Last night was the premiere of “The Hangover Part II” in Los Angeles. One of the movie’s stars, Kirsten Bell, tried her best not to be upstaged by the primate star, Crystal the monkey, but the monkey wasn’t having it.
Crystal the monkey owned the red carpet last night as her human co-stars could only stand back and admire her audacity. If Crystal could speak she would have appeared on “Good Morning America” this morning, grousing about how the human cast makes more money than her when she’s the star of the movie.
Kirsten Bell wore a color-blocked peach and ice grey silk chiffon sleeveless dress from J. Mendel’s Spring 2011 Collection.
Photos: Getty Images
LMAO.
I am going to hell… I thought that was a picture of Lil Mama…
Jesus be a fence and get me in the morn-ting…
Go on then Crystal!
Does the monkey have on PEARLS?!?!?!?!
YOU ARE TOO CRAZY, SANDRA!
that’s just all kinda unsanitary! I heard of lips lickin a monkey, but a monkey lickin lips??
Mamacita says:
Does the monkey have on PEARLS?!?!?!?!
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That monkey sharper than Eddie Long at a molestation trial
Crystal the monkey owned the red carpet last night as her human co-stars could only stand back and admire her audacity. If Crystal could speak she would have appeared on “Good Morning America” this morning, grousing about how the human cast makes more money than her when she’s the star of the movie.
Kristen Bell wore a color-blocked peach and ice grey silk chiffon sleeveless dress from J. Mendel’s Spring 2011 Collection.
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Well all-righty then!!!!
Fayla says:
that’s just all kinda unsanitary! I heard of lips lickin a monkey, but a monkey lickin lips??
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That ain’t no different than people who kiss Ciara who been with Bow Wow, 50 piece, the NBA, or TI kissing Tiny and you know swine flew ain’t no joke.
Is Crystal missing some toes?!?
It’s amazing that they train monkeys to do the things they do.
I still can’t fool with ’em though.
that second picture…
the missing hair between the monkey’s eyebrows…. the tongue kissing.. oh em gee
Crystal could very well be the 1st monkey on the cover of Vogue the way she is working that 1st pic
YO SERIOUSLY, IS THE MONKEY TRYING TO SLIP KRISTEN THE TONGUE????
is the monkey doin the mj stance
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:
is the monkey doin the mj stance
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YOU’RE WELCOME!
A monkey done bout bit off a ladies face and ppl still fkn wit em?
smh
Who chewed off Crystal’s toes, and gave her that bad eyebrow wax job?????
What the fukk is this shyt?!
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:
is the monkey doin the mj stance
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Tatted diva I see yo face!!! Where are your tatts?
Oh good mornin fam am I tardy for the party?
I just ain’t. I can’t. So therefore I will NOT…
Goodbye. I got a conference call in 5 minutes anyhow.
Fayla says:
Crystal could very well be the 1st monkey on the cover of Vogue the way she is working that 1st pic
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She really is posing….lol. It’s cute tho
That kiss is a negative!
I wouldn’t let a monkey lick my lips but that monkey is clowning!!! I love the Hangover. can’t wait to see part two
She really is posing….lol. It’s cute tho
That kiss is a negative!
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lol..lookin like she’s doin a Miss America wave n shyt
That ain’t no different than people who kiss Ciara who been with Bow Wow, 50 piece, the NBA, or TI kissing Tiny and you know swine flew ain’t no joke.
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LMAO!!
I cannot take the fact that they had that old lady wit a dyck in her mouf at the end of the movie, i bout went into cardiac arrest
PAGING DOCTOR FAGGOT!!!

Yes Diva where are your tats
CFREE
would yuou like a turkish snowcone
Morning Ladies!!!!!!!!
Whoever said MJ

The monkey is greeting the damn crowd like Liz Taylor (rip) “I have arived!”
& he’s kissing ole girl like “this my bish”
#monkeytonguethough?wheretheydothat
Hey Y’all! Glad u finally woked up…
da fugg u tombout BROWN???
BTW i will be quoting lil weezy lyrics at random 2day in honor of my gravi
Yall I’d have to email you the directions for the fruit rollup!
Don’t need any accidents!
Dawn Sheen says:
I am going to hell… I thought that was a picture of Lil Mama…
Jesus be a fence and get me in the morn-ting…
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Hey Dawn, Here
You got your outfit ready for tomorrow?!?
What it do, @Yall????
@Brown Uhh oh, I didn’t think that there could be accidents
Shoot, I done came up with another trick perhaps.
Please provide your e-mail at once
(Darth Vader voice) 
And whht ppl wonder why they be sick.
Hi Mirs, what we drinking on? It’s Friday………………
CFREE
would yuou like a turkish snowcone
PLEASE PLEASE INFORM ME AS TO WHAT THIS IS
@YALL
Jesus Juice. Of course.
Morning Mr. Capone!
yallcrazy says:
@Brown Uhh oh, I didn’t think that there could be accidents
Shoot, I done came up with another trick perhaps.
Please provide your e-mail at once (Darth Vader voice)
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Another trick?????
mirsmommy0806 @
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#foreducationalpurposes
#ipossessawillingnesstolearn
yallcrazy says:
Hi Mirs, what we drinking on? It’s Friday………………
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Patron
yallcrazy says:
Hey Dawn, Here
You got your outfit ready for tomorrow?!?
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Yep.. I’ma wear Crystal the Monkey’s out fit and some red bottoms…
Yall
Aww shyt!!!!
brownsugapoet at gmail
and yes we almost had a few sr members choke to death after tryin it so yes they can be accidents!
OMG I love this pic of Crystal I actually was wondering if it was photoshopped cuz her pose is on point!
Kristen looks great…
Awesome commentary Sandra
ALBoy says:
Is that Monkey a lesbian?
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Crystal or Treg Songz?
Yso, did you just say that?!?
*raising bottle* Anybody want some?
#seriousnoteialwayskeepyouareinmyprayersfrompreviousconvo
@ YALL
WHATS UP MA!!
ALBoy says:
Is that Monkey a lesbian?
And whht ppl wonder why they be sick.

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Morning Choco, we’ve got Patron and Rose Moet going around, *whispers* and a B, pick your poison….
Morning Choco
In honor of Cfree’s gravi
@BROWN
yallcrazy says:
Morning Choco, we’ve got Patron and Rose Moet going around, *whispers* and a B, pick your poison
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Pardon me, I am basic and unfamiliar with anything outside of colt 45… who is Rose Moet? Is she one of Sandra’s lovers?
@YALL
What? I thought that was quite apropos today of all days.
Is that Monkey a lesbian?
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Jesus is coming for YOU at 6 a.m. sir. Earlier than the rest of us.
A Wanda Sykes moneky….GOOD BYE.
Yall
I’ll take all 3 please and thank you
that monkey is working it! gone crystal
straight hen no chaser
That is just
@MIRS, u know Patron is a instant moisturizer dontcha?
I got some left over “Wrap it up” T-shirts which I have revised ( With a sharpie) (The same one Arnolds maid uses for her eye brows) Which now read “Wrap-ture” I am selling them 2 for $5 with End of the world fish dinners…
It is too early Kwall & Dawn… (my stomach)colt 45 and w.sykes……………..
*passes Brown all 3*
@DAWN
I see that
ain’t slowed you down a bit. 
End of the world fish dinners
i need to plates!!!
I got some left over “Wrap it up” T-shirts which I have revised ( With a sharpie) (The same one Arnolds maid uses for her eye brows) Which now read “Wrap-ture” I am selling them 2 for $5 with End of the world fish dinners…
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TO THE
STAT!
*raising bottle* Anybody want some?
Morning Choco, we’ve got Patron and Rose Moet going around
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In my “Radio” voice…I want boff….
Waitress: “We got blueberry and peach cobbler…what kind do you want?”
Radio: “BOFF!!!”
Dawn Sheen says:
I got some left over “Wrap it up” T-shirts which I have revised ( With a sharpie) (The same one Arnolds maid uses for her eye brows) Which now read “Wrap-ture” I am selling them 2 for $5 with End of the world fish dinners…
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I haven’t seen “bloomers” under dresses since Little House on the Prairie stopped coming on TVLand…
What kinda fish? I love grouper & red snapper
I’ll still take a couple of then t-shirts though…
Keep the fish; I need some quality beefcake for my last meal.
@Dawn, Rose is the bestestest one!
Has anybody tried that Pinnacle “Whipped”??? That’s some GOOD stuff…and a perfect mixer to anything….I decided to try some after I saw how tore up Drita got off of it on Mob Wives…LOL…. I mixed mine with some Pomegranate IZZE and it was :thumbs up: and low calorie too…
Hey Leap! Who’s wearing bloomers tomorrow. I’ll have on boyshorts…Want to be comfortable, might be standing up a while….
I’ll have “beefcake” with Yso, just cuz I’ve never had it… Hmmp…
who’s this on?
OHoney says:
Tatted diva I see yo face!!! Where are your tatts?
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I have a sleeve on my left arm of makeup & a makeup box. It’s not finished yet so I hardly ever show it!
CFREE says:
@MIRS, u know Patron is a instant moisturizer dontcha?
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@KDUB

Yep I’m drinking for the next 24 hours and when the world ends I will be passed out
Hi Fayla, leave your gun at home tomorrow, emmkay?
Fayla says:
What kinda fish? I love grouper & red snapper
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Nah, I’m old school… we having whitening (with the bones in) wonder bread (end pieces only) Texas Pete hot sauce, and golden flake dill pickle chips.
all proceeds go to the send a hoe to heaven foundation… in the event the rapture isn’t tomorrow one lucky winner will receive a compoliation (spelled wrong on purpose) cd of Lil Kim’s paypal cd and Keri Hilson sings the phone book live cd.
I wonder if they’re gonna be handin out The Final Call papers today
I guess I’ll
to the eastside today and see
Tatted Diva says:
OHoney says:
Tatted diva I see yo face!!! Where are your tatts?
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I have a sleeve on my left arm of makeup & a makeup box. It’s not finished yet so I hardly ever show it!
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Can you send me a pic of it?????
#lovetats
No dinna for me @Dawn…
BUT I will take some shirts and I need for @His to bedazzle it and soak it in gas for me…to help expedite me to my next destination a lil bit faster…
Nah, I’m old school… we having whitening (with the bones in) wonder bread (end pieces only) Texas Pete hot sauce, and golden flake dill pickle chips.
all proceeds go to the send a hoe to heaven foundation… in the event the rapture isn’t tomorrow one lucky winner will receive a compoliation (spelled wrong on purpose) cd of Lil Kim’s paypal cd and Keri Hilson sings the phone book live cd.
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Da hail they put in your wheaties this am
Get it Choco…
Still going naked tomorrow?
KDub says:
No dinna for me @Dawn…
BUT I will take some shirts and I need for @His to bedazzle it and soak it in gas for me…to help expedite me to my next destination a lil bit faster…
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Buy a dinner, support a hoe…
Hopefully, you’ll wake up “upstairs” cause I bet Jesus has a great hangover cure all ready to go.
yallcrazy says:
Hi Fayla, leave your gun at home tomorrow, emmkay
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I keeps a firearm handy
Nah, I’m old school… we having whitening (with the bones in) wonder bread (end pieces only) Texas Pete hot sauce, and golden flake dill pickle chips.
all proceeds go to the send a hoe to heaven foundation… in the event the rapture isn’t tomorrow one lucky winner will receive a compoliation (spelled wrong on purpose) cd of Lil Kim’s paypal cd and Keri Hilson sings the phone book live cd.
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Ooowee! TX Pete! I have a small bottle I carry around w/me in case an establishment doesnt have as discerning taste as I do in hot sauce
@DAWN
I hate you soooooo hard today. :hugs:
Ooowee! TX Pete! I have a small bottle I carry around w/me in case an establishment doesnt have as discerning taste as I do in hot sauce
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WHY did I find some TX Pete in my 16 yo’s bookbag????? Tambout the school don’t have any and the taco truck comes afterschool now that it is warm out every DAY at 2:30….
@YSO
I always wanted to go in my sleep anyway
@YALL
but Im thinking of getting 5.21.11 pasties for my nips 
Buy a dinner, support a hoe…

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Tatted diva says:
I have a sleeve on my left arm of makeup & a makeup box. It’s not finished yet so I hardly ever show it!
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mirsmommy says:
Can you send me a pic of it?????
#lovetats
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I just changed my gravi pic. It’s not all the way done AND I have big arms so i hope you can see some on the gravi when it changes!
w/Matching thong?!?!
WHY did I find some TX Pete in my 16 yo’s bookbag????? Tambout the school don’t have any and the taco truck comes afterschool now that it is warm out every DAY at 2:30….
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Mmmhm..ur 16 yo’s got good taste! It really don’t get much better than TX Pete. I’ll skip it altogether if I can’t have TX Pete
Nah, I’m old school… we having whitening (with the bones in) wonder bread (end pieces only) Texas Pete hot sauce, and golden flake dill pickle chips.
Crystal the monkey is killing the carpet and too pinktastic! Luv!
Yuck! Who taught that Lil Monkey to do that? How embarrasing
O-M-G!!! Dat white girl have di monkey tongue in har mouth!! Jesus take the wheel from satan!!!!:vomit: