Remember I told you kids that Love is expressed through actions and not words? Most women have men who forget they exist when they’re not around. Or they woo their women with flowers before they tie the knot, but afterwards their wives only get flowers on Valentine’s Day.
But Rihanna’s boo thang, Melissa Forde, gets gifts year-round. Rihanna tweeted a pic of herself and her assistant Jennifer Rosales shopping for a gift for Melissa, whose Twitter handle is @mforde11. Melissa stays on RiRi’s mind even when she’s not around — and Rihanna wants her 17 million Twitter followers to know it!
Is it just me, or does Rihanna look healthier and happier since coming out of the closet? If you’re on Twitter, remember to thank @jennnrosales for keeping Rihanna safe.
Oh Damn… This chic just cant catch a break
She looks pretty …
Good Morning All- Rihanna looks gr8.
Gosh, Rhianna looks so cute in that pic…!
Rt I Go There
She looks fresh faced & purty, cute pic
Sandra, I bet you think Oprah is gay too. LOL
When did she come out of the closet????
I think of my friends and family when I am somewhere and get something for them that I think they may like. So what does that make me????
I don’t really think Ri swims in the lady pond..
I mean that mess may by be allowed with Beyonce and others Sandra but when it comes to my wife we will call the authorities on u trust and believe. The only female Rihanna is with is CD MUTHAFUKKIN FENTY and if I keep seeing this obvious disregard for our relationship SANDRA U WILL BE HELD LIABLE
When did she “come out of the closet?”
So women can’t be BEST FRIENDS without fcuking huh…Sandra just stop it already
Aunts, Aunty, Aunty. Can you let Rihanna’s ganja, hairless, worldwide twat get a rest please. Rihanna like to stabbed, sodomized etc. No amount of munching will satisfy a freak.
BlackBeauti says:
Aunts, Aunty, Aunty. Can you let Rihanna’s ganja, hairless, worldwide twat get a rest please. Rihanna like to stabbed, sodomized etc. No amount of munching will satisfy a freak.
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Is it just me, or does Rihanna look healthier and happier since coming out of the closet?
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She has been showing all her back teef lately…
She looks healthier and I hope she’s happier
OMG this comment “First of all he’s 57 years old with a mohawk… It was the old dude at the club trying to holla at the 21 year olds.”
Tank did that
Da F&uck @ this whole post
Are you stalking her twitter?! Lol….It just seems as if she picked up a little gift for her BFF.
Ain’t Melissa her childhood best friend?! Come on you reaching a lil bit here Sandra
I mean that mess may by be allowed with Beyonce and others Sandra but when it comes to my wife we will call the authorities on u trust and believe. The only female Rihanna is with is CD MUTHAFUKKIN FENTY and if I keep seeing this obvious disregard for our relationship SANDRA U WILL BE HELD LIABLE
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Rhi looks happy all fresh faced and chit
Sandra hop off
LUV HER SMILE.. I SHOP FOR MY FRIENDS TOO SO
Keys says:
Are you stalking her twitter?! Lol….It just seems as if she picked up a little gift for her BFF.
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HELL YEAH SHE STALKING THE CHIT OUT OF MY BABY TWITTER AND I DONT APPRECIATE THAT CHIT NOT 1 BIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@SANDRA
“Most women have men who forget they exist when they’re not around. Or they woo their women with flowers before they tie the knot, but afterwards their wives only get flowers on Valentine’s Day.”
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Women don’t like niggas sweating them all the time and sending gifts and flowers “just because.”
Just an occasional “You awiiiiight” from they nigga is all they looking for most of the time. Always tryin to make a nigga look bad. SMH.
AFTERNOON everybody
@Man
Who said we don’t????
CD FENTY says:
I mean that mess may by be allowed with Beyonce and others Sandra but when it comes to my wife we will call the authorities on u trust and believe. The only female Rihanna is with is CD MUTHAFUKKIN FENTY and if I keep seeing this obvious disregard for our relationship SANDRA U WILL BE HELD LIABLE
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
@Man
You a lie! I don’t usually get flowers on Valentine’s day. I get them every other week like clockwork instead.
I appreciate that sh*t! And the lil sentimental text messages and poems I get sent to me throughout every week…. and all the other stuff too.
An occasional “you awrighhtt” will get your azz “terminated!”
@BIBI
“Who said we don’t????”
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I’m just sayin in general. You might be the exception though.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@SANDRA
“Most women have men who forget they exist when they’re not around. Or they woo their women with flowers before they tie the knot, but afterwards their wives only get flowers on Valentine’s Day.”
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Women don’t like niggas sweating them all the time and sending gifts and flowers “just because.”
Just an occasional “You awiiiiight” from they nigga is all they looking for most of the time. Always tryin to make a nigga look bad. SMH.
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Damn dawg… you plain crazy
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@SANDRA
“Most women have men who forget they exist when they’re not around. Or they woo their women with flowers before they tie the knot, but afterwards their wives only get flowers on Valentine’s Day.”
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Women don’t like niggas sweating them all the time and sending gifts and flowers “just because.”
Just an occasional “You awiiiiight” from they nigga is all they looking for most of the time. Always tryin to make a nigga look bad. SMH.
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IGO, you disagree with this don’t you?
@BiBi This IS @Man we’re talmbout here…
My friends and I us’ta buy each other gifts too. I don’ cut most them bishes OWF soooooo…Eh, FCK EM!
Beyonce tells People
“I didn’t feel that I looked beautiful during birth — but who does? After being pumped with all those fluids and gaining so much weight, with my swollen lips and cheeks, I barely recognized myself. I tried my best to roller-set my hair and I wore my [lip] gloss when I arrived at the hospital.”
“I committed to the end and wore my kitten heels. It makes me laugh thinking about it. But after many hours of labor, I didn’t care how I looked. It was all about the miracle that God gave me — the opportunity to deliver a human being.”
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the opportunity to deliver a human being.” <——- I guess that's for all the people who said that she was walking around with a doll.
I still don't believe your azz was preggers Bey. Preggers bellies don't fold.
DA fugg is @MAN tombout
LIES!
@SASSY
“I appreciate that sh*t! And the lil sentimental text messages and poems I get sent to me throughout every week…. and all the other stuff too.”
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**riley voice**
That nigga gay.
Sure am hit me on a random tuesday and you will gwt the business. Valentines day can
*get*
@KY what goes on in that gravi ma?
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@SANDRA
“Most women have men who forget they exist when they’re not around. Or they woo their women with flowers before they tie the knot, but afterwards their wives only get flowers on Valentine’s Day.”
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Women don’t like niggas sweating them all the time and sending gifts and flowers “just because.”
Just an occasional “You awiiiiight” from they nigga is all they looking for most of the time. Always tryin to make a nigga look bad. SMH.
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Sorry Sir, you’ve been misinformed…
I think this is a pretty pic of Rhi
Sup
@Man
DAT nigga wants to keep his woman and have his woman keep him.
He know! Now all he gotta do is learn how to use a muthafukkin COASTER and he’s damn near PERFECT!
I appreciate that sh*t! And the lil sentimental text messages and poems I get sent to me throughout every week…. and all the other stuff too.
An occasional “you awrighhtt” will get your azz “terminated!”
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:
@Man
You a lie! I don’t usually get flowers on Valentine’s day. I get them every other week like clockwork instead.
I appreciate that sh*t! And the lil sentimental text messages and poems I get sent to me throughout every week…. and all the other stuff too.
An occasional “you awrighhtt” will get your azz “terminated!”
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Wait, every other week?? Damn, I got it good but you got me beat
Someone needs to step their game up
*sends long
textMMS message*@Ky
I be forgetting these things…
when it comes to making women happy it’s the simple ish that counts…random acts lead to a lot of access for a guy
Runs to Iheart **********Where u been my nicca?***** Jackie Chan voice
OHONAYYYY
Women don’t like niggas sweating them all the time and sending gifts and flowers “just because.”
Just an occasional “You awiiiiight” from they nigga is all they looking for most of the time. Always tryin to make a nigga look bad. SMH.
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and this is why your date to “Applebees” was declined
Yall KILLING me! Yall just be disagreeing to disagree cause it’s me! SMH.
Knowing good and well all that “Extra-‘Lifetime Movie Channel’-Just-Because” stuff is some bullchit! Waste of time and money!
Yall cray.
JMO says:
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:
@Man
You a lie! I don’t usually get flowers on Valentine’s day. I get them every other week like clockwork instead.
I appreciate that sh*t! And the lil sentimental text messages and poems I get sent to me throughout every week…. and all the other stuff too.
An occasional “you awrighhtt” will get your azz “terminated!”
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Wait, every other week?? Damn, I got it good but you got me beat
Someone needs to step their game up *sends long text MMS message*
JMO says:
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@SANDRA
“Most women have men who forget they exist when they’re not around. Or they woo their women with flowers before they tie the knot, but afterwards their wives only get flowers on Valentine’s Day.”
_____________
Women don’t like niggas sweating them all the time and sending gifts and flowers “just because.”
Just an occasional “You awiiiiight” from they nigga is all they looking for most of the time. Always tryin to make a nigga look bad. SMH.
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IGO, you disagree with this don’t you?
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YEP
but Im just the Yin to Mans Yang
And occasional gift of flowers
and a nice sexy Text or Call works wonders.
NaijaGal says:
when it comes to making women happy it’s the simple ish that counts…random acts lead to a lot of access for a guy
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@JMO
Girl, I don’t know where he learned that from! He just started bringing me flowers every couple of weeks when we got back together. And now, about every two weeks when he sees the prior ones wilting….BAM! New bouquet.
He tries to get them in assorted colors and types too. I love them!
@Cfree that is Kris Jenner’s nasty azz
@BiBi ‘Tis ok. We all fall for @Man’s okie-doke sometimes
He has a way of contributing something meaningful and insightful to a post, then POW; it’s back to his normal self……
Why do yall even fall for the banana in the tail pipe with Man ass
That chile say chit just to get it jumping when in relatiy his ass at home prolly given out mani/pedi’s, cooking dinner, washing dishes and greasing scalps 
CFREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *runs in slow motion*
when it comes to making women happy it’s the simple ish that counts…random acts lead to a lot of access for a guy
YEP… LITTLE SHAIT ARE BIGGER THAN MOST GUYS THINK *SIGH*
@ CD FENTY says:
I mean that mess may by be allowed with Beyonce and others Sandra but when it comes to my wife we will call the authorities on u trust and believe. The only female Rihanna is with is CD MUTHAFUKKIN FENTY and if I keep seeing this obvious disregard for our relationship SANDRA U WILL BE HELD LIABLE
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Anyone who is a stan for any celeb can answer – I’m just trying to understand:
Respectfully (not trying to argue today, just asking a question) – Have you met Rhianna? Spoken to Rhianna? Have you visited her home or she visited your home? Do you guys hang out? Do you guys go on vacays together? Do you guys talk on the phone? Does she follow you on Twitter? Does she acknowledge you? If you were to die today, would she go to your funeral?
I am asking these questions because you go so hard for Rhianna all day, every day. I’ve never been a stan for anyone, barely a fan, so I am just trying to understand what you are getting out of riding so hard for her. Lastly, are you in your early 20’s?
I Go There says:
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YEP
but Im just the Yin to Mans Yang
And occasional gift of flowers
and a nice sexy Text or Call works wonders.
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ChocD
Just chillin *bruh man voice*
MMS msg
@MAN shut the hail up naga, u aint shait
hi again and shyt
kahmmillion says:
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Anyone who is a stan for any celeb can answer – I’m just trying to understand:
Respectfully (not trying to argue today, just asking a question) – Have you met Rhianna? Spoken to Rhianna? Have you visited her home or she visited your home? Do you guys hang out? Do you guys go on vacays together? Do you guys talk on the phone? Does she follow you on Twitter? Does she acknowledge you? If you were to die today, would she go to your funeral?
I am asking these questions because you go so hard for Rhianna all day, every day. I’ve never been a stan for anyone, barely a fan, so I am just trying to understand what you are getting out of riding so hard for her. Lastly, are you in your early 20?s?
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@SIS AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
I GOT SOME PURPLE AND YELLOW ONES.. BISH DAY WAS ESSTRA GOOD AFTER THAT.. PAYING ATTENTION TO THE ESSMALL SHAIT 
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JMO says:
IGO, you disagree with this don’t you?
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YEP
but Im just the Yin to Mans Yang
And occasional gift of flowers
and a nice sexy Text or Call works wonders.
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Makes the panties come tumblin’ down ery’time
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
when it comes to making women happy it’s the simple ish that counts…random acts lead to a lot of access for a guy
YEP… LITTLE SHAIT ARE BIGGER THAN MOST GUYS THINK *SIGH*
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@CD
kahmmillion says:
Beyonce tells People
“I didn’t feel that I looked beautiful during birth — but who does? After being pumped with all those fluids and gaining so much weight, with my swollen lips and cheeks, I barely recognized myself. I tried my best to roller-set my hair and I wore my [lip] gloss when I arrived at the hospital.”
“I committed to the end and wore my kitten heels. It makes me laugh thinking about it. But after many hours of labor, I didn’t care how I looked. It was all about the miracle that God gave me — the opportunity to deliver a human being.”
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the opportunity to deliver a human being.” <——- I guess that's for all the people who said that she was walking around with a doll. I still don't believe your azz was preggers Bey. Preggers bellies don't fold.
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what a 
So her statement "being pumped with fluids" didn't make you
KyCakes says:
@Cfree that is Kris Jenner’s nasty azz
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:stop: it I say, bytch is a str8 freak who wuda thunk it
KEI!
NaijaGal says:
when it comes to making women happy it’s the simple ish that counts…random acts lead to a lot of access for a guy
– I was getting calls like “what type of chapstick you use, what kinda lotion you use….what kinda mints you want!! Shyt like that gets me! Yeah, you can get me the big shyt too, but usually, I got that…the way to my heart is things like that. It lets me know you think of me when you’re out and about.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
or a girl.
<—– hubcaps buys me flowers and little gifts every week…
@Kah
*gasp*
No Kah, NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*grabs you and runs*
iheart
at that gravi
@CD
“Why do yall even fall for the banana in the tail pipe with Man ass That chile say chit just to get it jumping when in relatiy his ass at home prolly given out mani/pedi’s, cooking dinner, washing dishes and greasing scalps ”
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I wouldn’t cook for Kim K.! Hail naw!
**checks pants… yup, dyck still there**
Uh ohh
Naija
Why did ‘Anytime’ just come on Pandora?
Talkin’ about ol’ dude conjured him up and chit…..
@Jenie
*gasp*
No, Jenie, NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*grabs your azz and runs too*
KY your gravi…
CD FENTY says:
Why do yall even fall for the banana in the tail pipe with Man ass
That chile say chit just to get it jumping when in relatiy his ass at home prolly given out mani/pedi’s, cooking dinner, washing dishes and greasing scalps 
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Right!!
BUT THEM DIP STRAWBERRYS WITH MY INITIALS ON IT..
@man
But will you grease her scalp??
don’t do it
please don’t do it
Iheart
That gravi…
@IGO high 5
nigs like u be winning 
@ CD FENTY says:
I mean that mess may by be allowed with Beyonce and others Sandra but when it comes to my wife we will call the authorities on u trust and believe. The only female Rihanna is with is CD MUTHAFUKKIN FENTY and if I keep seeing this obvious disregard for our relationship SANDRA U WILL BE HELD LIABLE
______________________
Anyone who is a stan for any celeb can answer – I’m just trying to understand:
Respectfully (not trying to argue today, just asking a question) – Have you met Rhianna? Spoken to Rhianna? Have you visited her home or she visited your home? Do you guys hang out? Do you guys go on vacays together? Do you guys talk on the phone? Does she follow you on Twitter? Does she acknowledge you? If you were to die today, would she go to your funeral?
I am asking these questions because you go so hard for Rhianna all day, every day. I’ve never been a stan for anyone, barely a fan, so I am just trying to understand what you are getting out of riding so hard for her. Lastly, are you in your early 20?s?
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You wrote this essay to ask me about what’s my position with Rihanna, girl aint Spongebob or some other chit on. You around here posting chit about Beyonce when nobody aint even brought that chile up so maybe u need to sit at home and evaluate what the fukk wrong with u and quit worrying about what the fukk I font about my bytch Rihanna umm ok.
Iheart!!!!1
@ Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:
@Kah
*gasp*
No Kah, NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*grabs you and runs*
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No, really, for once, I am not trying to be mean or trying to stir up trouble. I’m just trying to figure it out. I ask @CD because there are so many Rhiana posts and she is the one who’s mainly going hard. So, that’s why I asked her, but also asked everyone else.
Why Sassy runnin out of here with folks
*scrollsup*
I like the sweat!
But Rihanna’s boo thang, Melissa Forde, gets gifts year-round.
^^^Thats what its like when youre in love
My boo thang @YallCrazy showers me with gifts,,,Practical gifts at that,,,Those anal beads will bring a life time of pleasure to both of us 
Well, folks….we made it until quarter to 1 PM (EST) without it…..
I guess its about time for sh*t to jump off one way or another so…
Proceed.
KyCakes says:
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JMO says:
IGO, you disagree with this don’t you?
_______________________________________________
YEP
but Im just the Yin to Mans Yang
And occasional gift of flowers
and a nice sexy Text or Call works wonders.
——————————————————————-
Makes the panties come tumblin’ down ery’time
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Yep
I just think
Me and the Homie Man just want different things from a woman…
@SASSY
“Girl, I don’t know where he learned that from! He just started bringing me flowers every couple of weeks when we got back together. And now, about every two weeks when he sees the prior ones wilting….BAM! New bouquet.
He tries to get them in assorted colors and types too. I love them!”
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AIN’T THAT A BIG AZZ WASTE OF MONEY THO?
I mean, if you love that nigga, and he love you, why he wastin yall money on that dumb azz chit?
No, really, for once, I am not trying to be mean or trying to stir up trouble.
@No really, for once….
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Hey Kei
I know KyMega aint talmbout My gravi with that shit in hers 
@Ohoney
To safety! On another site! In another post! Somewhere!
@Iheart
Stealing the FUKK outta your gravi!! Fukking hilarious!!
Ohoey
nice legs 
@BIBI
“But will you grease her scalp?? ”
______________
Yeah, sometimes a bytch need a lil help with sumptin.
YEP
but Im just the Yin to Mans Yang
And occasional gift of flowers
and a nice sexy Text or Call works wonders.
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I wonder who is going to go hard for Rita Whorah soon?
@ CD FENTY says:
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You wrote this essay to ask me about what’s my position with Rihanna, girl aint Spongebob or some other chit on. You around here posting chit about Beyonce when nobody aint even brought that chile up so maybe u need to sit at home and evaluate what the fukk wrong with u and quit worrying about what the fukk I font about my bytch Rihanna umm ok.
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I asked you something simple. Started it out letting you know there was no disrespect. I was only trying to understand why stans go so hard. But, since your angry ass want to act like a fukkn bish go right on ahead. You just being a bish for no damn reason. FOH I bet your heaux azz don’t even know why you going so hard for a bish who doesn’t give a fukk bout you. Dumb azz trick. FOH. Always have to turn the simplest sh!t into something else. Get a damn life you stupid heaux.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@SASSY
“Girl, I don’t know where he learned that from! He just started bringing me flowers every couple of weeks when we got back together. And now, about every two weeks when he sees the prior ones wilting….BAM! New bouquet.
He tries to get them in assorted colors and types too. I love them!”
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AIN’T THAT A BIG AZZ WASTE OF MONEY THO?
I mean, if you love that nigga, and he love you, why he wastin yall money on that dumb azz chit?
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yeah I wouldnt give flowers every week… but at least twice a month.
@Iheart :stop: it, B!
I done told y’all I.AM.NO.LONGER stanning for Dumb Howards whorish-I-Got-A-Million-Baby-MaMas azz……
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:
@JMO
Girl, I don’t know where he learned that from! He just started bringing me flowers every couple of weeks when we got back together. And now, about every two weeks when he sees the prior ones wilting….BAM! New bouquet.
He tries to get them in assorted colors and types too. I love them!
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Awww!!!
@Man
So? I like that waste of money. It goes like this…. he wastes money on buying me flowers and other lil cute sh*t he knows makes me smile.
I don’t nag him when he decides to waste even MORE money on his too expensive car/cars.
Give & take situation.
LETS GET THIS RIGHT INTENSE STYLE:
1. I TYPE WHAT THE FUKK I WANT WHEN THE FUKK I WANT AND IF U GOT A PROBLEM, KISS MY ASS, CALL YO MOMMA AND TELL HER U KISSED MY ASS AND THEN COME KISS IT AGAIN.
PS
RIHANNA
-N-
CD FENTY
2GETHER 4 EVA
@Sassy, it’s so befitting right??
That’s how I felt when I was in Florida last weekend and kept hearing all them lil yt girls saying that stupid shyt :rollseyes:
@Igo
He is giving them 2x a month. Every other week. You ain’t reading, sir?
Every week is OD. They wouldn’t have time to wilt/die.
@ SIS – YUP, it’s the lil’ thangs!
Is it just me, or does Rihanna look healthier and happier since coming out of the closet? If you’re on Twitter, remember to thank @jennnrosales for keeping Rihanna safe.
i must admit she looks really happy in this pic
Aww heyull
yep, its friday :rollseyes:
@ KyPuddin
Is she wiping herself with paper towel?
@ CD
Like I said, I am not in the mood to argue. I said my peace, now you can go jump off the nearest building. Get mad about a damn question.
Thanks for cementing that, CD Fenty
@anyone
Sooooo
Its friday snitches
@Iheart
I love it! It literally made me start giggling when I saw it. Right’clicked that sh*t, QUICK!
Not the 2gether 4 eva though
Ky
Your gravi is a mess….
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@BIBI
“But will you grease her scalp?? ”
______________
Yeah, sometimes a bytch need a lil help with sumptin.
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@SASSY
Yo’ ol man ain’t chit. You shouldn’t even respect no nigga doin all that extra chit.
Nigga make the rest of us have to do more with his whipped azz.
@Hony
Looks like she took off her clothes and then decided to simultaneously flip a beaver AND cover up….
well dayum!
kahmmillion says:
@ CD FENTY says:
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You wrote this essay to ask me about what’s my position with Rihanna, girl aint Spongebob or some other chit on. You around here posting chit about Beyonce when nobody aint even brought that chile up so maybe u need to sit at home and evaluate what the fukk wrong with u and quit worrying about what the fukk I font about my bytch Rihanna umm ok.
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I asked you something simple. Started it out letting you know there was no disrespect. I was only trying to understand why stans go so hard. But, since your angry ass want to act like a fukkn bish go right on ahead. You just being a bish for no damn reason. FOH I bet your heaux azz don’t even know why you going so hard for a bish who doesn’t give a fukk bout you. Dumb azz trick. FOH. Always have to turn the simplest sh!t into something else. Get a damn life you stupid heaux.
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NO BYTCH YO WHOLE FAMILY TREE IS THE STUPID HOES. WHY IN THE HELL DO U CARE WHAT I FONT. I GUESS IF I WAS POSTING NOVELS ABOUT WHY I STILL DONT BELIEVE BEYONCE WAS PREGGOS IT WOULD BE ALRIGHT. BYTCH PLEASE. ITS NO DIFFERENT I POST ABOUT MY BYTCH RIHANNA AND U FONT ABOUT NOT BELIEVING A BABY CAME OUT OF BEYONCE’S PUSSY. SAME DAMN THANG. LET ME ASK U THIS IS THE INSIDE OF BEYONCE PUSSY PINK OR BROWN BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY U HAVE SEEN IT TO KNOW A BABY DIDNT COME OUTTA THAT THANG. NOW U GTFOH HOE
lol @ Man
@Man
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@SASSY
Yo’ ol man ain’t chit. You shouldn’t even respect no nigga doin all that extra chit.
Nigga make the rest of us have to do more with his whipped azz.
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@KAH
You would get CD SOOOOOOOO mad if you posted and azz shot and told her to kiss it!
*licks lips*
booooooo *throws acorns*
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@KAH
You would get CD SOOOOOOOO mad if you posted and azz shot and told her to kiss it!
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@kah
I know you didn’t ask me, but I go hard for Rih because she’s sexy as FUKK to me! There’s something about her exotic aura and Bajan accent and “I don’t give a flying fukk” attitude that teases my lady parts…She is THAT BITCH!
I would like to be DOMINATED by her! 
Well alrighty then
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:
@Igo
He is giving them 2x a month. Every other week. You ain’t reading, sir?
Every week is OD. They wouldn’t have time to wilt/die.
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I stand corrected… Every other week is the same
your right Sassy.
If the woman is on point something like that should be standard…
Wait….wait tho.
I thought the inside of all puzzies were pink. That’s what Lil Wayne said. Some aren’t?
*goes to Google*
Does brown mean it’s stale? Moldy?
Damn I thought it was gone be peaceful 2day
People like who they like
Fans sometimes defend their favorite artist, people who don’t like certain artist spend the same amout of time dragging em
Let just agree 2 disagree, its all just fun n games
Signed
Team Bey & Rih
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@SASSY
Yo’ ol man ain’t chit. You shouldn’t even respect no nigga doin all that extra chit.
Nigga make the rest of us have to do more with his whipped azz.
__________________________________________________________________________
You will never be tossin panties on the floor.
@SASSY
“Just jealous! And see, THAT is why he getting cum bubbles blown and YOU’RE NOT!!”
________________
You just tell your Lamar Odom azz boyfriend to stay up yonder cause down here Applebees gets a nigga in that twat!
Dat nigga come down here writing gay azz poetry and raising the price of flowers and chit and goin mess it up for all us niggas down here. Just like that nigga in the Secret Service. Always got one….
<<<smh
@Igo
I agree.
He on his job. I ain’t mad.
OH JUST FAWK IT
SEE YALL BISHES MONDAY..
FeFe Feminine says:
@kah& @OHoney
I know you didn’t ask me, but I go hard for Rih because she’s sexy as FUKK to me! There’s something about her exotic aura and Bajan accent and “I don’t give a flying fukk” attitude that teases my lady parts…She is THAT BITCH! I would like to be DOMINATED by her!
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Go on……tell us more
rofl
some are closer to red in color.
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
*licks lips*
@Dougie
I thought they were all pink too at least I know mine is but since some people want to come for my font when actually their doing the same dang, I was just asking. DONT NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT—- Sweet Brown
Shat just got real childish up in here so
I guess typing in caps means people are angry.
Sorry, I skip postings that are in caps. Trick about to have an aneurysm over a broad who doesn’t know she is alive. I really hope you are in your 20’s because, a woman over 30 going on like this about a celeb (who could care less about them) is the one that should turn off Spongebob, turn on CNN or MSNBC and get a clue. 
The Makeup Maven says:
NaijaGal says:
when it comes to making women happy it’s the simple ish that counts…random acts lead to a lot of access for a guy
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
or a girl. – I was getting calls like “what type of chapstick you use, what kinda lotion you use….what kinda mints you want!! Shyt like that gets me! Yeah, you can get me the big shyt too, but usually, I got that…the way to my heart is things like that. It lets me know you think of me when you’re out and about.
^^^^^^^^
Right!
When you memba’ my fav ice cream or how to fix my taco……..awwwww, true love.
@Man
And if that negro EVER took me to Applebee’s or any other low-grade restaurant like that passed the age of 20, I’d have dumped him.
My man is bourgie as hell…he don’t eat “cheap sh*t.” Applebee’s is “cheap sh*t.”
Them chicks you dealing with can have that bullsh*t. I’d damn near spit in a dude’s face if he suggested Applebee’s for a date!
and this my friends, is where the problem lies … We start dating and then all of a sudden, the chit he/or she did in the beginning stops… (i.e. the flowers, sweet/freaky text messages etc) Couples begin to coexist and not date anymore.
People should date whomever they want to date and keep the relationship interesting. I for one like seeing happy couples, whether they are interracial or whatever. Happiness trumps all…
LAKES
DON’T LEAVE
@OHoney
She’s just fukking SEXY! She’s like a chick I could hang out with, go shopping with, travel with, and have a threesome with! She doesn’t give a FUKK and I
it! 
@MOCHA
“Yo’ ol man ain’t chit. You shouldn’t even respect no nigga doin all that extra chit.
Nigga make the rest of us have to do more with his whipped azz.
__________________________________________________________________________
You will never be tossin panties on the floor. ”
_____________
This Applebee’s coupon I been saving says different.
FeFe Feminine says:
@kah
I know you didn’t ask me, but I go hard for Rih because she’s sexy as FUKK to me! There’s something about her exotic aura and Bajan accent and “I don’t give a flying fukk” attitude that teases my lady parts…She is THAT BITCH! I would like to be DOMINATED by her!
^^^Girrrrrrrrrrl you betta work that pink pannie set!!!!!!!! Work it girl,,,,WORK IT!!!!!!!!!!! You got a bish like me straight hatin honey,,,,Get it girl,,,I cant rock pink cuzz it clashes with my stretch marks,,,But
I
Aint
Mad
At
You!!!!!!!!!!!
kahmmillion says:
I guess typing in caps means people are angry.
Sorry, I skip postings that are in caps. Trick about to have an aneurysm over a broad who doesn’t know she is alive. I really hope you are in your 20?s because, a woman over 30 going on like this about a celeb (who could care less about them) is the one that should turn off Spongebob, turn on CNN or MSNBC and get a clue. 
__________________
….swing low…sweet chariot….
DONT NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT—- Sweet Brown
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GOTDAMMMIT CD!
@Sassy
Why it gotta be like that though? What’s wrong with applebees??
I like applebees 
#teamPink
No really….
@ FeFe Feminine says:
@kah
I know you didn’t ask me, but I go hard for Rih because she’s sexy as FUKK to me! There’s something about her exotic aura and Bajan accent and “I don’t give a flying fukk” attitude that teases my lady parts…She is THAT BITCH! I would like to be DOMINATED by her!
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The thing is, I asked everyone. I said: “Anyone who is a stan for any celeb can answer – I’m just trying to understand:”
I attached it to her post because I know she goes hard for Rhianna. Who would’ve known that something that simple (as a question) would cause someone to act like a total lunatic.
Thank you for answering. That’s all I wanted to know. Why a person goes hard for a certain celeb. I guess that question is hard for some.
The Makeup Maven says:
@ MAN! I love flowers…my favorites are Tiger & Calla Lillies. BUT LET ME TELL YOU THE BEST FLOWERS I RECEIVED! My favorite color is green….someone got me some green flowers after asking me what my favorite color was. Those were the best flowers I EVER received because they tried to accomodate what they thought I liked.
______________
SHUT THE FRONT DOOR!!! My favorite flower is Calla Lillies!!!! I never tell anyone that. Get out my life TATTED!!!!
Peep that shout out to @Change!!!!
———————–
Please no race wars today
#butwhateveriguess…
@Kah
If I could jump in for a minute… CD and Fefe are not actually serious when they are stanning for Rih (from my view.)
They’re just joking. Kinda how I threaten bishes on here over Idris. We’re really not serious, just a playful, “I like this celeb” kind of banter. In all honesty…..most of us probably never even think about them once we leave here.
Except for Brandy…
I goes hard for Brandy cause folks was TRYINNGGGG MMEEEE yesterday!
Most people don’t know this, but Steven Tyler is made entirely out of labias. _Text from my mom…
her
@kah
I’m asking this nicely and I’m honestly not meaning ANY harm in it…
*no seriously I’m not so PLEASE don’t start an e-fight with me*
But why do you go so hard against LSLH chicks and accuse so many people of being self-hating just because they may prefer LSLH? I mean black folks come in so many different colors, shades, shapes, sizes, backgrounds, etc. Why is it so important for you to always bring up statements about Dark Skin vs. Light Skin?
Please don’t
at me…
I Go There says:
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:
@Igo
He is giving them 2x a month. Every other week. You ain’t reading, sir?
Every week is OD. They wouldn’t have time to wilt/die.
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I stand corrected… Every other week is the same
your right Sassy.
If the woman is on point something like that should be standard…
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Bibi different stroke for different folks hunnay
Some like forever 21, I like J.Crew…same shyt, different styles
kahmmillion says:
I guess typing in caps means people are angry. Sorry, I skip postings that are in caps. Trick about to have an aneurysm over a broad who doesn’t know she is alive. I really hope you are in your 20?s because, a woman over 30 going on like this about a celeb (who could care less about them) is the one that should turn off Spongebob, turn on CNN or MSNBC and get a clue.
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After this I’m done. Listen Corky obviously u know I’m alive because u wrote a 4 page letter asking me about what I typed. I could care less about u, what u font and what u think about what I font. So u just continue to skip what I type and please believe u will NEVER NEVER be acknowleded from me again. Ok.
Let me go do some work I feel like I’m playing myself having a font war with the mentally challenged. Font yall later
@SASSY
” First of all, my man is NOt Lamar Odom-ish!
And if that negro EVER took me to Applebee’s or any other low-grade restaurant like that passed the age of 20, I’d have dumped him.
My man is bourgie as hell…he don’t eat “cheap sh*t.” Applebee’s is “cheap sh*t.”
Them chicks you dealing with can have that bullsh*t. I’d damn near spit in a dude’s face if he suggested Applebee’s for a date!”
________________
Uh huh… I guess that nigga going be talkin bout changing his last name to yours and that since yall “equal” maybe sometimes he should wear the dress.
<<<smh
I swear… niggas like him is ruining it for us last remaing REAL niggas. Bytch better look at them flowers growing for FREE in the yard.
AND APPLEBEES IS LIKE $15 PER PERSON! WHAT YOU MEAN CHEAP?
@FAYLA
bish u cray 
Bibi says:
@Sassy
Why it gotta be like that though? What’s wrong with applebees?? I like applebees
too
——————————————————————
#teamPinkFatMonkey
Naija, do something
BRENDEN The Gypsy Pu**Y Slayer says:
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
*licks lips*
_________________
with as many Barbies @YALL been stuffin up yo butt (i aint said a WORD) & THAT’s how u gone act after i did a lil flirting yesterday?? aiight then :rollseyes:
YO loss potna!
So I just seen a pic of So-long-face at some event and that bish face gave me hawk just
Her dress was beautiful though.
MzTisch says:
The Makeup Maven says:
NaijaGal says:
when it comes to making women happy it’s the simple ish that counts…random acts lead to a lot of access for a guy
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
or a girl. – I was getting calls like “what type of chapstick you use, what kinda lotion you use….what kinda mints you want!! Shyt like that gets me! Yeah, you can get me the big shyt too, but usually, I got that…the way to my heart is things like that. It lets me know you think of me when you’re out and about.
^^^^^^^^
Right!
When you memba’ my fav ice cream or how to fix my taco……..awwwww, true love.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
ESSSACTLY! I like the big shyt too…but stuff like that….
JMO says:
and this my friends, is where the problem lies … We start dating and then all of a sudden, the chit he/or she did in the beginning stops… (i.e. the flowers, sweet/freaky text messages etc) Couples begin to coexist and not date anymore.
People should date whomever they want to date and keep the relationship interesting. I for one like seeing happy couples, whether they are interracial or whatever. Happiness trumps all…
_______
waiting on THAT answer
that is HILARIOUS!!!
:hugs: @Brenden
@Sassy
Thanks hon! Your post is 100% spot on…we are all bullshytting and having a great time in here…in real life I’d probably meet Rih have a quick fantasy, and move on with my life…
@Bibi
I don’t mind Applebee’s for DRINKS with my homegirls occasionally (if nothing else is open on a late night) but for me and my man…no. We just don’t do that.
You should see his azz if anyone suggests he comes and chills with them at a place like TGIF’s, Fridays, Chillis, Outback, etc. I had to BEG him to just hang with a couple of friends of outrs for an hour at Buffalo Wild Wings.
He’s just like that.
It’s rubbed off on me, I think. We’re both pompous, elitest azzholes now. Him WAY more than me. I can at LEAST hang with other folks…he cannot. Had a convo about his language about other folks last night. 
Ms.Fashion says:
The Makeup Maven says:
@ MAN! I love flowers…my favorites are Tiger & Calla Lillies. BUT LET ME TELL YOU THE BEST FLOWERS I RECEIVED! My favorite color is green….someone got me some green flowers after asking me what my favorite color was. Those were the best flowers I EVER received because they tried to accomodate what they thought I liked.
______________
SHUT THE FRONT DOOR!!! My favorite flower is Calla Lillies!!!! I never tell anyone that. Get out my life TATTED!!!!
Peep that shout out to @Change!!!!
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
YAAAAS, TIGER & CALLA….MY FAVS! Didn’t we say we are more alike than different?! How you know I was tom’bout her!
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Bytch better look at them flowers growing for FREE in the yard.
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You ain’t shyt!
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@MOCHA
“Yo’ ol man ain’t chit. You shouldn’t even respect no nigga doin all that extra chit.
Nigga make the rest of us have to do more with his whipped azz.
__________________________________________________________________________
You will never be tossin panties on the floor. ”
_____________
This Applebee’s coupon I been saving says different.
_________________________________________________________________________
The chick you taking most likely have 11 o’clock curfews and enrolled in Algebra I, because a woman is not going to be giving up the hot pocket for Applebees.
JMO says:
and this my friends, is where the problem lies … We start dating and then all of a sudden, the chit he/or she did in the beginning stops… (i.e. the flowers, sweet/freaky text messages etc) Couples begin to coexist and not date anymore.
People should date whomever they want to date and keep the relationship interesting. I for one like seeing happy couples, whether they are interracial or whatever. Happiness trumps all…
______________________________________________________
YEP…
But the strain of Life sometimes pushes shait that way… you gotta learn how to still get up and be romantic and do shait you did at the start of the relationship even when youre tired…
@Man
Any place offering a “2 for $20” special REGULARLY is CHEAP AS HEYUL! May as well take that bish to KFC!!!!
I swear… niggas like him is ruining it for us last remaing REAL niggas. Bytch better look at them flowers growing for FREE in the yard.
The realest shait you ever wrote, “Tupac voice”
*snatches Fi’s abs*
Off to lunch
To infinity and beyondddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
@Man
And my MAN is definitely a man. He ain’t wearing no dresses or taking my name or nothing else. Thank you.
Step ya game up!
<—-doesn't mind an occasional trip to Applebee's…sure, I like other high-end restaurants as well…but when I'm on a budget a lot can be consumed for much less at Applebee's…
So u just continue to skip what I type and please believe u will NEVER NEVER be acknowleded from me again.
________________
Oh lord, now I’m depressed
It’s not even that serious. I did say that I was only inquiring and I didn’t mean any harm. Said I didn’t want to argue, just asking a question. You don’t have to acknowledge me. 
This is so silly. I’ll try to remember not to acknowledge you either (because you won’t respond). I, for one, once I close this site, I really don’t remember who I argued with – that’s why I come back chatting with everyone. I guess some people take these things to heart and keep a mental list of people they don’t like on the internet. #sad
@MOCHA
“This Applebee’s coupon I been saving says different.
_________________________________________________________________________
The chick you taking most likely have 11 o’clock curfews and enrolled in Algebra I, because a woman is not going to be giving up the hot pocket for Applebees. ”
__________________
It AIN’T just Applebees! It’s cause a nigga like me is top notch too! I know they be trying to get me hooked early on so they give a nigga a taste.
Yall know yall do that.
Dear Sandra,
I have three lifelong BFF’s one for over 27 years. When I’m on a vacay, I buy them shoes, clothes, etc, and they do the same for me. Not once have we bumped uglies
each other because we’re just friends. I think it’s sad that you want Riri so bad, you’re willing to 
her azz out of a closet she’s only in looking at dresses and shoes. You can’t force someone to play with you who doesn’t want to, if that was the case, nevermind…Anyway, I guess you’ve never bought any of your lady friends a thing while you were out, if you did, you must have been 
them
Signed
Your friend in Christ
Hershey
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@SASSY
” First of all, my man is NOt Lamar Odom-ish!
And if that negro EVER took me to Applebee’s or any other low-grade restaurant like that passed the age of 20, I’d have dumped him.
My man is bourgie as hell…he don’t eat “cheap sh*t.” Applebee’s is “cheap sh*t.”
Them chicks you dealing with can have that bullsh*t. I’d damn near spit in a dude’s face if he suggested Applebee’s for a date!”
________________
Uh huh… I guess that nigga going be talkin bout changing his last name to yours and that since yall “equal” maybe sometimes he should wear the dress. <<<smh
I swear… niggas like him is ruining it for us last remaing REAL niggas. Bytch better look at them flowers growing for FREE in the yard.
AND APPLEBEES IS LIKE $15 PER PERSON! WHAT YOU MEAN CHEAP?
________________________________________
This Joker here
@Sassy
I feel ya. Ain’t neva been to Chillis or fridays but will hit up an outback. Afternoon tea and chit just ain’t my style. Don’t want no friggin crumpets give me a damn donut or something.
<—— Acknowledges hoodish tendencies
Hey, bishes are giving up the poons for a negro with a nice car not even talking about a meal so wherever you take her to eat, if she appreciates the gesture then its your win. As long as he makes me laugh till I cry and we connect, I could care less if we go to Ruth & Chris or Applebees. My take on it. The gesture alone is what counts in my opinion.
@SASSY
“Any place offering a “2 for $20? special REGULARLY is CHEAP AS HEYUL! May as well take that bish to KFC!!!!”
___________________
KFC HAS FILLED MANY A BYTCHES BELLY BEFORE!
@DW
Can how you gonna cosign that dumb sh*T!!!
And to answer your ques from yesterday (think that was you)…
<—– 86 baby!
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:
@Bibi
I don’t mind Applebee’s for DRINKS with my homegirls occasionally (if nothing else is open on a late night) but for me and my man…no. We just don’t do that.
You should see his azz if anyone suggests he comes and chills with them at a place like TGIF’s, Fridays, Chillis, Outback, etc. I had to BEG him to just hang with a couple of friends of outrs for an hour at Buffalo Wild Wings.
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Aint nothing wrong with going to those places just to grab a bite to eat with yo man and catch a game or something …
First date … meh, I don’t know … Im not for it nor am I against it
Gigi26 says:
Hey, bishes are giving up the poons for a negro with a nice car not even talking about a meal so wherever you take her to eat, if she appreciates the gesture then its your win. As long as he makes me laugh till I cry and we connect, I could care less if we go to Ruth & Chris or Applebees. My take on it. The gesture alone is what counts in my opinion.
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Good point
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@MOCHA
“This Applebee’s coupon I been saving says different.
_________________________________________________________________________
The chick you taking most likely have 11 o’clock curfews and enrolled in Algebra I, because a woman is not going to be giving up the hot pocket for Applebees. ”
__________________
It AIN’T just Applebees! It’s cause a nigga like me is top notch too! I know they be trying to get me hooked early on so they give a nigga a taste.
Yall know yall do that.
_______________________________________________________________________
Top Notch? With an Applebees coupon? Try again.
And no “ya’ll” don’t do that; hoodrats and chicks of the bird variety do that.
FeFe Feminine says:
<—-doesn't mind an occasional trip to Applebee's…sure, I like other high-end restaurants as well…but when I'm on a budget a lot can be consumed for much less at Applebee's…
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whew… Thank you.
IF the woman has been in my life for a while chances are she has been to Chilils with me… cause them damn Cadillac Fajitas are the shait…
@WAR BUCKS
“I swear… niggas like him is ruining it for us last remaing REAL niggas. Bytch better look at them flowers growing for FREE in the yard.
_______________
The realest shait you ever wrote, “Tupac voice”
_____________
Somebody got speak up for real niggas mayne. Bytch niggas is takin over these days. How did we let this happen?
Jmo :rollseyes:
I Go There says:
JMO says:
and this my friends, is where the problem lies … We start dating and then all of a sudden, the chit he/or she did in the beginning stops… (i.e. the flowers, sweet/freaky text messages etc) Couples begin to coexist and not date anymore.
People should date whomever they want to date and keep the relationship interesting. I for one like seeing happy couples, whether they are interracial or whatever. Happiness trumps all…
______________________________________________________
YEP…
But the strain of Life sometimes pushes shait that way… you gotta learn how to still get up and be romantic and do shait you did at the start of the relationship even when youre tired…
__________________________________________________________
@Bibi
He ain’t THAT bourgie to do no tea & crumpets, but he has a “standard” for steaks and veal and other kinds of high-priced food. (I don’t eat anything but seafood anyway.)
HOWEVER, I have been known to drag his azz down to the inner city hood for a chicken box, steak fries and a bean pie.
(He talks about me sooo bad and how hood-rattish that is everytime I do it. All the way into the city and all the way back out and the entire time I’m devouring it.)
I love him though.
@MOCHA
“It AIN’T just Applebees! It’s cause a nigga like me is top notch too! I know they be trying to get me hooked early on so they give a nigga a taste.
Yall know yall do that.
_______________________________________________________________________
Top Notch? With an Applebees coupon? Try again.
And no “ya’ll” don’t do that; hoodrats and chicks of the bird variety do that. ”
______________________
Is you married Mocha?
Okay Applebees is one thing but kfc?? Really?
iheart :rollseyes: :rollseyes:
Gigi26 says:
Hey, bishes are giving up the poons for a negro with a nice car not even talking about a meal so wherever you take her to eat, if she appreciates the gesture then its your win. As long as he makes me laugh till I cry and we connect, I could care less if we go to Ruth & Chris or Applebees. My take on it. The gesture alone is what counts in my opinion.
^^^^^^^^^^^
If a bish gon’ phuk she gon’ phuk *in my boy’s voice* A woman knows if she will give a man some of that the second she meets him. A meal won’t change that…….or will it? Heyul , I don’t know. These ratz out here nowadays……
@Sassy. I bought my wife a few rose shrubs years ago. She’s into that green thumb shait. Yard looks good though. Them flowers every week was killing my pockets
Gigi26 says:
Hey, bishes are giving up the poons for a negro with a nice car not even talking about a meal so wherever you take her to eat, if she appreciates the gesture then its your win. As long as he makes me laugh till I cry and we connect, I could care less if we go to Ruth & Chris or Applebees. My take on it. The gesture alone is what counts in my opinion.
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If the company is good… doesnt matter where you are.
@JMO
I have to sit with him when on double-dates or out with friends and carefully try to run interference when he starts sounding real “uppity.” It’s too funny.
Girl…
@Igo
<—- never been to Chilli's.
@Jmo
Ain’t he though…
@Sassy
I hear ya.
@DW
We don’t have a yard yet, though. Won’t be “house-searching” for another few months so right now, in the apt, he buys flowers.
I can’t wait until I have a yard and can grow my own flowers though! That’d be great! And make a koi pond…and a cobblestone path!
@WAR BUCKS
“I swear… niggas like him is ruining it for us last remaing REAL niggas. Bytch better look at them flowers growing for FREE in the yard.
_______________
The realest shait you ever wrote, “Tupac voice”
_____________
Somebody got speak up for real niggas mayne. Bytch niggas is takin over these days. How did we let this happen?
Personally I blame Ralph Tresvant nikkas took that sensitivity shait too far.
Who wants a ol sensitive azz nikka? 
<— LOVES RUTH CHRIS' RESTAURANT BUT HELL, BISH WILL SLAM SOME APPLEBEES. Especially their chicken pasta. AND, if im diggin' you like that, I may eeeem buy YOUR meal, shidddd. We boff had enough for dinner that night. Warmed that shyt ratt up on the stove and served it with some Fruit Punch juice like it was some high end shyt! Went to Applebees that day and had a 4 hour set that night turned around and made & served a turkey and cheese sandwich!! Fck wit' it!
Ok wait, this reminds me of a funny story one of my friends told me:
She went out on a first date with a guy and he paid for their meal with a coupon. She asked was she wrong for being completely turned off. What do you think??
Me, I said she was absolutely right for being turned off
but I’ve been labeled as bourgie (sp?) before because I won’t date a man without a car so maybe I was the wrong person to ask … 
If a bish gon’ phuk she gon’ phuk *in my boy’s voice* A woman knows if she will give a man some of that the second she meets him. A meal won’t change that…….or will it? Heyul , I don’t know. These ratz out here nowadays……
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A meal won’t change it, it just means they’ll fukk on a full stomach
Igo I agree 100% the company is what matters, not the place completely.
I for one likes for a man to cook for me. That will make the panties vanish
@WARBUCKS
“I bought my wife a few rose shrubs years ago. She’s into that green thumb shait. Yard looks good though. Them flowers every week was killing my pockets ”
_____________
See, that’s thinking with your head and your dyck!
(two heads are better than one!)
The Makeup Maven says:
<— LOVES RUTH CHRIS' RESTAURANT BUT HELL, BISH WILL SLAM SOME APPLEBEES. Especially their chicken pasta. AND, if im diggin' you like that, I may eeeem buy YOUR meal, shidddd. We boff had enough for dinner that night. Warmed that shyt ratt up on the stove and served it with some Fruit Punch juice like it was some high end shyt! Went to Applebees that day and had a 4 hour set that night turned around and made & served a turkey and cheese sandwich!! Fck wit' it!
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I Go There says:
Gigi26 says:
Hey, bishes are giving up the poons for a negro with a nice car not even talking about a meal so wherever you take her to eat, if she appreciates the gesture then its your win. As long as he makes me laugh till I cry and we connect, I could care less if we go to Ruth & Chris or Applebees. My take on it. The gesture alone is what counts in my opinion.
_______________________________________________________
If the company is good… doesnt matter where you are.
__________
The Makeup Maven says:
Ms.Fashion says:
The Makeup Maven says:
@ MAN! I love flowers…my favorites are Tiger & Calla Lillies. BUT LET ME TELL YOU THE BEST FLOWERS I RECEIVED! My favorite color is green….someone got me some green flowers after asking me what my favorite color was. Those were the best flowers I EVER received because they tried to accomodate what they thought I liked.
______________
SHUT THE FRONT DOOR!!! My favorite flower is Calla Lillies!!!! I never tell anyone that. Get out my life TATTED!!!!
Peep that shout out to @Change!!!!
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
YAAAAS, TIGER & CALLA….MY FAVS! Didn’t we say we are more alike than different?! How you know I was tom’bout her!
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We sure did!!! I know the world is large but I have never met anyone that said they favorite a flower is Calla Lillie.
Lets just say, My memory is a fool!! You said it once before in here.
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:
@JMO
Girl… I have to sit with him when on double-dates or out with friends and carefully try to run interference when he starts sounding real “uppity.” It’s too funny.
@Igo
<—- never been to Chilli's
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Sassy you should try it… Chillis is just a good time to really talk and laugh and just be cool… Im all in for some Fogo De Chao but im cool with a chic that can handle both places…
Sassy
wow
@Sassy, yeah she loves that yard. Happy house hunting, rates are low, good time to purchase!
Gigi26 says:
If a bish gon’ phuk she gon’ phuk *in my boy’s voice* A woman knows if she will give a man some of that the second she meets him. A meal won’t change that…….or will it? Heyul , I don’t know. These ratz out here nowadays……
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A meal won’t change it, it just means they’ll fukk on a full stomach
Igo I agree 100% the company is what matters, not the place completely.
I for one likes for a man to cook for me. That will make the panties vanish
^^^^^^^
Shiiiiiiiidddddddd! A man that KNOWS how to cook and WANTS to cook and is GOOD at it. Whew………I love to cook myself, but a man that has no problem in the kitchen is def a plus for me too.
@ FeFe Feminine says:
@kah
I’m asking this nicely and I’m honestly not meaning ANY harm in it…
*no seriously I’m not so PLEASE don’t start an e-fight with me*
But why do you go so hard against LSLH chicks and accuse so many people of being self-hating just because they may prefer LSLH? I mean black folks come in so many different colors, shades, shapes, sizes, backgrounds, etc. Why is it so important for you to always bring up statements about Dark Skin vs. Light Skin?
Please don’t at me…
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Coming from a society where light is right – Skin bleaching in Jamaica is so prevalent because, you (most) don’t get very far being dark. There was a report in the Gleaner that said that companies in JA didn’t want dark skin ppl working where they can be seen by clients/customers.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@MOCHA
“It AIN’T just Applebees! It’s cause a nigga like me is top notch too! I know they be trying to get me hooked early on so they give a nigga a taste.
Yall know yall do that.
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Top Notch? With an Applebees coupon? Try again.
And no “ya’ll” don’t do that; hoodrats and chicks of the bird variety do that. ”
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Is you married Mocha?
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I’s not married, but what does that have to do with it? Before it get’s personal, I’m just messing with you about think you should be getting bootay because you taking the woman to Applebees. I don’t really eat at those places because I don’t eat meat, and thing on the menu for me is usually a veggie burger and I’m not going out to eat, to eat a burger I could make at home.
#Tisall
@WARBUCKS
“Personally I blame Ralph Tresvant nikkas took that sensitivity shait too far. Who wants a ol sensitive azz nikka? ”
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Yeah… but I think after Ralph Tresvant came through with that chit it was thankfully killed off in the 90’s with Tupac/Biggie/R.Kelly and them sort of niggas.
I think it was them new age niggas these hoes love. Usher and Trey Songz and Ne-Yo. Them type niggas.
@JMO
I’d have been turned off too! I cannot STAND cheap men! I don’t like cheap people PERIOD but a cheap man is the WORST!! Just makes my vagina turn into Kim K’s. Just DRY and CRACKED!
And…don’t feel bad….
I also am not a partaker of men without automobiles.
Can’t do it. Sorry.
@jmo
That is a turn off. Shouldn’t be but damn on the first date? He couldn’t slip it to them on the low? While she powdered her nose or something?
Gigi26 says:
If a bish gon’ phuk she gon’ phuk *in my boy’s voice* A woman knows if she will give a man some of that the second she meets him. A meal won’t change that…….or will it? Heyul , I don’t know. These ratz out here nowadays……
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A meal won’t change it, it just means they’ll fukk on a full stomach
Igo I agree 100% the company is what matters, not the place completely.
I for one likes for a man to cook for me. That will make the panties vanish
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I cook… WELL
JMO says:
The Makeup Maven says:
<— LOVES RUTH CHRIS' RESTAURANT BUT HELL, BISH WILL SLAM SOME APPLEBEES. Especially their chicken pasta. AND, if im diggin' you like that, I may eeeem buy YOUR meal, shidddd. We boff had enough for dinner that night. Warmed that shyt ratt up on the stove and served it with some Fruit Punch juice like it was some high end shyt! Went to Applebees that day and had a 4 hour set that night turned around and made & served a turkey and cheese sandwich!! Fck wit' it!
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NOW THIS IS THE REALEST SHYT I EVAH WROTE!
I for one likes for a man to cook for me. That will make the panties vanish
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@MOCHA
“I’s not married”
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GIVE
A
NIGGA
A
TASTE!!!
@Man
Fasho!
@ Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:
Just makes my vagina turn into Kim K’s. Just DRY and CRACKED!
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Oh no.
@Tatted, I
you so fukkin much 
@Ms.Fashion
My favorite flower has always been calla lilies ever since i was a littl girl…I had those flowers in my bouquets at my wedding…
I cook… WELL
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Noted
but that alone shows me that you can hold it down in the case that I can’t.
The Makeup Maven says:
<— LOVES RUTH CHRIS' RESTAURANT BUT HELL, BISH WILL SLAM SOME APPLEBEES. Especially their chicken pasta. AND, if im diggin' you like that, I may eeeem buy YOUR meal, shidddd. We boff had enough for dinner that night. Warmed that shyt ratt up on the stove and served it with some Fruit Punch juice like it was some high end shyt! Went to Applebees that day and had a 4 hour set that night turned around and made & served a turkey and cheese sandwich!! Fck wit' it!
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Imma need people to know that those Chicken Wonton Tacos ain't nothing to play with at AppleBee's!!!! I love them!!!
There is nothing wrong with going to AppleBee's to get a bite to eat. Hell that's better than Burger King or Whataburger!!
Why are people addressing Kah?
This nicca
@DW
Thanks! They’re supposed to drop even lower and the market will finally hit a REAL bottom at the end of this year, early next year so we’re gonna start searching in Sept-Oct with hopes to purchase by next Feb-Mar.
I for one likes for a man to cook for me. That will make the panties vanish
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Hubby gets that extra good head after he cooks a good meal
Sassy & Bibi … good!! Thought it was just me
FeFe Feminine says:
@Ms.Fashion
My favorite flower has always been calla lilies ever since i was a littl girl…I had those flowers in my bouquets at my wedding…
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FEFEEEEEEEEEEEEE My doll!!!!
I really love them!!! I don’t care if I sound lame.
@Fe, I
Calla lillies too 
But I hat yo fuggin stomach 
@ Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Why are people addressing Kah?
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Oh, so ppl aren’t supposed to be addressing me now?
No skin off my back.
Ms.Fashion says:
The Makeup Maven says:
Ms.Fashion says:
The Makeup Maven says:
@ MAN! I love flowers…my favorites are Tiger & Calla Lillies. BUT LET ME TELL YOU THE BEST FLOWERS I RECEIVED! My favorite color is green….someone got me some green flowers after asking me what my favorite color was. Those were the best flowers I EVER received because they tried to accomodate what they thought I liked.
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SHUT THE FRONT DOOR!!! My favorite flower is Calla Lillies!!!! I never tell anyone that. Get out my life TATTED!!!!
Peep that shout out to @Change!!!!
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YAAAAS, TIGER & CALLA….MY FAVS! Didn’t we say we are more alike than different?! How you know I was tom’bout her!
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We sure did!!! I know the world is large but I have never met anyone that said they favorite a flower is Calla Lillie.
Lets just say, My memory is a fool!! You said it once before in here.
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Yes, I did share that story before. Remembering the little things matters to me. I like being thought of randomly…on a regular basis versus being thought of on big day events. Your more likely to be treated VERY WELL by me in those instances. YES, but Calla is VERY fav then the Tiger!
@ JMO….My mama set me up on a blind date once. Dude took me to the dollar show, expected me to buy him something to eat after, THOUGHT he was gone hit, then had the nerve to ask me out again.
Ms.Fashion says:
The Makeup Maven says:
<— LOVES RUTH CHRIS' RESTAURANT BUT HELL, BISH WILL SLAM SOME APPLEBEES. Especially their chicken pasta. AND, if im diggin' you like that, I may eeeem buy YOUR meal, shidddd. We boff had enough for dinner that night. Warmed that shyt ratt up on the stove and served it with some Fruit Punch juice like it was some high end shyt! Went to Applebees that day and had a 4 hour set that night turned around and made & served a turkey and cheese sandwich!! Fck wit' it!
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Imma need people to know that those Chicken Wonton Tacos ain't nothing to play with at AppleBee's!!!! I love them!!!
There is nothing wrong with going to AppleBee's to get a bite to eat. Hell that's better than Burger King or Whataburger!!
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Please dont talk about Whataburger… damn I miss them sooo much.
Iheart says:
I for one likes for a man to cook for me. That will make the panties vanish
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Hubby gets that extra good head after he cooks a good meal
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@kah
Ok, and thank you for answering…
I just have to ask, do you think it is fair to keep perpetuating that mentality by being so bitter about it yourself? I think a lot of black families in America probably fit the same description as yours did and folks have witnessed and experienced some of the same dumb shyt in life…but don’t you think it helps if you actually BECOME the change and moving away from that stuff??? Honest question… :hugs:
Hubby gets that extra good head after he cooks a good meal
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I know that’s right! Shiiid one time my boo cooked for me, I almost raped his ass while he was preparing the food, its just so sexy to me
I Go There says:
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:
@JMO
Girl… I have to sit with him when on double-dates or out with friends and carefully try to run interference when he starts sounding real “uppity.” It’s too funny.
@Igo
<—- never been to Chilli's
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Sassy you should try it… Chillis is just a good time to really talk and laugh and just be cool… Im all in for some Fogo De Chao but im cool with a chic that can handle both places…
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Is this Fogo De Chao place that serves only meat?
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ JMO….My mama set me up on a blind date once. Dude took me to the dollar show, expected me to buy him something to eat after, THOUGHT he was gone hit, then had the nerve to ask me out again.
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OMG!!
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:
@JMO
I’d have been turned off too! I cannot STAND cheap men! I don’t like cheap people PERIOD but a cheap man is the WORST!! Just makes my vagina turn into Kim K’s. Just DRY and CRACKED!
And…don’t feel bad….
I also am not a partaker of men without automobiles. Can’t do it. Sorry.
^^^^^^^^
The car thing I can def agree with……I can’t be picking no grown man up.
This is the first date? He could have done it on the sly for first impression sake…… But, I can possibly give a dude a pass for extreme couponing if I know his backstory for being frugal….
Paying for college?
Student loan payments?
Down payment on a home?
Starting a business?
Damn, I still haven’t been to Fogo De Chao! Its on my to do list …
@ Bibi & Iheart – Real talk. I can cook so most restaurants don’t impress me. I’d rather swell yo azz up with a homecook meal and then you take me on a picnic. The cost of the restaurant does nothing for me because really, you paying waaaay over what you really are eating anyway. The same piece of meat is somewhere else, they just beat it a lil’ more into submission. Most times I end up leaving saying “shyt, I could’ve made this!”
@Mz
@ JMO…I was about 19, my brother knew him from school and cosigned how cool dude was. Them mofos haven’t been able to point a cute guy out to me since introducing me to Jeff.
@DIMPZ
“My mama set me up on a blind date once. Dude took me to the dollar show, expected me to buy him something to eat after, THOUGHT he was gone hit, then had the nerve to ask me out again. ”
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Sound like a straight forward, honest and frugal brother to me. What did you say to his second date request?
Fogo De Chao hmmmmm might try there….I had these angus burgers and I swore that beef was from heaven. That shyt had me in a daze, but I digress
Tatted: I agree, no better cooking than your own sometimes
You silly girl!
I wish my husband understood how important it is to know how to do domestic shyt every now and then!
here i am
i had a log in scare yesterday
@Maven
Ur so right. I for one cook but don’t really enjoy it so anyone preparing me a meal is great. In my perfect world I’d have a hubby that handled most of the cooking.
@MZ
“Paying for college?
Student loan payments?
Down payment on a home?
Starting a business?”
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Child Support?
Parking Fines?
Play Station Video Games?
How you left those three out?
I Go There says:
Ms.Fashion says:
The Makeup Maven says:
<— LOVES RUTH CHRIS' RESTAURANT BUT HELL, BISH WILL SLAM SOME APPLEBEES. Especially their chicken pasta. AND, if im diggin' you like that, I may eeeem buy YOUR meal, shidddd. We boff had enough for dinner that night. Warmed that shyt ratt up on the stove and served it with some Fruit Punch juice like it was some high end shyt! Went to Applebees that day and had a 4 hour set that night turned around and made & served a turkey and cheese sandwich!! Fck wit' it!
__________
Imma need people to know that those Chicken Wonton Tacos ain't nothing to play with at AppleBee's!!!! I love them!!!
There is nothing wrong with going to AppleBee's to get a bite to eat. Hell that's better than Burger King or Whataburger!!
____________________________________________________
Please dont talk about Whataburger… damn I miss them sooo much
________________
What you mean miss? Did you leave the earth?
I was a Jack in the Box girl….
@Fe, My husband’s mom is crazy as hell so he knows how to cook,clean and lay the pipe right
@ Bibi – Im my perfect world, I’d do most of the cooking, but when you know you don’ fcked up, or you just love me soooo, you’ll give me a break and make your specialty!
The same piece of meat is somewhere else, they just beat it a lil’ more into submission.
this is SOOOOOOO true!
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I have a friend who is a dietician and she spills all the secrets to grocery and restaurant markups!
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@MZ
“Paying for college?
Student loan payments?
Down payment on a home?
Starting a business?”
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Child Support?
Parking Fines?
Play Station Video Games?
How you left those three out?
^^^^^^^^^^^
It wasn’t a mistake Man!
What’s a whataburger? Is it like In & Out? Ain’t been to that one either
#feelingsheltered
whataburger is, or was rather, the shiznit after the club yo
@ Man…..I’d have rathered he told me he wanted to go Dutch, which would’ve been cool with me, versus him inviting me out, me paying for ALL my own stuff then him asking me to foot part of him bill too. Only thing he paid for was gas and the $1 to get in the movie. I made my mama give me the money back for that snack pack he had, she was wrong for even giving him my number.
He never saw me again.
<–will eat off the dollar menu or the hundred dollar menu
#mickeydeesorruthschris
As long as I'm in good company, it's all good
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Auntie and let her know something hmmmp 
What twin, let me
@Hershey
Yes- FDC is the meat only place. I’ve only been once and hated it because I don’t eat meat.
@Dimpz
I had a dude YEARS ago pick me up to take me out and straight up say:
“so you know… I hate wasting time and money and I prefer to sample whats coming after before the restaurant so why don’t we go to my house and do pizza first and you know….and then do a restuarant on the 2nd date?”
Girl! I told him to drive me BACK to my house real quick so I could go upstairs and put on my sexy underwear. Went in my house, closed the door and his stupid azz sat there in his car really waiting. And had the nerve to call again a few times a few days later trying to see what went wrong. SMH.
Men are sooooo sad sometimes.
Who said whataburger?? That is some good ass drunk food
@Man,
Those examples=working towards a goal.
Not his arse beating his boy at Madden 2014.
My New Memoir to Men a la soup cooler big toofed Harvey.
Act like a lady phuck like a man!
Chapter 1:
Men, we know if and when we want to phuck you before you even take us out to dinner. Be it Applebees or Capital Grille. But thanks for making that esstra effort and letting us order something that we prolly wouldn’t order when we are out with our girls. You weren’t successful with that Jedi mind trick but what you did was make my belly full and made it easier for me to sleep after we phuck!
Stay tuned for Chapter 2:
BBL #freefood
twin i tried like 12 times on my ipad and it just wasn’t happening
i was preparing for work w/o my hoeburgers
FeFe Feminine says:
The same piece of meat is somewhere else, they just beat it a lil’ more into submission.
this is SOOOOOOO true!
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I have a friend who is a dietician and she spills all the secrets to grocery and restaurant markups
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Exactly. They just mark the prices up high…and to be quite honest, your getting less for your buck. You got this small azz saucer of food for the big azz price!
@Real life BFF
@Sass…………What the hell?!
Atleast the dude I was out with was smart enough to get me away from the house before he started showing his ass.
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ JMO…I was about 19, my brother knew him from school and cosigned how cool dude was. Them mofos haven’t been able to point a cute guy out to me since introducing me to Jeff.
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Chapter 1:
Men, we know if and when we want to phuck you before you even take us out to dinner. Be it Applebees or Capital Grille. But thanks for making that esstra effort and letting us order something that we prolly wouldn’t order when we are out with our girls. You weren’t successful with that Jedi mind trick but what you did was make my belly full and made it easier for me to sleep after we phuck!
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EXACTLY!
WE KNOW THAT! That’s why I ain’t tryin to spend more than $15.
Ima at least spend that so you feel you ain’t gave the puzzy up for nothing. But I ain’t goin over that cause you it won’t change whether you was goin fluck me or not.
You got this small azz saucer of food for the big azz price!
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if i was a man i wouldn’t take a first date anywhere expensive, iono if i like u are not yet
real life bff
yeah training is over. old dude in training already emailed me with smiley faces, exclamation points, and a read receipt message talkin bout i’ll be back in DC on may 21 
@Dimpz
I dunno what that sh*t was or what kinda chicks he had been out with but that wasn’t EVEN gonna fly! He was like 24 though and I as like 17, so I think he thought I was just stupid.
Nah, boo. My mama ain’t raise no fool. Who the hell trades puzzy for pizza?!
We coulda went to the fukkin Prime Rib and I STILL wasn’t fukking afterwards but to just come out with it like that? I appreciated him for not wasting my time though. Really did.
whataburger sounds like our “white castle”
@GYPSY
“Stay tuned for Chapter 2:”
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This should be the part about “Size Not Mattering.”
@Candi
Ooohh! Don’t you hate those?! Obnoxious admirers!
And just your luck, you’ll somehow manage to slide him off yet run into him somehow on 5/21 when you’re out and about!
i remember getting a text ‘so when u gonna let me hit the skins?’
i didn’t respond
who even says hit the skins anymore
@ JMO….
IONO about JEFFS being cheap but that was ridiculous. Keep in mind that had to be about 1997 so gas was still 1.00 a gallon, the show was 1.50 cause we went after matinee hours, a snack pack at Robinson’s Ribs was 4.00 and this dude thought he was gonna smash when all he spent on the night was 2.50 and it was all on him? OK, maybe he spent 5.00 including gas. I bought that damned meal ONLY to have a clean slate and that mofo couldn’t say I owed him anything. Then he had the nerve to ask my mama about me after. She told him I got back with my BD. 
candibfly says:
i remember getting a text ‘so when u gonna let me hit the skins?’
i didn’t respond
who even says hit the skins anymore
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@ Sass….When you put it that way, good thing he opened his mouth first.
Size does realer matter no matter what yo’ daddy told you.
That saying is a lie! Motion of the ocean my azz, I don’t have time for dramamine. Give me the stick not the prick!
Please don’t get faded with that shiat. We tell you that so that you will just eat it cause you feel bad that you couldn’t penetrate even if you stood up in the puss!
The Makeup Maven says:
FeFe Feminine says:
The same piece of meat is somewhere else, they just beat it a lil’ more into submission.
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this is SOOOOOOO true!
I have a friend who is a dietician and she spills all the secrets to grocery and restaurant markups
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Exactly. They just mark the prices up high…and to be quite honest, your getting less for your buck. You got this small azz saucer of food for the big azz price!
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I Know but….
The cost of me getting dressed to the nines, walking in that restaurant and letting all them mofo’s know I am a bad bish and can eat and pay for this shish….. PRICELESS.
Sometimes you just got a let em know what you working with.(in my Kevin Hart Voice)
I kid I kid.
You want to go out sometimes to the nice restaurants. Ain’t nothing wrong with that.
still causing problems?@ man
Hershey says:
I Go There says:
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:
@JMO
Girl… I have to sit with him when on double-dates or out with friends and carefully try to run interference when he starts sounding real “uppity.” It’s too funny.
@Igo
<—- never been to Chilli's
________________________________________
Sassy you should try it… Chillis is just a good time to really talk and laugh and just be cool… Im all in for some Fogo De Chao but im cool with a chic that can handle both places…
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Is this Fogo De Chao place that serves only meat?
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yeah Hershey it is… but you can get other stuff from this other table once your there… That place is my spot.
who even says hit the skins anymore
wow
I’m more of a “Get yo azz over here so I got drop this thang in you shait” kind of gentleman
and 
FeFe Feminine says:
You got this small azz saucer of food for the big azz price!
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Yeah Im more inclined to go places that serve 2 to 3 courses
Like the Melting POT…
@Dimpz
Exactly! Good thing he showed what he was about FIRST!
@Candi
Who says “hit the skins?” 
is that awesome?
I guess I’m really bougie. I have never been to Applebees, Chillis but I did go to Popeyes
I like their butter biscuits.
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ JMO….
IONO about JEFFS being cheap but that was ridiculous. Keep in mind that had to be about 1997 so gas was still 1.00 a gallon, the show was 1.50 cause we went after matinee hours, a snack pack at Robinson’s Ribs was 4.00 and this dude thought he was gonna smash when all he spent on the night was 2.50 and it was all on him? OK, maybe he spent 5.00 including gas. I bought that damned meal ONLY to have a clean slate and that mofo couldn’t say I owed him anything. Then he had the nerve to ask my mama about me after. She told him I got back with my BD. 
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@GYPY
“Size does realer matter no matter what yo’ daddy told you.
That saying is a lie! Motion of the ocean my azz, I don’t have time for dramamine. Give me the stick not the prick!
Please don’t get faded with that shiat. We tell you that so that you will just eat it cause you feel bad that you couldn’t penetrate even if you stood up in the puss!”
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You need to quit lying!
You crazy!
I Go There says:
FeFe Feminine says:
You got this small azz saucer of food for the big azz price!
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Yeah Im more inclined to go places that serve 2 to 3 courses
Like the Melting POT…
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@Igo
Are you like the perpetual player or something??
@Candi
How many side convos do we have? I can’t go back scrolling to “get it”.
dang he must really hate me, as i was born in 1988 *glares at anyone that got sumn to say*
MAN you are full of chit. I am scratching you from the list, punk.
JMO you still didn’t give me the info to add you to the game.
be careful y’all….folks are getting banned in the new post…Sandra ain’t in the mood!
What @ Man?
Bibi says:
@Igo
Are you like the perpetual player or something??
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Nah nothing like that…
Ill but it like this
Im just not the usual…
Hony, whats your user name?
@Igo
So why no wife and lil Igos???
Ms.Fashion says:
I Know but….
The cost of me getting dressed to the nines, walking in that restaurant and letting all them mofo’s know I am a bad bish and can eat and pay for this shish….. PRICELESS.
Sometimes you just got a let em know what you working with.(in my Kevin Hart Voice)
I kid I kid.
You want to go out sometimes to the nice restaurants. Ain’t nothing wrong with that.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
This is true. I love a good restaurant like the rest…and getting cute is the best part for me. BUT if I had my way, I’d rather you plan me a picnic with fruits and wines and cheeses and lay down on the blanket, look into my eyes already know what i’m thinking or at least ask me! I’mma sucka for romance, but heeeeey!
Bibi says:
@ Sassy
@Igo
So why no wife and lil Igos???
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whats up Bibi
you trying to take me out on a date or something
@FeFe
Aw, chit! Let me go be nosey………..
Maybe I am…..
But I might get e-shanked.
Or really shanked
The Makeup Maven says:
Ms.Fashion says:
I Know but….
The cost of me getting dressed to the nines, walking in that restaurant and letting all them mofo’s know I am a bad bish and can eat and pay for this shish….. PRICELESS.
Sometimes you just got a let em know what you working with.(in my Kevin Hart Voice)
I kid I kid.
You want to go out sometimes to the nice restaurants. Ain’t nothing wrong with that.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
This is true. I love a good restaurant like the rest…and getting cute is the best part for me. BUT if I had my way, I’d rather you plan me a picnic with fruits and wines and cheeses and lay down on the blanket, look into my eyes already know what i’m thinking or at least ask me! I’mma sucka for romance, but heeeeey!
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Maybe Aries and Leos are more alike than they think.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Women don’t like niggas sweating them all the time and sending gifts and flowers “just because.”
Just an occasional “You awiiiiight” from they nigga is all they looking for most of the time.
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^^^ This might explain why you’re currently single.
Ms.Fashion says:
The Makeup Maven says:
Ms.Fashion says:
I Know but….
The cost of me getting dressed to the nines, walking in that restaurant and letting all them mofo’s know I am a bad bish and can eat and pay for this shish….. PRICELESS.
Sometimes you just got a let em know what you working with.(in my Kevin Hart Voice)
I kid I kid.
You want to go out sometimes to the nice restaurants. Ain’t nothing wrong with that.
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This is true. I love a good restaurant like the rest…and getting cute is the best part for me. BUT if I had my way, I’d rather you plan me a picnic with fruits and wines and cheeses and lay down on the blanket, look into my eyes already know what i’m thinking or at least ask me! I’mma sucka for romance, but heeeeey!
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Maybe Aries and Leos are more alike than they think.
16 mo’ days left! 
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I’mma Taurus. HOW DARE THEE FORGET?!?!
The Makeup Maven says:
Maybe Aries and Leos are more alike than they think.
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I’mma Taurus. HOW DARE THEE FORGET?!?! 16 mo’ days left!
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Girllll wait, I think you said something about you attract Aries and Leos and don’t know why!!!! My bad!!!!
Won’t forget ever again!!!!!
Wait, did you say How Dare THEE????
Wow
oh boy here we go. If it ain’t Beyonce it’s Rhi Rhi. One flew over the coo coo nest.