Every now and then I get a call from an industry cat asking my advice on why they get no love from certain industry chicks. My #1 response is always, “maybe she’s just not that into you.” But these industry cats think the world revolves around their peens. So the only logical explanation they can think of is the chick must be a lesbian.
Take Angel Lola Luv, aka Lola Monroe, for instance. I must have logged at least half a dozen calls from industry cats asking me if I think she’s a lesbun because they can’t get to first base with her when she’s in town.
Well, it turns out Lola is a lesbun, according to industry gossip — and loyal reader LovelyLady, who knows Lola personally.
LovelyLady says the love of Lola’s life is a chick named Logan who travels everywhere with her. Apparently they’ve known each other since grade school. It’s no coincidence that Logan’s butt also hangs low. LovelyLady says all of Lola’s friends have butt implants.
So there you go.
