIS SITE promoting a party with him, LeBron and Bosh?
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Exactly. Me thinks this post was just a way to help pay a few more of Auntie’s bills.
#Sellout
And another thing….
Dwayne is publicly involved with a women who has said on many occasions that she “does not prefer kids, and doesn’t want any,” yet you are trying to take my kids and move them in with that bish?
Yeah…..f**k your visitation, boo- it went out the door with your loyalty & fidelity. If Siovaughn ain’t stable, neither is his azz.
@Mamacita….I don’t think folks have been following this story.
I live in Chicago and I’ve been following this since the beginning. She was cheating on him with a high school boyfriend. Moved this man to Miami and paid his rent with D.Wades money. Sio had a sexually transmitted disease that she didn’t get from D.Wade and blamed him to turn around and admit it was a lie. He deserves his kids. Why is it we always sympathize with the woman? The child advocate is suggesting the kids go with their father. The limelight changed her ass too. She got fuck.ed because he’s the star athlete not her bat chit crazy a$$!
I didn’t know he partied that much either. Don’t see him on the net in clubs all the time like u see some. But is being a parent a reason not to enjoy yaself?
@DcK
Who cheated 1st?
That’s all I care to know. I know, in my relationship, if I decided you’re worth keeping or if we’re married – you should expect to take everything from me, that I take from you.
Meaning….if you step out, you should not be the least bit surprised when you find me creeping out the door a few times. If you get to fly to LA and be with your mistress, you should not have an issue with me flying my piece to MIA while you’re gone.
Don’t start none, won’t be none, baby.
@Dickinme! (lol Brown) She was cheating on him! So why are people riding so hard for her? She was just as wrong as he was AND they were going through the divorce for 3 years. I’d like to see the person that would NOT date for 3 years because your psycho a*s wife won’t cooperate.
Also- it’s possible to get an STD, pass it to another, who then passes it to another and have it cleaned up by time it goes to court.
The court can’t subpeona medical records without an injunction and you’d be surprosed what a private doctor will do “off the record” for a little extra change.
I know somebody who can personally vouch for this….
@SASSY
“Who cheated 1st?
That’s all I care to know. I know, in my relationship, if I decided you’re worth keeping or if we’re married – you should expect to take everything from me, that I take from you.
Meaning….if you step out, you should not be the least bit surprised when you find me creeping out the door a few times. If you get to fly to LA and be with your mistress, you should not have an issue with me flying my piece to MIA while you’re gone.
Don’t start none, won’t be none, baby.”
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This chit ridiculous!
I wore my “hooker” boots today and we just had a dam fire drill! These boots are made to look cute in and NOT to be doin a bunch of walkin in!
Why does it matter who cheated first? So because someone did it first that makes it right for the other to do it? Hmmmm that sounds so juvenile.
@Sassy…I’m not sure. I saw the court documents on M-T-O where one of Sio’s Ex-friends testified about her paying dudes rent and moving him down there and this was a few years ago.
He deserves the kids because she cheated and paid a man’s bills with THEIR money? O_o That is the dumbest thing I have ever heard.
Sassy if he’s cheatin first why not divorce him instead of doin all that back and forth
StillASassyOne says:
Also- it’s possible to get an STD, pass it to another, who then passes it to another and have it cleaned up by time it goes to court.
The court can’t subpeona medical records without an injunction and you’d be surprosed what a private doctor will do “off the record” for a little extra change.
I know somebody who can personally vouch for this….
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Well dumb ass Sio went to the team doctor and was exposed. She dropped that mess before it could even go to court. Just like her crazy ass talking about D.Wade and Gabby was having sex in front of the kids….If she was smart she would have handled everything with class like Juanita Jordan…
Hmmm…This post just might get interesting after all…
@LOVEZOE
“He deserves the kids because she cheated and paid a man’s bills with THEIR money? O_o That is the dumbest thing I have ever heard.”
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I think her insanity has more to do with it.
lovezoe says:
He deserves the kids because she cheated and paid a man’s bills with THEIR money? O_o That is the dumbest thing I have ever heard.
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That’s not what I’m saying….I’m saying he deserves the kids because the bytch is crazy..How about that?
dang! kids always have to deal with this adult stuff… do wateva is in the best interest of the children and ppl it can be sone without a judge ordering it.. #darn it
@ BROWN
done*
@DC
“Well dumb ass Sio went to the team doctor and was exposed. She dropped that mess before it could even go to court. Just like her crazy ass talking about D.Wade and Gabby was having sex in front of the kids….If she was smart she would have handled everything with class like Juanita Jordan…”
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Jordan could have came out better in the short run, but he didn’t want all his “secrets” comin out. The abuse, gamblin addiction, his father’s molesting ways, the cheating.
As long as she didn’t get a cut of the “Jordan Brand” she could have came away with even more money.
ysoserious says:
Hmmm…This post just might get interesting after all…
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It just might…but not on my end.
I wouldn’t leave my kids with an UNSTABLE person! I don’t give a dam.n if it is the mother.
@DcK
Yeah- I know about that but how do we know she DIDN’T get it from Wade?
I doubt Wade was simple enough to go to the team doctor. And even if he did….that team doctor ain’t stupid- he knows where the cash is at.
I’ve seen folks pass some sh*t, realize they have it, clean it up, and then get the test to show their clean once the other person confronts them about it. All it takes is some penicillin and 5-7 days.
Jordan could have came out better in the short run, but he didn’t want all his “secrets” comin out. The abuse, gamblin addiction, his father’s molesting ways, the cheating.
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Say what now about his father???
@BROWN
“Jordan could have came out better in the short run, but he didn’t want all his “secrets” comin out. The abuse, gamblin addiction, his father’s molesting ways, the cheating.
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Say what now about his father???”
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Jordan’s sister said their late father molested her for years and their mother knew about it. Wrote a book and er’thang.
@Sassy….
I don’t think she would have dropped it if she was sure that she got it from him. She’s out for blood and I think she knew she didn’t get it from him. That’s JMO. I don’t have too much background on STD’s sorry..
Siovaughn aka Mr. Ed got just what she wanted: Gabrielle Union being around her sons 24/7.
StillASassyOne says:
I’m sorry. But I don’t think Siovaughn is the LEAST bit crazy. She’s not losing her mind, she’s rebelling.
If I got with this broke dude with NO money, homeless and with a crazy basketball dream in high school, made my family support him, move him in with us, basically have my parents treat him like one of their own, beat his children which many have said: HE ASKED FOR, pack my sh*t up, move away from my family (and only support system) to go to MIA with him and live HIS dream…..
…Only to have his dump my azz for some low-rate actress who rides more athletic penis than a horse jockey….
I might be a little 730 for a while as well. Bish ain’t crazy at all. She’s just mad as hell. And if he takes them kids from her…..THEN- she’ll probably be crazy.
I won’t blame her then either.
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I sooooo agree. I think she let her emotions and heartbreak get the best of her. I hope it works out for her tho.
The fact of the matter is the human mattress has said she doesn’t like kids, Dwade dumb for being in a relationship with someone who said they don’t care for kids and don’t like to be around them. Well Gabby is digging her own grave, better shut up. The only thing she got going is Neutrogena (which is good), and those EBT straight to dvd movies.
@ dc
Gotcha.
@ BROWN
I caught that too. Please elaborate Man. :waits:
@Man & Mamacita
Hey- childish, juvenile, immature, trifling- I don’t give a damn. It’s me. At least I’m honest about it and won’t hide it. I’m upfront about it with everybody I meet too so that he is well aware of what may be coming SHOULD he cheat. *shrug* If they can’t take it- they should keep their azz out of the kitchen (cheating).
@Brown
I’m not doing divorce. I believe in “’till death do us part” for real. So, divorce – NO. Hit man – YES.
StillASassyOne says:
And another thing….
Dwayne is publicly involved with a women who has said on many occasions that she “does not prefer kids, and doesn’t want any,” yet you are trying to take my kids and move them in with that bish?
Yeah…..f**k your visitation, boo- it went out the door with your loyalty & fidelity. If Siovaughn ain’t stable, neither is his azz.
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AMEN TO THAT SHYT…I WISH A NUCCA WOULD TRY ME LIKE THAT I WOULD GFAWK HIM UP.
@ Man
Where the hell was I at??? this is my first time hearin about it
mirsmommy says:
StillASassyOne says:
I’m sorry. But I don’t think Siovaughn is the LEAST bit crazy. She’s not losing her mind, she’s rebelling.
If I got with this broke dude with NO money, homeless and with a crazy basketball dream in high school, made my family support him, move him in with us, basically have my parents treat him like one of their own, beat his children which many have said: HE ASKED FOR, pack my sh*t up, move away from my family (and only support system) to go to MIA with him and live HIS dream…..
…Only to have his dump my azz for some low-rate actress who rides more athletic penis than a horse jockey….
I might be a little 730 for a while as well. Bish ain’t crazy at all. She’s just mad as hell. And if he takes them kids from her…..THEN- she’ll probably be crazy.
I won’t blame her then either.
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I sooooo agree. I think she let her emotions and heartbreak get the best of her. I hope it works out for her tho.
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Rebelling against who? Your kids should be more important than a man! How heartbroken are you if you have side pieces?
It really isnt hurting anybody BUT the kids in the long run! One more question……….WHY in the world has this shyt dragged out this long??
#GETOVERIT
#MOVEON
#GODDIDNTSTOPMAKINGDYCKWHENHEMADEDEWAYNES
Your kids should be more important than a man
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#THIS
Me too BROWN. I wonder if there is any truth to it?
@lovezoe I know people who like kids but just don’t want any. Just because she doesn’t want kids doesn’t mean she doesn’t like them. And even then people change. My friend said she never wanted kids when she was younger and now she’s working on her second as we speak. You never know…
@BROWN AND YSO
Yall ain’t know that chit? She was doin TV interviews and er’thang but Jordan put that chit to END. Even 8 years after he retires for good, Jordan got more clout than just about every other athlete.
He made “SHO” none of his sponsors paid for air time on any of those shows, and not to do business with corporation that paid for air time. That killed the marketing of the book. Yall know Jordan LOVED his Daddy and chit.
You can google it.
StillASassyOne says:
I’m not doing divorce. I believe in “’till death do us part” for real. So, divorce – NO. Hit man – YES.
@Man..I’ve never heard that either
*googling right now*
Really I think this is a bunch of pure fuckery. I don’t want no bish around my children that don’t like children. D. Wde is a fool and so is Gabby. They need to all sit down and have a discussion like normal adults for the childrend sake. It is very clear that he is not gonna leave Gabby. The judge needs to look into that too.
Just because you throw something at the man, doesn’t mean you will harm the kiddies. Some nuccas and broads will push you so far over the edege that you wanna hurt them.
But at the same time she is a really hurt and bitter woman. Siohvaugh needs to let go and move on. All she needs to think about are those adorable babies.
this right here is a hot mess i feel soooo bad for the kids
how u doing this mornting and what is this about Jordan???
@man
Give it up if you get custody? How abut give it up cause you are too old to be in the streets, anymore?
@STR8
“I’ve never heard that either
*googling right now*
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Be my guest.
StillASassyOne says:
@DcK
Who cheated 1st?
That’s all I care to know. I know, in my relationship, if I decided you’re worth keeping or if we’re married – you should expect to take everything from me, that I take from you.
Meaning….if you step out, you should not be the least bit surprised when you find me creeping out the door a few times. If you get to fly to LA and be with your mistress, you should not have an issue with me flying my piece to MIA while you’re gone.
Don’t start none, won’t be none, baby.
No better words for it. I warn ahead of time also. We shall treat each other the why that we want to be treated. If you fail to do so…then get ready to get what you give nicca!!! I will break the emergency glass and pull the switch for new dyck.
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But I’m intrigued….
@ Man,
That book came out and it was a great read. That nucca and hiz Daddy were both a mess. And a mama who know and does nothing about ain’t ish. In the book Jordan played his Mama like a fool too. But she deserved it.
@Sassy do you. I’m not into games and that sounds like a big game that won’t end well. Marriage isn’t about games.
I just don’t get why people are making it seem like he’s just this low down dog and she’s an Angel. I don’t believe the hype and I don’t always side with the woman because women cheat just as much as men. And it ain’t no way that i’m sitting on the sideline and not date for 3 years because some crazy person won’t just give me a divorce. Call me what you want. The proceedings have been going on FAR TOO LONG. Why? Because she’s crazy!
Str8Cpt says:
@Man..I’ve never heard that either
*googling right now*
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It was the sister that has the same name as their mother. I think her name was Deloris. Hell I think she went on Oprah…
It’s UNREALISTIC to think you want need a break from Time-to-Time from the KIDS… You can PARTY Responsibly & Reasonably while still being a Responsible & Caring Parent (Real…)
Man’s ass knows all the
Google says she went on Oprah too. Didn’t Jordan’s dad supposedly die from crooked dealings?
Michael J0rdan’s sister Deloris Jordan reveals a dark family secret in this tell all book. The title of the book is In My Family’s Shadow. There is such a huge demand for this book, it’s being sold on EBAY for $109.00
In this book Deloris speaks of losing her virginity at the hands of her father, continued sexual abuse, denial and emotional abuse by her mother, depression… And mistreatment by her brother Michael.
I felt sad reading the excerpt. Many of you are wondering, why it took so long for her to come out public. Oftentimes, rape victims find therapy in writing and the healing process can take years. I know there is more to this story and it can be unearth by reading the book.
I did some research and the book was published in 2001 and is no longer available in print. I wonder if Michael Jordan brought all the copies. And why am I just hearing about it?
Ending eight years after it first began and five years after losing my virginity to my father, it scares me to think how much longer the abuse would have went on had I not spit out the dreadful truth to my mother during one of our many heated disagreements. Disagreements that were sometimes anything but pleasant and often featured no indication of love between the two of us.
So as she ranted and raved about how no slutty daughter of hers better get pregnant and bring any bastard children into her house. I finally heard myself saying: “If I am so much of a slut, why don’t you keep your husband out of my bed?”
When I finally found the courage to let my father’s deeds tumble from my lips, I did not know what to expect, but I never in a million years would have guessed that my mother would turn on me. Her words of betrayals did far more damage to me than my father’s deeds. They spoke volumes to the fact that she really did not care about me, which my father obviously knew. It is because she was so expressive with her dislike for me that probably made my father know he could get away with violating me.
My father confessed his actions on the same day that I disclosed them to my mother. And on that frightful day of admission, I watched my mother, looking for a sign, any sign that she cared about me.
The memory of my father whispering in my ear during the wee hours of the night about the beauty of my body has played over and over in my head for many years. And as if that has not been incapacitating enough by itself, having to comprehend the fact that more often than not, he had just gotten out of the bed he shared with my mother to find his way to my bedroom has just added to the realization of the painful situation.
CHB i dont understand all the back and forth. To me that makes you just as bad as he is. If I had to do all that in a marriage it isnt worth my time and energy but I guess everyone dont feel like me
@CHARBEE
“That book came out and it was a great read. That nucca and hiz Daddy were both a mess. And a mama who know and does nothing about ain’t ish. In the book Jordan played his Mama like a fool too. But she deserved it.”
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Jordan is an azzhole (like all great athletes need to be) and everyone knows this. BUT, I don’t know how much to beleive from his sister. I think SOMETHING happened. Now she’s just trying to get her cut off of it.
**niggas**
@Dc Kimmie Good memory, she was on Oprah
Mamacita says:
@Sassy do you. I’m not into games and that sounds like a big game that won’t end well. Marriage isn’t about games.
I just don’t get why people are making it seem like he’s just this low down dog and she’s an Angel. I don’t believe the hype and I don’t always side with the woman because women cheat just as much as men. And it ain’t no way that i’m sitting on the sideline and not date for 3 years because some crazy person won’t just give me a divorce. Call me what you want. The proceedings have been going on FAR TOO LONG. Why? Because she’s crazy!
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Hey Kimmie!
@ Man….I understand what you are you saying but who would willingly admit being raped by their father
for money?
Don’t get me wrong…I’ll do something strange for some change too but that’s something I don’t think I would sign up for
D-Wade will give up his partyin ways if he is awarded full custody of the boys. How bout giving up the partyin ways even if you don’t get full custody to spend more time with the boys regardless.
@Brown…I don’t know how long I could actually stay in a relationship like that. With all trust thrown out of the window…and I definately couldn’t be with someone that doesn’t respect me…so if all the other important elements were lost because of his cheating. Then I would probably payback cheat and then just bounce.
MzDimplez1123 says:
Hey Kimmie!
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Hey Boo thang…
@STR8
“I understand what you are you saying but who would willingly admit being raped by their father for money?
Don’t get me wrong…I’ll do something strange for some change too but that’s something I don’t think I would sign up for ”
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People have done anything you can think of for some $ so I wouldn’t be suprised in the least.
I mean, people been murdered for a few bucks so I know a nigga would lie for thousands.
Caramel vjj???
@ Man….good point
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@CHARBEE
“That book came out and it was a great read. That nucca and hiz Daddy were both a mess. And a mama who know and does nothing about ain’t ish. In the book Jordan played his Mama like a fool too. But she deserved it.”
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Jordan is an azzhole (like all great athletes need to be) and everyone knows this. BUT, I don’t know how much to beleive from his sister. I think SOMETHING happened. Now she’s just trying to get her cut off of it.
**niggas**
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You could be right. I will say this often times these things happen in families and are kept a secret for too long. I know for a fact that these things do exist and the reason why folks don’t tell right away is because they are threatened and made to feel as thought it is their fault. And thing if the father is mentally and physicall abusing the mother then you won’t have confidence that she willdo a damn thing about it.
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BROWNSUGAPOET says:
Caramel vjj???
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ELove says:
It’s UNREALISTIC to think you want need a break from Time-to-Time from the KIDS… You can PARTY Responsibly & Reasonably while still being a Responsible & Caring Parent (Real…)
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I agree with you 100%. BUT when one has to make that statement (IF he really did), that’s saying that you’re partying too much, like one without the responsibility of children.
for all of u clowning Sio.. u have no idea until u FACE it in your own lives.. #oh ard
BROWN……..
@Man
Jordan’s father molested who? Please elaborate
CK WHAT I DO???????
IM ALWAYS GETTIN SENT TO THE DAM KONA!
@ Man…………My aunt from Mississippi has a friend who has a story that sounds similar to that excerpt I posted. She was 21 years old and shared a room with her parents. She and her dad slept together and her mom slept on the other side of the room. She claims it had been that way for years. The crazy part is, she had 3 brothers and they had 2 other bedrooms. I’m like, why the hell don’t they throw them in one room and give her her own room?
I dont doubt that she is hurting………..BUT if your hurting then why prolong it?? Get your $$$$ and KIDS and get your Cbrezzy on annnnnnd chuck them deuces!
Re: Jordan’s sister, I remember that. MJ threatened to cut her off financially if the book was released..it was and he did. Smaller news outlets were also reporting that his father was killed due MJ’s heavy gambling debts. Sad all the way around.
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ Man…………My aunt from Mississippi has a friend who has a story that sounds similar to that excerpt I posted. She was 21 years old and shared a room with her parents. She and her dad slept together and her mom slept on the other side of the room. She claims it had been that way for years. The crazy part is, she had 3 brothers and they had 2 other bedrooms. I’m like, why the hell don’t they throw them in one room and give her her own room?
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nevermind… lol work has me late on errthang
@MZ Dimplez…Thanks for the excerpt. I felt her pain just reading it.
@Man…it’s a sad story and I believe it.
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ Man…………My aunt from Mississippi has a friend who has a story that sounds similar to that excerpt I posted. She was 21 years old and shared a room with her parents. She and her dad slept together and her mom slept on the other side of the room. She claims it had been that way for years. The crazy part is, she had 3 brothers and they had 2 other bedrooms. I’m like, why the hell don’t they throw them in one room and give her her own room?
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DA HAIL???
MIRS….get out my head!!
Its really sad to hear about Jordan’s sister almost depressing!
@MZ DIMPLEZ
Yeah, I KNOW it happens all the time. From BOTH parents. I knew a woman that flucked her son because she thought he might be gay. SMH.
AND I know a chick that slept with her father EVERY NIGHT IN THE SAME BED WITH HER MOM.
Just not so sure if I trust Jordan’s sister tho.
Heeey
Cinnamon
I’m going to take a couple hours for a lunch break.
CORP
@ Corp, I believe her too.
@ Mirs & Cinnamon…………I’m sorry to shock yall but, it’s true. She came over one day while I was there visiting, I was about 15 @ the time. I don’t know how we got on the topic, I think I asked soemthing about hanging at her house, and she just said that shyt liek it was normal to be sleeping with your daddy at that age. I was hoping she was playing but, you could tell she wasn’t. She didn’t say they were doing the do but, that shyt still isn’t normal.
@Mz………it doesnt shock me……..im just disgusted!
@ Man…………..That’s sick!
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@MZ DIMPLEZ
Yeah, I KNOW it happens all the time. From BOTH parents. I knew a woman that flucked her son because she thought he might be gay. SMH.
AND I know a chick that slept with her father EVERY NIGHT IN THE SAME BED WITH HER MOM.
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@ Mirs…….we may just need to leave this topic alone. LOL
@Mamacita
It’s not a game if you’re aware of it. Games imply some kind of secrecy. There is none. If you cheat- I will too. That takes ALL of the guesswork right on out of the equation. If you’re somebody, I can do without- I can guarantee that I’ll showboat in the most FLAGRANT way when I do it….right before you “magically” discover that you have no way to contact me one day.
*shrug* Anything these men can do, I can do sooo much better.
@Brown
I get that, but like I said, I don’t believe in divorce. (Probably why it’s taking me so long to set a date.) I’m getting married- ONCE and the only way out for either of us is a tombstone.
#JustBeingHonest
I saw the court documets online.
Ok so he did it first she did it back, what’s the big deal. She is a big girl she knew what she was doing. She went crazy behind her own actions. He found out and wanted to end the relationship and ain’t nothing wrong with dat. She brought a disease home lucky for him it wasn’t one that made his dyck fall off or something that ended his career and his life.
I woulda divorced her azz too if I was D. Wade. She cheated with my money by paying for a gay sidekick who transmitted a disease to you and you gave it to me then you went to my team doctor’s who then called me in to get tested for a disease who turned around and talked to me about practicing safe sex #whoknew
She didn’t care about the health or wealth of her children. One can payback with better antic’s than this.
Sassy I guess I feel different because if I’m emotionally attached and devoted to someone I would be hurtin myself by stayin in the relationship knowing he’s cheatin. If he doesn’t take the vows seriously and continue to sleep around then in my eyes he needs to be single.
@SASSY
“*shrug* Anything these men can do, I can do sooo much better”
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No you “kaint”
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ Mirs…….we may just need to leave this topic alone. LOL
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Yes, I think we should leave it alone.
soo MEERKAT and MZD
GUESS WHO I SAW LAST NIGHT AND COULDNT LOOK AT HIM WITH A STRAIGHT FACE!
Brown……you saw that dude you put on front street???
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@MZ DIMPLEZ
Yeah, I KNOW it happens all the time. From BOTH parents. I knew a woman that flucked her son because she thought he might be gay. SMH.
AND I know a chick that slept with her father EVERY NIGHT IN THE SAME BED WITH HER MOM.
Just not so sure if I trust Jordan’s sister tho.
:wtf:and
CK he kept askin me why I was laughin! I done messed around and spoke his azz up!
@ Brown………..Bwahahahaha Yo ass!
Cinnamon Kisses says:
@ Brown……….the power is of the tounge
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THERE ARE SOOOO MANY THINGS I COULD DO WITH THAT STATEMENT BUT I WONT
I hatechu!!!
@Brown
Could you please go to a particular post & answer My Question (Thanks)
*slides back into the room*
What ya’ll doin in here? What I missed?
@Brown
I agree with that too. But it is very possible to love someone but not be faithful to them. It just depends on the type of person you are. Some people would feel like all the love is gone from the cheating and opt to end the marriage (which is probably the most correct thing to do-honestly). Some would prefer to forgive & ride it out. Some (me) would feel that mistakes can be forgiven but only if mistakes are allowed.
To be real- from what I’ve discovered, if you’re up front with a dude off-top and tell him “if you cheat, I’m cheating” and make it CRYSTAL CLEAR that you are dead-azz serious and cannot be convinced to change your stance on that, you’ll either get dropped right then (he’s probably a cheater and knows that he’ll do it but won’t be able to deal with the circumstances); you’ll get tested (you have to prove that you meant it- this could either way); or you’ll get a partner who’ll agree to be faithful or leave you if ever they feel like they have an urge (the msot desireable outcome.)
I will say- I’ve had one dude attempt to “test” me by starting to have “conversations” with a few other females that were inappropiate, but once my phone rang in the middle of the night and I blatantly had a convo with some dude I had recently met while he was sitting beside me….. after he became enraged, we came to a CLEAR understanding of what we both wouldn’t tolerate. And it worked out fine from there.
You’ve got to know yourself, and know your limits. Everything ain’t for everybody which is why I don’t make it seem like my way is the best way nor do I knock anybody else’s way of dealing with it. But I’m honest and fiercely unapologetic about my capabilities.
Morning All.
Hope it’s a better morning for you than it has been for me.
@Man
Yes. I. Can.
Ask about me…
Morning Kingston!
What’s wrong?
Morning Kingston!
What’s wrong boo?
@SASSY
“Yes. I. Can.
Ask about me… ”
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No you kaint. It’s laughable that you would even think that you could.
Shiiiiiiiiiid. You just been wit some sad azz niccas is all.
Um, I got wasted last night, woke up with an awful hangover, got to school, and then my brothers school called me and let me know that he got suspended for fighting.. in his damn class like 15 mins into the school day. so i had to leave school, go get him, take him back to my apt, then come back to school to find no parking spots available.
BROWNSUGAPOET says:
soo MEERKAT and MZD
GUESS WHO I SAW LAST NIGHT AND COULDNT LOOK AT HIM WITH A STRAIGHT FACE!
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That poor soul.
Did you bust out laughin in his face?? 
RE: The Jordan Clan
I don’t put ANYTHING past ANYBODY. That goes both ways in this case.
@ Still
Man don’t nothing about what a REAL WOMAN is capable of.
@YSO
“Man don’t nothing about what a REAL WOMAN is capable of. ”
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Not much.
@ELOVE
YOU MADE ME GO THROUGH ALL THEM DAMN POSTS AND COMMENTS!
meerkat he kept askin what i was laughin at
Mad that nobody has filled me in yet
*scrolls up to read for my dayum self*
*tossing chairs and chit*
@ Man
Says you.
@Yso
I agree. Man don’t know anything about what REAL woman can do. (Ex: see his love for “Kim Kardashian.”)
@Man
LOL! You were probably one of them “sad azz niccas” to somebody and don’t even realize it. Might explain why you’re so deluded in your theories regarding women. Somebody gave your azz the “okey-doke” and broke that little heart, huh?
@Kingston
Maybe that meant that you needed a day off from class today. When I used to could not find a parking space at school (or work), that’s what I took it to mean.
StillASassyOne says:
@Man
LOL! You were probably one of them “sad azz niccas” to somebody and don’t even realize it. Might explain why you’re so deluded in your theories regarding women. Somebody gave your azz the “okey-doke” and broke that little heart, huh?
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Kinstonn there is no bus where y’all at? He was suppossed to get back home responsibly since he getting suspended and all. :/
Love the new gravi! Is that you getting wasted?
When I used to could not find a parking space at school (or work), that’s what I took it to mean
@ OTB, Girl, that ain’t me.
That’s a friend of mine I chose to exploit. But his school doesn’t run near a bus line & since he lives with me, I had to go get him. Somebody stepped on his damn shoes and he had to ‘let em know’ 
@ Sassy, I should’ve done that & as soon as I was leaving, someone was pulling out. So here I sit, on SR with these big ass shades in the back of the room. SMH
@SASSY
“LOL! You were probably one of them “sad azz niccas” to somebody and don’t even realize it. Might explain why you’re so deluded in your theories regarding women. Somebody gave your azz the “okey-doke” and broke that little heart, huh?”
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LOOOOL. Nope. I’m only in it for the puzzy anyway so what happens after that is no concern of mine. If she fuggin someone else I’d tell her go for it.
She aint got to hide nothing from me.
OTB cute picture ma’am!
Sassy you make some interesting points #136
OTB you are soooooo pretty!!!!
Thanks Honey…why you mad w Gravatar?
“Somebody stepped on his damn shoes and he had to ‘let em know’ ”
He need his butt kicked! LOL
meanNsurly says:
OTB you are soooooo pretty!!!!
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I know! I want my curls to look like that.
OTB I answered you in the otha post
I want my curls to look like that.
Since you have the materials already (hair) you gonna have to curl your though. You know how we are about curling and ironing. 
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Velvet Remi
#teampaysomebody
It’s a very quiet day on SR today…
Yes, OTB is very pretty! I don’t see your comparisons to Tiffany in this picture though lol
@OTB
“OTB you are soooooo pretty!!!!”-Mean
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Yeah, I’d
you.
@ OTB, you want him? I can send ’em your way. My mom’s trying to send me the one after him too cause the little ones along drive her crazy. I’m like shoot, noone told you to have five kids.
@Ohoney
Thanks!
@Man
Lies, all lies. “I’m only in it for the puzzy” = “I got my heart broke and now I’m bitter, lonely, and don’t nobody really want me long enough to deal with my baggage.”
Sell that “I don’t care” sh*t to another toilet. This one ain’t flushing it.
*roller skates into the room* hey y’all
@Man
(I know this will probably be really late but I gotta do some work! lol)
So do you think there was more money in her writing the book than it was in keeping the secret and living off her brother?
@ Man
Take note of how Mean just complimented OTB.
If you did more of that and less of demanding azz shots maybe you could find a REAL WOMAN that would show what you’re really missing with your FAKE HOES.
I thought everybody been knew OTB was pretty. I might be slow. I thought the “Tiffany Pollard” thing was a joke? No? :confused:
And Man would f**k a wildebeest as long as it had a fat azz so, whatever…..
@ OTB, beautiful gravi
@SASSY
“Lies, all lies. “I’m only in it for the puzzy” = “I got my heart broke and now I’m bitter, lonely, and don’t nobody really want me long enough to deal with my baggage.”
Sell that “I don’t care” sh*t to another toilet. This one ain’t flushing it. ”
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LOL! Sure it does. Sometimes you gotta say that chit to reel ’em in tho.
“I ain’t no cheater cause I just been with a hoe like that. I don’t see the point. You gotta be ‘all in’ with your relationship. Just be honest and upfront blah blah blah.”
I would have to use some chit like that on you.
Why are people assuming The ex is crazy Because Dwayne Wade says so. That girl is fine. Dwayne don’t want them damn kids, he just don’t wanna pay child support…..
@SHAY
“(I know this will probably be really late but I gotta do some work! lol)
So do you think there was more money in her writing the book than it was in keeping the secret and living off her brother?”
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Yes. She had been a fledgling writer for a while. She saw the writing on the wall with Jordan. His career was coming to an end, the inevitable divorce from Juanitacow.
If she was EVER going to try to get what she could in one fell swoop, the book AT THAT TIME was the way to go.
“I don’t see your comparisons to Tiffany in this picture though lol”
@cocoa
I forgot how that even started. But on one of the pics I put up somebody was like I look like NY…and it went from there.
@Kingstonnn ohhhhh unnnnnn I got my own knuckleheads!
So how old are the younger ones? Your moms doing it on her own?
ysoserious says:
@ Man
Take note of how Mean just complimented OTB.
If you did more of that and less of demanding azz shots maybe you could find a REAL WOMAN that would show what you’re really missing with your FAKE HOES.
You think Man is gonna to listen.
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@Man: R u single?
@otb luuuuv the pic looking all cutte
its gon be ok mamas wen u get home get on his azz 
@kingston
Hey candi.
You must be tired; no splits, no back flips…Poor baby. :hugs:
@ Still
I think I e-dore you a little more each time you put Man in his place.
@YSO
“Take note of how Mean just complimented OTB.
If you did more of that and less of demanding azz shots maybe you could find a REAL WOMAN that would show what you’re really missing with your FAKE HOES.”
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A REAL WOMAN should be comfortable enough with her body to show some occasional azz.
@ OTB………….Pretty Pic
I thought everybody been knew OTB was pretty. I might be slow. I thought the “Tiffany Pollard” thing was a joke? No?
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Awww thanks Sass!
yeah, for some, I think it was a put down but my big headed ass…the confidence seeping from my pores is really shameful. 
@MEAN
“R u single?”
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I got a couple of lady friends.
@yso i am tired. just came from the chiropractic office [sidenote: the doc is fine and i wanted him to keep touching me #dontjudgeme] no backflips for me today
but heyyyy
Thanks y’all! I’m taking new ones next week…Me and the kids so we gonna be gravi deep!
I hope we fit. :\
So @Mean what did you have to do to get your Gravi to change cause if I remember correctly, you were having problems as well.
@ Mean
Naw I know he ain’t. I guess I have a thing for lost causes and chit.
BUT, if he was smart he would be taking notes from you. I bet more females are lined up and ready to give you what you don’t even want than females that would give Man what he’s so desperate to have.
@CANDI
“[sidenote: the doc is fine and i wanted him to keep touching me #dontjudgeme] ”
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OH HAIL NO!
**cancellin Rush Card**
You must be tired; no splits, no back flips…Poor baby.
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@Candi?
Okay rolling in on skates! You done let Thick still your thunder? Late night?
Tell us about it…
LOL
#nosey
OutsidetheBox says:
@Kingstonnn ohhhhh unnnnnn I got my own knuckleheads!
So how old are the younger ones? Your moms doing it on her own?
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After me, there’s a 17 y/o, a 15 and 12 y/o twins.
& yeah, she’s doing it all by herself. :/
the doc is fine and i wanted him to keep touching me
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Ohhhhh
Gyn doc?
@ OHoney, sometimes i have to upload the same picture like 15 times for it to change
@KINGSTON
Your friend pretty and all but I still prefer your pic. You need to put that one back up.
You can compromise and have one with YOU suckin on that straw like that.
**cancellin Rush Card**
**cancellin Rush Card**
@candi ***does back flip into a split walks away with dislocated hip** hey my luv
Thanks Kingstonn I’ll try that when I get home. Work computer won’t let me access Gravatar
Dayum Laker
you do too much!
“…17 y/o, a 15 and 12 y/o twins…”
Aww shucks! They damn near grown…but they at those ages. I see. :/ I see. SMH. Imma just
for y’all! LOL!
And I agree with Man (the gravi not the straw
). Is your friend Asian? #nosey
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@CANDI
“[sidenote: the doc is fine and i wanted him to keep touching me #dontjudgeme] ”
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OH HAIL NO!
**cancellin Rush Card**
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please, you’ve been pinching azz, askin for azz shots
@ohoney yall know how this flexible bish be coming in here flipn and chit but i know if i do it something will get dislocated or broken
lakercrazy says:
@candi ***does back flip into a split walks away with dislocated hip** hey my luv
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lol no @otb, the chiropractor. he’s married but i still fantasized in my head while he was (i’d like to call it caressing but he was really probing and prodding) doing his job. a girl can dream tho!
heyyyy laker
watch i’m gon get right back tomorrow and do some dominique dawes type stuff!
OutsidetheBox says:
“…17 y/o, a 15 and 12 y/o twins…”
Aww shucks! They damn near grown…but they at those ages. I see. :/ I see. SMH. Imma just for y’all! LOL!
And I agree with Man (the gravi not the straw ). Is your friend Asian? #nosey
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Nope, she’s straight up Mexican,
My mom has a nanny that lives with her so she’s good.
She just wants all them fckers to live with me.
@CANDI
”
“please, you’ve been pinching azz, askin for azz shots
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You know I don’t mean nothin by that chit tho! They know I”m just teasin when I pinch they azz. And I think a woman should be proud of their body enough to show their azz. Not because I want to ogle them in a sexual way!
I just tolerate no strange men havin their hand on you.
**secretly prepared to give the rush card back**
Judging from her actions, the courts did the right thing, at least for now. This is a sad situation for everybody!! Success is definitely the best revenge, hopefully she gets it together especially for her sons sake!
@ Sassy – What’s your sign if you don’t mind?
*smacks gum and twirls my hair around my finger* mmm hmm i know u and gentleman and what not. let’s let by gones be by gones. i got some classy outfits i need to buy at charlotte russe so i’m gon need that card boo boo
@CANDI
”
“*smacks gum and twirls my hair around my finger* mmm hmm i know u and gentleman and what not. let’s let by gones be by gones. i got some classy outfits i need to buy at charlotte russe so i’m gon need that card boo boo
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I’m sorry. I don’t even know what came over me. I know youz a good woman and wouldn’t do nothin to hurt me and chit.
**grabs azz**
Here you go baby. I got that thing loaded up for you too.
@candi
watch i’m gon get right back tomorrow and do some dominique dawes type stuff!
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Can we get a “Where is she now?” i bet she bangin on all front now…
@ Man
I see. So you’re the only strange man allowed to feel candi up? You ain’t loading near enough on the Rush card for that kind of exclusivity.
@Candidfl u Gotz man puzazay sprung
Here you go baby. I got that thing loaded up for you too.
Kingstonn’s mama sound like me. I dream rat’now about the day the oldest gets her own…. *deep sigh*
Mexicano? Never woulda guessed! Pretty pic tho for sure.
Thank you baby Jesus in the bugle boy jeans and british knights for DeBarge radio on Pandora. It’s seriously givin me life at work.
@ace i wonder where she is too.
OHoney says:
So @Mean what did you have to do to get your Gravi to change cause if I remember correctly, you were having problems as well.
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Well I went back to the gravatar site and re-added the same pic again. Then after I did that it changed. Are you having problems also?
@ACE
“@candi
watch i’m gon get right back tomorrow and do some dominique dawes type stuff!
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Can we get a “Where is she now?” i bet she bangin on all front now…
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Dawes body was the truff back den! Nice fat lil azz and er’thang.
She was so short tho. She might be a double wide trailer by now.
@ OTB
I’m getting less New York and more Gabby Union. I think it’s the smile. Either way, still a nice pic.
@OTB: Oh! I must have been slow, then! It hought the TP thing was surely a joke and every woman should have confidence that it un-effin-touchable. Confidence is key to beauty.
@Yso: It’s going to be us who have to tame Man, otherwise, he’ll roam free and spread his nonsense.
@OhPretty: I’m the most wonderfullest sign ever!!! (Aquarius)
@CANDI
“I see. So you’re the only strange man allowed to feel candi up? You ain’t loading near enough on the Rush card for that kind of exclusivity. “YSO
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Don’t let these birds mess up yo’ good thang!
Man is #cakin
@MAN
“I ain’t no cheater cause I just been with a HOE like that. I don’t see the point. You gotta be ‘all in’ with your relationship. Just be honest and upfront blah blah blah.”
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The operative word “HOE” in your statement as a substitute noun for “female” would have made me end our conversation right there anyway, so we would NOT have made it past that for you to “tell me some sh*t” any further.
@Mean
He got a couple of “lady friends” my azz! That boy is as single as Kim Kardashian at all of her friends weddings, and is prolly buying vagina from Ms. Myra every night at the local Nasty Kitty.
Unh unh no he didnt!
#cakemasterassdude
*pops gum* i ain’t gon let em mess this thang up *flips hair*
That boy is as single as Kim Kardashian at all of her friends weddings, and is prolly buying vagina from Ms. Myra every night at the local Nasty Kitty.
ROFL ROFL
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I cant with you today!
#BETTYCROCKER
@ Sassy, The Nasty Kitty?
Did you get that from the Steve Harvey Show?
@SASSY
”
“He got a couple of “lady friends” my azz! That boy is as single as Kim Kardashian at all of her friends weddings, and is prolly buying vagina from Ms. Myra every night at the local Nasty Kitty.
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“Nasty Kitty.” LOL
Why “Ms. Myra” sound like she been workin at the strip club since the 80’s?
Yes Mean I am, and have been for about a week now…. it’s like Gravatar don’t wanna let it go.
I gotta put the word out to my homeboys…all the pretty women are on SR.com forget eharomnee and match dot com(spelled incorrectly on purpose)
@ Still
I don’t think I can do it. The spirit is willing but the flesh just wants to knock some sense into him with whatever is handy.
Speaking of…Who the hail you calling a bird?! *sharpens talons*
Why “Ms. Myra” sound like she been workin at the strip club since the 80’s?
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*Trick’s voice* Y’all ain’t sh1t. Your mama’s ain’t sh1t and your babies ain’t gonna be sh1t. Fluck you with a… a sick d1ck.
@Kingston
LOL! No- one of my friends was clowning some knee-boots I bought back in 2004 talking about I “looked like I was about to go work my shift at the Nasty Kitty,” so I’ve been using that line ever since!
@Man
The 70s? Hell no! Ms. Myra been popping that thing there since MLK was visiting. It’s in Tougaloo, Mississippi.
i can’t see gravies so i just assume everyone is beautiful on here
@OHONEY
“I gotta put the word out to my homeboys…all the pretty women are on SR.com forget eharomnee and match dot com(spelled incorrectly on purpose)”
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No Ma’am. N.N.N. (No New Niggas) for SR.com
@OTB
One of the best lines in “Player’s Club.”
Even better is her grabbing money & storming off stage while Big Boy is yelling:
“That’s right! You tell em baby! F*ck em! I LOVE YOU TRIX!!!!”
i think an infusion of testosterone wouldn’t hurt
No Ma’am. N.N.N. (No New Niggas) for SR.com
Selfish, much?
@Cocoa
I see you’ve been on Jia’s site today, huh?
That beached whale shouldve been lampooned!
After all that time does that thing snap and crackle too?
#DryAndWideAsTheGrandCanyon
Man, you worried they gon come in here and say the right things? Sweep some women off their e-feet? Make you realize u shouldn’t talk about or to a woman of a certain caliber the way you do?
Cause they will……
@STILL
“The 70s? Hell no! Ms. Myra been popping that thing there since MLK was visiting. It’s in Tougaloo, Mississippi.”
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Shiiiiiiiid. That thang don’t even “pop” no more. All rickety and chit.
When Ms. Myra started out strippin she was gettin dubloons thrown at her instead of dollars.
I
WE NEED FEASH MEAT!!!! Ayntee can you allow just males to register???
A good parent does NOT let their emotions and feelings interfere with their childs wellbeing period so whether she was pissed off, angry, hurt or whatever she should have never let that get in between doing what she needed to do and following those court orders. She lost those boys on account of her own damn stupidity. Idc if he was cheating or she was cheating, the judge said do this, that and the other and she did not. Instead she kept the boys from him, leaked info to the press, did interviews, made up lies (cause I refuse to believe he would screw Gabby in front of those boys) and badmouthed him to his children. That’s why she lost them and if she hasn’t fixed her issues she won’t get them back. As bad as that son of a b.itch I married was and is I have NEVER once badmouthed him to our kids or in front of them and they saw the stuff he did to us. I say daddy is sick and seeing a dr but he loves you and wishes he was better. That’s all, no more no less. My husband was waaay worse than anything D.Wade could be but when it was over I picked myself up and handled my business as a woman and most importantly as a mother cause ill be damned if I lose my kids over a sorry piece of dyck, no matter how paid he is. She brought this on herself and I have zero sympathy for stupid shyt be it a man or woman
Off to read the other half of the comments now
Watch it Uncle Ruckus.
Don’t trust them new niccas ova dere
Leaving they nicca essence in da air…
@COCOA
THAT’S SAVANNAH IN YOUR GRAVIE AINT IT???!!!!
“Ms Myra” and “Nasty Kitty” just made me think of The Foxy Lady and it’s employees.
<– gravicheck
@O HONEY
“Man, you worried they gon come in here and say the right things? Sweep some women off their e-feet? Make you realize u shouldn’t talk about or to a woman of a certain caliber the way you do?
Cause they will…… ”
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Worried? Nope.
Man, it’s whoever you want it to be baby.
I see you Ace. Nice.
So Ace, you enjoy slow jams huh…..
Man it’s the “obeast” of your dreams. Just lay back and let her love you the way you need to be loved.
Man ur a chubby chaser?
OHoney says:
So Ace, you enjoy slow jams huh…..
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Not all but the one on my name was the recent jam from Lloyd is a real bang(her) that i could see my self playin while i’m at baby makin practice.
Heyy Ace, you know I sometimes like em light like my DADDY.
@CANDI
“Man ur a chubby chaser?”
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GOD NO!!!!!
They are like kryptonite to me!
“That’s right! You tell em baby! F*ck em! I LOVE YOU TRIX!!!!”
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Annnnnnnnd he played there some hoes in this house when she came out?!?!!? Whewwwwww
And
@Cocoa gravi. I hate her. I am personally offended by her “swimsuit”! 
Ace says:
<– gravicheck
Mmmmm I see.
Turn the slow grooves on light some candle too?
THAT’S SAVANNAH IN YOUR GRAVIE AINT IT???!!!!
@COCOA
I don’t want NATHAN cooked so bad I’ll be with willin to wrestle with an “obeast” chick. I like petite, feminine women. Not these bovine hoes.
I’m goin to lunch peeps
She’s not feminine to you????????????????????????????????????
I am appalled.
I like petite, feminine women. Not these bovine hoes.
See fewl this is EXACTLY why they be writing letters bout you and chit! Your use of bovine in reference to larger than your desired size women is unneccessary!
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ELove like a lotta chick but he doesnt come in disparaging the smaller chicks dude.
OHoney says:
Mmmmm I see.
Turn the slow grooves on light some candle too?
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layin her on her stomach while i apply some lotion or oil to her back for a deep massage assited by my ton…oh chit this a family oriented blog …and its too early for this ..and its not friday…
I’m bored..i might through a random topic out there to get people talkin…
@ Man
Keep it up. Savannah gonna register and try and get yo ignant azz banned like Monica did.
@OUTSIDE
“I like petite, feminine women. Not these bovine hoes.
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See fewl this is EXACTLY why they be writing letters bout you and chit! Your use of bovine in reference to larger than your desired size women is unneccessary!
ELove like a lotta chick but he doesnt come in disparaging the smaller chicks dude. ”
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How is “bovine hoes” disparaging?
@YSO
“Keep it up. Savannah gonna register and try and get yo ignant azz banned like Monica did.”
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That would require her to burn too many calories. She’ll prolly ask LeBron to get someone to do it.
I been thinkin Man was effed up in the head since Sassy gave her measurements and he said “whoa” or some chit like that. That nigga ain’t got it all.
@ Ace
Don’t be scurred. I ain’t gonna tell nobody.
Y’all talking about cows makes me want some Chick Fil A. But I’m a Vegetarian.
OutsidetheBox says:
“That’s right! You tell em baby! F*ck em! I LOVE YOU TRIX!!!!”
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Annnnnnnnd he played there some hoes in this house when she came out?!?!!? Whewwwwww
And @Cocoa gravi. I hate her. I am personally offended by her “swimsuit”!
OTB, you WISHED you looked like this after 5 kids
@Man
You know you want her to sit on your face and have you pick them bootleg cd’s off ONE. BY. ONE.
“I like petite, feminine women. Not these bovine hoes.”
Weren’t you screwing a big chick? You make no sense to me…
Are you on medication?
@COCOA
“I been thinkin Man was effed up in the head since Sassy gave her measurements and he said “whoa” or some chit like that. That nigga ain’t got it all.”
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Sassy was lyin bout dat chit that time. Talkin bout 24-64-36 or something. She put her REAL measurements the other day tho.
Surely you jest…? Bovine: of, relating to, or resembling bovines and especially the ox or cow
2: having qualities (as placidity or dullness) characteristic of oxen or cows
A human to a cow? I think you just like to see yourself type, ninja.
@MAMA
““I like petite, feminine women. Not these bovine hoes.”
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Weren’t you screwing a big chick? You make no sense to me…
Are you on medication
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What’s your favorite food?
Y’all talking about cows makes me want some Chick Fil A. But I’m a Vegetarian.
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You poor thing! *takes big bite of pepperoni roll*
So I come back from lunch and Man is trickin!
OTB, you WISHED you looked like this after 5 kids
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I betcha that bish aint got nary a baby neither!!!! ROFL ROFL
She betta get on them videos. Stat!
Kingstonn Im considerin becoming one
Man just likes to see himself do anything. Probably has a mirror over his bed so he can watch himself rub one off.
@BROWN
“So I come back from lunch and Man is trickin!”
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**Lil Wayne voice**
“…It ain’t trickin if you got it…”
**flashes rush card**
UMMMMMMMMMM chik-fil-a………..
Imma need one of those spicee sammiches
ysoserious says:
Man just likes to see himself do anything. Probably has a mirror over his bed so he can watch himself rub one off.
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@OTB
“Surely you jest…? Bovine: of, relating to, or resembling bovines and especially the ox or cow
2: having qualities (as placidity or dullness) characteristic of oxen or cows
A human to a cow? I think you just like to see yourself type, ninja.
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I stand by my description, which is adequate for some women.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@MAMA
““I like petite, feminine women. Not these bovine hoes.”
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Weren’t you screwing a big chick? You make no sense to me…
Are you on medication
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What’s your favorite food?
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Ni99a what? lol and I see you have ADD…
@ Cinnamon
@ Brown, Why? I’ve never eaten a burger in my life, but as soon as I moved to Texas, that’s all i want. Or Chick Fil A, cause people keep telling me how good that spicy sandwich is.
@Kingston How long have you been one?
Man you need your ass beat…. by 20 “bovine hoes” smdh
and write on my tombstone “she whipped her hair real good”
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ROFL!!! @candi
Y’all gettin outrageous with these new requests.:rules: And we running outta plots…We bout to be Burr Oak Cemetery-ing y’all asses soon.
@MAMA
“““I like petite, feminine women. Not these bovine hoes.”
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Weren’t you screwing a big chick? You make no sense to me…
Are you on medication
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What’s your favorite food?
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Ni99a what? lol and I see you have ADD…
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Just answer, I’m going somewhere with this.
I sawwwwwwwy Kingstonn! I must say those are on hit!
@MS. EVERYTHING
“Man you need your ass beat…. by 20 “bovine hoes” smdh”
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I would toss some doughnuts in the opposite direction and take off. You know they wouldn’t catch me.
Prolly thank me for the doughnuts.
kingstonn in Texas eating beef is a requirement
SMH @Man.
Y’all turn. I did my best to de-worm the house dog.
NOT. BURR. OAK. Just toss my a** in the woods. It’d amount to the same thing.
Mamacita says:
@Kingston How long have you been one?
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Since I moved to Jamaica to live with my dad. He was a rastafarian and didn’t eat meat and wouldn’t let me eat meat so it just kinda stuck.
Y’all turn. I did my best to de-worm the house dog
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How long you been trying to do this???
@ OTB
When they get this far gone you have to take em out back like Old Yeller.
Burr Oak Cemetery-ing y’all asses soon
@Man,
I do not see what the problem is, You said until you get kim you had to get what you could get.
How long you been trying to do this???
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Since we e-met.
Since he signed up. Too long.
Dap, what the fluck is in her shirt?
is that the cemetery where they were losing people bodies and chit?
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Chit. Eryday y’all dying all ova the place. *kicks bodies* What us ‘possed to do?
@ OTB……Egg-zach-lee…………SMH
@DAP
“I do not see what the problem is, You said until you get kim you had to get what you could get.”
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Yeah. A nigga livin “day to day.” That still don’t mean I got love for the “obeast” ones.
Hey Dap and get out.
ROFL
@Man Seafood Pasta…
@cocoa, that was man’s ex and now his current is showing.
My Dear Dap,
What in the tripleZ hail have you done to your Gravi?!
Sincerely,
BRB y’all.
I can’t wait til you get turnt out by a big girl
@MAMA
“Seafood Pasta…”
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Ok. Now, do you starve yourself “holding out” for seafood pasta? I mean, if you hungry enough, would you eat that spam sandwhich?
@ OTB
Can’t put niccas in charge of nathan.
As long as you don’t bury me on top of anybody I don’t want to spend the rest of my afterlife with do what you gotta do.
Kingstonn I just be readin alot about all the crap that’s fed to the animals now so that’s why!
Candi you better hope and pary you dont ever have to call customer service for that rush card! You’ll get somebody in a 3rd world country who barely speaks and understand english!
GOOD GOIN RUSSELL!
@ Ms. E
He already has been. He just to proud and stubborn to admit it.
Ms. Everything says:
I can’t wait til you get turnt out by a big girl
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Or Mean
@Man
@ spam sandwich, you are DEAD wrong, who eats that?
I just
@Man HELL NAH I ain’t eatin no damn spam! Especially if I detested the sight, thought, and taste of it.
So you’re saying that’s all you could get huh?
Interesting…
i wouldn’t turn down the donut either
i have a huge sweet tooth.
shoot i like to eat in general. *queen latifah voice* i ain’t one of them salad eatin chicks!
Cocoabana says:
Ms. Everything says:
I can’t wait til you get turnt out by a big girl
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Or Mean
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*swan dives into an open grave* whyyyy?! :crying*
@ Dap
You got my Gravi finger itchin’ something fierce. Please don’t get me started again.
@Cocoa, I just spit out my dang drink when I remembered who @mean was, HAIL NAW
:rofl:.
COCOA
you have made my day!
@MAMA
“HELL NAH I ain’t eatin no damn spam! Especially if I detested the sight, thought, and taste of it.
So you’re saying that’s all you could get huh?
Interesting…”
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LOL if you was HUNGRY ENOUGH, yes you would.
And no, that wasn’t “all I could get.” I live in Baton Rouge, AIDS capital of the U.S. My nigga Civil (he from Baton Rouge too) and I discussed this. You can’t be goin around here fluckin er’thang cause it look right.
She was fuggable and safe.
@yso, I am just showing @man all the chicks he used to date and wondering why he tripping now :rofl:.
@COCOA
“I can’t wait til you get turnt out by a big girl”-Ms. Everything
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Or Mean
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¿¿¿
???
no gay shyt wit me.
@Man I’d stand on the street with a bucket before I’d eat some damn spam. WTF is spam????
So you f’d her because she didn’t have AIDS?
So you’ll stick it in ANYTHING as long as they don’t have AIDS (or an STD) huh?
Interesting…
Get em @Mamacita
@Yso
@Man
Ive never offered my real measurements on here. Youse a lie. Whats wrong? Can’t get it up for a “real” woman with a 64-inch waist?!
@Dap
That’s Man’s type in your gravi! Damn Man! that chick can do splits and everything! Better snatch her up before somebody else get her!
@ Man
It’s not gay. It’s as natural for men to experiment as it is for women, right?
@MAMACITA
“I’d stand on the street with a bucket before I’d eat some damn spam. WTF is spam????
So you f’d her because she didn’t have AIDS?
So you’ll stick it in ANYTHING as long as they don’t have AIDS (or an STD) huh?
Interesting…”
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Ugh. The point is that EVERYONE has a “sliding scale” based on the circumstances. Hey, I love steak and pizza but I’ll slap together some peanut butter and jelly from time to time if I’m hungry enough.
Same principles applies. I was JUST horny enough to fluck that big ol gurl and knew she ain’t have nothing.
And HAIL no I ain’t fluckin “anything.” How the hail you came up with that?
@yso, the bait and switch- check
It can take 6 months to a year for an HIV – positive person to actually test positive….
#SomeShytManMayJustWannaKnow
@YSO
“It’s not gay. It’s as natural for men to experiment as it is for women, right?”
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HAIL NO! Women don’t even believe that. Men and women ain’t identical so we know chit different for them.
#TEAMKNOWYOURSTATUS
@Man
LIES- AGAIN! You wasn’t just “horny enough” to screw that girl, you was in love with that big heifer and you KNOW it!
Stop playing!!!
If you liked her and you know it clap your hands
@ Dap
What’s good for the gander is good for the goose as far as I’m concerned.
And I miss your Gravi. Don’t hurt us no mo.
@SASSY
“LIES- AGAIN! You wasn’t just “horny enough” to screw that girl, you was in love with that big heifer and you KNOW it!
Stop playing!!!”
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HAIL NO!!!!! She knew what it was!
@Man you come on here and act like even touching a big girl will cause you to catch the plague so for you to have sex with one is very strange. If you will lower your standards for something you “detest” it means that you’ll
anything just like you say i’ll eat anything if i’m hungry enough right?
@Dap
where that woman in your gravi come from? Man should love that! He could probably push her legs back and find breakfast, lunch & dinner!
I think he doth protest too much.
@Sassy
girl stop you are going to make him cry, cause “he no lika da big guls” 
@Mamacita
I said that last week or something. If Man could get his penis hard enough to screw something he “detested”, he obviously doesn’t “detest” it as much as he claims.
1st Stop: Obeast
Next Stop: Boy-Vags
Maybe the big girl broke his penis and he hasn’t been able to recover from that traumatizing event which is why he is against big girls now.
@yso, OK I got cha.
@Cocoa, now that is a good conclusion
i knew it when i found those xl drawls stuffed in his couch
@sassy, even better conclusion
@Coco
@ “broke his penis”
@Candi XL? YOu know he only goes for XXL and over! Stop playin!
@ candi
You sure they wasn’t Man’s pretty manties? Maybe Diddy sent him some as a “tahnk you”.
@Sassy
Well all know he gets a little psycho when he’s off his Meds!
Ahem. That’s supposed to be thank.
@yso, Nope you said it right the first time. That’s how they talk
His favorite sized panties is “obeast.”
And
at xl draws cause I caught my ex.with some xxl vickies talking bout they was mine knowing good and damn well I wear a small 
@Man
Why you so silent now?
Probably off rubbing one out to a picture of Rosie O’Donnell.
Maybe Kirstie Alley.
Star Jones (before Al & the surgery).
*ahem* Rick Ross…..
Just saying….
@sassy Rickey Rozay Baby :homoswitch:
@Ms. Everything
Is that more upsetting, or just funny?
I’d have laughed my azz off! I’m sure he hurt himself way more than he hurt you!
I got a few thoughts about lovein dem big girls..but i think I’ll keep them until friday during grown folks time. man and i will probalby agree to disagree when it comes to them
@Still you forgot Precious aka Gabby
@Ace, Please tell. We can pretend it’s friday
Yeah Ace, what Dap said.
So um Ace, what’s your opinion?????
Yall forced me to change my gravi back! I couldnt have my baby up with the way yall be actin
@Ms. Everything
I’d throw that in his face everytime I see him until he dies!
@Mamacita
We obviously hit a nerve- you see he got all quiet and stuuf now.
@Ace
Pray tell, sir.
Ace…..we waitin *sitn in my chocolate recliner*
@Ohoney, That recliner sounds delicious, btw I am hungry :lol:.
Men’s Guide To Lovin a Big Girl (by request)
1. Change You Expectations
– You can’t approach layin down a big girl the same way you would a lovin a skinny chick. They are not the same. So you can’t expect to use the same methods to achieve the same results
2. Can’t be lazy
-A big girl has a lot more real estate to cover which means more work for the man. Some men don’t like more work to achieve a common result as with a skinny chick.
3. Right tool for the job
– If you lay both a big chick and a skinny chick next to each other and make them spread eagle you’ll notice the big chick tends to have a little more meatiness to her. this creates a larger buffer or threshold you have to cross before you begin you travel to the sweet spot(not the gspot)* If I’m with a skinny girl i may get to the sweet spot* before wishing rod is 1/2-3/4 deep. But with a big girl that extra threshold size may require you to be 90-100% all in to reach that same point. So if you grabbed the wrong toolbox you may be disappointed.
4. Foreplay
– some of the best mic sessions if received have come from big girls and from my experience they have the advantage of thee additional years of experience. This extra experience comes from years in highschool when the guys wouldn’t lay a hand on big girl so to get the guys the big girl would learn to kill the mic when the skinny chicks thought that was “nasty”. (also applies to the ugly chicks)
will add to the guide upon request(flexibility, Pros/Cons, Dates etc..)
*sweet spot: woman want us to hit their gspot. but men want to hit that spot where the women grunts and say “ow..ok your too far..” thats strokes are ego letting us know we got it. when we hit this spot we are feeling good about ourselfs.
um Ace i disagree big time with 4
Brown you beat me to it! I’mma have to take a survey on that one
BROWNSUGAPOET says:
um Ace i disagree big time with 4
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“some of the best mic sessions if received have come from big girls and from my experience”
only basin it off my own experiences…and most of the big girls I’ve been with knew out to get DOWN! while 90% of the avg skinny chicks were all “i don’t do that” or half heated 1-2min peck sessions
@BROWN AND HONEY
He tellin the truff on #4 too. Big guls start suckin di©k on average 2.7 years before petite attractive women.
Ok then Mr @Ace, I got that now. But I was once a “skinny” size 5 in high school and I just reached my “big girl status” in recent years (size 14). I have known that since 12th grade that rapping was the way to go. So by now i am a professional rapper and kill the mike and take the trophy EVERY TIME I perform. But I enjoyed your guide and want to know when are you going to finish?
@ACE
So, is C-Milli a big ol gul?
Damn!
I’m a size 7 but I always though I was damn good MC! (From what I was always told.)
Are you saying some two tons of fun chick may come eat my man’s penis and steal him from me?!
:confused:
Ace the part i disagreed about was the high school part, but maybe I’m delusional since i was 19 before i gave it up and you can best believe I was spekain into the mic! I was a late started but I made up for it!
4. Foreplay
– some of the best mic sessions if received have come from big girls and from my experience they have the advantage of thee additional years of experience. This extra experience comes from years in highschool when the guys wouldn’t lay a hand on big girl so to get the guys the big girl would learn to kill the mic when the skinny chicks thought that was “nasty”. (also applies to the ugly chicks)
THIS.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@ACE
So, is C-Milli a big ol gul?
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You leave C.Milli out of this
…but big girls can get love too…you just gotta know what you doing and getting into…
Thank you Sassy for blurting out words and ruining the codeed language that I was starting to like
*coded sorry
StillASassyOne says:
Damn!
I’m a size 7 but I always though I was damn good MC! (From what I was always told.)
Are you saying some two tons of fun chick may come eat my man’s penis and steal him from me?!
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Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@BROWN AND HONEY
He tellin the truff on #4 too. Big guls start suckin di©k on average 2.7 years before petite attractive women
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2.7 YRS MAN? LMAO. Yall r too funny.
@BROWN AND HONEY
He tellin the truff on #4 too. Big guls start suckin di©k on average 2.7 years before petite attractive women.
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thank you for the confirmation..
@Dap you started in 12th see the big girl started mid 9th -10th grade hell even some start in middle school…
@brown you started at 19…yeah big girl started before you…
@ sassy i doubt your endanger of losing anyone…if anything he’s in danger of losing you…
to answer all with 1 post…i never said the skinny girl never caught up…but big girl has been doin it longer….more seasoned on avg. this post was not to down the skinny girls it was to show how and why men should approach the big girl.
@Ohoney
Ace I’m not insulted at all….I was just sayin, cause I have no experience with a big girl, I wanted to take a poll.
@Ace
Awwwww! Thank you!!
@Man
I hope you are somewhere taking notes from Ace, Elove, Mean and every other male on this blog!!!
how did yall hit 402 comments?
@Sassy, mostly they are still trying to deny they like big girls. But when they settle down and get married her azz prob is not going to be a size 2, more like the AVERAGE chick in America that is a size 10.
@SASSY
“I hope you are somewhere taking notes from Ace, Elove, Mean and every other male on this blog!!!”
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Hey, I MAY learn a thing or two from one of the niggas on here. I’m not arrogant enough to think I know everything.
BUT, my nigga ACE can have ALL the big guls. Leave dem pretty lil things to me.
I don’t remember EVER being in a size 2!!
@DAP
“mostly they are still trying to deny they like big girls. But when they settle down and get married her azz prob is not going to be a size 2, more like the AVERAGE chick in America that is a size 10.”
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A size 10 couldn’t even get an “official” status from me. Much less an engagment ring and marriage. She kaint cook nair meal that good.
@Man
Ummmmm, a size 10 don’t look nothing like what you thinking it looks like dear. See: Beyonce’ during her “Destinys Child” days.
And I’m kinda bottom heavy so most of my jeans are a 7/8….unless i’m in those European stores (see: H&M), then it’s a 10.
Better get your mind right!
@Dap
I totally agree. Most of these dudes will be settled down with a Size 8 and up. They may not know it, but they will.
StillASassyOne says:
@Dap
I totally agree. Most of these dudes will be settled down with a Size 8 and up. They may not know it, but they will.
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i will concur…as when i do settle down it will definitely be with a woman with some meat on her…(don’t know sizes never cared)
So if you grabbed the wrong toolbox you may be disappointed.
And @Man Maliah Michele? Def. at least a sz 12 on bottom, bruh.
I hope the judge or whomever does what’s best for the kids at the end of the day
Gabby didn’t say she didn’t like kids either
there’s wayyyy too much ugly on that flyer..