We interrupt your daily gossip to bring you this important message:
North Korea renewed its threat today to launch nuclear missile attacks against the United States.
A U.S. Navy destroyer is currently tailing a N. Korea ship off the coast of China. The ship is believed to be transporting missiles.
The new U.N. Security Council resolution requires member states to seek permission to stop ships and inspect suspicious cargo. North Korea has let it be known that if their ship is stopped by the U.S. it will consider that action an act of of war.
“If the U.S. imperialists start another war, the army and people of Korea will… wipe out the aggressors on the globe once and for all,” the official Korean Central News Agency said.
Now here’s the good news (sort of): the North Koreans don’t have long range missiles capable of reaching the U.S. So NKorea has announced plans to invade and capture Hawaii on the 4th of July in order to use Hawaii as its base from which to launch attacks against the U.S.
You can see by the map how close Hawaii is to California. As you can imagine, the residents of Hawaii are more than a little worried. Especially since native son Obama seems to be more concerned with kissing the butts of Mideast terrorists than he is about them.
But why would NKorea tells us how they plan to attack us — unless they’re bluffing?
At any rate, the U.S. military is busy moving missile detection systems and personnel to Hawaii in the event that North Korea isn’t bluffing.
Meanwhile, Barack Obama will be grilling hot dogs on the 4th of July with Ahmadinejhad and Diplomats from his terrorist regime.
