Singer Sean Kingston is awake and communicating through head nods, blinking and writing notes in the ICU at Jackson Memorial hospital in Miami, according to TMZ.
That’s good news for Sean’s fans. But why are his reps trying to downplay the extent of his injuries suffered in a Jet Ski accident in Miami last weekend?
According to them, he has a couple of broken bones and swallowed a little water in his lungs.
In reality, Kingston, 21, suffered horrific life threatening injuries to his chest and lungs that go far beyond simply swallowing a little water. But it’s a publicist’s job to make their clients look good.
According to my sources, Kingston suffered a torn artery in his neck and a fractured jaw (when his face slammed into the bridge support), and a punctured lung (from impact with the Jet Ski handlebar). This is why he’s still on a ventilator.
Anyone in the health field can tell you that ICU doctors always try to wean patients off of ventilators as quickly as possible so they can breathe on their own. The fact that Kingston is still on a vent (with a breathing tube down his throat) almost a week after his accident means the injuries to his lungs and chest are more severe than his people are letting on.
Ideally, a ventilator is not the best environment for critical patients to be on because (if they’re awake) they often try to fight the ventilator. For that reason, doctors sedate ventilator patients to allow the vent to do its job without resistance from the patient.
Right now Kingston has an endotracheal tube down his throat, so he can’t speak, eat or drink. Obviously this is not ideal because a breathing tube down the throat is only meant to be temporary (a few days to a week).
If Sean’s lung injuries don’t heal, or he doesn’t start breathing on his own by today or tomorrow, doctors will have to remove the tube from his throat and perform a tracheostomy on him.
This is a more long term (or permanent) solution when the doctor cuts a hole in his neck and passes a breathing tube through that hole into his lungs so he can be more comfortable.
i cant even read the article for looking at that pic lol
oh no! not a trach! no bueno @ all
hope he get’s well soon & they don’t have to trach him
that picture is hideous
not in a funny way but in a bad way.
I
for his recovery, hate to see anyone suffering in pain
joke>>>
I took my wife to a restaurant.
The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.
“I’ll have the rump steak, rare, please.”
He said, “Aren’t you worried about the mad cow?”
“Nah, she can order for herself.”
And that’s when the fight started…..
After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security.
The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver’s License to verify my age.
I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.
I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.
The woman said, ‘Unbutton your shirt’.
So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.
She said, ‘That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me’ and she
processed my Social Security application..
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office…
She said, ‘You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too.’
And then the fight started…
That picture is!!!
that photo is fake
@WCC
I like your jokes
I feel for Sean I
he has a healthy speedy recovery
@ Cha, no i wanna c URS!! it’s been a whole day n chit! y u gotta do me like that?
West Coast Chick says:
joke>>>
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That was a cute little story for the day…
Anyone what a good eye and common sense can tell this picture is a fake. When has anyone ever on a ventilator smile . And with a tube down his throat. Come on people the head is to big for the body.
I think Sean was trying to show off that jet ski…he know his large ass shouldnt been going that fast……
Anywho, I hope he recovers….I mean dude smashed into a bridge…I read that Sean was bleeding out his mouth really bad, when an off duty Coast Guard saved him….. they say Sean and that girl on the Jet ski was going way too fast and that he couldnt control the jet ski and boom into the bridge they went!!!
Definitely not a laughing matter but I’m over here
@ that picture.
Sunrise UM UM UM
She said, ‘You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too.’
That’s real funny!!!
And then the fight started…
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@ Fayla and Cha I want to see you both and Sunrise…… naked
@WCC
My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asked, ‘Do you know her?’
‘Yes,’ I sighed, ‘She’s my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn’t been sober since.’
‘My God!’ says my wife, ‘who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?’
And then the fight started…
*doin squats* Sup Sunrise
Yall
…you been in my email?? how did you get that joke? 
‘My God!’ says my wife, ‘who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?’
And then the fight started…
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You got this one too West?
My wife asked me if a certain dress made her butt look big. I told her not as much as the dress she wore yesterday
and then the fight started…..
@AL nekkid as in buckey nekkid?? fake
uhm, will a description do? I’m shy n chit..
Im confused what am I missing that’s funny in the pic…
I have no idea what to eat for lunch hate them days
*head nod up to twin in my ny fitted* sup son?
YO!
Sup jawn, where you been son yo b? 
*with my tims and wifebeater on*
joke>>>
Girls night out
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn’t want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.
The next day the first woman’s husband phones the other husband and said, “These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties.” “That’s nothing,” said the other. “Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, ‘From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!’
Uhh, Imma let West keep the floor *whispers* cuz I only have one left.
last one…joke>>>
Poor guy
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he’s in there, the husband tells his wife:
“Listen, this guy’s an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck.” If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you.”
To which his wife responds: “He wasn’t kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!”
‘From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!’
@twin the power has been off at work for the past few days. i don’t normally log on (or stay on for long if i do) from home
Yall still crazy says:
Uhh, Imma let West keep the floor *whispers* cuz I only have one left.
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Happy Friday!! Do you guys want more?
I asked my wife, “Where do you want to go for our anniversary? ”
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. “Somewhere I haven’t been in a long time!” she said.
So I suggested, “How about the kitchen?”
And that’s when the fight started….
*digging in my archives*
@ West
@West
My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, “Do you want to have sex?”
“No,” she answered.
I then said, “Is that your final answer?”
She didn’t even look at me this time, simply saying “Yes.”
So I said, “Then I’d like to phone a friend.”
And that’s when the fight started….
West Coast Chick says:
To which his wife responds: “He wasn’t kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!”
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To which his wife responds: “He wasn’t kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!”
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lol@ the joke
“disability”
Ok Twin, you get a pass today only cuz I’m leaving early SON
#1/2regular1/2ecslang
Yall still crazy says:
My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, “Do you want to have sex?”
“No,” she answered.
I then said, “Is that your final answer?”
She didn’t even look at me this time, simply saying “Yes.”
So I said, “Then I’d like to phone a friend.”
And that’s when the fight started….
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Laughing my azz off!! I LOVE that one!
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive… so, I took her to a gas station.
And then the fight started…
FYI it’s national donut day. i think krispy kreme is giving away donuts. dunkin donuts is too, but u have to buy a beverage to get one.
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, ‘I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.’
So I bought her a scale.
And then the fight started…
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<–Me this afternoon stopping at a few donut spots.
Good looking out yo, you beasting up in here son
joke>>>
Birthday Present
A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday.
They arrive at the club and the doorman says, “Hey, Dave! How ya doin’?”
His wife is puzzled and asks if he’s been to this club before.
“Oh, no,” says Dave. “He’s on my bowling team.”
When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he’d like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.
His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,”How did she know that you drink Budweiser?”
“She’s in the Ladies’ Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them.”
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says “Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?”
Dave’s wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book.
The cabby turns his head and says, “Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Dave.”
lol
@Candi
I got my free donut this morning. There’s a Krispy Kreme a block away from my gig……
Good afternoon everybody
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, ‘What’s on TV?’
I said, ‘Dust.’
And then the fight started…
i
he gets better alcohol jet ske water girls not a good convo!!
Dave??
Fayla, Dave is post 45
@dave
I SPOKE on this in the last Sean Post (Of Course They Are…)
HAPPY FRIDAY PEEPS !!!
So are we gonna get this party started or what??????
i think where it says TMZ composite gives away that its a fake pic its funny and wrong on many levels like dave nontheless
@WCC
I JUST SPIT Out My Drink on WIFE Saying “Be Strong Honey”
@WCC
Whaddup BABY !!! Yous a STR8 FOOL (And I LUVS IT !!!)
Speeding joke>>>
A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled her over for speeding.
Officer: May i see your licence?
Lady: what does it look like?
Officer: its a rectangular thing with a photo of you on it.
The lady looks through her bag and pulls out her compact mirror and hands it to the officer.
The officer opens it up and says ‘if you had told me you were a police officer I wouldn’t have pulled you over.’
@#28
STRAIGHT DROOLING OVER ChaCha’s GRAVI!!!
*takes a bit of awesome’s donut*
@chi
let me get some of that cocaine cowboy money i know u still got it hidden
In an article I read the passenger yelled at at Sean if they were going to make it under that bridge. WTF? No room? Dude got hurt.
I pray he makes a speedy recovery.
West Coast Chick says:
Yall still crazy says:
My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, “Do you want to have sex?”
“No,” she answered.
I then said, “Is that your final answer?”
She didn’t even look at me this time, simply saying “Yes.”
So I said, “Then I’d like to phone a friend.”
And that’s when the fight started….
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Good one! LOL
That would be one hell of a fight!
eastpointvet says:
i think where it says TMZ composite gives away that its a fake pic its funny and wrong on many levels like dave nontheless
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Yall still crazy says:
My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, “Do you want to have sex?”
“No,” she answered.
I then said, “Is that your final answer?”
She didn’t even look at me this time, simply saying “Yes.”
So I said, “Then I’d like to phone a friend.”
And that’s when the fight started….
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West Coast Chick says:
Laughing my azz off!! I LOVE that one!
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I don’t get it
This is just sad…..all around. I pray for his family & close friends. Just to hear someone “fighting” a ventilator hurts my heart…..
ALBoy says:
Sunrise UM UM UM
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Hey AlBoy…
What’s Up!!!