Michael Jackson’s adopted daughter, Paris Jackson, 13, was a guest on ‘Ellen‘ where she promoted her first acting role and the book that the movie is based on. Paris was a substitute for troubled actress Lindsay Lohan who blew off her scheduled appearance on Ellen today.
During the interview, Paris all but confirmed our suspicions that she was fake crying during her father’s emotional star-studded funeral in 2009.
As it turns out, Paris has been practicing crying on cue since she was a toddler.
Paris told Ellen that she caught the acting bug after watching Jackson act in the Disney full length music video Moonwalker as a kid. “We did improvs together, and I would cry on the spot,” she said. “You could cry on the spot? That’s impressive!” remarked Ellen, who added “Then he didn’t know if you were really crying or if you were acting.” To which Paris replied: “Apparently I was faking it a lot of times.“
Paris also talked about her restrictive childhood when Jackson forced his 3 children to wear masks to protect their identities.
“Do you remember wearing a mask and going this is kind of weird?” Ellen asked Paris, who said, “Yeah, I’m like, ‘This is stupid, why am I wearing a mask?’ But, I, kind of realized the older I got, like he only tried to protect us and he’d explain that to us too.”
Paris revealed the most memorable thing her famous father told her.
“He said, ‘If I die tomorrow, always remember what I told you,'” Paris recalled. “I took his advice and I remembered everything he told me.”
Click to watch the interview HERE.
The Ellen Show featuring Paris Jackson airs on Thursday, Dec. 15.
I prefer when MJ kids were silent
Im sure her whole life has been like a movie
Hey everybody
If her daddy was alive she would not be saying ish and stil wearing mask she need to sit down somewhere .. I miss MJ!
I know MJ is rolling over and moon walking back and forth in his grave!!!! He kept those children out of the public eye for a reason. I do believe they needed some type of normalcy as far as schooling and social interaction with other kids, but this media circus Katherine has subjected to them probably with Joe Jackson in her ear is unacceptable. The mess is going to come back to haunt them..mark my words!
“adopted daughter” why you always gotta do that Sandra?
I’m watching Pop Up Video and they did Pretty Girl Rock…the director wanted one of the homages to be Beyonce instead of TLC and Keri said
Yeah, she and the oldest kid need to sit down. I wanna hear from the nieces and nephews, not these…kids.
uhhh anyway……………:rolleyes:
Meh, I’ve been emotional wihtout actual tears falling but with them in my eyes.
She still loved and loves her father. If she didn’t she would not have admitted she rememebrs everyting he told her, keep posters of him in her room as I’ve heard Katherin Jackson say in interivews, or have him buried with half a of a broken heart necklace where she wears the other half from time to time as was reported by People magazine.
She’s beautiful either way
ION think I want to watch that hearing her talk about her Dad is a little odd
Eazy Does It says:
Im sure her whole life has been like a movie
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So true…
I had plenty of typo’s in that post..but ya’ll catch my drift. I get over emotional in all things Michael related.
SR is messy…You reach so far into the air your arm must pop outta socket every 2 hours…why wouldn’t she cry over the death of her father?
SMH just special…
Rich or poor kids will always find something to complain about. I guess your father trying to protect you was stupid. Not as stupid as you making your feelings on it public.
Considering how the media slaughtered him in life (yet turned around and praised him in death) I can see why MJ kept them out of the spotlight.
Katherine should have followed in MJ’s direction in regards to raising them. Hopefully they dont end up like preacher’s kids that get out into the world and lose their minds
@TPtotalpackage
So do I! It especially burns me when I hear people, especially non-pigmented people, say MJ wanted to be white. Universal vitilago is a real condition where skin bleaching is a medical opition because you are going to loose all your pigmenation anyway.
I cheered when Steve Harvey ripped Bill O’Reilly about his racist comments againt MJ after his death
Did anybody see MJ kids and Katherine in the new people magazine?
She’s 13. I don’t expect her to like wearing masks. What normal human being would?
*WAILS* I miss Michael… them kids could be sea monkeys who walked around in Harris Teeter bags… all hail viva la Michael Jackson. He’s our Elvis………..falls out like 50 white people.
I am not sure how I feel about Wednesday Addams givin out interviews yet. Being so vocal. Let me think about it.
EB says:
Did anybody see MJ kids and Katherine in the new people magazine?
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Yes, she is a pair of white gloves away from being a 4th Sunday Usher.
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LuvMySailor says:
@TPtotalpackage
So do I! It especially burns me when I hear people, especially non-pigmented people, say MJ wanted to be white. Universal vitilago is a real condition where skin bleaching is a medical opition because you are going to loose all your pigmenation anyway.
I cheered when Steve Harvey ripped Bill O’Reilly about his racist comments againt MJ after his death
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Vitilago doesn’t explain his hair, nose, and lips though…
Sandrarose Says: ……During the interview, Paris all but confirmed our suspicions that she was fake crying during her father’s emotional star-studded funeral in 2009.

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That statement is as deliciously wrong as fried twinkies!!!!!
KDub says:
Wednesday Addams givin out interviews yet. __________________________________________________________________
I don’t see anything wrong with what Paris said. Not. A. Thing. Sandra’s always so messy.
But so much for salvaging what’s left of her childhood. Now that the media has gotten their teeth in them kids they are gonna get chewed up and spit out just like MJ.
Morning, afternoon, whatever.
KDub says:
I am not sure how I feel about Wednesday Addams givin out interviews yet.


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Dammit, KDub…
Genia says:
Sandrarose Says: ……During the interview, Paris all but confirmed our suspicions that she was fake crying during her father’s emotional star-studded funeral in 2009.

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That statement is as deliciously wrong as fried twinkies!!!!!
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Damn I have a taste for fried twinkies now that you mentioned it!!
Vitilago doesn’t explain his hair, nose, and lips though…
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I don’t think anything can ever explain that bad BSS wig, that nose that eventually could not be fixed, and those lips that looked like they belonged on a Mr. Potato Head figure.
IJS. Don’t kill me yall but…nevermind.
@ImEb
I saw it and as much as I
K. Jackson she could have smiled. She looked like she was thinking..
“Hurry up and take this damn picture. I’m missing my story’s”.
What yal talmbout??
@iheart that gravi…why o why
Sandra – You ain’t slick “Michael Jackson’s adopted daughter, Paris Jackson”
@iscream
She looked like she was saying “who kids are these?” blanket look like he could give 2 chits and the other son looked like a magician.
I’m worried about these kids, especially Pretty Paris. They’re at the top of the LA KidRoyalty foodchain (does Spielberg have any tweens?) and that’s a very dangerous place to be. Hope they use their powers for good.
@iheart – What’s wrong with you and these gravi’s
you got a endless supply of crazy pics….
Is that you in your gravi, Eazy?
Sigggh……
the things we put in the atmosphere….some jokes or statements are just uncalled for and untactful.
at any rate….
she is a typical teenager they all find things their parents do/did Stupid
Nah Eb as long as those checks keep clearing she won’t ever have those thoughts.
i’m concerned about this lil girl..
the director wanted one of the homages to be Beyonce instead of TLC and Keri said …
KDub says:
I am not sure how I feel about Wednesday Addams givin out interviews yet.
u finna get me fired!!! 
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and the other son looked like a magician
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Which magician Eb? If you come back and say who I think he looked like…I am gonna cry.
Yes, she is a pair of white gloves away from being a 4th Sunday Usher.
WTF.
Mamacita says:
LuvMySailor says:
@TPtotalpackage
So do I! It especially burns me when I hear people, especially non-pigmented people, say MJ wanted to be white. Universal vitilago is a real condition where skin bleaching is a medical opition because you are going to loose all your pigmenation anyway.
I cheered when Steve Harvey ripped Bill O’Reilly about his racist comments againt MJ after his death
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Vitilago doesn’t explain his hair, nose, and lips though…
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After his death, the American Media graciously reminded up how Michael’s hair catching on fire left him bald. I’m figuring the wigs is to hid that.
Also, with vitiligo, tattoing the eyes and lips is common apparently to keep from looking like a corpse. Its calling micropigmentation
The nose…meh his daddy and brothers teasing him messed him up eternally.
@Ky yeah thats me
@THERAPIST
Exactly.
Besides, I thought kids were off limits here at the family-oriented Sandra Rose.
@Eazy – You’s is a sesi bish…
KyCakes says:
@Eazy – You’s is a sesi bish…

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I concur
YSo!! *rubs ur tatt* hey sug! dont let this post get to u bew. i knows how u lubs MJ
@LUV
Thank you.
therapist1911 says:
Sigggh……
the things we put in the atmosphere….some jokes or statements are just uncalled for and untactful.
at any rate….
she is a typical teenager they all find things their parents do/did Stupid
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hey handsome!!!!
Runs and jumps on Therapist!!!!
That’s just the therapist in you scolding us uh?
Heeey YSO & Genia
The Makeup Maven says:
KyCakes says:
@Eazy – You’s is a sesi bish…
<—–really blushing 
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I concur
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FAYLA!! :hugs:
I’s cool, I’s cool. But if any of them crazy folks from them Bey posts come in here, my cool might get lost somewhere.
:crying1: :crying1: :crying1: ……
@MAMA
i’m so glad u got it! keep me posted 
I have small patches of vitiligo.
On my lips, my lower shin.
I imagine if I was in an industry where I was photo’d endlessly I would prolly care about it. But, alas, I dont,
Keep it up Sandra Michael gone come back all Thriller on yo azz. Talking about his “adopted” daughter. The stuff that comes off yo fingertips sometimes is cray cray.
WTF is a fried twinkies????
I DIDN’T watch the video but I DID read some of the Comments Though… This is WHY KIDS shouldn’t be put in Adult Situations and the Entertainment Industry is as ADULT As IT GETS — IMO
These Talk show Hosts SOLE PURPOSE is to make people their interviewing LQQK-n-SOUND Stoopid (That’s Just MY OPINION…)
BETTYBOOP!! :hugs:
(steals your bangs and makes an MJ lacefront out of them)
therapist1911 says:
WTF is a fried twinkies????
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a party in your mouth … at least thats how I felt when I ate one
And I meant to Type they’re interviewing for THE Spelling/Grammer POLICE here at SR
therapist1911 says:
WTF is a fried twinkies????
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Man those shaits are good as hell… a fried snicker is even better.
YSo..sawwy bew, aint no stans cwazy as bey’s stans
#beystansfaylubsyalltho #noshade
YSoSerious says:
@THERAPIST
Exactly.
Besides, I thought kids were off limits here at the family-oriented Sandra Rose.
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Yeah really….
I get it it’s gossip and blah blah blah but for real I never see one positive post created outside of T.i. and Tiny
SIGGGH
thankffully there are other outlets that provide such information
Bust it wide open… den I tell her bring it back
Bust it, bust it wide open… den I tell her bring it back
Bust it, bust it wide open… den I tell her bring it back
Bust it, bust it wide open
Bust it, bust it wide open
Bust it, bust it wide open… den I tell her bring it back
Bust it, bust it wide open… den I tell her bring it back
Bust it, bust it wide open… den I tell her bring it back
My co-worker met a dude through online dating a month ago…they’re moving in together in March and in the meantime she’s trying to get knocked up
ELove says:
And I meant to Type they’re interviewing for THE Spelling/Grammer POLICE here at SR
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ELOVAH LOVAH
NaijaGal says:
My co-worker met a dude through online dating a month ago…they’re moving in together in March and in the meantime she’s trying to get knocked up


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You know, Sandra, it is OFFENSIVE to much of the black community to refer to Michael Jackson as JACKO.
Please cease and desist.
Fried Snickers = Blasphemous
Genia says:
therapist1911 says:
Sigggh……
the things we put in the atmosphere….some jokes or statements are just uncalled for and untactful.
at any rate….
she is a typical teenager they all find things their parents do/did Stupid
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Runs and jumps on Therapist!!!! hey handsome!!!!
That’s just the therapist in you scolding us uh?
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LOL yeah probably so. I’ve had to get on a couple of my teachers/staff on things they say about our children.
*steps down off my soapbox*
Anybody has any fried gummi savers????? lol
@Naija
She got a death warrant on her own life huh
EB says:
I prefer when MJ kids were silent
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As a parent and child star, he knew what he was doing.
Unfortunately, their grandmother, Katherine, is sort of like FLOPPY in that she is not too swift.
On Topic, Sandra you’re good at twisting words
Oh she Black.
Fried Gummi Savers?!
VERO!!
x 7
OFF TOPIC
Why come <—- this is how I think Tasia speaks, did she give her son her last name and not Cooks
I Go There says:
therapist1911 says:
WTF is a fried twinkies????
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Man those shaits are good as hell… a fried snicker is even better.
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Ion get it….how u fry a snickers? lol why i feel like Rose Nyland…..the chocolate with melt….right??? huh and it sounds gross
YSoSerious says:
Fried Snickers = Blasphemous
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YSO those things are good… you gotta try it.
shut the phuck up!!
I wish I was making it up…he’s previously married with a daughter…she’s 35 and he’s 39…he wants a son
therapist1911 says:
Genia says:
therapist1911 says:
Sigggh……
the things we put in the atmosphere….some jokes or statements are just uncalled for and untactful.
at any rate….
she is a typical teenager they all find things their parents do/did Stupid
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Runs and jumps on Therapist!!!! hey handsome!!!!
That’s just the therapist in you scolding us uh?
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LOL yeah probably so. I’ve had to get on a couple of my teachers/staff on things they say about our children.
*steps down off my soapbox*
Anybody has any fried gummi savers????? lol
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Oh so you bein funny?? Try the fried twinkies and fried Oreos and get back to me … You’ll thank me later
Hi Vero… how are you?
shut the phuck up!!
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Thanks cuz I was thinking it
That fried follishness be good y’all. Dont sleep. Pickles, snickers, oreos. yum-yo.
NaijaGal says:
My co-worker met a dude through online dating a month ago…they’re moving in together in March and in the meantime she’s trying to get knocked up
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Oh I remember those days so happy to be in love. Naija tell her good luck and congrats for me. I’m pulling for them
I wish I was making it up…he’s previously married with a daughter…she’s 35 and he’s 39…he wants a son
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Well stupid is as stupid does
HEY EGO!
Don’t you start with ole fanny today Choco
And Americans wonder why we are one of the fattest nations in the world. Everything is not made better by deep frying it. Ugh.
Fried ice cream anyone???
therapist1911 says:
I Go There says:
therapist1911 says:
WTF is a fried twinkies????
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Man those shaits are good as hell… a fried snicker is even better.
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Ion get it….how u fry a snickers? lol why i feel like Rose Nyland…..the chocolate with melt….right??? huh and it sounds gross
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Its a batter you put over it… The batter covers it so it doesnt melt.
ITs good man…
Call me what you want but I refuse to be serious about a man I havent even lived with. What if he smells? What if he is a hoarder? WHAT IF HE CRAZY AS FUKK? What if she dont like his kid… oy vey.
Really.
have you ever heard the term crocodile tears? thats what my mother used to say when i faked cried. she could see right through my act when i turned on the water works to get out of trouble which is what all kids do. but when my FATHER DIED, THOSE TEARS WERE REAL! when my best friend and brother died within weeks those tears were real so how dare you say that child tears were fake bec she like all other kids will turn on the tears to get out of trouble? that does not mean she did not cry for her father. sometimes your statements amaze me to no end
OFF TOPIC

Why come <—- this is how I think Tasia speaks, did she give her son her last name and not Cooks
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Dallas Barrino—I like it very catchy
Awww Ann. We aint being gluttonous with it, right folks.
did she give her son her last name and not Cooks
Tasia say how you know that nigga the daddy.
iheart405 says:
Fried ice cream anyone???
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Mexican Restaurants serve that all day…
<—NOT JUDGING ANYBODY.*
*For the Sensitive Sals & Sallys
YSoSerious says:
And Americans wonder why we are one of the fattest nations in the world. Everything is not made better by deep frying it. Ugh.
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I could stand to gain some weight
… dont be knocking fried snacks 
NaijaGal says:
I wish I was making it up…he’s previously married with a daughter…she’s 35 and he’s 39…he wants a son
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Oooh!
@YSO
a shortage of butter tho
And Germany on the news I’ve heard place maybe wrong but they have a shortage of BUTTER
And I agree I think we AMERICANS eat all types of wrong chat!
OTB!!
Of course you’re not.
Sals & Sallys
Im both. *thumbs thru suspenders all proud and chit*
A deep-fried Twinkie involves freezing the cake, dipping it into batter, and deep-frying it to create a variation on the traditional snack cake. It was described by a The New York Times story in this way: “Something magical occurs when the pastry hits the hot oil. The creamy white vegetable shortening filling liquefies, impregnating the sponge cake with its luscious vanilla flavor… The cake itself softens and warms, nearly melting, contrasting with the crisp, deep-fried crust in a buttery and suave way.
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That ish sound BEAUTIFUL.
Words used:
Magical
liquefies
impregnating
OutsidetheBox says:
That fried follishness be good y’all. Dont sleep. Pickles, snickers, oreos. yum-yo.
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I tried fried pickles for the first time this year at essence festival!! *insert fat girl hum* Sooo good!!
@ Naija – although I think it’s a bad idea what your co-worker is doing, hell, I don’t see it being any different than a bish meeting a dude at the club, she takes him home, he stays the night, she feeds him breakfast while he’s in the bed all dayum day, while her kids are up runnin’round, the nigga leaves, comes back that night to spend the night….THEN NEVER LEAVES!
YSoSerious says:
NOT JUDGING ANYBODY.*
*For the Sensitive Sals & Sallys

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@JMO
Shut yo skinny self up and have a donut. HMPH!
@CHOCO
How the hell can a whole country run short on butter? Where are the cows and goats and sht?
*fat girl hum*
hum?
Im imagining a budda sized chick with a budda stance in front of a little snack cake budda worship stand… ohm ohm ohm nom nom nom :rofl
The Makeup Maven says:
NaijaGal says:
I wish I was making it up…he’s previously married with a daughter…she’s 35 and he’s 39…he wants a son
*embracing my independence*
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Oooh!
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Yeah. I can’t fathom starting over at that age….
My Son will be 18 when I’m 38.
mizzdallas says:
If her daddy was alive she would not be saying ish and stil wearing mask she need to sit down somewhere .. I miss MJ!
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Yep! Being an over talkative attention whore is in! MJ knew what that was about (LaToya) and what it could all lead to (Jermaine).
<<<<< Has never had a fried candy bar,ice cream or a pickle
And never plans to either 
uhhh…I doubt she was fake crying at her fathers funeral.
@YSO
I dont know the chit I hear on the news don’t even baffle me anymore Im just like :WTF: who is hoarding butter
@Yso, I see the judgement in your font
@Tatted and those females get the same side eye…the worst part to me is purposely bringing a child into the situation but I guess…I don’t know what it’s like to be that desperate so
Does anyone freeze Little Debbie Swiss Rolls? I dont eben eat that chit but let me get a frozen one
White dude put me up on that. I think that was the first cracka I gave head to. Tell me it aint love.
*insert fat girl hum*
Fcking
at this.
Havn’t had a frind twinkie but I had a warm fried Orio with powdered sugar on top—-tongue had a orgasm.
I love Micheal and all, but with all due respect, that man wanted to be white. I understand that it was possible the man had Vitiligo or what have you, but please explain his several nose jobs, his obvious preference for white women and his kids. Just my thoughts and opinions.
JMO says:
YSoSerious says:
And Americans wonder why we are one of the fattest nations in the world. Everything is not made better by deep frying it. Ugh.
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I could stand to gain some weight … dont be knocking fried snacks
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Tell em JMO
I dont eat it all the time but Im not gonna turn it down either.
@ Iheart – Is you “buss it baby” stickin’ up the middle fanga?!
who is hoarding butter
Did they check Paula Deen’s passport? Oprah?
Chit, me!
I fukkin love butter. JM. Ion eben care.
YSoSerious says:
@JMO
Shut yo skinny self up and have a donut. HMPH!
@CHOCO
How the hell can a whole country run short on butter? Where are the cows and goats and sht?
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Pork is their main meat source. Beef and all that chit is super expensive so it’s not surprising
I just got through fukking with my nosey nappy head co worker bytch always being slick trying to listen to my calls and seeing what I’m doing on my computer. Everytime I get off the phone why 10 minutes later do this trick pony bring up the conversation I was on the phone talking about. So I called my voicemail acting like I walking to my dude and was like “Hey bae I’m so fukkin horny when I get off work I’m going to come home and suck the black off yo dick and that cocaine and heroin that you want me to sell I’m sell all that chit tonight. Just make sure you give me that 9mm so if a nicca step to me I can handle my business. Why I hung up waited like 2 minutes and then went over and asked her do you want to go get something for lunch she couldnt even say anything all she did was this —–
#BOOYAH BYTCH
iheart405 says:
<<<<< Has never had a fried candy bar,ice cream or a pickle
And never plans to either 
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Good … save the rest for us
@Tatted,
@ Naija – I don’t either…..so I won’t go there!
I Go There says:
JMO says:
YSoSerious says:
And Americans wonder why we are one of the fattest nations in the world. Everything is not made better by deep frying it. Ugh.
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I could stand to gain some weight … dont be knocking fried snacks
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Tell em JMO
I dont eat it all the time but Im not gonna turn it down either.
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@i
, usa a lie.
you cant tell me that fat fukka in your gravi dont eat everything fried. 
Even the water fried round her/him/shim way. The clothes damn sho fried.
Vitilago doesn’t explain his hair, nose, and lips though…
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I don’t think anything can ever explain that bad BSS wig, that nose that eventually could not be fixed, and those lips that looked like they belonged on a Mr. Potato Head figure.
IJS. Don’t kill me yall but…nevermind.
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OutsidetheBox says:
Does anyone freeze Little Debbie Swiss Rolls? I dont eben eat that chit but let me get a frozen one
White dude put me up on that. I think that was the first cracka I gave head to. Tell me it aint love.
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JMO says:
iheart405 says:
<<<<< Has never had a fried candy bar,ice cream or a pickle And never plans to either
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Good … save the rest for us
I'm a big guhl already so I don't need no extra fried nothing 
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@ Iheart – then yo’s buss it baby is a bad bish…..
@CD
I don’t know if I feel more sorry for you or the people you work with.
List of folks who might have butter at their house on overstock status and can afford to loan some out:
Emeril Lagasse.
Paula Deen.
Oprah Winfrey.
Kirstie Alley.
Rick Ross.
OH-NO BlackGirls Cinco threw on the set of his new show…
cause there were to many black girls . How does a man with undenielbly black children, (daughters) have such an open distain for black women???
@ YSO – EXAAAACTLY (about CD)
SweetP1984 says:
I love Micheal and all, but with all due respect, that man wanted to be white. I understand that it was possible the man had Vitiligo or what have you, but please explain his several nose jobs, his obvious preference for white women and his kids. Just my thoughts and opinions.
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I did a little explanation in a previous post. As far as his preference of White woman, I know plenty of Black males married to White females who are still proudly Black
As far as the kids, IDK. I’m only going by what i’ve heard MJ say on radio interviews. He’s always supported black music and even got upset at Sony for not supporting black artists.
In an interview he stated Blanket’s mother was Black. The two oldest kids, espeically Paris, look like Debbie. Blanket reminds me of him
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did this bytch say fried water?
OutsidetheBox says:
you go!
White dude put me up on that. I think that was the first cracka I gave head to. Tell me it aint love
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@Tatted
And THAT Gravi You had up Yesterday was Ripe-n-Right Thickness (LUV The Profile…)
Heeyyy BABY
@Vero

You’re TAKING The Voluptuousness to Another-LEVEL Baby… We’re YOUR Darlings Exposed during That Pic Though
@Yso & Tatted
The look on her face will be foreva etched in my mind.
I just got through calling my voicemail listening to myself Yso I feel bad for them because I am a certifiable fukkin nut ya hear me

Ppl kill me that.
Whicha you Black bishes was checking for MJ when he was alive and hanging babies over the balcony and chit?
Not’a’one!
*woe is me font* Now we all oh he didnt even like Black women. I think we stopped liking him first. GTFOH. That chit is way
. Now back to the real topic snacks..ugh. 
@OTB
Paula has totally turned me off her and ROBUST azz Paul Bunyan husband all two fat azz pigs in one lil blanket I can’t do her
@OTB, The fat fukka in tha diaper in my gravi ain’t me
iheart405 says:
JMO says:
iheart405 says:
<<<<< Has never had a fried candy bar,ice cream or a pickle And never plans to either
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Good … save the rest for us
I'm a big guhl already so I don't need no extra fried nothing 
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So umm *big gulp* … thats you in your gravi
… well, the walls behind you look nice 
SweetP1984 says:
I love Micheal and all, but with all due respect, that man wanted to be white. I understand that it was possible the man had Vitiligo or what have you, but please explain his several nose jobs, his obvious preference for white women and his kids. Just my thoughts and opinions.
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I did a little explanation in a previous post. As far as his preference of White woman, I know plenty of Black males married to White females who are still proudly Black
As far as the kids, IDK. I’m only going by what i’ve heard MJ say on radio interviews. He’s always supported black music and even got upset at Sony for not supporting black artists.
In an interview he stated Blanket’s mother was Black. The two oldest kids, espeically Paris, look like Debbie. Blanket reminds me of him
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Thanks! I’m sorry, but that doesn’t even come close to convincing me.
In that case, I’m guessing Sammy Sosa and Vybz Kartel get a pass for their skin bleaching as well.
@ ELove – Why thank you sweetie. You never ceases to amaze me w/you compliments.

@Genia that’s a question you’d have to ask a lot of black man including his homeboy TO
Yso I feel bad for them because I am a certifiable fukkin nut ya hear me
@ CD – I just would’ve
to see her fuggin’ face! 

I just got to read it and I was dying, ya heard me?!
“Black” Michael with the fro and original nose was a cutie pie to me…I would have dropped the panties for that Michael
Tell me it dont look like he got “fried” stock though.
ROFL!
@iHEART
I didn’t know about the pork thing. Thanks for being informative and sht.
KDub says:
List of folks who might have butter at their house on overstock status and can afford to loan some out:
Emeril Lagasse.
Paula Deen.
Oprah Winfrey.
Kirstie Alley.
Rick Ross.
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Have you seen Emeril lately??
… Dude looks like he ate EVERYTHING he ever made after he said BAM!
NaijaGal says:
“Black” Michael with the fro and original nose was a cutie pie to me…I would have dropped the panties for that Michael

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YUP – especially on that “Off the Wall” Album cover….of course, this was before I discover puss!
Michael after his abusove childhood and teen yrs settled in is gonna be a
So umm *big gulp* … thats you in your gravi … well, the walls behind you look nice
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See thats that Bull right there…
Did she say diaper tho?
“Black” Michael with the fro and original nose was a cutie pie to me…I would have dropped the panties for that Michael
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Yes maam!
JMO says:
KDub says:
List of folks who might have butter at their house on overstock status and can afford to loan some out:
Emeril Lagasse.
Paula Deen.
Oprah Winfrey.
Kirstie Alley.
Rick Ross.
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Have you seen Emeril lately??
… Dude looks like he ate EVERYTHING he ever made after he said BAM!
DON’T MAKE ME HATE’CHU TODAY JMO!
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Yeah Emeril a big’un. I seen him on GMA and Robin was side eyeing the hell outta his plump ass.
She was eating it tho.
Mike DID like black women.
Diana.
Stephanie Mills.
And that is all I got.
Did she say diaper tho?
Chit was neva the same after Micheal got rid of his original bell pepper nose.
I believe his soul was in his nose.
JMO says:
iheart405 says:
JMO says:
iheart405 says:
<<<<< Has never had a fried candy bar,ice cream or a pickle And never plans to either
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Good … save the rest for us
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I'm a big guhl already so I don't need no extra fried nothing
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So umm *big gulp* … thats you in your gravi … well, the walls behind you look nice
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Hell nawl that aint me guh
I said I'm a big GIRL not a big shim
But those walls and that mirror are very nice 
OFFTOPIC
My one sis emails me and my other sister and says ION if Im getting a gift but I want a gift card this year cuz my other sis gave us weirds gifts last years and she was like Im going to regift to one of my other sisters and I was like pass me on that cuz I thought I was the only one getting strange gifts – so Im like already got your gift but go ahead and give me a gift card this bish says okay from Dennys or BigLots??? Im like its all good cuz I got yours from Dollar Store and Walgreens yeast prevention cream and condoms
NaijaGal says:
“Black” Michael with the fro and original nose was a cutie pie to me…I would have dropped the panties for that Michael
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OutsidetheBox says:
Yeah Emeril a big’un. I seen him on GMA and Robin was side eyeing the hell outta his plump ass.
She was eating it tho.


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Ever notice on the Today Show how they us’ta have Al’s fat azz always host the food segment…like that nigga wasn’t strugglin’ w/his weight…and they got him taste testing chit. We all know big muhfuggas (me) NEVER taste test anything….we eats that chit whole!
He don’t host those segments anymore…THAT MUHFUGGA CHECK THAT CHIT @ THE DOOR!
man i used to look lovingly at that thriller album cover, even during bad i thought he was cute. then when he started with them horrible lace fronts and his nose disappeared i had to let the dream go
Damn KDubb that list stingy ass hail…
start counting his sisters…leave Latoya out tho. We said BLACK women. And I dont care what you say, Jermaine is not a sister even though he owns the most hair products.
Oh, and of course, Beyonce. *cluthces pearls* MJ loved Beyonce. I know that hurts yall grinchy sized hearts.
chocolate divalicious aka CD says:
Chit was neva the same after Micheal got rid of his original bell pepper nose. I believe his soul was in his nose.
I hate you right now!!

Dude looks like he ate EVERYTHING he ever made after he said BAM!
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THAT is why he on my list! Emeril fat azz GAT some butter at his house. BET.
SweetP1984 says:
I love Micheal and all, but with all due respect, that man wanted to be white. I understand that it was possible the man had Vitiligo or what have you, but please explain his several nose jobs, his obvious preference for white women and his kids. Just my thoughts and opinions.
Chit was neva the same after Micheal got rid of his original bell pepper nose. I believe his soul was in his nose.
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@OTB, It did deserve a
That muhfuggah there look like he even breaths only fried air or he has an astmha attack from lack of greasy air 
I believe his soul was in his nose.
THAT is why he on my list! Emeril fat azz GAT some butter at his house. BET.

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Choco aka Hippie says:
OFFTOPIC
My one sis emails me and my other sister and says ION if Im getting a gift but I want a gift card this year cuz my other sis gave us weirds gifts last years and she was like Im going to regift to one of my other sisters and I was like pass me on that cuz I thought I was the only one getting strange gifts – so Im like already got your gift but go ahead and give me a gift card this bish says okay from Dennys or BigLots??? Im like its all good cuz I got yours from Dollar Store and Walgreens yeast prevention cream and condoms
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I believe his soul was in his nose.
I think I wet my pants..
*touches nose fondly* Thank you to my mama for instilling self confidence. I need my soul for this trip over yonder… :casket::
My favorite MJ was during the Thriller era. But my love for him goes beyond the superficial.
@SweetP1984
Nah they dont get a pass. They did it for whatever reason they did, even though I read that Sammy Sosa’s was temporary and a side effect to skin procedure he had.
Skin bleaching is an accepting medical response to universal vitiligo. That is why Michael had, the kind that covered over 50% of the body.
My uncle has vitiligo, but not as bad. You can actually google the Nation Vitiligo Foundation and the Mayo Clinic for treatment options. But yes skin bleaching is the recommonded for universal vitiligo.
Around he time he died, there was a picture of Michael that made the news because it was a photo of his legs that still had brown sploches on them were the pigmentation was still holding on.
According to Cicly Tyson, he started wearing his glove to hid the skin condition on this hand.
Either way, may he rest in peace and may his family and society not harm his children
I stopped crushing on Mike looks-wise prolly after “Say, Say, Say” with Paul. Loved that video. I was out of love with him before even Thriller and Beat It. After the Paul cut…ahhh yeah…
@JMO (Comment #278) BAM !!!

he has an astmha attack from lack of greasy air
YSoSerious says:
My favorite MJ was during the Thriller era. But my love for him goes beyond the superficial
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I saw him in concert…till this day that was the Best Concert ever.
@kdub im late, but MJ other son thats not named blanket looked like Chris angel
Yall are crazy!! Too many to say who I’m laughing at
Choco, I’ve learned my lesson doing gifts for my family and I damn sure don’t do grab bags anymore. I always give good gifts but get a hot, chitty mess in return
didn’t stop me from loving him, just stopped me from fantasizing about marrying him
i was 5 and i just knew i was gonna be mrs. michael jackson
*raises pointer finger*
I want wanna them BigLots cards…
JM Ion care. Cause at the end of the day, my house decor game gone be right. And expired drugstore closeouts still work for my skin.
The COLDEST, MF-ing KOOLEST and Most NORMAL LQQKING Mike EVER was That “DESTINY” album w/ The Jacksons… THEY WERE The ISH !!!
According to Cicely Tyson, he started wearing his glove to hide the skin condition on this hand.
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Miss Jane Pittman DID say that….on Larry Kang. I remma.
Lifetime has a show called “I’m getting married and…” this episode features a man marrying a prostitute
@Eb I KNEW that is who you were tambout. I HATECHU
My best friend’s mother has universal vitiligo and her doctos are pushing her depigmentaiton, a fancy way of saying using bleaching cream until the darker areas of her skin match the areas already affected
@JMO
and use the condoms at my nephews bday party for balloons I didn’t think she could come back good with what I said 
Girl when I say I give money that is what I meant but y this bish just email and say I will give the yeast cream to G (her boyfriend)
@Sailor you so cool to bring in all that info, but anybody still questioning why MJ was the way MJ was…you prolly cant change their minds, you feel me.
For my vitiligo, they recommended bleaching.
I was like, cant I just wear lipstick… really. Let’s just imagine the pressure on Mike when his flucking skin started changing fukkin colors. This was in the 80s, folks.
the other one is marrying a transgender who is keeping his penis…the guy used to be married to a woman so doesn’t this make him gay now????
NaijaGal says:
Lifetime has a show called “I’m getting married and…” this episode features a man marrying a prostitute
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Am I sick because I instantly started
NaijaGal says:
the other one is marrying a transgender who is keeping his penis…the guy used to be married to a woman so doesn’t this make him gay now

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Dont ya’ll hate it when an ex gets mad at YOU about the story they have heard about the new boo/dip? I just want to them out but it will only make them continue to go on and on….woosah

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Yeah but Im so unbothered by ex’s that they know that chit will get a rise out of them more than I, Him: I heard you was with so and so Me: SO
@SweetP1984
Nah they dont get a pass. They did it for whatever reason they did, even though I read that Sammy Sosa’s was temporary and a side effect to skin procedure he had.
Skin bleaching is an accepting medical response to universal vitiligo. That is why Michael had, the kind that covered over 50% of the body.
My uncle has vitiligo, but not as bad. You can actually google the Nation Vitiligo Foundation and the Mayo Clinic for treatment options. But yes skin bleaching is the recommonded for universal vitiligo.
Around he time he died, there was a picture of Michael that made the news because it was a photo of his legs that still had brown sploches on them were the pigmentation was still holding on.
According to Cicly Tyson, he started wearing his glove to hid the skin condition on this hand.
Either way, may he rest in peace and may his family and society not harm his children
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Sounds somewhat plausible. I’ll probably look into a bit more, but I don’t think it really matters what I or anyone else thinks. People are more than welcome to do whatever they want to their skin and bodies as long as it’s not affecting others. I just couldn’t help but to point out what I believe- in my opinion, that he wanted to be white, but only God and Michael know the real answer.
Thanks again!
Miss Jane Pittman
Cicely is a national monument. Olda than Dr. Kang even!
I want wanna them BigLots cards…
I have nothing agaisnt BIG LOTS but she aint gifting me no damn card there 
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@ Choco I just told him all that you just told me hurt you more to say then anything huh?
the other one is marrying a transgender who is keeping his penis…the guy used to be married to a woman so doesn’t this make him gay now????
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Ask:
Eddie Murphy
Mister Cee
The family of Teddy Pendergrass
Dont ya’ll hate it when an ex gets mad at YOU about the story they have heard about the new boo/dip? I just want to them out but it will only make them continue to go on and on….woosah

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Yeah but Im so unbothered by ex’s that they know that chit will get a rise out of them more than I, Him: I heard you was with so and so Me: SO
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@Easy
<——- see what I did there
Tell him to be Easy
@OTB
Exactly.
Just for that, I won’t make any Beysus jokes today. Pinkie swear.
The family of Teddy Pendergrass
I hate Kdub so much
@Yso
You couldnt wait to throw that gravi up

Memba Eddie the one who said Teddy P scares the bitches into liking him..
Sandra Mae – I love what you do, but sometimes you take $hit just a little too far!
To intimate that this girl was fake-crying at her father’s funeral is uncalled for and crosses the line between baiting and distasteful. I realize that you are trying to get comments, but be careful.
Most ACTORS can cry on que, but does that mean that when they lose a parent, child, or sibling that their tears were automatically faked?
I am a Jackson relative and I know first hand why Michael chose to keep them disquised – for one, until they took them off, we had NO idea who they were, or what they looked like until they were about 6 or 7, this meant that they could go to the mall, to the ice cream shop, or on an outting to the park with their nanny or family members without people wanting to touch “Michael Jackson’s kids”.
Once, while with my grandmother and Michael’s mother Katherine in Hurtsboro, Alabama we drove to Columbus, Georgia and, as we walked through Sears., my grandmother made me walk behind Katie Mae and I couldn’t understand why because I WANTED to be seen with my Katherine Jackson. No one noticed who she was – until we got to the register and the cashier looked at her credit card. When she started screaming, people came from everywhere, opening cameras and film in the store, it was complete chaos and scared my little 9 year old a$$ to DEATH! I NEVER wanted to experience that again.
If that ONE day was any indication of what it was like for Michael’s kids, I understand completely.
I am SORRY for calling Cicely, Miss Jane Pittman…
You are correct.
Mama Flora is to be respected.
Apologies!
@CD
What?
(goes to find more like it)
YSoSerious says:
@iHEART
I didn’t know about the pork thing. Thanks for being informative and sht.
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I lived there for almost 4 years and a bish used to bar-b-q ALL them time cause pork was so cheap. I could get a whole rack of ribs for 4 dollars
Ann didnt you break that pinky last week in an accident with @Man.
Just cant trust you , yo.
Gonna find me a MJ gravi where he still had his soul (nose)
i have this pic of mj (maybe during the thriller era) gettin out of a pool in some swim trunks *faints*
@CARRINGTON
You a Jackson huh?
(screams and faints at your feet)
No, THEY are Jackson’s. I’m not related to Joe, I’m related to Katie Mae on the Scruse/Bridges side.
we got celebrity relatives on SR? who in here related to my boo El?
Mama Flora is to be respected
Just wont do right.

@OTB
Yo ass cain’t hold water, can you?
(takes back my pinkie swear and waits anxiously for the daily Bey bump post)
Give it up Candi. I havent heard anyone here talk of excessive addiction…will ‘ceptin that one girl who obsessed with pillow pets…
comes in to ask how do you fry twinkies and snickers ,
But ann,
Im a Jackson for real, for real, thats one of my gubments…and I wore pretty shoes today… 
Oh, well then. Ahem.
(stands up, straightens clothes and snatches CARRINGTON’S glasses before running)
are u referring to his powdered vitamin regime
don’t talk her up tho
I’m not related to Joe
Carrington says:
No, THEY are Jackson’s. I’m not related to Joe, I’m related to Katie Mae on the Scruse/Bridges side.
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Damn homie…
No BS?
IF you know all the Steps to Remember the Times I will and forever will be your new best friend… swear fo gawd.
@ Candi –
ALL celebrities have relatives. LMAO!
In most cases, people don’t want to believe it because many of those relatives have to make payment arrangements to keep the cell phone on until payday and people just automatically assume that if your relative is rich, you’re supposed to be too – NOT!
Lilo had a progress court date today. The judge said she was doing good, and if she serves 12 more days at the morge she will not be restricted to only California. I guess the judge didn’t see her paparazi pics in Hawaii last week.
powdered vitamin regime
Denial… not just a river in Egypt.
<—-Knows all the steps to Remember The Time.
I guess the judge didn’t see her paparazi pics in Hawaii last week.

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Creamychic says:
comes in to ask how do you fry twinkies and snickers ,
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I’ve only had them in Vegas … you must try them though
@CANDI
I have several cousins that share in some of El’s…um…proclivities. I can hook you up.
Carrington says:
@ Candi –
ALL celebrities have relatives. LMAO!
In most cases, people don’t want to believe it because many of those relatives have to make payment arrangements to keep the cell phone on until payday and people just automatically assume that if your relative is rich, you’re supposed to be too – NOT!
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I can relate so well to this,
MzDimplez1123 says:
<—-Knows all the steps to Remember The Time.
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Well Hello Dimplez
Those are some nice heels you have on
Anna says:
Lilo had a progress court date today. The judge said she was doing good, and if she serves 12 more days at the morge she will not be restricted to only California. I guess the judge didn’t see her paparazi pics in Hawaii last week.
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I swear if I ever have to
a bish, I hope I’m in Cali and my attorney is Gloria Allred 
DIMPZ!! :hugs:
That is why you and I will never part.
yso i don’t wanna meet no random
junkieshealth enthusiasts, i said i wondered who was kin to El. i got a letter i need to deliverSo while my son and I where riding home the other day, a Michael Jackson song comes on and he says “which Michael Jackson is this mom?” So I asked him what he was talking about and he says ” you know, is it the white one or the black one?” I tell him there was only one and he got mad and said “no there is 2 MJ’s and only one of them is dead”
I felt so bad having to burst his bubble and tell him that the white and black MJ are the same people 
Hey IGO!
I kill it everytime I play the Michael Jackson Wii game.
Them kids be mad as hell.

2 more days and I’m on vacation until January 2012
Yes Ma’am!
KABOOM GUESS WHO STEPPED IN THE ROOM!****
Time for the real nucca roll call.
Hey Everybody
IGO!!
Watch yo self with Dimpz.
<—-Ain't even speaking to JMO's ass today.

MzDimplez1123 says:
Hey IGO!
I kill it everytime I play the Michael Jackson Wii game. Them kids be mad as hell
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Now I cant be messed with on Beat it… but i still need to get my Remeber the Times together.
@Iheart405 –
That’s comedy! LMAO! A friend of mine called me to tell me she argued with her 10 year old son that Michael Jackson was NOT a girl.
It finally connected for him when she said, “Well, why is HER name MICHAEL?” LMAO!
My cousin will get that letter to El. All you need is a five and they will do the rest. Trust.
@Howmany, the first thing that came to my mind was Somaya from Love and hip hop
@ I GO…..You don’t want NONE with my Thriller though.
I’d be fouls as hell to even challUNGE you. 
@JMO
You dont get no vacation from this blog doe
YSoSerious says:
IGO!!
Watch yo self with Dimpz.
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If Dimpz want to come by the crib and get her MJ on in a Thriller Jacket and a Thong then thats her business.
So quit
Showin’ How Funky Strong Is Your Fight …
@I GO THERE
That gravie is helping me through the day.

MzDimplez1123 says:
@ I GO…..You don’t want NONE with my Thriller though. I’d be fouls as hell to even challUNGE you
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Hell naw… I BET I would out do you on Triller.
@IGO
Who said anything about a thong?
But really, watch yo self.
My lil cuz be going HAM on that MJ experience. I told his momma one day tell yo shorty I dont have any pull with no entertainment people lil nicca was sweating and chit like he was trying out for SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE
chocolate divalicious aka CD says:
@JMO
You dont get no vacation from this blog doe
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@Dimpz, My son is the KING of that MJ game
Funny thing is he has absolutley NO rhythm at all
but he be pissing kids off at SAS (his after school program) because he beats all of them on that game and then brags about it
<—–wishes I knew the routine to 'Remember the Time'…that video is so cold blooded!
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@I GO THERE
That gravie is helping me through the day
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All Day Homie…
I really dance TOO hard to that MJ game as well, im shamed! My niece and nephew are too competitive with me when we play. I take no mercy
re: vacation post
my first response was bytch don’t nobody care (i’m hatin like shyt) but then i decided to get myself together and say girl have fun on ur vacation! *fake smile*
iheart405 says:
@Howmany, the first thing that came to my mind was Somaya from Love and hip hop
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first time i played mj experience on wii my knee was fugged up for like a week after and i felt muscles i never knew i had
ion take no mercy on my nephew tho, i whooped him in that games
<— moonwalking
candibfly says:
re: vacation post
my first response was bytch don’t nobody care (i’m hatin like shyt) but then i decided to get myself together and say girl have fun on ur vacation! *fake smile*
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YSoSerious says:
@IGO
Who said anything about a thong?
But really, watch yo self.
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You bout to pull out that blade… let me stop
@Carrington, Funny how MJ gained all these new fans when he passed away. My son is 7 and swear sup and down that he is the knower of all things MJ
A Jackson 5 song came on and he said “hey mom, that’s MJ singing when he was a kid. Betcha didn’t know that did you” I just SMH and went on with what I was doing
you know, is it the white one or the black one?” I tell him there was only one and he got mad and said “no there is 2 MJ’s and only one of them is dead” I felt so bad having to burst his bubble and tell him that the white and black MJ are the same people
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:hugs: Awww himmmm
Where is a new post?? Is Sandra at court again??
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW just becuz don’t mind me
JMO says:
Where is a new post?? Is Sandra at court again??
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or doc. appt?
@JMO
Yeah probably as a defendant
@JMO
Tell me about it I think my EWWWWWWWWWWW had a lot to do with this lonely azz post begging for a new topic she out XMAS shopping someone tweet her azz and tell her her blog is waiting for her to babysit
She got served them papers
Why are my co-workers discussing the office holiday party for tomorrow and the old bish with the blind dog that likes to sit on the stove keeps volunteering to bring in food?
JMO says:
Where is a new post?? Is Sandra at court again??
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She is a sketch artist for RHOA.
chocolate divalicious aka CD says:
@JMO
Yeah probably as a defendant
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Choco aka Hippie says:
@JMO
Tell me about it I think my EWWWWWWWWWWW had a lot to do with this lonely azz post begging for a new topic she out XMAS shopping someone tweet her azz and tell her her blog is waiting for her to babysit
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Why are my co-workers discussing the office holiday party for tomorrow and the old bish with the blind dog that likes to sit on the stove keeps volunteering to bring in food?

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We are having italian but get his you get $5 dollars back on every $25 you spend Im about to be loaded
I got $70 dollar in gift cards coming back to me from Macaroni Grill 
Paris, hush yo mouth! He was protecting you.
Had he not done that, the media and everybody else would’ve been going in on all of yall. #realtalk
And :stop: stop doing interviews, you’re the child of a legend
she gon be like the lady on good times and nobody wanted to eat her food cause they thought she used canned dog food
@JMO, I think you must work with my sister in law
Bish let that damn blind azz dog walk all around the house running into walls and chit and then be mad when we come to visit but don’t wanna stay for dinner 
@JMO
You :stop: it right nah and let her be great.
Sidenote: Yall azzes is fukked.com
people just automatically assume that if your relative is rich, you’re supposed to be too
Dont you know it.
I love the episode of the Cosby’s where Claire and Cliff tell the Children, “We rich…y’all poor” 
#late
JMO says:
Why are my co-workers discussing the office holiday party for tomorrow and the old bish with the blind dog that likes to sit on the stove keeps volunteering to bring in food
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Somebody is going to have dog hair dip tomorrow….
she gon be like the lady on good times and nobody wanted to eat her food cause they thought she used canned dog food

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So Jmo, you gonna say you’re full tomorrow, huh?
CD, gravi?
candibfly says:
I saw that one a couple of weeks ago. They had me cracking up sitting at that table scared to eat her food.
she gon be like the lady on good times and nobody wanted to eat her food cause they thought she used canned dog food
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Choco aka Hippie says:
Why are my co-workers discussing the office holiday party for tomorrow and the old bish with the blind dog that likes to sit on the stove keeps volunteering to bring in food?

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We are having italian but get his you get $5 dollars back on every $25 you spend Im about to be loaded
I got $70 dollar in gift cards coming back to me from Macaroni Grill 
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Ole lucky azz
… I have a friend that works for the parent company of Macaroni Grill, Chilis etc and she gets to eat there free. Too bad she lives in Texas
cuz she hates going there when were all together
Twin
@Yall
I believe he was locked out of the bathroom stall and was simply trying to get back in. I can relate and I’m sure you know how that feels also
YALL!! :hugs:
They gone pimp MJ’s kids just like they pimped him. Katherine ain’t as innocent as some like to think.
*grabs a bullhorn* twin
uggghhhh…I don’t wanna WORK today! December is the busiest, stupidest month in my department!
AFTA-NOON
@ Choco,
I heard somewhere that the shortage of butter is from a new diet craze that’s out.
chocolate divalicious aka CD says:
@Yall
I believe he was locked out of the bathroom stall and was simply trying to get back in. I can relate and I’m sure you know how that feels also
with the blind dog that likes to sit on the stove keeps volunteering to bring in food?
they always volunteer first! Foreign folks and “nasty folks”
They got me messed up
… They claim I’m too picky but they forever talking about stuff their pets do … “Nawl, I’m good. I had a big breakfast” <– my line for tomorrow
If something isn't being delivered and I'm not the first to open it, I'll pass!
oh i didn’t think u were rich, i just never heard anyone else on here say they were related to anyone of notoriety
@JMO
Yeah thats a nice azz perk to have…
@Tizch
So what are they doing with the butter that chit is gross
stop doing interviews, you’re the child of a legend
Cause you know lil Jayonce aint gone be working and chit. Where they do that at. Not in the illuminati.
JMO says:
Why are my co-workers discussing the office holiday party for tomorrow and the old bish with the blind dog that likes to sit on the stove keeps volunteering to bring in food?
You made me scream out loud….
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Butter shortness
#notfunnythoughilikecakes
That must be Fandice
*throws a VIRGO’s rock rock at yall*
i like to be first in line (or behind someone i actually like at work) cause ion want them sneezing on the food and puttin their nasty fingers all over everything just to pick up one item
December is the busiest, stupidest month in my department!
Thats cause bitvhes like me been on SR all year.

*runs really fast into the post*
STILL NO NEW POST, EH?!?! DAYUM!
*runs really fast out of the post* lurkmode
Heeey Howmanylicks
KyCakes says:
JMO says:
Why are my co-workers discussing the office holiday party for tomorrow and the old bish with the blind dog that likes to sit on the stove keeps volunteering to bring in food?
You made me scream out loud….
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puttin their nasty fingers all over everything just to pick up one item
Today. Folks at our end of the year lunch grabbing the calamari with they fangas
biting it, and double dipping in the sauce 
My water was good tho.
OutsidetheBox says:
December is the busiest, stupidest month in my department!
Thats cause bitvhes like me been on SR all year.


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And that’s probably why all my chit’s hitting the fan now! Dang SR.com!
candibfly says:
i like to be first in line (or behind someone i actually like at work) cause ion want them sneezing on the food and puttin their nasty fingers all over everything just to pick up one item
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See you understand … licking their fingers and picking ish up
*doing your look*
JMO says:
Why are my co-workers discussing the office holiday party for tomorrow and the old bish with the blind dog that likes to sit on the stove keeps volunteering to bring in food?
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Why did I picture your co-workers dog being the Old Man’s Dog that be tryna fugg Chris off of Family Guy!
:nopotluck:
I DO NOT mess around, no ma’am
@ CD – I’m back, I’m back. I can’t stay away from you bishes!
hey tatted!
Yall remember that dead dog from Martin reenacting
@ Smurfette – WHAT IS MY LOOK???
OFF TOPIC I joined NETFLIX for free this month membership will be over by next month #FREE TRIAL
How are you doing Howmanylicks???
Yall still crazy says:
:nopotluck:
I DO NOT mess around, no ma’am
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Dont tell me you the lady that looks over everybody food and ask who made what…then turn your nose up
I just been looking for the tree and im like we got the box…where the damn tree…
Then I ‘membered that i got frustrated cause i didnt wanna take all them lights off and threw the damn tree away, like aww chit I’ll get another one come Dec. 2011. And now looky here, its Dec. 14th, and my chirren dont got no tree. BUT I did put all the other stuff up. #Itry
They aint getting chit anyway, so dont call CPS. We gone be Jehovah’s this yr.
Oh and AUntie, you ain’t slick talmbout she was faking them tears at the funeral. Shame shame shame
Tatted, Marilyn Monroeish innocent (but not really) look
Igo, nope I don’t even bother! I coordinate all food coming up in this place. No joke.
BTW-I can’t stand people who do that! Like, go buy some food if you got to be all rude with it
DJM
1st I thought: How the hail you lose a tree?!
Then I read the rest
@ Smurfette – OH REALLY?? I can dig the Marilyn Monroe (innocent but still a smutslut look)
The Makeup Maven says:
JMO says:
Why are my co-workers discussing the office holiday party for tomorrow and the old bish with the blind dog that likes to sit on the stove keeps volunteering to bring in food?
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Why did I picture your co-workers dog being the Old Man’s Dog that be tryna fugg Chris off of Family Guy!
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Yall still crazy says:
Yall remember that dead dog from Martin reenacting
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#itsallintheeyes
dead dog from Martin
thats make me remember that episode off Everybody Hates Chris when the mama was handing out cans for christmas..we celebrating Hanukkah this year
i do that in my head, like bytch prob dug in her nose while mashing these potatos, but i politely decline and go to the next dish
JMO says:
candibfly says:
i like to be first in line (or behind someone i actually like at work) cause ion want them sneezing on the food and puttin their nasty fingers all over everything just to pick up one item
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See you understand … licking their fingers and picking ish up
I do…..
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I make sure and tell EVERYONE in our office that I am setting up the potlucks. Then I stand there like a hawk, making sure mofos are using the tongs and spoons I put in EVERY DISH….I get real ig0nant when someone doesn’t follow the rules….
:newpost

Choco aka Hippie says:
OFF TOPIC I joined NETFLIX for free this month membership will be over by next month #FREE TRIAL
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Until Netflix gets porn Im not fking with them.
@Tatted
I know the feeling. I was talking to my dude one night and you fools popped in my head and I started laughing he said what’s so funny “why my dumb azz said Yso Serious or Choco said something funny earlier.
He was like who the fugg u talm bout gurl.
Note to self: What’s said on the blog stays on the blog dummy
Boring heffas
OutsidetheBox says:
I just been looking for the tree and im like we got the box…where the damn tree…
Then I ‘membered that i got frustrated cause i didnt wanna take all them lights off and threw the damn tree away, like aww chit I’ll get another one come Dec. 2011. And now looky here, its Dec. 14th, and my chirren dont got no tree. BUT I did put all the other stuff up. #Itry
They aint getting chit anyway, so dont call CPS. We gone be Jehovah’s this yr.

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You know you wrong changing religions right before Christmas…
IKR @Tatt. Im a Martha Stewart annoying ass bit ch when it comes to holiday decor (all of em: halloween, xmas, “autumn”, vlaentines..) but this yr, I just wont feeling it.
I deduced it down to them chirren. They done took all my flucking holiday cheer.
@OTB
You threw out the whole damn tree though?
(stops dialing CPS but keeps the number handy)
The onliest thing I HAVE to have for Christmas is a real tree.
Cakes, please go to Jmo’s job tomorrow to regulate
mOUNT UP
Everybody Hates Chris
Girl Rochelle the chit. I be so proud when they say that!
And yes, i do walk round the house cutting all the lights off. Betta go out the door. Light free out there.
Them boobs are so big
SamYell
<—OTB's missing tree
@ CD – I’m always laughing at some chit somebody done said from the blog.
Until Netflix gets porn Im not fking with them
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Make your own porn
@CHOCOD

Don’t feel bad my friend feels like he knows the regulars on here cuz Im always talking about the days events on the blog he’ll call me atwork “What you doing on the blogs”
SamYell JacksEm says:
The onliest thing I HAVE to have for Christmas is a real tree.
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man Im battling my neighbor…. this dude has lights everywhere.
I put up a few and then he put up more… Im going to the store to get another set but Ill be damn if I go broke trying to out do Sir LightALOT.
@OTB
Oh my lawwwwwd we are separated at birth my kids call me Rochelle. They say I’m cheap, always overreacting and hollering. My sister runs to you like the end of the Color Purple
Im a bachelorette and two puppies and chirren that don’t live me with my home is never decorated for any holiday and I don’t feel an ounce of guilt #TEAMNUDEMOM
You threw out the whole damn tree though?
Whole damn thang. Im so shamed right now. i got the box cause I think I knew I was dead ass wrong and didnt want the chirren to know..

And Im going real this yr @Sam.
I can throw it away with good conscious. 
Awww I just appreciate all the effort my neighbors put in decorating their homes makes me feel like I dont need to add any lights so many other have them
#OLDANDSETINMYWAYZ 
<—- DON'T DO SHATT FOR XMAS…NOT EVEN COOK.
@CD
MY SISTER!!! :makeidada:
OMG@ Tatted Im mad Im not cooking for XMAS this year real talk but Im going to Mothers

Sir LightALOT
dxljh fcl hflhvlfhl:rofl:rofl: He done sucked you in that chit!
#TEAMNUDEMOM
Thats enough decor bish!

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@ Choco – I’m just not a Xmas person. Ion’get shatt I want anyway!
#selfishandIdontcare
I got a pocket, got a pocketful of sunshine
I got a love and I know that it’s all mine, oh, oh oh oh
Do what you want but you’re never gonna break me
Sticks and stones are never gonna shake me, oh, oh oh oh
I got a pocket, got a pocketful of sunshine
I got a love and I know that it’s all mine, oh, oh oh oh
Wish that you could but you ain’t gonna own me
Do anything you want you can’t slow me down, oh, oh oh oh
Take me away, a secret place
A sweet escape, take me away
Take me away to better days
Take me away, a hiding place
Dont tell me you the lady that looks over everybody food and ask who made what…then turn your nose up
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Aww chit that’s me
Good afternoon errrbody
@Yall
<–what the hell does danban mean?
@OTB I got that from my momma. She did not do fake trees neva.
@IGo I know better than to try and fvck with these yt folk around here with decorations. This one dude got this huge animated santa that looks more appropriate for Halloween on his roof. :creepyasfvck:
OutsidetheBox says:
Sir LightALOT
He done sucked you in that chit
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Yeah Im gonna whoop his ass for that when we play poker…
@KDub…
SamYell JacksEm says:
@Yall <–what the hell does danban mean?
@OTB I got that from my momma. She did not do fake trees neva.
@IGo I know better than to try and fvck with these yt folk around here with decorations. This one dude got this huge animated santa that looks more appropriate for Halloween on his roof. :creepyasfvck
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Yeah he got a big Santa and Lights all out to the damn street… I hate him.
@Choco
Sorry boo! I had to finish up some homework. I’m not sure…I’ll google it.
My favorite thing about the holidays is decorating and cooking/eating. I can pretty much do without everything else.
I only do Xmas now for the kids.
Yeah Im gonna whoop his ass for that when we play poker…
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Ha I play poker really good SERIOUS BIZNESS and Im not talking strip use to play with a friend and I use to take that game real serious and we played with poker chips
Apparently, there is an increase in the use of a low-carb fat rich diet…..
@Tatted
Tis all good I buy me what I want for XMAS Im more into Valentines Day
@IGO
Your little rivalry sounds like something from a movie and I find it rather adorable. Don’t get used to that.
Yeah Im gonna whoop his ass for that when we play poker…
So Tizch low carb means eat more butter
Someone is tripping over there
@ IGo
Don’t let him get to you. I was having battles with my neighbor every year until I actually saw the lighting coordinators truck parked in the back. Bish was cheating for years. Hiring a professional.
SamYell JacksEm says:
@Yall
<–what the hell does danban mean?
#maybeshewasthinkingamericanbandstand
chocolate divalicious aka CD says:
@Tatted
I know the feeling. I was talking to my dude one night and you fools popped in my head and I started laughing he said what’s so funny “why my dumb azz said Yso Serious or Choco said something funny earlier.
He was like who the fugg u talm bout gurl.
Note to self: What’s said on the blog stays on the blog dummy
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I Go There says:
SamYell JacksEm says:
The onliest thing I HAVE to have for Christmas is a real tree.
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man Im battling my neighbor…. this dude has lights everywhere.
I put up a few and then he put up more… Im going to the store to get another set but Ill be damn if I go broke trying to out do Sir LightALOT.
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Ms Choco
I’m DAMN Good at poker ALSO (Well REALLY at Any Card Games…) I don’t gamble Money though and I haven’t played seriously since My Favorite Aunt passed away 3 years ago
Me and Two of My Boyz use to Play Puzzy-Poker w/ Females Though
Bigbadwolf says:
@ IGo
Don’t let him get to you. I was having battles with my neighbor every year until I actually saw the lighting coordinators truck parked in the back. Bish was cheating for years. Hiring a professional
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Im too damn competitive… I try to control it but I dont like losing.
so I got into this light sht with dude just to be asking myself “WTF am I doing” … Damn my perfect Imperfections….
Choco aka Hippie says:
Yeah Im gonna whoop his ass for that when we play poker…
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Ha I play poker really good SERIOUS BIZNESS and Im not talking strip use to play with a friend and I use to take that game real serious and we played with poker chips
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Choco you dont want none of this… for real.
YSoSerious says:
@IGO
Your little rivalry sounds like something from a movie and I find it rather adorable. Don’t get used to that
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Awww… that was sweet
but Im sure you’ll be trying to slap me tomorrow.
Me and Two of My Boyz use to Play Puzzy-Poker w/ Females Though
Hate to ask but a lil curious 
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@EGO
Oh sweets I do Im competitive and a quick learn I will beat your azz right after you’ve taught me how to play! Oh and take all your pokers chips
@IGO
And you know this mayne.
I love poker but all my people want to play is Spades.
@EGO
Oh sweets I do Im competitive and a quick learn I will beat your azz right after you’ve taught me how to play! Oh and take all your pokers chips
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Okay Ill have your azz naked standing in the corner holding a damn lamp shade cause you ran outta money…
Im okay with spades…Not great but okay.
I love poker but all my people want to play is Spades.
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IKR , I just learned how to play, but they always want to play Spades. I kills em in MOM aka DAD though.
Okay Ill have your azz naked standing in the corner holding a damn lamp shade cause you ran outta money…
corner naked and lampshade 
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See thats just it Im not running outta money Im taking yours if I do
Ms Choco
We SET a Predetermined number on WINS (Say 5 or 10 or 15 Wins) Everybody that loses must take a 1/2 a Shot to a Full-SHOT of WHATEVER They’re Drinking… And WE Make DAMN SURE that All of the FEMALES are Extremely Fine-n-Sexxy to Us Though
We SET a Predetermined number on WINS (Say 5 or 10 or 15 Wins) Everybody that loses must take a 1/2 a Shot to a Full-SHOT of WHATEVER They’re Drinking… And WE Make DAMN SURE that All of the FEMALES are Extremely Fine-n-Sexxy to Us Though
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Straight Treachery
TPtotalpackage says:
I know MJ is rolling over and moon walking back and forth in his grave!!!! He kept those children out of the public eye for a reason. I do believe they needed some type of normalcy as far as schooling and social interaction with other kids, but this media circus Katherine has subjected to them probably with Joe Jackson in her ear is unacceptable. The mess is going to come back to haunt them..mark my words!
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I follow you on twitter and you are funny as hell on here as you are on twitter, especially when you talk about Camryn.