Jewelry designer Simone I. Smith, wife of rapper-turned-actor LL Cool J, launched her new jewelry line, Simone I. Smith, at Bloomingdale’s in Century City, CA yesterday. Normally I would have added “long suffering” to her name, but Simone wasn’t thinking about LL and his cheating ways. Some would say she has low self esteem, but Simone was busy stacking her chips and raising the couple’s three children until she could realize her dream of owning her own business. LL saw that she was a strong and independent woman, and he couldn’t do anything but respect her.
Actress Nicole Ari Parker, designer Simone I. Smith and singer Kelly Rowland attended Simone’s jewelry launch yesterday.
Singer Kelly Rowland, socialite Kim Porter and actress Angela Bassett attend Simone’s jewelry launch yesterday.
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Nicole Ari Parker examines a piece of jewelry in a mirror. Both Nicole and the jewelry look gorgeous!
Kelly Rowland is wearing a little too much pancake foundation. She’s treading dangerously into tranny territory, and that is not kewt.
Simone I. Smith and actress Regina King
Actor Flex Alexander and actress Shanice Wilson attend Simone’s jewelry launch yesterday.
Designer Simone I. Smith, former rapper turned DJ MC Lyte and actor LL Cool J
Photos: Getty Images
Angela? Oh noooooooooo..
@SIMONE SMITH
You should have known better than to take that second pic.
Another post where Kelly is killin em….. dats a beautiful woman
I can’t fluck with Nicole Parker, look just like my ex.
Why do Kelly’s hands look so old… ?
yall leave angela alone lol
I just read the comments on the Mariah Carey post….*plays Cee-Lo “Phuck U”*
And F-U list goes like this:
@Man
@Mirs
@Choco
@Alex
@Laker
@Prynsexxx
@Kingston
@Al
@MzDimplez
@Free
And last but not least @ Luscious …
and all the others that took part in dat chit (except for Candi)…..LOL
Naw that ish had a nigga rolling….. …. SR goes in I see…..
(Im goin to post this in every post today so that all the participants see the list)…
actress Shanice Wilson
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She is a singer more than an actress and that is neither here no there…WTF she done did to her FACE????
What in the world if going on with Angela’s hair?…and forehead…..anf face?
I had to do a triple take.
Thats right SIMONE
a few days ago some horrendous TRANNY busted out the woodworks talking about your husband had his balls all down his throak (Kdubb). Today I see you shining and perseveering through it all! You go girl
Angela Bassett…I love you like a fat kid love cake, but this shyt right here nicca
@BLu
I wasn’t too bad – but hey I can take that FUK YOU TOO :hugs:
Lmao at George Jefferson
wtf happened to angela???
It’s great everyone came out to support her!
No homo…but I just want Lana to rap some old skool “Light as a Rock” and “Paper Thin” and “Poor Georgie” to me allll the night LONG. Never could get enough of the rough hard voice…
WHOOAAAAAAA
Every pic I’ve seen Simone in she looks a lil off!
smh.

oh the thoughts that are in my head right now…
ALBoy says:
Angela Bassett Call the police somebody stole her Groove
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@KINGSTON IS THAT THE
U WAS THINK OF USING ON AZUL!! 
Choco aka Hippie says:
It’s great everyone came out to support her
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yeah i was thinkin that…good to see my ppl supporting each other
I can’t fluck with Nicole Parker, look just like my ex.
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Your ex had one of the longest faces known to mankind TOO?
What are the odds?
WAIT.
Kellys neck in that third picture…. wtf?
Mr.BluPhi says:
And F-U list goes like this:
JUST GOT MY APPRAISAL
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don’t we have to be realted for that
Dude you set yourself up for that one so dont take it out on us
:whislte:
We’re in the money!!!!!!!!!
@ lakes
Si.
LOL @ Blu!!
Look at LL and EPV channeling that SAME “swag”…..bwahahahahahhhahahahahahahah
I almost didn’t recognize Kim Porter stuck back there.
Please do not rehash that Blu chit again today – BLU we know you the play Cuzband and we are the unormals ones – PLEASE MOVE ON
@LOLITA SEE THIS IS WHY I WOVES ME SOME FUKN LOLITA AKA MOB WIFE!!! #26
Ummm *clears throat* , Shanice, Angela, and Regina King need a spa day or something
IJS
Kelly is so freakin gorgeous but she has on too much make up whereas, Regina King could stand to use some. Natural aint always the way to go..and I think she is much cuter with short hair like 2 cents
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:
Mr.BluPhi says:
And F-U list goes like this:
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don’t we have to be realted for that
Dude you set yourself up for that one so dont take it out on us
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So you still goin in??? LOL. Naw I actually laughed…and quite hard. That chit was funny. I was jus playing with that list.
Every pic I’ve seen Simone in she looks a lil off!
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There used to be a rumor long time ago that she is a lil off. And that L kept getting her preggers and finally her family MADE L marry her. They always looked happy though so…oh well.
KDub says:
No homo…but I just want Lana to rap some old skool “Light as a Rock” and “Paper Thin” and “Poor Georgie” to me allll the night LONG. Never could get enough of the rough hard voice…
Tis Okay KDUB… We accept your crush on LANA… let her hold you
I aint even know her name was Lana
kingstonn says:
Why do Kelly’s hands look so old… ?
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Have you seen her feet?

KDUB
I HATE that damn white eye shadow right above the eyelid!
Am I the only one noticin hoe loooonnnng Regina’s face looks?
When you have a long face long hair makes it look longer
Kelly, Regina
Kingstonn the women I know that work out alot all have hands like that
@KDUB
“I can’t fluck with Nicole Parker, look just like my ex.
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Your ex had one of the longest faces known to mankind TOO?
What are the odds?”
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No.
Same color
Same eyes
Same hair
Same build
**my girl was less mannish in the face**
Is she the actual designer of this line or is her name just on it? There’s a difference.
MC Lyte looks beautiful!! Simone’s outfit is a travesty!!! She’s supposed to be the standout at this event and she looks like LL’s publicist or something. Regina looks better with short hair. Kim Porter is a lil grinch looking but I think she is beautiful.
@BLU
“And F-U list goes like this:
@Man…”
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???
I AIN’T YO COUSIN NIGGA!
Whoaaaaa…..is that Shanice??? “I like your smile” Shanice??? DAMN (and not in a good way)
And MC Lyte doesn’t look healthy. Why is she so damn skinny??
Tis Okay KDUB… We accept your crush on LANA… let her hold you
I aint even know her name was Lana
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Yep. Isn’t that a swell name?
Lana Moorer…
@Terri
Im thinking its her money and name on it. I jus dont see her actually designing the jewelry
Auntie, Can you get us a link or something showing pricing so that we can better evaluate this business venture? Please and Thank you.
*goes back to read post, not sure if she already did what I just asked*
@BLU
Shanice look like somebody Granny.
@BLU.
I missed all the fun yesterday but you can just add me to that F*ck U list for all the sh*t I said to myself when all y’all was gone.
Good for Simone. I
Flex & Shanice. Angela’s aging graceful to me.
Kelly, Regina, Lyte, & Nicole look cute.
And MC Lyte doesn’t look healthy. Why is she so damn skinny??
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Wait a DAYUM minute SIR! She has ALWAYS been thin.
Back OFF!
Didnt SImone have some shades or bandanas out a few years ago
*wishes all them ladies still looked like I remember them*
Damn………..
Kankylon
Lyte is lookin a lil thin
socialite Kim Porter
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So yall mean to tell me NOBODY is going to use QC Lady’s fave term concubine or call her a baby catcher for Chomper (P.Shytty)…and we 50+ comments in…???
I am proud of yall.
What are yall talking about? Lyte as always been itty bitty.
KDub says:
actress Shanice Wilson
She still has this baby face but those eyes are looking old as hell.
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She is a singer more than an actress and that is neither here no there…WTF she done did to her FACE????
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I was thinking the same thing. LOL
I thought Shanice was old girl off the Neelys at first………
yallcrazy says:
@ TerriB trying to get to the bottom of things!
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LOL Because some people don’t know the difference. They think just because somebody’s name is on it, that they are the designer and most of the time that’s not the case. Lisa from housewives has that Closet Freak line out, but didn’t do an inch of stitching and wouldn’t know the first step to doing a sketching. Shaunie is coming out with a shoe line, but all the shoes were already designed by somebody else, she’s just stamping her name on it.
KDub says:
socialite Kim Porter
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So yall mean to tell me NOBODY is going to use QC Lady’s fave term concubine or call her a baby catcher for Chomper (P.Shytty)…and we 50+ comments in…???
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Is that Amber Rose in that ad, in that mirror, in the Kelly pic?
Wait Did Blu Say He was Kidding…… About The LIST Not about beating down his aunties daughters but about the list of the people that made fun of him for beating down his Uncles babides

*rubs eyes* Angela, is that really you?! Looks like a bad halloween costume. smh
lmao @ George Jefferson!
I think he was kidding about the FY list only
*rubs eyes* Angela, is that really you?! Looks like a bad halloween costume. smh
lmao @ George Jefferson!
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I think she look more like Florida Evans but George works as well. How ironic?
M C Lyte can go still get it!
Shanice and Flex been married forever! Yaaay Remember Homeboys from Outer Space on UPN?
OAN Eat the cake Anna Mae
Angela
Kelly, Nicole and Mc Lyte – Gorg!
Shanice, Regina, and Simone….no comment…
@Prynn,
Naw, that ain’t that ho
*thinking it does look like that ho though*
*tosses you a NOTTAHO t-shirt*
We have said more that we can count how unfortunate her __,__,__,__ (fill in the blanks) is…
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How unfortuante that she looks like the bass player from EWF…Verdine White (credits @Man cause I will never eva forget when he said that ish…cause she DO)
Oh and Kim Porter has NEVER been cute to me…face looks old and tired, she’s average at BEST…
Is that Amber Rose in that ad, in that mirror, in the Kelly pic?
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Naw…that is some other bald headed hoe…
*I need a t-shirt please @Yall
How unfortuante that she looks like the bass player from EWF…Verdine White (credits @Man cause I will never eva forget when he said that ish…cause she DO)
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OH MY DAMN! She DOES look like him!
@Feline#70, you’re too nice….
#niceshapenotniceface
That nigga Blu cursed ya’ll asses OWT
I cannot….
@ His How you today baby?
*tosses Kwall a NOTTAHO t-shirt and track suit*
Let His or Candi know if you want it bedazzled or any animal pcs, or Crown Royal bags added
Oh and Kim Porter has NEVER been cute to me…face looks old and tired, she’s average at BEST…
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@yall
But am I lying????
I’m mad Regina King looin like ole boy in that movie Mask. Face just long as chit.
What’s wrong with Kim Porter and Angela Bassett’s faces????
SamYell JacksEm is AWESOME says:
*wishes all them ladies still looked like I remember them*
Damn………..
FIRST thing I thought….them heffas got me feeling old over here…altho i’m not! *does 69 roundhouse flips and enrolls myself into high school again*
@Feline, Yes, you lying…
*rubbing the lil cub in your gravi*
Average (to me) means cute, and her up there ain’t cute. If she was a bit more cuter, it might’ve rubbed off on her ….
#ohnevermind
@Yall, wheres my #NoHoHea baybee tee and airbrushed skinty jeans?
Kdubbalicious!!!!
@AL, im good
would be better with that Ali special tho *bats lashes*
@His, that’s what I’m over here thinking. Them chicks look aged, shat but not me, I still look good!
#truth
#humble
Yall says:
*tosses you a NOTTAHO t-shirt*
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Is it the same one that Jim Jones mama was rocking that said: “Idaho?…No, Idaho.”
#hopeiwasnttheonlyonethatpeepedthat
Pulls a @ Man and goes and picks a girl (His) up from High School
@yall
Average (to me) means cute, and her up there ain’t cute. If she was a bit more cuter, it might’ve rubbed off on her ….
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Well now that you put it that way I am a serious LIAR! For some reason “average” was always an insulting adjective to me…but she’s just above busted so she still has a little hope…
Oh His, I thought you got your package.
It’s a NoHoHea baybee tee and airbrushed skinty jeans, with the hands prints on the butt that say NoHo inside the hands…
I also got your swimming gear ready too. Candi’s bringing you back some Emu hair. #easiertoswimin
Hit His with a micheal j Fox and sends her to the house!
*standing bow legged on the kona with a roller bang*
excuse you @Al, ion just GO with anybawday *pops gum*
@Ya’ll you and Candicakez are sooooo good to me! I’m headed down to my local ho’burger in this new outfit *walks away like the puppets in Team America* FCK YEAHHHH!
I gotcha FF
You want a t-shirt? Wait, first I have to ask if you’re a ho?
#hopesyousawthatpostandarenotlost
OH MY DAMN! She DOES look like him!
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Told you SHE DID!
*Thinks of a bass heavy song from The Elements that Kim Porter aka Verdine White played on…..
Gonna tell a story morning glory all about the serpentine fire
dummm dummmm dummmmmmm (bass….) oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah…….
@ALBOY
“Pulls a @ Man and goes and picks a girl (His) up from High School ”
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Speakin of which, it’s almost time for them to let out.

Opens the door of the cutlass for His Guhl you know me get in. Im just gone give you a penmanship lesson tongue writing 212
You on a roll today. I love it!
@Yall, can I get a t-shirt that says “Ho On Da Low” or one that says, “Does Ho Chit Behind Closed Doors”? Please and thanks.
@yall
His, you’ve gotta rock your 56 inch stilettos too though……
& bring back some HB pls…
Kdubbalicious!!!!

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Hey @His…I need my NotAHo gear bedazzled and soaked in gas as soon as you get a minute hun!
ALBoy says:
Wait Did Blu Say He was Kidding…… About The LIST Not about beating down his aunties daughters but about the list of the people that made fun of him for beating down his Uncles babides
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LMFAOOO I used the term “Cuz-band”….I assumed ppl would kno I was joking. LOL.
Mirs says:
@Yall, can I get a t-shirt that says “Ho On Da Low” or one that says, “Does Ho Chit Behind Closed Doors”? Please and thanks.
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Or “I got riding skills.”
#hasashirtlikethatforreal
#onlywearsitwhenimonthebackofamotorcyclewitathongon
is that my Yso? *fuggs up ur hair*
@Yall, I got chu bew
@Al *squeals and hops in* I wouldnt DARE be late 4 that lesson
@Kdub, i got chu!!
*drags the lil chinese kids outta my basement and forces them 2 read ur comment*
dnt worry Ming and Thu will have that chit done TODAY! or else…
This goes to show you that the old saying “Black Don’t Crack” is not entirely true. It may not crack but it DAYUM sure tarnish! My peoples, my peoples!
@ Blu I work with a chick who in fact has a cuz band no joke she married her couzin and had a baby. I called him her cuz band so for you to use the same term made me think that there is some deep dark secret group of cousin smanging men out there getting waiste deep in family meat
STay Out Of There Boy! 
Oh and it doesnt matter if you were playing or not
@FF, Are you sure though? Cuz some hoez “discovered” they were hoez up in here. (They’re words not mine).
But I’mma take a chance with you *tosses you a NOTTAHO tank top and boy short, NOW if you turn out to be one, FANCY will be visiting you. Right Mirs? *simuntaneously tosses Mirs her Ho On Da Low suit*
:hugs: @ HIS
(tickles the back of your left knee)
@BLU
I don’t think you was joking.
@ His I knew you would’nt miss that one! It might be a lil longer class than normal
poor Blu
:whistles: lemme smang it, cuz…smash it and bang
prynsexxx says:
Mirs says:
@Yall, can I get a t-shirt that says “Ho On Da Low” or one that says, “Does Ho Chit Behind Closed Doors”? Please and thanks.
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Or “I got riding skills.”
#hasashirtlikethatforreal
#onlywearsitwhenimonthebackofamotorcyclewitathongon
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*unfolds and irons my “Backshots Outta Dis World” tee*
@Yso *Ja rules voice* whea would i be without yewwww
@Al *slaps ya* its was a gentle slap
Who picking up girls fresh outta daycare?!
EX-FCKING-SQUEEZE ME!!!!
MIRS!!!!!
DIMPZ!!!
hows my luvmuffin?
I work with a chick who in fact has a cuz band no joke she married her couzin and had a baby.
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Is their son named Radio, Lamar, or Solomon?
KDub says:
I work with a chick who in fact has a cuz band no joke she married her couzin and had a baby.
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Is their son named Radio, Lamar, or Solomon?
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@DIMPZ
Did you get my
from the other post?
ALBOY sweet-talking the girls into the back of the van while MAN plays the get away driver.
@ Mz D His said she was going back to High School I said I was going to pick her up is all.
@ His you dont have to be gentle with me cause eventually Im gone try to hurt you 50/50 type thang
@yall
Luscious tried to pull it outta me in another post, but imma hol’ it down! Thanks for the shirt
@ Yso Im picking up grown women posing as HS students 21 Jumpstreet style
there’s something about llcoolj
..I cant quite put my finger on it.. but, it’s something…
@WCC
Could it be that rumor that Tranny put out about him
@ALBOY
Oh. Okay. Cause Chris Hansen was gone be waiting in the bushes for your azz this time.
@ Yso………I missed it but
here’s another.
Hey Hissy! *snuggles up in your lap*
@ Al………..Don’tchu let Man getchu in trouble!
*in my Chris Hansen voice*
Al howe bout you have a seat over here at this randomly placed island*
@ Mz D me and Man aint hanging out I had my own thang with His going on then he start reliving old (June 2011) memories about High School Chicks
Younguns aint my thang At All!
I work with a chick who in fact has a cuz band no joke she married her couzin and had a baby.
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How about i know a dude that his mother and his aunt married the same man and both of them had kids. The aunt had him first and had 2 kids, then his mother married him and had 5 kids. They are still married to this day. So they are brothers and cousins. It’s funny to hear his “nephews” say Grandpa and Aunt Shelley.
YIKES Angela!!!
OK OK. Ms. Angela let me start by saying I love you def. But
is going on with your neck. You might wanna go see somebody about that. And fire whoever the hell you let do your hair. That ish is not okay.
Daaaaaaamn @ Angela Bassett, just DAMN!
Shanice looking like MeeMaw…
What happened to everybody????
Lyte is alright and Regina always looks like that to me, so I see no difference in her. Angela has BEEN on her way to looking like this, but she doesn’t have to look this way.
And even though she’s dressed like doo doo, LL’s slow wife might look better than all females celebs other than Kelly.
The men look fine, but what happened to the women???? I am so confused!!!
Looks like Angela said, I’m tired of trying to look like I’m 30 at 55. Now I know that natural look was just great makeup. The hair and lipstick ain’t doing nothin for her, but she still looks good.
I wonder what Halle really looks like.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Angela Basset lookin like George Jefferson in this pic.
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Ya’ll have got to stop with these comments, ya’ll gonna get me fired!
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
What happened to Shanice? she looks funny to me…
yeah angela need not ever leave her house without her lacefront. jesus christ I was not ready for that. she just killed ‘jumping the broom’ ticket sales with that schit. you can’t be all dolled up in a movie looking pristine then in ur normal look like idgaf. but sweetie, WE DO.
Shanice Wilson
Angela Bassett
MC Lyte looks great!