Yuck. A NYC chef caused a stir in NYC today after he blogged about converting his wife’s breast milk into cheese.
Chef Daniel Angerer, owner of Klee Brasserie restaurant in Chelsea, serves diners his wife’s breast milk in cheese appetizers — and they love it. “The phone was ringing off the hook,” the chef said. “So I prepared a little canapé of breast-milk cheese with figs and Hungarian pepper.”
“It tastes like cow’s-milk cheese, kind of sweet,” he told The NY Post.
The flavor depends on what the cheese is served with — Angerer recommends a Riesling — and “what the mother eats,” said Angerer, who once bested Bobby Flay on TV’s “Iron Chef.”
Breast milk doesn’t curdle well due to its low protein content, so a little moo juice has to be added to round out the texture, Angerer said.
At least he’s honest about what he’s putting in his cheese. You don’t know what “extra” ingredients are being slipped into your food when you eat out.
After the NY Post brought the natural dairy cheese to the attention of the NY public health board, Angerer was told to refrain from serving any more human breast milk cheese to his diners — even though there’s no ordinance against it.
“The restaurant knows that cheese made from breast milk is not for public consumption, whether sold or given away,” a spokeswoman for the city Department of Health said.
Source: NYP
Goss and why did I think that read “alittle mop juice has to be added”?
now you know how cow’s feel about us drinking their “tittay milk”
No words! He might wanna save that milk for its intended user like….HIS BABY! Ewwww!
EWWWW…THATS NASTY
DIS-freaking-doggon-GUSTING! I wonder what the health department has to say about these shenanigans.
Uhhhhh YUCK!!!
oh hell nawwwww
I saw this mess on what’s a face (how you doing) this morning while I was enjoying a random day off
Lol…anyway, this is just sick!! and even more sick that people actually like it…I’m not even big on cow milk after I found out it had a whole bunch of pus and bacteria in it!! 
pinktoes… I swear.
Not that i’d drink anyone elses breast milk. But to all those saying yuck, think of this. Babies drink it, so its not “nasty”. And it makes them very very healthy. Also, the fact that ppl think it’s “good” to drink a dirty cow’s milk, who has been roaming outside all day, being fed God knows what, while pissing and pooping on themselves. Then the milk is sent to a refrigeration tank—-may or may no be clean—then pumped into milk trucks—-may or may not be clean—-which is then shipped off to be “processed”. Hmmm breast milk don’t sound so terrible to me.
ksmommy05, I agree.
White people do some nasty shyt I swear.
Just wondering how many of the people here that find this nasty perform oral sex or allow it to be performed on them.
~LovLi~ Says:
Just wondering how many of the people here that find this nasty perform oral sex or allow it to be performed on them.
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Priceless.
~LovLi~ Says:
Just wondering how many of the people here that find this nasty perform oral sex or allow it to be performed on them.
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That’s our point, breastfeeding is intimate between a mother and her child. Why share the human breast milk with others and why would others want to sample it?
ksmommy05 Says:
Not that i’d drink anyone elses breast milk. But to all those saying yuck, think of this. Babies drink it, so its not “nasty”. And it makes them very very healthy. Also, the fact that ppl think it’s “good” to drink a dirty cow’s milk, who has been roaming outside all day, being fed God knows what, while pissing and pooping on themselves.
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Breast milk is not all that healthy for babies. It has very little vitamin D in it. So if that’s all you’re feeding you’re baby, don’t be surprised if he develops a soft head and bow legs from rickets. Everything you eat passes through breast milk to your baby, including caffeine in sodas and coffee and nicotine from cigarettes. Cow’s milk is pasteurized, meaning it is sterilized through extreme heating and irradiation. So it’s clean. I hope that helps.
Anna, my point is that it is milk. He didn’t make it from feces, or urine, or vomit. It’s not bodily waste. He didn’t invite people to come suck it straight out of his wife’s breasts, he made cheese with it… not a big deal to me.
The point of my #14 reply was that people will swallow semen, vajayjay juice or even “toss a salad”, but see using human milk to make cheese as disgusting.
I just find that interesting.
Breast milk is not all that healthy for babies. It has very little vitamin D in it. So if that’s all you’re feeding you’re baby, don’t be surprised if he develops a soft head and bow legs from rickets. Everything you eat passes through breast milk to your baby, including caffeine in sodas and coffee and nicotine from cigarettes. Cow’s milk is pasteurized, meaning it is sterilized through extreme heating and irradiation. So it’s clean. I hope that helps.
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Oh yea? not healthy? Hmm interesting. My daughter was premature. Even when she was in the hospital i pumped the milk out and fed it to her. Within a couple weeks she doubled her birth weight. In the 2 yrs she was breastfed, she hardly ever got sick. And when she did it lasted all of a day. It also makes them smart. At 4 yrs old, she knows how to dial my phone number and my moms. Recite the alphabets all her numbers, can write and spell her name and also several others, including mine. Can also log into a computer (using a password) and navigate to her favorite website (nick jr). So Breastmilk > than formula ANY day of the week.
oh and may I add for the first 4-5 months of my daughters life she was EXCLUSIVELY fed breastmilk. Didnt start on jar food and cereals until she was older. This child is healthy as a horse.
Breast milk is not all that healthy for babies. It has very little vitamin D in it. So if that’s all you’re feeding you’re baby, don’t be surprised if he develops a soft head and bow legs from rickets. Everything you eat passes through breast milk to your baby, including caffeine in sodas and coffee and nicotine from cigarettes. Cow’s milk is pasteurized, meaning it is sterilized through extreme heating and irradiation. So it’s clean. I hope that helps.
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Breastfed babies can get vitamin D drops, mine did and not one of my FOUR that I BREASTFED have a soft head or any sort of vitamin deficiencies.
Rickets is not only from a vitamin D deficiency but also from a calcium and/or phosphate deficiencies.
Moderate exposure to sunlight is also a good source of Vitamin D as well as some fish. Also, not everything companies CLAIM they do in order the ensure cleanliness and sterilization actually gets done or to the degree that they claim. That’s part of the reason there’s always so e-coli or salmonella outbreak.
ksmommy05 Says:
Oh yea? not healthy? Hmm interesting. My daughter was premature. Even when she was in the hospital i pumped the milk out and fed it to her. Within a couple weeks she doubled her birth weight.
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That’s because while you were sleeping, the nurses were feeding that baby formula from a bottle with vitamins and nutrients that breast milk doesn’t have, The nurses just don’t tell you that.
@ksmommy… breast milk is great, for the baby that was birthed out of that womb! It’s not necessary to share it with anyone else but that child that caused the lactation in the first place.
Since when isnt breastmilk healthy for babies :confused:
Breastfeeding was the topic for a wk on Tom Joyner last mth. I will def. try when my day comes.
Whats up SR after dark *waves*
KaraZ Says:
@ksmommy… breast milk is great, for the baby that was birthed out of that womb! It’s not necessary to share it with anyone else but that child that caused the lactation in the first place.
@ Sandra and nurses feeding the baby a bottle behind our back. My babies barely left me when I was in the hopital and I was not there for even 24 hrs. so not sure how my child could have got a bottle.
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That’s how I feel.
Hey Daisy, would you like some hot Tea?
~LovLi~ Says:
Just wondering how many of the people here that find this nasty perform oral sex or allow it to be performed on them.
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I don’t bottle up the sperm and make stir fry with it though… that’s the nasty part.
@Anna I was thinking of making some hot tea cause im freezing but im to lazy to get up and turn the water on..sad I know
ksmommy05 Says:
Breast milk is not all that healthy for babies. It has very little vitamin D in it. So if that’s all you’re feeding you’re baby, don’t be surprised if he develops a soft head and bow legs from rickets. Everything you eat passes through breast milk to your baby, including caffeine in sodas and coffee and nicotine from cigarettes. Cow’s milk is pasteurized, meaning it is sterilized through extreme heating and irradiation. So it’s clean. I hope that helps.
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Oh yea? not healthy? Hmm interesting. My daughter was premature. Even when she was in the hospital i pumped the milk out and fed it to her. Within a couple weeks she doubled her birth weight. In the 2 yrs she was breastfed, she hardly ever got sick. And when she did it lasted all of a day. It also makes them smart. At 4 yrs old, she knows how to dial my phone number and my moms. Recite the alphabets all her numbers, can write and spell her name and also several others, including mine. Can also log into a computer (using a password) and navigate to her favorite website (nick jr). So Breastmilk > than formula ANY day of the week.
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she sounds liked my niece, who refused the breast and was an Enfamil baby… but my niece speaks 2 languages in addition to English. I think it’s your parenting that makes her excel, not the breast milk.
Daisy Says:
@Anna I was thinking of making some hot tea cause im freezing but im to lazy to get up and turn the water on..sad I know
I just emailed you some Tea w/lemon and a honey cough drop just for gp.
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I know you, you can be cold but to lazy to turn the heat up.
she sounds liked my niece, who refused the breast and was an Enfamil baby… but my niece speaks 2 languages in addition to English. I think it’s your parenting that makes her excel, not the breast milk.
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KaraZ Says:
ksmommy05 Says:
Breast milk is not all that healthy for babies. It has very little vitamin D in it. So if that’s all you’re feeding you’re baby, don’t be surprised if he develops a soft head and bow legs from rickets. Everything you eat passes through breast milk to your baby, including caffeine in sodas and coffee and nicotine from cigarettes. Cow’s milk is pasteurized, meaning it is sterilized through extreme heating and irradiation. So it’s clean. I hope that helps.
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Oh yea? not healthy? Hmm interesting. My daughter was premature. Even when she was in the hospital i pumped the milk out and fed it to her. Within a couple weeks she doubled her birth weight. In the 2 yrs she was breastfed, she hardly ever got sick. And when she did it lasted all of a day. It also makes them smart. At 4 yrs old, she knows how to dial my phone number and my moms. Recite the alphabets all her numbers, can write and spell her name and also several others, including mine. Can also log into a computer (using a password) and navigate to her favorite website (nick jr). So Breastmilk > than formula ANY day of the week.
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she sounds liked my niece, who refused the breast and was an Enfamil baby… but my niece speaks 2 languages in addition to English. I think it’s your parenting that makes her excel, not the breast milk.
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That’s exactly what it is, good parenting w/out limits, I breastfed my kids but my son still isn’t the sharpest knife in the drawer, they do get less sick and of couse less ear aches due to absense of a bottle.
Anna Says:
@ Sandra and nurses feeding the baby a bottle behind our back. My babies barely left me when I was in the hopital and I was not there for even 24 hrs. so not sure how my child could have got a bottle.
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I don’t bottle up the sperm and make stir fry with it though… that’s the nasty part.
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But it’s still somewhere that is not for it’s intended use. Just interesting that people will suck and eat on another person’s body from the chutes that are intended to send waste from the body, but think some milk from a human is nasty. I don’t get it. At least human milk is intended for human consumption. So as far as the milk being for the baby that caused the lactation that’s how it is for cows, their milk is for their babies.
it should have been some cambodian breast milk..
Sandra Rose Says:
Anna Says:
@ Sandra and nurses feeding the baby a bottle behind our back. My babies barely left me when I was in the hopital and I was not there for even 24 hrs. so not sure how my child could have got a bottle.
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We always had a bazillion bottles of free formula from the manufacturer.
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Yup and we sure did take boxes home from the hospital, since they want to charge $48 for a shot of penicillin and shyt. Get your money’s worth!
~LovLi~ Says:
I don’t bottle up the sperm and make stir fry with it though… that’s the nasty part.
Yes, I do eat cheese hold the breast milk please. 
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But it’s still somewhere that is not for it’s intended use. Just interesting that people will suck and eat on another person’s body from the chutes that are intended to send waste from the body, but think some milk from a human is nasty. I don’t get it. At least human milk is intended for human consumption. So as far as the milk being for the baby that caused the lactation that’s how it is for cows, their milk is for their babies.
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I don’t drink cows milk, I find it disgusting.
KaraZ Says:
~LovLi~ Says:
Just wondering how many of the people here that find this nasty perform oral sex or allow it to be performed on them.
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I don’t bottle up the sperm and make stir fry with it though… that’s the nasty part.
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I’ve never tasted sperm. I can’t imagine swallowing it. No offense guys, but yuck.
Sandra………..no this just gross.
Sandra Rose Says:
KaraZ Says:
~LovLi~ Says:
Just wondering how many of the people here that find this nasty perform oral sex or allow it to be performed on them.
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I don’t bottle up the sperm and make stir fry with it though… that’s the nasty part.
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alright! on that note, Im going to bed ppl. lol
~LovLi~ Says:
I don’t bottle up the sperm and make stir fry with it though… that’s the nasty part.
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But it’s still somewhere that is not for it’s intended use. Just interesting that people will suck and eat on another person’s body from the chutes that are intended to send waste from the body, but think some milk from a human is nasty. I don’t get it. At least human milk is intended for human consumption. So as far as the milk being for the baby that caused the lactation that’s how it is for cows, their milk is for their babies.
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Breast milk is not nasty… however there’s a reason women only produce milk after birth. It’s nourishment for the baby. As far as cows producing milk for human consumption, well they’re here to feed/clothe us (PETA in the wise words of Tiny the hood queen- eat a dyck), so its now acceptable. Personally I can’t drink cow’s milk, so maybe i’ll side with you on this one.
Sandra Rose Says:
KaraZ Says:
~LovLi~ Says:
Just wondering how many of the people here that find this nasty perform oral sex or allow it to be performed on them.
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I don’t bottle up the sperm and make stir fry with it though… that’s the nasty part.
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I’ve never tasted sperm. I can’t imagine swallowing it. No offense guys, but yuck.
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You just proved you are a lesbian, there is a desert action,(insert, deinsert). you don’t have to swallow.
KaraZ Says:
ksmommy05 Says:
At 4 yrs old, she knows how to dial my phone number and my moms. Recite the alphabets all her numbers, can write and spell her name and also several others, including mine. Can also log into a computer (using a password) and navigate to her favorite website (nick jr). So Breastmilk > than formula ANY day of the week.
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I think it’s your parenting that makes her excel, not the breast milk.
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Hello!
Sandra Rose Says:
Vajayjay juice is definitely an acquired taste. I still can’t get used to it though. I wash my mouth out with Listerine immediately after completing the act. I’ve never tasted sperm. I can’t imagine swallowing it. No offense guys, but yuck.
March 9th, 2010 at 8:28 pm
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Sandra, I’ve never wanted to be this close to you
This was TMI for me!
KaraZ Says:
Sandra Rose Says:
I’ve never tasted sperm. I can’t imagine swallowing it. No offense guys, but yuck.
March 9th, 2010 at 8:28 pm
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Sandra, I’ve never wanted to be this close to you This was TMI for me!
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It’s called Sandra Rose After Dark.
starr2910 Says:
it should have been some cambodian breast milk..
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@ Anna… I’m not ready for Sandra After Dark
KaraZ Says:
@ Anna… I’m not ready for Sandra After Dark
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I’m sorry, but when I read that I was cracking up.
KaraZ Says:
Sandra, I’ve never wanted to be this close to you This was TMI for me!
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We’re all adults here.
SANDRA….. !!! T.M.I. LOL!
Wow. Just wow.
@Kara & Anna, I totally get where people are coming from with being turned off at the idea of the cheese being made from breast milk. It’s because many of us are conditioned to find certain things “gross”. I just hope people really think about the things we think are okay to eat when thinking breast milk cheese is so “nasty”. Now I’m wondering how many people here eat chitterlings. Lol.
soo Sandra, since we’re close and all… if it’s so nasty to you, why do you bother?
I missed sex talk on SR
LovLi, I eat a variety of things, most would consider nasty (more goat meat for me) but I think I draw the line when a human is the source of said nutrition. Would you feel the same about someone eating someone else’s placenta?
~LovLi~ Says:
SANDRA….. !!! T.M.I. LOL!
Wow. Just wow.
@Kara & Anna, I totally get where people are coming from with being turned off at the idea of the cheese being made from breast milk. It’s because many of us are conditioned to find certain things “gross”. I just hope people really think about the things we think are okay to eat when thinking breast milk cheese is so “nasty”. Now I’m wondering how many people here eat chitterlings. Lol.
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I eat chittlins’ It’s just our culture that makes us grossed out by things, there is no right or wrong reasoning, it’s a choice. I commend women who express their milk to donate to the NICU for the struggling newborns.
YUCK to chittlins never ate them and I dont even eat pork anymore and I am a virgin when it comes to returning the favor I always said only my hubby would be so lucky
@ebony You can stil chime in
KaraZ Says:
soo Sandra, since we’re close and all… if it’s so nasty to you, why do you bother?
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I do it out of love and because the chicks they like it.
I would like to say I have never swallowed sperm because I have bad gag reflexes. I keep a soda can or cup next to me when I do it and after I’m done I pretend to take a sip of drink but I spit it in the cup
Ebony Says:
I missed sex talk on SR
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You can always re read Loney One’s archived one.
Daisy Says:
YUCK to chittlins never ate them and I dont even eat pork anymore and I am a virgin when it comes to returning the favor I always said only my hubby would be so lucky
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Daisy you can’t be serious. I don’t believe any woman over 25 with sexual experience, who says she don’t suck the peen. This is actually more disturbing than the breast milk cheese.
@Sandra I see you are in rare form 2night :lolol:
Sandra Rose Says:
KaraZ Says:
soo Sandra, since we’re close and all… if it’s so nasty to you, why do you bother?
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I do it out of love and because the chicks they like it.
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Sandra I don’t know how long I have been a loyal reader of your site but we should of had “Sandra After Dark” a long time ago, it is a different mood.
Sandra Rose Says:
I do it out of love and because the chicks they like it.
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Well at least you think of others… but I’d be offended if anyone ran to go wash his mouth out with listerine after doing his duty.
I generally don’t have a problem with vag juices as long as I know Listerine is readily available and the chick isn’t a squirter. That just turns my stomach.
@Karaz if im lying im flying. Swear on my gma (RIP) never I am very inexp. havent been w/that many ppl anyway
I been celibate for 10 yrs before I was 25.
@ Anna
LOL!!! that’s hilarious!
side eye@Anna… I’m watching you lady. You’re too entertained.
@sandra Nichelle did a post on squirters today on her site
SANDRA!!!!!!!!!!!
We should have stuck with the “PM Clique” name. Sandra Rose after dark is literally after dark.
I just got braces and asked my orthodontist would I still be able to give head she said yes, but she didn’t inform me while givind head I would be snatching my husband nuts bald. So when I went back to get my braces tightened I had a conversation with her and she put a rubber cord around my brace wire to prevent that
Sandra have you ever had sex with a man and if so how does it compare with having sex with a woman?
If that is to personal I apologize
ok Daisy given the circumstance you get a pass… but I recommend you read up on it. Not that sex is a weapon, but it’s a nice tool to have at your disposal.
KaraZ Says:
Sandra Rose Says:
I do it out of love and because the chicks they like it.
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Well at least you think of others… but I’d be offended if anyone ran to go wash his mouth out with listerine after doing his duty.
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I don’t make it obvious. I excuse myself, go to the bathroom, lock the door behind me, flush the toilet and then use the sound of the flushing toilet to mask my gargling noises. They never know,
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KaraZ Says:
side eye@Anna… I’m watching you lady. You’re too entertained.
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Ok, I’ll be good. I don’t like the Korna. They don’t serve fried Chittlins’ over there.
For once Sandra is talking about shyt she KNOWS. After the first 5-6 months babies need more. Breastmilk is being sold as the perfect food for babies when in reality RICKETS is on the comeback trail because of it. Look it up. Health care providers are not being honest with new mothers and even going as far as making new moms feel inadequate if they cant or wont breastfeed.
This post is all types of disgusting. I dont know his wife and dont want to eat anything made from her body. I dont even hug strangers…. wtf I look like eating cheese made from some chicks breastmilk….geeez.
Sandra Rose Says:
I generally don’t have a problem with vag juices as long as I know Listerine is readily available and the chick isn’t a squirter. That just turns my stomach.
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Another difference between men having sex w/ women and women having sex w/woman. i’ve never heard a dude hope a chick is not a squirter.
Sandra Rose Says:
KaraZ Says:
Sandra Rose Says:
I do it out of love and because the chicks they like it.
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Well at least you think of others… but I’d be offended if anyone ran to go wash his mouth out with listerine after doing his duty.
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I don’t make it obvious. I excuse myself, go to the bathroom, lock the door behind me, flush the toilet and then use the sound of the flushing toilet to mask my gargling noises. They never know,
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How do they never know, do they leave, usually after a deed when you re enter a room you seal it with a kiss and they can smell the listerine.
lmao at Ebony’s hubby’s bald nuts…
@EBONY PACK YOUR SHYT!!! Hell, right now!
Ebony Says:
Sandra have you ever had sex with a man and if so how does it compare with having sex with a woman?
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Never, So I have nothing to compare it to.
@Karaz I have gfriends that are going to give me all their tips/secrets :yea: I want to be a pro so I say
*singing Lil Kim* I use to be scared of the dyck… now I throw lips to the shyt… handle it like a real bish
KaraZ Says:
Daisy you can’t be serious. I don’t believe any woman over 25 with sexual experience, who says she don’t suck the peen. This is actually more disturbing than the breast milk cheese.
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Add me to the disturbed list. I can’t do it. I just can’t. When it gets near my face I just push it away. No returning the favor from this one. NO THANKS.
VIBABY Says:
For once Sandra is talking about shyt she KNOWS. After the first 5-6 months babies need more. Breastmilk is being sold as the perfect food for babies when in reality RICKETS is on the comeback trail because of it. Look it up. Health care providers are not being honest with new mothers and even going as far as making new moms feel inadequate if they cant or wont breastfeed.
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Thank you VIBABY.
@ Daisy @ Onlinefan Sometimes I eat candy before I give head so it taste like candy. That helps me cause it makes me suck hard because I am trying to taste the candy. Also I get flavored lubricants from starship. I love starship
@VI I dont believe in making women feel bad who dont breastfeed I have a cuz like that and her milk dried up on her on baby #2 so she could only breastfeed 4-5mths vs a yr I was like thats with your snooty azz gets for looking down on mothers who dont/cant breasfeed.
I do believe there are some health benefits to breastfeeding and I dont need a Dr to tell me that.
@ KaraZ ……LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO Girl you made me choke on my wine.
Anna Says:
How do they never know, do they leave, usually after a deed when you re enter a room you seal it with a kiss and they can smell the listerine.
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I’ve never had anyone ask why my breath smells like Listerine.
VIBABY Says:
Health care providers are not being honest with new mothers and even going as far as making new moms feel inadequate if they cant or wont breastfeed.
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That’s my problem with the breast milk is excellent campaign, making those who can’t or simply don’t want to feel horrible about it. I wasn’t breastfed, and i’m as healthy as my other siblings. I wasn’t a sickly child and was just as smart as my siblings who were. I just didn’t take to breastfeeding, my mom wasn’t going to force my greedy ass either.
But wait, this dude is making cheese out of breastmilk, but i have seen a cookbook for recipes with semen. I first saw it on a humor blog, but turns out it’s real. It’s called Natural Harvest.
NASTY
Sandra Rose Says:
Anna Says:
How do they never know, do they leave, usually after a deed when you re enter a room you seal it with a kiss and they can smell the listerine.
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I’ve never had anyone ask why my breath smells like Listerine.
So they just think that your breath is always Listerine smelling, I sure hope you buy anything but the original, that stuff stinks.
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onlinefan Says:
But wait, this dude is making cheese out of breastmilk, but i have seen a cookbook for recipes with semen. I first saw it on a humor blog, but turns out it’s real. It’s called Natural Harvest.
NASTY
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Ok, now that grossed me out more than the cheese.
Daisy Says:
@Karaz I have gfriends that are going to give me all their tips/secrets I want to be a pro so I say
*singing Lil Kim* I use to be scared of the dyck… now I throw lips to the shyt… handle it like a real bish
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Girl trust me, once you master that, you master your home. (I keed) (not really)
@onlinefan…for the sake of world peace, please reconsider your stance. There’s no taste in the sucking part, and you don’t have to even let him ejaculate in your mouth, but do it for your peace of mind.
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So they just think that your breath is always Listerine smelling, I sure hope you buy anything but the original, that stuff stinks.
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Listerine on my breath is the last thing on their minds afterwards if you know what I mean.
Ebony,
I still can’t do it, dipped in chocolate and topped with a cherry I still say no.
I have heard people say to get him to eat pineapple, skittles or other sweets before doing it so he tastes better. Is there truth to that?
I have never squirted before
Sandra Rose Says:
Listerine on my breath is the last thing on their minds afterwards if you know what I mean.
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Umm SandraRose, I think you belong in the corner.
KaraZ Says:
Daisy Says:
@Karaz I have gfriends that are going to give me all their tips/secrets I want to be a pro so I say
*singing Lil Kim* I use to be scared of the dyck… now I throw lips to the shyt… handle it like a real bish
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Girl trust me, once you master that, you master your home. (I keed) (not really)
@onlinefan…for the sake of world peace, please reconsider your stance. There’s no taste in the sucking part, and you don’t have to even let him ejaculate in your mouth, but do it for your peace of mind.
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Right, you deinsert.
*taps mic*
Is my microphone on 1,2 1,2…
There’s too much going on in here ppl.
onlinefan Says:
Ebony,
I still can’t do it, dipped in chocolate and topped with a cherry I still say no.
I have heard people say to get him to eat pineapple, skittles or other sweets before doing it so he tastes better. Is there truth to that?
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Let’s just say it’s an acquired chore er I mean deed.
@onlinefan
I have heard if a woman drinks pineapple juice her vajayjay taste sweeter.
As for a man, I don’t think that’s true
Divinebrown Says:
*taps mic*
Is my microphone on 1,2 1,2…
There’s too much going on in here ppl.
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Waving, haven’t seen you in a minute. There is too much going on in here, but I’m entertained non the less.
@onlinefan, his diet does affect the taste of his semen, a meat eater will always taste the worst, just like someone who eats plenty of flavorful (garlic/onionsetc) food will. However, just the sucking doesn’t have a taste (other than skin) to me.
@ebony, o honey, that’s the money shot. For me I require alot of build up, but let me stop there, I don’t want someone to read this while eating her little debbie cakes.
@Daisy It goes beyond women just sitting on their high breastfeeding horses,lol. I have been a victim of health care providers pushing that shyt like crack. I saw a “lactation specialists” damn near “Deebo” a new mother because her baby wouldnt latch on. The poor woman started to cry. Breastmilk doesnt hurt the baby but it does not provide everything the baby needs after those first few months. Some health care providers are anti-formula all of a sudden. I will bet anything that if a drug rep came around pushing similac and handing out pens things would be different….
I love giving head. Me and my hubby have a sex room in our basement so giving head is like foreplay to me.
What I have NEVER done was anal sex. I am to scared
@ Karaz,
I mean if Obama needed it for world peace….then I guess I could.
But some regular 9 – 5 jigga? Nah I’m good.
But #rockosalute to those that do it, nahmeen? I know it’s pleasurable for both parties, but I ain’t willing…I’d probably gag.
@Anna… it’s not a chore
. It’s your friend. When used correctly it can encourage good behavior and put a stop to bad behavior. It’s an effective tool for changing from the game to Lifetime Sundays.
Ebony Says:
I love giving head. Me and my hubby have a sex room in our basement so giving head is like foreplay to me.
What I have NEVER done was anal sex. I am to scared
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That’s where the line stops buddy.
hey anna!!! I’m in training for a new job. It was kicking my tail for a hot minute!! I have 13 days left, in the event I graduate. lol
For all those that need a crutch….there’s this stuff cal Fireworks that you get from FUN parties that comes in many flavors. Que Magnifico!!!! It comes highly recommended.
:surprised: @ not giving head….. who said “Just put it in ya mooouth”? :lolol:
KaraZ Says:
@Anna… it’s not a chore . It’s your friend. When used correctly it can encourage good behavior and put a stop to bad behavior. It’s an effective tool for changing from the game to Lifetime Sundays.
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I know it’s not a chore. I give more than I get, gonna have to do something about that. I just like to please my hubby and yes it is enjoyable because you get a instant reaction.
@DB
back your mic is working just fine 
umm Divine, tell me more about Fireworks, it sounds like it’s a warming liquid.
Divinebrown Says:
hey anna!!! I’m in training for a new job. It was kicking my tail for a hot minute!! I have 13 days left, in the event I graduate. lol
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Congrats, I love ppl “Moving On Up”.
@Ebony they have anal beads and products now they were pushing them at the toy party I went to fri. I have some gfriends who swear by it they love it
@EBony I’m not afraid of anal I just refuse. No interest and glad hubby never asked. I would so *side eye* him if he did.
@VI I use to love that song knowing I wasnt putting shyt in my mouth
@ Daisy
I tried Anal beads, lubes everything but when it come to the real thing I punk out
Aint nothing touching my butt whole but Charmain.
@Ebony I was told if you use the beads/lubes and are relaxed it wont hurt
If you have done all that then I see you crossing all the way over sooner than later lol
JUST SAY NO TO TOSSED SALADS
onlinefan Says:
JUST SAY NO TO TOSSED SALADS
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@ Scrambled Eggs. Sorry, I still watch Fraiser.
Semen in composed of seminal fluid, protein,and fructose, small amts of mucous, enzymes, and hormones. It has to be strong enough to survive the acidity in the vagina.
So in other words….it will always taste like battery acid and with some morton’s dumped in there.
So, you’re best bet is to let it hit an area of your tongue that doesnt taste bitter. Like dead in the middle. The back of your tongue detects bitter. That’s what they taught us in school anyway.
Just say no to anal anything…
Wow…ya’ll going HAM
@Anna..you are continuously cracking me up!
@Karaz…I agree..it’s not a chore..it’s a tool..if you give your man good head, he’ll be liable to do anything..hahaha…My now fiance said he’d never had a girl make him cum from just head alone…I made it my mission to change that. I like to consider myself a pro
@ Daisy
I don’t know, but I am crossing my fingers that I can cross over soon
onlinefan Says:
JUST SAY NO TO TOSSED SALADS
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Why?
122Divinebrown Says:
Semen in composed of seminal fluid, protein,and fructose, small amts of mucous, enzymes, and hormones. It has to be strong enough to survive the acidity in the vagina.
So in other words….it will always taste like battery acid and with some morton’s dumped in there.
So, you’re best bet is to let it hit an area of your tongue that doesnt taste bitter. Like dead in the middle. The back of your tongue detects bitter. That’s what they taught us in school anyway.
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I hope you are only talking about the reaction of the tongue and not that your school taught you how to accpet and finish oral sex? J/K.
*jots down what DB just said* good looking out
@Anna…..yes!!!!!! Where dem dollas at??? Where dem dollas at???
@Karaz…that’s exactly what it is. It kind of warms but it tastes really good. It gets those pesky salivary glands going!! lmao!!
onlinefan Says:
JUST SAY NO TO TOSSED SALADS
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I have had that done but never returned the favor
@Sandra
I’ve always wondered..what is squirting?? In the pornos it looks like pee…IMO…What is it actually?
@Karaz *clutches pearls*
I love/enjoy sucking my youngman’s dick. It does depend on what he had to eat the taste so, I just learn deep throat it and let it drip down my throat insted of it being in my mouth.
Anal sex is a treat in my house, every once in a while. The first time I almost ran out the house naked just to get away from that monster.
Sandra is in rare form tonight…
I am DYING over here! LOL!
KaraZ, girl, you are officially myfriendinmyhead. We are >>>>here<<<<<. **high five**
@ DB
fireworks? adds that to my shopping
@Rene do you follow Nichelle from SR on twitter? If so click on her name to find her website she did a post on squirting earlier today.
@ Karaz
I’m not a fun date am i?
Heyyyyy Ms.Kayla!!!!!!!
Buddafly Says:
I love/enjoy sucking my youngman’s dick. It does depend on what he had to eat the taste so, I just learn deep throat it and let it drip down my throat insted of it being in my mouth
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“youngmans?”
renegadesince1985 Says:
My now fiance said he’d never had a girl make him cum from just head alone…I made it my mission to change that. I like to consider myself a pro
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Rene, they all say that. It’s a trick since most women are competitive, too bad the smart ones turn it around on their azz
@Anna…..noooooooooo!!!! They don’t teach you how to swallow. They teach us that the tongue is like a map. Certain areas detect certain flavors. like Sweet, Salty, Bitter, sour.
@Budda I only have one gfriend that admits to knowing how to deep throat I gag at the dentist so I doubt I ever master that trick
Passes the fluck out…………..
@renegade We talked about that on twitter today…..
Buddafly Says:
I love/enjoy sucking my youngman’s dick. It does depend on what he had to eat the taste so, I just learn deep throat it and let it drip down my throat insted of it being in my mouth.
Anal sex is a treat in my house, every once in a while. The first time I almost ran out the house naked just to get away from that monster.
Are you new? I noticed your earlier.
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Your’re a nut, no pun intended.
@Online I aint either at this rate I can get with the head program after I say I do but NOT tossing salads
Daisy Says:
@Karaz *clutches pearls*
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unclutch them, you’ll need the use of your hands.
Divinebrown Says:
@Anna…..noooooooooo!!!! They don’t teach you how to swallow. They teach us that the tongue is like a map. Certain areas detect certain flavors. like Sweet, Salty, Bitter, sour.
I knew that already, that’s why I put “J/K”=Joking.
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Divinebrown Says:
@Karaz…that’s exactly what it is. It kind of warms but it tastes really good. It gets those pesky salivary glands going!! lmao!!
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Forget my glands, it’s about to be on & popping with some ice too. I like making my grown man cry.
@Karaz _______________ DEAD and walking round heaven
YUCK
Heeeey renegade!!! **waves**
I see Sandra went and left y’all in here and she started this convo?
Sandra, where are you? Come back in here!
@Karaz
I thought so too…until his reaction the first time it happened..I don’t think he could fake that reaction…lol!
I have heard about using ice, mints, honey
Ebony hes 29 i am 32, i know were not that far apart
Daisy Says:
@Karaz *clutches pearls*
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unclutch them, you’ll need the use of your hands.
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Let her clutch her pearls, she can use them as beads on her man.
KaraZ says:
Forget my glands, it’s about to be on & popping with some ice too. I like making my grown man cry.
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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
Ms.kaylamomma Says:
KaraZ, girl, you are officially myfriendinmyhead. We are >>>>here<<<<<. **high five**
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^5 :lolol:
@onlinefan you’re a fun date I’m sure… the guys I dated don’t know this side of me, they know the eat up his free food side. Only a lucky few know this side of me.
KaraZ Says:
Divinebrown Says:
@Karaz…that’s exactly what it is. It kind of warms but it tastes really good. It gets those pesky salivary glands going!! lmao!!
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Forget my glands, it’s about to be on & popping with some ice too. I like making my grown man cry.
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Get a “Slurpie”, it has a flavor.
So if anal sex/tossing salads is the norm these days what the heck makes a freak a 3some????????????
@ Daisy
Altoids are good. When you suck a nice cool air circulates in your mouth, and hubby says the cool air feels food.
One time my hubby ate a grape freeze pop of my vajayjay
No Anna, I comment here and there.
Daisy Says:
So if anal sex/tossing salads is the norm these days what the heck makes a freak a 3some????????????
A 3some is not an option. 
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Funny, I was just getting ready to say that there are some freaks up in here.
@Mskayla, yuuuup. I bet the neighbor’s know my name.
Buddafly Says:
No Anna, I comment here and there.
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I think I notice you because of the pic. It’s new to me.
@ Anna, why not?
Ebony Says:
@ Daisy
Altoids are good. When you suck a nice cool air circulates in your mouth, and hubby says the cool air feels food.
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I use honey cough drops, and no not the one I put in Daisy’s email Tea.
so I would look at my fiancee with the side eye if he wanted to do anal because that seems a little gay to me…anyone else feel that way?
@Anna, slurpies give me brain freeze, but some warming liquid alternated with ice and good old fashioned blowing air… oh yeah I’m closer to an A6 than I think.
@Yvonne Hey girl *waves* welcome to the party
Sandra just gave me the biggest laugh of the day. Hilarious!!!!!!
Who said anything about anal being the norm?????
nah….it’s not. Not even, some ppl enjoy it. That’s not my thing. There are men that don’t like it either. So don’t think all of them want that, Daisy.
KaraZ Says:
Anna you are a mess…Daisy will run if the beads come off her neck.
@Mskayla, yuuuup. I bet the neighbor’s know my name.
But they aint mad at hubby. 
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Believe me, my neighbors know my name.
yeah I can’t do threesomes, that ish ain’t normal…
@Ms truth I think more straight men are into anal sex these days but being in the ATL I wld be leary of such a request
As i was saying earlier I have gfriends that swear by it they love it.
@Daisy: Hey Lady! I see you guys are in RARE form tonight. Just takin it all in…no pun intended
@mstruth I already said that same thing…….stay away from my azz.
Yeah, I just added it I think last week. I was tired of looking at that baby.
ms.truth Says:
so I would look at my fiancee with the side eye if he wanted to do anal because that seems a little gay to me…anyone else feel that way?
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Raises hand cause I’m sure. Sorry, once agian, that’s my deodortant of choice.
@DB some women want it as well. At the toy party Fri women were giving anal sex tips
Buddafly Says:
Yeah, I just added it I think last week. I was tired of looking at that baby.
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Cute pic, I like to see pics of ppl I am chatting with and yours did look like a new face in the room.
@Yvonne I am trying to be more comfortable in my own skin and lack of sexuality trying to step out my sheltered box lol
A doctor told me if ladies masturbate too much..it will be alot harder to climax during sex because your clitoris will lose some sensitivity.
@Daisy…I live in Atlanta too, so that’s def the LAST thing I’m trying to hear from a black man here. LOL…I just can’t stomach putting something in my booty hole…I don’t need to lose a virginity twice!
onlinefan Says:
Ebony,
I still can’t do it, dipped in chocolate and topped with a cherry I still say no.
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renegadesince1985 Says:
A doctor told me if ladies masturbate too much..it will be alot harder to climax during sex because your ****oris will lose some sensitivity.
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Frequent sex with your mate/sex is encourgaged. Who the hell wants a 5 minute man because he did not have it in awhile?
Bump that anal mess!!!!! I’m reallllllllll straight on that. And I got 3 different types of lube including silicone and aint nooooone of ’em for anal.
If you can tolerate shitting fire and razor blades for 3 weeks afterwards, have at it.
Ebony Says:
@onlinefan
I have heard if a woman drinks pineapple juice her vajayjay taste sweeter.
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True. If she eats a lot of squash and greens, The vajajay tastes like squash and greens.
Look if getting your salad tossed is pleasurable, I can totally see that anal penetrations would be as well. They’re some men who do it once and will never try it again, they’re some others who will try to make sure you need depends before you’re 30. If he asked, I would try it at least once, but I also know if I don’t like it, it stops there and then.
@renegade Thats a damn lie!
dont ask me how I know…. 
Wow, what the h*ll is going on up in her?
@Daisy: Hey, it’s all good! Y’all don’t mind me at all.
Just pretend I am NOT here. I’m really shy and reserved when it comes to talkin’ about sex in an open forum such as this. Thought I’d lurk in case someone brings something up that I already don’t know…..
Sandra, were you ever attracted to men? You seem to be quite experienced with women.
@DB
differnt strokes for different folks I guess
@VIBABY
I won’t ask
did Divine just say shyting fire and razors???
*logs the hell off*
@Yvonne I can do it here vs in person. I couldnt say anything fri at the party we were all supposed to tell a sex story I was the only one who didnt. I wanted to crawl under the table so embarrassed
renegadesince1985 Says:
A doctor told me if ladies masturbate too much..it will be alot harder to climax during sex because your ****oris will lose some sensitivity.
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Uh, sooooooooooo….how much is considered “too much”?
VIBABY Says:
@renegade Thats a damn lie! dont ask me how I know….
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We probably had the same vision appear to us in a dream, because it is a fuggin lie!
Is this a Sandra Rose for the the grown and sexy post?
breastmilk cheese, tossed salads, nut recipes, grape freeze pops, chocolate dipped peens and now Sandra comes in talking about some veggie vag…
is this real life? (david after the dentist)
Thanks Anna.
Thanks to all for the laughs.
I do not masturbate< I don’t get anything from that
Sandra Rose Says:
Ebony Says:
@onlinefan
I have heard if a woman drinks pineapple juice her vajayjay taste sweeter.
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True. If she eats a lot of squash and greens, The vajajay tastes like squash and greens.
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We are what we eat, but I am not a dyck. Sorry, I couldn’t resist. It’s Sandra Rose After Dark. Why are you guys making me bad? I am the good one in the room, with less wisdom than PA H, but I still think I have something to contribute and comment on each day. When night falls it’s on.
yvonne79 Says:
@Daisy: Hey, it’s all good! Y’all don’t mind me at all.
Just pretend I am NOT here. I’m really shy and reserved when it comes to talkin’ about sex in an open forum such as this. Thought I’d lurk in case someone brings something up that I already don’t know…..
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me too, but I’m taking a sexuality class that has forced me out of that…we watched a movie about penises the other day…and tell me why a white man outdid all the brothers with 13 inches soft!!!…he said by the time he was 11, he was 9 inches erect, and when he was 15, he was 11 inches erect. :surprised:
onlinefan Says:
Ebony,
I still can’t do it, dipped in chocolate and topped with a cherry I still say no.
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I dont need to ever mix my two favorite things. Peen and food? Ya’ll may never hear from me again…..
@Karaz I am still *clutching my pearls*
@Karaz
I didn’t say it was true…I just said what i’d heard…but how much is too much?? How do you know??
@yvonne
@Daisy:
I can imagine! I’m a private person so telling about my sexual experiences IN PERSON in a room full of strangers would be nerve wrecking. But you guys on Sandrarose are cool. Although I never met anyone of you in person (except for East), I would like to think I’ve built some sort of bond w/y’all. Hell, we’ve been talking almost every morning for four years..lol
onlinefan Says:
breastmilk cheese, tossed salads, nut recipes, grape freeze pops, chocolate dipped peens and now Sandra comes in talking about some veggie vag…
is this real life? (david after the dentist)
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You have me laughing so hard I had to cover my mouth and hold my stomach. My kid thinks I am Krazier than my usual self.
@Ebony I am going to see if it does anything for me when I get my toy next week
@Al yes this is SR after dark for real tonight
Ebony Says:
I do not masturbate< I don’t get anything from that
Your not doing it right sweety…..
@mstruth almost a foot of dyck? I can get with that…..
Al-Ameera, these people are out of control right… I’m just here advocating for goat meat and stuff
*where is the damn delete button*
Hey Sandra Rose After Dark Crew!!!
Overusage of the clitoris in general causes numbness. That’s true. But it’s temporary. Like people that ride bikes alot or take spinning classes quite often. It’s not a permanent loss of sensation.
VIBABY Says:
Ebony Says:
I do not masturbate< I don’t get anything from that
Your not doing it right sweety…..
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That’s exaactly what I was thinking.
@vibaby…lmao (imma still tell bunbun when she’s old enough to understand the way her mama feels about ribs)
I spin all the time never lost sensatation I dont think maybe you cant loose what you dont use
Ebony Says:
I do not masturbate< I don’t get anything from that
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Really? Sorry, to hear that….
Shoot, I am my BEST date. I wine and dine myself…light candles and play soft music when it’s that time. All I need is a good memory and ten minutes. Out like a light. No one can touch you better than yourself.
@Divine my ish aint neva went numb and I use it all the time….:rofl:
Ok I’m done…
KaraZ Says:
Al-Ameera, these people are out of control right… I’m just here advocating for goat meat and stuff
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I’m sayin’ ya’ll are too much.
I may have to wake my husband up and see if he wants to eat………..some goat meat, that is
KaraZ Says:
Al-Ameera, these people are out of control right… I’m just here advocating for goat meat and stuff
*where is the damn delete button*
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So sorry. I think Sandra kind of gave us a pass tonight. We will regroup tomorrow night. Sandra did start this mess. I am not going to apoligize anymore for having fun tonight. This room is a trip tonight.
sorry Anna,
I was out in the sun for most of the day and I may have sweat out my good senses.
13″ soft? boy, bye. don’t come ’round here with alldat.
@Yvonne You are a good date…… I guess I treat myself like a hoe
I need to step my game up.
VIBABY Says:
@Yvonne You are a good date…… I guess I treat myself like a hoe I need to step my game up.
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Dead at this!
@VIBABY: Hey, I treat myself like a slut too ….lol
Al-Ameera Says:
KaraZ Says:
Al-Ameera, these people are out of control right… I’m just here advocating for goat meat and stuff
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I’m sayin’ ya’ll are too much.
I may have to wake my husband up and see if he wants to eat………..some goat meat, that is
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:dead:!!!
@Karaz You leave my baby out of this!! Her mother is a saint….this greedy hoe right here is not her mother. :lolol:
@yvonne
I am taking notes from you. I have tried masturbating and I just get bored
So I was doing something I never do…watching a reality show-Celeb Fit Club and I have one question….Shar, really?
5 years, a marriage, 2 kids and a divorce later she is not over Kevin? Wow
@VI…then you aren’t using it too much. lol
@Daisy….ummmm, does it function?? I kid.
Annie is pressing charges? Are you serious? The girl has been sabatoging Kate’s food and talking mess to her the entire time. It’s a trip to me how Annie knows all the legal terms. Guess that’s from messing with married men.
@DB
@Ebony are you using your fingers or a toy?
@Yvonne Annie has always annoyed me
@Ebony:
I think you have to get to you know yourself. Kind of explore down there and find out where you like to be touched, how much pressure to apply to that specific area, etc. It also helps to be relaxed. Clear your mind of everything that will prevent you from getting to where you need to be. Getting started after a hot bubble bath and a glass of wine (Moscato/Sutter Home Sweet Red Wine)is definitely ideal.
@Ebony…watch some porn…lol!
@Daisy:
Annie…I don’t know what to say about her. I still to this day have NO idea why she is on this show with her nerdy ass. Look at her trying to dance around….so NOT sexy!!!
@ Daisy
I use my fingers never a toy. I need a bullet. I have a sex swing I should have a bullet
Hey porn works too…..
@ Yvonne I just really enjoying getting
and I can’t 
myself
You guys are killing me.
@Ebony I have a double bullet in the mail :yea:
@Yvonne I HATE wine but I will have some ciroc and music on deck cant believe I finally am about to try all this I have come (no pun intended) a long way
@rene I watch a lot of porn
@Ebony you can
yourself with a tongue from the toy store I had women testifying about those as well Fri night
I’ve never been one to get into toys. Trust me, I’ve tried. Had a chest full of stuff. After many failed attempts to get into it, my logic is; if I’m gonna stick apparatus in the cooch, then I might as well get a dyck. Besides, everything I tried irritated me down there.Dang, did I say that aloud?
@Daisy: Tell me more about this tongue thingy……
renegadesince1985 Says:
@Sandra
I’ve always wondered..what is squirting?? In the pornos it looks like pee…IMO…What is it actually?
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A woman squirts when you apply manual pressure to her G spot. I think they are peeing in the pR0ns though. You can’t trust what you see in the Pr0ns.
after all this talk, now i can’t eat my cheesecake with chocolate shavings and wet nuts (smuckers pecans in syrup).
We have all crossed over into a naughty place tonight. I think Sandra should lock this post from all non-registered members….or delete it all together.
@Yvonne this is all new to me so I shall see. I have heard other women like you who didnt like toys either
yvonne79 Says:
I’ve never been one to get into toys. Trust me, I’ve tried. Had a chest full of stuff. After many failed attempts to get into it, my logic is; if I’m gonna stick apparatus in the cooch, then I might as well get a dyck. Besides, everything I tried irritated me down there.Dang, did I say that aloud?
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Yes you did say that out loud and thanks for sharing. I am so glad that I am married and have inside, anytime love making.
@Yvonne
Well it looked/felt like a real tongue and it had different speeds on it.
Ms.kaylamomma Says:
Heeeey renegade!!! **waves**
I see Sandra went and left y’all in here and she started this convo?
Sandra, where are you? Come back in here!
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I was on the phone with Tiny. I told her to ignore the haters and stop giving them an audience since that’s what they want. She agreed.
Sandra Rose Says:
icon but the opposite direction and it’ll happen. This wine has me talking too damn much…lol
A woman squirts when you apply manual pressure to her G spot. I think they are peeing in the pR0ns though. You can’t trust what you see in the Pr0ns.
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And it has to be constant pressure. Dude can’t just press it and run. Doing “drive bys” and ish. Come correct, gotta keep pressing that spot until the women begs for mercy! If a man can’t reach it with his penis, he can always form his fingers like in the
onlinefan Says:
after all this talk, now i can’t eat my cheesecake with chocolate shavings and wet nuts (smuckers pecans in syrup).
We have all crossed over into a naughty place tonight. I think Sandra should lock this post from all non-registered members….or delete it all together.
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I do hope she delets all this mess. Does not mean I am not having fun, but it just reminds me that I am at home and not on my work computer, but this is the reason I don’t post a pic.
@Yvonne you are the 3rd squirter I have talked to today this was def a hot topic on the blogs today
@Daisy: Hmmmm, now I may have to give THAT a try! I’m going to let google be my friend for the next couple of minutes.
ms.truth Says:
Sandra, were you ever attracted to men?
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When I was about 12, I stopped being attracted to boys. Never been attracted to men though.
@Sandra I
Onlines request to delete this post
Here I was thinking you were going to turn on Tiny at any given min
Well..ya’ll got me thinking about sex…hubby gets off at 11…too bad I can’t get down…sigh…the pitfalls of being a woman
The first time it happened, I was SOOOOO embarrassed! I honestly didn’t know what to think!!!!
yvonne79 Says:
No one can touch you better than yourself.
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@VIB…you can have the big pens!! I can only imagine how big 13 inches soft is erect…I don’t need nothing poking a whole in my lungs.
@renegage:
You can still get down with hubby. He’s just getting off work, right? He’s probably tired and ready to unwind from his day. Go to the grocery store and get some KY Touch and just massage him from head to toe
ms.truth Says:
@VIB…you can have the big pens!! I can only imagine how big 13 inches soft is erect…I don’t need nothing poking a whole in my lungs.
Just like big boobs is a waste.
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renegadesince1985 Says:
Well..ya’ll got me thinking about sex…hubby gets off at 11…too bad I can’t get down…sigh…the pitfalls of being a woman
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**sighs** I know what you mean… a shower with hubby comes in handy around this time for me
@ Rene
When your hubby comes home meet him in the bedroom with some lingerie and some heels on and suck the sh!t out of him.
I miss my hubby
Ms.kaylamomma Says:
renegadesince1985 Says:
Well..ya’ll got me thinking about sex…hubby gets off at 11…too bad I can’t get down…sigh…the pitfalls of being a woman
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**sighs** I know what you mean… a shower with hubby comes in handy around this time for me
In pleasuring him, I’d rather have it taste like soap than a battery.
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A big peen being a waste = blasphemy
Hey Anna, Ebony, MKM, et al – this post has been a treat! I feel like I’m normal (especially after my Skype session) today.
@yvonne I miss natalie on BGC
VIBABY Says:
A big peen being a waste = blasphemy
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Hubby is fine, but why would I want something going in the va jay but can hit my tonsels at the same time.
@ RINOLA
Hey!!!!! I havent been on SR in a min. How is your hubby?
Hey RINOLA *waves* How’s everything???
He’s doing well – working 12/7 is wearing him down. I’ve been MIA dealing with the house, kids and work.
How is your hubby? Settled yet? Do you use Skype to video-call him?
Ebony Says:
@ RINOLA
Hey!!!!! I havent been on SR in a min. How is your hubby?
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Hey cough drop.
@MKM – All is well! How are you and yours?
@Anna – Riiiiiiiiiiiicola!
Everything’s good sweetie. Glad you’re doing well. I’ll keep you and hubby in my thoughts and prayers.
@ RINOLA
My hubby is good. He hates his new job and hates being in charge of soldiers. I don’t know what skype is. We just talk on the phone
Ebony Says:
@ RINOLA
My hubby is good. He hates his new job and hates being in charge of soldiers. I don’t know what skype is. We just talk on the phone
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I dip. skype is a video chat. It must be hard for you to hear that your hubby hates his new J O B, especially since he is in charge of soilders. I have a GF who deprograms them when they come back to the States. She does love her J O B and reuniting them with their loved ones.
@MKM – Thank you hun! We can use all the prayer we can get.
@Ebony – since he’s overseas we use Skype to talk using the webcam and it’s a free service. It has been coming in handy with keeping the home fires burning and I’m going to take my laptop to closing Friday so he can go through the process with me
Tell hubby to hang in there! I’m praying for your hubby as well.
Sandra, do us all a favor and delete this post. We are your loyal readers and took a vote. What goes on after dark does not need “the light of day”..
I love you Sandra and in my Listerine smelly breath, can you spare us this time? I can say that I am still in stitches. Good Night everyone.
:lolol: :lolol: :lolol: Anna TOO LATE!
I saw 200+ post FOE breastmilk & KNEW it to be something exciting going on!
Yall was def off the chain up in huuuurrr! (And YES!!!! I read MOST of the posts…don’t be tryna keep secrets ‘n ish…I need to know how to keep up in the world today!)
I meant as a too big peen…nite!
Sandra Rose Says: True. If she eats a lot of squash and greens, The vajajay tastes like squash and greens.
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damn, yall was off the chain last nite.
m9ser1 Says:
now you know how cow’s feel about us drinking their “tittay milk”
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CUT.IT.OUT!!
Wow, I missed all of this convo
I need to start logging in from home more often.
DAMMIT MAN, I ALWAYS MISS THE GOOD STUFF! KARAZ AND MKM ARE MY BESTIES IN MY HEAD!
aww man i missed the convo
yeah…. thats nasty!
Sandra I thought you were going to lock this post…
I would sue if I ate there..that’s disgusting! Especially if they didn’t mention it in a menu or anything. Why would he think that would be creative/okay to milk his wife and have the whole world taste it? Who said people would want her milk anyway? Who knows what she eats?! I tell you some folks are out of control.
Joja86 Says:
I would sue if I ate there..that’s disgusting! Especially if they didn’t mention it in a menu or anything. Why would he think that would be creative/okay to milk his wife and have the whole world taste it? Who said people would want her milk anyway? Who knows what she eats?! I tell you some folks are out of control.
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“to milk his wife”
I can’t believe that I missed this last night. I was spending time with my girlies.you know this is my topic of choice. dammitt!!!
A SWALLOW A DAY KEEPS THE MISTRESSES AWAY!
BROWNSUGAPOET Says:
A SWALLOW A DAY KEEPS THE MISTRESSES AWAY!
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My sentiments exactly.