Lottery pools at work are as common as apple pie. Usually the pool trusts one co-worker to buy the lottery tickets, and if they win the jackpot they are expected to split the winnings equally among themselves.
That was the plan when co-workers at a Maryland McDonald’s pooled their money in hopes of winning the historic $640 million Mega Millions jackpot last week.
But one of the holders of Friday’s three Mega Millions jackpot tickets is refusing to honor the agreement she made with her McDonald’s co-workers. Now a judge might have to decide if Mirlande Wilson, 37, is telling the truth when she said she purchased the winning ticket separately from her McDonald’s co-workers plan.
“We had a group plan, but I went and played by myself. [The winning ticket] wasn’t on the group plan,” Wilson told The New York Post.
“I was in the group, but this was separate. The winning ticket was a separate ticket,” the single mother of seven said as she and her fiancé left her home.
The Haitian immigrant who has seven children claimed she had hidden the winning ticket and would present it to lottery officials today.
But later she backtracked on her claims of knowing exactly which ticket she purchased.
“I don’t know if I won. Some of the numbers were familiar. I recognized some of them,” she said. “I don’t know why” people are saying differently. “I’m going to go to the lottery office today. I bought some tickets separately.”
Wilson’s co-workers — who make little more than $7.50 an hour — are furious at her claims she bought the winning ticket with her own money.
The group’s tickets — along with a list of those who contributed to the pool — were left in an office safe at the fast food outlet, said “Allen”, the boyfriend of McDonald’s manager, Layla.
Allen claims that the night before the drawing, the owner of the McDonald’s franchise store gave Wilson $5 to buy more tickets to add to the pool. Wilson purchased the tickets but took those tickets home with her.
When she learned she had the winning ticket, Wilson called her co-workers to tell them that she — not they — had won.
Allen was at the store with Layla when Wilson’s call came in. He said he couldn’t believe it.
Allen told the Post he and Layla then went to Wilson’s home to confront her about the winning ticket. Though she first refused to come out, they banged on her door for 20 minutes until she finally opened it.
“These people are going to kill you. It’s not worth your life!” Allen said he told her.
“All right! All right! I’ll share, but I can’t find the ticket right now,” she said, according to Allen.
Since there is no way to prove her claims, the store checked the CCTV video. A store clerk says she believes the person who purchased the ticket (at the time the winning ticket was sold) was a man.
The McDonald’s co-workers could take Wilson to court.
A similar court case in the past — involving a construction worker who pooled his money with his co-workers — claimed the winning jackpot for himself. The case was decided in favor of his co-workers.
Sandra I already posted this sweetie
See…..
@MP
She could have said thanks to my loyal reader CD Fenty for the heads up but to not even acknowledge me is just plain disrespectful
I just noticed something……………
Nevermind!
This always happens, that’s why when my co-workers and I put in for a ticket, I texted everyone the numbers and information after I played the numbers and it was well before the drawing so we were all on the same page.
I brought two tickets for myself and told them that it was separate so there would be no problems. It doesn’t matter now though….
I hope, her co workers get her arrested for felony theft and they deport her. I have a strong feeling she is lying. Sorry to say but she has the typical Haitian immigrant attitude.. I got ripped off before by one when I lived in Miami.
I just noticed something……………
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spill it
I looked at a program about the lottery on 20/20. They said always make copies of the pool tickets.
If she doesn’t willingly share they’ll sue and will most likely win…the funny thing is that this is just the beginning for her
@Ashland
I am Haitian and find that very offensive
@Ashland don’t do it
…you had a bad experience with one person who happened to be Haitian
@ CD
plain disrespectful huh?
you know dayum well you have to email Auntie to get your honorable mention otherwise…
@eazy yo… I likes ur twit twat acct
Eazy says:
I just noticed something……………

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spill it
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I ain’t got nuffin’ to spill!
*snickers*
She should’ve went straight to the airport
Se la vi
SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS

She lying. I would NEVER do a pool cause I know how people are.
Herrroo Yall
CD, you disrespected her last week bringing up that traumatic school PA system memory yo
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Hey yall!
Sassy, I left you a msg downstairs.
@CHATTED
Lies.
@CD Fenty sorry, and @NaijaGal sorry but that was the general vibe that i got from them. I checked my uncle when I moved to miami because of how bad he talked about Haitians my 1st real boyfriend was HALF haitian, after living in miami for over a year, I swear it was always the same vibe . It got so bad I refused to get in a cab with a haitian cab driver I was almost sexually assaulted several times.
Sis
hey….
Mawning st… My rude azz
She lying.
They should sue, because its likely they will win. I’m willing to be a few lawyers have gotten the ear of her coworkers.
She’ll go broke and bankrupt in a few years anyways, no matter how you look at it.
Hey Laker
Whats up
@Ashland
Its ok I lied I aint Haitian but stop being a racist ok baby girl :hugs:
That is just dirty!! I can’t stand selfish people. If I won that kinda money it would be nothing to give my co-workers a few mil SMH!
@Jmo
Swish Dreams (fundraiser) Party 4/21 6-10 pm
Complimentary Hors D’oeures, open bar, silent auction
@ YSO – I’m not lying!
I HAVE NOTHING TO SPILL! 
Igo morning sir
Yso u still got some chocolate ice crem left? :2dance:
@Lakes and why havent I seen you on there? Did you approve me?
When we do a pool here we always make copies and everyone gets one. Tickets are kept at the gig in a safe. Shyt, nowadays you can take pics and send em to everyone’s phone.
This story is bullshyt, unless these folks do something different than how my office does it….where I work we make copies of all the tickets purchased in the pool…I’m actually the designated person to keep these copies (everyone here trusts me the most) …I’ve purchased separate tickets myself for years and I’ll be damned if my separate ticket is shared with my co-workers…so if copies were made (like they should have been) this should be easy to figure out…
@CD, I am mad 1 you lied and 2 you called me racist…smh
I think I know where Ash is coming from because I live in NYC, and deal with alot of these Haitian cab drivers, and they will try to get you for every dollar.
@Ashland I feel you but flip it to the George Zimmerman ish and you see where I’m going…It’s fcuked up that you’ve had some fcuked up interactions with some Haitians but going around saying ‘it’s their typical attitude’ is the issue but it’s all love on my end
Danielle, that’s what I was thinking—I’d give everyone that deals with me a nice cut.
Even the special few that I e-deal with
JM
If she did wrong, she pay for it. #thatmuchidoknow
@Ashland
off topic, i swear I make the best dang ramen noodles EVER
Eazy yes I did I can see urs…. N the Vicky secret panties while smoking a
comment.. was so right this weekend 
@Sassy
Is this chick lying or is the girl you went to high school lying??? Somebody ain’t keepin’ it real!
Starr says:
She lying.
She’ll go broke and bankrupt in a few years anyways, no matter how you look at it.
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Exactly! She already has 7 kids and working at McDonalds making $7.50hr. That tells me her decision making isn’t that great. She’ll be broke soon.
off topic, i swear I make the best dang ramen noodles EVER
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you do not
Smurfette
@Fe
Somebody aint keeping it one hun-ned (Evelyn voice)
@Ashland
If you don’t see how your comments sound racist and stereotypical then Iono…
yallcrazy says:
@Jmo
Swish Dreams (fundraiser) Party 4/21 6-10 pm
Complimentary Hors D’oeures, open bar, silent auction
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Where???!! I’m so there!
@FeFe apparently there were 3 winners of the lottery
yea, something is off with her story. if she bought the ticket separate from them, why the need to let them know that she won but that she won with a ticket she purchased outside of the pool? sounds like she was trying to cover her a$$ and didn’t do a good job at it. That’s why i don’t enter into any lotto pools. I would catch a case, money makes you do things you didn’t even think you were capable of
Every race has it’s good and bad, and I’ve met some bad Haitians before BUT I’ve also met some very loving ones too. Life deals different circumstances to some, and that in turn affects who those(any race) people become
@CD Fenty
What’s your problem with Sandra?
I notice your snide comments and
side eye remarks. You mock
her on the ‘sly.’
I know you have some kind of obsession
with Ms. Robin Fenty, however I just
don’t understand why you have to
come in here and try to mess with Sandra.
N the Vicky secret panties while smoking a
comment
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thats how I ended up waking up at 7am Sunday morning not remembering fallin asleep
I heard that the winner in Maryland was a male.
@CD Fenty
What’s your problem with Sandra?
I notice your snide comments and
side eye remarks. You mock
her on the ‘sly.’
I know you have some kind of obsession
with Ms. Robin Fenty, however I just
don’t understand why you have to
come in here and try to mess with Sandra.
Who making them bomb azz Ramen Noodles??? I bet’cho don’t! That’ll be me! IF IT AIN’T THEM CREAMY CHICKEN JOINTS, WITH BUTTER ADDED, YOU AIN’T DOING NUTTIN!
@Naija
I know…but all three of them were in different states…Sassy was saying she knew the person who won in Maryland and that the girl went to high school with her…so that’s why I was asking if she could confirm who the liar in this situation was…
@Feline I am the granddaughter of a dominican immigrant. I am in no way racist..
@Posche
First of all anybody with brain cells would know it was a joke but since u want to play Captain save a blogger u sweetie can kiss my ass
JMO says:
yallcrazy says:
@Jmo
Swish Dreams (fundraiser) Party 4/21 6-10 pm
Complimentary Hors D’oeures, open bar, silent auction
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Where???!! I’m so there!
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Bacardi At The Park
320 W. 35th St.
Go to swishdreams . org for ticket info.
IGO, you didn’t see my font all mornin sir?? Bet.
See its all about checks and balances. I did a pool also and I made a copy of all the tickets and got signatures for everyone that was included. Everyone had a signed copy of the numbers from the pool to avoid any potential bs. I also spent $50 on my own numbers.
@ Ashland
Ruh roh.
Eazy my Sunday was the same… Mary my babe now

That comment may have come off wrong but don’t judge me.
CD, remove my laughter from comment 22 yo, so you can know I am SERIOUS too
@ CD – Somebody got it in fo’ you!
Remember this lady’s name, she’ll be featured on the First 48 and Snapped very soon, if she doesn’t do right. My mother always says, friendship ends, where money begins…
TheRealAshland says:
@Feline I am the granddaughter of a dominican immigrant. I am in no way racist..
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I’m not sure what to do with this…
I’m the granddaughter of a white Frenchman…but if I made generalized comments about white French people that would still sound….ehhh fukk it….
THINKING THIS DAY MAY JUST PICK UP AFTER ALL!
@LAKER
I have almost the whole thing left. Come and get some. :2dance:
Ty says:
See its all about checks and balances. I did a pool also and I made a copy of all the tickets and got signatures for everyone that was included. Everyone had a signed copy of the numbers from the pool to avoid any potential bs. I also spent $50 on my own numbers.
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Thanks Ty, I depended on that
Hershey
@CD wannabe Fenty
You know it wasn’t a joke and your
little feelings got hurt in the process
You really wanted Sandra to give
yo azz a little shine for a copy
and paste comment.
@Tatted
I’m soooo worried
Shait just got real…
JMO yeah I saw that.
I am still made my starving azz didn’t win,.. all this student loan stuff is killing me softly!
Yso, how was your b-day weekend? Any wild stories?
What did the boys do for you? Did they give you any licks? I could just see them anticipating that
Let me listen to my snoop n ice cube…. When all fails… Dust urself off n kept it moving… Yeey yeeah
ttyl 
Wondering if dudes whisper stank or if YT was just scared in CD avi
cya later Lakes
@YSO Scooby or Shaggy
BRB
Damn Laker
whats up with you… you not my babe no more?
Yso :2dance: I need it…. Chocolate is my weakness…
First of all lil girl take off those glasses when u fonting me. Second of all u retarded pussy if Sandra didnt acknowledge me u sure jumped on the bandwagon too didnt u but its ok boo boo I understand I guess u didnt get choked out last night by yo ole man why he was turning your vagina walls into bolgna yeah bytch we aint forget. Take yo nasty, silk wearing robe ass somewhere and sit down Queef Hoe
Signed
CD Fenty
Ion like to get into grown folks e-tiffs so ummmmm yeah somebody’s really reaching though
@ CD –
@ Posche – WHAT’S WRONG DEAR???
yallcrazy says:
Ty says:
See its all about checks and balances. I did a pool also and I made a copy of all the tickets and got signatures for everyone that was included. Everyone had a signed copy of the numbers from the pool to avoid any potential bs. I also spent $50 on my own numbers.
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Thanks Ty, I depended on that
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I aint splitting shyt. After I pay u your cut thats it. Off to da islands
I knew it was gonna get real fukking ’round witcho ass!
@HERSHY
My mother always says, friendship ends, where money begins…”
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That’s the gospel right there.
I mean, what did they think would happen? Doesn’t everyone that actually goes and buys the ticket do this to all of their coworkers every time?
Eazy I be back….
@ CD – NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
DON’T GET MEAN! 
You wish like hell that it was yo azz
getting the real deal. Idiot!
I like silk
@FeFe you know I was just thinking that yesterday was April Fool’s and ole girl may have been lying so Sassy probably getting her blood pressure up for nothing
@Fe
Did she really think I was serious about the post
Jesus be some common sense to people 
THIS BISH IS LYING!!!
If her azz lives in WESTPORT in the hoddity hoddity hood, why the fukk would her low-budget azz be in Milford buying tickets?!
And dumb azz folks- if you won, why the fukk would you call up everybody (including your coworkers) and tell them you won so you can get harrassed/killed/robbed?!
Dumb azz! This trick is lying. If she was calling everybody on Saturday, she’d have called the lotto office first thing TODAY!
@Easy I got a bone to pick with you
I’m from Mississippi and I DO NOT have a mustache

whew chile!
THEY BETTER HAVE MADE A COPY. WE DID THIS AT MY JOB. NOT ONLY DID I MAKE A COPY OF ALL THE NUMBERS. I WROTE OUT A CONTRACT AND HAD THE PERSON WHO WAS TURING IN THE TICKET TO SIGN IT. I STATED IN MINES ARE PRIZES ARE SPLIT 50/50….. FUGG THAT
<— DAY IS REALLY PICKING UP! IS IT SAD I'M GETTING ESSSITED BY THE TIFFS AND NEWSFLASHS???
FUK IT!
This shyt is just sloppy! Prediction: Whoever ends up with the money from this pool, will end up broke within a year.
Tatted :hugs:
OAN, my Birthday is Sunday and I’m taking online gift cartificates, just thought I’d make it easy for yall
@DANIELL
“Exactly! She already has 7 kids and working at McDonalds making $7.50hr. That tells me her decision making isn’t that great. She’ll be broke soon.”
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I don’t see how they saw her “fit” to be the person going to pick up the tickets in the first place.
why do ya’ll say that about the v jay jay
why do ya’ll have to put that image in my head, beef curtains..bologna 
@Tatted
I’m already MEAN
@Posche
Girl u win my feelings are so hurt that Sandra didnt give me a shout out but that dummy Posche shole did
*certificates*
it’s Monday, I really can spell
<<< 5 hour energy laced with a RedBull
And at my office the copies are always made at least a day prior to the drawing…they are locked up and kept IN THE OFFICE at MY desk (I never go purchase the tickets)…that way whoever purchased them can’t come with no bullshyt later on…
The Makeup Maven says:
THINKING THIS DAY MAY JUST PICK UP AFTER ALL!
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Ty
I am your mgr FOR LIFE
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I don’t think the girl on Facebook we know won, I think it’s somebody she’s related to. That’s what Mister said….. before he blocked her because he aint wanna look at that bish celebrating.
HOWEVER…the chick we know and this woman have the same last name.
And the chick we know with a face like a warthog could POSSIBLY be Haitian. She’s dark-skinned with lockey hair (not that all or most Haitians are like that, but she could easily pass for JA or something.)
I still don’t think this hoodbooger from Westport won though. Her 7 kids still eating Ramen noodles tonight.
@ CD, you are in rare form this AM aintcha?
come on ova, meet Mr. Timberland (my azz whoopin belt) 
I’m from Mississippi and I DO NOT have a mustache
Im only kidding
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:hugs: Hershey
NAIJA!!
Scooby of course.
Heeey everybody
Well if the lady did in fact purchase her own tickets and won, then that’s too bad for the losers! She’s not obligated to sharee! If that’s the case she should share with the whole damn mcdonalds, her neighbors, her doctors and everyone in between.
@Sassy so the woman you know could be this McDonald’s chick? I’m so lost
ISO
Whats up…How was your Birthday?
@ CD – I KNOW, I KNOW! But I LOVES you so don’t go there!
@Hershey
I did not start anything that was Pussy Fart. I fonted what I thought was a joke and she went all “OH NO U DIDNT” rolleyes:
CD FENTY says:
First of all lil girl take off those glasses when u fonting me. Second of all u retarded pussy if Sandra didnt acknowledge me u sure jumped on the bandwagon too didnt u but its ok boo boo I understand I guess u didnt get choked out last night by yo ole man why he was turning your vagina walls into bolgna yeah bytch we aint forget. Take yo nasty, silk wearing robe ass somewhere and sit down Queef Hoe
Signed
CD Fenty
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I watched Mob Wives last night and Renee needs to be committed
me —>
<—ole girl
she got life flucked up in the game
JMO says:
The Makeup Maven says:
THINKING THIS DAY MAY JUST PICK UP AFTER ALL!
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YOU FEEL ME???? IT WAS STARTING TO LOOK GRIM AND SHYT, NOW, IT’S PICKING UP!
Money brings out the devil. Everyone you ever crossed paths with in life is gonna feel like they deserve a piece.
CD FENTY says:
First of all lil girl take off those glasses when u fonting me. Second of all u retarded pussy if Sandra didnt acknowledge me u sure jumped on the bandwagon too didnt u but its ok boo boo I understand I guess u didnt get choked out last night by yo ole man why he was turning your vagina walls into bolgna yeah bytch we aint forget. Take yo nasty, silk wearing robe ass somewhere and sit down Queef Hoe
Signed
CD Fenty
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Dear Embryonic Jesus,
Please protect CD’s logon rights through these troubled times as haters have cometh…
Amen.
:hugs: @YALL
They didn’t do sht for me. Well, the little one did sing happy birthday to me and then demanded juice and cupcakes. The big gave me half-hearted ass happy birthday. Neither one of them dared to try and give me any licks. I’d be in the county if they had.
And I watched the Mary Mary show. I like it
Will be my new show on Thursdays
@Naija
Naw, the girl we know who won is only like 27-28. And she’s a dom lesbo, so she don’t have no damn 7 kids.
@Naija
She is certifiable for sure. I use to think she was acting but I think that’s how she acts on the daily. Even her son be giving her majah side eye
Dear Embryonic Jesus

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YALL :2dance: hey Bewski! hubby checkin the P O Box TODAY!!!
sup my Cocoa Goddess *bats lashes*
how was yall’s weekend?
NAIJA
YSO & IGO group
NaijaGal says:
I watched Mob Wives last night and Renee needs to be committed
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ASAP!!!
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@HERSHY
My mother always says, friendship ends, where money begins…”
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That’s the gospel right there.
I mean, what did they think would happen? Doesn’t everyone that actually goes and buys the ticket do this to all of their coworkers every time
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Iono boutchu, but why in the heyull did they allow the brokest bytch with the most need to buy them tickets? The manager should have bought them…that lady and her tribe won’t be eating nan notha value meal from Mickie Dee’s
Fay :2dance:
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@EZ, that’s what happens to essperinezd pussy yo
The young girls don’t think about that until it’s too late and then they end up having (those comparisons you don’t like reading)
@YGO
Just another day.
@Ace
but thanks for the support

@ niajagal I know rite? I think she has serious mental issues. Before Junior annd daddy got knocked! I can’t take no more of the dramatics!
I SAID IT IN ANOTHER POST… TODAY IS GOING TO BE ONE OF THOSE DAYS…..
I
MY SR FAM BAM …. THATS ALL I’M GOING TO SAY GOING BACK TO MY

So…. I’m actually considering heading down to the MD Lotto Comission Office and waiting for the person coming to claim their prize.
I am seriously considering pulling a DMX “Stop Being Greedy” move on a muhfukka today.
I’m SOOO hurt by coming so close to winning and then not! And no hoodburger bish with 7 kids deserves 100 million! She ain’t gonna do nothing but nigga-fy that money anyway!
At least I’ll invest a at least 30% of it!
For some reason Al B. Sure’s “off on your own” just popped in my head!
You gotta get off on your own girl
You gotta get off on your own
Say you gotta get off on your own girl
Girl Girl Girl
WHY DID I LIKE THAT PUDGY AZZ NIGGA BACK IN THE DAY???
“The Haitian immigrant who has seven children”
HONEY BABY PIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! i coulda told them RIGHT from the start Bytch was givin up that money, i don’t know WHY people still do that f*ck shyt, i wouldn’t do a pool lottery with my OLDEST FRIENDS, Money is the ONE thing that has divided family, friends, lovers ect. and thought they could trust thier co-worker…….AT MCDONALDS…with a possible 640 MILL????? OH GIRL!! 
@ CD puzzy fart!
seriously speaking
is a Queef?
Dear Embryonic Jesus
JMO!!
hey luv, can u getcho girl pls?! we LUBS her login round here so 
yallcrazy says:
Ima have to do a self-evaluation later to make sure I havent caused to much damage thus far.. ion wanna look like that
that’s what happens to essperinezd pussy yo
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@yall & IGo
Email me with the stock info please!! Thanks!
@CD
You ain’t saying nothing! I don’t care about what you remember! I’m not ashamed of anything I say. You’re just mad because you don’t get recognized by Sandra. Ge over it! I’m sure if Sandra felt like you had given her a tip, she would’ve have said, “thanks.”
Hershey a queef ILL a pussy fart!
FAYLA sun-
ed beauty
…I’m not gonna ask about your weekend cause ion wanna be jealous of you getting
ed all weekend
Ace says:
Dear Embryonic Jesus,
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
HATING YOU SOOO MUCH FOR THIS RATT NOW!
@Hershey
A queef is a pussy fart

Puzzy fart is from a dry cooch, that’s just nassy, glad I’m not one…
@ The Makeup Maven “WHY DID I LIKE THAT PUDGY AZZ NIGGA BACK IN THE DAY” Cause he was light-skinded wit good Hair
:hugs: @FAYLA
Not great. I was in a negative place. No good.
NAIJA
u know me to well bew
LMAO!!!
how was urs tho?
Commander in Queef aka Posche says:
@CD
You ain’t saying nothing! I don’t care about what you remember! I’m not ashamed of anything I say. You’re just mad because you don’t get recognized by Sandra. Ge over it! I’m sure if Sandra felt like you had given her a tip, she would’ve have said, “thanks.”
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Awwww shyt! NAW, LEM’ME STOP. I AIN’T GOOD AT STARTING SHYT! My bad, yo!
Commander in Queef aka Posche says:
@CD
You ain’t saying nothing! I don’t care about what you remember! I’m not ashamed of anything I say. You’re just mad because you don’t get recognized by Sandra. Ge over it! I’m sure if Sandra felt like you had given her a tip, she would’ve have said, “thanks.”

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@Hershey
A queef is just that = a pussy fart…
Puzzy fart is from a dry cooch, that’s just nassy, glad I’m not one…
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does it really??? O my.. Ion know SHYT
@POSCHE
Why did CD’s comment/joke bother you so much? I don’t get it.
@Hershey
She ragging on me calling myself CD Fenty but this bytch willing is going around calling herself Commander Pussy Fart. Ummm yeah I guess she told me
Tertra114 says:
@ The Makeup Maven says:
“WHY DID I LIKE THAT PUDGY AZZ NIGGA BACK IN THE DAY”

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Cause he was light-skinded wit good Hair
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Right. Just no standards back then. That nigga had a dyck nose, connecting eyebrows and had been eating to many slices of that good good New York pizza! I eeem noticed that pizza stains on his cardigans back then!
@Posche
(BTW: If you are named in honor of the fine automobile, you are missing an “r.”)
Folks tip off Sandra in the comments section every damned day. And every damned day, when she does a post about something someone mentioned before, somebody makes the comment that they weren’t attributed and Sandra owes them money.
Everybody’s joking. We’ve been joking with Sandra and her backpacks, freeze curls and tennis shoes since at least 2008. You are new. The _/’s are over there ——->
NAIJA how bout this? we got some 700 thread count egyptian cotten sheets for $70 #winning I
them 
#boringIknow
@Yso
She’s a LOONEY TUNE
@YSO
come on down to the Big D for all the sunshine and southern hospitality you can handle 
@FAYLA my weekend was pretty good…it was in the 80’s and sunny down here and I had lunch with my mommy Saturday
@FAYLA
I did it to myself. As usual. *sigh*
*LOONEY TOON*
WTF?! I ain’t win now i can’t even win playing some stocks?!??!?!?!
Why can’t NOBODY help a self-enterprising sister out?!
SH*T!!!!
@Posche
Just a suggestion, get rid of the default before going hard in the paint on another poster…I’m saying this with love…
Aww NAIJA! that sounds great & also that i need to do the same with my Mommy, thx for the reminder
@FAYLA I swear I clown my married co-workers all the time about ish they get excited about…window treatments, picking out floors, picking out tiles and now here you come with getting egyptian cotton (in Jeffrey Wright’s accent on Shaft) sheets…I still
you though
CD FENTY says:
@Hershey
She ragging on me calling myself CD Fenty but this bytch willing is going around calling herself Commander Pussy Fart. Ummm yeah I guess she told me
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Yso
Lord, please forgive me from 
Why Ace?! Just whyyyyyyyyyyuyu
EZ, every woman should have a handdheld mirror and look at their goodies. Wear and tear happens
Best wishes yo 
And I am still
that CD got Son’d 
And I didn’t have to do nothing to myself this morning. I’ve been getting it hard and long in 8 hour intervals since 3 PM yestiddy.
Finishing at 6:30 this morning so now I’m tired, cranky and bitter.
IT’S GETTING HOT IN HERE ABOUT TO SIT BACK AND WATCH
YSO i cant
u bew bc i lubs yew. Now u got me all hyped yet conflicted 
what i’m fosed to do??
@Hershey
WHEN KEEPING IT REAL GOES HORRIBLY WRONG

£ the commenter formally known as Hershey says:
CD FENTY says:
@Hershey
She ragging on me calling myself CD Fenty but this bytch willing is going around calling herself Commander Pussy Fart. Ummm yeah I guess she told me
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Who up in heah queefing???
Mad at YALL right now, laughing nshit at my ignorance
@Yall
Where did I get son’d
Let ya girl know 
comes in say
and errbody be good 
When you do an office pool, you are to photocopy the tickets purchased with the pool’s money and distribute a legible copy to each participant.
That way when the drawing is done, the pool knows exactly which tickets belong to the pool and which are your own.
NaijaGal says:
@FAYLA I swear I clown my married co-workers all the time about ish they get excited about…window treatments, picking out floors, picking out tiles and now here you come with getting egyptian cotton (in Jeffrey Wright’s accent on Shaft) sheets…I still you though
girrrrl i LUBS me some Peeple’s mk?? me & hubby quote his azz ALL the time, Jeff DID that in that role guhl
i lubs u MORE
*ahem*
“Don’t make me, (make me),
KILL, (me kill),
No muhfukkin body in here (in here).
I’ma shoot (I’ma shoot),
3 shots (3 shots),
Somebody done made me HOT (me hot).”
OMG MY ARSH IS DYING OVER HERE

Saucey
WTH is goins ons in yo gravi??
Can Posche maker her gravi a picture of a Queef? Ooohhhhh a silk robe would be fitting too!
#helpful
#serious
Finishing at 6:30 this morning so now I’m tired, cranky and bitter
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girl you gone have wear n tear on that puss! you dont want them beef curtains do you
*Ain’t got a damned email from YallCrazy yet…..*
:eyeroll:
In Sparkle did Delores have a different pappy from Sparkle & Sister???
@CREAMY
HEY SWEETIE
The Makeup Maven says:
Who up in heah queefing???
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Posche’s puzzy
@Eazy
I ain’t worrying about him racking up mileage on this thang. Ain’t no use owning a Bentley if you ain’t finna drive it.
Shatt on yall
I Go There says:
Shait just got real…
JMO yeah I saw that.
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No more “good mornings” to your azz
RBSIT’S…ABOUT..TA…GO….DOOOOWN! *ala Jigga*
I ain’t worrying about him racking up mileage on this thang. Ain’t no use owning a Bentley if you ain’t finna drive it.
I wish there was an emoji that screams out loud too!! 
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GM Sandra!!
Maven
Naija
CD
Sassy
FeFe
Yso
FayFay
Anyone I missed [insert your name here]
Oh, and Posche changed her name after Brenden changed his to Queefer Sutherland. She been stalking him for a while. I be seeing sht.
@Hershey

U are a straight up nut
there’s a
up just in case y’all don’t want to fool with the silliness in this thread.. 
Eazy says:
I ain’t worrying about him racking up mileage on this thang. Ain’t no use owning a Bentley if you ain’t finna drive it.
I wish there was an emoji that screams out loud too!! 
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mzwhang
*wonder if I can get McDonald’s chick to pay off Sallie Mae, Greater Lakes & Nelnet*
@Yso
Get outta my head because I thought the same thang last week after Brenden changed his
@FAYLA
I LOVE ME SOME HER AND WHEN I FOUND THIS I WAS IN JOY!!!!
soooooooooooooooooooo they completely fugged up my book The Hunger Games with that watered down ass movie…
thats all..#disappointed
hey fam
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey says:
The Makeup Maven says:
Who up in heah queefing???
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Posche’s puzzy
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
YALL WRONG! 
Don’t say that!
Sassy, settle down yo
#withinthehour
JMO says:
I Go There says:
Shait just got real…
JMO yeah I saw that.
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No more “good mornings” to your azz RBS
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Just mean… dont act like that.
@CD
Hrm.
@FAYLA
I ain’t snitching. Just reporting the facts.
@I Go
I my gawd….a rush just came DOWN THERE after looking at that gravie!
IGO
*deep breaf*
FAYBay..YSO…Tatted…Sassy…JMO….Ho’boygahhhh….Naija….Hersheyyy…Eazy…andddddd Feeeeeeee Meowwwww
s…hey divas 
His
Well hello there… see you UP
@His
:2dance:
@IGO, yep…im up
His
:hugs: @BADBEW
Whatayouknow… So am I
Ho’borgrrrrrr :2dance:
i know YOU are…
HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
@YGO
Stop being nasty. Dirty old man.
Bad Influence
hey gorgeous
*plotting to photoshop my face on Bad’s gravi
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YSoSrs says:
@YGO
Stop being nasty. Dirty old man.
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Dirty NO…Nasty yes.
And it takes a Nasty old woman to know.
@ His
YSoSrs says:
@YGO
Stop being nasty. Dirty old man.
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@Yall
Shut up
@YGO
Moi? A nasty old woman? I’ll have you know I’m still young and tender and innocent as a lamb.
JMO says:
Lamb chops sound good as hell right about now
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And there you go…
Now Im thinking about Fogo De chao
@ISO
Saying you innocent just makes you more dirty…
SAUCEY82 says:
OMG MY ARSH IS DYING OVER HERE
Hell I didnt know what a queef was either 
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Im late as hell and Im
Ruth’s Chris has theeee best Lambchops
#1. im didn’t know queef = pussy fart

#2. this is why i love my login, SR fam has the BEST social commentators!
#3. I need help, how do I change my avi?
there is more than enough money to go around.