Cocaine powder and bottles of cheap whiskey were found in rooms vacated by 11 Secret Service agents who were relieved of their duties after cavorting with prostitutes in Colombia last week.
The agents, who arrived in Colombia on Wednesday, ahead of President Obama, reportedly partied with 10 high ranking military officers at a strip club in Cartagena early Friday. The agents and the military men brought at least 20 of the club’s finest prostitutes back to the luxury 5 star Caribe hotel.
The prostitutes reportedly charged $200 each for their highest quality services. But one agent refused to pay a prostitute, who complained loudly to hotel management. The hotel called the police who notified the U.S. Embassy.
At least one hotel room was completely trashed, according to a hotel employee.
“When I went upstairs I walked into a messy room. The room was littered with two whiskey bottles — and a line of white powder, I believed to be cocaine, was on top of a round glass table in the room,” the staffer told NY The Post.
Susan Collins (R-Maine), ranking member of the Senate Homeland Security and Government Affairs Committee, expressed outrage at the idea of agents duly sworn to protect the president partying like drunken sailors on the American taxpayer’s dime.
Who were these women? Could they have been members of groups hostile to the United States? Could they have planted bugs, disabled weapons, or in any other ways jeopardized security of the president or our country?” she fumed. Source
Political analysts point to a culture of misconduct and corruption within the Secret Service organization that was swept under the rug by higher ups, under the nose of Secret Service director Mark Sullivan.
But if Sullivan’s head is on the chopping block, the White House isn’t showing any indications.
President Obama continues to voice his support for Sullivan — at least publicly.
Pulls up a chair
just say
to
dammit!
ITS COLOMBIA
ELSE IS THERE GOIGN TO BE?? 
The company Koch which manufactures paper products is paying for Zimmerman’s legal fees because they feel he had legal right to bear arms and shoot Trayvon we are asking that people everywhere ban together with us and pass this information on and not purchase any of the following items because your money will be paying for Zimmermans lawyer fees.?Please do not purchase any of the following items :?Angel soft toilet paper?Brawny paper towel?Dixie plates,bowls napkins cups?Marci gras napkins and towels?Quilted northern toilet paper?Soft and gentile toilet paper?Sparkle napkins?Vanity fair napkins?Zero napkins
Well thats all folks….its a wrap for these dumb azzes
:wave: @ Fayla
Coulda been baby powder. Case closed, because yall know that nothing got “tested”. #next
well…
JESUS
Are you effin kidding me?! They had coke in the room too?! Yeah…its a wrap. I can bet you Sullivan will “retire” after this. You are in Columbia a major player in the “War on Drugs” and Secret Service agents are using the stuff that your President is there to talk to the damn President of Columbia about amongst other things. This is horrible.
Well they lost their clearances so I really don’t think there is much else left to do…at least I don’t think so.
Wipes my bleached bottom with Charmin #carry on
Welcome Back Auntie!!!
dont be threatnin to abandon us no mo tho. dont make us kids call CPS on ya. we KNOW the nimba 
@yallcray that’s fcuked up…and I use Angel Soft…ugh…well they won’t be seeing my cash
This is crazy, by the way Auntie I was reading Federal times, and apparently GSA employees have been partying it up at a suppose to conference in Las Vegas, well apparently the title conference was a decoy for party, They firing folks left and right with GSA
yep! And thanks for not giving up on us, sincerely JB !
Maybe it was a 2 for 1 deal…whore and coke
TY!!!
<—Just Say No trucker hat
how u doin babes?
They will be throwing shade on Obama next. Saying he knew about it and some of the ladies of the night were for him. Wait……
Damn…. I just stocked up on Angel Soft 2 weeks ago.
Fine, I won’t buy no more though.
…effin hates Charmin though….
LMAO…all this hoopla because a highly paid Secret Service agent was too cheap to pay his pu$$y bill. Cheap a$$ feels real stupid right now!
khia don’ told yall to pay yo pu$$y bill. youtube it.
yallcrazy says:
The company Koch which manufactures paper products is paying for Zimmerman’s legal fees because they feel he had legal right to bear arms and shoot Trayvon we are asking that people everywhere ban together with us and pass this information on and not purchase any of the following items because your money will be paying for Zimmermans lawyer fees.?Please do not purchase any of the following items
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Good Charmin not on the list
Usual Suspect says:
Wipes my bleached bottom with Charmin #carry on
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<—Auntie's Here To Stay campaign button
Jenie!
sup mami?
awwwww shuckey duckey now!! slores and coke go together like peanut butter and jelly!!!
@Jenie
So it’s about to be some open positions at GSA?! Everybody I’ve EVER ,et who worled there said how great that place was to work for!
*goes to look up vacancies on the MP cert for GSA*
Good info Yall…posted on my FB
Fay

Jenie, yeah I heard about that with GSA, they are idiots!! They were giving out Ipods n shyt at that joint, they got carried away.
Hell DOJ didn’t have a holiday party cuz of the 16 dollar muffin blow up :rollseyes:
Usual Suspect says:
Wipes my bleached bottom with Charmin #carry on

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You got a bleached anus, too?
Ty#5, as it should be!
Fukc them, they compromised security IMO
Now crawl back home and tell the Mrs…
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
TY!!! <—Just Say No trucker hat
how u doin babes?
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All is well on my end. Who makes the products at the dollar store
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:
@Jenie
So it’s about to be some open positions at GSA?! Everybody I’ve EVER ,et who worled there said how great that place was to work for!
*goes to look up vacancies on the MP cert for GSA*
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Yep looks like it, its been a big fall out they about to clean house
ShoYaRight says:
LMAO…all this hoopla because a highly paid Secret Service agent was too cheap to pay his pu$$y bill. Cheap a$$ feels real stupid right now!
khia don’ told yall to pay yo pu$$y bill. youtube it.
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Hi everyone!!
I’m sorry but the president of Colombia can not change the way the country runs. Drugs are the number one source of money besides coffee. The presidents before have tried to changed it but they are too greedy and get caught up in it. The guerilla in Colombia is ruthless.
to everyone
@sho
khia don’ told yall to pay yo pu$$y bill. youtube it.
her and those two :GAY: dudes are a hot mess, she really needs her own reality tv show tho!!
Man the security detail that VP Biden had at the joint I went to last night was niiiiiiceee…
I love a man with a nice fitting suit 
Sassy!
<— $200 that muhfugga shoulda gone & paid that hoe
how u doin sessy?
Gigi26 says:
Jenie, yeah I heard about that with GSA, they are idiots!! They were giving out Ipods n shyt at that joint, they got carried away.
Hell DOJ didn’t have a holiday party cuz of the 16 dollar muffin blow up :rollseyes:
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Just a bunch of dumbazzes
Its bout to go down 
My grandmother loved Charmin!
My daddy on the hand….Remember we ran out of tissue once he said make them niccas use newspaper. Then he would tell a story about how they picked cotton and he would save some to wipe his A Z Z.
<— Got 3 mo' rolls of Quilted Northern left and I'mma use 'em dammit. Toilet paypah too dayum high to be getting all siddity and throwing 3 full, double weaved rolls away fah nothing….Hell, do the maff…that's 6 rolls! I'll get back on my charmin w/Aloe AFTER I use 'em!
Does anyone really believe there’s a real war against drugs though??? I don’t buy that ish for a minute…a country that can tell you what you’re doing every second of the day can’t stop dealers from dealing…mmmmkay
Usual Suspect says:
They will be throwing shade on Obama next. Saying he knew about it and some of the ladies of the night were for him. Wait……
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Ty, China does!
ION shop at no dollar stores either! We literally send billions of dollars to that communist country
No walmart neither
They use young girl slaves. ION spend my money irresponsibly. #nooffensetonone #toeachhisown #dowhatyougottado 
@Ky Cakes- No, but it sounded good, so I thought I join in.
NaijaGal says:
Does anyone really believe there’s a real war against drugs though??? I don’t buy that ish for a minute…a country that can tell you what you’re doing every second of the day can’t stop dealers from dealing…mmmmkay
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how do you think the drugs are getting here?
@Fayla

Hola, love!!
<—— who loves charmin is me????!!! I buy the wipes too, slick back ivanhoe said it aint right for a woman not to have wipes, thats why I stocks up!!
The drugs could have been from the prostitutes.
Did they drug test the agents?
Does anyone really believe there’s a real war against drugs though??? I don’t buy that ish for a minute…a country that can tell you what you’re doing every second of the day can’t stop dealers from dealing…mmmmkay
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Of course not, but hell sometimes the Pres needs a trip away from the wife n kids…its expensed out as a diplomatic trip or some ish
mizzdallas says:
<—— who loves charmin is me????!!! I buy the wipes too, slick back ivanhoe said it aint right for a woman not to have wipes, thats why I stocks up!!
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Give me some :dap:
Charmin Basic is the chiznit for the low-low
TY
i hope it aint THEM bastids tho 
@Tatted
evanessag says:
I’m sorry but the president of Colombia can not change the way the country runs. Drugs are the number one source of money besides coffee.
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I cosign this statement
NaijaGal says:
Does anyone really believe there’s a real war against drugs though??? I don’t buy that ish for a minute…a country that can tell you what you’re doing every second of the day can’t stop dealers from dealing…mmmmkay
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there is no such thing as a war on drugs…. too much money in it.
mizzdallas says:
<—— who loves charmin is me????!!! I buy the wipes too, slick back ivanhoe said it aint right for a woman not to have wipes, thats why I stocks up!!
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<——–:ummIdo:
I use the cottonelle wipes, sometimes the Oil of Olay. They have lots of sales and they are highly recommended if your anus is bleached.
jeniefrumdabloc says:
mizzdallas says:
<—— who loves charmin is me????!!! I buy the wipes too, slick back ivanhoe said it aint right for a woman not to have wipes, thats why I stocks up!!
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Give me some :dap:
I keep some at my desk at work,
shiiiid Im fresh N so clean!!
They finna be coming out the wood works with all kinda shat now i see
DUMMAY’s….
<—-Helmet
Usual Suspect says:
@Ky Cakes- No, but it sounded good, so I thought I join in.
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Initial application is $100-$150
The spa will sell you a maintenance cream/gel for at-home maintenance.
#helpful
Gigi26 says:
@Tatted
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Hmmmph, and if I could recycle trash bags, I would do THAT TOO! Fcka’s be damn near $5.00 for some garbage bags!
Phro
@Yall…damn
I will buy some paper plates from the dollar store in a min. Especially if my kids are showing their azz with their chores. I’ve packed up my whole damn kitchen before.
Usual Suspect says:
My grandmother loved Charmin!
My daddy on the hand….Remember we ran out of tissue once he said make them niccas use newspaper. Then he would tell a story about how they picked cotton and he would save some to wipe his A Z Z.
Aint no fuggin war on drugs yo
figment of da govt imagination
@unusal
use the cottonelle wipes, sometimes the Oil of Olay. They have lots of sales and they are highly recommended if your anus is bleached
TY
so u using dolla sto TP as punishment?? 
IGO & CFREE
<—cocaine free
The only thing I buy I the dolla store is monistat
@MissDallas It aint right for HUMANS not to have wipes..crumby underwears aint the BEES KNEES…
Naija, I read somewhere that they’re gonna try to cut out the middle man, but keep the drugs flowing
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Don’t we have a drug czar?
Hmmmph, and if I could recycle trash bags, I would do THAT TOO! Fcka’s be damn near $5.00 for some garbage bags
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And I like the bags with fragrance too so I stalk Target for when they have a sale and stock up like a mutha!! #yesimfancy
The Makeup Maven says:
Gigi26 says:
@Tatted
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Hmmmph, and if I could recycle trash bags, I would do THAT TOO! Fcka’s be damn near $5.00 for some garbage bags!
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Got damn everything going, I was at Kroger last week getting my maple brown sugar bacon by Hormel, Dem joints was 5.99 a pack and I have seen a pack for 6.99 too
@drug free tiddays
FAY FAY
dont u be holdin back yo luv, dont u be holdin back 
I hope no one is surprised at these men actions. They are men. They want kitty like any other man.
Corruption is what our government is built on. Anyone involved in it is questionable. IMO…
@ mizzdallas #33
Yaaaas. I love khia and her queer dream team. i feel like i’m right there in the room with them laughing and carrying on with a cup of “get right”
Phrozen1der says:
@MissDallas It aint right for HUMANS not to have wipes..crumby underwears aint the BEES KNEES…
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Phro I was bout to say suntin but I am going to leave u be today
:ontopic:
Awwwwww, dem agents was getting “rooted & tooted!”
They prolly had some “X” too!
Is you rollin’
Is you rollin’
Is you rollin’
Is you rollin’
Bish I might be
Bish I might be
Bish I might be
Bish I might be
Is he geeked up
Is he geeked up
Is he geeked up
Is he geeked up
Bish I might be
Bish I might be
Bish I might be
Bish I might be
@Jenie
Wayment so bleaching your anus is real?? Why would someone want to do that???
It’s not like you walking around showing that shyt…
Or are u??
CALI
u & that Monistat tight huh? 
PHRO!
<—Drug Test
thats what Im saying, if a dude dont have any wipes or babywipes or something then its over its a wrap, that just lets me know he got doo-doo draws and then it brings up more questions like ninja who has been hitting your botton.. <—-
@Jenie Play nice
5 star Caribe hotel.
^^ I WANNA GO THERE!!
Ass crumbs
@ crumby undies!!
ohhh Now I’m Un unusal….
@Fayla
@MissDallas
<– I use quilted northern & I buy it in bulk on sale, so I will not affect their bottom line (they've already got my money), but hopefully others who need to make purchases won't purchase the items listed
I probably have over 40 double rolls in my bsmt
I'd planned to never run out of that kind of stuff 
I bet ya anal bleaching burn
Phrozen1der says:
@Jenie
Wayment so bleaching your anus is real?? Why would someone want to do that??? It’s not like you walking around showing that shyt… Or are u??
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Not as tight as Whipfinity
@Jenie
Wayment so bleaching your anus is real?? Why would someone want to do that??? It’s not like you walking around showing that shyt… Or are u??
@ Maven #38
I knows that’s right. I ain’t throwing my 16 rolls of Quilted Northern out either. Hopefully this “shyt” will be cleared up when I run out.
@Gigi
Crumbly undies
Blackberries 
Ms Fash
<—free outta town pusscee card they thought they had
sup doe?
@ Cfree – Esssactly! I’m sorry. I hate that Koch or whatever their name ill helpin’ out Zimmerman and shyt, but I gotta do what I gotta do…’til it run out!
@ Gigi – Hell yeah…I love the scented bags too, but I stopped being fanschy smanschy when I started seeing dem prices, yo! lol:
@ Jenie – Giiirl and bacon is one of my weaknesses too, and I shop at Krogers all the time…FOR THE KROGER POINTS but my Maple Brown Sugar bacon be ridic too!
@SIS :2dance:
YALL OFF TOPIC ALREADY??? WHAT WE ON?? WHO GOT NAKID?
Got damn everything going, I was at Kroger last week getting my maple brown sugar bacon by Hormel, Dem joints was 5.99 a pack and I have seen a pack for 6.99 too
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They’d change their tune so quick!
We’ve got power though… IF we ever banded together and refused to purchase and pay these high prices, the market would have to adjust. Fukc a millionaire company owner
I’m ready whenever……
@ ShoYaRight – Hmmmmph, they betta ask somebody.
Can you imagine the #AwkwardMoment when your co-worker instead of showing you a picture of their child they show you their anus…
SIS :2dance:
Drug Czar Security team are US Marshalls and they are wild HELL!!!!!!
Usual Suspect says:
ohhh Now I’m Un unusal….
@Tatted I had to switch and start eating my turkey bacon cause Hormel trying to cheat me with having all that fat on the bacon, I like the lean on the bacon. So now I by Oscar Meyer turkey bacon
CALI i should hope NOT
#hhmph
Just WOW! On another note there are a handful of divorce lawyers that will be going IN. We won’t hear about that though.
The Makeup Maven says:
@ Cfree – Esssactly! I’m sorry. I hate that Koch or whatever their name ill helpin’ out Zimmerman and shyt, but I gotta do what I gotta do…’til it run out!
@ Gigi – Hell yeah…I love the scented bags too, but I stopped being fanschy smanschy when I started seeing dem prices, yo! lol:
@ Jenie – Giiirl and bacon is one of my weaknesses too, and I shop at Krogers all the time…FOR THE KROGER POINTS but my Maple Brown Sugar bacon be ridic too!

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Of course use up what you’ve got Tatted
Now regarding the fancy smancy bags, shoot buy the cheap white ones and put a dab of peppermint Whipfinity around the insides
#innovator 
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
Ms Fash <—free outta town pusscee card they thought they had
sup doe?
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Hey Fay Fay!!!
Tatted!!!
DEAD @ Yall, I got the orange smelling one but I do have some peppermint oil hmmmmm :thinks:
speaking of awkard moments:
when u see someone who used to have a really NICE shape, then don’t see them for a couple years & they’ve gained 75-100 lbs but aint had NAN child. they say how ur looking good but u don’t wanna flat out LIE in return
Ty says:
Dick Clark just passed
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Shut The Front Door!!!
Phrozen1der says:
@Jenie
Wayment so bleaching your anus is real?? Why would someone want to do that??? It’s not like you walking around showing that shyt… Or are u??
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Oh it’s real…
To recap; I want a pretty poo shoot for those face down, ass up moments…
Saw a bleached one on a porno and I’ve never thought poo shoots were pretty, but this one was beauty queen crown worthy
So..after a good waxing aka brazilian, they RUB the bleaching cream into the poo shoot. You may need more than one application if your shoot is darker…
@ Jenie – They do be tryna cheat with the fat fat!
Back when I used pork in my greens – I loved that fat fat….the grease was the bizniz – but hell, I ain’t used Pohk’ in my greens since Thelma was ’bout to marry that African Prince…..
*ala BAPS*
columbian women are no joke!
wayment I thought DC was already in the grave?? ..
Ms.Fashion
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
5 star Caribe hotel.
^^ I WANNA GO THERE!!
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DAMN
@ Smurfette – You and that dayum Whip!
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
TY so u using dolla sto TP as punishment??
U dont want to wash dishes or load the dishwasher….I got something for their azz Fay..paper it is 
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When they piss me off
Ms.Fashion says:
Ty says:
Dick Clark just passed
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Shut The Front Door!!!
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YUP, from a massive heart attack.
CaliBew :2dance: thx mami! u r eligible for ur free travel size.
which scent would u like?
lisaROSE says:
columbian women are no joke!
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AMEN to that shait… WOOOOOOOO
Cause Shakira can GET IT… ALL OF IT
I would change my name to Esteban an have a permanent 5 oclock shadow.
So..after a good waxing aka brazilian, they RUB the bleaching cream into the poo shoot. You may need more than one application if your shoot is darker…
Usual Suspect says:
@ Ty….That’s too bad, I me some American Bandstand
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Me too…heart attack
Awww Dick Clark
GG, I put that citris Whip in my candle diffuser thingy too
Tatted, I have several uses for alot of things
*licks hand*
Phrozen1der says:
@MissDallas It aint right for HUMANS not to have wipes..crumby underwears aint the BEES KNEES…
*slaps the rest of that dr pepper out your hand*
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Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
CaliBew thx mami! u r eligible for ur free travel size. which scent would u like?
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Damn I knew I was forgetting something
Ty, them kids don’t care about no paper yo!
A lot of heads are gonna roll for this and they will mysteriously disappear off the face of the earth!
Is that @His?!! I’ve been drive by posting from the phone and seeing your name but never made the connection.
Not yet, June! *back flip and a hug* for old times.
@Pretty1
I can’t see gravi, but @His isn’t on here now. I forgot her new name
Lawd yall are killing me with the crumbly undies and light bright glow in the dark poop chutes
yallcrazy says:
Ty, them kids don’t care about no paper yo!
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The girls do
when in rome……
Ty says:
yallcrazy says:
Ty, them kids don’t care about no paper yo!

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The girls do
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I’m talmbout the paper plates, not toilet tissue
In some amateur porn i will see people whose cheeks are darker on the inside and i wonder what causes that. i always associated it with being overweight as i usually see the discoloration on those individuals, bleaching is a way of fixing that i suppose.
@y’all – thanks for the update.

@usual – sorry for the confusion.
And I guess if you shave a lot down there that could also cause discoloration there.