Less than 24 hours after a shocking 911 call was released online, rapper Nicki Minaj performed live on ‘Good Morning America’ this morning. Minaj, 29, performed her hits “Moment 4 Life” and “Super Bass” on GMA.
No, anchor Robin Roberts did not ask Minaj about the alleged beatdown which occurred at an upscale Dallas hotel on July 11. The hotel’s manager, who thought Nicki Minaj was a group, placed the call after Minaj’s longtime boyfriend, Safaree Samuels, got physical with her near the pool area.
When troubled singer Chris Brown savaged Rihanna’s face in 2009, other celebs stepped up to condemn his actions. Where are those voices of concern for Nicki who is clearly a victim of domestic abuse?
Folks are staying away from this because we don’t have hardcore proof of anything…no pictures of a beaten up face like Rih’s, just a police report that is kind of vague in what really went down…
With all these posts, I may just have to take the free ticket and go peep her and Britney on Tuesday. I need to see what’s going on with this chick.
because nicki was only grazed by luggage we know robyn caught a beat down for sure. sidenote they straight recorded the tv lol
There is no proof. Nik got her PR story out about the suitcase struggle before things got out of control. She also didn’t cooperate with the po po so there were no fat lip pics to be sold to TMZ by some greedy copper. Remember before her people knew that word of the fight spread immediately they had released a fake azz story about a car accident very early on in the Chris and Rihanna incident.
@SANDRA ROSE
“No, anchor Robin Roberts did not ask Minaj about the alleged beatdown which occurred at an upscale Dallas hotel on July 11. ”
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So Robert DID ask Chris Brown about an attack that happend over a year prior and in which he was convicted, sentenced and satisfied the sentence but DIDN’T ask Nicki about an incident that happened DAYS earlier????
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ok Sr no one cares this much about those 2 rock em’ sock em’ robots..
Nicki staying with SB cuz she luh heem and heem gawn change
(I’m still dying at his “dance solo” at the end of the SuperBass video :rofl:)
anyhoo, sup with the dry ass overcooked turkey leg?
Is she a victim of domestic abuse? The incident with the suitcase could be proven that it was intentional or accidental. Plus she is denying it and there is no images to prove her face was harm. Now in the case of Rihanna an image was shown and proven.
That picture is hideous! She looks like a black Dolly Parton. WTF!
This chit right hurr
ain’t nobody tambout it bc Nicki won’t even admit there was an incident
Fay!
hey bew
she biting the turkey leg in the wrong place
HIS!!!
Hola Mami! U doin aiight? Me? I’m bout to 
like a fuggin rock STARAH!
#lastdayonthisjob
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAISY!!!!!
Sandra it’s not your fight. Let it go. Cause I don’t want to be subjected to 50-11 posts about this broad every day. Please and thanks.
Let’s see why would other celebs not talk about this:
1. They probably know there’s more to the story
2. They don’t give a hot damn
3. Celebs cover their own ass first, if she’s not talking about it and denying it then they aren’t…
4. They don’t give a chit!!!
But… why does she have to be so damn extra??
I could tolerate her if the sight of her face didn’t give me a headache
@ HIS (I’m still dying at his “dance solo” at the end of the SuperBass video )
My point exactly! “He’s gone mad”
Sandra it’s not your fight. Let it go. Cause I don’t want to be subjected to 50-11 posts about this broad every day. Please and thanks.
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Morning folks!
@Fayla Why thank you
@Bird I remember the car accident story Chrianna were trying to keep folks OUT of their biz because they knew they had a history of violence(both ends) that they had been keeping on the low. Once the pics were released it was a wrap she wanted him back but the media and her fans were not having it.
YSooooooo!
I love ole girl in ur gravi! though i haven’t seen much of her lately 
Feline! Meowwwwwwww *sings the Meow Mix song 2 u*
YSO! *puts beads on the ens of ur dreads* chu doing?!
@Fay, ju still gna come on SR right? *lip quiver*
FAYLA!! :hugs:
That’s me. Sort of. Give her some glasses and darken her hair and voila!
Happy Birthday @Daisy
:hugs: @His *purrrrrrrrr*
Sandy u ok? and dem tiddays look funny
lmaoooooooo
Is that a nip slip?
Sandra you WRONG!
Man, I just don’t care™ says: So Robert DID ask Chris Brown about an attack that happend over a year prior and in which he was convicted, sentenced and satisfied the sentence but DIDN’T ask Nicki about an incident that happened DAYS earlier????
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i was gonna reply but is that her damn nipple showing??????
HIS!! :hugs:
Listening to my stomach growl. Why you ain’t bring me no breakfast woman?
Clearly she doesn’t want help. I understand it’s a very touchy situation, but if others are concerned about her well being and she’s not, then there is not much to do. All you can do for her is Pray that nothing bad happens.
Sandra, did you mean to post the pic of her nip slip?
Alright
out Nicki
@Fel THANKS
@LaTech of course Auntie did and her
looks fake
Goddman! How she aint know her boob came out?! And what I thought is now confirmed- she got STOCK in pushup bras! You can see the damn padding in her top!
Clearly, Onika Maraj is
having the “Best Week Everrrr, Everrrrr, Everrr…”
FEFE!! :hugs:
(scrolls to see the new pics)
What the hell has Sandra put up on this mothafcking family oriented blog? For shame.
Nipple GATE 2011! GO NICKI!!!!!!!!!!
didn’t an ashy nipple halt janet jackson’s career?
I thought I was the only one that saw her slip of the nip because I didn’t see any comments on it.
If Nicki isn’t admitting the abuse, there is no story. Perhaps they were going to ask, but Roberts was asked not to talk about it.
Unless the CB situation, where CB indirectly brought up the incident himself.
Well actually- I think it’s implants and a push-up now… you can almost see that little telltale “silicone circle” edge under it.
Whats next?! I swear if she does an on-stage lap dance, and her buttpads fall out, I’m quitting life!
On another note: will she get fined for her “nipplegate” like Janet did back in 04?
@The RealAShland
Janet let Justin Timberlake snatch off her bra(nipple cover) at a show. were just gonna keep this as accidental for Nicki
nice nip
I’m guessing double-sided tape wasn’t in the budget?
This was probably done on purpose to get the attention off her ‘incident’.
oh man my bish ChaCha “i’m the best dahncah at St. Bernadettes” from Grease passed..
@Daisy
@YSo and @Sass!
Yeah, Sandra is so messy sometimes… smh…
Why is everyone getting implants?
Hello All. I watched a VH1 docu on her, rather interesting. One can’t help but admire someone who wholeheartedly goes for their dreams at a young age and never give up, no matter how much sh!t they get from their peoople. (She’s not on CPT.) Even though I perfer R&B, she’s talented and determined, with a very creative style, my 2 cents worth. Just hope she doesn’t burn out young. Who will survive and revive themselves, over and over, for 40 yrs, like MJ? Usher? Lil Wayne? 50cnt? Have a great weekend.
LOL @ the
slip up…….wow, hopefully her week gets better.
SASO!! oh its been too long bew
@YSO oh! im cooking ya some kibbles now..
@OhPretty
Forget double-sided tape, a top that FITS always does the trick!
You know if you put on a top that may have a possibility of you “coming out” of. You’re supposed to do 25 jumping jacks once you put the top on to test the tops “hold-up power.”
She skipped the jumping jacks part this morning apparently.
R.I.P Cha Cha
I heard about that today
Smh @ SANDRA
Are you now on a mission to “save” Nicki the way you tried to “save” Rih? Cause we all have seen how that worked out for you.
I’m convinced that you won’t be happy til you catch a case Auntie.
@Mama THANKS chica
@Fefe & His
Yes it has! I’ve been busy working all week while at work, then going home and working on my resumes all night to have them ready for these 3 vacancies that close tonight. Finally submitted all of my rezzies last night so I’m chilling now.
*sigh of relief*
I agree with OhPretty
hey how ju been woman? Nicki ass aint slick..
hey Mamacita
With all that wig, makeup, and clown clothes…I didn’t notice her boob at all. I had to go back and look for it.
@SECRET
I had to scroll up when I saw you type R.I.P Cha Cha. I thought you meant the Cha Cha that posts here. Lawd.
LMAO! Ya’ll go to this video…and slap me if Nicki and this kid don’t have the same set of horse teeth:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRnVuF5cZOc
Hey His!!
Fe Fe
Hey girl!
me 2 @ yso then i thought Cha Cha from Grease right?
*fans SASO* u have been doing alot! lemme massage ur breasticles
in a friendly manner of course..
I have stumbled across a Nigerian artist named Nneka. Has anyone else heard of her? I may be late lol but I am diggin this heffas music and her fro’
@YSO
“I had to scroll up when I saw you type R.I.P Cha Cha. I thought you meant the Cha Cha that posts here. Lawd.”
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ME TOO! I was about to start emailing people to see if they heard from her.
You know that’s my e-sis.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAISY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lmao how u just gawn kill my babyboo ChaCha off like that YSO?
@SASSY
**booty pinch**
Where the hail you been at?
They say you lose sensation in your nipples when you have breast implants so maybe that explains why she didn’t feel her full left breast out
Nikki’s tit looks good to me.
@ YSoSerious
I forgot all about the Cha Cha that posted here.
I should have clarified myself
So no one is going to mention how Nicki conveniently has a nip slip the day after that shocking 911 audio is released? Smh
thats fugged up im the only one who loved Grease in here.. *sits in the corner and learns ChaChas moves again* ..its been awhile
@ Man, I just don’t care
Can you please censor your gravi LOL
Sandra Rose says:
So no one is going to mention how Nicki conveniently has a nip slip the day after that shocking 911 audio is released? Smh
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Nicki and the Young Money crew planned that so they can distract everyone from the 911 call. She is not slick. I peeped that as well
Well, look at that…..
Bless her heart! Did she not feel a draft?
@SECRET
“Can you please censor your gravi LOL”
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Sorry, didn’t mean to make you moist while you’re at work and chit.
Ms. Sandra (Comment #73)
The Enlightened ONES already knew this was Planned-n-Orchestrated
Yvonne! who has ur heart? why havent u been loving me right? Love should have bought ur ass on Sr.com woman!
oh, ok
@ Man, I just don’t care
LOL I will try to contain my excitement and raging hormones
Am I the only one that notice the girls breast has popped out in the picture?!!!
hey ELuvah!
ELove says:
The Enlightened ONES already knew this was Planned-n-Orchestrated
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I’m sure it was planned even before the 911 tape was released. Nobody’s checking for Nicki anymore.
@Sandra
You should’ve put the NSFW disclaimer up when you updated this post.
Oh no! I know she is so embarrassed right now. Poor thing. I hope she has a good weekend because the last couple of days ain’t been going well for her.
@SUNRISE
”
“Am I the only one that notice the girls breast has popped out in the picture?!!!
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Yes, no one saw that until you pointed out.
@HIS
I wasn’t trying to kill CHA! It was SECRET!
@SECRET
It’s okay. I had heard about the chick from Grease too but that’s not where my mind immediately went.
@His
and check Your DM when you get a chance Baby 
Heeyyy Sexxy-Mama
@Man….be nice today! and take that dang gravie down!
YSoSerious says:
@HIS
I wasn’t trying to kill CHA! It was SECRET!
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Why you trying to get me in trouble for
LOL
Wit dem big azz TEEEEFFFS she coulda took a whole turkey leg out crunching through the bone and all… head from her has got to be some scary ish!
@YSO
Did you get my Song Request in yesterday’s post Darling (I was being Sincere & Heart-Felt Too) HOW you like My New Haircut Baby 
Wellll Hello there Baby
@Naija
REALLY?! So what’s the use of getting them if ouc ant even feel anybody who in their newfound attention to you wants to fondle them? That’s stupid!
@Man
Tryna make this GS-12 mayne….it’s hard out here. Bish new more money like last month!
@ELOVE
I have found it in what passes for my heart to forgive you. :hugs:
Still, I’m afraid our boo-ship will never be the same.
His!! What’s up babe?
*grinds on yo curves like Tony Hawk*
Dear Nicki,
Please do away with the chicken eating during the performance. It sets us back another 200 years.
Loves the nip slip though!
Morning All!
that AWESOME really knows how to treat a gal! *does the snake*
@wut #94
:ROFL:
@JAZZIEST
I am loving the new Gravi, lady.
@SASO,
yeah depending on the procedure used, sometimes they cut the nipple damaging the nerve endings. That method means no scarring. And this means I’ve watched way too many shows on plastic surgery
@ YSo
Thanks boo!!! I’m thinking about changing it though. I’m rolling through my arsenal of pics as we speak.
I haven’t taken a new pic in so long. All I have are throwbacks!
@HIS, i bout cant take it no more myself… stares at u with the I’ve been fondled face
EASTPOINT WASSUP HEY EVERYBODY IN SR WORLD.. THEY COULDN’T BLURP OUT THAT NIPP?
@His_Mommy: I’m sorry for neglecting you. Work and school have been keeping me extremely busy. Let me make up for lost time…..
(pulls you extra close)
OHONEY!!
Pick me up so we can go somewhere to eat. I’m starving.
YVONNE!! :hugs:
Can’t forget to speak to you before the man drags you off in chains again.
Morning people !!!
Good morning everyone and Happy Friday! Lmao at these photos, Nicki is all
@SANDRA Hey i don’T KNOW IF THIS WAS A PURE ACCIDENT OR NOT But did you know that your picture shows Nicki NIPS…. i dont know if this was a stunt or not but your pictures have her exposed… THAT SHOULD BE THE HEADLINE…. Poor Nicki… just though i would add
LOL Sandra I like how you didn’t mention the nipple slip.
Good Morning
(hops in with OHONEY)
Someone huh?
<—Breakfast shake since I'm being dragged to a gym instead of a restaurant.
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Nicki+Minaj+Pops+a+Titty
Where is Choco???? I need to tell her that I hate her.
lmao it look me 20 comments to see something about the nip slip, i kept having to go back to see if it really was it noone including sandra said anything about it lol
Ch…..
Yea @Spongebob I was feelin the same way, then it dawned on me…SR must have did a picture change when no one was looking
that Sandra, she’s a mess
man i had to stay on it like ummmmmmmmmm… why nobody mention the NIP glad i could point it out lmao
Hey Daisy
its 
time.. Have the most wonderful day!!!!!!!
Hola Mamcita!!!!!!!!!
Um…Can we get a
please? Sans Nicki, thanks.
spongebobfan and DreamMajor27
Check comment #83 & #88
WE noticed it and mentioned it!!!
Happy Birthday Daisy!!!
Enjoy your day…
So no one saw her nip slip
Happy Friday SR
Thanks for the b day luv from my SR fam
I am sitting under the hair dryer again finishing up my b day hair!
*sings summer loving…. I LOVE Grease!!!*
It's the weekend babyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
@HIS-e-poo I HATECHU SOOOO FUGGIN MUCH FOR UR LINK!!!!!!!!!!
iono know yet abt posting at the new job *lip quiver* i shole hope so doe *fingers crossed#
RIP ChaCha (chick could dance!)
Damn Nikki
So I woke up with groin pain this morning. I believe this is what you call blue balls. Women these days make you work too damn hard for it. It’s not bad enough you ask me to take you to the movies, to see the damn smurfs of all things, el toritos afterwards, and now you stuffed and don’t feel like doing nuthin else? You couldn’t be stuffed after the movies? I mean afterall you ate popcorn AND nachos….Noooo you have to make me spend another 48 dollars.smh…What happened to the days when you could buy a girl some nowNlaters and ask her to just let you put the head in?geeesh…whatever…Good morning….
Oh, hey beautiful
Fayla, you better check in with us. *fingers/toes crossed* -so you’ll have SR access.
Congrats on the new gig
Sup Eskimo Booty
So Robert DID ask Chris Brown about an attack that happend over a year prior and in which he was convicted, sentenced and satisfied the sentence but DIDN’T ask Nicki about an incident that happened DAYS earlier????
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I like her nipples
@WEST COAST
“So Robert DID ask Chris Brown about an attack that happend over a year prior and in which he was convicted, sentenced and satisfied the sentence but DIDN’T ask Nicki about an incident that happened DAYS earlier????
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no, he didnt ask her.. not with that crazy ass nigga sittin right next to her..nah, he aint gone go there ”
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But he directly asked the other crazy azz nigga (Chris Brown) over a year after the incident????
I mean, BOFF dem niggas was crazy and everyone knew it so why ask one crazy nigga and not the other?
@BRENDEN
“So I woke up with groin pain this morning. I believe this is what you call blue balls. Women these days make you work too damn hard for it. It’s not bad enough you ask me to take you to the movies, to see the damn smurfs of all things, el toritos afterwards, and now you stuffed and don’t feel like doing nuthin else? You couldn’t be stuffed after the movies? I mean afterall you ate popcorn AND nachos….Noooo you have to make me spend another 48 dollars.smh…What happened to the days when you could buy a girl some nowNlaters and ask her to just let you put the head in?geeesh…whatever…Good morning….”
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Dawg you spent ANOTHER $48 and she ain’t let you grab a tiddy or nothin?
But he directly asked the other crazy azz nigga (Chris Brown) over a year after the incident????
I mean, BOFF dem niggas was crazy and everyone knew it so why ask one crazy nigga and not the other?
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because the fact the he’s there with her proves that his comments wouldve been fruitless.. She wouldve defended sefree( or whatever the nigga name is) at all cost. AAAAANNNDDDD- they already tried to lie about it- OR maybe she told him before the intwerview that he wasnt allowed to bring it up… Chris brown is clearly the smartest person in his camp, so you know how that goes
imo
@ Man.. or maybe he was mesmerized by her nipple, like I am
Yall still crazy says:
WCC, do you have any jokes for us
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:jack: ummmmm huh??!! Oh sorry, i was looking at the nipple again
sure.. coming right up!!!
Nuthin, talm bout her stomach hurt
why I never get the salad eatin chicks?smh
hey YallStill
The nip slip was the first thing I noticed.
A police officer pulls a man over for speeding. As the officer approaches the car he can see that the man is very anxious about something.
“Good afternoon Sir. Do you know why I stopped you?”
“Yes, officer… I know I was speeding — but it is a matter of life or death.”
“Oh, really? How’s that?”
“There’s a naked woman waiting for me at home.”
“I don’t see how that is a matter of life or death.”
“If I don’t get home before my wife does, I’m a dead man.”
WCC, well when you’re through is fine… #understanding
number 2
A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have sex when the girl stopped.
“I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex.” The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.
After a cigarette, the man just sat in the driver’s seat looking out the window. “Why aren’t we going anywhere?” asked the girl.
“Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I’m actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25…”
@ Yall.. thanks for your understanding
West Coast Chick says:
number 2
A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have sex when the girl stopped.
“I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex.” The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.
After a cigarette, the man just sat in the driver’s seat looking out the window. “Why aren’t we going anywhere?” asked the girl.
“Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I’m actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25…”
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And another one:
There was this old woman who heard a song called “Two Lips and Seven Kisses.” She called up information after hearing the song on the radio to get the name of the record company. In dialing, she erroneously called up a gas station, and she asks, “Do you have “Two Lips and Seven Kisses?”
The gas station attendant who answered the phone said, “No, but I have two nuts and seven inches!”
So the woman asked, “Is this a record?”
To which the man replied, “No, its average!”
So there’s this guy right…he’s interested in me…but he has a lazy eye…I didn’t notice until we were having some one on one time….needless to say I made an excuse to leave. I think it was the drinks that made his eye a lil comfortable
I
A young blonde comes home from school and asks her mother,
“Is it true what Rita just told me? That babies come out of the same place where boys put their thingies?”
“Yes, dear,” replied her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and she wouldn’t have to explain it.
“But then when I have a baby, won’t it knock my teeth out?”
@WCC
& only because I know you care–>Mr. Bean was in a fender bender. I wonder if he was looking with all his crazy looks 
Did you hear about the gay guy who wears a nicotine patch on his penis?
He’s down to about three butts a day!
Very shallow! I have a lazy eye that roams when I’m drunk, and when I n*t…My mama says it gives me character…She saw it when I was 16…Busted in the bathroom…She shoulda knocked first…but I digress
Bill and Hillary are out driving in the country near Hillary’s hometown. They are low on fuel, so Bill pulls into a gas station for a fill-up. The attendant comes out and begins to pump gas into the first couple’s tank. As he is doing this, he looks into the passenger window.
“Hey, Hillary. We used to date in high school. Do you remember me?” he asks. They chat for a few minutes, Bill pays and the first couple leaves.
As they drive Bill is feeling very proud of himself and looks over at Hillary. “You used to date that guy? Just think what it would be like if you had married him,” he says smugly.
Hillary looks at Bill and shrugs. Then she replies, “Well I guess you’d be pumping gas and he would be the President.”
Honey, I ues to date this older cat(w/a lazy eye) & I didn’t know it at first either
But when I did, I just kept looking first at one eye, then real quick to the other, and then one day(I was like enough is enough) I just asked him “should I be looking at either one of your eyes while I am speaking to you”, he laughed it off and said naw, both my eyes are focused on you & that’s how I now know that crossed eyes and lazy eyes still can see you.
So, I’d say just pick an eye (to look at), and carry on
#gooutonsunnydaysonlysohecanwearshades
*taps mic* this Friday SUCKS!!
O’honey just aint shyt
Brenden please tell me your eye DOES NOT wander when you n*t. Tell me that was a joke……
Very shallow! I have a lazy eye that roams when I’m drunk, and when I n*t…My mama says it gives me character…She saw it when I was 16…Busted in the bathroom…She shoulda knocked first…but I digress
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Well I thought I heard her in the tape saying “what you hit me for?” So that’s proof enough for me. And for me this is different than the Janet incident, because I think this is an accident while i believe Janet meant to show them titties she even had the areola decorated and everything. Although I don’t know how she didn’t feel them hot ass sunbeams on them nipples. Maybe the implants killed some nerves.
that roams when I’m drunk, and when I n*t…
Ummm is that a nipple?
@Yall I could kill you right now for this
>> #gooutonsunnydaysonlysohecanwearshades cause he looks good with some shades on!!
HIS just love me boo
His, I need a new outfit, reversible this time. Please&Thanks…
Happy Friday Everyone!
Honey, The dude I was with looked good as hell (minus this), salt n’ pepper hair, smelled good, nice dresser, smooth voice, *whispers* paid too.
I can totally understand that the adrenaline is running when performing on stage.. but to perform and entire set and not feel or notice your titty out is just hard to believe 4 me
Oh and Hi everyone, Happy Friday!
@OHONEY
“So there’s this guy right…he’s interested in me…but he has a lazy eye…I didn’t notice until we were having some one on one time….needless to say I made an excuse to leave. I think it was the drinks that made his eye a lil comfortable now I can’t look at him the same (no pun intended) my mom says Im shallow.
I he doesn’t read this blog”
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I have a lazy eye. My girls have said I can still find the puzz so it’s all good.
@Yall we are >>>>>here<<<<< per se
He is about 6"2 6"3 light brown maybe the color of HIS. Nice job. Own place, no kids, never been married……. dresses well. In his earlyy 30s….everything that interests me…..then there is the eye
Figures the one day my boss is out, the same post for hours. I am enjoying all the jokes though. Good morning SR Fam. It’s been awhile.
@Man are you serious? Does it bother women?? Do you have a hard time gettin a girl you’re attracted to?
@OHONEY
what happened to your boy that was gonna start rapping? You dumped him?
#unsupportive
@OHONEY
You are shallow. But so am I.
BRENDEN.
@Man
stop remembering sh!t
Fukc that eye Honey. Give him a chance! Especially if you get to know him, you might like him. Some cats out here got all kinds of issues, so if it’s just his eye, you can look past it (pun intended)
#GODcouldbetestingyourightnowperse <–Kill me later for this one
FeFe haaaaay boo howdy do?
Oh and Nikki boobies do look yummy.
Yso, is that you or the actress from tv?
No my eye really does go off to the right when I n*t…And my nostrils flare…I stay that way for several mins. I look like a cross between Shaunie and Shaq….
i got chu @Ho’boygahhh
*fondles O’honey*
@Man he got his studio together na that we are on “a break” last time I went ova there he had put some tracks on a cd and shyt #progress
said he been focused with all this extra time on his hands
@OHoney
Remember, they will NEVER be perfect….so he has all that other great stuff going for him, there’s gotta be SOMETHING wrong with him in another area….look at it this way, would you rather have a man with a lazy eye or who is downright lazy? Or, would you rather have a man with a lazy eye or erectile disfunction?
#helpful
#supportiveofqualitymateswhohaveflaws
@Sandra
I had to come out of lurk mode – whats up with the nip slip?? LOL you got it casually posted like its normal? LOL Now Safaree (or whatever) gonna smack her again for lettin the nips out!
No my eye really does go off to the right when I n*t…And my nostrils flare…I stay that way for several mins. I look like a cross between Shaunie and Shaq….
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My dearest O’Honey:
Did you read the thread when we went in on ole cawk eyed gal that was in @Cha’s gravi? Well basically I said she has a TALENT. And so does ole boy you might be kicking to the curb with the born defect.
He will be able to look at you while he eats the box AND at the tv playing in your bedroom. He will be able to look at you when on romantic walks AND the folks beside yall gettin ready to possibly rob yall. He will be able to look at you while yall grocery store AND the items on the bottom shelf. In other words the dude is a multi-tasker to the nth degree.
I would take him. DJM.
Hope this note helped yew.
Your e-sister in Christ,
KDub.
Heyy @Yall!
@OHONEY
Wait a damn second…He has alladis
“He is about 6″2 6″3 light brown maybe the color of HIS. Nice job. Own place, no kids, never been married……. dresses well. In his earlyy 30s….everything that interests me…..then there is the eye”
And you’re letting an eye stop you? Girl, just keep looking up into his good eye and let the lazy one do what it do.
Retraction: Ok, stick with the dude (you’re on a break from) and just get friendly with the eye dude to see if you like him. That’s a win-win and everybodt’s happy.
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i got chu @Ho’boygahhh
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Ok, but I’m gonna need it made out of spandex because I’ve been eating like a fat girl since Wed
If all else fails buy his azz some of them “Ray Charles sass in his eye when he was four and now is blind dahk glasses” and keep it moving. INSIST he keeps them shats ON:
When he meetcho mama…
When yall out in public…
When doing the deed so you won’t lose YO concentration worrying ’bout wtf he looking at…
When yall go to church.
@YALL
Let’s just say it’s me but darken the hair and add glasses.
OHoney says:
So there’s this guy right…he’s interested in me…but he has a lazy eye…_____________________
Define “lazy eye”….
Lazy eye as in Forrest Whittaker lazy or Sophia in Color Purple when she got “bopped upside her head with that gun” lazy.
Dear KDub,
<< not Proberson
Once I wiped the tears from my eyes from laughing so hard I realized, that if I wasn’t sure about my decision, I am sure now. I did see that post and I cried on the inside thinking thats what our pictures would look like except, I would smile, cause I like taking pictures.
It did not come to my mind to post my situation until he emailed me that he's thinking about me more than i know…how sweet.
Unfortunately…I can not…and I will not….
Sincerely,
Ms. Dying Laughing
KDUB! i know u didnt just bring up that salve that his mama spent that whole dollar on!
to this day i blame her 4 his blindness. putting that royal crown grease in that babys eyes
YSoSerious says:
@YALL
Let’s just say it’s me but darken the hair and add glasses.
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Well then, I’ll just say that you’re cute.
#youknowiamstraightright
Yall u’s a fuggin fool for dat msg to Honey (hey guhls
) 
(thx for crossin all them fangas n toes, i hope so too 
)
pls keep me rollin bew
WCC
@PRYN & KDUB
DAMMIT!
I cannot live right when the two of you comment in the same post at the same time.
YSoSerious says:
THIS ^^^^^^^
@OHONEY
Wait a damn second…He has alladis
Girl, just keep looking up into his good eye and let the lazy one do what it do.
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@OHONEY
“are you serious? Does it bother women?? Do you have a hard time gettin a girl you’re attracted to?”
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I don’t know but I’ve found that the more comfortable I am with it, the more comfortable THEY are with it and it not’s an issue.
Women goin find a flaw in someone no matter who it is.
His_Mommy623 says:
KDUB! i know u didnt just bring up that salve that his mama spent that whole dollar on!
to this day i blame her 4 his blindness. putting that royal crown grease in that babys eyes
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salve = crushed up Halls mixed into some Vaseline
#doctorsbeenupchargingmedssinceslavedays
Honey, but you can help him “train” his eye.
#atleastforthepics
YSoSerious says:
@PRYN & KDUB
DAMMIT!
I cannot live right when the two of you comment in the same post at the same time.
)YSoSerious says:
@PRYN & KDUB
DAMMIT!
I cannot live right when the two of you comment in the same post at the same time.
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I swear fo qwotas its NOT INTENTIONAL! LOL
KDUB please stop helping me with my situation…..please
@WCC
Those Jokes are F-ing AWESOME !!!
Regarding the LAZY-EYE dilemma…
ONE of my younger brothers was dating a Female that LQQKED Exactly like Jody Watley (When She was The SHYT) Banging-AZZ Body and REAL Hair Too… BUT She was Crossed Eyed Though (TRUE Story) When he met her she was wearing Shades and by the time he found out she was Crossed-Eyed (HE was already Hooked)
He hit it REAL Hard that summer & then Moved On (To the NEXT One)
Lazy eye as in Forrest Whittaker lazy or Sophia in Color Purple when she got “bopped upside her head with that gun” lazy.
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Musiq SoulChile wifout his glasses lazy? Or one just smaller than the other wonky like Lauren London?
@HOWMANY LICKS
“Oh and Nikki boobies do look yummy.”
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SPEAK ON IT!
Fay
@pryn (Comment #206)
putting that royal crown grease in that babys eyes
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That fuggin grease with the tin top!
PRynn I cant say it’s the Whittaker eye cause I had been making eye contact just about all day….it’s once that darn vodka got in his blood and he relaxed. That eye relaxed too. Then I looked back at all the pics he’d sent me….not one of em was he lookn into the camera…all off gazing into the sun and shyt…..had me fooled. I thought he was advertising his sexy face dimples
again hoping he not reading this blog
ELove says:
Regarding the LAZY-EYE dilemma…
ONE of my younger brothers was dating a Female that LQQKED Exactly like Jody Watley (When She was The SHYT) Banging-AZZ Body and REAL Hair Too… BUT She was Crossed Eyed Though (TRUE Story)
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Did she have scissor teeth too? Where her eyes crossed like a Google map or a GPS system?
Turn Left here
Go norf 50 feet ^
^^^^like that?
@YSO
“Girl, just keep looking up into his good eye and let the lazy one do what it do. ”
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That’s why you got a spare eye! In case one of em a lazy or something!
OMG I’m in tears ova here with these comments. Why must it be my life though
it’s once that darn vodka got in his blood and he relaxed. That eye relaxed too.
Dimples too, girl…..
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DON’T READ THIS HONEY.
@pryn
I NEVER saw her w/o her shades BUT she was a BAD-AZZ Female !!!
Did she have scissor teeth too? Where her eyes crossed like a Google map or a GPS system?
Turn Left here
Go norf 50 feet ^
^^^^like that?
And according to that Unsung episode I see she never decided to do not a dayum thing about the ish. Andre Cymone (her baby daddy) shoulda got them shats fixed for her back when he was sanging “Dance Electric” and Prince cut him that check!
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Cause Jody teefs been FUGGED UP birth but we did not know til she was on Soul Train (1977-1979). Once they was doing the scrabble board and that bish looked into the camera and smiled
*since birth I meant. But chall know that. Jody teefs is all de way gone.
Eluv, are you going to see Planet of the Apes this weekend?
ELove says:
@pryn
I NEVER saw her w/o her shades
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So I take it, her eye never made it to its destination….
*in my GPS voice*
“You are not at your destination. Bagg up and wretch around one mo ‘gin. You’re almost there.”
@OHONEY
“he got his studio together na that we are on “a break” last time I went ova there he had put some tracks on a cd and shyt #progress
said he been focused with all this extra time on his hands”
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See, you goin come crawling back after that single drops.
Y’all just mean.
But to be serious (for just a moment as I don’t like it), if the guy really is what he seems and is mostly what you’re looking for otherwise, you should reconsider giving him a chance.
Us women are always saying there are no good men out there but when we find one, we let things like this become deal-breakers and cross them off our lists.
In the end, you know what you can deal with but I have a feeling what you can’t get past, another woman can. I’d hate for you to lose out on a potential good thing.
I want nothing else to do with the following ppl:
Prynn
Kdub
O’hunnay bunnay
@pryn @K-Dub
He was LIKE… This is just Too MF-ing CRUEL (WHY ME!!!)
And PERFECT Teeth Too… That’s WHY my Brother was Soo Heart-Broken when she took THOSE Shades OFF
His Words:
“SHE went from MY Future WIFEY to a Summertime Bust-Down”
But to be serious (for just a moment as I don’t like it), if the guy really is what he seems and is mostly what you’re looking for otherwise, you should reconsider giving him a chance.
Us women are always saying there are no good men out there but when we find one, we let things like this become deal-breakers and cross them off our lists.
In the end, you know what you can deal with but I have a feeling what you can’t get past, another woman can. I’d hate for you to lose out on a potential good thing.
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IM STILLL HEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CHA CHA from Grease name is Annette Charles …. 
Bish had moves tho!
@O’Honey
When you finally figured out dude’s eye was lazy was it because the eye was winking at you like this >
or more like this > 
When he was smiling was he eye happy like this >
< notice how it moves from side to side. IJS 
Where’s Brown? *looks for the lips*
YSO
You said exactly what my mother said, and I agree, but still
@Man, he even had a song on there with my name in it
HIS why do you feel the need to hurt me?
@PRYN
I swear fo Heysus I hate you on a cellular level.
(wretches around for some tissues to wipe my eyes)
@Y’all
NAW… Probably not but I’m definitely going to SEE Eventually (No Doubt)
@pryn
Yous just TOO Foolish (But I KNEW This already Bout YOU!!!)
Prynn —>
wit yo gps voice 
YSoSerious says:
Y’all just mean.
But to be serious (for just a moment as I don’t like it), if the guy really is what he seems and is mostly what you’re looking for otherwise, you should reconsider giving him a chance.
Us women are always saying there are no good men out there but when we find one, we let things like this become deal-breakers and cross them off our lists.
In the end, you know what you can deal with but I have a feeling what you can’t get past, another woman can. I’d hate for you to lose out on a potential good thing.
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B/c my new boo thang is
LOL
@Cha i knew it all along
it was that YSO and her co-conspirator Secret tryna off u…
gawd, u look a fright! come let me feel on ur no nos
what?
Prynn please stop using emoticons to describe his eye
I don’t know when I looked up from sippin my drink he was kinda gazing past me…or so I thought. Then, from that point on, his eyes never agreed on a point of focus.
Where’s Brown? *looks for the lips*
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That idjiot-is having a root canal. Come texting me last night tambout the episode of “Glee”…how the kids was dancing and there was a boy in a wheelchair wheeling to the music better than the kids with use of their legs. KINDLY hit delete on that message.
@Honey, console me bew. i’d never hurt u
Oh thank god she hit u up Kdub
the last dentist visit i was getting texts about how delicious lortabs were
OHHH Honey SAID:
and I agree, but still
AND that’s what YOU have to get past… If YOU Can’t then “It is What it Is” because YOU can’t force Natural Affection & Genuine Attraction and BE TRULY Happy (With Your Decision)
*sends Brown whatever it is that you send for root canals*
@HIS
Fck you very much sugah.
I was not conspiring to kill my CHA.
*whispers* It was all SECRET. 
@Pryn please go to hail for them emoticons for that man eye usage. Redeemed will be here in the bus to do her daily pick up in a few. I will save you a seat MA’AM.
This is the potential husband of a SR fam member…God have some sympathy…
So, uhh, when yall going out again Honey?
”us women are always saying there are no good men out there but when we find one…” You cheat on him and leave him lonely and heartbroken. Talm bout I aint clean up underneath my foreskin thoroughly enough and it was making you gag.smh Up in here preaching the good word, but can’t back it up for nuthin
@Yall shut up. Thanks
This is the potential husband of a SR fam member…God have some sympathy…
^^^:hahaha:
So, uhh, when yall going out again Honey?
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And make his azz drank brown likka when yall DO go out…keep his azz away from that vodka.
#helpful
I knew Brenden would have something to say!!!
ELove dammit you are speaking the REAL as always but I cant help but hear it out that dayum monkey in yo gravi mouth
Date ideas:
1. golfing
2. swimming
3. late night movie (preferably 3D)
That’s all I’ve got…
You know, someone needs to come to grips with the fact that he isn’t as good of a catch as he believes. Sometimes people settle cause they need a roof over their heads and an address to give the public aid office.
Date ideas:
1. golfing
2. swimming
3. late night movie (preferably 3D)
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4. sleep
@Yall I love the way you care for me boo
@YALL
Golfing is a
Can’t be beaning the little kiddies on the mini golf course cause he can’t hit straight.
You know some people need to acknowledge all the sacrafices one was willing to make for another. I was half a virgin when I met you!
Yso & Brenden, Is this the “break up” before the make up?
This just in:
Nicki’s nips are cute
Pryn aint shyt
Kdub don’t give a dayum that we at work and have to use our inside voices
Yall is helpful
HIS is sexy
Brenden is a dayum fool
Elove keeps it real
YSO has some sense after all
NOW BACK TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING
@BRENDEN
Some people just ungrateful.
YSoSerious says:
@YALL
Golfing is a
Can’t be beaning the little kiddies on the mini golf course cause he can’t hit straight.
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But I’m talmbout real man golfing at the club, or cogg hill or somewhere. Honey’s “guy” got it like that=no kids…
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1/2 virgin getcho azz to the
Having one un-penetrated nostril when every other orifice has already been entered does not make one half a virgin.
OHoney says:
This just in:
)
Nicki’s nips are cute
Pryn aint shyt
Kdub don’t give a dayum that we at work and have to use our inside voices
Yall is helpful
HIS is sexy
Brenden is a dayum fool
Elove keeps it real
YSO has some sense after all
NOW BACK TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING
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Please revise to state 1.my nips are cute, and 2.I am sexy. That is all.
(next time it can be “Breaking News”
NOW BACK TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING
Thank You Man!!! It’s about respect. I had never did the whole
thing…She told me it would put hair on my chest…Said event never happened but I did get a bit of strep throat 
So what’re you saying Yso, he’s only .9 virgin?
#onlyoneholeleftthathasentbeenfilled
I don’t think I want to know anymore about this relationship with YSO and BRENDEN.
And to see this clown she left me for??? I won’t mention his screen name…But he has a 5 heartbeats part in his head…Seriously??? My homies talm bout revoking my pimp card,,,They make me sit in the last chair at the barber shop…This is messed up…
Now look what’s happened. MAN is one of the most disgusting people I’ve ever e-met and YOU have managed to gross him out. Does that make you feel good about yourself?
Oh, ok so yeah you can always hold that against me. So yeah maybe I became a lil experimental in prison when I did that 4yr bid for failure to pay rent a center on that microwave I got from them. What was I posed to do? Lift weights and fight back? You know I got the Bob Dole syndrome in my left arm. And my left leg. Hell my left testicle too. It aint my fault, my mama got accosted by a kangaroo during her 2nd trimester. You know the story…Roo boxing was popular in the 60s…She had to make a living somehow
Am I the only one seeing the nipple right there??!!
Oh please, he wanna them ol sensitive ninjas who prolly kisses prostitues on the mouth
No jaqy, but thanks for pointing it out And welcome to last weeks news
naw but hey how you doin? You gota man 
@BRENDEN
”
“Oh please, he wanna them ol sensitive ninjas who prolly kisses prostitues on the mouth
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It be for their benefit because they be fallin in love with me and chit.
Even my non-performer, non-existent to the world except for those around me, behind would have felt a breeze or something…
I thought this was a family blog
I think she did this on purpose to change the subject. Everyone was talking about her boyfriend hitting her in the face and the fact that she lied about it. Now everyone’s talking about her titties.
Sandra I read this post and maybe it is just me but it seems her boob is hanging out. Is this a true pic from her performance? Someone should have stopped this before letting her go out on “Live’