According to the Cincinatti Enquirer, a Wyoming woman broke into a home to steal a picture of Barack Obama. As she struggled with the home owner, her get away driver, Tamika Cornwell, 31, hit the gas and sped off without her.
The thief, Marla Anderson, 24, was arrested at the scene. Her get away driver was later apprehended. In addition to being an accomplice to a burglary, Cornwell was charged with child endangerment because her 3-year-old son was in the car.
I’m not as witty as David Letterman, but here’s my Top 5 reasons why Anderson did it:
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5. She thought the house was on fire and she wanted to save Barack Obama’s pic
4. She heard Barack Obama’s voice in her head telling her to steal him and she replied, “Yes I Can!”
3. She thought she could pawn the pic for at least 10 bucks to score some weed
2. She thought it was her house and she wondered, “What is this Barack Obama picture doing on MY wall?”
1. She thought it was a picture of Will Smith
Thanks to loyal reader BevG for the link!
there are black folks named tamika in wyoming?
3. She thought she could pawn the pic for at least 10 bucks to score some CRACK COCAINE..
Those bishes look some hard dykes
kwallace577 Says:
there are black folks named tamika in wyoming?
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you need to change that sandra. this is wyoming, ohio.
had me thinking mika and ‘nem were in WYOMING as in cowboys and “brokeback mtn.”
LOL @ the top 5 reasons… but dang what kinda picture was it? must have been gold plated or something?
I did not want to hit submit yet. Yes there are blacks in Wyoming but the question is: do they have any hair stylists?
LOL@Sandra’s Top 5! This is a daggone shame, not to steal jewelry but a Barack pic?
wow .. i don’t have any witty-ness …. just dayum wowwwww
that was StooOOO-PED!
ROFLMAO…loved the top 5 list.
stop it anna. i mean i was CONFRUSED as hail. i had to click the link. i was like “WHY is the natti enquirer reporting on some wyoming black women”??
THEN i had to google to REALLY see if there was sucha place as “wyoming ohio” and there IS.
now that i am not working i have a concentration problem… i swear i think i got adult ADHD!
what da……
Is this for real?
Can you get a check for ADHD? If, so I need to sign up!!
her get away driver, Tamika Cornwell, 31, hit the gas and sped off without her.
Laughing real hard at this!!!! If ever imma do a crime – I’m the get away driver!
there is more to this story im sure.
Where the F$#!@ IS Wyoming, Ohio? This is not a good look for the home team!
I know ya’ll have NOTHING ELSE TO DO, but Dang breaking, entering and assault?
Sandra, I logged into my well appreciated membership to respond to this post.
Wow stealing a picture of our president is a first! I wonder how many George W fans have broken into a house to get a picture of him…
The top 5 was funny as heck. Do more of that!
Lmao @ top 5. She must have been on some good stuff to break in someone house for a picture.
LMAO @ Top 5…hollerin!
I’m wit’ you #6, next time, please do yo hair first before you even think about being an accessory during the commission of any crime! Perm, comb, brush, rollers…maybe some scissors for those crispy ass ends (Marla)?!?!?!
Sandra get yourself spell check.
It’s Cincinnati not Cincinnatti. smh