Are you sure you want to be a celebrity?
Troubled actress Lindsay Lohan was home alone in Venice Beach, California on Sunday when a stranger walked up to her front door and knocked. Lohan asked the elderly man what he wanted but she didn’t open her door. According to celebrity website TMZ.com, the man responded that he was friends with another alleged Lohan stalker, David Cocordan, and he wanted to explain a few things to Lindsay.
It isn’t clear who called the police, but they arrived a few minutes later and cuffed the man. He was later identified as Lonnie Short, 64, (pictured below being arrested) and he apparently can’t afford the 10% ($100) of his $1000 bail to get out of jail, which is probably a good thing for Lindsay.
Her frightening encounter with the stranger has set Lindsay’s nerves on edge, and for good reason. As a very high profile actress whose face is recognized around the world, it makes no sense that she doesn’t live in a gated community patrolled by live security 24 hours a day.
TMZ reports that Lohan has hired a bodyguard to stay with her temporarily, and she has ramped up security in her luxury 3-story Venice Beach rental with surveillance cameras in an effort to protect her privacy — and maybe her life.
really Lindsey? even her mom’s house is gated in jersey or ny or whatever. I agree with Sandra. Why would she not have the bare security necessities. Walked up to ur front door? No ma’am. I want my next house in a gated community at least and I’m not recognized anywhere. She gotta do better. The more exclusive subs have 24 hour patrol. I’m not on that level. yet.
How the hell he’s gonna tell her he’s friends w/another one of her stalkers and he needed to explain a few things to her! ‘Ol dude lucky that wasn’t me. I would’ve straight “shot-gun” blasted his “owf” of my porch! The fuggin’ nerve of folk! Hmmmmmph!! :coffee!
I don’t believe her just because I don’t like her
lol wow Naija.
Yall know you questioned the truthficity (new word) of this here tale
I’m over this trick, can we get a love and hip hop post?!
That wasn’t no stalker, that bish was buggin off a heroin high. FOH. Ain’t nobody stalking that coked out, washed up, confused heff.
Good Morning
Cocoa great minds think alike cause I was going to ask SO WHO’S READY FOR NEXT WEEK’S EPISODE OF LOVE & HIPHOP
*heffa (the ghetto spelling)
Unpre we are <<<<>>>>>>>…see Tatted & Point it’s not just me

*sigh* errrrrrghhhh she is such an attention whore, aint nobody stalking her azz!
He could’ve just tied a bag of coke to some fishing line and dangled it outside her window. She would’ve probably followed him home if he kept it just outside of her reach.
Morning all.
Her frightening encounter with the stranger has set Lindsay’s nerves on edge, and for good reason
^^^^^^^^^ this right here is just an excuse for her alabaster azz to get high off that yt girl
Maybe he was her drug dealer
EB says:
Maybe he was her drug dealer
What’s alabaster?
@mizzd Click the link
@Eb, it prolly was her dealer doing door-to-door collections for his money.
ova dis hoe!
Heyyyy Tatted, Point, Mizz, Cocoa, Eb, Sam, Naija, Vero & Mother
FeFizzle!!!!
@Eb “alabaster” is the term used on this year blog for “whitie”
Good morning MIRS, Point, Cocoa, Samyell, Mother Jefferson & Eb

@ Eb – Alabaster is the name I stated calling folk of “lighter” ancestry a few years back.
Ooops, Naija already gave the definition!
Vero, Mirs
*tips hat*
@Tatted
My husband and his friends call them “pilgrims”…
<—– WANTS TO GO HOME AND CRACK OPEN MY BOTTLE OF PAUL MASSON (VSOP EDITION)!
u cant be posing nakkid expectin folk to behave
@ Cheeks – RIIIIIHGT! Showing them ‘ol alabaster azz tittays w/apricot nipples! That ain’t gone work & be expecting to live all in peace & chit!

Thanks for the definition of alabaster. I googled it and I was so lost
MOOO
OOOORNING!!
AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL THE SR FAMILIA!! 
@Tatted
That Ciroc really messed me UP this weekend!
Yeah, the first time I heard them say it I was like…
…then I realized, the name is somewhat accurate in America… 
@ Cheeks – RIIIIIHGT! Showing them ‘ol alabaster azz tittays w/apricot nipples! That ain’t gone work & be expecting to live all in peace & chit!
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@FEFE I FEEL UR PAIN MAMA
I GOT SOOOO FUKD UP OFF THAT CIROC ON THE 31ST…
BISH LOST THE PHONE GOT BRUISED KNEES AND FELT LIKE TRUE SHAIT THE NEXT DAY!!
I DONT MEMBER WHAT HAPPEN BUT IT WAS A GOOD NIGHT!! **I WAS AT HOME HOW DID I GET HURT?..
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Late to the party, but I can’t WAIT for next week’s episode of Love and Hip-Hop. Watch they save that bit for the last five minutes. It amazes me how folks make low blows then get shocked when furniture starts moving.
@Lakes, girl that Peach flavored Ciroc was doing the mostest! It’s so smooth! and will have you FUUUUUKKKEED UP!
cheeks8683 says:
@ Cheeks – RIIIIIHGT! Showing them ‘ol alabaster azz tittays w/apricot nipples! That ain’t gone work & be expecting to live all in peace & chit!
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Morning Lakes
@FEFE THATS THE ONE I HAD
BISH I MIXD IT WIHT SOME MANGO AND PEACH JUICE **SWOONS** IT WAS ON FUKN POINT!! WITH THAT SONIC CUSH ICE!!
I HAD A PARTY ALL BY MY DRUNK SELF!!
**blacked out at 11 but thats not the point**
@ Fe – Giiiirl, I bought the bottle to crack open on New Years Eve (even went to the liquor store all early and chit), cooked my food, cleaned up…..getting rett to pour my chit and then BAM! One of my friends and her “no good for nothing azz” husband just separated and she needed me to babysit her 4 and 6 year old! Since I dayum near raised the lil’ tykes, I just went ahead and said yes. Fed ’em, bathed ’em & put they lil’ azzes to sleep!
Say it again lovezoe, say it again…
Good Morning ALL
Hope everyone had a great new year I sure did 
Lakes
& 
@VERO
HEEEWO LADY!!
OOH LAWD THE THINGS I WOULDA DONE TO U ON THE 31ST!!
MAAAWWWNSSTER!! RAAAWWWRRR!!
@BETTY BOOP
@Tatted
Awww, well that was sweet of you…you’re a reliable friend!
Yesssss!!!!!!
<——–me on New Years. I was calling folks saying "Happy Birthday" SMH.
I was tore down, yall hear me????? And had the nerve to not get a hangover. :woot:
Whatchall talmbout
@ Zoe Zoe – I CANNOT WAIT for next week’s episode of Love & Hip Hop! I’ve been ready for Yandy to get “mollywhopped!”
I saw the 1st episode of Unsung for this season and it was about Vesta. It was sad to see and hear that she taped the episode just mere weeks before her passing!
Iheart!!!!!!!!!!
:hugs: @iheart
Unpredixiable
I got Fios and they so trifling I don’t get TvOne with my current package. Fios is straight legal robbers. I refuse to deal with Cox or DirecTv so they are my only option.
@UNPREDIC AWW SHAIT BISH
U TOO I LOST MY PHONE THO!!
I WAS A PARTY ALL BYMYSELF THE KIDS AND BF WERE LOOKN AT ME LIKE THIS ALL NIGHT
BUT ME 
Heeey iheart
@ Lakes – GIRRRL, DON’T GET ME STARTED! PUH-LEEZE DON’T! Can you say “drought!” *sigh*
@ Fe – it was nothing. I had no plans anyway and it wasn’t like I was babysitting her to go out and thangs, sooooo…they love “aunt Tatted (just insert the gov’ment name here) anyway.
iheart
I see ya diva, werk!!!!
@Tatted- Chrissy can be a bit much, but what Yandi said was uncalled for. Like I said, don’t serve what you not willing to eat.
I hope Chrissy stomps a fuggin mud hole in Yandy’s phony azz!!!!
Sneeking in to say HI..This mobile phone is not going to work for this…
Happy New Year to Sandra Rose and Lovely Folks
Breden if you lurking
Thank You
On topic…Lindsey and that man just got high together the night before and he was wondering why she just gonna keep all the dope that night…
Peach ciroc+ sprite= wtf. Lay that azz down!!!
@CALI
I know hoarding is a mental disease, but how can you not know dead animals in your house and living with feces everywhere.
Okay, done with the hoarders talk.
@LOVE DID U SEE THE LADY THAT KEPT THE DEAD CATS IN THE FRIDGE…
NASTY SHAIT!!
@Laker, girrrllll, I started drinkin on Friday night, and continued to Sunday. It was Friday’s on Friday night, and i had a damn $80 bill on drinks alone. SMH.
Saturday & Sunday, Peach Ciroc (straight) (my bff’s mom calls it Karock)
, Marshmellow Smirnoff (straight), Bacardi (straight), Malibu & Pineapples, etc. SMH. I’m surprised I ain’t
nobody over the weekend.
Cali!!!!!
good morning you beautiful ladies and handsome gents
@Tatted I was not feeling Vesta last night…but Mary Well’s story was on some other ish
Cocoabana says:
I’m over this trick, can we get a love and hip hop post?!
Happy New years yall!
Yes Auntie do you have the inside scoop of Chrissy putting hands on Yandi… cuz Heaux….are winning!
@Lake- I don’t know. I am watching the one with the dead cats and diapers everywhere. This other family hasn’t had heat in 8 years and they was dishes in the tub. I love my mama to death, but I would call CPS myself if I lived like that.
yeah, I took Peach Ciroc shots, that chit had a bish in the bathroom stall just looking at the door like
@UNPREDC I GOT THE PEACH CIROC, BACARDI AND DON JULIO …. I WAS SOO HAPPY ALL WEEKND COOKD MY AZZ OFF TOO!!
@ Naija – I thought it was just ME! Vesta was a bit much, wouldn’t you say?
Can I just say if my girls and I are in another STATE and one of their men pops up out of nowhere, especially if they having issues, she wouldn’t be getting up from the table. Ole stalking dirty behind.
@ Cheeks – RIIIIIHGT! Showing them ‘ol alabaster azz tittays w/apricot nipples! That ain’t gone work & be expecting to live all in peace & chit!
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the way they photoshopped her to make her look clean and ish…her milkshake done brought ALLLLLL the boys up and thru the yard!
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YOU ARE STOOPID! RIGHT! They DID clean her up, airbrushed the “hair-ron” lines off her arms and chit!
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@ Lovezoe- I think they use the term “hoarders” too freely, them mofo’s are just nasty…I watched an episode on Sunday night and the lady just had trash and sanitary napkins everywhere, even the cleaning crew quit….
@ Zoe Zoe – I am starting to not care for Chrissy myself! She’s always complaining and now that Jimmy proposed, it’ll be something else. BUT UM, YEAH, I cannot WAIT until Chrissy get ‘hol of ‘ol girl!
I WAS WALKING IN MY HOUSE LIKE IT WAS A MIRROR HOUSE
LOST CONFUSED BUMPING INTO CLOSED DOORS
GOT BATTLE WOUNDS AND EVERYTHING!! I WOKE UP THE NEXT MORNING NAKID IN MY BED WITH SPILD MANGO CIROC DRINK… :ashame:
@Tatted- She WOKE up badgering that man about marrying her. I couldn’t deal.
CHRISSY GOING TO COMPLAINT THAT IT TOOK HIM TOO LONG.. HE WAS FORCED… WHY I PROPOSED TO U FIRST.. WHY TAKE U SOO LONG..
SHE WILL FIND SOMETHING.. WHILE JIMMY DOING THIS 
@Tatted yeah she was def doing to most to me…when she would come on I wanted to change the channel…I wasn’t feeling her and she was apparently feeling herself way too much
Chrissy SHOULD complain that he didn’t get down on one knee…but chit, the fool did more than I thought he would…that’s what’s called a PACIFIER ring! He gave it to her so she would STFU!
@ Zoe Zoe – EXAAAAACTLY! I don’t want no forced Proposal – POINT.BLANK.PERIOD! Hell, I don’t need NO ONE resenting my azz tom’bout I wouldn’t lay up! Fugg that! But in the same breath, quit giving ALL YOU GOT first! He was in no rush! He already had everything. The home, the bish & dog.
I got nothing on love and hip hop cause I missed it last night
Jimmy pulled the ring out and basically threw it to her!
I woulda said N—- what the heck is this?
i missd the love n hip hop will watch the re-run tho..
@ Naija – yeah, she was doing waaaay to much. She had that “Miki Howard” syndrome. It was obvious she was difficult to work with on top of being obese….DON’T NO ONE HAV’TA DEAL W/THAT CHIT! And besides, I think she could sing okay…BUT IT WASN’T ALL LIKE PPL WERE SAYING, AT LEAST IMO!

@ Fe & Zoe Zoe – DID YOU SEE THE WAY HE WALKED UP ON HERE AND TAPPED ON HER, LIKE BISH, I’M HERE, YOU MADE ME DO THIS NOW HERE!
The Makeup Maven says:
@ Fe & Zoe Zoe – DID YOU SEE THE WAY HE WALKED UP ON HERE AND TAPPED ON HER, LIKE BISH, I’M HERE, YOU MADE ME DO THIS NOW HERE!
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@Tatted we’re def on the same page when it comes to Vesta…she was good but she wasn’t great…she thought she was better than what she really was…no difference between her and CeCe Peniston to me or ole girl from the Weathergirls or any big guhl that could sing
@tatted- WORST proposal ever. He just slung it and was like shut up. They had this article about her and she WAS involved in some hood stuff and was arrested. Don’t know if it’s true or not. Saw it on Twitter last night.
@ Fe & Zoe Zoe – GIRL, she wasn’t gonna say no to it though. She’d rather pout and have someone do something they are not ready for instead of leave because she is obviously worth more. Her azz was just bluffing though about leaving and if I were Jim, I would’ve called her bluff!

@ Naija – NO YOU DIDN’T SAY CECE PENNISTON!

Finally it has happened to me
Right in front of my face
I dont watch Love and Hip hop but I guess I should start…
Anyways on another blog and hopefully Auntie gets more info, one of the dudes in Mob Deep wrote in his memoir (why he even has one publised baffles me) that he fin***ed Erica in front of a crowded room after one of his performances then she ended up leaving with another member of the squad that night….
chrissy aint but a stones throw away from celebrating her 50th bday. I’ma need her to get some self control and stop fighting like a freshman flunking outta college.
NOT MY KINDA PEOPLE. carry on. Mobb Deep. r folks really this thirsty for attention? I’m a brand. At all times I must protect said brand. It’s like they want to celebrate trifling behavior vs keeping reports of it out of the public. SMH at u niglets.
iheart405 says:
I got nothing on love and hip hop cause I missed it last night
Hey Iheart Good Mornting.. Well here’s the run down. Next week. Chrissy asks Yandy to meet her outside for a knock down throw down brawl. Yandi politely declines but then goes on to say Chrissy is upset that she (Yandi) gets money and Chrissy does nothing but lay on her back to collect stacks. Which in turn Chrissy becomes a bull dozer and commits to whooping YANDI’s arse! <-NEXT WEEK!