Happy birthday to rapper Nelly, who turned 37 on Nov. 2. And even though the milestone occurred nearly 2 weeks ago, Nelly continued the celebration at Vanquish in Atlanta following the Soul Train Awards. Nelly’s guests included T.I., above left, producer Rico Love, center, singer Miguel, Lance Gross and others!
Photos: Wireimage.com
TIP is looking on point!!
Sandra that decatur flavor aint Claudia Jordan?
I hate to see men always grabbin their dyck out in public
TIP cherry chap-stick is whats on point!
Meegell has a very wide tongue
Oh Miguel, put your tongue back in.
oh
pwease!
and Nelly and his bottom Tyrone Biggum lip is NOT whats up
he needs to borrow some of TI’s lip smackers..
Ohhhhhh the memories *shivers*
that is claudia, lawd she don’t never know who anybody is
Nelly is 37?!
(waits for LAKER to run into this post screaming)
in the “purple” pic, who is the sexy dude with the full beard? by beard, I mean facial hair, not the chick.
Um Luscious can you care yo azz back into the otha post, please and thank you
Lawd have mercey I hope Miss Piggy knows that Kermit likes TOADS now!
So much suga in one room
I really dont remember TI’s lips ever being so pank
did that happen in jail? 
(snatches up Lance and leaves y’all the rest)
TI grabbin himself. seriously bro.
West Coast Chick says:
did that happen in jail? 
I really dont remember TI’s lips ever being so pank
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That is exactly what I said when I saw the first club pic of him out of jail. Something looks different
@PHO
You mean Lance Gross? Too late. I already moved him to an undisclosed location.
APB on jermaine dupri. he’s been virtually laying very low ever since his woes of 2010-2011.
That’s Claudia Jordan. I did not know she was as old as she was. She looks good though.
@yso, sweetie, I’ll add a pad lock to that location. u can have lance and idris. my schlung doesn’t wake up for either of them.
there’s a pic of TI’s action figure arm grabbing his crotch.
@YSO I KNEW U LOOOVED ME
FUK ASHANTI 
LOOK AT MY BAYBAY AT MY HUSSBAND LOOKN ALL SESY AND SUCKABLE AND AWW LAWWD :hunch:
Decatur Flavor #1 inthe snakeskin-ish dress… just
IM GOING TO NEED T.I TO STOP SHOPING AT CHILDRENS PLACE

@HIS LEAVE MY HUSSSBAND ALONE THEM LIPS IS SOO DAM SESY AND SUCKABLE LEAVE HIM LONE!!
@ Nikke she looks sort of ashy
West Coast said did TI’s lips get pank in the pokey

Lance
Everyone else…nevermind, I’ll try to be nice.
Is TI holding his dyck in one pic. Do grown MEN still do that stupid chit.
Lance gross is so damn fukkable its cray.
Miguela is to damn much for me but two snaps and a cursive Z
@Point JD aka the W.O. is taking his milk crate for him to stand on…and supposed to be spinning some records at Primal for Nelly’s ova OVA party tonight I think. Sure Sandy will have us some pics come Monday…
I get the alerts to my yahoo
@PHO
I don’t want Idris either.
But what’s wrong with Lance? 
(not sure I really want to know)
@hershey.. that nail paint job… yes she is ashy and I want nobody else to come to the club with a suitcase on their arm (and a cheap one at that) why is she standing there looking like she got all the way dressed for about $48.56? Just all kinds of wrong…. The Decatur Flavors should be named as actual flavors and that one looks like Government Cheese.
LAWD!! I sholl would let Nelly fine azz throw me around a lil bit
#teamconsensualrape
Choco where you at!!
Hershey
I just sent you my recipes
@Laker, well please suck the ASH right off that bottom lip for me bew
i hate 2 see a man out n about with dry ashy ass lips
Nikkeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Hey HIS!

*whispers* lance plays for the other team
#thatwhat”they”say
*protects myself from Yso*
I will have all TYPES of bad azz kids for Lance Gross, I SWEAR I will!
Brown I hate that nut grabbin too.
Oh and spitting outside. That ish grosses me out :barf:
AndThenIHitMyDougie says:
I will have all TYPES of bad azz kids for Lance Gross, I SWEAR I will!
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Fraternal Twins
Identical Twins
Triplets
Quadruplets
Quintuplets
Sextuplets
Septuplets
Octoplets
Nintuplets (made that one up)
A dozen eggs.
Some baby chickens
A couple of puppies
A few cats
A bunch of rabbits
Some guinea pigs
And a bear
Just wanna fukk him. That’s all.
dougie all u have to do is go out during howard’s homecoming and u will see him
@YALL
Really? Meh. Doesn’t make him any less fine to me.
@Yall
I will FUGGIN CUT YOU if you every say some blashphemous sh*t like that again! YEAH, he plays for the other team- the SASO/DOUGIE team!
Back up off my man, muhfukka!
@Candi
SHIDDDDDDD!! Why you just telling me now?! Wasn’t there homecoming like a month ago?! Candi- are you telling me I missed my chance (this year) to be a super dirty, filthy, nasty, whorish cum bucket slut for the beautiful adonis that is Lance Gross?!
@point I just recently saw JD when he was in dallas he was on his global 14 tour.. It was nice and I got a chance to meet him in person!
Dougie has NO fukkin type of sense
Right chere bew
AndThenIHitMyDougie says:
@Candi
SHIDDDDDDD!! Why you just telling me now?! Wasn’t there homecoming like a month ago?! Candi- are you telling me I missed my chance (this year) to be a super dirty, filthy, nasty, whorish cum bucket slut for the beautiful adonis that is Lance Gross?!
WWWHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY??????????!!!!!!!!!!!
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Just Nasty McNasty…..
*daydreams*
I bet he has one of those super dark penises where it’s a mauve color around the head….
*licks lips*
Am I the only one to notice Miguel looks like a lotus flower bomb
Choco aka Hippie says:
@ IHEART
Right chere bew Nelly is all YOURS
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I was just talking bout the #consensualrape part,
*daydreams*
I bet he has one of those super dark penises where it’s a mauve color around the head….
*licks lips*
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Really SASO!?!
IGO
I was wonderin where you were
I bet he has one of those super dark penises where it’s a mauve color around the head….
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*DEF* @Rang around the rose colored tip.
They say he’s TP fave
#iusedtowannafukhimtoocuzheissoooosexybutnotanymore
Ever since I heard that I pick up on diff things from him.
Yall can have him
AndThenIHitMyDougie says:
*daydreams*
I bet he has one of those super dark penises where it’s a mauve color around the head….
*licks lips*
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LALALALALALALALALALALALA
Im not listening….. LALALALALALALALALALA
WTF…. oh why the hell did I show up at Loose Labia hour.
OHoney says:
West Coast Chick says:
I really dont remember TI’s lips ever being so pank did that happen in jail?
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That is exactly what I said when I saw the first club pic of him out of jail. Something looks different
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I hope he writes a song about it cuz inquiring minds would love to know….
Is Miguel going for the scruffy face look so he looks more like a female with testerone problems instead of a real pretty woman?
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:
IGO
I was wonderin where you were
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I had to take a break… I was in that Treach Post when all Hell broke loose.
f u k h i m t o o
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*reminisces of my rosey peen shot*
Lance Gross
@IGo
whats shakin? lol
@ Igo, Straight fuggin
at loose labia hour 
is that the only one u have?
*flips thru fandice’s collection*
*goes to sit in the innocent corner…with the pics*
WCC (for you)
A woman is in bed with her lover who happens to be her husband’s best friend. They make love for hours, and afterwards, while they’re just laying there, the phone rings. Since it is the woman’s house, she picks up the receiver. Her lover looks at her and listens, only hearing her side of the conversation …
(She is speaking in a cheery voice) “Hello? Oh, hi. I’m so glad that you called. Really? That’s wonderful. I am so happy for you. That sounds terrific. Great! Thanks. Okay. Bye.”
She hangs up the telephone, and her lover asks, “Who was that?”
“Oh,” she replies,” that was my husband telling me all about the wonderful time he’s having with you on his fishing trip.”
Well, I got two of them a couple weeks ago, but same peen, same day
*fans self* Whewwww
*gives IGO a wedgie*
Sup
Canday im soooo bored! let’s play girl talk, yes?
i’m not judging
i’ve never received one (since 2011)
HIS
ok then we can play mall madness
*goes to look for my snuggie one piece*
His_Mommy623 says:
@IGo
whats shakin? lol
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Oh I spoke to you earlier… I notice you put another pic up and had your Bo Bos all out… whats going on.
@Yall/Nikki/Kdub/Candi
Ya’ll know what I’m talking about! Stop acting like ya’ll don’t love how that looks as well! I love a penis with a “rose” tip, I get lubricated off of just seeing it. <—– LOVES CUTE PENISES.
Yall still crazy says:
*gives IGO a wedgie*
Sup
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You theres laws against grabbing people underwear now…but Ill let you make it. Whats up.
Wait…if we are sending dik pics, somebody BETTER hit my inbox! No fair- I shared with ya’ll earlier this year….ESPECIALLY CANDI! *side eye*
twin, it’s the best too!
I have never ever asked somebody for one, till last month, and when he obliged, Lawd have mercy.
*whispers* Imma see that in person in a couple wks YO :2dance:
NO ONE shared shat with me! i hate ya’ll bishes I swear i do…
@IGo, my bewbs are my homies, sometimes I let em live
i don’t recall receiving any such pics
*goes thru my archives frantically*
*holds phone to chest (like my life depends on it)* I ain’t sharing
Douglas, lubrication is occuring ratt now!
Oh the thought of it……. *hangs head*
YALL
does it pop up when he calls ?????
Logs back in did someone mention pictures
at errbody
IONO how to save a pic from a text and assign it to a caller
*cues* Mission Impossible music
#goodlookingoutbrown
#imonit
@IGo, my bewbs are my homies, sometimes I let em live
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Well here’s to letting them live
Luscious ur special
Hola and Good morning/afternoon Beautiful people
I WANT DIKC PICS TOO DAMMIT
Creamy Dougies got it started
HIS
I know
iheart, I was drunk when I requested it and I got it! #justaskwhiledrunk
Igo, youaint’ fighting us no more
@Dougie What we looking at, #Imamess, But
or ask while sober and they’ll still do it
(so i’ve heard)
@Candi
LIES!!!
You got that pic I sent…you and Kingston and His and Choco and a few others were on that email…and Choco sent onut one too!
Somebody better send me a dik pic RIGHT NA!!!
please…. *puss in boots sad face*
Di.ck pictures makes me
long time lurker
@Creamy
We tryna look at some dik pics. What you got onour 40, homie?
@Candi/Yall
I asked last year for all of my male twitter followers to DM me dik pics without any faces or identifying marks just cause I wanted to see who would do it. Got DOZENS of pics…most from dudes I ACTUALLY knew in reallife too. HILARIOUS!
*comin outta lurk mode* What bish in here talkin ’bout lance??
*looks thru my hotmail* what month was this?
ion have none to send, i’ve never received any (since 2011), if anything (if i weren’t abstaining) it would have just been in person views
@JMO
*whispers* “Yall said Lance is a batty bwoy.”
(And she won’t share her rose-tipped penis pics..)
FINISH HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@Dougie, oh u right! i memba that peen..
*opens up my gmail cause I KNOW btchs better forward*
hey HONY!
one of my twitter pals sent me a pic she received in a DM, can u forward on twitter? it was a beaut
@Candi
*eating banana*
“I don’ like that sh*t. Might have a to drop a dime on ya’ll niggas.”
*puts it on to do list*
& I’m like an addict, because I WANT MORE
@Candi
YES YOU CAN FORWARD!! (or save it to your phone/computer and then forward via email.)
How long befoer I should check my inbox? *runs excitedly to email*
AndThenIHitMyDougie says:
@Candi
*eating banana*
“I don’ like that sh*t. Might have a to drop a dime on ya’ll niggas.”
Jmo *raises hand*
I’m just the messenger
Yall lying if yall say yall never heard the rumors
Yall really believed him and Eva the diva were for real
(peeks in)
I see.
(ducks back out)
Nelly Picture,
is that the pic we talking about
@Candi, WE will let u know if its a beaut or not
i hate meetings and conference calls. what? please put me down as attendee only; not facilitating schit. #urnumbersjustneedtoaddup by the time they get to me. that is all.
Douglas, you are nuts yo!
And how are they just gonna do it too
Too Funny!!!!
i’m trying
STILL NO DIKC PICS IN MY INBOX
DO I NEED TO COME IN HERE AND
YOU BISHES BEFORE I GET SOME PEEN PICS
CHOKOLATEGYRL83 @ GMAIL
dougie gimme ur email again
*notices that I wasnt on Dougie’s list when that pics was sent out*
Y’all :trip: *takes cellphone and runs while searching for the di.ck pic*
and hi btw
@candi, do u enjoy the shape of bananas more, or cucumbers?
@Yall & Creamy
Waht is ya’ll emails?
@Candi
I just emailed you to your 1982 one at gmail.
Anybody want the black friday list????
*except Dougie*
cc me on those peen pics: pointhimout on yahoo, please and thank you.
AndThenIHitMyDougie says:
@JMO
*whispers* “Yall said Lance is a batty bwoy.”
(And she won’t share her rose-tipped penis pics..)
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<—sitting indian style stuck up like 
SHOLE AIN’T
So funny though, because when I saw the rosey tip I was like "this is what yall have been all charged up about" with these dyck pics.
*still holding phone to chest*
pointhimout says:
@candi, do u enjoy the shape of bananas more, or cucumbers?
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i don’t eat either of these
I wanna see them too
Luscious tits and low btwn the hips
@Brown
I already have you on the list! I have already’s email on there that I have who is in here on the list.
(Copy my azz on that black friday list, please. Thanks!)
Good people, my good (best actually) girl friend always borrows my chit w/o returning it…I like, literally have to ask for my chit back…i didnt ask your ass to borrow it tho.. but I’m to blame the most. I need to learn to say no. Plain and simple.
Anywho I txtd the bi tch:Hey can you find that Black Satin MTTM Romper that you wore to the Trina concert last year in Ocala? And my spikey necklace too? You wore that to Jville in Aug?
This bi tch responds: what black satin romper?
Somebody please send me an appropriate response. I really wanna reply “keep it all” and delete her number, but thats a little immature right?
Hey Hony
Sorry that was
of dicks.
Douglas, I’ll hit you, just reply back
Twin, I want some,for comparision purposes only
BTW, I sent you that recipe this morning that somebody posted for you.
#notinnophuckingclique
Brown, I do
*tisk tisk* Yall ….
snatches back my garretts popcorn
I remember someone was supposed to email me peen pics … Selfish azzes
Igo, youaint’ fighting us no more
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oh nah…it aint over. Anytime I think any one of you need your throat grab ill do it.
“I bet he has one of those super dark penises where it’s a mauve color around the head….”
I love a pretty head on a di.ck and I do rather a bigger slit on the head- the cum slowly rolls to bottom of head instead of sitting at the top with a small slit.
*corrals Honycoatd like a cowboy does a horse*
Gimme my ish back
This bi tch responds: what black satin romper?
My Russian gf borrowed my coach clogs and a cute jean outfit that bish was ducking me I told that bish I will be at your job at so and so time my chit better be there – I got to her job and she was gone but the receptionist gave me chit 
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@OTB
I don’t share well so I wouldn’t know what to text her back other than “I WANT MY SHT ASAP!”
I love a pretty head on a di.ck and I do rather a bigger slit on the head- the cum slowly rolls to bottom of head instead of sitting at the top with a small slit.
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DIT and TO
for some reason it’s not letting me save the pic to my phone
DOUGIE PLEASE SEE IF THE LINK IN MY EMAIL WORKS AND THEN SPREAD THE WEALTH
i’m not on the underground so i don’t know nobody’s email
aww hell just go to theblackfriday dot com
Jmo, you should try KERNEL FABIANS GOURMET POPCORN, they give Garretts a run for their money. They have coupons too (garrett’s never does that).
I highly recommend them
I hate that I love OTB so much… :wails:
@ “I’m sorry, that was off topic of diks.”
I give up on her today!
@JMO
check your email.
Honycoatd says:
I love a pretty head on a di.ck and I do rather a bigger slit on the head- the cum slowly rolls to bottom of head instead of sitting at the top with a small slit.
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Excuse me yall…and I dont mean to be rude
But WHAT in the ENTIRE FK are yall talking about…. cause this shait here is cray cray.
I think I just tinkled on myself looking at the rose tip di.ck in Y’all phone…. Damn homie it is pretty— Can I keep a hard copy
@OTB
Meet that bish at her house and ask her to pony up your sh*t or get rode like one! (in a non-sexual way though.)
@ OTBness
send her the description of all she wore that night and tell her when and where she took it from… maybe you can jog her memory #helpful
Some people take borrowing way too far
liondashs06 @
.com i expect peen pix in 5 4 3 2 RAT NAH!! 
please a thx
Im working on it though. Im not like that so I just have a hard timne imaginging that ppl forget to give you your chit back. The audacity, i mean!
Aunty…approve my comment
still
because ALL YALL know my fuggin email and i can prove it! *side eye on that Douglas*
Fayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!
@Luscious, CC me on the black Friday list please and thank you :hugs:
@OTB…wnt me to mollywhop that bish 4 u?
Today is Friday and I feel like I should be tooted up on some di.ck like I was using some suspicious bathroom and I have to really pee and don’t even want my dress to touch the toilet.
I am so horny
@Candi
I’m trying to see it now..had to restart my damn phone!
my friend at the time took my stuff sometimes without asking, sometimes i had to resteal my shyt back when i went over her house
@Candi
That’s a pic of someone’s leg…a female too! LOL!
And now I done went to thinking about all the other chit! I want it all back now!
And had the nerve to get mad the other night cause I offered her a pair of shoes when we jumped out the whip.
Chit I thought the ones she was wearing were “last resort”…! AND all I said was, “I got some red Sam Edelman sling backs behind the last row…” #helpful
Im too thru.
i’ve tried like 10 times to save it to my phone it won’t let me
all i could do was send the link to where it was online *sigh*
OTB:
You: The black romper. You know that one that “goes like this and that”
, the one that I bought from xyz, that costed xyz. I hope you didn’t lose it somehow.
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Ish costs too much to replace and then yo’ll fall out… :coffee
ION borrow or loan out items
that was the pic after it
lemme try again, it looks like a leg alright
@Paulette
I emailed you like 15 minutes ago!!!
HONY
OutsidetheBox says:
Good people, my good (best actually) girl friend always borrows my chit w/o returning it…I like, literally have to ask for my chit back…i didnt ask your ass to borrow it tho.. but I’m to blame the most. I need to learn to say no. Plain and simple.
Anywho I txtd the bi tch:Hey can you find that Black Satin MTTM Romper that you wore to the Trina concert last year in Ocala? And my spikey necklace too? You wore that to Jville in Aug?
This bi tch responds: what black satin romper?
Somebody please send me an appropriate response. I really wanna reply “keep it all” and delete her number, but thats a little immature right?
******
Take her azz to Judge Mathis. Front that bytch on national TV. I betcha she’ll never borrow a muthafuggin dollar from nobody let alone a outfit.
the Decatur Flavor in the grey looks like Wesley Snipes in TOO WONG FU!!
405
theblackfriday dot com
I think I forgot your email
wait, dougie can u click the back button on the pics? cause it was either before or after that ugly shoe pic
Your girl is not up on her game
Instead of her wearing all your chit she needs her own style #helpful
@Dougie, oh! i should probably head over 2 Gmail eh?
@OTB
I get it I found it strange I had to keep calling her and asking for MY chit back that bish stalled for 3 months straight fuk it bish I be at yo job!
realk0007@
*chokes honycoatd* *wipes hands*
The Chicago Way
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Hey His, I just got that e-mail
#bragging
Gracias Douglas
Dougie
i wont comment on the burned up foot in background but what a nice 2-toned pants pickle
@His_only
Like I tight up on the leg of the table and slurp your chicken noodle soup :embarrass:
@His
Yes. You. Should!
@Candi
i’ma try it now..and yes, those shoes were ug-mo.
resteal my shyt back
I can see my clumsy ass doing that! 
Fuggin dead @ his talmbout his burnt up foot
try again dougie
if it don’t work this time iono
i resent an email
@Candi

WHO IS THAT?! AND IS HE SINGLE?!!!!
*faints*
GOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAMMMMMNNNNNNN!!!!
Is this sh*t photoshopped?! Does your homegirl know him? Would she mind sharing?
HIS!!!! wut it dew guhl?
OTB
Dougiee!!
lawd i’m bored AF today
lol@ OTB
You might need a big bag… please do not use plastic!
I want pics too
i remember that pic dougie sent, i liked the gradation of color on his *ahem* member
“…two toned pants pickle…”
It’s official. As of the day, this moment, I have heard it all.
i don’t know who he is but i
him 
@hony hey
how u been mami?
@candi is this a peen pic?
Damn I wanna see the color the rainbow with the gold pot at the end di.ck
I like the pic dougie sent
That was shole was a purty peen! Waiting on more 
I tell y’all we have been friends for a long time (20+ yrs) but I think we are going in different directions faster than ever now.
*heads back to Gmail*
I know sum’n better be in durr
Ysoooooooooooooooooo fugg u been?
Beachy babes
How are you feeling today mami?
@hony im good just ate some thanksgiving food and im full
how are u baby? how is everything going with ur madre and kids?
That nigga memba was so large…and the nicest most welcoming shade of rose tone at the tip but it literally was too big. I never answered his chat again.
And I’m a fight iHeart for demanding her own set of peen pics with Miss J as her Gravi. It’s just too much.
<—What some of y'all are saying after opening your inboxes.
@ OTB
Life is a stepping stone so keep it moving if you have to. And make sure you don’t trip too while you vogue off up-stepping the last step.
@Candi
*Gucci Mane voice* “I think I love him.”
Candi- ask your gfriend is he is willing to have a train ran on him? I’m soooo……
*heads to car for “special break”*
*faints* somebody wipe this drool and other secretions up please..
hawt dayummmm….and its a tad curved
ima need him 2 leave a lil hair next time…ion like bald toddler dack
@HIS
Being not sht in the black magic post.
HIS the fugg is ur email address, i’m on my phone i don’t remember nobody’s by heart
SOMEBODY SEND ME THE PURRTY PEEN PIC PLEASE AND GRACIAS
@OTB
What’s your email?
@Creamy
I asked you for your email 15 mins ago to have your inbox “blessed.”
nevermind, looks like u saw it
@His- which one are you talking about? The one I sent or the one I sent from Candi?
@OutsidtheBox:
Wow we sound alike what’s your sign
I fell out with a friend that I’ve had for 20+years ova that same stupid chit. I mean I knew I had outgrown her but once she starting borrowing chit and not returning it I was like done and done. The final blowout came after I had been asking her about a outfit for fukkin ever, she always claimed she never borrowed it. She went out one night with her sisters and I went out with my dude. Why the fukk did we bump into each and this bytch is wearing the outfit. Baby I had been drinking some Hennesey (not a brown drinker). I beat the brakes off that bytch. I left that club missing a shoe and a friend.
Madree I am distancing from her- I can’t deal with her drama and out right disrespect of me and my pocket. Kiddies are great- can’t wait to go shopping for my soon to be 5 yr old baby girl birthday in 2 weeks
make sure you don’t trip too while you vogue off up-stepping the last step
TIP and Nelly must be close like brothers or something. Oh yeah i want me a decatur flavor, butter pecan, chocolate delux with that savory pink.
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Duplicate comment detected; it looks as though you’ve already said that!
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and i want to say it agin (sandymae) hump?
hates YSO
@Sass sweetbabydeadsquirrel @
I can’t stop staring at the pic Candi sent…..
It’s just….
Beautiful.
@Dougie, the one candi sent u, hes a tad bald for me but other than that nigga is delish looking
@Yso, whats gawn on over there?
Well fukk y’all hot piping rose resembling di.ck bishes for not sending them to me
@hony thats good mama protect and put u first
awww what does the baby want for the bday my son is wanting a nintendo ds for christmas im thinking about 
OTB why a deadsquirrel tho? did you run over a bish and tried to pay last respects?
@OTB
You got mail!
what she said (HONYCOATD)
Well hot dayum @ the curved peen
Oh and when I was alive I was a Cancer.
8walks back to grave*
….
@Paulette
I don’t like bald peens either….but for him….
I’ll make an exception.
@Hony
What’s your email?
its spreading like wildfire thanks to dougie
Mami she wants everything and I told her she needs to give the list to her papi because he has the dollar signs and I only got the pennies.
Lies.
WELL FUK YALL TOO FOR NOT SENDING ME THE DANG PEEN PIC!! HMMPH!!
OTB why a deadsquirrel tho? did you run over a bish and tried to pay last respects?
here2teaznplzu@hot
@OutsidetheBox
I knew it. So am I. Can spot a cancer a mile away.
@Candi
That sh*t is just marvelous…….
I think I’ve found a reason I’d cheat! *looks at pic sideways again*
Did your friend dump him? Did she screw him 1st? Is his stroke right?
LAWD! I wanna give him the business like I’m finna get my chain snatched!
its spreading like wildfire thanks to dougie
And with all the campaigning they doing trying to get these kids not to send nakkid pics, you would think….
This crew obviously missed all the PSAs
@Laker
Check your email! I sent it a while ago!
Ya’ll chicks aint checking ya’ll emails for nothing!
CANCER IN THE HOUSE
I beat the brakes off that bytch. I left that club missing a shoe and a friend.
Brown Liqour is no one’s friend
__________________________
(looks @ CD’s Gravi and points)
Go. Just go.
umm CHOCOLATE what in the Coolio has Cancer hell is gawn on in that gravi?
If I dont get a picture, Ima Push all yall into the HELL (After I check with Redeemed777)
I’m have to check that last one from home yo! “Internet can not display the webpage”
i cannot live my life with OTBs fukkin email name smh
@His
You let Coolio be great nah ya hear me.
Say word??
Hell yeah, I knew I loved you long time even when you had an anon gravi 
My Cancer ass bout to shut down on her. I like the term “outgrown” I am not kidding thats exactly how I feel!
Who dont strap their kids into the vehicl no more..? Im too evolved for that chit.
That dude in my email made me
I want to take it but I cant.
This must be how addicts feel.
@Creamy
What. Is. Your. Email. Address?!
umm u don’t want to open that webpage up on ur work computer
@Yso
He still rocking that Gangsta Paradise
@SASSSY
:blow: LAAAWD THATS PURRTY
I LOOVE A PINK TIP!! OH AND I WAS CHEKING MY GMAIL NOT MY YAHOO 
Brown Liqour is no one’s friend
i’m so going to try and save it on my home computer since i couldn’t do it from my phone #thethirst
@OTB
when I saw that pic! I want one too, dammit!!!!!
I thought I was the only one
Candi’s friend is an evil lucky bish!! I hate her for it! UGhhh!!!
Coolio has Cancer hell
i would lose my innocence for that one u hear me?!
@Candi
I’ve been trying to save it to my phone for the last 20 mins but the sh*t won’t download! I’m RUSHING home to save that sh*t on my memory card!
That’s the kind of penis they write BOOKS about! Long ones! *daydreams*
@Dougie realk0007@
O.k i wont push you but the rest’of going down 
“Who dont strap their kids into the vehicl no more..? Im too evolved for that chit.”
what in da “mama dont want u alive no more” kind of shat?!
Outsidethebox says:
Say word?? Hell yeah, I knew I loved you long time even when you had an anon gravi
My Cancer ass bout to shut down on her. I like the term “outgrown” I am not kidding thats exactly how I feel!
Who dont strap their kids into the vehicle no more..? Im too evolved for that chit.
at non gravi. Yeah boo July 14th. Yeah my ex friend was a fukkin mess for sure from her life to her house. I stopped going her house because of weed laying the fukk all around, dishes from weeks ago, clothes piled up to the ceiling (she didnt think nothing was wrong with that because they were clean). Bytch stayed in name brand clothes but didnt have any dresser drawers at home 
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u think getting ‘unsuccessful download’ 20 times in a row is going to stop me from trying?!
*looks up from licking my gmail screen*
ya’ll still tripping on that pic? >_<
hold up :stop: am i looking at the same peen pic?
i dont see the curve 
Ummmm that is an over stuff salami my gosh. His body so small to be carrying that shit around and yes he needs some hair.
Ok I need a quickie a porno— fuk i need something right now.
LADIES. What is the proper amount of time of time that you should allow someone around you to grieve? This chick here came in Monday and emailed everyone saying she had a death in the fam last week and to give her some space and whatnot. Cool. But she’s been glooming up the place the whole week.
now this last one with all the vains popn
looks thick tho!! 
@CD, my brothers raggedy ass girlfriend uses my nephews top bunk for clean clothes…cant ever find shyt so they keep buying him shyt and piling it up there…btch just found a steelers jersey that they bought last year that he only got 2 wear one time.. trifling shat…smh
Mmhmm. The door (mini van) fell open on them once.
He fell out. 
That was her last car; he dont get strapped in this one either tho (mid size car). She just spend the trip yelling at him and his brother, chit the sister too, to “sit the fluck back…if I tell you again…xyz didnt i tell you to ^$*^@*&^$*%!!!”
Damn shame really.
OTB, I had to “break up” with a friend that I’d outgrown.
No meaningful convo
No ambition
Cant get a decent man to save her life
She had to go! So I feel ya!
awesome *hops on ur back* :wave:
watch out, it’s a lil frisky in here right now
uhh so hawnee uhh uhh so hawnee
he luv me long time
I stopped going her house because of weed laying the fukk all around, dishes from weeks ago, clothes piled up to the ceiling (she didnt think nothing was wrong with that because they were clean). Bytch stayed in name brand clothes but didnt have any dresser drawers at home
Twin, I’m IT around this bish
Nah, not really, but I have pushed the button off (months ago) and now the corp office cannot see what we’re doing…
It still isn’t letting me though. The real IT better not be seeing it Hmmmp….
Fay nasty ass!
AWESOME!
*goes back to licking my gmail screen*
weed laying the fukk all around
I can do frisky.
But NOT what’s got you guys frisky.
Smells damp in here, like rains a’comin.
my brothers raggedy ass girlfriend uses my nephews top bunk for clean clothes…
dlsai jfojhvsahfhvh l lisj :rofl
Nastyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
OutsidetheBox says:
because you stay casket sharp outside but come home sitting a couple of inches off the ground, rolling blunts and screaming and yo kids. I mean actually telling her kids to go get lighters and smoking in front of them. Another 
She just spend the trip yelling at him and his brother, chit the sister too, to “sit the fluck back…if I tell you again…xyz didnt i tell you to
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I’m ova here dying because that chit sounds like that fool. I mean that fool has been sleeping on a mattress for at least 10+ years now. She always wanted me to come kick it but the only place I could sit was with her on the floor on her mattress. One day I told her bytch you aint about that life
@SAM
You got to whip out you dck to get some attention from these bishes right now.

Oh, and to answer your question, it depends on the person but I would give myself a week. Then, I’m a cold-hearted hussy sooo…
@Candi

You must have an Android too! Mine done said “Download Unsuccessful” about 7 times and I’m STILL tryna find a way to save it!
@His
I was reading this magazine (Cuttlery Weekly) at the doctor’s office and they had an article I knew you’d love… “99 Places to stab your man that will drive him wild”….
Aww man
i hate the wet smell.
SamYell JacksEm says:
@His I was reading this magazine (Cuttlery Weekly) at the doctor’s office and they had an article I knew you’d love… “99 Places to stab your man that will drive him wild”….
u know me so well bew
Then, I’m a cold-hearted hussy sooo…
@YSo But, I’m fairly sure the death in her fam was her CAT though.
*goes to Google cause this can’t be life*
*wrings out pannies* who nasty up in hea?
*lip quiver* lawd if Snoopy died
i would have to take at least a month off. whyyyyyyy?! *wall slides*
@SAM
A cold, dead pussy is definitely worth mourning over.
@OTB
I’m thinkin she may have “Baby Huey’ed” it to death and that’s why she’s taking it so hard. Folks that have been to her crib say she treated it like a human baby.
@266, uh yeah, she gotta go home. give you some space? you’re at work, sherlock. folks stay trnya find indirect ways of being important.
Girl i just hollered laughing at “wall slide”
Sooooo my friend just said, :that black one I wore to the concert last year?
And then: “I got some other things you can take too…”
Fukk this bish, yo!
thx for the pics. nice, real nice. tatted arm has nice schlung, blk/white sandals – move back, I want to enjoy the earthy thickness, striped box…pretty.
That bytch gone be giving you back chit that aint even in style no more.
@OTB
See. This is why I’m a selfish btch.
DOUGIE
I’ve seen 14 inches on certain sites that I just happen to come across in the past