Even before insecure singer Alicia Keys married rap producer Swizz Beatz — and had a baby by him — she knew he couldn’t keep it in his pants. Maybe that’s what attracted her to him? The fact that other women wanted her man must have been a strong aphrodisiac? Insecurity, not money issues, is the main reason 80% of black marriages end in divorce.
According to gossip blog Bossip.com, Alicia’s man Swizz Beatz has a secret lover named Chris, a LSLH beauty whom he engages in long, hot chat sessions that his wife probably doesn’t know about.
As I’ve said many times in the past, men are not designed to ignore the advances of a beautiful woman — unless he’s gay. It’s in a man’s nature to cheat. But it is wrong to marry a woman and make a vow to always be faithful when he knows he can’t.
Yes, married men can have female friends. But their wives usually know about them — if the married men are honest.
Anyway, Bossip posted a series of private chat messages between “Chris” and Swizz. She plays her cards very well. She boosts Swizz’s arrogant ego and charms him into sending her plane tickets and such.
For every stupid baller on a social networking site there are gold diggers waiting to take advantage of him. (Apparently Swizz Beatz is stupid).
The ball is now in Alicia’s court. Let’s see what she does with this information or if she blames the chick for chasing her man.
Read the messages after the break!
Swizz: Send me a super sexy:)
Swizz: Pic
Swizz: Hello
Chris: Hey. Hold plz
Chris: Houston-20110709-00426.jpg [she sent him the photo above]
Chris: Got it?
Swizz: I need u asap damn
Chris: Make it happen
Swizz: Come now!
Chris: Hahaha ya right
Swizz: 4real
Swizz: Nyc
Chris: gotta work tomorrow and sunday. Off monday and tuesday
Swizz: Ok lets go!
Chris: Lol find me a ticket and I’m there
Swizz: Asap
Chris: [Email address redacted] email when ur done
Swizz: ?
Chris: Find me a ticket!
Swizz: U find all that please
Chris: U treatin me?
Swizz: Duhhhhh
Chris: I knew u were gonna say that. I know u too well
Swizz: Cmon:)
Chris: Hotel too?
Chris: “Duh”
Swizz: Duhhhhh silly!
Chris: Ima send u a link once I find it and u take it from there. I’m not sure how we’re supposed to do this.
Swizz: I will calll
Chris: Lemme know asap so I can find a doggysitter. Thaaaaankssss :*
Chris: What’s the word bruh?
Swizz: Will hit later
Didn’t read the post yet, however Sandy, I’m wondering if you said that A. Keys was a bad mother (ref. Sandra Bullock posts) b/c she isn’t supporting that baby’s back?
*goes to read post*
ohhhh chit son.
and a folding chair __/
Mm, that girl has tranny features. I don’t know why these players let themselves get caught up like that. Also, does he really go around calling himself Swizz when he not handling business, but according to these messages, I guess he was trying to handle business.
*big gulp*
<— Green tea
Duh, she was just tryna get him to say he was trickin!
Imma need ole girl to hit up Gena/Spongeob at the Bare Minerals store to get her correct shade
This is really sad. I guess he doesn’t have it in him to act right. And he’s a cheap skate on top of everything else. Lil mama seems kinda cool, but she’s still leaving the door open to get even a little piece of him provided his cheap azz wants to pay for her trip. She must have some self esteem issues.
that toucan bird got a whole heck of a lot of nerve!
Cheatin “already”? Ummm, no…how bought STILL cheatin. One of my bff’s has been Swizzy”s jumpoff EVERYTIME he comes this way. They been hooking up for bout three / four years now. Flew her to Vegas a while back and THAT turned into a big ol mess FOR REAL!
and btw…Chris (above) definitely looks like a Chris..topher that is..
How could one get their shade so wrong? Maybe she is wearing sunscreen too
Yes, at night.
TRU
so um what kind of mess
Awwwww
I though she was cutee. Not manly just strong in the face causa that heavy eye treatment. her brows are so severe, no?
Duh, this happens ALL the time…it doesn’t surprise me…social networking is going to be the”death of some ppl”…
I said players, insert anyone in the entertainment industry.
If he is cheating then he is cheatin but I am not convinced just yet. Yes he has a history a long history of cheating but I don’t know. If he is cheating I will NOT feel sorry for Akeys whom I love n support
I always felt she cld do better.
Mashonda is somewhere doing cartwheels and has Karma on repeat
OTB – yessss her eyebrows are…..
She boosts Swizz’s arrogant ego and charms him into sending her plane tickets and such.
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You think so? HE asks her to come meet him in some state (where his wife ain’t) and she has to ask him to buy the plane ticket. One time he even says he’s only buying a 1-way. When I was a young chick living in Houston, my southern mama’s had it way more together than that. Are they giving it away even to the rich dudes nowadays?
*side eye @lettuce*
You must be French. Oui. Oui.
Somewhere Mashonda is going
to Akeys….
hmmmm didn’t alicia take him from the ex-wife? the same way she got him is the same way you lose them is that the saying. here is my thing swizz homey if your going to cheat upgrade dude. You never downgrade breezies. she does look like a tranny but then again that might be his thing.
Boy nucca’s and money I swear
@ otb
she looks like instead of a pencil she took a retractable Sharpie to those brows. i wish broads knew eyebrows are supposed to be sisters, not twins.
What goes around, comes back around. Hey, hey my baby
oh ok.
in other news, this non-drowsy tussin is a lie
@LUSCIOUS
Let’s just say it was a revolving door of jumpoffs…kinda like a jumpoff convention. Involving Swizz, my homegirl, several other unsuspecting side side pieces and an R&B artist who SHALL remain nameless. Dycks, balls, weaves, and bird noses all over tha placeI can’t really speak on it further.@OTB
2pcs of lettuce came about in one of these posts i dont remember how……but we were all waving 2pcs of lettuce!
As I’ve said many times in the past, men are not designed to ignore the advances of a beautiful woman — unless he’s gay. It’s in a man’s nature to cheat. But it is wrong to marry a woman and make a vow to always be faithful when he knows he can’t.
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Nope Sandra im not buying… I know plenty of faithful men.. who has not walked in temptation.. The world has given men excuses to live this lie same as being ok for a man to walk away and leave the family unlike the women walking away to live the family
@candi gurl u ok?!? i heard you was weezin n coughing?!?!
Daisy says:
If he is cheating then he is cheatin but I am not convinced just yet. Yes he has a history a long history of cheating but I don’t know
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Oh, that nigga cheatin!
dycks, balls, weaves and bird noses all over the place?
French Tits
it was the Tia/Tamera post when she post pics eatin lettuce and shyt went left
The sad thing about this. This jump off does not hold a candle to Alicia or hell even Mashonda in the looks dept. I mean her professional (u know knee-pad game) game must be on lock. Cuz she’s not that pretty. Guess Swizz thinks the uglier the quieter. Hmmmpfh
@knowledge says “here is my thing swizz homey if your going to cheat upgrade dude. You never downgrade breezies. she does look like a tranny but then again that might be his thing. ”
he dont care as long as he can stick his peen in a whole it dont matter
Akeys n Swizz looked cute at somebodys fashion show over the weekend
She looks like a light skinned Teyana Taylor
Something like this is always hard to watch unfold. At the same time, (and I hope I’m not too cold) I find it kind of hard to feel 100% sympathetic for what A. Keys may be feeling. I’ve been there and done all that, and it hurt. As grimy and as messy as some females can be today, I still respect myself and the game and refuse to step on another woman’s toes. I am all entree’. No side dish in me.
WUTWUZMISSIN! says: At Alicia Keys what goes around come back around
You forgot *BEYONCE voice* CTFU!
french
i looked at web md and now i’m scared
French Tits
it was the Tia/Tamera post when she post pics eatin lettuce and shyt went left
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damn SUGATITS
what happened to that dude who used to hop on and promote his terrible, AWFUL clothing?
how the hell did that send and i wasn’t finishing typing
French Tits
it was the Tia/Tamera post when she post pics eatin lettuce and shyt went left
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damn SUGATITS you got good memory…..yessss that post was just a hot mess!
this post about to be off the chain! [goes back to lurking]
TruGemini says:
Cheatin “already”? Ummm, no…how bought STILL cheatin. One of my bff’s has been Swizzy”s jumpoff EVERYTIME he comes this way. They been hooking up for bout three / four years now. Flew her to Vegas a while back and THAT turned into a big ol mess FOR REAL!
and btw…Chris (above) definitely looks like a Chris..topher that is..
<<< smh at Swizzy!!!
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why would your bff do this if she knew he got married,at some point we have to put the blame where blame is due, old pecker cant have sex by himself,it makes no-sense, do women just get a hi off this fluckery. just asking. it goes both ways, but it should be a law against women that sleep with married men, when they know that the man is married, and they doing just because, it's wrong no matter how you look at it, some say well the man was there too, yea but if you was not there who the hell he gone Fugg ,
Hola Fammies
So Swizzy cheese is caught sexting and Alicia rolls out with him, baby and her child extra to rebuttal all those rumors because they are a HAPPY family.
@candi :stop: you need to take yourself to the doctors ASAP!
thats what i did 2 weeks ago when i was sick! no looking up on MD Web!
eyebrows are supposed to be sisters, not twins.
THIS.
You automatically give yourself away if they match. 
MzDimplez1123 says:
She looks like a light skinned Teyana Taylor
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That’s what it is! I was trying to put my finger on it. She sure does.
Ohhhhhhh LMAO!!!
I memeba that post! and thinking…why they tom’bout lettuce? Oy vey LMAO!
@honycoatd
hey girl where we headed to 
Your girl just had an @Flo moment SMH.
@Dimplez
She looks like a light skinned Teyana Taylor
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Ol’ girl nickname is “Man-Man!”
The both have the BEST of their worlds… Alicia dips too (she likes her tenderonis) so why should she keep a rope around Swizz neck to hang him?
And sexting chick was clearly looking for a come up in beats or to help pay bills. We are in a recession. Groupies, hoes and chit has to cut back too and look for other incomes.
As grimy and as messy as some females can be today, I still respect myself and the game and refuse to step on another woman’s toes. I am all entree’. No side dish in me.
Thank you for this. I love it. And I subscribe myself.
@Kingston u talkn bout cubic zirconia stylist (Diamond) Tre Lujan (sp)..
aw man not another one !!!
Jay Bee says:
As I’ve said many times in the past, men are not designed to ignore the advances of a beautiful woman — unless he’s gay. It’s in a man’s nature to cheat. But it is wrong to marry a woman and make a vow to always be faithful when he knows he can’t.
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Nope Sandra im not buying… I know plenty of faithful men.. who has not walked in temptation.. The world has given men excuses to live this lie same as being ok for a man to walk away and leave the family unlike the women walking away to live the family
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Mashonda sum whea tambout
:2dance: 
All I can do is LAUGH OUT LOUD!! *falls out office chair* Karmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
you know these bytches looking for a come up with married men….plenty of men out there single willing to spend their monies on hoes…….
look else where heffas!
Its called KARMA!!! The way you got him is the way you will lose him! KARMA is a b*tch Alicia!!
I would have to disagree with you Sandra. Money not infidelity is still the major contribution to Black marriages falling apart. Money woes lead to arguments, arguments lead to disdain for one another, and disdain leads to sleeping in separate quarters of the house,,,Straight up hating each other,,,Which could eventually lead to infidelity. However money is usually the root of the problem…
As far as Swiz goes…I hate shyt like this. Women like Alicia and Beyonce are willing to overlook men with gag inducing faces for just a few reasons. Yes money is at the top of the list, but there’s also an assumption that this ugly ninja would never cheat on someone as fine as me,,,Im the best he can do…Yet here goes swizzy…Ol Speedy Gonzalez looking azz phluckin up the game for us facially challenged brothas everywhere.smh. I aint got the money, so I try to compensate. I lick toes, I pop black heads, I grease scalps,,,But if pretty women will no longer settle for a man like me because they think I too may cheat…DAMNITT, thanx alot Swizz
My beautiful ladies…
Luscious
Tatted
Good Monday everyone
*sends Twin some black-market meds* Tylenol Cold Day/Night combo box is the beezneez… #makesyousweatitout
On topic:
#nowletsseehowyoufeelwithalittlebabyandahubbyfukcingchicksontheside
@juicybaby! :2dance: how was your wknd???
Alicia is feeling no Karma. She might feel a little hide we all are finding out but just like Swizz is an opportunist so is Alicia.
She too is onto the next one>>> :sing:
Imma be a phat girl today! Pizza (deep dish). #random
@YALL :2dance: how i’ve missed thee!!!!!!!
Cocoa… *licks lips*
:ashamed*
@creamychic… her friend is a whore (no offense to you or your whorish friend)…but that’s what they do..they are just down with opp as long as it is giving up cash…
French Kisses
I need u to drive me up to Alicia so she can lay on my chest and I can comfort her.
Hey Hony!
I thought he asked for a “super sexy pic”??
I think the girl is cute and hoping the flash just made her shade look like that….
I hope Swizz aint really cheating…. smh
Choco: How was it?
twin!
always lookin out for a nig
i hope its better than this cvs tussin, my chest burns now
Hey Hony
Mmmm, oh well. No sympathy here. Karma is real no matter how you try to justify your past.
PRETTY TITS!!!
frenchie i blinked & weekend was ova!
how was urs?
YALLLL!
I need someone to sext me too chit
Kingston u talkn bout cubic zirconia stylist (Diamond) Tre Lujan (sp)..
*waits for Hony to post her number*
I lick toes, I pop black heads, I grease scalps
*dies twice*
I still hate chu. *whips spit*
well they say, they way you pick up a man is the same why you will lose him. sandra i liked your article except for the part where you insinuated that if a man does not accept the advances of a beautiful woman he is assumed gay. What if that man loves his wife/woman and respects her enough to ignore the advances? I don’t think that makes him gay. I feel it is also in a woman’s nature to cheat also. It goes both ways.
LOL @Brown Okayyyyyyy My phone is at the ready!
I really don’t think it will bother Alicia more that he’s sexting but more of what people will say.
Alicia is prepared for this chit
Not Speedy Gonzalez though.
I thought he asked for a “super sexy pic”?
Damn thats the same thing I said.
AND he was excited by that. Damn Swizz. #upgradeplease
Or maybe I just watch too much porn. Them aint real womens.
@ MY Lips
So you gonna sexting me? When I ask for a sexy pic, I don’t want to see you fully clothed.
@Honycoatd…Ill text you
I’m always lookin for new sext buddies…You like a.m. dirty talk? My mama uses the phone during the evenings
but I do have full access every other weekend 
@ Hony…I agree. They probably both can play with all the outside chicks they want.
Swizz was gassing her head
He knows how to play to get what he wants and that is what she wanted to hear.
*cries*
@Brendan.
I betcha thats fun @Dimpz
…Tiny and Tip style. #dontbanmeaunty #ilearnedtojudgefromyou
Luscious, Tatted, Fayla, Dimpz, Hony, Outside and anyone else I missed

BRENDEN SAYS:
,Im the best he can do…Yet here goes swizzy…Ol Speedy Gonzalez looking azz phluckin up the game for us facially challenged brothas everywhere.smh. I aint got the money, so I try to compensate. I lick toes, I pop black heads, I grease scalps,,,But if pretty women will no longer settle for a man like me because they think I too may cheat…DAMNITT, thanx alot Swizz
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I want u to shut up
@ Brenden
I like dirty imaginative talk. I don’t think you can give me that especially if it’s not when I want it but when you can.
At Swizz and these hungry females who like prehistoric looking bird men
Goes to read comments
Hey Titi! :wave:
@ OTB…You know you don’t come around enough to be getting banned right?
@YOU
Sexi Tits
Hi Honi cakes
Damn I think I am hungry. I am seeing a cake-like picture in my head, or its just cravings.
People keep talking about Alicia’s karma. When is Swizz gonna get his karma? Are women the only ones that have to suffer the ole get back? Are you even wishing karma on him or are black men so prized (as Sandra says) that we let them get away with murder while holding black women to higher standards?
Hey Choco
Two things:
1. Sandra, I think it is in EVERYONE’S nature to cheat, not just men. I am a happily married woman but I will not lie and say that I haven’t found other men attractive enough to fantasize for a bit…it is what it is, so if TWO PEOPLE commit in marriage then they need to :stop: all the bullshyt on both ends.
2. Alicia has always been rumored to be a lesbian. I’ve actually heard someone who is close to her confirm this years ago. She and Gonzo likely have an open marriage and she wanted the marriage and baby to appeal to the public and to her image. She probably has her jumpoffs too and is NOT worried about him or these random broads…
Choco!
I just bit my darn tongue reading this! I’m married and I don’t trust my husband, mama, daddy NOBODY! I’m sure Alicia knows about this already. NO SYMPATHY THERE IS A SPECIAL PLACE IN HELLL for all cheating men and women who sleep with married men!!! (Bitter). We all knew it was going to happen…I want a quote from Mashonda!
Auntie I hope you follow this story like Beyonce’s pregnancy cause I wanna know what happens
@ Bird
Swizz beak will grow to Pinocchio’s size that is one of his Karma.
They are all having what they want so I am not mad.
Swizz has the go ahead and clearance to take off and fly.
Teehee – I think Swizz was cheating on her while he proposed, got her preggers and walked down the aisle… I noticed a difference in the pics of them together after the honeymoon – and Swizz dirty beak azz – I couldn’t
When you TRULY get to know someone, you find out they may not have the qualities that are boyfriend/marriage material. It is clear Swizz don’t like condoms. He got two chicks pregnant while still legally married to Mashonda. AIDS is too real to allow a man to knowingly cheat on me. Like my grandma always said, “You get something you can’t say no spell.”
We sawwy @Bird. We thought his Karma was that face…and Mashonda as a baby mama.
@ Fefe
@Outside
People keep talking about Alicia’s karma. When is Swizz gonna get his karma? Are women the only ones that have to suffer the ole get back? Are you even wishing karma on him or are black men so prized (as Sandra says) that we let them get away with murder while holding black women to higher standards?
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Idk what his get back would be cause he obviously doesn’t have a heart like most men…their souls are so ugly sometimes.
@OTB
Mashonda got grits cooking for your ass and that comment.
I wonder if Ghostface got those eyebrows airbrushed on.
Perez Hilton would have been a better “…according to.”
Scrolling back up to finish
This is typical jump off rather unemployed hell ion know what to call them but smart…. or something anywho my conversation reads the same with my the dude I buy my Algebra test answers from.
Nguyen Li Won Tong: Down, wha time u wan de ansers?
DawnSheen: I’ll be home around 4
Nguyen Li Won Tong: Goo, cal me wen u geh hum an I’ll meat chew
DawnSheen: Make sure you put my name on the homeowrk assignments, last time you forgot to delete your name and I almost got caught.
Nguyen Li Won Tong: okay, okay me veri sowry.. my ma said u wan u nail cut dow?
DawnSheen: Nah, I’m good but can she do my brows?
(sext pictures or unibrow to Nguyen Li Won Tong’s Motorola 2 way pager)
Karma for Swizz I mean if the women keep allowing him to do it I guess there’s no Karma for him – Honestly Keys should’ve seen the warning signs so it’s really her Karma – If all three women decided not to see him any longer then that’s his Karma – and I bet he is still
Mashonda –
I’m so sick of being used by women. When they need you to pick the lint and debris out of they dread locks they’re ur best friend. Once you finish plucking the last cocoa bug they act brand new

Anyway, I just realised something…Sandra called Alicia insecure…Not a narcacist
Maybe Gonzo’s Karma is that $2 million tax debt to IRiS
Selle says:
Auntie I hope you follow this story like Beyonce’s pregnancy cause I wanna know what happens
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brenden says:
I’m so sick of being used by women. When they need you to pick the lint and debris out of they dread locks they’re ur best friend. Once you finish plucking the last cocoa bug they act brand new
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You ain’t told no lie, I already told my potential that I needs my dandruff scratched weekly or else…
Heeeey Titi
ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT SANAA LATHAN???
Bird says:
She boosts Swizz’s arrogant ego and charms him into sending her plane tickets and such.
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You think so? HE asks her to come meet him in some state (where his wife ain’t) and she has to ask him to buy the plane ticket. One time he even says he’s only buying a 1-way. When I was a young chick living in Houston, my southern mama’s had it way more together than that. Are they giving it away even to the rich dudes nowadays?
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No ma’am, down here in Houston TX we are most certainly NOT giving it away to anyone. Well, some of the trashy girls are but thats anywhere you go.
One more thing:
Jay Bee says:
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Nope Sandra im not buying… I know plenty of faithful men.. who has not walked in temptation.. The world has given men excuses to live this lie same as being ok for a man to walk away and leave the family unlike the women walking away to live the family.
Maybe it’s my view on marriage and monogamy as a whole but, I’m not rooting against Alica. Not really rooting for her either. I like her songs and her voice. That’s it.
As long as the kids involved don’t get done permanent damage, let them fck whomever they want.
LMAO!!!!!! NGUYEN? Really tho?smh….Swizz karma is his face? Really tho? You people.lololol
@Choco
Karma for men like this comes in the form of something indirect. Meaning, he may have a daughter who grows up to do porn, or he may get herpes, or he may experience some kind of financial/spiritual/emotional ruin…
lovezoe says:
It is clear Swizz don’t like condoms.
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That’s my biggest problem with this fool. He WILL make a baby on Alicia and she will look like the biggest fool on planet earth. God forbid he bring her The Package. Run Alicia run!!!
brenden says:
Yes money is at the top of the list, but there’s also an assumption that this ugly ninja would never cheat on someone as fine as me,,,Im the best he can do…
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Exactly.. That’s why Alicia Keys is insecure and a narcissist, because she thinks she’s too special to be cheated on. No one is too special to be cheated on. When a man cheats it’s not about YOU. So don’t make it be about you. He needs to accept responsibility for his own behavior.
Sandra Rose says: No one is too special to be cheated on. When a man cheats it’s not about YOU. So don’t make it be about you
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exactly
cocoa49 says:
sandra i liked your article except for the part where you insinuated that if a man does not accept the advances of a beautiful woman he is assumed gay. What if that man loves his wife/woman and respects her enough to ignore the advances?
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You’re right. I should have typed “usually” it’s because he’s gay.
Selle says:
Auntie I hope you follow this story like Beyonce’s pregnancy cause I wanna know what happens
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Why folks always trying to put me out?? I just say what folks be thinking…
Maybe Gonzo’s Karma is that $2 million tax debt to IRiS
that’s Key’s karma as well – he could dip and leave her with it hope she made him sign a prenup!
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lovezoe says:
When you TRULY get to know someone, you find out they may not have the qualities that are boyfriend/marriage material.
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That usually occurs once the dopamine wears off. That’s why I tell you kids to avoid making hasty decisions (such as moving in with him) while you’re still under the rapture of dopamine. WAIT :stop: until it wears off first so you can think and see clearly! That could be anywhere from 2 months to 2 years. So be patient!
Its ALL about him. You still fly. Fly bishes boost a cheater’s ego even further and they be like, “well sh it, i got her, hmmmm…what else can i get into…?”
“i wish broads knew eyebrows are supposed to be sisters, not twins.
THIS X 1,000,000,000!!!
She must be wearing MAC. It photographs terribly.
She looks like she could be his brother or sister.
Karma for men like this comes in the form of something indirect. Meaning, he may have a daughter who grows up to do porn, or he may get herpes, or he may experience some kind of financial/spiritual/emotional ruin…
That was my direct Karmic gift to my ex hubby 
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@ Fe I gotcha but I know how to give direct Karma right back – when ex hubby wouldn’t stop cheating I had an affair with his cousin for a year!
Guess not!
why would your bff do this if she knew he got married,
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BECAUSE she’s a jump-off/whoremonger (she knows this) so it’s not like I’m sayn something she doesn’t hear or know about herself. I mean that’s just what she does. Hell, she’s scoping Cam Newton rat now
Certainly not saying it’s the way of life. She’s my friend. Loyal and really is a decent girl. But golddigging is her thing. I joined the corporate world she joined the Ladies of the Night…
I was on dopamine for the past 3 months – and it does wear off and you do see that person – however Im glad after the dopamine wore off I still find myself thinking of him and seeing the pro’s before the cons – some friendships/relationships are worth it!
Sandra Rose says:
brenden says:
Yes money is at the top of the list, but there’s also an assumption that this ugly ninja would never cheat on someone as fine as me,,,Im the best he can do…
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Exactly.. That’s why Alicia Keys is insecure and a narcissist, because she thinks she’s too special to be cheated on. No one is too special to be cheated on. When a man cheats it’s not about YOU. So don’t make it be about you. He needs to accept responsibility for his own behavior.
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Sending SR a plane ticket (round trip by the way) to come talk to my husband…lol.
Reasons Swizz could be cheating already:
He got tired of them cankles all over his leg at night….
@ Aunty
I don’t think she believes he can’t cheat on her but that he shouldn’t because she is all she believes she is. We all have egos and can more than be narcissistic, I see quite a few regular Joe’s that fit the bill.
TruGemini says:
why would your bff do this if she knew he got married,
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BECAUSE she’s a jump-off/whoremonger (she knows this) so it’s not like I’m sayn something she doesn’t hear or know about herself. I mean that’s just what she does. Hell, she’s scoping Cam Newton rat now
Certainly not saying it’s the way of life. She’s my friend. Loyal and really is a decent girl. But golddigging is her thing. I joined the corporate world she joined the Ladies of the Night…
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Shoooooot tell her to call me when she gets them digits—he looks like a TRex with those ears but he has the million dollar smile, lol.
That’s my biggest problem with this fool. He WILL make a baby on Alicia and she will look like the biggest fool on planet earth. God forbid he bring her The Package. Run Alicia run!!!
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BECAUSE she’s a jump-off/whoremonger (she knows this) so it’s not like I’m sayn something she doesn’t hear or know about herself. I mean that’s just what she does. Hell, she’s scoping Cam Newton rat now
Certainly not saying it’s the way of life. She’s my friend. Loyal and really is a decent girl. But golddigging is her thing. I joined the corporate world she joined the Ladies of the Night…
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My bff is this way however she will rotate a few ballers I wouldn’t call it gold digging or jump off status – but I can dig where you are coming from!
@Choco
Get ’em girl!
Reasons Swizz could be cheating already:
He got tired of her azz rolling round the pianer I am sure they got in their living room. Nukka came home and she was nekkid atop the piano EVERYDAY and
at her like Prince did like “bish PLEASE” and was more intrested in textin the 23 yo instead
Reasons Swizz could be cheating already:
He is tired of that wonky azz eye she got.
Reasons Swizz could be cheating already:
He got tired of her tryna cook breakfast in nothing but her necklace.
@Fe
they will not be!
And his cousin is the one who told him about us – smdh Puerto Ricans are a trip at times his reasoning for telling my ex hubby about us is becuz I belonged to him at that point! I left them both!
Selle says:
Shoooooot tell her to call me when she gets them digits—he looks like a TRex with those ears but he has the million dollar smile, lol.
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He got tired of her azz rolling round the pianer I am sure they got in their living room. Nukka came home and she was nekkid atop the piano EVERYDAY and at her like Prince did like “bish PLEASE” and was more intrested in textin the 23 yo instead
Girl that chit I won’t ever forget
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Cam likes thick girls. So if she got that…
Him aint too bright either, but his mama
no ma’am.
melissak380 says:
No ma’am, down here in Houston TX we are most certainly NOT giving it away to anyone. Well, some of the trashy girls are but thats anywhere you go.
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Looky here. I ain’t never seen it done the way my Houston girls did it back in the day. I don’t give a damn what they look like they all expected men to be men or they were not messing with him PERIOD. By man they mean provider. I had two friends turn down pro athletes saying “just cause he got money don’t mean I got money.” If he ain’t paying bills they was not having it. My TRASHY friend was a straight up prostitute. Asking dudes for the light bill money during initial contact. I NEVER met a woman in Houston to took shorts from a man financially. So this chick settling for a 1-way plane ticket to see this totatlly unsexy man, which means he’s really good for nothing if not the dough, looked down right crazy to me.
Cam is cute to me – and he has a girlfriend already somehow I don’t think Cam has any fire in him that would keep me interested he seem hella dull!
Anyone see the video of Serena “dancing” to Got Money? To have such a donk and not know what to do with it.
No! Not at all. He is hilarious @Choc.
Could you imagine? I could… *dreams of a donky arse and all the drinks i would knock over*
*Swoons*
Reasons Swizz could be cheating already:
He got tired of his yt mother in law. Nukka want to go to his mother in law house on Sunday’s and EAT. Her greens just won’t RIGHT.
Im so glad I have to much pride and success to expect or ask a man to provide for me – now I don’t mind being treated and I don’t mind generosity but not dating someone because he aint paying one of my bills just ain’t me and I
for it to never be me!
Choco aka Hippie says:
@ Fe I gotcha but I know how to give direct Karma right back – when ex hubby wouldn’t stop cheating I had an affair with his cousin for a year! That was my direct Karmic gift to my ex hubby
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DIZZAMMMMMM!!! That’s cold blooded!
@ KDUB
Are you from the Raleigh / Durham area????
@OTB
I stopped keeping up with him I do love his smile Im gonna be frustrated he is he has mad personality – Tired of crushing after young men
KWALL Go away right now
I hate you so passionately right now
Got me laughing so hard, I could feel my Kegels
Her greens just won’t RIGHT.
@ KDub
Reasons Swizz could be cheating already:
He got tired of his yt mother in law. Nukka want to go to his mother in law house on Sunday’s and EAT. Her greens just won’t RIGHT.
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Thats not fair.
And plus Alicia mum got flavor 
@Bird
I don’t really get mad – I stay quiet, plot, plan and get even… sometimes I let you find out and others times I don’t – but Im for loyalty and fidelity – not everyone is so Im not fighting and all that chit you keep cheating I will cheat and leave!
TruGemini says:
That’s my biggest problem with this fool. He WILL make a baby on Alicia and she will look like the biggest fool on planet earth. God forbid he bring her The Package. Run Alicia run!!!
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What the hail that mean!?
Are you from the Raleigh / Durham area????
I was birffed at Rex Hospital. The old one. On St. Mary’s skreet. I am a throwback. Last batch of babies born there before they built the current location. 
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@ Choco
Was he a close cousin?
@OTB
What’s so crazy is Im dating someone closer to my age and it’s a damn shame that age really doesn’t have anything to do with it – he can be as immature as the younger ones and they handled some things more mature than he does – but you’re right they are COCKY as heyul and don’t care about age – some of them are too cute to turn away
Reasons Swizz could be cheating already:
We all know Alicia has an acne prollem. But she took it too fuggin far…she prolly had Swizz poppin blackheads on her back. TURN OFF.
I have maced every guy that cheated on me.
I invited them over on the pretense of #makeupsex. Some got it and then got sprayed but most just got sprayed…while naked.
@Hony
I was mos def playing with fire – they are both Puerto Ricans but my ex was out there too much and moved his cousin in with us – so ya know 
@ KDUB
I was asking because you said “won’t” (those greens just won’t right). THE only folk I know that say “won’t” in that sense are people from the Raliegh / Durham area. I have people from around that way. AND some in the Rocky Mount area…they say “won’t” too…
:lolol:
Reasons Swizz could be cheating already:
Speaking of her acne…Swizz got TIYAHD of that makeup shade she is so fond of. Orange. Prolly got that ish all over their good towels and pillowcases and shat.
@ Choco
My days are smiley when men over 35 approach but I typical attract these little boys in high school asking me what grade I’m in? And chit I don’t think I look that teenage young or is it the children that look too old.
some of them are too cute to turn away
@Choc LOL!
They say “won’t” in Miami, New Awhlins, I think in TenneKey too. We spread our ebonics far and wide
or is it the children that look too old.
I’ll take this one, Alex.
LOL!
@ Choco
Damn Puerto Ricans are crazyyy as heck. My oldest son’s father is Puerto Rican and military and a friggin looney always invading my privacy and we haven’t been together since 2002.
@ KDUB
I was asking because you said “won’t” (those greens just won’t right). THE only folk I know that say “won’t” in that sense are people from the Raliegh / Durham area. I have people from around that way. AND some in the Rocky Mount area…they say “won’t” too…
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Well won’t is the wrong contraction huh? Cause it meas will not and not was not. But I DEW admit I am country as all HAIL. My parents from Bama so it is genetic.
Things you will catch KDub saying.
Ill (Is)- “Who dat ill?”
NAT- “Do nat”
Finnta/Fixing- “I am fixing to go XXX”
gwan- “What you gwan do is…”
SATCHO- “Please satcho azz down”
@OTB and Honey
now Im just like been there done that with the youngins and while my relationship was long term with a youngin I don’t want that anymore – the difference I truly see is that some men aren’t as needy as younger ones but even still that is case by case!
Look Imma keep it real I wouldn’t do under 21 back when I was 31
@Hony
That’s why I left both of them someone would’ve ended up dead so I was done!
@ OTB
I thought u lived in Orlando?
I live close to Miami and these boys here are a handful with there 250 check every week thinking it can buy me things and not having me feel bad.
Women like Alicia Keys always make the mistake of believing babies will turn men like Swizz Beatz into family men and make them more responsible and less likely to cheat. That’s called magical thinking and it is characteristic of women with personality disorders.
I say these kids today look old this girl on this topic doesn’t look anywhere close to 23 IMO – I just thank GOD for my good genes cuz I swore she was in her 30’s
Ill (Is)- “Who dat ill?”
NAT- “Do nat”
Finnta/Fixing- “I am fixing to go XXX”
gwan- “What you gwan do is…”
SATCHO- “Please satcho azz down”
have maced every guy that cheated on me.
I invited them over on the pretense of #makeupsex. Some got it and then got sprayed but most just got sprayed…while naked.
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You left out the hard plastic bat. You don’t want a wood or metal bat. Your azz will go to jail for that. But I maced two ex’s and then beat they azz with a plastic bat while they was tryna see.
Y’all really over thinking this.
Alicia is not as weak as you all think.
say these kids today look old this girl on this topic doesn’t look anywhere close to 23 IMO – I just thank GOD for my good genes cuz I swore she was in her 30?s
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I was just not shocked at 23 but I just hope Swizz did not fly her azz in only to discover her “package” was bigger than his!
@Sandra
Your idea on what Alicia was thinking makes no sense since he left Mashonda with a son! Unless she is really really stupid
I live in Gville.
But I maced two ex’s and then beat they azz with a plastic bat while they was tryna see.
Visualization and I used to own one as a child!
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I agree with @Sandra. I have seen it TOO many times. They think their baby is the “special one”. Its sad.
My bd’s new side peice (me and her are semi-friends; small town) txtd me a pic of his new baby with his yt lady. Mind you, I left him because he cheated on me with her.
Plastic bat? I never thought of that one. I just spit venom and tease em with water while they fumble round looking for clothes calling me a b itch.
I need a bat.
I wont even let my bad azz boys have bats. Breaking mah sh it No maam lol
My bd’s new side peice (me and her are semi-friends; small town) txtd me a pic of his new baby with his yt lady. Mind you, I left him because he cheated on me with her.

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He a prejudice fu cka who dont even like yts. Thats why he got a baby from one tryna creep. #karmacomes
Girl my son’s father got that vasectomy – Back then I couldn’t imagine him having a child by another female and tryn to add to my family
#EVIL I was like that child won’t ever see the light of day if you do
People need start talkin on the phone again. stop leaving evidence trails
any word on how these texts became public? Hacked? or she gave them to a blog?
I follow A keys on twitter and she tweeted this a few hours ago.
Haaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!! Some things are just LAUGHABLE!!!!!! Now, Let’s Continue to SHINE!! Everything else is a waste of time!! Sending love!
She’s in denial
I know why I come to Sandra Rose. Y’all are too funny!
The young lady does have some skrawng features, tho…
she’s gonna loose him exactly how she found him…..cheating… point blank period!
Looks like swizzcheap took her to Applebees for 2 for 20$
Haha…that’s what alicia keyes get! Karma can be bitter or sweet depending on what end your’e on when it comes…and we all know alicia is on the bitter end of this one, and somewhere smiling and dancing is mashonda…alicia keyes deserves exactly what she got, and i’m praying this is just the tip of the iceberg for her porky pig looking romp. she lied and cheated and snuck around with toucan sam. I don’t blame him though, i would cheat on her loose fat romp too, with all that acne on her face. Gotta be hard waking up looking at her pocked up face everything. She got what she deserves, and she can say whatever she wants to say on twitter…we all know she’s in heavy denial and that she’s embarrassed and will say anything to pretend this is not happening…yep whatever trick…karma has paid you a visit..LOL!