Last night it seemed that NBA mega star Kobe Bryant had become the latest narcissist NBA star to join the wildly popular social networking website Twitter.com. (Raise your hand if you thought Kobe was already on Twitter).
Within the first hour of joining Twitter, the NBA’s bad boy racked up over 18K followers. His @KobeBryant Twitcon was a pic of a black mamba swallowing the iconic tweety bird.
But just a mere two hours after Bryant announced his arrival on Twitter in spectacular fashion — his account was suspended, then deleted. So what happened?
According to super groupie Jill of Jocks and Stilleto Jill blog:
Kobe’s Twitter was mysteriously deleted but word is, that it is temporary and he’ll be back! Per ESPN.com Kobe’s “social media team” jumped the gun in launching his Twitter and he wants to get a better understanding of it before he dives in… OK. ::shrug:: As long as he comes back.
So the Twitter account wasn’t really Kobe’s personal account after all. Just another celebrity promo account. Probably just testing the Twitter waters to push his new clothing line that’s coming in the Fall.
Kobe and Vanessa pose with fashion designer Valentino who was honored with the FIT Couture Council Award yesterday at the Lincoln Center event, kicking off Fashion Week in New York.
Photos: Patrickmcmullan.com via Contactmusic.com
what in the George hamilton hail
AAAWWWW reallly….
Probably cuz he knows that he can’t handle the hoez….
Hmmp, I spoke to somebody in another post and THEY ARE RUDE…
Vanessas dress is not cute
Is it just me, or does anyone else not care about this bull ish.. Who cares if he is on twitter. Is this news? Lets talk about those Mexicans caught stealing gas in Fulton County. Desperation will make you do some crazy things
Hey Brown, WUT, Ya’ll Focus & Daisy!
FOURSOME!!!!!
no i dont care
DAISY
did you see I gave you an update on what was in the S2S magazine yesterday????
I feel the same way… I am still adjusting to twitter… but its fun and his avi is by far kick azz… it was like sweet sixteen waiting for his 2nd tweet…
I have nothing to say about this topic besides the fact that I HATE Vanessa’s dress…
I was thinkin the same thing.. he must be about to promote.. i hit the follow button last night.. these ce-web-brit-tees irks me sometimes just be normal gotttt damn
LOL @ Vanessa watching Kobe, watching possibly some blonde c0cktail waitress back in the kitchen. LOL
Hey Luscious Lips!!
Meh, who cares about Kobe’s a$$, he is a dumb shyt anyway 
prynsexxx says:
LOL @ Vanessa watching Kobe, watching possibly some blonde c0cktail waitress back in the kitchen. LOL
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I noticed you been a lil mean lately, sup with that???
You ok hun? You need my assistance with anything????
Pryn, you know that fool can not handle the pressure
YG!!!!!!!!!
I don’t like how ill fitted his suit is on him. They stepped out the house all types of wrong last night. LOL
I cant stand Kobe or Vanessa…and Valentio looks like he does NOT want to take that pic with her…cant say I blame him!!!
Is she pregnant or the dress not tailored?
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:
Tatted
I noticed you been a lil mean lately, sup with that???
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HMMMP…Well lookie here! Kettle meet pot! *staring you down (something fierce)* RUDE! Melo post…
@ Brown….I’m good! They tryna test a bish patience at work! They already call me a bulldog here w/my job, but they have NO CLUE that I will turn that chit on them as well! Thanks for having my back pumpkin!
@ Ya’ll……I so need my booty cheeks pinched right now, but I appreciate the gesture to my facial cheeks. LOVES IT!
Heeeey Pryn – MY D.I.V.A.
@ FeFe – I’m secretly giggling @ that gravi but you know I wanna SCREAM (props to Michael & Janet’s video)
@ Brown – the bow was to you for having my back! LOL
Pretty1, maybe they got free clothes and missed their fitting
#fail
Hey Chi!
Vanessa yanked his azz back thats what happened
that dress aint it. Valentino… 
@Tatted
Meoooowwww!
Fefe says:
She should be TIRED of watching his azz….I know I would be…
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You know they always go for “The Help”.
Their “love faces” consist of them whispering “You is kind. You is smaht. You is impotent.”
#shoutouttoarnoldandkobe
But Tatted, ION pinch bootay cheeks though
<–real tight
#butiwillpinchphrosorbluesthough
Forgive me please! Heyy Yall!
Hey EVERYBODY!!!!!
YALL
my dearest yallstillcrazy,
I hope this letter finds you in good health! How are you? How ya mama and nem doin? It was never my intention to ignore you. We have a bond that is unbreakable. Due to the fact that I’m feelin a lil under the weather it has caused me to sim ply overlook you speaking to me and I sincerely apologize. I value our e friendship and would never do anything on purpose to jeopardize that!
Sincerely
BROWNSUGAPOET
LUSCIOUS LOLITA
SWEET TASTIN SUGA WALLS ESQ
Thank you WUT, but I wasn’t talmbout you
Them flowers :2dance: shole is pretty though!!! BORWN IS RUDE ( 
& I ain’t even fixing my typo hmmmp)
*waiting for Brown*
I know fugging well I spoke to WUT!!!
*takes back my $1Trillion Dollars and put it BACK into my account*
Vanessa’s dress is not cute! I LOVE ME SOME KOBE’
Tatted
you know I’m just here to help
#humanitarian
That dress is not the business.
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:
YALL
my dearest yallstillcrazy,
I hope this letter finds you in good health! How are you? How ya mama and nem doin? It was never my intention to ignore you. We have a bond that is unbreakable. Due to the fact that I’m feelin a lil under the weather it has caused me to sim ply overlook you speaking to me and I sincerely apologize. I value our e friendship and would never do anything on purpose to jeopardize that!
Sincerely
BROWNSUGAPOET
LUSCIOUS LOLITA
SWEET TASTIN SUGA WALLS ESQ
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And this is EXACTLY why I fuggs w/Brown!
Kobe looking like an old man in these pics
and
everyone ! I’ll just hop from post to post to catch up !
HEEEEY TAINTED!
Hey Tainted!
His stock dropped (to me) when he tried to fluck a burley man/chick….
Yuckkkky! *quivers*
heeeyyy fam!
I wonder what’s gonna happen of there is no NBA season this year??? What are the wives, fiances, jumpoff, groupies, and cum swallowers gonna do?
Daisy says:
Vanessas dress is not cute
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It needs a back zipper.
Heeey Vero. I spoke back on the other post. Just wanted to tell you that you’re looking AWFULLY SEDUCTIVE IN THAT GRAVI!
SMH… Look at Vero (always showing off her boobage)
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Hey Vero
No storms today? I wanna go to the beach 
Tatted I just like to see folks happy!
#pleaser
FAYLA when we goin for a
in our vehicle
@Tatted
I pinch booty cheeks…
I like a man/woman with a cute butt 
Tatted looks so purdi!
chibytex says:
I wonder what’s gonna happen of there is no NBA season this year??? What are the wives, fiances, jumpoff, groupies, and cum swallowers gonna do?
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Start a new reality show called “Baskeball Hoes, and the men they service.
omh its too many of ya’ll!
hey er’body 
#lazytoday
:hugs:
@Fayla
@Tainted
@CFREE
@Anna
Kobe has a clothing line? We can only hope that his line does not include Vanessa tacky fashions
chibytex says:
I wonder what’s gonna happen of there is no NBA season this year??? What are the wives, fiances, jumpoff, groupies, and cum swallowers gonna do?
They might have to go to work 
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There will be hourly Twitter Wars
Hey Fay! :2dance: <—to the tune of Wet My Whistle…
@His
PREEMIE DYCK!!!!!!!
@luscious no I did not shoot let me go back to that post
Start a new reality show called “Baskeball Hoes, and the men they service.
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I thought they already have a show like that already…its filmed in LA and Miami right?
@Yall – Maybe because something’s off.
Dang Vero you looking like a hot body gyal!!
Hey beautiful Fayla!!!!!
LEAVE KOBE ALOOOOOONE!!!
#kobestan
s/n vanessa got a leash on his azz!!!
Hey
HIS, why don’t you bedazzle little buddy ^^^ up theres dress 
Pages YSO, check in!
@ FeFe – Hmmmmmmm – Keeping that sooo in mind!
@ HISSSSSS – Not as purrty as you!
@ Brown – I’ve noticed how a humanitarian, pleaser, helpful you’ve been lately. You must be feeling ALOT better!
Fe *purr* takt that fierce ass cat and get out!
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:
PREEMIE DYCK!!!!!!!
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NEEDLE DYCK!!!!!!
Heyyyyy Ladies!!!!
I see the “ho” discussion/debate is bout to pop off.
*whispers* wheres my dread head sistah bew Yso at?
HEEEY FAY FAY!
@Yall
What is this I keep hearing about YSO?
@Lakes
What is this rumor I heard on the radio about Evelyn
T.O. and Chad finding out about it and VH1 spilling the beans about the affair…and that is the REAL reason why she’s quitting the show…. 
I follow Evelyn and T.O. and they do be CONSTANTLY on each other’s TL and they be flirting IMO….
@vero
@Tatted awww shucks
Mini thug!
#salute
I don’t see Man, who yall talmbout?! #nosey
Laker, who’s that in your gravi
@Yall
how you doing??? that’s my main asset, i’m showing off !! how you doing??
well it’s been hot as hell for the past week and now they’re telling us we might get hit AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN by Maria another tropical storm.
so no beach during the weekend
Paulette : I’m telling you again here, in case you missed it in the Amber post : happy belated birthday, and for you to accept my apologies there you go
Hi Daisy, Chi, Luscious
!!!
Daisy it’s in the souljaboy post
Tatted I’m just tryna do good deeds!
You need any good deeds done to/for you!
Yall Midnight Star will be here this weekend along with
Dazz band
Confunkshun
George Clinton and some other folks!
Laker you know
always !
@Laker
at your fukking gravi….just fukking 
I want to comment so bad, but I’m gonna be nice today…I need all my blessings…. 
I want Nessa Count Chocolate looking azz to delete that dress with them wangs on the back from her wardrobe.
hi everyone else !! fefe, fay, ohpretty
and I KNOW Tatted see as Bish…but its cool though….
FeFe says:
@Yall
What is this I keep hearing about YSO?
We put out the bat sign last night…
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In last night’s Eazy E post (towards the end) Auntie granted our wish & said that YSO could come back
#comebacktothelightcarolann
I know VERO see me!
oan: fedex is playing with me right now..
I want Nessa Count Chocolate looking azz to delete that dress with them wangs on the back from her wardrobe.
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@FEFE
I STAN FOR MY BABY… BUT SECREATLY 
THAT HE DONT LET VANESSA HAVE ANY KIND OF SAY ON HIS LINE… IF THERE IS A WOMANS SIDE BISH WILL BUST OUT WITH BOWS 
FEFE
YSO is comin back as soon as Sandra check her email
@ Chi – DON’T BE QUIET NAH (my southern now)!!! WHO ‘DAT ‘SPOSE TO BE IN LAKES GRAVI????
BTW – HEEEEY CHI!
BROWN since you feeling under the weather I will forgive you for giving tongue to my FIANCE’S no no parts
@FEFE
and 
E’rbody!!!!
Sandra let YSO free last nite, where she at???
@Yall
Ooooh Ooooh I seent it! I’s so HAPPY! :hugs: @Sandra Rose
*puts on my best outfit to welcome YSO back in!*
Yso is coming back???????? YAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!!
#comebacktothelightcarolann
Harlem….WHO ‘DIS THAT BROWN TONGUE KISSING NO NO PARTS…..
HEEEEY BTW!
Mmmm Hmmm Vero
#fastazz 
*turns all my fans in Vero’s direction to stop tropical storm Maria from going near her island.
MISS H please except my apology!
I meant no disrespect, sometimes I get a lil beside myself!
@CHI
THAT BE MS.PIGGY AND HER SROWNY SKINTY FROGY FROG MAN KERMIT :2dance: U LIKE THE DRESS THINK HAARD AND LET ME KNOW IF U SEEN ANYBODY WHO WORE SUM SUM LIKE THIS.. **DRAWS TATT ON MS.PIIGY ARM**
HEEEEY CFREE (my chocolate eclair)
@Lakes
WHO IS IT LAKES????? IS IT FROM DANCING W/THE STARS?????
Tatt
you will not bait me into that… 
I’m not slinging any mud today…
@TATT I HAD ONE THAT WAS SSSCARRY LOOKING **she look just like tiny** LIKE OH DAM I MIGHT GET BAND FOR THIS ONE
CFREE
she’s still tryna get her log in
Tatted
on His no no parts so Miss H has forgiven me for not thinkin straight
I
His_Mommy623 says:
I know VERO see me!
oan: fedex is playing with me right now..
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Who u telling.. Have u been online shopping? I hate waiting on my things to arrive, i got sum hawt azz red shoes im waiting on supposed to been here yesterday
chit better be on deck when i get home today!
chibytex says:
Start a new reality show called “Baskeball Hoes, and the men they service.
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I thought they already have a show like that already…its filmed in LA and Miami right?
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They will have one w/the “Sister Wives,.
@CHI
THAT BE MS.PIGGY AND HER SROWNY SKINTY FROGY FROG MAN KERMIT :2dance: U LIKE THE DRESS THINK
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I wonder if Ms. Piggy and Kermit see themselves in Tiny and T.I.?
HIS !!!!!!! for the THIRD TIME happy belated birthdayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
did you see it ???
YSOOOOOOOOOO we’re waiting for you !
@Sandra
for letting her come back !
Tatted be nice !!!
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:
PREEMIE DYCK!!!!!!!
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NEEDLE DYCK!!!!!!
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SPLINTER DYCK!!!!!!!!
*don’t have a clue what they tambout….just thought I’d join in*
Why was she banned?
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Nothing to see here folks, it was just a little misunderstanding. #tisall
Fi, Imma put on my new “end of the world outfit” from last June for her partay today
*begins planning THAT outfit* I will be SHARB for the LORD…
#lordforgivemeiamjustbeingsilly
@Fiance,
how u doing suga? 
@82 That fukkin dress looks like it is on backwards. Neckline sittin on her back. I want Nessa to go get a pitch fork to go with that dress and get LOST.
Hey @Yall!!!
Ok! BROWN
@Cfree & His : don’t use FEDEX !!! it’s my competitor ! They SUCK !
PENCIL DYCK
TATTED heyyy girl. Brown wasnt feeling well so she got down with my FIACNE however I’s cool with her and she sick so why not.
FEFE heyyy girl
PRYN
You and Tatted wrong for talkin bout Man’s dyck like that!
VERO
@Yall
Yes I did hear of a DEFINITE end of the world coming in October…that is according to Harold Camping…
Hey @FEFE
@Cfree i sure have been online shopping
i have some sweaters and my snazzy new bag coming…along with some rather fierce hair for my new do’.. they needs 2 hurry up 
@Vero thank u hawt stuff!
i didnt see the other bday wishes from u…forgive a bish like me pwease 
Fe, GaGi, Prynn, Tatted, Lusch, Y’all, Vero, CFree His Chiby, K-DUB, Dimpz & err’body else! Good almost afternoon where I am.
Tatted…you and Prynn owe me a make over!! Ya’ll azzes had me looking like an ICP member tom’bout Sanaa’s thumbs off in that other post! I had to walk DOWN the hall looking like I’d had a breakdown laughing to myself with mascara running down my face!
Where is my mind at….
Hey Unpredictable
What it do?:rofl: (still ain’t did it here
)
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:
HEEEEY CFREE (my chocolate eclair)
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Heeeyyy cute lil dollface!
Luscious is stoooopid
@brown…I had NO clue they/yall were tambout Man.
Kaycei!
whats wrong with Sanaas thumbs tho? 
Yall still crazy says:
Where is my mind at…. Hey Unpredictable
What it do?:rofl: (still ain’t did it here )
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It’s bout time you recognized my font!!!!!! Hey girlie!!!!
KAYCEI & YA”LL *spins u round and round* :2dance:
@HIS, tell me more about this hair i never ordered online. What site?
*goes to look at Sanaa’s thumb issue*
@KayCe….
*pointstoTatted*
SHE started it! I ain’t eein do nuffin’! LOL
Tainted
why did I think you said EFFIE!
Pryn
I call unpredictable “preemie dyck” but not to be confused with Man’s 3.5 centimeters
KAYCEI!
@ His – Hey girlie!
WHAT!??? 
You ain’t never seen that chile thumbs!?
Gurrll…you gotta let Pryn explain it. They look like they got caught in the garbage disposal. They fugged up.
@brown…I had NO clue they/yall were tambout Man.
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@Man only has 4 inches @Pryn…BUT like the dude said on the “Long Kiss Goodnight”….
The Man: (pulls a blade on Charlie)
Charlie Baltimore: Only 4 inches?
The Man: Yes…but you WILL feel me…
I’m on @Man’s side. He gotta werk with what he got…
(helpful)
i aint seent this many of my bews @the same time in a looong time! here goes:
hey gawjust
allll around
Luscious! we can go for a ride nt time
TaBew
FeFe! i fuggin laffed at yo gravi for abt 5 mins straight!
HiS
Unpredic
YALL
WUT
prolly gone hafta come back for mo s/o!
@ Chiby & Lakes – I knew EXAAACTLY who you were tom’bout. Was just tryna keep you both shielded from YOU KNOW WHO!
@ TAINTED – IAINTSPEAKINGTOYOUEVERAGAIN!
@ Brown – You being a bad girl making out w/someone else’s stuff??? BTW -I DIDN’T KNOW WE WERE TAWKIN’BOUT MAN! I THOUGHT WE WERE TOM’BOUT KOBE!!!!
@ Harlem – I’m getting to the bottom of what Brown & your fiance was doing!
@ Pryn & Ya’ll – SPLITER DYCK & PENCIL DYCK??? HILARIOUS!
@ KayCei – Heeeey bew bew.
I’m getting all my makeup palettes out to re-do your face! PINKY PROMISE!
@ Cfree – Heeeey pumpkin. Fayla ‘bet not see that kiss or IT’S YOUR ARSE!
Heyyyyy Fay-bew!!!!
@ Pryn – YOU’SA TATTLE-TELL!
@ Ya’ll & Kaycei – Sanaa’s thumbs are FUGGED UP! They all square, short, stubby and the nail on those bishes! UGH! I first notice them in THE WOOD & LOVE AND BASKETBALL! Now, I haven’t been able to notice anything else when I see her!
Hey KC! *dizzy from Cfree spinning me around (in a non-sexual way)*
#iamaspinnerthough
#teamfivefeettwo
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:
Tainted
why did I think you said EFFIE!
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Lol!!! You know I had to read “Effie” in my Jamie my Foxx voice lol
Tatted, I couldn’t tell…
I just like the color dress that she’s wearing
I see you tryna give that lil nigga and extra half inch
@Tatted What I do boo????
#iamlosingitasithoughtispokebuticantseeitnow
KDub says:
@brown…I had NO clue they/yall were tambout Man.
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@Man only has 4 inches @Pryn…BUT like the dude said on the “Long Kiss Goodnight”….
The Man: (pulls a blade on Charlie)
Charlie Baltimore: Only 4 inches?
The Man: Yes…but you WILL feel me…
I’m on @Man’s side. He gotta werk with what he got…
(helpful)
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Ok Kwall, you’ve seen this movie, right. Do you recall how they spoke about the planes flying into the Twin Towers in order to get to go to war?! This movie was out years before 9/11 and they described it to a tee.
#conspiracytheory
I get chills when I think about how they explained it in that movie.
Charlie Baltimore (the actress) was a bad bish!!!
@ Tainted – I spoke to you and you ain’t say nuftin!
#INVISIBLE!
@ Ya’ll, you may have’ta look @ one of her movies when she is huggin on someone! Them bishes are bashed up!
FAY
that suga I gave TATTED is NOT what you thank 
<<<innocent
TaBew..so u sayin sanaa can “thumberfluck” the shat outta sumbody??
TATTED you are my bish fo real. Good looking bew
@Tatted I’m sorry boo I really didnt see it…:hug: You know I love you boo
@ Fay –
@ Thumberfluck! Too real! AND YOU AIN’T GOTTA FUGG ME UP OVER CFREE! I warned her already!
@ Harlem…I GOT’CHU BEW!
*Feeling special again by Tainted!
Valentino looks so annoyed to have to pose with them and dumb azz Vanessa looking all star struck and chit!
@TATTED & FAY group
when the hell did kobe become a bad boy…i missed the memo
Thought it was about a costume party with the first pic of them smh :shrug:. she should fire her stylist