Who else thought Charles Barkley dressed in drag was Serena Williams at first glance?
In a visual that can only be described as disturbing, Hall of Fame power forward Charles Barkley dons a dress for his next Weight Watchers commercial, USA Today reported.
The theme is to “Lose like a man,” with the message being that making an effort to drop weight is not just a female thing to do.
The Round Mound of Rebound said in December that laziness led to him gaining 100 pounds.But Barkley is getting less round by the week, claiming to have already lost 42 pounds. The commercial, which sees Barkley in full catwalk attire, will begin running April 8. Source
Serena is a man Auntie
Sandra
That muffuggin picture.
Damn why you had to kill me today.
The theme is to “Lose like a man,” with the message being that making an effort to drop weight is not just a female thing to do.
The Round Mound of Rebound said in December that laziness led to him gaining 100 pounds.
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He know damn well he has always wanted to put on a dress
Quit playing Charles 
Not bad,,,At first glance I thought that was @YallStill wearing her confirmation dress
He could’ve waxed that damn chest or atleast not went w/ a low cut dress!!
& the eyebrows… 
@CharlesBarkley looks better than half them White call girls he pays to pleasure him orally
I didn’t. Serena’s hair has never looked that good.
BRENDEN aka Queefer Sutherland says:
Not bad,,,At first glance I thought that was @YallStill wearing her confirmation dress
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Bird says:
I didn’t. Serena’s hair has never looked that good.
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Please, bury me a G. Y’all done killed me today.
Frome behind @CharlesBarkley prolly looked like he had a surrius case of hemorrhoids. Proper tuck and tape knowledge comes with experience,,,I would know
*walks back downstairs*
he don’t look half bad,.. those boobs looking ok.. go head and werk Ms Charles
Still more feminine than Wendy #ImJustSayin
Funny. I was finna say “Hey Serena” just based off the picture without reading a word of this post. I should be laughing but that actually gives me the sads.
other men are on these weight loss commercials yet not dressed as women
they want him to look like a fool
Why would he do this????? Just
:stop: Auntie said Tami had a baby stroke yesterday, so y is she back at work aleady?
“Rupaul drag race… Start yo engines!
And may the best woman Win!”
Rupaul looks at both Serena and Charles
“Charles… Shontay you stay… Serena sashay away!”
Dude got them big-soft-pretty lips too…Id bet I aint the only one whos gotten a lil moist rounst the pannie area,,,Im sitting here adjusting my seat and whipping my fohead,,,I may halfta take a trip to the mens room on the 5th floor. Nobody ever uses that one
okay i think I get it but still
what in the only hell
I saw this pic yesterday and I did not know it was Barkely damn shame – so he broke now cuz he gamble to much whats the trill!
Charles Barkley is, and always will be, my #1 nigga. Right above Tupac, Kobe, Kanye and Barack. In that order.
He can’t do nathan wrong.
<——- my first reaction
ooohh weee that chest hair peeking through that dress
BRENDEN aka Queefer Sutherland says:
Dude got them big-soft-pretty lips too…Id bet I aint the only one whos gotten a lil moist rounst the pannie area,,,Im sitting here adjusting my seat and whipping my fohead,,,I may halfta take a trip to the mens room on the 5th floor. Nobody ever uses that one
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The only problem with getting head from a man in drag is them big azz hands,,,Clutched arounst ur taliwacker big hands makes it appear much smaller than it really is
#SoIveHeard
Afternoon fam
@Man
Word? So you cosign that shyt up there?
BRENDEN aka Queefer Sutherland says:
Still more feminine than Wendy
Leave Wendy alone BrenBren…I love Thundercats 
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WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:
“Rupaul drag race… Start yo engines!
And may the best woman Win!”
Rupaul looks at both Serena and Charles
“Charles… Shontay you stay… Serena sashay away!”
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Mother Jefferson
*faints 3 times from Mother Jeff’s gravi*
Ms. YaYa says:
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aww damn, I didn’t see your post
@Mother Jefferson
*FAINTS AND DIES*
BrenBew
heyyyy lovah!
69 :rollseyes:
He looks eerily similar to Tisha Campell-Martin (“Gina” from the show “Martin”) in the face.
69 says:
Mother Jefferson
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You know that looks like you watching her gravi right?
@Mother Jefferson
Can you just keep posting random shyt over and over again so that when I refresh I can keep seeing your gravie?
PLEASE AND THANKS.
OMG Mother Jefferson!!!
VERO!!!!!!!
sup purty lady?!
That’s it Brenden!
When I catch you I’m snatching every single one of your back and neck hairs OUT! Think I’m playing, here 
You will hafta find someone else to pop your back thigh puss bumps now!
Feline Feminine says:
@Mother Jefferson
*FAINTS AND DIES*
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Ima start posting paynus gravis in protest to Rihanna posts
Feline Feminine says:
@Man
Word? So you cosign that shyt up there?
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I wonder does Charles have on height adjusters that match the dress
Gina
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
He looks eerily similar to Tisha Campell-Martin (“Gina” from the show “Martin”) in the face.
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yallcrazy says:
That’s it Brenden! When I catch you I’m snatching every single one of your back and neck hairs OUT! Think I’m playing, here
^^Awww hush up huzzy,,,You knw u lub me
give @Vero a kiss for me as well,,,Ill be back later…
@FE FE
“Word? So you cosign that shyt up there? ”
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The dress? No.
The message? Yes.
rounst – a colloquial term that does not have a true definition but is usually understood to mean “round and about an area”, and when used it is usually damnded funny like in this instance.
Id bet I aint the only one whos gotten a lil moist rounst the pannie area
:rotfl:
*looks at gravi again* that’s what i want my husband to look like
MOTHER JEFF!!
@MOTHER JEFFERSON
“Ima start posting paynus gravis in protest to Rihanna posts ”
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Please don’t….
hey fayfay
how are you?
rounst
Thats a Southern gem.
Mother Jeff if u care ANYthing about ole FayFay, PLEASE don’t EVA change that gravi k?
thaaaaanks!!!
I can’t see gravis
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I can finally let me fingernails grow 
Nope Brenden, I suggest you get on craigslist
:blow:
I dont think I would fluck him with another bish puss.
I might let him stick the head in tho.. .:ashamed: OUCH! (in advance)
twin ur missing out
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
Mother Jeff if u care ANYthing about ole FayFay, PLEASE don’t EVA change that gravi k?
thaaaaanks!!!
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@Smurfette
Chile’ you are missing something special with Mother Jefferson’s gravie…
Dicks in socks?
Twin :2dance: Fame
HE IS LOOK LIKE NOXZEMA’S 2ND COUSIN….
Feline Feminine says:
@Mother Jefferson
*FAINTS AND DIES*
Sexual Chocolate
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@OTB
ouuch ouch girl
been there
@SANDRA ROSE
Someone has an offesive gravie posted that is detrimental to the family atmosphere of your muthafluckin blog! I suggest you remind some these people of the rules!
@OTB
IKR! and he is just SEMI-erect….just imagine….whew chile! *fans self*
OutsidetheBox says:
I dont think I would fluck him with another bish puss.
I might let him stick the head in tho.. .:ashamed: OUCH! (in advance)
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Thank you <<< too much for me to take but nice to look at
MOTHER JEFF
:blow: WOOOOWZER
Copy & paste
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@Man
shiiiid
Ifandice would at least try to take it allMadea gets buff.
GOOD FUGGIN DAY
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@SANDRA ROSE
Someone has an offesive gravie posted that is detrimental to the family atmosphere of your muthafluckin blog! I suggest you remind some these people of the rules!
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Nope you tell that to IGO!
*Damned near chokes on my Jolly Rancher at MJ’s gravi*
@ Shaun….Couldja answer that last question please and thank you?
MAN STFU!!
LET US ENJOY GAAWD DAM IT!! AND WHAT MOFUKN FAMILY BLOG NOT THIS MOFUKN BLOG RIGHT HERE :nonno:
yallcrazy says:
Dicks in socks?
I’ze going to call him Long John Silver 
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U need to see that shyt
@Smurfette
I hooked you up, check ur email…
@MAN
OLE SNITCHING ASS!!
So wait? Is he trying to say, lose weight like a man, but dress like a woman? Or lose a little bit of weight, stand in an all black background(to try to make yourself look slimmer), promoting weight watchers, while looking like a complete BUFOON! He’s embarrassing! the things people do for $$$
I need a description. It’s making Man mad
Vero not bad babe, SSDD. waiting for the weekend to arrive
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@SANDRA ROSE
Someone has an offesive gravie posted that is detrimental to the family atmosphere of your muthafluckin blog! I suggest you remind some these people of the rules!
Let me find u one I might be able to attach it like a sew in 
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Stop hating Man
HOLD UP :stop: IGO GRAVI ARE “ARTISTIC” FUKN HEFFAS!!
That is some hysterectomy status equipment right there.
*runs outta here clutching my pearls*
I might be able to attach it like a sew in
What ya’ll talking bout
That is some hysterectomy status equipment right there.
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ion want kids anyway :wave:
KDub says:
WHO DA FUGG THAT ILL IN MOTHER JEFFERSON GRAVI????
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That is Long John Silver Kdub
:fistbump:
OOH NOO I HAD ONE BIG ONE
THE FUKN TIP WENT IN AND I SSCCRREEAMD!! 
FUK A HAAMMER!! 
@Eazy
That anaconda in Mother Jefferson’s gravie!
Sandra,
I come to you to plead that you review some of the debauchery that has transpired on your blog. I can not sit by and allow a dignified and honorable blog be defamed by such vulgarity.
If you are not aware of what I’m referring to, in the “Charles Barkley” post a certain poster disrespected all of your readers by displaying a lewd picture of man’s abnormally large and deformed penis. I won’t give the posters name but it was post number 50.
I truly hope that you take action to prevent this form happening in the future. Just imagine if the children of some of your friends happen to come on the blog, like Zonnniiaqua (or whatever her name is).
Sincerly,
Concerned.
Wait a minnnnn! Mother Jefferson ! Wheew let me cover my eyes *as i spread my fingers apart to still peep
Wait a minnnnn! Mother Jefferson ! Wheew let me cover my eyes *as i spread my fingers apart to still peep
@Yall
I can see gravi’s either
But OTB had me
in tha other post talkn bout Lakes we in the Berkely post 
MAN
ESSSTE WEEEY!! 
Lawd Mother Jeff
Mr. hooked a bish up rounst abt 2:00 a.m. this mernin, but uhm er a..yo gravi makin me forget how it went down & i need to refresh my memory 
So yall cant handle all that huh? Psssh! *kegal winks* i can LEAST do half
Heyyyy Ty guhl!
<—coochie shrink cream
Wheeew, thats giving me flashbacks! *tryna remember this # I had a few summers ago…let me see if he still on fb
I really REALLY hate Man!!!
CHOCO
SHE LOOKN OUT FOR HER MIJA DAM IT!! 
*pushes Man* _/
Shut up fewl!
Ok, I saw!
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How did you see Imma log out and log back in maybe that will help
how you do the words with the line thru it? its URGENT
Imma need Mother Jefferson to post every few seconds, so I can stop scrolling back up, that’s the most bewyoutafullest gravi I’ve ever seent in my life
@Choco
Ion think I should forward that image to your work email…
But let me know if you wanna see it…
:wave: @ Fay
I wonder does it curve
Choco, you’ll see it in 5,4,3,2,1….
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey says:
Imma need Mother Jefferson to post every few seconds, so I can stop scrolling back up, that’s the most bewyoutafullest gravi I’ve ever seent in my life
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I already asked her to do that…but she be bullshyttin’!
Ty says:
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@SANDRA ROSE
Someone has an offesive gravie posted that is detrimental to the family atmosphere of your muthafluckin blog! I suggest you remind some these people of the rules!
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Stop hating Man Let me find u one I might be able to attach it like a sew in
@ Mother Jefferson
I am dick-motized….
I wonder does it curve
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now that will be cruel to all the other men on this earth, too much in one package! I would stalk this man
at mother Jeff’s gravi WOWZERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@Eazy
@Fe
I do but chit Im even sketchy on the work email as a matter a fact don’t my boss sits behind me I aint chancing it today
@ Man
no one complains when it’s a gravi full of pumps and bumps, 
stop the hate Man
He looks like my grower I
so dearly!!! 
<<<<—-never had the pleasure of a curved dick…. *daydreams*
IS THAT THE LINING OF THE TIP.. THE NICE ROUND PROLLY PINK TIP
@Mother Jefferson
*faints*
*goes to car to whip out my bullet and handle some bullet*
Lawd have mercy!! I’d let him put the head in too, cause I can’t fit all that. But lawd….. I’d like to just hold it.
Feline Feminine says:
<<<<—-never had the pleasure of a curved dick…. *daydreams*
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@Choco
‘kay…
maybe if you clear your cache it’ll show up on SR…
What the Hell is going on In here
Ty if that sumbish CURVE too??
*checks into local divorce lawyers*
@Lake I know it was like her intuition was like go get Lakes
Poor lil dink dink. Are you getting strange feelings “down there” what with Charlene in a dress AND Mother Jefferson’s Gravi? Woo woo woo.
Mother Jefferson has made my afternoon ____/ <—-me relaxing for the rest of the day
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
IS THAT THE LINING OF THE TIP..
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:blow:
Sandra just emailed me, she said she will address this shortly.
She said it’s been a while since she “cleaned house.”
@FE
WELL A CURVE DICK HITS THE SPOT!!! AND IF HE CANT HIT YOU CANT SIT ON IT AND HIT YOUR OWN DANG SPOT !!!
I think I’d try to take that all in too…I’d be walking funny for about 3 days, but he could rearrange my insides…
SASSY THATS WHAT IM SAYING THE TIP YES THE WHOOOOLE FUKN DACK!!
U AINT FINNA DEMOLISH MY FUKN WALLS.. UNFLUFF MY WALLS 
FUK AND THAT.. I DO WANT TO HOLD IT THO 
<— will take one for the team
that's what friends are for
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
FUK A HAAMMER!!
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Yes ma’am Fuk em hard!!!
*Calls home to booski to tell him to be nakiid and ready when I get home…
@JMO
@Fayla
I was saying on Twitter last night that mister gave me the BEST nut I’ve had in weeks on Tuesday while I was teleworking (and drive by posting), but that thing in Mother’s gravi….
@Mother Jefferson
Do you know him in real life or is he just a gravi? Cause if so, my number is 443….
@YGO
Don’t listen to ANYTHING Man is saying right now.
@Jenie
Her gravi just made you fukk up the spelling of the word “bite.”
@SAUCEY
So I’ve heard…
<< NEVER HAD A CURVE DACK… SOMEBODY TELL ME ALL ABOUT IT!!
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:
@Mother Jefferson
*faints*
*goes to car to whip out my bullet and handle some bullet*
Lawd have mercy!! I’d let him put the head in too, cause I can’t fit all that. But lawd….. I’d like to just hold it.
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and um yeah
:boob: tips all hard in shit
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
<< NEVER HAD A CURVE DACK… SOMEBODY TELL ME ALL ABOUT IT!!
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THATS WHAT IM SAYING THE TIP YES THE WHOOOOLE FUKN DACK
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ya’ll better pull them big girl panties down and ease on down that!
Dearest @Man:
This is one of your fellow posters. I wanted to take time out to say satcho azz down and stfu. >>>>>
You sound jellis.
Your sister in Christ,
Kdub.
P.S. Don’t u have an Executive Height Adjuster Online spring sale to log into? Why dont you get some EHA flip flops for you AND Ray J.
Sir…we talkin’ bout that beautiful specimen in Mother Jefferson’s gravie…
@LAKES READ #148
@FE
THAT WAS SO LONG AGAIN BUT YES I CAN REMEMBER *SIGH*
@Mother Jefferson Summammabish…. (Sorry Lakes)
Chile if that thang CURVESSSSSS!!!!!!!!
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
Ty if that sumbish CURVE too?? *checks into local divorce lawyers*
I think I can take him though.. I want a shot at the title 
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U aint lying Fay. I’ve been looking at it for a minute and I think he is curvy
@IGO u wouldn’t understand
Stand on the sideline with Man and let him cry on your shoulder.
CANDI IS THAT FANDICE SPEAKING??
**LOOKS FOR CAND HALO**
Mother Jeffersons gravi got folk in here mis-spelling, typing all dyslexic and chit…
KDub says:
Dearest @Man:
This is one of your fellow posters. I wanted to take time out to say satcho azz down and stfu. >>>>>
You sound jellis.
Your sister in Christ,
Kdub.
P.S. Don’t u have an Executive Height Adjuster Online spring sale to log into? Why dont you get some EHA flip flops for you AND Ray J.
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KDub says:
Dearest @Man:
This is one of your fellow posters. I wanted to take time out to say satcho azz down and stfu. >>>>>
You sound jellis.
Your sister in Christ,
Kdub.
P.S. Don’t u have an Executive Height Adjuster Online spring sale to log into? Why dont you get some EHA flip flops for you AND Ray J.
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*adds me and fandice’s signatures*
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:
@Jenie
Her gravi just made you fukk up the spelling of the word “bite.”
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Nah that was me
You know its been said some of the smartest people can hardly spell 
@Jenie
SEE?! That thing got me fukking up my thoughts too!!
Damn gravi got me all discombobulated & confused!!!
nahhh shiiiid that’s me talkin! *throws halo in the trunk of my car* :wave:
@Sassy
Whew chile
@EAZY
LOOK I TRIED A HUUUGE ONE WHEN I WAS ABOUT 19 AND WHEN I SAID THE BED LOOK LIKE SOMEBODY GOT SHOT AND DRAGGED UP OUT OF THERE 
AGAIN FUK A HAMMER **CLUTCHES PEARLS**
@Sassy
Laker, a curved one hits all them other spots yo
jeniefrumdabloc says:
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:
@Mother Jefferson
*faints*
*goes to car to whip out my bullet and handle some bullet*
Lawd have mercy!! I’d let him put the head in too, cause I can’t fit all that. But lawd….. I’d like to just hold it.
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and um yeah
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Sh!T I will try my damnest though!
This would be me..
“OH SHIIIIIT YOU KILLIN ME…. BUT I CAN’T STOP YAH!” 
Wheeew
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Sandra just emailed me, she said she will address this shortly.
She said it’s been a while since she “cleaned house.”
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Sandra, make sure you address gravi’s that clearly reference the documentary on pimps up and hoes down…
I think that sir in Mother’s gravi is finna lead to my divorce before I even get married.
*calls Mister*
“Hey, I ain’t never coming home no more. Have a nice life.”
KDUB
IGO WERE THE FUK U BEEN AT BABE??
fandice was in a situation where he was like ion think this is gonna work, but after a lil while it fit and
moral of the story, don’t be scared and don’t give up u guys!
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:
Chile if that thang CURVESSSSSS!!!!!!!!
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Just wow
Now, I wouldn’t let that Gravi anywhere near me but I can still appreciate the thought of it.
KDub says:
Dearest @Man:
This is one of your fellow posters. I wanted to take time out to say satcho azz down and stfu. >>>>>
You sound jellis.
Your sister in Christ,
Kdub.
P.S. Don’t u have an Executive Height Adjuster Online spring sale to log into? Why dont you get some EHA flip flops for you AND Ray J.
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Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:
I think that sir in Mother’s gravi is finna lead to my divorce before I even get married.
*calls Mister*
“Hey, I ain’t never coming home no more. Have a nice life.”
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HARLEM NIGHTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:
Chile if that thang CURVESSSSSS!!!!!!!!
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KDub says:
Dearest @Man:
This is one of your fellow posters. I wanted to take time out to say satcho azz down and stfu. >>>>>
You sound jellis.
Your sister in Christ,
Kdub.
P.S. Don’t u have an Executive Height Adjuster Online spring sale to log into? Why dont you get some EHA flip flops for you AND Ray J.
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Could yall imagine THAT on Viagra?!
*calls Mister*
“Hey, I ain’t never coming home no more. Have a nice life.”
Poor lil dink dink. Are you getting strange feelings “down there” what with Charlene in a dress AND Mother Jefferson’s Gravi? Woo woo woo.
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@Fe
I tried everything send it to my email – SG tried but the attachment didn’t come and as far as CURVED Janks 
#YUMMY TO MY TUMMY
@KDUB
why would be jealous of some dude that has some sort of deformity???
I just had to scroll up again
Damn Mother Jefferson…… Shait.
You know what I’m not gon even hate…..if the ladies warm off of it. So be it….besides I can’t see it. On my phone right now.
POST AGAIN JEFFERSON!!
IT LOOKS SOO BIG THO YO!! I BET ITS A GOOD 
MMMHHHMM!!
*sitting on my heel right now*
That’s the kinda dick you get in your 20’s yo!
@ YSO….Scaredy Cat!
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@KDUB
why would be jealous of some dude that has some sort of deformity???
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Aw man
that is not a deformity 
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:
I think that sir in Mother’s gravi is finna lead to my divorce before I even get married.
*calls Mister*
“Hey, I ain’t never coming home no more. Have a nice life.”
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Girl Sunshine made him leave his wife and kids
Laker been working a bit….sorry
8========>
Feline Feminine says:
*sitting on my heel right now*
yallcrazy says:
That’s the kinda dick you get in your 20?s yo!
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@Mother Jefferson
Do you KNOW him??!!!
Look, I don’t usually trick off on dudes, but I’d be willing to pay for dinner for a chance to go 3 rounds with him. 10 mins a round. That’s all I’m saying!
Lawd…..that type of equipment just shouldn’t be LEGAL!!
Really glad it’s about time to get off, need to get a “load off” in my car real quick.
@ Cousin…I just need about an hour with it to make up for this drought and shyt.
@Lakes sorry to hear that cause thats all Im used to, let a chris brown come around here….
SCREAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
NO NEW GRAVI”S I cant see
Secretly hates Mother Jefferson
@EAZY
Please cover your eyes and don’t view these vulgar and degrading pictures that this lady of ill-repute has posted.
@YALL
THAT TYPE OF DICK YOU GET AS LONG AS YOU CAN HANDLE IT !!
YALL
FUK THAT IN UR 20’S… THATS SOME DACK U GET IN UR 30S WHEN THE MOTOR GOT SOME MILES AND ITS “ESSPIRIENCE”
*just noticed that Mother Jefferson punked out!*
@DIMPZ
Sure am.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@KDUB
why would be jealous of some dude that has some sort of deformity???
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Deformity
oh my dayum…well he can stick every inch of that deformed tallywhacker all up in thru this here
*fans legs*, asks other ladies in office “are ya’ll hot or is it just me?”
“It’s just you girl”,
closes door for about ten-lebben minnets…
“Hey, I ain’t never coming home no more. Have a nice life.”
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Harlem Nights!!!
yallcrazy says:
That’s the kinda dick you get in your 20?s yo!
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I wouldnt have been able to climb that tree in my 20s
@EAZY
I SWEAR CHRIS BROWN… ENOUGH SAID THAY MAN HAS TO BREAK BREAKING BACKS
EAZY
I JUST AINT BEEN TOOK THERE BEFORE EAZ.. MY CUTI CAT WOULD GO MUTE ON THAT DACK!! 
NOT A PUURRRR OR MEEEOWW!! BUT A FIRM PZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!
That’s the kind of dick you grab while in his pocket and ish
That’s one of them dikks where dude could be butt ugly, buck toothed and stupid and bishes would STILL chase his azz DOWN to ride him.
He got one of dem dikks where after he takes his pants off, he don’t even have a damned FACE anymore! Azz be basically decapitated for all you care when his dikk comes out.
*leans in*
And it don’t even look fully hard. Ughhh!!!! *faints again*
Couldja answer that last question please and thank you?
yallcrazy says:
That’s the kinda dick you get in your 20?s yo!
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@Choco
I sent it, can you see it now?
@ Sassy… Yes Ma’am @ 228
SAUCEY82 says:
@YALL
THAT TYPE OF DICK YOU GET AS LONG AS YOU CAN HANDLE IT !!
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Bull shat !!!! Mess around and have a soup bowl keep fugging with that. You will start look like you have a pad on for life, that skin gone be stretched to the max
…”deformed tallywhacker”…
@ Saucey, is there another Chris Brown you speak of? Because the famous has a #2 pencil in his pants and is incapable of breaking a coochie, maybe a nose or a heart, but not a back and not from fluckin
SASSY DIVORCING MISTER
@Yall
<——- guilty of pocket-pulling Mister all the time when in public. He loves it!
Well I wouldn’t now -I’m not damaging my goodies with that kind now
ION think
I bet he’s spent a COUPLE of tax refunds.
@Hershey bawahahahhahah
@Fe
I fuggn give up 
Why was it the one of Mother Jefferson’s face
Yall curse me out and chit
SEE YALL MONDAY
I GOTZ TO GOOOO!!
@ Cousin… I would
THATS SOME DACK U GET IN UR 30S WHEN THE MOTOR GOT SOME MILES AND ITS “ESSPIRIENCE”
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yeah, thats no rookie dack! gotta be able to handle that thang
Chris Brown’s peencil (pencil peen) ain’t have NOTHING on that there Gravi.
(takes my ass to the innocent kona asapedly)
jeniefrumdabloc says:
SAUCEY82 says:
@YALL
THAT TYPE OF DICK YOU GET AS LONG AS YOU CAN HANDLE IT !!
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Bull shat !!!! Mess around and have a soup bowl keep fugging with that. You will start look like you have a pad on for life, that skin gone be stretched to the max
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STFU
@Laker
@Dimpz
Girl, I know he done ran through a BOATLOAD of chicks tax refunds. Chicks siting home with no lights, kids hungry, phone cut off…..but they calling from pay phones to pay his azz for some peen.
Man…..
Now I’ma go home to Mister’s peen and feel cheated. SMH.
are you serious????
huh????
how??
mmmkay, the image I see is still the dick image!
ahhh, I should have saved it instead of copying and pasting it…
@ Sassy blind, cripple and crazy, but with a piece like that there, he’s the finest sumabytch walkin and a bytch will cut another bytch up over his snaggle toofed azz
Right Jenny, be having beef curtains and ish. They’ve been warned.
uuuu BUT
I guess if you just hop up and down on the tip it wouldn’t do too much damage
Me too Sassy
Man that dude unit is not illy-formed. It is the way Gawd made it.
Just like he made that girl with the wide back that you usta
Chris Browns peen too skinty, Mother Jefferson avi was PURRRRR fect!
Stunt dick. Make ya wanna try all kinds of dangerous tricks and shyt.
@MAN
See what you done did?! And you call ME the Queen C0ckblocker!!
MzDimplez1123 says:
Stunt dick. Make ya wanna try all kinds of dangerous tricks and shyt.
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No I didn’t yo
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Laker
yallcrazy says:
Right Jenny, be having beef curtains and ish.
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@Mother Jefferson
I demand you to change that gravie back and pay Man no mind….just change it back for 5 minutes so I can save it!
@LAKES
BYE
Well I’ll let you ladies have that….BUT on IGO after dark. I think I wanna have a cute panties contest…. so if you wanna be down with. Hit me up and send pics of your sexiest panties….. and ill put em up.
Disclaimer:
All pics are for fun puporses only and I will not tell whose panties belong to who
@Fe
Yes babes
But heres what I will share I’ve had a RIVER MONSTER dyck before and while that thing sucked the oxygen out of Nichole I was hooked on it – and you can’t be no rookie cuz I had to work around how huge and hung he was on second thought Im glad i didn’t see the pic memories and chit – and I told the fuker to never call or text me again
MzDimplez1123 says:
Stunt dick. Make ya wanna try all kinds of dangerous tricks and shyt.
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@MOTHER JEFFERSON
It’s too late now. Sandra said she will be looking into this tomorrow.
Right Jenny, be having beef curtains and ish.
my eyes, my eyes, my eyes…that vision
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No I didn’t yo
I got scolded and chit _I_ 
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Bish you know you told me off heffa
Igo, have you not noticed that they’re ignoring you?
@ IGO…..Do you have to be wearing the panties?
I ended it w/a please though
@YSO
“See what you done did?! And you call ME the Queen C0ckblocker!! ”
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Shouldn’t you be eating your 12th meal of the day?
The wide back guhl
Stunt dick. Make ya wanna try all kinds of dangerous tricks and shyt.
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@Choco
My first was a river monster dick…he made me bleed for real….and his ass was serving up the city with that thang yo, he was fukking EVERYBODY… honestly, I didn’t even start liking sex until AFTER I stopped fukking with him….but I’s experienced and mature now, so I can handle that hammer up there!
Cousin, you should’ve just sent him some panties on the bedspread photos
I ended it w/a please though
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Bish that was a DIRECT ORDER
Is that Wendy Williams?
no bueno.
@ FE….My first was 8 1/2 to 9″. Played with him off on on for 10yrs. it’s over now though. *kicks rocks, throws in towel, Plays viloin,
Jenny, with boots on
#forleverageandshyt 
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#terrified
I made my monster dick wait like no other, he thought I was playing hard to get, but I wasn’t
But in the end that mofo was calling out my name on command
@Dimpz
@FE
Why am I about to text him my new number cuz of yall heffas
That’s why I told him to never text or call me again now granted he was giving up to everyone but I did call him community dyck and he got mad ION CARE Mofo when I ask for that chit bring it – he always said when you dont get you’re way it’s a problem – yes when it comes to sex it is!
@Dimpz
“Stunt dick. Make ya wanna try all kinds of dangerous tricks and shyt.”
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Dimplez
That’s totally up to you……but know that alll pics you send will be with full discretion
My first when I was 16 was 15 and had a 8.5 inch MONSTER! Thick as HEYUL!!!
Could only have sex with him TWICE and both times we did it, it looked like somebody had been KILLED in my room. Blood on the carpet, bed, mattress, walls, trail to the bathroom, in the tub….
LOL! I couldn’t habdle it. Never got to let him “finish” either time because that was just TOOOOO much.
I’d HATE to see what he grew up to have.
Im luckky when it comes to the River Monsters…! Had 4 in my day, 2 baby tadpoles (ugh). Im convinced that Im built “FORD” tough for my type of dudes
@Fe
out the blue the spontaneous chit 
Yeah cuz a nigga will hit a bish up ya know what I mean
I had monster dyck and it was awful, he didnt know what to do with it, and it hurt
but I had another that was big like him and he was good 
@Feline, my ex stayed making me bleed TMI
@MAN
And shouldn’t YOU and your Snausage be displeasing some young, tender shimlord?
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:
My first when I was 16 was 15 and had a 8.5 inch MONSTER! Thick as HEYUL!!!
Could only have sex with him TWICE and both times we did it, it looked like somebody had been KILLED in my room. Blood on the carpet, bed, mattress, walls, trail to the bathroom, in the tub….
LOL! I couldn’t habdle it. Never got to let him “finish” either time because that was just TOOOOO much.
at the massacre scene
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Nah no bleeding for me – not after I was devirginized and became a Scarlet A hussie for having sex before marriage
Mother Jefferson please return the eyecandy asap!!!
Curve+length+that girth =:sick:
Cause the cat is definitely gonna be outtake commission for some days
YSoSrs says:
@MAN
And shouldn’t YOU and your Snausage be displeasing some young, tender shimlord?
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You come up with the DARNDEST stuff!
Choco aka Hippie says:
Nah no bleeding for me – not after I was devirginized and became a Scarlet A hussie for having sex before marriage
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*logging off and going home to have some ME time*
@Mother Jefferson
Real talk, you need to bring that thang back, Man is just talking shyt!
g’nite all!
anything for a buck huh
River monster
Alright folks! It’s my quittin time! Going to my car to get more in touch with my feelings (right before I c-um) and shyt. Will catch ya’ll later if I don’t walk in the door and go right to sleep from the “release.”
Goodnight all
Choco aka Hippie says:
Nah no bleeding for me – not after I was devirginized and became a Scarlet A hussie for having sex before marriage
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Me either
I never bled and was horrified when my friends told me they did 
Bleeding, wtf! I woulda been scared myself
@JMO
Some women’s cervix are lower which will and can cause bleeding
Did I miss anything? Mofos expecting me to work and ish
I never bled (is that a word?)
My ex didn’t bleed back in the day,I thought I did it wrong
Did I miss anything? Mofos expecting me to work and ish
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RECAP
@YSO
“And shouldn’t YOU and your Snausage be displeasing some young, tender shimlord?”
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Fluck you Yso.
whats the topic?
I know yall not on Charles tyler perry Barkley still
So I’m gonna act like this thread never happened….
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@YSO
“And shouldn’t YOU and your Snausage be displeasing some young, tender shimlord?”
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Fluck you Yso.
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awe!!
I love the banter….the ol gang’s back 
So I’m gonna act like this thread never happened….
RECAP STAT!
@CHoco
I was like her cooter must be broken 
WCC, you’ve gotta read the whole post, but Kdub is out working on her recap now
Frenchie
Where to yo?
So I’m gonna act like this thread never happened….
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Me too.
yallcrazy says:
WCC, you’ve gotta read the whole post, but Kdub is out working on her recap now
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@Dimpz
@ACE
I was completely flabbergasted and insulted by this post and have let me feeling be known to Sandra.
*walking back and forth stalking the post waiting on Kdub*
*clicks start*
*clicks run*
*types cmd*
*types C:*
*type Format E: /all*
*hits enter*
*type Format C: /all*
*hits enter*
Phro, did you do her wrong because you thought she was “already out there”?
Nah,I just licked it…. @Yall cause she called me and told me she could still feel me in her…
*Adjusts halo*
Awe man….I lost my recap
Recap
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Charles look like the threesome lovechild of Gina, Ving Rhames and Madea…that pic is the product of their lust
We was shooting the shat about a gravi Mrs J had that had the biggest scholong my azz done seen up close or in pics in at LEAST 2 years (don’t tell my ex hubby he would be crushed). Shawty had TALENT. SHEW.
@Man is a hater and told on us as we was getting our eyes full of girth. Bastid.
Spooked the purity shat outta Mrs. J who removed the gravi.
We all hope his hating shawt shawt azz chokes to def on his Haterade.
The end.
OH…this recap has been brung to you by Kdub on this 29th day of March tew thousand and twelf.
Phro, those few words just turned me on alittle
LOL
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FIND IT! 
@Kdub
I was like her cooter must be broken
Or already Rooter Scooter been up in ther 
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“brung to you”
Oops
#mybad #takeback
29th day of March tew thousand and twelf.
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This chit slays me everytime
Phrozen1der says:
Nah,I just licked it…. @Yall cause she called me and told me she could still feel me in her…
*Adjusts halo*
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My number is 312 …
@Yall
@Choco And that was fine,made my job easier AND cleaner!!
Did this ninja just erase me E:\?! :chop:
@Jmo
@Choco that “brung” took me clean outta here
@Kdub
Sassy is so silly for wanting to give her number to Jefferson … That was funny as hell
@Choco And that was fine,made my job easier AND cleaner!!
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No PHRO its how she spells the date for some reason I always see elf instead of twelf
& I read it in her church lady voice
IONO Cousin
@CHoco
@ Cousin….He did. Watch what I do to his XBOX during the next Milian post.
*jumps at you w/my hands* What’s up skinny piglet?
*Popped back in to ask
Why nobody told me Conan (Jason Momoa) was that FIONE for a YT guy. Heysus!!!
Nah,I just licked it…. @Yall cause she called me and told me she could still feel me in her… *Adjusts halo*
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So….when you coming back to NC agane? I can meetchu halfway…you in DC right? When can you get to…Roanoke Rapids? Fugg it I will come to Richmond. Far as I am coming though.
Cousin, don’t mess up the lunch budget #helpingyoupicktherightfights
Why nobody told me Conan (Jason Momoa) was that FIONE for a YT guy. Heysus!!!
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CHILE….Lisa Bonet cray azz picked her one didn’t she? SHEW. Sweet Jesus with fresh afterbirth that man is fine.
Yep, I see Jmo took her lil skinny piglet home #scareymaryyouandher
So what did I miss????
What is going on in here?
Somebody please….
He is fine, but he groped his co-star in front of Lisa B :2thumbsdown: in my book…
@ Eazy…He’s a Samoan and Lawd I got a THANG for them at the moment.
*see gravi for verification*
Hey fat azz!
@KDUb
Sweet Jesus with fresh afterbirth that man is fine
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AHH damn right!! She one lucky weird Morticia lookin thang
Hey Posche…How ironicalistic we ‘came’ together
how was yo day. Minez was great. My whole week was. If this weekend turns out the way I’m hoping,,,Chile…
Cousin, Rock is looking better IMO, he didn’t used to look like that to me
I can’t see gravis now though
@ Choco….HE started it!
@ Cousin..*bows head* I.Will.Hold.MY.Tongue.And.Fingers.For.The.Sake.Of.The.Budget
He’s a Samoan and Lawd I got a THANG for them at the moment
Where Yso..? What about them?
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o yeah? I think Im about to change my “type”
Hey Yallita…Dont you luv this
Reminds me of me…Yes me…I owns my robustnuss hontey 
@ Cousin…
I have loved Dwayne since he was Rocky Maivia, lil chunky Samoan kid with a FroHawk. He has grown to become the hottest thing under the sun. Gray hairs, bald head and all.
Hey BRENDEN
Yeah I ‘came’ last night
How are you? I’m great….trying to
cook right now.
Gal what you cookin? O_O Lets not forget you IZ the same woman who thought fish grease and fish oil was the same thang
Heyyyy Y’all ….!!!!!!
Well Brenden aren’t you the same
guy/girl who thought cum was
lotion….that’s why you ejaculate
every morning in the efforts of trying
to rid yourself of previous cum around
your mouth…
Brenden,
Are you really gay or heterosexual?
I forget.
YALLC
anywhere but here
anywhere but here
dimpzzzz
you play a good game on wwf yo!
Frenchie!!!!! Hey boo!
Brenden is on punishment…
@Posche I dnt believe in lables
‘s 
Hey French
I see YallStill done left for the day. Probably watchin Dr Oz…Like she learnin sumthin.smh…Whats the point of buying all them low calorie snacks he recommends when you eat them All in 1 sitting?
Brenden you WOULD know
eating all the snacks at once.
Brenden you WOULD know about
eating all the snacks at once.
goodnight guys! see ya tomorrow!
Bye Frenchie..!
Bye Frenchie By Posche By TummyOlotta
I’m finna go play my numbas! Posche you would wanna be nice to me,,,After 2moro I’ll have enuff money to get you out of them subsidized apts 
Hmmmp I learned from the best (yo fat azz)
But listen here! You better drop of that ebt food card this month. Or else
& ION wanna hear shyt about you having to buy you big momma her natural laxitives this month.
My single family home is actually quite
beautiful Brenden! That I OWN..!
Too bad you’re so hot in those
cinder block projects. Remember to
shake off thoses German roaches
before you lay down tonight.
Remember last time when they
crawled up your azz. Oh my bad, you
actually liked that feeling…
Goodnight my loves!
Jenie
You know how Brenden turns on us.
He started with me and now he can
forget about me shaving this back
tomorrow and setting up his appt. to
get circumcised.
Peeks back in here and DIES at the Porche vs. Brenden exchange. I am allll de way dead.
Find the robert zimmermann’s Florida fox news interview! Msnbc just showed a clip on Lawrence Odonnell’s show.
Unbelievable! *looking in the sky to see*
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@SANDRA ROSE
Someone has an offesive gravie posted that is detrimental to the family atmosphere of your muthafluckin blog! I suggest you remind some these people of the rules!
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Thank you for bringing this to my attention. After a lengthy review of the gravi in question I found no violations of the community rules regarding offensive content. I wonder if you were mistaken about what you thought you saw?
@ yallcrazy, I refuse to post that man’s lies on my blog. Everybody in Zimmerman’s camp are liars and they are all in on the police cover up of this crime.
Hello SR family. Got a late start driving from CT to GA. I normally take just my just my kids but Mom is with me so the trip is a lil longer cause she is a diabetic. I’m in Maryland now at a hotel. I stopped to rest and relax before I finish driving. I wanted to come and thank you guys for all the prayers and support. I’m better and the kids are sounding pretty good. I will be with them soon. TTYL!
His arms do look a little Serena-ish…
Gypsy
and safe journey to you…God will see you through this 
We haven’t heard from Joe Oliver since that I interview, have we? That brother is a liar. Dude arrived at the police station 34 minutes after he murdered Trayvon. No bandage on the nose, he hopped out the car with NO help. Not buying the story at all.
Gyp
Gypsy, yall be careful driving& take these for later
One more
Naija, whew child! *shivers and stirs up memories of that nice duck*
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Zoe, they all up lying and lying sloppy-style
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Auntie, I was done when robert zimmermann said he cant believe all of the hate that his family has rec’d from President Obama…. Say what fool?
Oh & Man probably just had something in his eye, he’s trippin’
Gypsy-
Thinking of you and praying for your strength,
@Sandra I totally agree with you on that Zimmerman mess, I sat there and watch that lying brother last night on Peirce Morgan and dude didn’t even answer 85% of the question P. Morgan asked, not to mention he couldnt even look him directly in the eyes. LIAR !
Morning everyone 
lovezoe
I’m sure after that hilarious interview they reassessed and made sure to never send a nigguh to do a whities job
Yallcray I’m still
but your font soothes my soul 
Lakes, jen
morning divas
Mawnin Folks!
Where’s Mother Jefferson? Out here posting gravis that break up happy marriages and sh*t!
Sandra Rose says:
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@SANDRA ROSE
Someone has an offesive gravie posted that is detrimental to the family atmosphere of your muthafluckin blog! I suggest you remind some these people of the rules!
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Thank you for bringing this to my attention. After a lengthy review of the gravi in question I found no violations of the community rules regarding offensive content. I wonder if you were mistaken about what you thought you saw?
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Maybe he was jealous of what he saw
cause size really does matter
HAPPY FRIDAY YALL!!!
Good monring everyone.
@ MAN tryna tattletale on someonebody AND even mo’ 
that Sandra reviewed gravis! 
Sassy Motherfcuking Sassy <<<just wanted to font motherfcking
Hershey
Hey Maveeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnn
Tatted
never leave me again, never leave me again
WUT
so you saw the infamous schlong too? hmpf 
anyway *sucks teeth*
NaijaGal says:
Tatted never leave me again, never leave me again
WUT so you saw the infamous schlong too? hmpf anyway *sucks teeth*
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MMMMMMUUUUUMMMMMM…deeeeeelitefulllll….dicklicious!!!
@Naija
It was beautiful too. Smooth long..fat… Its was one that if he just walked in front of you and just whipped it out… you would just be instantly dickmotized and would want to touch it anddootherbadstuffthatwouldhaveyourashamedbymorning
I been thinkin’ ’bout that dick last night and all this morning on the way to work….
@Mother Jefferson
Come baaaaack!!!!!!!!
Man was a hot mess
Morning 96 <<<Try it you might like it…
GOOD MORNING BEAUTIFUL SR PEOPLE
FUTURE MILLION AS OF TODAY <———
@ Jenie
wasn’t he! And went and snitched to on us to Sandra hmph!
But what was funny Sandra responded back and said
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Thank you for bringing this to my attention. After a lengthy review of the gravi in question I found no violations of the community rules regarding offensive content. I wonder if you were mistaken about what you thought you saw?
I laughed soo hard when she said that! I was like
Sandra?
Morning Saucey, tatted, Naija, Wut and anyone else I missed
@WUT I see you keep rubbing it in (possible pun intended)
FeFe
*side-eye for you witnessing the great d*ck*
@JENIE
Man alta be ashamed for that foolishness
But it was funny 
@ Naija – I PROMISE I WONT! I WASN’T FEEL TOO WELL YESTERDAY!
@ Fe – YOU…ARE…A…MESS! Girl, you had me cracking up all day yesterday!
@ WUT – Hey pooookie!
@ SAUCE – Heeey mama!
@ Jenie – Yeah, I saw that and I was cracking THEE heyul up! Man is a mess!
@ 69 – HEEEEY Baby!
I WAS NOT ABLE TO SEE THE GREATNESS OF THE CURVED YESTERDAY..
I BET IT WAS REAL NICE. LIKE I ALWAYS SAY SOEMTIME YOU HAVE TO TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM
That was some gravi, that should go down as the most delicious gravi of 2012, and it’s just March
I dreamt of that sock puppet last night
@Naija
It was a sight to SEE, do you HEAR me???? And it wasn’t even fully erect, just a semi… and dude looked like he was carrying about 10 lbs in his drawers…
@TATTED
GLAD YOU FEEL BETTER
jeniefrumdabloc says:
Man alta be ashamed for that foolishness But it was funny
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and Ace azz gone say ummm I’m going to pretend this thread never happened… crazy
Morning…
@Tatted
So you was lurking huh?
NaijaGal says:
@WUT I see you keep rubbing it in (possible pun intended)
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Feline! *sprinks my shoulder with catnip..
@Mannie
@Mannie
@ Fe – Nope, I wasn’t lurking, but when I got in and started reading the posts, I figured Mother Jefferson had some BEEF (pun intended) to settle with MAN then I read he told and I read Sandra’s response and was like
<— ME LITERALLY PASSING THEE FCK OUT! 
Morning Feline
@Wut 
@ SAUCE – Thank you mama! I’m still a bit under the weather, but I’mma survivor, ya heard!
Mannie says:
Morning…
What in the hell did i walk into? Who posted what and why??? LOL and if Man snitched one of yah women folk must have really gotten ratchet in your gravi…
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Hey Mannie!
And no ratchet just… Richard at it’s finest
Feline Feminine says:
@Mannie
there was absolutely NOTHING ratchet about that gravie….beauty was its name…
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Yeah okay…if yah get to post dic pics we should be able to put clit pics…IJS #onlyfairright
<— DON'T EEEM LIKE HUMAN PEEN AND I WISH I COULD'VE SEENT IT!
Too early in the morning for this Shat
WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:
jeniefrumdabloc says:
Man alta be ashamed for that foolishness But it was funny
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and Ace azz gone say ummm I’m going to pretend this thread never happened… crazy
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yeah this thread needs to be burned and deleted from the archives…
cause if it did exist i would probably have to consult a lawyer…cause my wife was getting out right reckless in this bish..
Mannie says:
Feline Feminine says:
@Mannie
there was absolutely NOTHING ratchet about that gravie….beauty was its name…
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Yeah okay…if yah get to post dic pics we should be able to put **** pics…IJS #onlyfairright
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It was covered…sort of…
Sis
@Mannie have you not been seeing IGo’s pics…us ladies deserve some Richards…still
I ain’t see it
SIS
I’m 
for you!
Ace says:
WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:
jeniefrumdabloc says:
Man alta be ashamed for that foolishness But it was funny
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and Ace azz gone say ummm I’m going to pretend this thread never happened… crazy
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yeah this thread needs to be burned and deleted from the archives…
cause if it did exist i would probably have to consult a lawyer…cause my wife was getting out right reckless in this bish..
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She wasn’t being reckless.. she was just naturally responding to the “Call of the Wild!” We allll was!
Morning Everybody
Sis
@Mannie
Please, ok, spare me….this pic of the dick was covered…but there was JUST enough of it showing to drive a bish wild!
@TATTED
GO HEAD THEN DESTINY CHILD
We talkn bout the one eye river Maaawwnster?
Tatted
I was going to
you but first, where you been? 
@FE
YOU ARE TOO BAD EARLY THIS MORNING
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
We talkn bout the one eye river Maaawwnster?
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!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
We talkn bout the one eye river Maaawwnster?
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Yes girl… he can swim in my stream anytime…
Shout out to WUT
:whistle
you need Richard in your life
you need Richard in your life
NaijaGal says:
@Mannie have you not been seeing IGo’s pics…us ladies deserve some Richards…still I ain’t see it
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Yeah and aint no
or vagi showing… I think… 
@SAUCEY
That pic was enough to make a bish
@Mannie lies, fallacies & fairtales…just cause the meow has been skinned don’t mean ish
Good Morning you all!
So yesterday here on base there was a fire in the group of houses next to mine. 3 of the 4 families directly affected lost everything. No one was hurt, Thank God. But keep all of us in your prayers please.
Good Morning you all!
So yesterday here on base there was a fire in the group of houses next to mine. 3 of the 4 families directly affected lost everything. No one was hurt, Thank God. But keep all of us in your prayers please.
NaijaGal says:
Shout out to WUT
:whistle
you need Richard in your life
you need Richard in your life
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“Rich!” In ya life! a “Rich” in ya life!
And you need a “Rich”
And you need a “Rich”
And you need A “Rich”
“Rich!” in ya life!
Sorry to hear that Loves, will do
@LovesLove
Oh no sorry to hear will be praying but thank God you are okay and your area wasn’t affected.
@ 69 – Oooh, I was out yesterday! I’m here today soooooo
Feline Feminine says:
@SAUCEY
That pic was enough to make a bish
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I DIDNT GET TO SEE IT, BUT I REMEMBER TALKING ABOUT HAVEING FLASH BACKS….
The Makeup Maven says:
@ 69 – Oooh, I was out yesterday! I’m here today soooooo
<<<< WUT feelings hurt
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Don’t speak to him my Maven (erase your kiss you gave him) I spoke to him several times and hem no speak back…
All these haters and c0ckblockers on SR. Damn shame.
Morning and sht.
Wut & Jenie, thanks! Scariest thing ever. We were stuck outside for hours. If the wind blew in the other direction it would have spread to ours.
YSoSrs says:
All these haters and c0ckblockers on SR. Damn shame.
Morning and sht.
Hate is such a horny reducer…
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snuggles next to you.
@ Loveslove – I will keep them all in my prayers! Thanks for sharing.
Wut
WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:
The Makeup Maven says:
@ 69 – Oooh, I was out yesterday! I’m here today soooooo
<<<< WUT feelings hurt
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Don’t speak to him my Maven (erase your kiss you gave him) I spoke to him several times and hem no speak back…
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IS THAT RIGHT??? He ain't speak to you???
69 says:
Wut
I spoke to you first yesterday.
on your back. 
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I was just trying to get your attention… And it worked! HaH
*Runs full force and smush my
The Makeup Maven says:
WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:
The Makeup Maven says:
@ 69 – Oooh, I was out yesterday! I’m here today soooooo
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Don’t speak to him my Maven (erase your kiss you gave him) I spoke to him several times and hem no speak back… <<<< WUT feelings hurt
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IS THAT RIGHT??? He ain't speak to you???
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Ummm noooOOOH? (sounding like kids do when they lying)
@WUT
WHAT DO YOU SUPPOSE WE TALK ABOUT….. UMMMM HOW ABOUT WHAT WAS THE WORST TIME YOU HAD WITH A LAY..
Ace yo wtf u don’t see me?
Okay we at 500!
Please Sandra!
YSO
<<Stevie Wonder style
Wut
You a fool. I owe you one.
WUT!! :hugs:
A REAL man wouldn’t feel threatened by another man’s dck unless it was about to pound him in the ass against his will.
ACE.
One hour n I’m awwwwf
@YSO
IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY
…. OH SNAPS
G’mornin all!
I left here, got in my car, bust a quick nut and proceeded to drive home. I was in rush hour traffic on I95 damn near falling asleep at the wheel, ya hear me?!
If I had an accident, I was going to hafta sue Mother Jefferson since it was her gravi that got me all hot & bothered in the 1st place.
Everybody knows you need a nap after you jack.
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
One hour n I’m awwwwf
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SO!!!!!
good morning alls
anyone got any ideas how i clean my pot that I burn the other day whilst, i was studying yall talking bout panyus and other such sundry items
MORNING SASSY
JUST GOOD AND NASTY
@Sassy
Everybody knows you need a nap after you jack.
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@YSo
Sauce
@LAKES
THANKIE THANKIE
SO KIND OF YOU
Mornin Saucey & Fefe!
It’s tomorrow but I will take my birfday wishes today and whatever cash you have in your pockets/purses. Thanks.
Yso :2dance:
SAUCEY82 says:
@WUT
WHAT DO YOU SUPPOSE WE TALK ABOUT….. UMMMM HOW ABOUT WHAT WAS THE WORST TIME YOU HAD WITH A LAY..
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OH do IIII have a story!
So me and this guy(young kat) was talking. He was about 6’2″ Cute as hell slim…(Im thinking big dick strong back right)..
WUT was wrong!
He talked sh!it about how he used magnum condoms and how he can hit the spot cus his shyt could miss it cuz it was sooo big right. So WUT is horny and reeetyyyy!
Get this joke to the house HE TURNS THE LIGHTS OUT FIRST! Im like huh? I wanted to see the monster (plus I grade all beef before i consume it) So Im trying to feel for it. He grabs my hands. and start to kiss and work his way down to the kitchen for a meal.. Worst supper time ever. So I hear him kinda see him fiddling with his wrapper and I see the gold of the Magnum wrapper Im like OH yeah Its on! This nigga slides in like a oscar myer…. Im like is that his finger? and he humping and moaning and hissin and growling. Im like
I felt like somebody was giving me the finger literally! He came quick!
this nigga had on a magnum alright.. but the shit was rolled up like a tube sock!
Sayin OH girl that was so good! He rolls off and I turn on the light
YSO
We all headed to Chicago to
with you. 
I was going to wait until the new post but I gotta work today, so it’s early.
Oh lawd. It’s too early.
@Yso
Damn Aries….
YSoSrs says:
@WUT
Oh lawd. It’s too early.
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Its your birthday! It’s Never too late!
Bow to to Queen of the Gravi YSO!
@Wut
That’s like this athlete I was dating.
Fine as hell.
Huge Penis.
Dumb as a doorknob.
Smelly balls.
Never lasted longer than 7 mins.
WASTE of a specimen and a sports contract.
He look like Tisha Campbell the light skin broad face chick from Martin show
@WUT
STFU!!!!!!
OK OK I GOT ONE…..
SO MY COUSIN WAS MESSING WITH THIS GUY AND HIS COUSIN WAS WITH HIM.. SO WE KICKING IT CHILLING YOU KNOW THINGS GET HOT AND READY..
I WAS LIKE 19-20 AT THE TIME AND HE WAS 22-23 TALKING ABOUT HOW HE CAN BREAK BACK AND EAT A MEAN ARSH PU**Y. SO I’M THINKING OK I CAN BE FAST TONIGHT.. WE KISSING TOUCHING FEELING ON EACH OTHER.( HE WAS FOR SURE A MAG) I’M SOOOOOOO HAPPY.
HE GOES LET ME TASTE YOU BABY, SO WHO AM I TO SAY NO.. WELL A BISH SHOULD OF SAID NO!!!!! GIRL HE STARTED KISSING ON MY INNER THIGH PLAYING AROUND, SO IN MY HEAD IM THINKING OKAY CAN YOU GET TO IT. THIS STUPID MOFO GOES THIS IS REALLY MY FIRST TIME DOING THIS BUT I CANT HELP IT WITH YOU. THIS MOFO TAKES A DEEP BREATH AND MOTOR BOATS MY COOKIES…. OMFG!!! NOISE AND ALL HE DID THIS FOR ABOUT 5-10 MINS. I SWEAR I TOLD HIM TO GET UP I HAVE TO GO PEE AND I LEFT THAT FOOL BUCKET NAKED IN THE BED AND LEFT MY COUSIN AT THE HOUSE WITH HIS ARSH TOO…..
NEVER THE HELL AGAIN
Wut
That story.
he got you.
@Saucey
LMAO!
He motorboated you?!
I can’t breevveeee!!!!
Ms. YaYa says:
and more @ WUT’s story..
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Sad.. but true… From that day on. I inspect the package before I let it in my house… shyt ain’t blowing up in my face like that again!
Somebody should have told him buying condoms isn’t like buying sweaters. You can buy them hoping that you will one day grow into them…
BlackBeauti says:
He look like Tisha Campbell the light skin broad face chick from Martin showBlackBeauti says:
your gravi……..I’m stealing that…..
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Sassy
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:
@Saucey
LMAO!
He motorboated you?!
I can’t breevveeee!!!!
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I WAS SO DONE MY COUSIN WAS HOT TALKING ABOUT I HURT HIS FEELING.. BISH HE HURTED MY COOKIES FEELING
69 says:
Wut
That story. he got you.
But he taught me a valuable lesson. I will never trust a man’s perception of himself.They lie like we do! 
You ask a woman whats her size she always say a size or two smaller than she is
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and with a man they say they are a size or two bigger than they actually are!
SAUCEY!!
You poor thing!
Sauce
:wave: @ all
Somebody should have told him buying condoms isn’t like buying sweaters. You can buy them hoping that you will one day grow into them…
:lmao:
:lol
@YSO
I WANTED TO
THAT MOFO TO THIS DAY WE LAUGH ABOUT THAT ….
@Saucey
and 
and 
take me on just take me on! 
I can picture it BRRRRRRRRRRRR!
@LAKES
GIRL……
HEY Ty
@WUT
I can picture it BRRRRRRRRRRRR!
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WHY HIS ASS SOUNDED JUST LIKE THAT
<— Can NEVER recall a time I was orally satisfied by a man!
Ace says:
nicca gave your pussy a rasberry?
Imma log off cuz I cant take this! 
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I am hurt right now! My stomach!
Just throwing this out there….
Can we relocate to the Lohan post?
@PHRO
I
WAS ALSO WHEN HE DEAD THAT
@Saucey The first time I did it,I laid my body fifty feet away and stuck my tongue out and did the SWIPE
OK NOW SR FAMILY I KNOW WUT AND MYSELF ARE NOT THE ONLY VICTIMS UP IN HERE….
GET TO SPILLING SO WE ALL GET A GOOD LAUGH THIS FRIDAY
AWESOME!! :hugs:
Thanks!
@69
Where y’all tryna take me for my bday?
Phrozen1der says:
@Saucey The first time I did it,I laid my body fifty feet away and stuck my tongue out and did the SWIPE
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STFU!!!!
@SAUCEY I was afraid if she squirted I wouldn’t be able to move away fast enough…
I prepared myself for a “death roll” or expedient get away…
Phrozen1der says:
@SAUCEY I was afraid if she squirted I wouldn’t be able to move away fast enough… I prepared myself for a “death roll” or expedient get away…
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PLEASE, PLEASE STOP!!!! OMFG I’M ABOUT TO GET FIRED TODAY!!!!
Ace
@PHRO
I THINK FOLKS LEFT US
@Phro please explain the swipe..was it like a windshield wiper movement? how long did it last
@TATTED
OK FINE BUT DO YOU HAVE A BAD STORY
The Makeup Maven says:
<— Can NEVER recall a time I was orally satisfied by a man!
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Now Ive had some tongue love that made a bytch insane!
My baybee deddy..
This one time… (I say that cuz he learned to never go that far with me again) We were working out right and he decided he was hungry. So he goes in for a snack. He was doing this twirl suck lick press buzz thing on my "Pearl" that had me kinda inching was cuz I could comprehend this crazy great feeling I was having right. So it didn't take but a minute and I had the most intense orgasm ever! So he continued to work. I felt myself build up again and it was even worse than before so Im screamin and trying to pull away because.. I needed a minute to comprehend what was happening.. this fool presses his shoulder up agains my bent legs so the couldn't move and pulled my arm down towards him so he can press harder on my Pearl
I screamed and my legs shot forward when I came and flipped his ass off the edge of the bed!!!
Phrozen1der says:
@Saucey The first time I did it,I laid my body fifty feet away and stuck my tongue out and did the SWIPE
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What you was tasting? Air? 
You weren’t even touchin nothing
@Saucey
@Naija @WUT LMFAO no idea I just made my tongue hard and brushed her like a wall
@ SAUCE – Girl, you know I don’t talk about my “experiences!”
I’mma YAAAAADY! *sheneneh style*
Besides, I gave too much away with Cotton Candy & Min Min!
I think cause I aint like her like that,and I was returning the favor..
WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:
The Makeup Maven says:
<— Can NEVER recall a time I was orally satisfied by a man!
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Now Ive had some tongue love that made a bytch insane!
My baybee deddy..
This one time… (I say that cuz he learned to never go that far with me again) We were working out right and he decided he was hungry. So he goes in for a snack. He was doing this twirl suck lick press buzz thing on my "Pearl" that had me kinda inching was cuz I could comprehend this crazy great feeling I was having right. So it didn't take but a minute and I had the most intense orgasm ever! So he continued to work. I felt myself build up again and it was even worse than before so Im screamin and trying to pull away because.. I needed a minute to comprehend what was happening.. this fool presses his shoulder up agains my bent legs so the couldn't move and pulled my arm down towards him so he can press harder on my Pearl I screamed and my legs shot forward when I came and flipped his ass off the edge of the bed!!!
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WHY YOU MORTAL KOMBAT HIS ARSH
Phrozen1der says:
@Saucey
@Naija @WUT LMFAO no idea I just made my tongue hard and brushed her like a wall
.. 
but that sound like a good first try. Did she like it?
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Phro you was painting
Aries stand up!!
SAUCEY82 says:
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WHY YOU MORTAL KOMBAT HIS ARSH
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Flawless victory for my ass for real!
@WUT
IM GOING TO GET FIRED TODAY.. OMG IM DYING OVER HERE… OK I GOT ANOTHER ONE
OK, SO I WAS ABOUT 20-21 THIS TIME AND I WAS MESSING WITH THIS REAL OLDER KAT.. HE WAS LIKE 32-33. OMG!!! THE D**K WAS THE BUSINESS. SO THIS ONE TIME HE ASKED ME HOW FREAKY AM I WILLING TO GET WITH HIM.. SO THE BACK OF MY HEAD IM THINKING THIS MOFO BETTER NOT COME SIDE WAYS. HE GOES JUST SIT BACK AND ENJOY.. SOOOOO BABY!!!! THIS MAN LAWD CHOMPED DOWN LIKE THIS WAS HIS LAST MEAL MY BODY GOT TO SHAKING AND MY ARSH GOT STUCK..
LIKE STUCK FROZE
GIRL THIS MAN ONCE AGAIN THIS MAN ATE SOMETHING AND SENT A CHILL DOWN MY BACK. HE WAS TOSSING THE SALAD. BABY I LOCKED MY LEGS AROUND HIS NECK HE WAS STUCK LIKE THAT FOR ABOUT 5MINS UNTIL MY BODY WAS ABLE TO CALM DOWN…
HE GOT UP RUBBING HIS NECK AND GOING TO MAKE A JOB TALKING.. I THOUGHT IT WAS DEATH BY PUSSY… LMMFAO
Ty says:
@ Saucey…FINISH HIM
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GET OVER HERE !!!!!!
@CFREE
HELLO SWEETIE
Well here’s my story…
Met this guy and he was kinda nice. He
pre-warned me that his package was “okay.”
I’m thinking well I’ll just make the best of
it. We got to the hotel and after all the
foreplay, it was finally time to get to it. He
went down and it wasn’t anything to
write home about. So I’m like okay, I just
know he’s about to make me sing. Whelp,
this nicca told me he wants to hit from
from the back first. I’m thinking okayyy…
So he puts it in and it was HORRIFIC..!
It’s like it start to go in and it kept on
going in…it was like never ending. So I
turn around to see if he was trying to
stick a foreign object inside of me. I
turn back to the headboard and all of
a sudden I hear this voice that didn’t
sound like him. So the next thing I
hear is “LOOK AT ME..!” in this deep
scary voice and I looked…I tried to
run away and I was able to maneuver
it out of me. He picked it back up
and childddd it looked like a fire hose!
I quickly moved and promptly put
on my clothes, found my keys and
literally ran to my car without shoes on
and never spoke to him again.
Good Morning everybody!
He was wrong as hell though, he knew what he was doing. Gone say, it’s just ok, so he didn’t scare you off before hand.
So the next thing I
hear is “LOOK AT ME..!” in this deep
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WTF WAS IT
@DIMPZ
MORNING MISSY
@Saucey82
He sounded ummm let’s just say
not of this world…..deeeep voice.
Morning Saucey!
Commander in Queef aka Posche says:
Well here’s my story…
Met this guy and he was kinda nice. He
pre-warned me that his package was “okay.”
I’m thinking well I’ll just make the best of
it. We got to the hotel and after all the
foreplay, it was finally time to get to it. He
went down and it wasn’t anything to
write home about. So I’m like okay, I just
know he’s about to make me sing. Whelp,
this nicca told me he wants to hit from
from the back first. I’m thinking okayyy…
So he puts it in and it was HORRIFIC..!
It’s like it start to go in and it kept on
going in…it was like never ending. So I
turn around to see if he was trying to
stick a foreign object inside of me. I
turn back to the headboard and all of
a sudden I hear this voice that didn’t
sound like him. So the next thing I
hear is “LOOK AT ME..!” in this deep
scary voice and I looked…I tried to
run away and I was able to maneuver
it out of me. He picked it back up
and childddd it looked like a fire hose!
I quickly moved and promptly put
on my clothes, found my keys and
literally ran to my car without shoes on
and never spoke to him again.
^^^
Thank you sweet heart-I needed this laff today,,,Ohhhhh shyt,,,Thats right heffa,,,Big peens are scary,,,Thats why you luv yo brenbren its nice n petite 
whats the use of having sex if it feels like you giving birth? Thats the under endowed mans Motto! The name change also has me 
You are the best 
@WUT @SAUCY
Brenden you’re still my baby.