I saw this pic on a message board and I cracked up laughing! Rapper Jay Z, who still wears his pants on the ground at age 41, is never going to retire. As this hilarious pic suggests, Jigga will still be making records when he’s 90 and hobbling around on an iced out cane.
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That is the guy Jeffrey or Geoffrey something… He has a really deep voice and used to be on commercials awhile back.
It’s Geoffrey Holder and he does remind you of an old Jay-Z. lol
Where is Iscream?
jigga my man but that is funny
LOL oh my! he DOES look like an older JayZ
This was so funny, when I tried to laugh, nothing came out!
that’s how old he’ll be when bey has her first child.
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that’s how old he’ll be when bey has her first child.
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He probably will still be making money then.
Every time I see that man I think about him smellin Grace Jones panites in Boomerang!
iTS nASTY neLson!!!! “kISS KISS kiss, kiss me once, kiss me twice…..KISSABLLLLllllllLLlee, e yea yea yea…..KISSABLLLLlllllle, ah yea yea yea yea…KISSABLE!”
“Steal Vagina…MarRrrrrrVolousss*
@brwnsuga
REALLLLYYYY OMG I didn’t know that was him. It can’t be. Did he get that old?
“I have complete authority.”
“You the man”
Love Boomerang.
*steel*
wasn’t he also Punjab in the movie-version of the musical “Annie”? i loved that movie.
anyhoo, the resemblance between Geoffrey and Jay-Z is uncanny! :lolol:
SHOCKING IT REALLY DOES LOOK LIKE JAY. I THOUGHT THIS WAS ONE OF THOSE AGE PROGRESSION PHOTOS, NEVER KNEW IT WAS GEOFFREY HOLDER!
OKAY CALL ME CRAZY, BUT THEIR HANDS ARE EVEN SIMILAR! iI AM A JAY-Z STAN….WHAT? DON’T JUDGE ME!
Ppl need to stop
becuz I laughed really hard thinking it was photoshopped only to realize someone really looks like this now I feel 
MMAAAAAHHHHHHHCCCUUUSSSSSS!
O M G!!!!!!!!!! Sandy you about to get me put on a PIP the way I’m over here screaming @ my desk….
Even if he comes out with a BP 44 and he’s 108, I’ll still be checking for him.
MMAAAAAHHHHHHHCCCUUUSSSSSS!
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let me finish this one out
*deep hot breath whisper* “I don’t have any panties On”
*Jacqulyn bursts into laughter*
Marcus says “Its warm in here”
Jacqulyn “hahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ah ahahahahahaHAHA”
Marcus “just because somebody doesn’t put drawers on, doesn’t mean that I did something”
LMAO! THAT’S WHY YOU MY GURL!!!
“So she dump you huh. I know I should be happy but I’m not.”
“Would you like to come over for coffee?”
“Not even if Jesus was pouring”
“Some mother fvckers don’t know a good thing if it was staring them in the face. Go head and leap ya black a$$ over the ledge. FVck you”
Holy sh*t. That’s funny
Wow! That does look like an older Jay Z!
funny pic. his single forever young just came out.
but jayz will not be making albums at the age of 90. He has too many venues and partnerships with businesses to still need money music as well.
@speakinmymind Yea that Punjab that’s one of my favorites!
Buuuuut I thought that was photoshopped too. WOW that’s crazy.
“Angela would you look at this Gerrads father made us a whole trouth of Chitlins.”
****
(Licks pigs feet juice off fingers making a smacking sound)
“So Marcus I hear a woman at the office got you pu$$y whipped. You got to turn that around. You gots to whip that pu$$y”
*********
“So Agatha.”
“That’s Anegla.”
Gerrard “Man my parents been in there for an hour”
Gerrard “They in there hittin it”
Marcus “your parents are smoking a joint in my bathroom?
Gerrard “no man dey in dere fukking”
*parents open bathroom door, mom walks out with messy hair and coat in hand, pops walks out with shirt hanging half way out his pants struggling to put his coat back on*
Pops “daMn, whats for desert?
*Marcus looks at Gerrard*
*Gerrard puts his head down in his chest*
*Marcus frees his hands to give Gerrard a hug*
*Gerrard places his head on Marcus’ shoulder as if he was crying*
Gerrard “thanks man”
“BANG BANG BANG”