A chubby Tiger Woods was spotted jogging near his Orlando home yesterday with an androgynous looking personal trainer by his side. Tiger has never looked so out of shape in his stellar career.
The disgraced former golfing champ needs to work harder to lose those extra pounds and get back into shape now that he’s rejoining the PGA tour after being released from that so-called sex rehab facility.
It’s been 3 months since Woods was last seen in Orlando following his bizarre after Thanksgiving Day accident that made headlines and exposed the dark side of his double life.
Tiger will come clean about his double life (and his scores of other women) during his first news conference on Friday (Feb. 19) at 11 am where he’s expected to read a prepared statement and apologize to his fans.
Tiger’s agent Mark Steinberg says: “Tiger will make a public statement to begin to make amends.” Steinberg went on to insist that it is not a press conference and Woods will not be taking questions.
The only person Woods needs to apologize to is his wife Elin. And if she has any common sense she won’t take him back since malignant narcissists like Woods can never be cured.
More pics after the break
Photos: Getty Images
I thought that was Charles Barkley, look at those child bearing hips.
I agree with you Sandra. Tiger doesn’t owe any of us an apology. He needed to privately apologize to his wife and sponsors. Can’t hold these celebrities to a higher standard like they are God or something. They are people too and make mistakes.
The disgraced former golfing champ needs to work harder to lose those extra pounds and get back into shape
****************
Agreed, but why is it that when men tell women the same thing it’s an problem?
why is this necessary? we don’t need to hear anymore about his gallivanting sprees.
DONT TAKE HIM BACK ELIN!!!
I wish Tiger nothing but the best… Although I dont agree with his actions, I cant hold it against him.. I know the power of p*ssy and unfortunately for some men, they cant pass the temptation up.
Dam Tiger you really let yourself so!
He may be an (_y_)hole @ home but you can’t knock his reign in the golfing world. Adultery is a sin but not a crime so if his apology is sincere the sponsors will be banging down his down door.
As for his marriage I think they will need a lot more counseling if they’re gonna make it work. To forgive for one affair is hard enough but to see all those women come out the woodwork must have been devasting for Elin. But with most celebrity marriages (kobe, magic, shaq) Money can buy a lot of forgiveness.
This story has brought the bitshassness out in men. Sports channels are talking about this story like they are gossip shows.
People always talking about women don’t stick together. Neither do men. those same people pointing the finger probably are mad because they don’t have as many ho’s in their stable.
As these past few years have shown us most men with power has power over the puzzy. This story is old now & the only person who needs to be worried about what Tiger is doing is his wife.
If every man who got caught cheating jobs were at jeopardy women would rule the world.
I think he looks great. Team Tiger
PAGESINADIARY Says:
DONT TAKE HIM BACK ELIN!!!
That prenup is tighter than a virgin. She’s not going anywhere.
LOL @ ohpretty1
Tiger is just trying to revamp his battered image from one of the most ghetto situations that one could imagine. At the end of the day it doesn’t matter what we think, Elin’s the one that has to live with him
i don’t see where he has gained weight? i don’t look the chumpers he got as teeth (look like he can f a clit up…no thank ya), but i was always thought he was fine. his body is my prototype.
He’s out of shape? I guess….
M3z Says:
LOL @ ohpretty1
Tiger is just trying to revamp his battered image from one of the most ghetto situations that one could imagine. At the end of the day it doesn’t matter what we think, Elin’s the one that has to live with him
– – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – –
This ‘apology’ is really for his sponsors/endorsements. He has some major Board of Director azz to kiss.
I’m really over it and don’t care if he explains or not. It’s none of my business
If I was Tiger, my speech on Friday would consist of the following phrases:
“Mind your momofukkin business”
“Dem garden tools is a damn lie”
“Its because I’m black”
“That b set me up”
“You ain’t getting a dime from me”
“Fluck you h oes”
Looks like Tiger packed on a few pounds.
LMAO @ KaraZ!!!!
that prenup must be airtight for ole girl to stay. of course, tiger’s only real mistake was getting married in the first place knowing that he wasn’t ready and probably never would be with all those women at his disposal.
he’s world famous so it’s hard to meet anyone and not be worried about ulterior motives.
he’d walk up to woman like “my name is tiger wo-”
and the lady would be like “i know who you are nigga” in most any language spoken on earth.
I do hope he comes back kickin ass
Make amends for what? His sexual indiscretions don’t have crap to do with the public and squat to do with Golfing
PASS IT ON:
Inform black men to stick to their race.
Tell them to stop running from the problem, but face the problem.
EVEN IF BLACK WOMEN ARE CRAZY AND NOT SUBMISSIVE, still stick to their race.
Stop running to white women thinking you are doing something.
Stick to your race!
There is an agenda to get rid of blacks, but they are using blacks to do it.
Stick to your race NO MATTER WHAT!
A black king does not run from the enemy, he faces and fights the enemy.
Black Man Stick to your race.
Redeemed777 Says:
PASS IT ON:
Inform black men to stick to their race.
Tell them to stop running from the problem, but face the problem.
EVEN IF BLACK WOMEN ARE CRAZY AND NOT SUBMISSIVE, still stick to their race.
Stop running to white women thinking you are doing something.
Stick to your race!
There is an agenda to get rid of blacks, but they are using blacks to do it.
Stick to your race NO MATTER WHAT!
~~~~~~~~~
If that had happened I would not be here, in fairness my dads first wife was black and my dad never discriminated agaist the color of a women. In Tigers case all the jumpoffs were caucasion looking so he does have a preference.
he’s going to APOLOGIZE not EXPLAIN. and elin has already taken him back so…. let’s get on with golf!
“I am BLACK, comely, O ye daughters of jerusalem…”
Song of Solomon 1:5
Moanin’ errRbody *throws up a hand*
whats goin on in this piece?
“…but comely…”
I’m sorry Redeemed but that closemindedness pisses me off. That may be how you feel but every one doesn’t feel that way. Love has no colors or boundaries. You love who you love. Even in your own race you have preferences. Every black man isn’t running from his race. If the man that loves me and my children happens to be white,purple,black or yellow so be it.
Now this brings me back to what John Mayer said although he didn’t put it in the right context: You like who you like. We as a black community make racial comments each day because we feel that it is our truth and our right but when white ppl do we call the NAACP and Al Sharpton. Your preferences are your preferences.
@ Redeemed, Black men who only date and marry women are capable of cheating as well. Having a Black wife doesn’t mean that a Black man isn’t going to disrespect her.
* I meant to type only date and marry BLACK women*
KaraZ I said the exact same thing. I am grown & I don’t owe the public shyt! You don’t sign my paycheck! Stay outta my buzness! Worry about your own! I am a golfer, not a saint! Kiss my Multicultural AZZ! Thank you for listening Deuces Bitches!
Tiger is looks more muscular.
@Cinderella – I agree color has nothing to do with cheating. I have some friends that had black, hardworking, family oriented husbands that still cheated. Trust is the less of that issue.
Meant “least of that issue”.
Morning Krysi J!
I get what she’s trying to say but it has nothing to do with this post. If we were speaking of a man with serious self-hate issues, then a couple of those sentences may fly.
@ Redeemed
I’m sorry but you need to work on yourself! Don’t come up in here talking nonsense…cause thats exactly what your comment is.
God is a colorful God…he made all of what we see…blue, black, white, yellow and the list goes on. So sit your simple-minded butt down, open your eyes and take some notes!!
LMAO @ KaraZ :lolol:
HEY KRYSI J – LOVE The new pic
Good morning SR fam!!
@ KaraZ
In the Bible, God repeatedly warns us against any mixing of races and especially against intermarriage:
LEVITICUS 20:24 “I am the Lord thy God, which have separated you from other people.”
JOSHUA 23:12-13 “if ye do in any wise go back and cleave unto the remnant of these nations, even these that remain among you, and shall make marriage with them and go in unto them and they unto you: know for a certainty that they shall be snares and traps unto you and scourges in your sides and thorns in your eyes, until ye perish off from this good land which the Lord your God has given you.”
DEUTERONOMY 7:3 “NEITHER SHALT THOU MAKE MARRIAGE WITH THEM: thy daughter thou shalt not give unto his son, nor his daughter shalt thou take unto thy son.”
Some of you might not like being reminded of these things. But remember, I did not write the Bible, God wrote it, through His prophets. His commandments are always right. FOR OUR OWN GOOD, FOR THE VERY SURVIVAL OF OUR BLACKRACE UPON THE EARTH AND THAT WE MAY FACE OUR GOD WITH A BETTER CONSCIENCE, WE HAD BETTER OBEY THESE LAWS OF GOD.
Hello all. FlowerChick said a mouthful: Power of the p@ussy! We’re sitting on a goldmine ya’ll, sitting on a goldmine! (Old goldmines can be just as rewarding. LOL)
Hello all. FloridaChick said a mouthful: Power of the p@ussy! We’re sitting on a goldmine ya’ll, sitting on a goldmine! (Old goldmines can be just as rewarding. LOL)
Redeemed777 Says:
In the Bible, God repeatedly warns us against any mixing of races and especially against intermarriage:
LEVITICUS 20:24 “I am the Lord thy God, which have separated you from other people.”
JOSHUA 23:12-13 “if ye do in any wise go back and cleave unto the remnant of these nations, even these that remain among you, and shall make marriage with them and go in unto them and they unto you: know for a certainty that they shall be snares and traps unto you and scourges in your sides and thorns in your eyes, until ye perish off from this good land which the Lord your God has given you.”
DEUTERONOMY 7:3 “NEITHER SHALT THOU MAKE MARRIAGE WITH THEM: thy daughter thou shalt not give unto his son, nor his daughter shalt thou take unto thy son.”
Some of you might not like being reminded of these things. But remember, I did not write the Bible, God wrote it, through His prophets. His commandments are always right. FOR OUR OWN GOOD, FOR THE VERY SURVIVAL OF OUR BLACKRACE UPON THE EARTH AND THAT WE MAY FACE OUR GOD WITH A BETTER CONSCIENCE, WE HAD BETTER OBEY THESE LAWS OF GOD.
~~~~~~~~~~
What was I suppose to marry when I am everything but chinese, polish and mexican?
@Anna and everyone else- I realize that there is nothing that we can say to redeemed. He/she doesn’t listen and I think that she/he is a walking contradiction. Please look in the mirror and ask yourself why you would be on a site about such worldly things. I mean between the secular music and secular intent, why would you be on here? Is there anything in the bible about contradictions? If there is please read that and pray for a clear mind so that you can listen to what God is saying.
Moses married a black woman(Numbers 12:1) I’m just saying.
Hey Florida and MsG (the original)
Florida—-I don’t have a new pic? I’m about to change it tho, to a new one…with an attitude face!!
In the Bible, Lot had sex with his 2 daughters. Should we follow his lead?
@ PAHairston
Is there a verse in the bible that says Lot had sex with his daughters: I need a verse please.
@ Krysi J –
My job computer is SLOW on the pics.. So its new to me.. LOL.. But its still a nice pic
LOL
Interesting convo….I posed this question about why black men get so bent out of shape when they see a black woman with a white man yet they date out of their race all the time and you know what it boiled down to? Control, nuccas that don’t even know you, if they see you with a white man they actually say something, negative of course and they can have a white or hispanic woman on their arms at the SAME TIME!!! Miss me with all the slave mentality mess, people just need to mind their damn business, I prefer a black man because that is what I have been around but I have dated outside my race and I’m currently dating outside my race(does African count as outside my race? To them it does) See how ridiculous it can get? Like who you like, love who you love, but again don’t try to explain it intellectually, that’s where people go wrong, and John Mayer meant everything he said, have people not heard how inappropriate his comments are before the “race debacle” the man is just an azz, stop trying to say you think he meant this or that, if that’s what he meant that’s what he would have said, go back and read his previous interviews, he’s always been this way, he just said it before about Jen & Jess & any other woman he’s ever been with….
COSIGN 100 with WalkingKontradiction!!!!!!!!!
@ gypsy
Hey now I’m a walkingKontradiction but isn’t everyone? LOL
Ok first, Redeemed you are quoting from the old testament, and unless you’re jewish this doesn’t apply anymore, hence the reason God sent his son Jesus to die on the cross so that we could be liberated from the chains the commandments of the old testament placed on God’s people and hence why we are saved by Grace…..I could go on and on, and it’s funny because the minister just preached on this Sunday….we can quote the Bible all day everyday, but the key is to RIGHTLY DIVIDE THE WORD OF GOD, meaning you need to understand in context what you are reading and how it all connects,(why Bible study is important) most people are unaware of this….
Again @ WalkingKontradiction
You are on point today!!
@FloridaChick
Thanks, I’m trying to stay alert somehow, no food since midnight due to this procedure I’m having @ 4:00pm, SR and the comments are keeping me going, I don’t usually like to get into debates about the Bible but I mean everyone doesn’t realize that the Bible says alot of things, you have to know/understand what you are reading and I just wanted to put that out there before people are thinking it’s a sin to date/marry outside your race, but a lot of people still think that regardless, reading is fundamental….
I’m not taking up for John Mayer and I’m very familiar with his azz-holeness. What I’m saying is that we all have preferences. Some choose to date outside their race and others don’t. You like/love who you like/love.
@Gypsy
Oh I agree, I wasn’t speaking about you specifically, I was making the comment in general because all I keep hearing is “it came out wrong” and “I don’t think that’s what he meant” and it’s like come on now, he said what was on his mind, it is what it is, doesn’t make it right but hey such is life.
@ WalkingKontradiction
You need to start a blog. Real Talk. I appreciate the way you think. Good Look.
maliasasha Says:
@ WalkingKontradiction
You need to start a blog. Real Talk. I appreciate the way you think. Good Look.
_______________________________________________
Hmmm, you know I never thought about that….I think a blog might be something I seriously consider, thanks!
(Genesis 19:23-25, 30-36 , NLT)
“One day the older daughter said to her sister, ‘There isn’t a man anywhere in this entire area for us to marry. And our father will soon be too old to have children. Come, let’s get him drunk with wine, and then we will sleep with him. That way we will preserve our family line through our father.’ So that night they got him drunk, and the older daughter went in and slept with her father. He was unaware of her lying down or getting up again.
“The next morning the older daughter said to her younger sister, ‘I slept with our father last night. Let’s get him drunk with wine again tonight, and you go in and sleep with him. That way our family line will be preserved.’
“So that night they got him drunk again, and the younger daughter went in and slept with him. As before, he was unaware of her lying down or getting up again. So both of Lot’s daughters became pregnant by their father.”
@PA
Yes ma’am that is in there, lol…..I wondered if anyone would post it, I left it alone because I’ve read the story and knew it was in there, but thanx for posting!
Tiger is going to say:
“I have no comment on my personal life, that is between me and my family. I would like to announce however that…. I”M BACK. All you other golfers beware, I’m going to bring it.”
I caught a piece of a clip on tv last night where one golfer say that thanks to tiger he has been able to cover his kid’s college tuition. I guess he meant since Tiger hasn’t been playing it’s given others a chance to win.
With all the humping around he was doing, you would think he would be in tip top shape, I’m just saying lol