This video was shot 2 months ago but it is just now going viral on YouTube thanks to the combined efforts of Gawker.com and the Huffington Post.
In the video, a courageous young lady goes off on a flasher after he rubbed his junk up against her on a New York subway train. The unidentified woman wondered aloud why the man was rubbing up against her when there was so much space on the train. “Then I see his penis out!” she screamed.
At the mere mention of penis, all the manly men on the train whip their cell phone cameras out and start shooting.
The extremely embarrassed flasher implores the lady to retract her accusation since it wasn’t his penis clad in a condom that she saw.
“Oh, you’re getting f*cking arrested! I’m not leaving your side,” she responds. “My plans are done for the night. I’m escorting you to the police station. Oh, yes! Oh, f*cking yes!”
No word on what happened to the hapless flasher.
Wow.
That nasty lil phuker, i wuda yanked the pissed out that chit…but then again thats proly what he wanted. neva mind
I’m with you Sandra. Why do these “manly men” keep asking this dude to see his penis??!?? They’re like half listening to what the lady is saying but keep asking ‘ole boy to look at his schlong. Eeewwhhhh!!!
Man…what did you get yourself into!!!
I knew one day you were going to get caught! 
White Lady was pissed! Her voice was annoying…who lets their penis loose like that though outside of their home?
At the mere mention of penis, all the manly men on the train whip their cell phone cameras out and start shooting
Sandra, u’s a fool!
:lol:@WUTWUZ
Gotta love SR’s passive aggressiveness!!!!
At the mere mention of penis, all the manly men on the train whip their cell phone cameras out and start shooting.
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And the Best Journalism Award goes to Sandra Rose
Can’t even flash on the subway these days. SMH.
Palin in 2012!
Palin in 2012!
and 
Sad, the female had more heart than the men on the train
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Can’t even flash on the subway these days. SMH.
Palin in 2012!
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i can’t see videos. she shoulda cut his vienna sausage off
She prolly asked to see it but started shining once the camera came on. Tryin to “protect” her image and chit. Why not CALL the police instead of TAKING HIM TO THE POLICE???
Yeah… hoe took that nigga home.
Unfortunately we are numb to this type of foolishness on the train chit in the 90’s anything went on the train. Its unfortunate but more than a few can tell stories about nutjobs pulling out they chit on the train including me and that was before phone cameras hell before everyone had cellphones.
Thats horrible. Who does that?! I hope he got locked up. Now I guess he can show his thing the ladies on cell block D.
@Man… I was thinking that as she was in what looked like a subway she might not of had reception on her phone. She was the victim of sexual assault and I applaud her for saying something and not being to embarrassed to hide her outrage. Maybe that reaction will prevent perverts for engaging in similar acts in the future.
MAN spoken like a true person who dont live in NY she would have to take him to the police once she gets to a station. Underground you dont get service so you cant call no one. The best you can do is pull the emergency brake but that might not be the best thing.
@PROBERSON
“I was thinking that as she was in what looked like a subway she might not of had reception on her phone. She was the victim of sexual assault and I applaud her for saying something and not being to embarrassed to hide her outrage. Maybe that reaction will prevent perverts for engaging in similar acts in the future.”
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“Oh, you’re getting f*cking arrested! I’m not leaving your side,” she responds. “My plans are done for the night. I’m escorting you to the police station. Oh, yes! Oh, f*cking yes!”
Re-read this again…
Now, does this sound like someone that really wants to get someone “arrested?” She took dude home. I’m willing to bet no police charges were filed or complaints taken.
wowwww! just wow.. I wonder if he works for TSA! #security
Im willing to bet you dont know nathan about what you are talking about
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!
Just reading all your responses was better than the video itself!!!
Guess who my money is on.
His dumb perverted azz lucky his azz ain’t get cut or shot. People gon learn to stop the foolishness that they’re doing.
@man.. yea whatever! she said basically that i am not leaving your side because you are not going to escape the long hand of the law and as my phone is not working here i will find someone with authority or testicular fortitude to deal with you accordingly. her body language and tone did not imply that she was in any way attracted to that man or aroused by his actions. what he did was not even caught on camera so if your theory if you theory was correct she would of been silent and let him continue to rub up against her until he got his nut.
So hes was pressing up against her and she was good until she saw it?
ungrateful chick
@MISS HARLEM
”
“Im willing to bet you dont know nathan about what you are talking about
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Is this at me?
@AL BOY
“So hes was pressing up against her and she was good until she saw it? ungrateful chick”
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“hair flip… where the fuc* is the conductor!?” lol. that was my favorite part. i’m mad that that man had a purse… well actually i am not because i don’t want to see his schlong.
PROB dont even bother you are correct there is no service she couldnt call she had to stay by his side and speaking from experience I made sure I stayed by that azzhole side with a razor until I got to a station where a station agent can call the police. This is not uncommon it just honestly doesnt happen as often as it use to due to cell phone cameras and youtube etc but back in the day please this was not unusual.
i saw a clip of a chick “pleasing” another chick on the nyc or atl subway i think
mirsmommy says:
His dumb perverted azz lucky his azz ain’t get cut or shot. People gon learn to stop the foolishness that they’re doing.
and remind to tell that to your gravi as well!! 
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Booty Booty Buttcheeks Booty Buttcheeks BLLBLBLBLBLBLB
@PROB
” yea whatever! she said basically that i am not leaving your side because you are not going to escape the long hand of the law and as my phone is not working here i will find someone with authority or testicular fortitude to deal with you accordingly. her body language and tone did not imply that she was in any way attracted to that man or aroused by his actions. what he did was not even caught on camera so if your theory if you theory was correct she would of been silent and let him continue to rub up against her until he got his nut.”
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-he was rubbin on her
-he pulled his di©k out
-she noticed the camera phone
-she “reacted” to play it off
-later, she took him home
whats up Miss H MIRS how you?
MAN yes because in the train its not like how you saying so just based on your response alone I know you never been on the train. I couldnt imagine you on the train anyway you would be ready to kill especially during rush hour where you are packed like sardines literally so people would be pressed up against each other.
jazzyiest says:
I’m with you Sandra. Why do these “manly men” keep asking this dude to see his penis??!?? They’re like half listening to what the lady is saying but keep asking ‘ole boy to look at his schlong. Eeewwhhhh!!!
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Bishazzness at its finest!!!! SMFH.
Heyyy ALBOY how you babe? How is that orange gig treating you?
CANDI I am willing to bet it was NY *holds head down*
they don’t have trains in LA where he lives. only carts pulled by alligators and those boats with the big fans on the back
harlem u might be right. looked the trains i been on there. :-/
@miss Im good selling tangelos and oranges its thanksgiving/christmas getting tipped and err thang
Heyyy AL
@ Candi, I saw that chit, too.
@MissHarlem i can’t fathom or even imagine how incensed i would be if i someone had the audacity to do something like that to me. they need to have cameras and security on the trains to prevent this type of activity. i heard stories about this but i thought it was something that happened back in the 80s. not a good look! i just don’t understand. did he just wake up and say hmmmmm…. i’m going to go on the train and rub off on some random lady. i bet this would of had a whole different ending if she had been a sista! he would of been beat down, that little red cord thing would of been pulled and this would have been on the 7, 10 and 11oclock news!
candibfly says:
they don’t have trains in LA where he lives. only carts pulled by alligators and those boats with the big fans on the back
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You ain’t right.
@ candibfly
they don’t have trains in LA where he lives. only carts pulled by alligators and those boats with the big fans on the back
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candibfly says:
they don’t have trains in LA where he lives. only carts pulled by alligators and those boats with the big fans on the back
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Oh snap son!!!
Can we get a
on Soul Boss Nova Quincy Jones talking about ‘Ye?
@ Str8Cpt good morning!
GOOD MORNING ALL
STR8 SANDRA DID POST THAT ONE? DID HE SAY SOMETHING ELSE
HEY MIRS, YVONNE, CANDI GIRL, CFREE, YSO, AL BABY, MAN, HARLEM, WUZ, KIMI, PROB..YOU LOOKIN HANDSOME IN THAT GRAVI SIR, JAZZY AND TIFF I SEE YOU BOO.
Hey SR Fam!!!!
STr8Cpt…the feathery hair in your gravi…oh my!
Proberson…your new gravi pic looks good
Mirs…your gravi’s azz pic looks like it’s typing and talking to us
Msthickums how you?
@ PROB security is beefed up since the 80’s and 90’s but all that chit cost money and this state is tightening the budget so that the debt can be a lil under control. MTA as is has a huge problem when it comes to budget which in turn the public has to shell out more money. Yes it is something that is hard to consider that someone would actually do that.
HEY CHB MY COACH LUVIN COMPADRE…WHERE YOU BEEN?
IM GOOD AL HOW ABOUT YOU
MIRS YOU GOT MAIL
@ STR8 that is a post already
MS heyyyyyy
CHB heyyy hun
Dayum Thickness…we were typing at the same time…I wanted to tell Proberson first :ma
THICKNESS IS HERE!!! HAAAAYYYYY!!!!
:hugs: Miss Harlem…who’s in your gravi?
Im good thick just chillin
STR8 WHERE ARE YOU
Are we going to get a
today? Sandra might be tryin to chill round the holidays and chit.
@AlBoy
@Man…you aren’t serious about Palin…are you?
where is ChaCha at this morning?
I lOVE those type of whyte people….lol…they can talk a niccah outta eating bar-b-que… smh…too scared to go to jail…those type of whyte people do NOT drop charges #realshyt, by any means necessary you “Gets IT”…lol.
How you Corp Queen?
She needs to start carryin in a tser! It would have been extremely funny if she tasered his azz or peen for that matter!
*SCREAMS KRYSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII* HEY BOO WHERE YOU BEEN
KRYSI J!!!!
Thickness…why this girl get me all hyped up…she was like you can ask for the *deleted items* at the Coach store and get them half price…I looked like a fool…they told me you have to be an employee or the employee has to actually make the purchase for you.
Heyyyy Thickness and CorpQueen
It’s tawkin just like Ace Ventura’s azz.
@Alboy…I have applied your words of widsom more to my life :hugs:
CORP I WOULD HAVE PUNCHED HER.
I SAID I WAS GONNA WORK THEIR PART-TIME TILL I GET EVERY BAG I WANT..CAUSE THE EMPLOYEES GET EVERYTHING HALF-OFF EVEN IF ITS NEW OR OLD.
Hey Proberson *fist bump*
Morning SR Fam I can’t do roll call
@MAN WHY ARE YOU EYES BIG NOW BUDDY
LIL SCARED NOW
STR8 EMAIL ME mizzthickness79 at hotmail I HAVE A QUESTIONS TO ASK YOU
THICKNESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Krysi!!!
Thickness, you got mail.
@ Queen glad i could help
@Mirs
that’s exactly what I was thinking
This subway thing reminds me of a scene from the movie “For Colored Girls” #nomoviespoiler but…
The girl turns around and the dude she let in her house is butt booty azz nakkid…saying some crap like you know want this….
I would have turned back around with a knife and showed him who he messing with
@MS. THICKNESS
“WHY ARE YOU EYES BIG NOW BUDDY LIL SCARED NOW”
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Neva scared…
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@MS. THICKNESS
“WHY ARE YOU EYES BIG NOW BUDDY LIL SCARED NOW”
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Neva scared…
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JUST A LIL ALARMED
@thickness
on punching her out
I would be spend the whole check on more items
@THICK
““WHY ARE YOU EYES BIG NOW BUDDY LIL SCARED NOW”
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Neva scared…
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JUST A LIL ALARMED”
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@Thick…aww chit What did I do?
*knocks man’s coffee cup out his hands*
is it thanksgiving yet? *sigh*
NOTHING BAD JUST EMAIL ME
@MAN…
OKAY SIR
MIRS I DIDNT GET ANYTHING…RESEND IT
@ candi
whats your email maam?
CANDI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
caddy26marie @ hotmail. com
candibfly says:
*knocks man’s coffee cup out his hands*
is it thanksgiving yet? *sigh*
Hey Candi!
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And that’s how you enter a room!!!
@CANDI YOU SHOULD HAVE JUMPED AT EM AND SAY “WHAT”
lol i was typing that thickness
@wut i like to make an entrance (french pronunciation)
Ms. Thickness says:
MIRS I DIDNT GET ANYTHING…RESEND IT
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Resent.
How yall goin encourage her to knock my drink outta my hand and chit?
I’m bored… let me check my files for interesting pics
@MAN JUST A LIL
Nope to kiddy…
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
How yall goin encourage her to knock my drink outta my hand and chit?
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Should we encourage her to cut you and ya peen instead????
Nigga TRY to be a good man and chit…
<<<SMH
mirsmommy says:
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
How yall goin encourage her to knock my drink outta my hand and chit?
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Should we encourage her to cut you and ya peen instead????
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Now Now Mirs.. he just experienced peen trouble on the train with that lady… let’s not give him flashbacks
@Wut…No don’t do it
@MIRS
“How yall goin encourage her to knock my drink outta my hand and chit?
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Should we encourage her to cut you and ya peen instead???? ”
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My precious Candi would NEVER do such a thing!
whats going on in here
CHB its Lil Kim and Nicki Minaj in happier times
Str8Cpt says:
@Wut…No don’t do it
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I can’t help it… they just keep calling me (my pookie voice)
try me
i feel like how mirs felt yesterday. people at work are getting on my fudging nerves! people always wanna change sh1t at the last minute that don’t need to be changed. *flips over the pentago*
@ candi
you should probably check your email in a few.
Since when? I must have missed that.
@ WUT
I thought I told you to log out of your Gravi account.
@Wut..she reminds me of Tommy the Clown? Remember him?
Somebody can’t wait til Thursday.. little chicken to tide er ova..
@YSO
@ Man trying to be good.
”
Since when? I must have missed that.”
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**here SHE go…**
@ MAN
You create your twitter page yet?
did anyone hear about Fantasia aborting that dudes baby?
@WUT
“Somebody can’t wait til Thursday.. little chicken to tide er ova..”
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“Ima just eat one bucket of chicken so I can keep this figure.”
Str8Cpt says:
@Wut..she reminds me of Tommy the Clown? Remember him?
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@YSO… You left me alone….I was bored….I couldn’t help it!!!
@DANIELLE
”
“You create your twitter page yet?
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Nope… not yet. I AIN’T FORGOT THO!
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@WUT
“Somebody can’t wait til Thursday.. little chicken to tide er ova..”
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“Ima just eat one bucket of chicken so I can keep this figure.”
*mysidehurts* 
just one bucket…
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*makes sure my tweets are protected*
i’m check my email in a few
@ CANDI I understand if you need me to come by in the whip with the dead presidents mask and shotgun holla at me. I havent lifted a finger since I been at work and just noticed I didnt even open all my systems clearly I aint doing chit today
@CANDI
“*makes sure my tweets are protected*”
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**here SHE go…**
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Anybody baking rolls on thursday? My gravi says she has all the yeast(check the tattoo) you’ll need…
@King…that was a post already
Glad to know I’m not the only one who was a little behind.
I ain’t going nowhere. I’m trying to be nice too.
(pouts)
Have I made you that sensitive? Do you need a hug?*
*Before you cringe in horror, I ain’t gonna hug you. My niceness has it’s limits. I was just askin.
@harlem i been tryin to chill but niggas keep comin round with work for me to do! my pimp hand is itchin to smack a b1tch today! what they think this is?!
Only YSO
@ WUT, please stop, and slowly back away from your computer, but please change that gravi first.
loggin out see yall later
Good Morning Fam
I see they finally posted “the” video…online..i knew this would happen..
This was all just misunderstanding…see what had happen was…
I had just got to the Sublevel to catch the train…but i need to “Go” so i rushed to the restroom and whipped out pretty ricky and took care of my business just when i was getting my 2 shakes in i heard last call.. for my train…so i quickly darted out of the rest room and bolted through the closing doors to make it on. This woman(the one seen above had boarded just before me so i natural knocked into her in my haste. after my heart calmed down and i collected myself i reached for my Purel that was in my pocket(gotta carry it in these public transportation area) i realized i had forgot put pretty ricky away. and just as i spotted it..she spotted it too…i quickly gathered him up and put him away…but by that time it was too late she yelped and threatened to snitch because she didn’t believe a person of my complexion had a license to carry such equipment(guess I’m not dark enough) racism still lives today. At that time she getting all historical and then the closet door opens and these dude with camera phones start askin to see my meat. I’m not homophobic but it was overwhelming so i just shut up…and quickly got off at the next landing…she got off as well and followed me for about 5mins then i told talked to here…and handed her my card she realized she was over exaggerating and apologized…so can we all just move to another post…
did anyone notice how everyone just skipped over the TI post. Auntie gonna mess around and get all TI post black listed…if she doesn’t lower her shield….
@YSO
“I ain’t going nowhere. I’m trying to be nice too.
(pouts)
Have I made you that sensitive? Do you need a hug?*
*Before you cringe in horror, I ain’t gonna hug you. My niceness has it’s limits. I was just askin.”
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¿Huh?
Is this load of chit directed at me?
@Choco
Instigating heifer.
:hugs:
Lawd I swear this happened to me before. The train was crowded to the point I couldn’t move or look down but I kept feeling something familiar rubbing on my hand. Once the next stop came (it was an express train) and some people got off sure enough this white mf’er was rubbing his penis on my hand. I screamed and cussed so loud he ran off the train. People were looking at me like I was crazy. I simple told them don’t look at me he was rubbing his penis on my hand.
SN: Charlamange the God will be making a return to NY radio replacing that boring behind Ed Lover.
@ Ace
We didn’t skip over T.I. Auntie kicked us out of it.
i dont read old posts…
Ace says:
Good Morning Fam
I see they finally posted “the” video…online..i knew this would happen..
This was all just misunderstanding…see what had happen was…
I had just got to the Sublevel to catch the train…but i need to “Go” so i rushed to the restroom and whipped out pretty ricky and took care of my business just when i was getting my 2 shakes in i heard last call.. for my train…so i quickly darted out of the rest room and bolted through the closing doors to make it on. This woman(the one seen above had boarded just before me so i natural knocked into her in my haste. after my heart calmed down and i collected myself i reached for my Purel that was in my pocket(gotta carry it in these public transportation area) i realized i had forgot put pretty ricky away. and just as i spotted it..she spotted it too…i quickly gathered him up and put him away…but by that time it was too late she yelped and threatened to snitch because she didn’t believe a person of my complexion had a license to carry such equipment(guess I’m not dark enough) racism still lives today. At that time she getting all historical and then the closet door opens and these dude with camera phones start askin to see my meat. I’m not homophobic but it was overwhelming so i just shut up…and quickly got off at the next landing…she got off as well and followed me for about 5mins then i told talked to here…and handed her my card she realized she was over exaggerating and apologized…so can we all just move to another post…
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Hmmm, interesting
, but Ace, why did you have the condom on, if you just used the restroom???? 
Yso just fuk Man and then all the tension would be released NO?
@ACE
“I see they finally posted “the” video…online..i knew this would happen..
This was all just misunderstanding…see what had happen was…
I had just got to the Sublevel to catch the train…but i need to “Go” so i rushed to the restroom and whipped out pretty ricky and took care of my business just when i was getting my 2 shakes in i heard last call.. for my train…so i quickly darted out of the rest room and bolted through the closing doors to make it on. This woman(the one seen above had boarded just before me so i natural knocked into her in my haste. after my heart calmed down and i collected myself i reached for my Purel that was in my pocket(gotta carry it in these public transportation area) i realized i had forgot put pretty ricky away. and just as i spotted it..she spotted it too…i quickly gathered him up and put him away…but by that time it was too late she yelped and threatened to snitch because she didn’t believe a person of my complexion had a license to carry such equipment(guess I’m not dark enough) racism still lives today. At that time she getting all historical and then the closet door opens and these dude with camera phones start askin to see my meat. I’m not homophobic but it was overwhelming so i just shut up…and quickly got off at the next landing…she got off as well and followed me for about 5mins then i told talked to here…and handed her my card she realized she was over exaggerating and apologized…so can we all just move to another post…’
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You sound eerily convincing my nigga.
Like you’ve had to explain this chit before!
iscream says:
Lawd I swear this happened to me before. The train was crowded to the point I couldn’t move or look down but I kept feeling something familiar rubbing on my hand. Once the next stop came (it was an express train) and some people got off sure enough this white mf’er was rubbing his penis on my hand. I screamed and cussed so loud he ran off the train. People were looking at me like I was crazy. I simple told them don’t look at me he was rubbing his penis on my hand.
SN: Charlamange the God will be making a return to NY radio replacing that boring behind Ed Lover.
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Ewwwww.
I can’t wait til Charlamagne gets back on the air. :woot:
@mir..
no where in the vid do you here the word condom…nor do you see one…
this is what happens when people play “telephone” over 2 months things get added and turned around…
Awwwwww…Somebody does need a hug…
Any volunteers? Kingstonn…Candi…BROWN…Mean…Mirs Gravi…?
@Choco
NO.
CANDI that is absurd for people to seriously pass you work this week *flips hair and pops gum all the while sucking my teeth*
i’m annoyed. i need El DeBarge to comfort me right now *slides down the wall and hangs my head*
who needs a hug?
@harlem i know right! *pats my head and rotates my wig* iono why the fudge they think i’m workin on a holiday weekend. kiss my grits!
I tell ya…
“Niggaz love to scream peace after they start some chit”-Tupac
Truer words have never been spoken.
Goin be “peace in the middle east” ‘fo I act like I’m friends with a muthaflucka.
@YSO
Y NOT you should give us a show let us know what you would do to MAN if he WAS your type I wanna know! Want some ideas to inspire you?
@kingstonn
Man does.
Sorry YSO i have a 1 hug maximum for the week and I just gave that out!
Goin be “peace in the middle east” ‘fo I act like I’m friends with a muthaflucka.
What is she gave crucial head and look like KIM K 
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Ace says:
@mir..
no where in the vid do you here the word condom…nor do you see one…
this is what happens when people play “telephone” over 2 months things get added and turned around…
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Ummmm, Ace bew, the dudes in the video asked ya perverted azz to let them see the penis with the condom, so run tell dat, homeboy.
El DeBarge to comfort me right now
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Y was I singing with EL this morning “And all this love is waiting for you” CHILE!!!!
i’m not really a hug type of person either. gimme some dap and keep it movin.
Choco says:
@YSO
Y NOT you should give us a show let us know what you would do to MAN if he WAS your type I wanna know! Want some ideas to inspire you?
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Who got Choco’s azz started????
@Choco
No thanks. I’ll pass.
(sigh)
I guess I’ve hurt you too bad. Oh well. I tried. Azzhole.
@choco because all of his songs are timeless classics
*swoons*
@ yso
think i’ll pass on that note.
@CHOCO
“Goin be “peace in the middle east” ‘fo I act like I’m friends with a muthaflucka.
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What is she gave crucial head and look like KIM K”
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Mike Singletary voice: “Can’t do it!”
@MIRS
YSO and MAN you know they got that LOVE THANG goin on!
@YSO
What did you try??? Bish open jaws and let MAN in
when did this hatred start?
@BROWN
Who you gave your hug to?
Maybe Mean is the hugger around here then.
@MAN
AWWW MAN (Pam from Martin voice)
Okay well what if She were the only girl in the world (Rihanna)
No hugs required…
**pinches all the azzes**
when did this hatred start?
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Surely you realize this is not REAL HATRED but a MUTUAL Attraction
:hugs: for MEEEEEEE!
@Choco
Stop trying to play out your freaky fantasies with me and Man. It ain’t gonna happen. That’s one thing we will definitely agree on.
What ya’ll talkin bout in here? I know y’all know talkin bout that white woman anymore.
@YSO
NOW hush guhl pretend he’s Denzel now tell me what would you do? 
My freaky fantasies don’t involve you or MAN you guyz are too straight for my taste
*kicks ur mug again* hope u get 3rd degree burns
@ candi
That’s not hatred. It’s pain. I hurt him by taking shots (some cheap) at him every time I saw his screenname. Now he’s sensitive and chit. I’ve ruined him for you…
Your welcome.
@ man – have you ever shaved your head bald? and what is your opinion on goatees?
@CANDI
“*kicks ur mug again* hope u get 3rd degree burns”
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**OUCH!!!**
You know that don’t even mean anything when I do it!
Choco says:
@YSO
My freaky fantasies don’t involve you or MAN you guyz are too straight for my taste NOW hush guhl pretend he’s Denzel now tell me what would you do?
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SMH.
Now he’s sensitive and chit. I’ve ruined him for you…
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Man sensitive??? Are we talking about the same guy??? I mean he’s the furthest from sensitive or even having sensitivity we ALL know this!
Stop it. And Denzel is kinda old. And fat. Maybe Tyrese…
Choco says:
Now he’s sensitive and chit. I’ve ruined him for you…
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Man sensitive??? Are we talking about the same guy??? I mean he’s the furthest from sensitive or even having sensitivity we ALL know this!
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that’s a front. he cried during snow white
@KINGSTON
“have you ever shaved your head bald? and what is your opinion on goatees?”
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???
Yes, I have shaved my head before. I have a goatee so I guess their ok. Why do you ask?
@CANDI
“Now he’s sensitive and chit. I’ve ruined him for you…
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Man sensitive??? Are we talking about the same guy??? I mean he’s the furthest from sensitive or even having sensitivity we ALL know this!
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that’s a front. he cried during snow white ”
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There was something in my eye.
Now Man and Candi are MUCH more interesting to read.
are you bald now?
& i dont know – im just wondering.
YSoSerious says:
Now Man and Candi are MUCH more interesting to read.
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Now Man and Candi are MUCH more interesting to read.
they all lovey scaredy cat dovey 
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K bish you are so point about this!
HEY Don’t nobody talk about DENZEL (Living Color)
Hm…Methinks our dear Kingstonn is up to something…
@KINGSTON
“are you bald now?
& i dont know – im just wondering.”
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No. I have a conservative low cut…
Are you trying to guess as to why I won’t put up a pic?
GOATEES SEXY HOT
but not at MAN 
nope. just asking questions.
Are you trying to guess as to why I won’t put up a pic?
She justs wants to know if you have pubey hair 
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y’all remember the game guess who? where u had to say “does your person wear glasses?” then if u say no u flip down all the ppl with glasses? that’s what kingstonn sounds like
@kingstonn
Uh huh.
@Str8
Email Proberson
@ candi, i used to love that game!
did you ever check your email? its a matter of most importance.
@ man, do you get your eyebrows trimmed?
You are on a roll today. Why you need me to go after Man when you’re so good at it?
@ str8
@kingstonn i have checked my mail, i don’t see anything
@KINGSTON
I see…
HEY THICK!! HEY MIRS…HEY EVERYBODY!!
I missed yall…lol, AND MAN…so its like that huh?..umm hmmm…remember what happened last time you tried me…??? *cut throat signal*
@kingstonn
Can I play Guess Who too? I’m real good at it.
You are on a roll today. Why you need me to go after Man when you’re so good at it?
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Cuz he doesn’t pay attn to me it’s like shoo fly but with you he comes out with teeth gnarling
I can’t see the vid at work but these responses have me
haha!
@Choco why email Proberson
@KINGSTON
“do you get your eyebrows trimmed?”
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No. Why would I do that?
Krsyiiiii
You finally decided to show in this post huh
Hey Krysi.
Uh oh. Man’s Queen Bee is back. Somebody finna get stung.
@Str8
Cuz Proberson always speaks to you personally so ya knowwwww
@TINK
Uh you owe me bew! K!
@KRYSI J
Where u been at? You know I wouldn’t try you… NO MATTER WHAT ANY OF THESE BIRDS TELL YOU!
:hugs:
*hops on phrozen’s back*
*paula dean voice* happy holidays y’all
(passes Str8 a Kotex)
Just nasty. SMH.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@KRYSI J
Where u been at? You know I wouldn’t try you… NO MATTER WHAT ANY OF THESE BIRDS TELL YOU!
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WHAT ANY OF THESE BIRDS TELL YOU!
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Ummm BIRDS now so I guess you think that sounded better than HOE huh
@MIRS
and ^ 5
this nigga don’t never learn
@Choco you must got a love jones for Proberson
*Fed-Ex’s some condoms to Choco*
Do ya thing ma
I guess being a bird is better than being a hoe.
Huh. You ARE trying to be nicer…Wonders never cease.
@Candi
I replied to you in the Usher post…. lol
“Misguided Young Ladies” = BIRDS
Come on yall!
:hugs:
phrozen don’t tell me u’ve been working all day?!
@Man you sound a lil nervous
*passes man some papertowels* You sweatin’ dawg.
@Str8
I think you got it wrong Proberson has a Loves Jones for you 
NO condoms needed yall get back to work
Ewl, he also has it on his lips. Real men don’t eat puzzy during periods…NAS AND TEE. I remember hearing on the radio how this guy was eating some chick out and it tasted really salty…he realized her period had just came on…NIGGA LOST IT.
ok candi. now try again.
@Str8
Ever since you spoke directly to him, he shouts you out at least once when he’s posting. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
@Choco…I’m just being observant, his name came out of your mouth. It’s cool.
*passes p*ssy over to Proberson*
nice gravi by the way
@STR8
“you sound a lil nervous
*passes man some papertowels* You sweatin’ dawg”
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Thanks dawg…
**starts patting forhead**
These hoes was ready to lynch my black azz.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
“Misguided Young Ladies” = BIRDS
Come on yall!
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*shanks Man’s face, and writes mirsmommy on his forehead with the shank*
You gon learn mofo, you gon learn.
@Yso….I try to say hi to everybody
I remember hearing on the radio how this guy was eating some chick out and it tasted really salty…he realized her period had just came on…NIGGA LOST IT.
did you not get the memo that this here is a family blog!!!!
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@Str8
Just being observant huh well do you observe that most times Proberson posts he speaks to you only… Passing Pussy now we all know you and Probey don’t go that way
@Str8
I know. Can’t be friendly no more. Damn shame. SMH
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@STR8
“you sound a lil nervous
*passes man some papertowels* You sweatin’ dawg”
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Thanks dawg…
**starts patting forhead**
These hoes was ready to lynch my black azz.
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Do I need to carve azzhole on ya peen, too????
Kingstonn, I swear on everything. That’s why men shouldn’t eat out EVERY female they sleep with. You need to know your woman’s menstrual cycle and when not to put your mouth down there.
Okay, but for reals, is Sandra gonna leave us in this post til after the holidays or what? :wait:
do it mirs!
Sorry, Tink
@MIRS
“Do I need to carve azzhole on ya peen, too????”
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STOP CARVIN ON ME! Chit, I gotta use my peen on Candi……………..
…… and Krysi!
candibfly says:
do it mirs!
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*writes “azz” on Man’s peen with the shank*
Unfortunately, “azzhole” wouldn’t fit.
@mirs
@Cocoa
Damn @MAN, what did you do to these
hoesbeautiful, gifted, young ladies up in here that they wanna cut, shank, and hang you.Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@MIRS
“Do I need to carve azzhole on ya peen, too????”
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STOP CARVIN ON ME! Chit, I gotta use my peen on Candi……………..
…… and Krysi!
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pls. u ain’t gettin no parts of this
@Choco…don’t let Sandy get to you too! *shakes Choco vigorously*
Don’t go into the light! Not all men are gay….
Don’t drink that juice that Sandy is trying to give you
@ cocoa
before they even put their mouth down there, they need to know the general hygeine habits of that woman. dude should have sniffed and asked questions
Ain’t no room on his balls?
@KRYSI J
Where u been at? You know I wouldn’t try you… NO MATTER WHAT ANY OF THESE BIRDS TELL YOU!
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and then you post this:
@STR8
“you sound a lil nervous
*passes man some papertowels* You sweatin’ dawg”
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Thanks dawg…
**starts patting forhead**
These hoes was ready to lynch my black azz.
—-hmmmmmmmmm, so what you been up to Man?? hmmm?? *target locked*
@Mirs, Thick, Choco…..”do spill the TEa”…in the words of my boo MeansNurly?? who he e-fukking nah..lol?? Tell IT!
he must really think my name is fantasia
@T (I just can’t call you no “Tink Tink” dawg)
“Damn @MAN, what did you do to these
hoesbeautiful, gifted, young ladies up in here that they wanna cut, shank, and hang you.”___________________________________________________________________________
I don’t even much know dawg! You know they don’t know how to treat a GOOD MAN these days!
I fuggin tell ya.
I gotta use my peen on Candi……………..
…… and Krysi!
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@Str8
NO HARD FEELINGS
Bew it’s not me HONEST it ain’t!
@Tink
You want some of what Man’s getting?
(opens Swiss Army Knife cause I like being “creative”)
Hey Yso!…
…bout time for me to go to lunch and chit.
@Krysi
Well we don’t need to spill the tea you saw what this fool wrote you left him to his own devices too long so now he uhhhhh uh uh
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@T (I just can’t call you no “Tink Tink” dawg)
“Damn @MAN, what did you do to these hoes beautiful, gifted, young ladies up in here that they wanna cut, shank, and hang you.”
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I don’t even much know dawg! You know they don’t know how to treat a GOOD MAN these days!
I fuggin tell ya.
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Show me a GOOD MAN, and I’ll tell you how to treat one.
Show me an AZZHOLE, and I’ll tell you where to bury that nicca’s body.
…bout time for me to go to lunch and chit.
Y must you be so stooopid 
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Show me an AZZHOLE, and I’ll tell you where to bury that nicca’s body.
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EVIL LAUGH
I don’t even much know dawg! You know they don’t know how to treat a GOOD MAN these days!
I fuggin tell ya.
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I think you went to soft on them….
It’s about to be some act right in her now.
(yells)
YOU AIN’T GOT TO RUN MAN! THE FUN IS JUST ABOUT TO START!
I think you went to soft on them….
You wanna rephrase that TINK 
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@Tink
(trys to decide between the bottle opener or the corkscrew)
@Choco….it’s all good ma *pinches right nipple*
@YSO
*Holds up hands, in surrender mode, and backs away*
wait, i thought tink tink was a girl.
@MIRS
“Show me a GOOD MAN, and I’ll tell you how to treat one. Show me an AZZHOLE, and I’ll tell you where to bury that nicca’s body.”
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:hugs:
WELP, I MUST NOT BE AN AZZHOLE CUZ I’M NOT BURIED!
LOL. I knew Sandra was not going to leave the comments open in the new post.
@Choco
I think we gonna need some of your handcuffs. Tink looks like a fighter.
@Choco
I think we gonna need some of your handcuffs. Tink looks like a fighter.
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ewww. i had that happen to me in new york on the j train. this guy was standing over me on a basically empty train, overclothed for the spring weather, and kept inching further. i thought he was just trying to talk to me, but he was old and gross. so i look up to be like wtf, and his entire, bare penis was out of his jeans. i jumped up so fast and he ran off the train at the next stop. i tried to report it to the booth worker when I got off in chinatown – but they tried to send me all the way across the city to report it. i was in a rush to catch a bus — so i didn’t report it. i wish i had. there are some nasty pervs in NYC!!!
@Anna
Ain’t that some mess. It’s a good thing that I don’t know or care who those people are then huh?
TINK TINK tread lightly my dear tread light
you should have maced his peen!
@ANNA
“LOL. I knew Sandra was not going to leave the comments open in the new post.”
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Precious (this is the ONLY way you can type her name) is a really good friend of Sandra’s. She never lets anyone talk about her “friends.”
@Str8
Giggles like a little girl…
@TINK
I’m not even going there with u and being a fighter
YSO
so I can watch 
You need to have sex on SR
@Tink
That’s okay. I like it when they fight.
But I’m gonna put away Trusty Rusty. For now.
I am
at him bolding Precious’ name. You ain’t shit Man.
Let me guess… Man started it as usual right? SMH I know….
@Choco
How long has it been since you gave up on your ex again?
#YouSoHorny
@COCOA
at him bolding Precious’ name. You ain’t **** Man.”
“I am
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I bet her middle name is “Rorschach.”
@WUT
Don’t you dare. Scroll up in here. With that Gravi. Like you ain’t done nothing.
@ WUT
Nah, it was actually candib who came in kicking sh!t outta MAN’s hand….
@YSO
A week and yes I’m horny but not for him I been wanting some strange!
I am still
Ignorant fool but am I ignorant for laughing at him?
Sandy you are something else…don’t want us to go in on your friends?
I would’ve been nice since you know them personally
@Fam
i just got back from lunch…read a few post and read “period blood”
now i’m hesitant to even join ya’ll in this post..
so i must ask…is the water safe to be here or do i need to take my virgin eyes to the Nicki Minaj post…that is now up
@tink tink i ain’t get nothin spilt on u did i?
sometimes u gotta go crazy on a nigga and let him know
@COCOA
You are NOT ignorant.
@Cocoa
Yes. You are. But I am too.
THIS is why Sandra closed the comments. She knows us too well.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@ANNA
“LOL. I knew Sandra was not going to leave the comments open in the new post.”
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Precious (this is the ONLY way you can type her name) is a really good friend of Sandra’s. She never lets anyone talk about her “friends.”
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When Sandra introduced us to her Att’ny friend Phadea(how ever you spell her name)Sanda had the comments off for her Bridal Shower, notice how she lets us clown her now.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@MIRS
“Show me a GOOD MAN, and I’ll tell you how to treat one. Show me an AZZHOLE, and I’ll tell you where to bury that nicca’s body.”
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WELP, I MUST NOT BE AN AZZHOLE CUZ I’M NOT BURIED!
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*comes back to post, after burying Man’s cut, shot, and badly charred body*
What yall tawkin bout
Thank you YSO…I guess I’ll be ignorant because that chit was funny.
O…..sO….its like dat Man?…
So since i “left you to your devices too long”, you decided to re-up with Candi? (blows kisses at Candi–much love 
) Ok…. *walks outside* excuse me, ill be right back…
walks outside* excuse me, ill be right back…
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@ANNA
“When Sandra introduced us to her Att’ny friend Phadea(how ever you spell her name)Sanda had the comments off for her Bridal Shower, notice how she lets us clown her now.”
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Yeah… once Sandra has her inevitable falling out with Precious she will be fair game as well. I have a few questions burning as we speak…
Krysi J.
I was missing that gravi soo much….thank you for blessing us with your presence.
Oh shyt…
I think I’m gonna stick around here a little longer…Nicki fake azz ain’t going nowhere…
@Choco
I see we are literally on the same page here.
@Candi unfortunately I have
I tried to get in on the convo but once i saw @str8 gravi…i can’t LOL
where do you find this shhhhhh
@YSO
Krsyi always manages to keep MAN’s azz in order LOL
WHAT IN THEEE HELL HAVE I MISSED!
@ KRYSIPOO
THAT NICCAH BEEN STRAIGHT DISRESPECTIN YOU!
THAT NICCAH GAVE CANDI HIS RUSHCARD!
BROWNSUGAPOET says:
WHAT IN THEEE HELL HAVE I MISSED!
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You missed Man callin us birds, and then you missed me killin his azz, and burying his body.
*points Tank missile launch in Man’s direction*
*aims*……………
“if theres anybody in here….that don’t wanna get e-murdered…get tha fukkkkkk ouuuuuut”
@ KRYSIPOO
THAT NICCAH BEEN STRAIGHT DISRESPECTIN YOU!
THAT NICCAH GAVE CANDI HIS RUSHCARD!
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SUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuh!!
“GAT DAT FOOL”!!!!
Krysi J says:
*points Tank missile launch in Man’s direction*
*aims*……………
“if theres anybody in here….that don’t wanna get e-murdered…get tha fukkkkkk ouuuuuut”
*jumps out the tank wit a tommy* “FLOCKA!!”
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Krysi J.
I was missing that gravi soo much….thank you for blessing us with your presence.
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HA! Man you in for it now
about what his witty response will be to getting MURKED
@Brown…awww my baby’s gravi is SOOOOooooo preTTY!!!
hey boo boo!! 
i cant hear ya…post sum, niccah post sum….
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@ Choco
I don’t know. But I just peeked in the Nicki post and told him his azz is being ERASED up in here. Let’s sit back and see what develops.
Please he emailing me his chauvinistic pov’s
KRYSI DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I HAVE MISSED YOU!!!!
@Choco
You should copy and paste them here.
Nahhh @ YSO I actually consider his azz a friend just call him one that’ll irritate him enough
Choco if you post them I am forever in your debt!
I didnt know bout non of dat sh!t, I swear I didn’t….
Wait yall already know he’s a chauvinist right I mean he refers to women as birds and hoes just go from there not to far off of his normal bs!
@Tink
I imagine it’s hard to backtrack on those things, isn’t it?
@TINK
smh
KRYSI TINK IS LYIN
Boo @ Choco
You’re no fun. Go head and be a loyal friend then. Hmph.
KRYSI DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I HAVE MISSED YOU!!!!
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i’ve missed you too :hugs: and the WHOLE SR fam!!
@Tink
SOUNDZ LIK-AH LIE!!!
Girl it’s nothing different from what he normally does and eff it I’m already in a debate with him on email and my head hurt I aint brining that chit to SR
Krysi
Put down the gun…..I have already told MAN to stop disrespecting the females in here, that he goes a little to hard on yall….I love you Krysi and if anyone tries to disrespect you, you would be the first to know….I think he was just trying to be nice to her cause she was new or something ***wipes sweat off forehead***
Put down the gun…..I have already told MAN to stop disrespecting the females in here, that he goes a little to hard on yall….I love you Krysi and if anyone tries to disrespect you, you would be the first to know….I think he was just trying to be nice to her cause she was new or something ***wipes sweat off forehead***
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You aint gotta lie CRAIG!
@Tink
Are those prostetics bullet proof?…No?…It was nice knowing ya then.
@Choco
No worries. It’s not as if it would change his views or anything. I just wanted a good laugh.
@YSO
if it was I would’ve shared 
It wasn’t funny
@Choco
Gotcha.
Girl it’s nothing different from what he normally does and eff it I’m already in a debate with him on email and my head hurt I aint brining that chit to SR
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ChocOOOOooo! POST EM!!! please don’t make me pull the knife out the cake like Terry on Soul Food…lol…(j/k)
*grabs Tink around the arm and walks him towards the back with a pistol in his side*
So Tink, where dat niccah MAN at huh??!
I dont know, but I think
that b!tchCHOCO knows….*grabs Tink around the arm and walks him towards the back with a pistol in his side*
So Tink, where dat niccah MAN at huh??!
For real MAN is a JERK he said that’s y Biggy is a sex symbol and Missy isn’t
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DOn’t debate with me on it
She been trying to get at MAN while you were gone…she even got his email address, BEGGING him to send her some pics of his “peen”…..
@TINK
Do you have a fukn problem calln me that BITCH… BITCH!
@TINK
Calln me that BISH… B I T C H
@TINK
Do you have a fukn problem calln me that
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I’m sorry, trying not to get killed here…I’m already walking on prosthetic legs.
WHOOOOOAAAA and WOOSAH
I don’t have to get ugly in this piece
I will apologize to you with a nice picture b/4 the year ends
I’m sorry, trying not to get killed here…I’m already walking on prosthetic legs.
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aiight niccah, you almost got shot in dis bish making me LAUGH!!! *eye twitching*
@Choco….Man talking shyt bout me in dem EMAILS huh???
um wow Tink
@TINK
I ain’t trippn off that pic
I see Tink wanna got shot too, huh?
*cawks nine*
**Mystikal voice**
“You lookin ‘fo me?”
DID HE JUST CALL TIFF A BIT_CH? TINK YO BALLS HANGIN LOW TO YOUR PROSTHETIC LEGS… :lol
so Tink sendin out pics too
FUK TINK and Tiny DYCK SELF I DO NOT PLAY THAT FUCKIN CHIT
everyone pls update ur peen pic distribution and include me on the list. thanks in advance.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
**Mystikal voice**
“You lookin ‘fo me?”
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SIKE Im mad for other reasons my head hurt but still FUK U TINK!
whats going on in here?
I love you too CHOCO
@TINK
Don’t talk to me today….
so tink has a teeny weenie?!?!?!
@Al
The girls in here have gone wild sparked by Krysi J’s appearance. They’re on a manhunt beginning with Man…………………
**Mystikal voice**
“You lookin ‘fo me?”
“u da mumAfukkIN IMPROpeR INFluENCE!!!”
@AWESOME AND AL
GO ON… save yourselves… it’s too late for Tink and I. There’s no hope for us.
The girls in here have gone wild sparked by Krysi J’s appearance. They’re on a manhunt beginning with Man…………………
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I’m going back to the kona before I become an innocent bystander
Oh Okay backing out this post slowly on waont no trouble
i’m cool. *leans back in recliner*
<—really chocolate cake
whats all the drama about
grab dat niccah Thick
I still GOT TINK!
*pulls out a couple of chairs and some duck tape*
#shytJustGotSerious…lol
@AL TINK CALLED CHOCO/TIFF A BIT_CH AND MAN BEEN TRYIN TO CHEAT ON KYRSI WITH CANDI AND TRYING TO CHEAT ON CANDI WITH KINGSTON…CANDI DID YOU KNOW THAT? WELL NOW YOU DO
@KRYSI
OH HAIL NAW! I AIN’T GOIN OUT EASY!
I still GOT TINK!
*pulls out a couple of chairs and some duck tape*
#shytJustGotSerious…lol
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Does full NELSON on TINK wooosahhhh all better now!
@AL
@Krysi
Al was giving me some head
Krysi, you need to at least email a niccah once in a while to let me know you’re still alive!
@Man
I ain’t worried about it, but I have to stay if only to be a witness. Someone has to tell your story……………………….
AWESOME ARSENAL says:
@Al
The girls in here have gone wild sparked by Krysi J’s appearance. They’re on a manhunt beginning with Man…………………
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*shoots at Man’s azz*
@KRYSI J
Soooo…………..where were you…..on the night of November 11th huh??? *breaks out investigative notepad and pen*”
**at Al
”
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**jumpin in**
He doesn’t have anything to say! He will be expecting some sort of charge or warrant if you want his cooperation!
whats all the drama about
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Krysi J and MAN was “cool” but then Krysi wnt on a vaca, while she was gone MAN befriended candib, cause she was new or something, just trying to show her the ropes. She used her beauty and long hair to try to get MAN (well, his rush card), but MAN wasnt really falling for her chit. Krysi is back and now the girls got Krysi thinking MAN been trying to get with candib and now all of them wanna kill him….
AWESOME ARSENAL says:
@Man
I ain’t worried about it, but I have to stay if only to be a witness. Someone has to tell your story……………………….
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We don’t leave witnesses.
*grabs rope, duct tape, shovel, acid, and lye*
@ Krysi, where we gon bury these fools????
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@KRYSI
OH HAIL NAW! I AIN’T GOIN OUT EASY!
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*sneaks up behind Man, hits his azz in the back of the head with the butt of the gun, and proceeds to pistol whip the shyt outta his azz*
Im almost scared to know why the comments got closed off on the KK POST. Anybody care to brief me, its too much to read^^^^
Mirs I live on an acre in the country! PLENTY OF SPACE!
Does full NELSON on TINK wooosahhhh all better now!
***picks up leg that slipped out while being tied up and slammed on***
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I’m glad you all better now
OH HAIL NAW! I AIN’T GOIN OUT EASY!
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OH YOU GON SHOOT ME HUH??!!!…..after you dun tried me wit sum bullshat, you gon turn around and pull ah ghat on me too *looks up at the ceiling*
*Man looks up too*
*HEaD BUTTS DA SHYT OUTTA MAN* *BOW!*
*picks up the gun he dropped and points it at…???*
where should i shoot first…the azz…the kneecap…or jus say fukk it and shoot off da peen??
@thickness i seent his triflin azz
Teeny Peeny TINK TINK
@AWESOME
“I ain’t worried about it, but I have to stay if only to be a witness. Someone has to tell your story……………………….”
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Make sure they know I wasn’t scared! I faced my end like a man and battled till I dropped!
Y’all is crazy.
I got a battery, some jumper cables and a bucket of water for those “persons of interest” that are slow to talk.
(sideyes Tink REAL hard and gets out Trusty Rusty)
Man looks up too*
*HEaD BUTTS DA SHYT OUTTA MAN* *BOW!*
*picks up the gun he dropped and points it at…???*
where should i shoot first…the azz…the kneecap…or jus say fukk it and shoot off da peen??
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YSO
If you put them jumper cables on my oversize paperclips, Im a goner, please, please…I will do anything….
@KRYSI
“OH YOU GON SHOOT ME HUH??!!!…..after you dun tried me wit sum bullshat, you gon turn around and pull ah ghat on me too *looks up at the ceiling*
*Man looks up too*
*HEaD BUTTS DA SHYT OUTTA MAN* *BOW!*
*picks up the gun he dropped and points it at…???*
where should i shoot first…the azz…the kneecap…or jus say fukk it and shoot off da peen??”
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HOLD UP…. NOW HOLD THE F.UCK UP!
Let’s take a second and discuss this chit like rational adults and chit.
You know good and well I got the “poss automatic trees” (post traumatic stress). When you started shootin I thought I was back in my old days and chit.
Pulls out di©k….so you mean to tell me you goin waste ALL your bullets tryin to shoot this off? That’s what you’re saying? HUH?
SHOOT HIS PEEN OFF!!!!!!!!!
@THICK
HOW YOU GOIN TELL THAT LIE ON ME LIKE THAT???
@ Krysi, where we gon bury these fools????
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Lake Okeechobee……niccahs never turn up in dem waters…
*straps the last metal leg of tinks around the chair with duck tape*
*proceeds to cover his mouth until im done talking to MAN*
@ Krysi
Forget the peen. Aim for the head on his shoulders. That’s a much bigger target.
@ Tink
I see you have chosen your side.
(opens up Trusty Rusty)
Where you want me to start?
WATERBOARD!
KRYSI I SAY GIVE HIM A BUNCH OF PAPER CUTS IN HIS PEEN AND SACKS AND THE POUR URINE IN THE CUTS!
THEN PUT PEANUT BUTTER ON HIS SACKS AND WHILE HE’S TIED UP AZZ NAKES PUT A BUNCH OF THOSE BROOKLYN RATS IN THERE WITH HIM! YOU KNPW THEM SOME BIG SUMBISHES
DONT KILL HIM TOO FAST
@KRYSI
“SHOOT HIS PEEN OFF!!!!!!!!!”-Candi
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YOU KNOW YOU DON’T WANT TO DO THAT! Let’s all just calm down. THINK ABOUT YOUR KIDS KRYSI!!!
@krysi listen baby on know nothing but
i tell you what people should be more grateful that someone cares about them and not get all mad about the little things 
its thanksgiving Be Thankful
Pulls out di©k….so you mean to tell me you goin waste ALL your bullets tryin to shoot this off? That’s what you’re saying? HUH?
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BROWNSUGAPOET says:
Mirs I live on an acre in the country! PLENTY OF SPACE!
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Bet.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@AWESOME
“I ain’t worried about it, but I have to stay if only to be a witness. Someone has to tell your story……………………….”
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Make sure they know I wasn’t scared! I faced my end like a man and battled till I dropped!
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Bullchit, mofo you cried like Pinky!!!!!
@ Tink
It’s too late. Your fate has been set.
(douses you with all the water in my bucket and attaches jumper cables to your metal feet and hits the juice)
When you're done smoking, I start with the corkscrew.
@BROWN
“WATERBOARD!
KRYSI I SAY GIVE HIM A BUNCH OF PAPER CUTS IN HIS PEEN AND SACKS AND THE POUR URINE IN THE CUTS!
THEN PUT PEANUT BUTTER ON HIS SACKS AND WHILE HE’S TIED UP AZZ NAKES PUT A BUNCH OF THOSE BROOKLYN RATS IN THERE WITH HIM! YOU KNPW THEM SOME BIG SUMBISHES
DONT KILL HIM TOO FAST”
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How you goin instigate this chit???? You should be telling her to calm down!
None of this is called for!
**cautiously stands up in front of Krysi J**
Can we please torture these mofos???? I ain’t tortured nobody in a minute..
*grabs pool stick, tweezers, alcohol, hammer, bat, puts leashes on the hungry azz Pit Bulls*
KRYSI I GOT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DRUG HIM SO HE CAN’T FIGHT BACK BUT KNOWS WHAT’S GOING ON AND SEND IN 4 GAY BODY BUILDERS AND LET THEM HAVE THEIR WAY WITH HIM!
Tapping TINK with foot – Tink you okay busta?
put the guns and knifes down where there no good time ladies? why not be thankful that you got to spend the time with him that you did
ungratful
Pulls out di©k….so you mean to tell me you goin waste ALL your bullets tryin to shoot this off? That’s what you’re saying? HUH?
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*slaps man from the left* *bAP!* (LOL!!)
So u been on Candi this time huh?? HUH??!!!…”i knew i shudda treated you like a hooker, you ain nuthing but a HIgh PRIced H o e!!” -Gmoney I go off to take care ah bIDNEss and come back to you chasing the same ol azzes *slaps man from the RIght* *baPBAp*….. *points the gun at Man’s waste of a peen* …EXPLAIN YO-SELF niccah!!!???
*Takes bucket of water from Yso and places Tinks paperclips inside still strapped to his chair…..sparks jumper cables and looks at MAN*
I DON’T HEAR YA TALKING…..???!!!
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@BROWN
“WATERBOARD!
KRYSI I SAY GIVE HIM A BUNCH OF PAPER CUTS IN HIS PEEN AND SACKS AND THE POUR URINE IN THE CUTS!
THEN PUT PEANUT BUTTER ON HIS SACKS AND WHILE HE’S TIED UP AZZ NAKES PUT A BUNCH OF THOSE BROOKLYN RATS IN THERE WITH HIM! YOU KNPW THEM SOME BIG SUMBISHES
DONT KILL HIM TOO FAST”
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How you goin instigate this chit???? You should be telling her to calm down!
None of this is called for!
**cautiously stands up in front of Krysi J**
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*hits Man over the head with the bat*
Sit the fluck down, mofo!!!!!
Hey y not let the 4 gays loose in here and they can get TINK also
Tapping TINK with foot – Tink you okay busta?
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GIVE ME BACK MY DAMN LEGGGG!!!!
Sit the fluck down, mofo!!!!!
Chit rubbin off on me – taking pics of MAN for bribery later
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@ALBoy
Choco is the only one standing between you and date with some serious pain. You STILL wanna tell somebody to be grateful? :waits:
this sh!t right here
that lil lady was not playing 
YSoSerious says:
@ALBoy
Choco is the only one standing between you and date with some serious pain. You STILL wanna tell somebody to be grateful?
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*grabs machete to handle AL’s azz*
WATERBOARD!
KRYSI I SAY GIVE HIM A BUNCH OF PAPER CUTS IN HIS PEEN AND SACKS AND THE POUR URINE IN THE CUTS!
THEN PUT PEANUT BUTTER ON HIS SACKS AND WHILE HE’S TIED UP AZZ NAKES PUT A BUNCH OF THOSE BROOKLYN RATS IN THERE WITH HIM! YOU KNPW THEM SOME BIG SUMBISHES
DONT KILL HIM TOO FAST
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:thinks: OK….lets try dat shyt!!! grabs rusted razor………who got the pee and shyt…cause I don’t R.Kelly h o ez???
GIVE ME BACK MY DAMN LEGGGG!!!!
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@Tink
You better run while you can bruh. I just overheard somebody say they was gonna put magnets on your…………uuhh……….calfs?
Krysi J says:
WATERBOARD!
KRYSI I SAY GIVE HIM A BUNCH OF PAPER CUTS IN HIS PEEN AND SACKS AND THE POUR URINE IN THE CUTS!
THEN PUT PEANUT BUTTER ON HIS SACKS AND WHILE HE’S TIED UP AZZ NAKES PUT A BUNCH OF THOSE BROOKLYN RATS IN THERE WITH HIM! YOU KNPW THEM SOME BIG SUMBISHES
DONT KILL HIM TOO FAST
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:thinks: OK….lets try dat shyt!!! grabs rusted razor………who got the pee and shyt…cause I don’t R.Kelly h o ez???
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Get a big bish that ain’t washed in days to R. Kelly his azz.
Hey there @ laker
We teaching Man, Tink, and possibly ALBoy how to treat us ladies. You want in?
Yso relax
***reads comments*** what the fluk who pee pee we cutting off?? yall on some cwazy chit
@Tink
to give me enough time to sneak my legs back and make a run for it.
You better run while you can bruh. I just overheard somebody say they was gonna put magnets on your…………uuhh……….calfs?
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Its 3:30, CHOCO real horny rite now, take her to the side and
You better run while you can bruh. I just overheard somebody say they was gonna put magnets on your…………uuhh……….calfs?
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***An Obama post is up, no one ever goes there**** :kon:
and possibly ALBoy
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You not teaching me im trying to keep the peace
***An Obama post is up, no one ever goes there****
Tink Tink says:
@Tink
You better run while you can bruh. I just overheard somebody say they was gonna put magnets on your…………uuhh……….calfs?
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Its 3:30, CHOCO real horny rite now, take her to the side and to give me enough time to sneak my legs back and make a run for it.
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It ain’t like to can run away quietly.
“tink tink, tink tink, tink tink…….”
@KRYSI
“*slaps man from the left* *bAP!* (LOL!!)
So u been on Candi this time huh?? HUH??!!!…”i knew i shudda treated you like a hooker, you ain nuthing but a HIgh PRIced H o e!!” -Gmoney I go off to take care ah bIDNEss and come back to you chasing the same ol azzes *slaps man from the RIght* *baPBAp*….. *points the gun at Man’s waste of a peen* …EXPLAIN YO-SELF niccah!!!???
*Takes bucket of water from Yso and places Tinks paperclips inside still strapped to his chair…..sparks jumper cables and looks at MAN*
I DON’T HEAR YA TALKING…..???!!!”
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**forcefully stands up**
Ok, now fun time is OVER. I figured you would be mad but that you would blow some steam and let it go. I see now that you don’t know how to act.
Now, you better act like you know who I am and show some respect befo I get mad up in here. You know you don’t wanna see me angry.
**walks over to un-tie and release Tink**
Give this nigga his legs back so we can get up outta here. Act like you lost yo’ cot-dayum mind if you want to…
Its 3:30, CHOCO real horny rite now, take her to the side and to give me enough time to sneak my legs back and make a run for it.
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*points at CHOC and Mirs*
GETtEm!..lol, “no MERCY” his AZZ
Its 3:30, CHOCO real horny rite now, take her to the side and to give me enough time to sneak my legs back and make a run for it.
@ 3:30 and Choco being horny nicca how you know 
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@ AWESOME
Because I like you, I’m gone tell you to stay out of this. The bloodlust is running high in here and you might get confused with somebody else.
points at CHOC and Mirs*
GETtEm!..lol, “no MERCY” his AZZ
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Wait are we figthin or fukn
@Awesome
Yeahhhh you seem to have more stars than MAN and TINK even tho TINK pays attention to me wayyyyyy better than AL
@ALBoy
Bull. Chit.
@krisy girl i say do him like mr.buttler did to that killer on law abiding citizen
@man hot azz thats what u get :rof:
@choco dam girl they think they know u let it know what it is
@ WOMEN in this post what is the problem
@Laker
Right MA but oddly TINK was on point this time
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@KRYSI
“*slaps man from the left* *bAP!* (LOL!!)
So u been on Candi this time huh?? HUH??!!!…”i knew i shudda treated you like a hooker, you ain nuthing but a HIgh PRIced H o e!!” -Gmoney I go off to take care ah bIDNEss and come back to you chasing the same ol azzes *slaps man from the RIght* *baPBAp*….. *points the gun at Man’s waste of a peen* …EXPLAIN YO-SELF niccah!!!???
*Takes bucket of water from Yso and places Tinks paperclips inside still strapped to his chair…..sparks jumper cables and looks at MAN*
I DON’T HEAR YA TALKING…..???!!!”
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**forcefully stands up**
Ok, now fun time is OVER. I figured you would be mad but that you would blow some steam and let it go. I see now that you don’t know how to act.
Now, you better act like you know who I am and show some respect befo I get mad up in here. You know you don’t wanna see me angry.
**walks over to un-tie and release Tink**
Give this nigga his legs back so we can get up outta here. Act like you lost yo’ cot-dayum mind if you want to
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*shoots Man in the left ankle, and right kneecap, turns the gun towards Tink, shoots him in the hand, and the shoulder, cuz his legs are bulletproof*
Fluck you think you is, nicca?!?!?! Sit the fluck down, and shut the fluck up.
*ties Man’s injured azz back up, gags Tink and ties his azz to Man, throws Tinks legs in the incinerator*
It ain’t like to can run away quietly.
“tink tink, tink tink, tink tink…….”
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Did you not see that race….I mite not be able to go away quietly, but once i get my momentum up, not nare one yall gone be able to catch me.
@Choco
On a good day, ain’t it both?
Tink Tink says:
It ain’t like to can run away quietly.
“tink tink, tink tink, tink tink…….”
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Did you not see that race….I mite not be able to go away quietly, but once i get my momentum up, not nare one yall gone be able to catch me
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You won’t outrun the bullets in my gun. :coffe: Plus I just unwrapped my Looney Tunes Acme magnet. You ain’t goin nowhere.
No comparison
ALBoy says:
know your place and you wont get your feelings hurt
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Ahem, *cawks nine*, who who you tawkin to AL?????
@ WOMEN in this post what is the problem
I have been gagged, watered down, electricuted, I have no legs cause they in the damn incenerator, and now it seems they have to get me some paper clip arms…..
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Can you stop trying to walk to these women, and start
@Yso
Ok. I just walked up in here and saw what was going on. You know I’m all for a fair fight though and shyt done escalated really quickly.
@Tink
Bruh, imma need you to summon all your skrenf and remember back when you were the fastest man on two knubs. Run like the wind!!!!!
Mirs didnt you see i put
put the gun down 
so violent
throws Tinks legs in the incinerator*
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@YSO
@AL
Oh really now!
@KRYSI
“*shoots Man in the left ankle, and right kneecap, turns the gun towards Tink, shoots him in the hand, and the shoulder, cuz his legs are bulletproof*
Fluck you think you is, nicca?!?!?! Sit the fluck down, and shut the fluck up.
*ties Man’s injured azz back up, gags Tink and ties his azz to Man, throws Tinks legs in the incinerator*”-Mirs
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WHERE DID YOU MEET THIS CRAZY BYTCH????
Tink Tink says:
@ WOMEN in this post what is the problem
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Can you stop trying to walk to these women, and start I have been gagged, watered down, electricuted, I have no legs cause they in the damn incenerator, and now it seems they have to get me some paper clip arms…..
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You tryna call for help??????
*cuts Tink’s tongue out*
I told yo azz to stop tawkin.
and now it seems they have to get me some paper clip arms…..
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Hey Ladies lets make them our submissive servants…
TINK AND MAN down on your knees
@al ummm stop trying to make thing better u just making it worse
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@KRYSI
“*shoots Man in the left ankle, and right kneecap, turns the gun towards Tink, shoots him in the hand, and the shoulder, cuz his legs are bulletproof*
Fluck you think you is, nicca?!?!?! Sit the fluck down, and shut the fluck up.
*ties Man’s injured azz back up, gags Tink and ties his azz to Man, throws Tinks legs in the incinerator*”-Mirs
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WHERE DID YOU MEET THIS CRAZY BYTCH????
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*cracks Man’s jaw with my iron fist*
You ain’t learned chit yet, huh????? Do I need to cut your fluckin tongue out ya mouth, too?????
ALBoy says:
Mirs didnt you see i put put the gun down so violent
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When it’s time to put in work, all I see is red.
*cues Biggie’s What’s Beef*
You know better
Pokes Man Eyes OUT for the Bish word again
THEN SITS ON HIS FACE AND SPINS
I dont know chit when you kissing and chit!
@ALBoy
I see. I’m gonna let Choco handle yo azz. Keep digging that grave though. You gone need it.
ALBoy says:
You know better
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Fluck it, *shanks AL’s face and throws salt and alcohol in his wounds, ties his azz up and gags him*
Sorry bew, but you asked for it.
Hey Ladies lets make them our submissive servants…
get naked first though
TINK AND MAN down on your knees
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this is what im talking about make thenm pay choco
*cracks Man’s jaw with my iron fist*
I’m starting to think MAN is enjoying this he getting aroused 
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YSoSerious says:
@ALBoy
I see. I’m gonna let Choco handle yo azz. Keep digging that grave though. You gone need it.
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I just handled that fewl. These fewls gon learn to speak only when spoken to.
You know better
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@Mirs that was not for you
@MIRS
“*cracks Man’s jaw with my iron fist*
You ain’t learned chit yet, huh????? Do I need to cut your fluckin tongue out ya mouth, too?????”
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Ok Ok!
I don’t even know why yall are tripping! This is a big misunderstanding. I have always been a faithful and monogamous man.
@man did u just call ***adjust mirsm halo** one of our angels a bytch???? ***kicks man in the balls grabs razor and separetes the jewels** now hold these **hands man his balls**
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@MIRS
“*cracks Man’s jaw with my iron fist*
You ain’t learned chit yet, huh????? Do I need to cut your fluckin tongue out ya mouth, too?????”
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Ok Ok!
I don’t even know why yall are tripping! This is a big misunderstanding. I have always been a faithful and monogamous man.
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If you say so nicca. You also don’t know when to keep ya mouth shut, or know how to talk to women, respectfully.
Don’t cop no pleas now, just go out with some fluckin dignity.
*turns on Real Housewives of Afghanistan*
@Man
lets go while the women are distracted
lakercrazy says:
@man did u just call ***adjust mirsm halo** one of our angels a bytch???? ***kicks man in the balls grabs razor and separetes the jewels** now hold these **hands man his balls**
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*daps Laker, after she washes her hands tho*
Fluck it, *shanks AL’s face and throws salt and alcohol in his wounds, ties his azz up and gags him*
Sorry bew, but you asked for it.
Okay Okay just don’t touch the peen me likey 
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teehee
I see Mirs got this chit handled. I need to take a break. But I’m still watching you Tink.
What? What was that? Can’t understand you without a tongue.
(yanks out left paperclip and picks teeth with it.)
AWESOME ARSENAL says:
*turns on Real Housewives of Afghanistan*
@Man
lets go while the women are distracted
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*shoots the TV, and breaks Arsenal’s fingers with the sledge hammer*
y’all nigs still fightin?
These fewls gon learn to speak only when spoken to.
Girl you have me over here cracking up at you cracking that whip
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DUECES PEEPS
@AWESOME ARESENAL
“*turns on Real Housewives of Afghanistan*
@Man
lets go while the women are distracted”
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GOOD THINKING!
Now we have at least 4 hours to get out of here! The show is 30 minutes but they will cackle about it for another 3.5 hours!
*shoots the TV, and breaks Arsenal’s fingers with the sledge hammer*
FUK YOU THINK YOU GOING AT ARSENAL you should’ve left when you had the chance – Karate Kick POOTY TANG STYLE
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@AWESOME
I thought I told you to stay out of this.
(searches for the duct tape)
The show is 30 minutes but they will cackle about it for another 3.5 hours!
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SLAPS FOREHEAD still cuttn up!
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@AWESOME ARESENAL
“*turns on Real Housewives of Afghanistan*
@Man
lets go while the women are distracted”
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GOOD THINKING!
Now we have at least 4 hours to get out of here! The show is 30 minutes but they will cackle about it for another 3.5 hours!
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Did you really think you was gettin away? I done shot the TV, and broke Arsenal’s fingers. Do I need to break yours, too?
*grabs sledge hammer*
Don’t get splattered with any blood on your way out. :hugs:
*turns to continue to shoot at Man*
*rolls eyes at man* i think i need to make a cut on the roster
@MIRS
“If you say so nicca. You also don’t know when to keep ya mouth shut, or know how to talk to women, respectfully.
Don’t cop no pleas now, just go out with some fluckin dignity.”
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I’m prepared to accept my fate! But I rebuke your statement! I’ll be DAYUMED if I don’t treat a hoe in the right way and respectfully and chit!
No hoe has EVER been disrespected by me or in my presence! I’m even courteous enought to rub on their azzes and breasts UNSOLITICED because I’m a gentleman and chit!
If you can’t appreciate that… than do what you must!
@Yso
What are you talking about? I’m on whatever side you’re on!!!!!!
@ candi
This ain’t a fight. It’s a fukking massacre. With Mirs leading the way.
@yso i ain’t surprised. mirs is a G. always got the newest weapons and sh1t.
@Ms Johnny Appleseed how you today? you not involved in this tomfoolery are you.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@MIRS
“If you say so nicca. You also don’t know when to keep ya mouth shut, or know how to talk to women, respectfully.
Don’t cop no pleas now, just go out with some fluckin dignity.”
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I’m prepared to accept my fate! But I rebuke your statement! I’ll be DAYUMED if I don’t treat a hoe in the right way and respectfully and chit!
No hoe has EVER been disrespected by me or in my presence! I’m even courteous enought to rub on their azzes and breasts UNSOLITICED because I’m a gentleman and chit!
If you can’t appreciate that… than do what you must!
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I’m done with ya azz *kills Man with a Barrett M82A1 sniper rifle*
Rocka Bye Baby
*kicks his body, then lets the dogs piss on him*
*wipes hands, and turns to Arsenal, AL, and Tink* Who else want it?!?!?!?
***While half the women going after Arsenal, and the others distracted by RHOAfg, I grab my legs (remember to thank YSO for leaving it behind after cleaning her teeth of popcorn), and make a run for it tink…..tink….tink…tink..tink.tinktinktinktinktinktink DEUCES!!!!
@AWESOME
Mirs already broke your fingers. You want to work on your toes?
(gets out Trusty Rusty and finds the bottle opener)
make a run for it tink…..tink….tink…tink..tink.tinktinktinktinktinktink DEUCES!!!
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TINK ummm your on your knees pleasing me your legs been burned boo now get back to ahhhhhh yeah right there
@CANDI
“*rolls eyes at man* i think i need to make a cut on the roster”
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That means I get to move up another spot! Just gotta over take El
CrackheadDeBarge!Tink Tink says:
***While half the women going after Arsenal, and the others distracted by RHOAfg, I grab my legs (remember to thank YSO for leaving it behind after cleaning her teeth of popcorn), and make a run for it tink…..tink….tink…tink..tink.tinktinktinktinktinktink DEUCES!!!!
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*shoots Tink in the back with the Barrett M82A1 sniper rifle*
I told his azz I could hear them legs a mile away.
, and blows smoke at Arsenal, starts to choke, cuz I’m a non-smoker, then hits Arsenal in the throat for laughin at my non-smokin azz*
*lights
(hears tinktinktinktinktink)
DAMMIT!
(pulls out Mirs ACME magnet)
We ain’t done with you yet.
@Al of course not! *adjusts halo*
@Yso
You ain’t gotta tell me thrice. I like my toes. The middle one just had roast beef.
@TINK
u ignant and i likie 
i don’t think we met my namo is lakerloca and u got me crying
***cranks up car headed to TIJUANA PUTOS****
@mirs **in my ese voice** hey mija u need some help whit that??? u know i got an amigo that knows an amigo that can make what the dogs left behind disapear
man just for that. you are OFF the list! PERMANENTLY! peace out nigga!
hmmph!
night everyone but man *side eye* :wave:
make a run for it tink…..tink….tink…tink..tink.tinktinktinktinktinktink DEUCES!!!
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TINK ummm your on your knees pleasing me your legs been burned boo now get back to ahhhhhh yeah right there
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*wakes up from daydream of my escape and gets back to work on choco, thinking this some bullsh!t, all because man called some instigating heifers some birds*
cuz I’m a non-smoker, then hits Arsenal in the throat for laughin at my non-smokin azz*
Snatches 
from MIRS can’t let a good thing go to waste EXHALLLLLEEEESSSSS
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AWESOME ARSENAL says:
@Yso
You ain’t gotta tell me thrice. I like my toes. The middle one just had roast beef.
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Should we move this party to another post?
@CANDI
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Don’t be like that! You see I crossed that chit out!
Tink Tink says:
make a run for it tink…..tink….tink…tink..tink.tinktinktinktinktinktink DEUCES!!!
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TINK ummm your on your knees pleasing me your legs been burned boo now get back to ahhhhhh yeah right there
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*wakes up from daydream of my escape and gets back to work on choco, thinking this some bullsh!t, all because man called some instigating heifers some birds*
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Didn’t I cut ya tongue out, and who you callin heifer????
*grabs desert eagle, and blows Tink’s left arm off*
*wakes up from daydream of my escape and gets back to work on choco, thinking this some bullsh!t, all because man called some instigating heifers some birds*
Smacks TINKS face for calling us birds smashes his face into Nichole
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The middle one just had roast beef.
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Smacks TINKS face for calling us birds smashes his face into Nichole
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How does it feel to be me! Can’t nobody Smang like Alboy in my Eddie Cane Jr voice
Mirs why you upset you doing all the killing and stabbing why?
@AL
that was TIGHT! I love confidence…
Lets AL finish me off
Thanks TINK
Okay then. See you in a less dangerous post.
But you still on the “Watch List” for trying to help these other fools.
ALBoy says:
Mirs why you upset you doing all the killing and stabbing why?
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I handles fewls that like to disrespect women.
You and Arsenal just got in the way. 
You and Arsenal just got in the way.
Krysi started the killing and left the bodies for us to remove 
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Oh okay i thought it was about some love triangling
I WISH I WOULD :ROFL:
ALBoy says:
Oh okay i thought it was about some love triangling
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Krysi handled Man for the love triangling, and I assisted her cuz of his disrespectful mouth.
WOMP WOMP WOMP @ AL
*side eyes man*
OK…
I see AL talking slick…. thats how ya feel??…lol is that YOU in your gravi…?? (No comparison) where da pics at boo?
ALL MY NICCAHS HELD ME DOWN, MIRS (aka 103..thug motivation..lol), THICK, CHOCO, YSO, BROWWWWWwwwwwwNNNnnnn, Laker…
fukk dem niccahs, he’ll miss me a little when im goooOOOne like he did not to long ago
I so cant with yall but you men deserved it every bit
@Krsyi
(No comparison) this statement was for CHoco about me not Slick talk straight talk is all ma
I just meant with no disrespect know your place and stay there be patient enjoy the time alloted to you and get your Helen Keller on (keep your mouth shut) no disrepect
@Al
Kiss me
@ choco get out of here with that :laugh: gotta sell these oranges lol
@AL
Hug me
A hug and no kiss hmmmm what could this mean
Krysi J says:
*side eyes man*
OK…
I see AL talking slick…. thats how ya feel??…lol is that YOU in your gravi…?? (No comparison) where da pics at boo?
ALL MY NICCAHS HELD ME DOWN, MIRS (aka 103..thug motivation..lol), THICK, CHOCO, YSO, BROWWWWWwwwwwwNNNnnnn, Laker…
fukk dem niccahs, he’ll miss me a little when im goooOOOne like he did not to long ago
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*daps Krysi and throws up RAT STACKS gang signs*
#ratstacksalute
(puts ALBoy on the Watch List for continuing to be “helpful” and then gets out before him and Choco start e-flucking. Again.)
It means nothing just cautious is all
ALBoy says:
(No comparison) this statement was for CHoco about me not Slick talk straight talk is all ma
I just meant with no disrespect know your place and stay there be patient enjoy the time alloted to you and get your Helen Keller on (keep your mouth shut) no disrepect
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*stabs AL when he closes his eyes for a hug*
Don’t try to tawk slick, and end it with, “no disrespect”, and then close yo eyez round me.
#ChicksBeforeD!cks
I SAID NO DISRESPECT DANG @mirs this is what im talking about yall out hea stabbing and acting a fool I was just trying to help i dont know what i said wrong?
@AL
Shut up being cautious and swapping spit with every other female FUK and U! K Take that!
WOW Real Choco okay
got it
WOW Real Choco okay got it
you don’t have NATHAN!
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@Choco you trying to ebreak up wit me so yoon have to get me nothin for thanksgiving I got it
sell oranges huh? …
Helen Keller…..
yea….you got something like LIFE fukked up.
Nice to meet you tho
You got bout 2 mo min to be mad then you are done make it good hea
Ummm you got 2 mo minutes to kiss me so you make it good hea
@ krysi life is good im just trying to help
NIce to meet you too ma you been missing for a min i would have introduced myself a min ago
Krysiiiiiii
@Krysi so you dont eat oranges
Krysi
Don’t talk to AL
His whats up baby girl
Hey Choc
@Al, nada…chylling. How u be?
two mins arre up choco
So kiss me then AL
Im good just waiting for 530 so i can put these oranges up and go home
HISSssss
*throws tomatoes at AL* BOOOOooooo, get off da stage bruh…
Choco…believe me i got it (I might be a lotta thangs…but slow ain one of em)
#FukkDat
@His…i see you recovered from that wild azz weekend you were talking about on FB..lol
where is everybody Else
Choco…believe me i got it (I might be a lotta thangs…but slow ain one of em)
#FukkDat
How did I not hear of the wild weekend
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I’m gone for reallll now
Krysi why you throwing fruit at me ain do nothing just trying to be hospitable is all
cant win for losin
Nasty buzzard!
Anna says:
When Sandra introduced us to her Att’ny friend Phadea(how ever you spell her name)Sanda had the comments off for her Bridal Shower, notice how she lets us clown her now.
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Again: I don’t know Phaedra. I met her once in passing at a party. I don’t think we said 2 words to each other. I kept it moving because I am allergic to fake people and I didn’t want to break out in hives. The Bridal Shower was for my attorney Precious. Click link ~~> http://sandrarose.com/2009/05/a-bridal-shower-to-remember/