According to the Miami Herald, Lebron James’ mother was arrested on a misdemeanor assault charge this morning.
Gloria James allegedly assaulted a parking attendant at the Fontainebleau hotel, according to WPLG-TV. Now that’s gangster!
Updated:
This is the unfortunate Fontainebleau Hotel valet who police say was bitch slapped by LeBron Jame’s mother, Gloria James, during a dispute over her car. His name is Rockfeller Sorel, and he must really be short.
Miami Beach police reportedly arrested LeBron James’ mother at the Fontainebleau in Miami Beach Thursday morning.
Officers arrested Gloria James on a misdemeanor assault charge, WSVN-7 reported.
According to the report, it is not the first time that James’ mother has been in trouble with the law. She also was arrested in 2006 in Ohio on a DUI charge.
I have a soft spot in my heart for gangsta b*tches! Remember that time Gloria ran out on the court threatening to beat Kevin Garnett down?
Who she hit? I hope it was a groupie……..
Oh chit…
I remember Lebron telling his mama to “sit yo a** down” when she ran up on KG LOL
You can take them out the hood….
In other news…I’ll be in Miami next month!!!
@rene me too!!! you going memorial day weekend too???
Gloria is a
so what else is new??!!
SMH
I remember my mama telling off this dude at my job once. I was embarrassed yet proud. I was like 23… but he had it coming…
All that money hasn’t cured her ghetto fabulousness yet?
Maybe somebody at the parking lot taunted her about Lebron leaving the cavs..I’ont know, just trying to give her the benefit of a doubt..
bahahahaha! this bish right here!
but she needs to learn how to fluck ppl up and get away with it.
You can take the chick out the hood, but …… well yall know the rest.
Looking at that pic, she looks like she cuts up. (Ummm is there something wrong with one of her eyes??)
First how did she assault throwing pennies at his azz I mean what’s gangsta if you don’t know what the assault was? And Im not trying to take anything away from Gloria’s hood steez!
I’m an entertainment news junkie from waaay back. Before blogs I had subscriptions to all the black mags and read National Enquirer from time to time. Why am I just finding out that De’Aundre Bond was in the pokey for 10 years? He has a bigger resume than a lot of people we talk about regularly.
How old is she again? It’s just embarrassing and there is NOTHING cute about how she behaves.
Money does not buy you class…
@Dawn ….Raven looks damn good
LOL – I think it’s funny! We all know or have met that special someone that believes that can say what you want and not get punched in the MOUF! I work in Corporate America and anyone can still get it…..a beat down that is!
Bird says:
All that money hasn’t cured her ghetto fabulousness yet?
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Hell look at
1. Waka Flacka mama
2. Keyshia Cole mama
3. Jim Jones mama
4. Kandi mama talkin about using dildos on tv
I don’t fight
I don’t argue
I just beat that bish wit a bottle
Knuck if you buck boy
Knuck if you buck
I bet these are her favorite songs.
SMH.
RIA is complete trash. Prolly was in the hotel fuggin another one of LeBron’s teammates. D. Wade IS nursing an injury right now. 
GL
Mr.BluPhi says:
@Dawn ….Raven looks damn good
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Man that bish is fierce!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lil Olivia done growed all the way up!
She still acting up.
Gotta love a gangsta momma…shoot u bet no touch/say/ do anything to my baby!!! I dont care if you are 13 year old, I’ll beat ya a**
@Kimip84
Yes maam! I go every year!
Dawn Sheen says:
Bird says:
All that money hasn’t cured her ghetto fabulousness yet?
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4. Kandi mama talkin about using dildos on tv
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But that’s not ghetto. Dr. Sue talks about them on tv all the time. I doubt that she’s ghetto.
@ dawn
that’s raven symone? daaaaaaamn.
Dawn Sheen says:
Bird says:
All that money hasn’t cured her ghetto fabulousness yet?
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Hell look at
1. Waka Flacka mama
2. Keyshia Cole mama
3. Jim Jones mama
4. Kandi mama talkin about using dildos on tv
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Hell look at…
1. Waka Flacka
2. Keyshia Cole
3. Jim Jones
4. Kandi
She more thug then AI’s momma! I didn’t think that was possible.
@DAWN
Raven has lost some weight but she still look like a penguin to me.
RatchetFree says:
I don’t fight
I don’t argue
I just beat that bish wit a bottle
Knuck if you buck boy
Knuck if you buck
I bet these are her favorite songs
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Along with ….
Imma do something bad to ya
Cuz you m*therF**kn h**
Imma tussle, imma tussle, imma tussle
@Blu
Kandi told us that she was not ghetto. She said she was not like NeNe.
Not a surprise….it’s a wonder that Lebron doesn’t make that many bad decisions……
@ blu
you forgot diddy’s momma, whose still dressing like she shops at rainbow and has that Clorox bleach blonde hairstyle since before I was born.
sn: I wonder what gucci’s mom looks like.
Awww, Kandi’s mama isn’t ghetto. “Child support”
@BLU
Kandi is not ghetto.
Bird says:
I’m an entertainment news junkie from waaay back. Before blogs I had subscriptions to all the black mags and read National Enquirer from time to time. Why am I just finding out that De’Aundre Bond was in the pokey for 10 years? He has a bigger resume than a lot of people we talk about regularly.
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yea, I saw that too. I’m glad he is out!
*searches alex’s bag for food*
RatchetFree says:
Dawn Sheen says:
Bird says:
All that money hasn’t cured her ghetto fabulousness yet?
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4. Kandi mama talkin about using dildos on tv
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But that’s not ghetto. Dr. Sue talks about them on tv all the time. I doubt that she’s ghetto.
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I learned my BEST moves from Dr. Sue ole nasty azz self!
i don’t know many ghetto songs :-/
*dances to em anyway*
Save any Snicker’s for me, please and thanks.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@DAWN
Raven has lost some weight but she still look like a penguin to me.
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Penguin??? lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I think Raven looks good…. but a penguin, thats classic…lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
candibfly says:
*searches alex’s bag for food*
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I have some fruit roll ups, rainbow nerds, v8 fusion(peach mango), Hot tater chips, and boiled eggs. You want some of everything?
@BLU
“Raven has lost some weight but she still look like a penguin to me.
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Penguin??? lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I think Raven looks good…. but a penguin, thats classic…lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo”
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I don’t see how anyone can look at her “sexually” when she looks like she was hatched in the artic.
@Candi
I also have a N.W.A cassette tape in the bag. They weren’t ghetto….just gangsta.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@DAWN
Raven has lost some weight but she still look like a penguin to me.
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Whatever Raven has longer paper than ALL them janky azz flex hoes you love like Kim K., Kandi, Ving Rayhmes…. and whoever else you be defending
RatchetFree says:
candibfly says:
*searches alex’s bag for food*
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I have some fruit roll ups, rainbow nerds, v8 fusion(peach mango), Hot tater chips, and boiled eggs. You want some of everything?
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I bet they all under ur titties and ur fumpa…
everything except the eggs. i’ve never had a boiled egg. oh and let me get a filet mignon hoagie on wheat
Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh Dr. Sue makes me wanna vomit. She should not be talkin about sex. She reminds me of Ertha Kit (may she RIP) when she was on Boomerang. Talkin she don’t have on any panties. Ummm maam can you please put a pair on.
I would never hit a woman, esp an elderly woman, but Ertha would have gotten DDT’d that night
(turns my nose up at the boiled eggs but takes some of the rainbow nerds w/o asking cause I’m gangsta like that)
@rene this is my first year going…can’t wait to see what kind of shhh me and my sis are going to get into
RatchetFree says:
I don’t fight
I don’t argue
I just beat that bish wit a bottle
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Lol the use to be the jam though. Ghetto as all hell. She is a mess. But I grow up in Miami. People are pretty ghetto there. But you got to love it….lmao
@Yso
Are u ready for a new link?
Manuel you stoopid.
“I don’t see how anyone can look at her “sexually” when she looks like she was hatched in the artic. ”
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lmfaooooooooooooooooo
Gloria = Tasha Mack
Mr.BluPhi says:
Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh Dr. Sue makes me wanna vomit. She should not be talkin about sex. She reminds me of Ertha Kit (may she RIP) when she was on Boomerang. Talkin she don’t have on any panties. Ummm maam can you please put a pair on.
I would never hit a woman, esp an elderly woman, but Ertha would have gotten DDT’d that night
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Don’t sleep on the old trout. While young hoes be too concerned with what you paying and if they hair straight old hoes only focused on getting off…
Mr.BluPhi says:
Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh Dr. Sue makes me wanna vomit. She should not be talkin about sex. She reminds me of Ertha Kit (may she RIP) when she was on Boomerang. Talkin she don’t have on any panties. Ummm maam can you please put a pair on.
I would never hit a woman, esp an elderly woman, but Ertha would have gotten DDT’d that night
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@RATCHET
No.
*Boils some extra eggs so Kimi and Renegade can take them on their trip to Miami*
I have a soft spot in my heart for gangsta b*tches!
Oh lord, this was funny.
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Bwahahahahaha
Waka’s mom must make you all mushy then. LOL
kimip! I love ur gravi!
There was another earthquake in Japan 7.2
Awwwww damn japan got hit again??? Whats goin on??
I work in Corporate America and anyone can still get it…..a beat down that is!
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@Bird
Who is that guy you are talking about we are around the same age and I haven’t heard of him or maybe I don’t recall his name
I have a soft spot in my heart for gangsta b*tches! Remember that time Gloria ran out on the court threatening to beat Kevin Garnett down?
^^Yes I recall. I also remember Lebron telling her to go sit her a*s down. He took heat for talking to his mother like that, but it was well justified. His mother had no business embarrassing him like that. AI’s mother used to do similar things like this. Amare’s mother got arrested out in Arizona awhile back. Why not just sit back and reap the rewards of being a basketball mom? Maybe that was the problem. I’m Lebron’s mother dammit you gone respect me. Who knows. Ive wanted to punch an attendant or two myself, but not having a financially free relative to bail me out prevents me.lol
I’m gonna call my Momma right now and tell her I love her
@Kingstonn I DO NOT want to see Gucci’s momma!!
*Boils some extra eggs so Kimi and Renegade can take them on their trip to Miami*
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AJ says:
I’m gonna call my Momma right now and tell her I love her
@Kingstonn I DO NOT want to see Gucci’s momma!!
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**sigh** God thank you with blessing me with my Mother. #GREATFUL
Choco aka Hippie says:
@Bird
Who is that guy you are talking about we are around the same age and I haven’t heard of him or maybe I don’t recall his name.
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I never knew his name until today, but he has been in a gang of movies; Get on the Bus, The Wood, Tales from the Hood, Lockdown. He just got out the pockey about a week ago. Its kinda foul that the media didn’t make his whereabouts known so fans could support him. Apparently he went over his auntie’s house to tell her he landed a starring role in Antwon Fisher when he got in a fight with her friend and wound up stabbing him to death.
Who going to Miami…..I wanna go back!!!
i’m hungry, i think i will hit up mcdowell’s
@Therapist #Agreed! My mother would fistacuff but ONLY if justified..Other than that she is as saddity as she wants to be..
Hello @Brenden I’m OHoney
Heyyyyyyy SR e-fam!!
Apparently he went over his auntie’s house to tell her he landed a starring role in Antwon Fisher when he got in a fight with her friend and wound up stabbing him to death.
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Whoa I’ve seen most the movies you are talking about and your right about the media being wrong for not covering him like that Im certain fans would’ve supported had they known.
I’ve been ELGINIZED!!
Sup Ohoney
@ Therapist and Phrozen Im thankful for Mother also
Choco wassup my sexy lady
Oh Damn that’s ole boy from Sunset Park…I had no idea he was in Prison! WOW!
Hey OHoney
@ALBOy I’m confused with the shaking head, are you or are you not pleased by your mom dukes??
@AJ
*Boils some extra eggs so Kimi and Renegade can take them on their trip to Miami*
@Phro
Did u check out that link?
Hey Choco and Honey!!
@Candi
U still hungry after eating all my snacks? Here, have a boiled egg for the first time.
@Phroz….my mom just givethem to Jesus but my Aunt and my sister will throw blows and ask questions later…..maybe!
Two girls jumped my niece, my sister let my niece rest. Theeeeeeen she drove her to each girl house and well you know the rest. G H E T T O
which one?!
is it the one that also played in the wood, that was in the front seat cryin when they got stopped by the police and stacy made him sit in the back seat?
lawd i used to think he was so fine!
Choco aka Hippie says:
Choco aka Hippie says:
Whoa I’ve seen most the movies you are talking about and your right about the media being wrong for not covering him like that Im certain fans would’ve supported had they known.
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In The Wood he played Melinda Williams big brother that beat up The Corner dude after he touched her butt. In Lockup he played the friend that got raped in the pokey and committed suicide. He’s a Jheri Curl dude.
Heeeeyyyyy everybody…
Lebron momma needs to sit down!…
im going to miami next month too…not memorial but for SweetHeat…cant fux with memorial weekend…
@Alex My bad babes, I was at step practice til late and forgot… sowwy!
@Therapist
Yeah,my mom goes AWF when you deal with her children or grandchildren..Other than that she’s to herself…
Hi Ohoney nice to meet ya
A new tsunami warning, 13 ppl killed in a school shooting, and my arms can’t reach this thong to take it off.
for relief!! 
There was another earthquake in Japan 7.2
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Yes.
May God bless Japan that I just read just had another big quake and they have another tsunami warning.
@Phro
It’s ok. I have a new one for u.
@Alex
at that thong comment!!!!!!
Everybody have a blessed day. Just got home from work and will take my azz to bed. Be safe on your journeys this weekend!
its like a car wreck…i just cant stop lookin!
@ Phrozen it was more of a Lord knows head shake I am proud of Mother
I don’t get it
she wasn’t poking fun if anything she was being thoughtful no shade
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Heyyyyy Ratchet Alex
who are you? Are you SR e-fan? I don’t think we’ve met 
Hey AJ
:hugs: Alex
@ALboy Ok cool cause I thought you were saying I love my mother!!
<—Yes! 
Man Japan is going through. I pray for them!!!
Dawn Sheen says:
Mr.BluPhi says:
Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh Dr. Sue makes me wanna vomit. She should not be talkin about sex. She reminds me of Ertha Kit (may she RIP) when she was on Boomerang. Talkin she don’t have on any panties. Ummm maam can you please put a pair on.
I would never hit a woman, esp an elderly woman, but Ertha would have gotten DDT’d that night
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Don’t sleep on the old trout. While young hoes be too concerned with what you paying and if they hair straight old hoes only focused on getting off…
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Yeah but thats nasty.
@OHoney you talkin to this AJ?
im new…been lurkin on the site for a min…and am now very happy be able to join in on the Rachetness that occurs here daily!
Ohoney whats up baby?
Are they Baptist in JAPAN??? According to a “Lurky person” if you are’nt following the KJV of the bible you’re doomed…
and my arms can’t reach this thong to take it off.
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hatechu
@AyeJay nope
I wasn’t talkin to you. I was talkin to the AJ who spoke to me after I spoke to Brenden and the “Sr e-fam” I was wondering if he/she was considered e-fam.
when you gonna put up a gravi?
As far as you go
*Makes note to get a KJV Bible to replace this NIV one that I have*
Mr.BluPhi says:
…she looks like she cuts up.
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Yes, literally….
@Aye_Jay
If u like my gravi, you’ll love my link.
@Alex
Phroz…if u say the name 3X IT will appear
@Queen
I see u always come out when snacks are floating around. At least you’re not stealing…I meant receiving stolen goods this time.
@Therapist
Thus the reason iREFUSE!!!
@DAWN
“Raven has lost some weight but she still look like a penguin to me.
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Whatever Raven has longer paper than ALL them janky azz flex hoes you love like Kim K., Kandi, Ving Rayhmes…. and whoever else you be defending ”
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Ving Rayhmes??? Why you bringing one of the Williams Sisters into this?
Anyway, I’m a dude so the amount of money a woman has doesn’t effect how attractive she is.
“Raven’s” name is ironic being in that she looks like another bird (the penguin).
@QC Been back there monitoring gravi changes!! Waddup mama’s?!
I’m trying to mentally will myself to sit here today…I stayed yest. today might be a stretch!!
McDonalds is hiring 50K ppl. #helpful
Would any of my fellow Atlantans like to join me in the March of Dimes Walk at the end of the month? #caring
@Alex I heard on the 19th or something they are doing that… Can I just walk in and be a District Manager or CEO?? No?? Did’nt think so either..
After announcing to the class that Japan had been hit by another earthquake, one of my bright students says he has a theory as to why Japan is experiencing these natural disasters……
“its because they making too many cars ova der. And the cars drive on the surface of the earth, and the earth cracks”
While I wont argue his theory, I do wish that he’d apply his “critical” thinking skills to the math packet that is bestowed upon him.
@Ratchet
I’ve been doing it on and off for a few years. I’m gonna go this year though!
Well Blu…have your students been properly evaluated with a Comprehensive Psycho-Educational evaluation???
:wave: Hey all
I got nothing…
@Blu
Again I hate your students and their parents.
@Kei
Hey!!! I don’t think I ever told u Congrats!! Him so handsome!!
@Rene
I’ve been doing it since I’ve been at this job.
@Alex
Thank you
@ Blu……….Do you teach a Special Ed class?
Morning everybody! :wave:
Welcome Jonah
*throws up Volcan handsign*
RatchetFree says:
I see u always come out when snacks are floating around. At least you’re not stealing…I meant receiving stolen goods this time.
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Snacks? I don’t know anything about snacks.
I didn’t even get past comment #12 before responding….
#yesimlazy
@Blu Shutup!
What the hell happened to my gravi?!
@Kei
Hey Lil homie (Jonah)!!
@Dimpz hey babes!
@Dimpz
Now u know damn well Blu’s students are special!! Hey Sis!! 
Blu reported his students are SPED and they are at an explempry school.
They remind me of my SPED students when I was teaching HS. These are general ed students *let us pray*
Special is not the word for his “students”
@Phro
Jonah said sup
Sandra lettin a whole lotta new folk up in this joint.
Morning Phro!
Hey Sis!
What my gravi look like to yall?
@Dimpz
A dummy gravi with sharp teef.
@Blu
Why don’t you just pass them all – I mean aren’t they hopeless anyway
@Man……guard da gate! Don’t let the mofos in
@ Alex…………I see the same thing!
Choco aka Hippie says:
@Blu
Keep them in school as long as possible. Don’t turn them lose on the streets.
Why don’t you just pass them all – I mean aren’t they hopeless anyway
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Least i’m not banned.
@Kei
@Man @Therapist We don’t have to speak to them..
LOL!
Why do I believe I can fly, I dream it so much that I honestly think I can in real life..Anyone else have those dreams? No you say? I guess it’s just me then..
@Man @Therapist We don’t have to speak to them..
Wrong 
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@ Phrozen or just be mean and run them off like you people usually do
@Phro
I have dreams like that all the time difference between us is I know Im dreaming
Have a good day all :wave:
@ Phrozen as long as you dont try it You’ll be okay I keep having a dream where I hit the powerball and be all pissed and ungrateful when I wake up
@1911 they are reg Ed…smh.
@Choco …I say that all the time. But Imma have to see them in summer school
@Blu
Maybe u should take them to Japan…..and leave them.
Alex dear, can you email me plz? Thank you in advance.
Biotch was born the wrong sex! Some GGGangsta shiet right there, lol.