According to my sources inside rapper Diamond’s camp, her new facial tattoo is just a lipstick tube.
Diamond’s new tattoo caused hysteria across the Internet when she tweeted a pic of what appeared to be a bullet tattooed near her left ear earlier in the week. “It’s just lipstick, not a bullet” said my source.
The source went on to say that Diamond, whose last big hit was “Rock Yo Hips”, is not following in the footsteps of other mentally challenged rappers who disfigured their faces with large tattoos. “Diamond’s tatt is covered by her hair weave,” said the source. “It isn’t visible to the public until she moves her hair out of the way.”
The former Crime Mob member will turn 23 on May 20.
Anyone who know’s me know I love me a tattoo….HENCE MY LOG-IN NAME, BUT I must admit it takes a special kind’ve individual to tatt up their face. WOWZERS
this is the most ignorant thing ever!!! First off whoever did that tatt shoudn’t be in a shop because it looks nothing like lipstick. i don’t understand how facial tatts caught on in the first place
Hey Diamond, Baby *in Tommy voice from Martin*……… You Stupid!!!!
What the hell?! She will never have a job which sucks because her music career isn’t going anywhere.
Really though?
“It isn’t visible to the public until she moves her hair out of the way.”
This is the dumbest sh*t i’ve ever seen. It’s on YOUR FACE idiot! Are you going to cover it with your hair FOREVER?
And who the hell gets a face tattoo if they don’t want anyone to see it?
AND that DOES NOT look like a tube of lipstick so she needs to get her money back for that mess. When I first saw it I didn’t knwo what the hell it was!
@tatted diva i
i have a few myself but they are all tastefully placed and easily hidden if i need them to be. Lord knows her career is not as hot as it once was. she might have to get a regular job one day
Who does that? First of all, if people can’t tell if your facial tattoo is a bullet or lipstick tube that is an epic fail! #Wheretheydothatat?
Someone on Twitter said it looks like a tampon. She was hinting that it may not be real, just trying to get people attention to promote something. I weep for some of my people daily.
I thought it was Scrappy’s peen because i heard it was short and fat
MY BAD!!!!
She and Rick Ross need to fired their tatto artists for both putting penises on their faces. :cofee:
She could have came to NC and my son would have hooked her up better than that with some sharpies.
I dislike facial and neck tatts
Think about your future…And to think these idiots will be the generation to care for me in my old age…SCARY!!!!!
That is a darn bullet. I dont care what no one says lol. I have tattoos but I will never put one on my face
Hell, I thought it was that Magic Bullet Blender.
@ mrsloveleighwilliams U BETTA :preach:! I have an entire arm-sleeve and I work in Corporate America BUT I wear nice shirts to work & you rarely see them unless it’s Dress Down Friday! BEAT IT, DIAMOND! That Shyt is Hood!
Alex says:
Hell, I thought it was that Magic Bullet Blender.
I’ve never seen a lipstick tube that damn stocky.
2 down 4 to go!!!
4 FREE GIFT BOXES LEFT….
And WHO THE FLUCK was seriously riled up about this?
Ooop!
5 FREE GIFT BOXES LEFT…
Get yours NOW!!!!
LOL. It does look like a tampon. Or it could be from the Wet-n-Wild mini- lipstick collection.
DISGUSTING…
it does look like a tampon and why, when the ATL has so many great tattoo artists, would this NMFF get some bullshyt like this behind her weave?
thank you SR for giving me TWO opportunities to use that acronym today.
Damn she’s only about to be 23??
I never understood the importance of getting a face tattoo… In her case this one is an EPIC FAIL!! Good luck trying to cover that up
@TattedDiva, I love tattoos, too. But I’m not one for tats on the face.
And who the fluck tats a damn lipstick tube on their face anyway??????
Good Morning Fam
“Face tattoos say, I have gone as far as I want to in society and in fact, I think I want to take a few steps back.” — Actress Gabourey Sidibe
Is this the one who butchered her preschool rhymes in the cipher?
Morning :wave:
She need to be saving this tattoo money to put towards her car note!! Ah hell who am I kidding….that tat couldn’t cost no more than $15.
Seriously where they do that at-in my teenager’s voice
mrsloveleighwilliams says:
“this is the most ignorant thing ever!!! First off whoever did that tatt shoudn’t be in a shop because it looks nothing like lipstick..”
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You better preach!!
That face tatt shyt is not whats hot
can’t believe she’s only 22 
*sideeye*
Good Morning People!
These face tatts are so stupid. Really I can think of no other work than STUPID!
How could she even afford a tattoo?
Sup Alex
so fresh n so clean in that gravi 
I went to the DOS website and
Cheap and basic as hell. They use dollar store hangers to model the shirts.
It doesn’t look like lipstick or a bullet.
#fail
Ewww!! She should get her money back! That sh*t is hideous. And this line right here: “Diamond’s tatt is covered by her hair weave …” <—fukkery at its finest.
Simple bishes are running rampant this week! Somebody spray some RAID on these trollops.
Hey CFree
Where you been?
I’ve never seen a lipstick tube that damn stocky.
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Maybe it’s a sample.
it looks like a vibrator
@ Cfree whats up baby?
Alex says:
Hell, I thought it was that Magic Bullet Blender.
Ewww!! She should get her money back!
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She didnt pay but two dollars cash and 8 dollars on the EBT card to get it so
That sh*t looks like a damn half-peeled banana!
I’m with @Free- that hoe is really a “N-M-FF!” to do some simple sh*t like that!
Dumbazz! Now she going to have to wear a damn bang to her Pep Boys interview!!
ohpretty1 says:
I’ve never seen a lipstick tube that damn stocky.
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Maybe it’s a sample.
LMAO! We tattoo samples nshyt on our faces now? I cannot.
@Al
Stop playing! You know damn well she used the stamp partion of her card to get that tat! Sold $100 worh of stamps for .10 cents on the dollar!
@SASSY
“Now she going to have to wear a damn bang to her Pep Boys interview!!”
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Then she goin get a steering wheel tatted on the other side of her face.
I don’t care what it is. She’s stupid for getting a tattoo on her face. Her music career was over before it started and she will need to get a job one day. That tat insures a career in fast food.
3 down 4 more entries to go!!!
You have nothing to lose when it’s FREE!!!!
4 FREE GIFT BOXES LEFT!!! Get yours Now!!
“N-M-FF!” <——-WHATDOESTHISMEAN?
@DOS
Get yo’ hustle on dawg!
@Cinderella
The only difference between the men and women’s style are the colors. Aren’t women’s t-shirts supposed to have a more fitted shape to them?
And that cowboy hat…
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@DOS
Get yo’ hustle on dawg!
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I was about to say the same chit! I’m surprised she hasn’t banned them yet.
Alex says:
Hell, I thought it was that Magic Bullet Blender.
__________________________________________________________________________Maybe the tube still has the cap on…lmao
Cinderella says:
I went to the DOS website and
Cheap and basic as hell. They use dollar store hangers to model the shirts.
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I think it is Lipstick! She ate the top of the one you used for them to model
@DOS get your hustle on before Auntie come in and ban you forever. I can’t believe she would cosign that basic-ness of that website of yours.
Really??? Smh…Come on now.
@Laker, my week has been as f**k…but Spring is next week
ALBoy says:
I think it is Lipstick! She ate the top of the one you used for them to model
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ALEX i work in the wonderful world of finance and we are str8 up slaves the 1st fews months of the yr and yr end. I will be back to play around abt April, miss u guys and the daily phukery
@Alboy i been missN my dance pat’na
lets do the durty dancing routine bf i get back to work 
@DOS
I saw your site. You’d be better off using the cotton fot hose shirts to make tampons. You need something original, riveting and creative to get notcied in the fashion game and have a cult following! Plain, boring, uninspiring t-shirts with words & Microsoft WordArt drawings will NOT cut it!
Come correct or don’t come at all!
DOS is blocked at my job WHY?
Terrorist 
I’d been ignoring DOS cause I thought Auntie would have banned them by now.
Maybe this is how we roll in 2011.
i have 10 tattoos but i would NEVER EVER put one on my face!! that is just stupid!!
Can’t knock DOS hustle… But atleast get someone to “model” them shirts you are advertising…
I’m pretty sure u can find a handful of aspiring models out there, that’ll work for a low price.
@Laker…. that was suppose to say busy as f**k….. my bad
Maybe she bought the lipstick tube model from one of those stores like Dirt Cheap or something…you know, the one’s that sell the irregular shyt they can’t sell in the original store.
@ Cfree lets do this baby cue the music
*flies thru the air toward tink* hi
must be my new mini skirt with sequins made of magnets
Sup Alex so fresh n so clean in that gravi
Alex, you do look nice in your gravi….
Is the DOS thing spam????
Typos galore….
I don’t give a fukk- I’m PMS-ing. I can type my words all fukked up if I feel like it.
@Al
“NMFF” = non-mutha-phucking-factor!! (C. Evelyn Alejandro Lozada-OchoCinco)
@DOS
I saw your site. You’d be better off using the cotton fot hose shirts to make tampons. You need something original, riveting and creative to get notcied in the fashion game and have a cult following! Plain, boring, uninspiring t-shirts with words & Microsoft WordArt drawings will NOT cut it!
Come correct or don’t come at all!
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Kimi where you been at? Whats good Ma? Dont look at me like you dont know me either!
@Sassy & Candi
@Cocoa, tryna magnify that gravi c wats goes on
Nevermind….about the DOS thing…i am going to go to the website…BRB.
Hi Kimi!!!!
Thanks LeapYr!!
What up Blu and Tink!!
Hey Cfree!
cfree! *cabbage patching extra hard*
Cocoabana says:
ohpretty1 says:
I’ve never seen a lipstick tube that damn stocky.
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Maybe it’s a sample.
LMAO! We tattoo samples nshyt on our faces now? I cannot.
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@ SASO Oh okay thanks baby!
LOL hey Al…my father passed away on Jan 27 (2 weeks after I moved to Phoenix) so between dealing with that and getting settled I haven’t really had time to get on.
We here at DOS do appreciate the honest opinions, and we will continue to strive to provide the best quality apparel for your everyday DOS!!!
3 Gift Boxes gone!! 4 more to give away!!!
HEEEEY Leap!! HEEEY Candi!!!! I missed my SR fam!!! Where is brown and laker???
@Kimi
Sorry to hear about your father.
Well, at least the spam bot is polite.
kimi! *dips it low and picks it up slow*
@ Kimi Im sorry for your lose! I pray you God gives you peace in your mind and Heart!
Welcome Back!
“NMFF” = non-mutha-phucking-factor!! (C. Evelyn Alejandro Lozada-OchoCinco)
I luv this shyt right here
i went to the website….
maybe they should take some advice from sheree since she has her own line and whatnot
Truthfully, Diamond tatting her face; does it REALLY surprise you? Have you glanced at the other tats she has? They all look prison issued!!! I’m just sayin’………
Good Morning SR Fam….gotta lot of work to catch up on so I will be in lurk mode today
lose= loss
lexdiamonz says:
“I thought it was Scrappy’s peen because i heard it was short and fat
MY BAD!!!!”
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But forreal, it does look like a bullet.
Hey Yvonne
I’ve missed you!!
yvonne
where u been?!
Sassy you not from the CHI are u? remind me of my homegirl say ann thang and dnt gva fk
chile u are a mess
Thanks guys
@candi hey boo * does a cartwheels then falls into a split*
Yvonne! my Virgo homegirly
Yeah, I’ve got nothin. :offtopic:I’m so tired of this darn snow!
I don’t know what y’all are talking about.
I think that Tampax lipstick bullet tattoo is THE DOS.
Im out you guys
@YSoSerious
It won’t hurt to go ahead and sign up for a FREE GIFT BOX?
For you, we will throw in an extra extra freebie!!1!
YSO! Hi hunny
i didn’t recognize u that pic scares my soul 
oooooh snap yso gettin the hook up
#jealousthanamug
Sorry to hear about your father Kimi. You and your family are in my prayers.
@ YSO
you stupid
HOOOOOOOLE UP!
I’m bout to put me in a link and start selling some chit too!
Hey CFree!
And a special hello to everyone else.
(shakes rack and giggles)
We here at DOS do appreciate the honest opinions, and we will continue to strive to provide the best quality apparel for your everyday DOS!!!
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Kimi, sorry to hear about your father.
CFree, click on my link!
@DOS
Yeah, YSO want that hook up dawg! Send that chit right on out to her. She’ll be wearing that chit!
4 down! 3 to go!!!
We are rolling!!!
Kimi, my condolences…I’m sorry for your lost. I know its not much, but here is a ehug for you…
Hmmmm….. I went to the website and I am not going to put anybody down, I am all for people getting their hustle, especially legally…so I just think this person needs to think their marketing strategy over and think about their “target audience”…I see what they are doing…buying cheap shirts and using a basic graphic software to put i.e. “logos” etc. on the teeshirts, which no is paying 25.00 for some tee shirts with the cereal box iron on stencil..and that’s just real…but if the person is really serious and not just trying to get rich quick…they just need to restratagize….alot of times we fail before we finally suceed, so lessons learned on this one… no one will be buying those cracker jack teeshirts for $25.00…
Excuse me, I have to go to the bathroom to adjust my wig, its too tight and its making my head hurt…I am not trying to have an aneurysym due to a lace front…LOL…:lol:
HOOOOOOOLE UP!
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I just heard Martin in my head when I read that.
@DOS
Are you really Aunt Viv’s man “Slimm?”
thanks a lot guys!!! i appreciate it!!!
Yvonne whats up baby?
It looks like a tampon
@KIMI
Come sit on my lap and tell me what’s been going on with you.
You’ve been missed round these parts.
Thanks a lot Gucci Mane. We know that you are a good role model for the young people but does so many people have to copy off of you *sarcasm*. That part of the face is very sensitive too but at least it can be covered by hair. This generation needs extra prayer.
yso must be busy singing up now
@DOS
Thanks for the offer but I already have some t-shirts like that. And they were only 3 for 10.
But since I’m feeling as generous as you are, you can give my gift box to DEAD EYE. Make them extra smedium. Please and thanks.
@YSo
@ pinksghetti: IKR!!! Even tho this is nothing new, GUCCI has really started a trend with the tats on ur face. I just don’t get it. BTW, have anyone saw Young LA new tat (he covered up his previous face tat)? Ouch.
(wonders if it got quiet all of a sudden because everybody’s rushing to get one of those DOS gift boxes)
Hey Alex…Candi!!! I’ve been working like crazy. And my class schedule has picked up so I don’t have time to shoot the breeze like I usually do. I missed y’all though…
Awwwww @Man well I def missed all of you guys
MIZZ.I_REP_ATL says:
@ pinksghetti: IKR!!! Even tho this is nothing new, GUCCI has really started a trend with the tats on ur face. I just don’t get it. BTW, have anyone saw Young LA new tat (he covered up his previous face tat)? Ouch.
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I think I saw Young LA’s, was it a duck or something? I didn’t know he had one before (I don’t even know who he is but I heard about the tattoo, LOL).
DOS, you should know better than to come to your SR peeps with something as unfinished as what you have. I appreciate the thought of gift bags but nothing on the site made me want a gift bag.
i think you are going to have to pay for friend-of-the-blog-status because right now your gear is in NMFF status!
When she tweeted the pic the caption said: “In life you only get ONE SHOT!!!! Remember Dat!!!!”
It looks like a piece of driftwood. I don’t think Gucci started the trend. I think Mike Tyson started the trend, but ppl were just too afraid to say something back then. LOL
That aint lipstick! I saw her tweet. Diamond did this twitpic and wrote “You only get one SHOT in life”. I assumed that her using the word shot in all caps had something to do the bullet. She then followed it up with “I love controversy”
@KIMI
“Awwwww @Man well I def missed all of you guys ”
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I think you should make something
to show how glad you are to be back! 
@ pinksghetti: He covered the duck (or whatever the hell it was, lol) & tatted the letters LA over it. The sh*t is covering half of his face. (Not the move at all).
renegadesince1985 says:
When she tweeted the pic the caption said: “In life you only get ONE SHOT!!!! Remember Dat!!!!”
From her statement I deduce it’s a bullet…
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Guess we saw the same thing. Nobody is checking for Diamond anyway lol
prynsexxx says:
It looks like a piece of driftwood. I don’t think Gucci started the trend. I think Mike Tyson started the trend, but ppl were just too afraid to say something back then. LOL
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Yep, I forgot about Mike Tyson having one a while back but nobody wanted to copy off him though, LOL.
@ALBOY
Go own and bang her. Do it for your family dawg. Your wife won’t mind if it means you’d make more money.
@ Man she doesnt get a say in my pay or promotions
and she look like Mumrah 
“Diamond’s tatt is covered by her hair weave,”
Hey Hey Hey SR :waves
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: ( Scrolling all the way back up!
WHO YOU TRIN’ TO GET CRAZY WITH ESE? DON’T YOU KNOW I’M LOCO? INZAAANEEE IN THE MEMBRAAIIIIN INZANE IN THE BRAIN!! #RANDOM
ALBoy says:
“@ Man she doesnt get a say in my pay or promotions and she look like Mumrah”
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LOL…Guess she’ll have to keep wondering/daydreaming.
WHO YOU TRIN’ TO GET CRAZY WITH ESE? DON’T YOU KNOW I’M LOCO? INZAAANEEE IN THE MEMBRAAIIIIN INZANE IN THE BRAIN!! #RANDOM
and ROCK to THEM crazy FUKS Memories oh the MEMORIES 
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I LOVE CYRPESS HILL BISH I USED TO
Lakes you got me spelling crazy
CYPRESS HILL 
@ALBOY
“she doesnt get a say in my pay or promotions and she look like Mumrah ”
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Maybe she good a suckin sumpin’. DON’T BE LOOKIN GIFT HORSES IN THE MOUF! (or however that phrase goes)
Mizz It Aint never gone happen
*walks back in with my free lunch* cha’ll talm bout?
@CHOCO
GIRL ERRTIME I HEAR THAT SONG I PICTURE ALL MY CUZOS IN CALI WITH THE ALL BLACK CHUCK KAKY DICKIES AND BANDANA DOING THE CRIP WALK WITH A FORTY IN THEY HAND 
AND ME BEING LIKE WHAT 8 OR 10 BISH WAS JAMING TOO!!!
@ALBoy
Did she lick her lips and rub her hands together???? 
ALBoy says:
@ Man she doesnt get a say in my pay or promotions and she look like Mumrah
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That my friend is the epitomy of unfortunate looking
@Kimi
:hugs: Ma – My dads bday was Mar 6 this is the third year since he has passed and we still miss him hauntingly… stay strong and keep your head to the sky cuz that’s where your Dad is – He is with you just not physically…
@AL **PEENSTARE**
<<headnod
@MAN WATS UP BRUH
@BRUH
@CANDI HEY BEUTIFUL CHICA!! **THROWS HAND FULL OF GLITTER IN THE AIR** U FANCY!!
@Lakes
Your cuzo’s sound HOT I can see them now REAL! When I heard Cypress and saw their style I was enligtened!
@Candi
What you got to eat? Bish hungry.
Hey Choco!!
Another hello to Laker
Choco aka Hippie says:
@Kimi
Ma – My dads bday was Mar 6 this is the third year since he has passed and we still miss him hauntingly… stay strong and keep your head to the sky cuz that’s where your Dad is – He is with you just not physically…
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@ Kimi and Choco my Uncle passed on this day last year I truly feel for you and I pray for your strength, I just thought about him this morning and I had to listen to Wait on the Lord to keep from crying, he was truly a pillar of faith and a lover of people who was always willing to help the next man money was never a factor. He was a well respected lawyer in Central NY
@ Man aint no way
@KIMI IM RIGHT HERE MAMAS
SOO SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT UR LOST JUST REMEMBER NOW U HAVE AN ANGEL LOOKING AFTER U AT ALL TIMES AND UR FATHER AIN’T GONE HE IS HERE IN SPIRIT
@ALBOY
Well, at least it ain’t ol boy that was having “prostate” discussions with you.
laker! *hands u and alex a free wrap from the mediterranean place*
i got the steak wrap
@Bruh
and :hugs: and thanks for your words of encouragement and admission to knowing your limit and giving it to GOD!
@CHOCO GIRL AND THEY THOUGHT THEY WAS THE CHITZ BAK IN THE DAY BALHEADED MOTHA FUKAS!! LOOKING LIKE ALL U DO IS TATT AND DRANK THAT 40 I THINK THATS WHY I LIKE THEM TATS AND BALD HEADED FUKAS
#CALIESE
@ALEX
now i need dessert *looks at bruhman*
Laker I shouted you out like 2 posts ago but all is forgiven you remembered I existed
@Kimi Just reflect on the good memories of his LIFE, and let his passing be a faint memory surrounded by love,and faith that he is resting in the Lord…
**TAKES WRAP AND QUES LEAN WIT IT, ROCK WIT IT YALL KNOW I GETS HAPPY WEN I EAT** LEAN WIT IT ROCK WIT IT I BOUNCE IN THE CLUB SO HO3’S CALL ME ROCKET!!
<<<WITHWRAPINHAND 
Shut Up Phrozen
she just stares 
no words no innuendoes just stares creepy like getting hit on by an old special chick
@PHRO HEY U RATCHET FUKA HOW WE DOING TODAY???
U GON LET ME HIT IT TODAY?? 
I KNOW 
i see phrozen takin a break from the ratchetness to be inspirational
@AL
I PROMIS TO BE GOOD TODAY 
SCOUTS HONORSEXY ENCHILADA HONOR!!@ Man I know right
I been wanting to put her pic up as my gravi but i think its wrong to put “real” (people i know) people in my gravi 
candibfly says:
now i need dessert *looks at bruhman*
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I am ready to give you all you can handle
***rides to the earth on a meteor and crashes into SR***
hey yall
@ Candi I dont think I told you that your new gravi is so dazzling that I am thinking of blowing it up to cover one of my kitchen walls, what you think?
*Puts down the steak wrap and bites into the pizza that was delivered*
A chick called my house playing on my phone once, bout 8yrs ago. She thought I was screwing her man/my ex but, we was just cool at the time and he would come over and chill sometimes. Anyway, she got to talking stupid and I just hauled off and told her ass, i’m not f*cking him but, if I was, yo ass wouldn’t even be a factor. Bish hung up on me!
Don’t call my house playing on my phone and not expect to getcho feelings hurt.
@ Lake you can put it in your mouth its okay we all friends in here.
Her tat looks like a baby’s peen.
#EPICFAIL
Dymond, sit down. No one is checking for you or lil scrappy…with your repo’d car having azzez
SUP PHROZ
SUP Bruh u looking cute
SUP AL
SUP ALEX
SUP WORLD!!!
dymond i think it is a fabulous idea, everyone will remark on how wonderful ur kitchen is
#humble
i already have the pic of us at the lisa raye convention (we were the only ones there) blow up and plastered all over the room i made for u at my new place
Sup Dymond
How u?
@ MOMO
OH, you are still on topic? OK, SORRY 
HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
Moanin Yall! :wave: <—–Cocoa's shorts
alex why do i get the feeling that u EAT ALL THE TIME (mass quantities) but never gain any weight?
#jealousthanamug
@dymond Whats up?
*Hands Dimpz a drink*
@Candi
Look like I work out all the time. 
*slides down dimpz’ left cheek* morning :wave: <—-bruhman's boxer briefs
i hate ppl like that
i gotta get my ass kicked by crazy bytches at ballys and u eatin all the food u want showin off ur six pack at the beach 
Hey Dymond
How has your day been?
Dimpz Dymond
and :hugs:
@Lakes Yeah I
RUFFNECKS SMDH
@Candi
*Picks up slice #3* But it’s so hard to gain weight.
candibfly says:
*slides down dimpz’ left cheek* morning <—-bruhman's boxer briefs
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*Bites at Candi's thong and yanks her back in the corner* "We need to get this session of stretching over with and I do not stop until you get what you need"
*Scrolls up to double check* Nope, Choco didn’t speak to me.
@ CANDI oh the memories, remember when they showed that special screening of Gand of Roses and we had the whole theater to ourselves?***sigh*** fun times….
@ DIMPZ
are you ever gonna give cocoa her shorts back?
DYMOND!
@DIMPZ
Don’t you hate insecure people
SMH
@ Candi
ALEX is on that no meat diet and that’s how she keeps it so trim (pun intended) and slim
@ Dymond….Nope!
Candi-Pants!
& 
Morning Cocolicious!
*takes slice of pizza from Alex to wash my drink down*
@ Dymond…damn, you had to shoot me??
@ BRUH
(extra hard for Candi) My day has been good so far!! thanx for asking
@ Man…Hell yeah!
Like this other chick called my cellphone one day, didn’t say who she was, asked for her man by his street name, which I didn’t call him by, talking about she tired of sleeping alone. Asking me to send him back next time he comes over. I’m like, first of all where am I sending him back to and don’t you think you should be calling him and NOT ME? She called my a stupid Muvfugga and hung up on me.
Why bishes always calling MY phone then wanna hang up on me? It’s not like I called them fuggin with them.
@MOMO
Likin that gravie babe.
oh, i’ll stay on my sausage diet then dymond
sorry bruhman, i had to come up for air, i’m ready now
Hey Pretty MOMO! :wave: <—-Bruh's boxers and Candi's thong
#multitasking
*Holds one finger up while I finish smacking* @Dymond You should try this diet.
@Candi
Sausage, huh? Is that what was under the pancakes?
@ MOMO
brief misunderstanding and i got trigger happy forgive me 
dimpz u are so talented
alex no ma’am
*looks at bruhman* but i know someone who has one
@Choco
You should know to never include me with everyone else.
@MAN -Thanks boo
@MZ DIMPZ – Hey sexaaaayyyy!!
@Dymond…ok ok…
@DIMPZ WERE THE FUK IS MY CHICHI MUFFIN TOP??? OOOH WELL I GUESS THE RIGHT BOOTY CHEEK WILL DO
#GOODHEADNOGAGGING 
PRACTICE MAKES PERFECTO!!
@AL LIL RICHARD WON’T BE ABLE TO BREATH BABY U CAN’T HANDLE THIS THATS WHY WE JUST DO THE STARE
@DYMOND U SEXY AZZ **slaps that azz and watch it bounce**
@MOMO BEUTIFUL SMILE
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
@MOMO BEUTIFUL SMILE
Thank you hunny!
thanks MOMO
oooooh LAKER smack it again please
I can’t go to that other post…the controversy is too much for my heart right now
I’ll holla at yall
@DYMOND DON’T GOO IM HERE
I DON’T LIKE THE OTHER POST EITHER 
Hey Lakers!
I can’t change my gravi! Something is wrong with the damned site!
I had to come out of that other post too. I went in, read the post and some comments and just had to leave.
@DIMPZ I CAN’T CHANGE MY GRAVI EITHER
HOW U BEEN HOWS LIL ACE??? HOW IS THE WEIGHT LOSS GOING?
I’m good. Lil Ace is fine, not quite as blinding. LOL
The weight loss is going ok. I don’t think i’ve lost any weight but, I have lost inches. Yesterday, I wore a shirt I couldn’t really get into 2weeks ago.
How you been mami?
@ DIMPZ and LAKER hold me!! the other post has killed my joy
<–not a facial
*runs to hold Dymond and Laker*
Yea, I gotta stay my ass outta that one too.
I amd MAD I missed a “Cracked Rearview Mirror” (Diamond) post….
Specially now she got a dack on her face…
Hate my job for doing this shyt to me….
@ Dimpz u never know when faciAL is around
*am…see I am so mad I cain’t spell.
SUP KDUB
I would have LOVED to hear what u had to say about diamond
Hey @Dymond… :wave: I needed time to crack some jokes. I’ll save them for next time….
MOrning KDubb!
How is you today?
DIMPZ…what up honey? I missed’d all of y’all !!!!!!
That sounded mighty southern of me huh? “All of yall…”
@DYMOND THE OTHER POST DRAIN ALL THE FELIZ OUT OF ME
HOLD ME!!!
@DIMPZ
@KDUB THE RATCHET QUEEN!!
Mamacita says:
AND that DOES NOT look like a tube of lipstick so she needs to get her money back for that mess.
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It doesn’t look like a bullet. At first I thought it was a tampon too.
It doesn’t look like a bullet. At first I thought it was a tampon too.
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It looks like a really short dack to me…but what do I know…
*Thumb-sized…
If your teenager comes home with a facial tat you should know that he/she has no aspirations for getting a real job.
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In the words of my father….all of these tattoos are going to look like motor oil has been poured all over your body when you get old. I hate that this fad has caught on. The body is a temple….would you spray graffiti on a Holy Place? We have a lost generation that can’t seem to find their way!!!
I LOVE TATS, I HAVE 5 MYSELF BUT I WOULD NEVER EVER EVER HAVE ONE DONE ON MY FACE–BUT I GUESS TO EACH THEIR OWN—BY THE WAY THAT TAT ON HER FACE DOES RESEMBLES A BULLET
This GIRL is so SIMPLE, now she states that it was a joke!!! You have no talent so you choose to create attention by pretending to do something stupid???? If you had talent, you could use your album to create a buzz, for you…but..You don’t..
No one is checking for someone calling themselves the “COCAINE WAITRESS”, with not enough money to keep a LEASED CAMERO, or pay their mortgage on a home that cost $120,000.
” We aint, fu*king with you, because You aint gotta lotta money, gotta lotta money”
#simpleasschick