You’ve heard of Tebowing and Planking, now there’s a new trend: Te’oing.
College students can be cruel.. especially if you’re a pathological liar like Notre Dame football star Manti Te’o, who got caught in a huge lie about a girlfriend who does not exist.
Minutes after Deadspin exposed Te’o as a fraud — the Internet exploded with memes of college student Te’oing with their invisible girlfriends. Some pranksters even uploaded photos of themselves proposing to their invisible women.
Click the link to see more Te’oing images!
Spotted on Bossip
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! now thats funny!!!!!!!
and is that a commercial for a show for chicks with over sized racks playing smh, what will we see next on TV
College students can be cruel.. especially if you’re a pathological liar like Notre Dame football star Manti Te’o, who got caught in a huge lie about a girlfriend who does not exist.
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Not cruel.. the jokes on him now!
They had one with clothes on a chair..right down to the socks I was
sharing a sota with my baby<—
and is that a commercial for a show for chicks with over sized racks playing smh, what will we see next on TV
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Yep.. that one black lady had the biggest titties omg
I feel bad for him in one way and I don’t in another. He met this chick online and fell in love hard without ever meeting her – DUMMY. On the other hand, I guess people do find love in the internet sometimes and whoever this woman was, took him on an e-ride to nowhere. – SUCKER
Photoshop is the shyt!
THATS MEAN!!!
Arizona Cardinals fullback Reagan Mauia told ESPN that he not only knew Kekua, but that he was close with her family.
Soooo
And theres a Very Interesting article on t/m/z/ bout Te O
Could he have been CATFISHED??
Lord yahoo has a story up “what it means to be CaTFisHed”
Luvyn
he brought this upon himself
DEAR ABBY HAS DIED!!!!!
*ummm are folks even understanding that he made the chit up himself…as in he set up the account and nobody else…he catfished himself*
luVn_liFe… says:
DEAR ABBY HAS DIED!!!!!
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Sounds like CATFISH. Love that show
ReadingIsFundamental says:
I feel bad for him in one way and I don’t in another. He met this chick online and fell in love hard without ever meeting her – DUMMY.
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He said he met her at a football game in 2009. NOW he’s claiming he met her online. He’s a liar. This is not a Catfish story. He said he met the woman many times, according to him.
jeniefrumdabloc says:
DEAR ABBY HAS DIED!!!!!
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the name sounds familiar
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She was an Advice columnist
Luvyn ohhhhhhhhh she lived a long life
RIP
jeniefrumdabloc says:
luVn_liFe… says:
DEAR ABBY HAS DIED!!!!!
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I thought she was dead?
So won’t nobody gone say a new post was up? Bet.
C’mon SON! Who getting catfished in this Skype age, get da fugg outta here wit dat BS!
Sandra Rose says:
DEAR ABBY HAS DIED!!!!!
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I thought she was dead?
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Well Umh she WAS 94 so folks may have mistaken her fo
luVn_liFe… says:
DEAR ABBY HAS DIED!!!!!
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So did “Mr. Drummond”. Tambout he was to turn 90 next month. I thought he was about 80 on the show.
1 more time for @sam’s lips
ok i wont bring those up again
Dear Abby was always better than Ann Landers
WEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKK @ the Clint Eastwood one.
Bloodclat funny.
cougar lover says:
C’mon SON! Who getting catfished in this Skype age, get da fugg outta here wit dat BS!
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Dude on Catfish on Monday. “Amanda” didn’t even have a phone. He was in love with the girl going on two years and never even spoke to her once. These people are so gullible. I can”t believe they’re that stupid
Yeah, from what I read. He “killed” her off in his head when his grandmother died.
“and then says he realized he was the subject of a hoax after Notre Dame hired private investigators and computer forensic experts to figure out exactly who, or whom, Lennay Kekua was and why she pretended to die – and later come back to life.
The narrative whipsaw of a sad story turning into something far worse – a morbid, twisted tale of an Internet prank gone excessive – ignited the sports world Wednesday, and left everyone wondering whether this was really the case of a naïve football player done wrong by friends or a fabrication that has yet to play to its conclusion.”
So from what I gather he was set up, and then he and his family ran with the story. It’s all kinds of confusing. Made me dizzy, trying to read it.
So did “Mr. Drummond”. Tambout he was to turn 90 next month. I thought he was about 80 on the show.
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ikr!
@Naija Dear Abbey/Ann landers wer twin sisters
Who Knew!
@Cougar
What fool continues to talk to someone for more than 30 days and they can’t produce a live picture, needs to slapped back to reality.
She had Alz @luvn. Sads. RIP.
The one with the Dog is funny as Hell!!!!. LOL
Luv’n says:
Abbey/Ann landers wer twin sisters
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Michelle Obama done got on twitter @FLOTUS
wit her Pinkey in the AIR!
the one with fourtune cookie, made me scream.
@Fay, I just placed my order hun, you did say you delivered to PO boxes, right?
luVn_liFe… says:
Michelle Obama done got on twitter @FLOTUS wit her Pinkey in the AIR!
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No @Prynn twins for real.
They had a falling out too. About who wrote the best advice. But then they got back togather. 
@PRYNN
Sounds a lil “Catfish’ish” to me. They were from the newspaper age, correct? They done Catfish’d a WHOLE LOT of folks via newspaper. Folks think they writing to Abby and Ann was giving out the advice. Them bishes invented Catfish!
Yes they wer newspaper dayz
Just Looking Don’t Ask Me NOTHING says:
He was not set up. He said from his own mouth that he met the girl after a football game in 2009. He did not meet her online. He was not Catfished. Their eyes met, exchanged numbers, blah, blah, blah. Then, he admitted that the girl was fake in December. Yet there he was in January still talking about his poor dead girlfriend. The guy is a pathological liar. It’s difficult for healthy people to understand the mind of a pathological liar. They are sick people.
Dear Abbey/Ann landers wer twin sisters Who Knew!
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@LUV N – I knew…and apparently they didn’t really get along and Ann did her column out of jealousy or spite and it’s also being said their daughters don’t get along either
KITA
You just about got the Feds after me what with that child porn in my tess box 
@oohlala
gullible or hopeless romantic
Wait :stop: So he got Catfish’d or he was lying about ole girl’s existence. I’m sorry, i’m so out of the loop.
Oh okay Sandra. Well, maybe he lied about meeting her because he didn’t want to admit the truth to the homies. I know when an ex-stalking-homegirl told me how she was ready to leave her marriage and go be with some dude she met on e-harmony or whatever, I gave her the serious e-side-eye. So, she started telling me how wonderful dude was and how he treats her better than her hubby. I was like, well, you don’t have to convince me … do you. I can tell you that I guarantee dude is not now who he played out to be all those years ago on the internet.
I can’t wait to hear him explain why he said he met her in 2009. And why his father said they visited each other in Hawaii.
it’s also being said their daughters don’t get along either
@NaiJa ^ ^ ^
If so thats Sad
Gone head FLOTUS. *snaps*
Grammy always said A liar has no memory. They all get caught sooner or later.
Sandra, it could be he actually said he met her because he was too embarrassed to admit he liked a girl he never met… so he wouldn’t get clowned
@ don’t ask me nothing
I know right, so does that means that dopamine world even if you do not even get to reach out and feel the person? *wonders if I can catfish somebody outta some money*
Tommy ain’t got no job and yeeen got no girlfriend
@ Shaun…Huh?!
He is not a bad looking guy. He couldn’t just get him a hula girl and call it a day?
the dog picture
Thanks Sandra
I’m I reading incorrectly, but is Notre Dame covering for him. Yes, this is all kinds of confusing
I hope Nancy Grace unravels this for me tonight. I need this boy to get some help. *Wonders how many small animals he done kilt.
*dopamine work even* for you scholors or just average readers out there.
I can see how it would happen but I have been called naive. #beenthere
I guess I was Catfish’d in my early teens. But it was over the phone, not the net. Dude called the wrong number and we were talking for a while. I knew something was up when I invited him to come over and he waited until it got dark and when I was coming to the car, he kept trying to pull off, and called and asked why I had a belly and chit but wouldn’t let me see him. Turned out to be a fat azz girl that looked like a dude. I’ll never forget that chit KEVIN!
They had a falling out too. About who wrote the best advice. But then they got back togather.
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:2dance: ….then they came up with a plan to
the whole arga’ment of “who was the better advisor”. They both went to work 
and 
under the disguise of switched twins (based loosely on Parent Trap – the ORIGINAL version)……. and the there you have the birth of Catfish. LOL
History always repeats itself. LOL
Don’t
me @Sandra, I had a story to tell and the emoti’s helped. TIA
@SANDRA Im Listening to TMZ on this sports radio show . . .
Ther implying that Te O was Definitely CATFISHED
ALSO THE AZ CARDINALS LB SAIDS HE MEET kaHlua
@BBW – You almost made me throw my laptop across the room.
@bigbad
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hold on whoa!!!! pause timeout pump your breaks
He SAID out his mouth he actually MET the chick? He must have been the weird dude in school who just happened to be an athlete
Bigbadwolf says:
I guess I was Catfish’d in my early teens. But it was over the phone, not the net. Dude called the wrong number and we were talking for a while. I knew something was up when I invited him to come over and he waited until it got dark and when I was coming to the car, he kept trying to pull off, and called and asked why I had a belly and chit but wouldn’t let me see him. Turned out to be a fat azz girl that looked like a dude. I’ll never forget that chit KEVIN!
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THAT DAT DATS ALL FOLKS!
SLAMS PIANO DOOR SHUT!
I think he was catfished and embarassed @luVn
He got a call that they girl had died right…they even sent him a place to send flowers.
It was right after his gmom died and I think he kinda rolled the grief into one.
when I was coming to the car, he kept trying to pull off, and called and asked why I had a belly and chit but wouldn’t let me see him.
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BUT WHY
I know Kita better not turn out to be a man.
Sandra Rose says:
I can’t wait to hear him explain why he said he met her in 2009. And why his father said they visited each other in Hawaii
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@oTb
iF u READ the articles on t.m.z.
I personally think He was CATFISHED,them embarASSed
Whewwww BBW. Tears, Just Tears
@OTB – Yeah, He knew that girl wasn’t real, so he killed her the day her gma died in his head.
@ Jay….Likewise, LikeWISE!
KITA aint a man baybeeeee.
@BBW – that weren’t nothing but the first epi of Catfish…LAWD bless ya
@luVn
“Where’s the motive? A central figure in the hoax is reported to be musician Ronaiah Tuiasosopo. Deadspin reported that he had contact with the woman, a former high-school classmate, whose photos were used to create Kekua’s profile — even obtaining one of the pictures from her directly. But the site also describes Tuiasosopo as a friend of Te’o, raising the question of why he would humiliate his buddy.”
I think he lied because he was ashamed that he had an online girlfriend. He created this whole story about meeting her and hanging out. I have an ex friend who used to create these types of stories about her guy flying her to NY to visit. Come to find out he was meeting her at a motel 30 miles south of where she lived. Some people are ashamed to tell their reality so they create all these lies. #thistypeofshythappenseverrryday
Notre Dame SAYS they hired an investigator. And they found out HE HAD BEEN HOAXED. I think he went along with the hoax to save face. Don’t know and really don’t care. Everybody gonna get paid off this. Lifetime, Nancy, all them succkas…Even his weird ass
BB Going to lunch. Need to get THEE hell away from this desk.
how does an athlete on his way to millions have to meet a girl online. are those yt girls on campus on strike or something? last I heard they was still washing clothes, buying meals, providing 3 sums to athlete’s.
I think he lied because he was ashamed that he had an online girlfriend.
Who said Kita was a man
I’ve never been catfished but more like bamboozled on my 1 and only blind date.
Dude had a sexy azz voice on the phone and my friend was dating his cousin so I said ok I’ll go with them. He was HIDEOUS looking and when he got out the car, he was shorter than me in flats …………. I’m only 5’4
I shouldve known because his name was …. *wait for it* ….. Harry.
Something aint right with a man my age named Harry
are those yt girls on campus on strike or something?
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Bigbadwolf says:
I guess I was Catfish’d in my early teens. But it was over the phone, not the net. Dude called the wrong number and we were talking for a while. I knew something was up when I invited him to come over and he waited until it got dark and when I was coming to the car, he kept trying to pull off, and called and asked why I had a belly and chit but wouldn’t let me see him. Turned out to be a fat azz girl that looked like a dude. I’ll never forget that chit KEVIN!
I dont think he HAD to meet a girl online..he just did.
We are older..I think we have to remem. that this genreation LIVES online.
This is second nature to them..not an after thought like for us..
If he got Catfish as a broke college student. I can’t imagine the scene when profession hoes get a hold of him if he make it to the NFL.
Pryn and your stairway to heaven
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I swear some of you missed your calling
why he would humiliate his buddy.
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B/c they probably didn’t think that nigga was REALLY gonna fall for it. He probably had her “pics” hanging up in his locker n’chit.
teammates —->
<—- "friends"
Auntie…….HAve you heard about Tiger Woods proposing to his ex-wife. ANd signing a 300 million dollar anti-cheating pre-nup. Supposedly he been knocking her off again for a while now….
@Bigbadwolf u called him/her azz out
Poor dude. The NFl is prolly like
@OTB
that one there gets under my skin the Mostest! yes i said est!
supposedly his motive was
1. Hiding his REAL sexuality
2.For More Publicity and to market hisself
Why do I keep reading his name as “Man-ta-tee”.
i find none of this funny…
Harryyyyyy
He got some holes in his story for sure. And his parents…
Chit is mighty fishy.
@White boiiiii :wave: I read that chit!!! He say he
Elin!!!
I shouldve known because his name was …. *wait for it* ….. Harry.
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Im sure we ALL have had a Catfished/Switcheroo MoMent,Im Sure of it
@alabasterbo :wave:
I read that
<–look on my face after being Teo'd
ACEEEE
JMO says:
I swear some of you missed your calling
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*checks phn – puts it up to ear to make sure it’s still working*
I know I owe Sprint but they bet not have cut my shyt off YET! They still owe me a phn call before they cut it off…..
I get an email, a txt then a phn call, THEN they cut it off…… Oh? 
You meant my “calling calling”. 
LMAO
Something aint right with a man my age named Harry
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I never spoke about it until now, that ain’t something u talk about wit your girls
Afternoon Everybody
@twerk
that baby is adorable sweet babies (miss minnie voice)
Im sure we ALL have had a Catfished/Switcheroo MoMent,Im Sure of it
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Memba Smokie (Chris Tucker) got GOT by Janet Jackson (Andell..RIP) !
OutsidetheBox says:
@White boiiiii I read that chit!!! He say he Elin
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From an article in the South Bend Tribune: “Their stares got pleasantly tangled, then Manti Te’o extended his hand to the stranger with a warm smile and soulful eyes.”
“Lennay Kekua was a Stanford student and a Cardinal football fan when the two exchanged glances, handshakes and phone numbers that fateful weekend three seasons ago.”
It’s obvious that Manti embellished the story about meeting this chick who HE KNEW did not exist. Now he’s playing the victim. I guess we’re supposed to forget about the article?
He got some holes in his story for sure. And his parents… Chit is mighty fishy.
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Whose parents Manti’hee? They mighta been the ones to make up the story. They know their boy likes dack and not the native Hawaiian dish of fish… and they want him to be pro.
There you go. Invented him a lie, a story, and a bish.
Bigbadwolf says:
Something aint right with a man my age named Harry
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I never spoke about it until now, that ain’t something u talk about wit your girls
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I was so pissed at my girl for that bullchit!
*I never spoke about it until now,that ain’t something u talk about wit your girls
*Memba Smokie (Chris Tucker) got GOT by Janet Jackson
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See BOTH StaTeMents REASONS WHY this Story has Gotten OuTTa hand
Sout Bend Tribune says:
Lennay Kekua was a Stanford student
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Surrreee
Sandra… you win… Dude is a flake. Here is the bigger question: Can he play ball? Is he NFL worthy?
twerkthat says:
@Bigbadwolf u called him/her azz out
You never know, he/she might still be pullin that same chit all these years later
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Ok @Sandra…And what exactly do you want to happen to him? I guess I dont understand what the hullabaloo is about exactly.
He got duped, he was obviously embarassed… he lied, his parents lied…his school is standing up for him.
Why folks be tryna lie on these grand azz scales in this day and time is beyond me? If I can find folks on a work issued ORIGINAL IBM 1969…don’t you think ESPN gonna dig?
And boo to THEIR azzes or to whomever uncovered this ish for JUST NOW connecting the dots.
OutsidetheBox says:
I can see how it would happen but I have been called naive. #beenthere
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You’ve been catfished? Care to elaborate??
@RIF . .
He’s still predicted to go in the first round at about 8
Me Personally I dont think he’s NFL status
Here’s what Manti said 2 days after he told Notre Dame officials that he supposedly received prank phone calls from his “dead” girlfriend: “I don’t like cancer at all. I lost both my grandparents and my girlfriend to cancer.”
“Before she passed, I know it’s kind of creepy, but she would write letters for me before every game,” Te’o told Sullivan. “The Stanford game was the last game she wrote a letter for.”
This is the behavior of a pathological liar who will say anything for attention.
ReadingIsFundamental says:
Sandra… you win… Dude is a flake. Here is the bigger question: Can he play ball? Is he NFL worthy?
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The Answer is Yes and Yes
he was #2 in Heisman Votes
Won every Linebacker Award out there
Slated to be a First Round Draft Pick in NFL…loking to make somewhere in the range of 16mil over the next 4 years….
Prynn
@Dubbbbbb gone! GIT!
Make me sick! lmaooooooo
Native hawaiian dish of fish…lord the images that came in my brain!
And boo to THEIR azzes or to whomever uncovered this ish for JUST NOW connecting the dots.
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Those Wer TRUMPS Sentiments Exactly
Deadspin tole him to go fcuk hisself
If I can find folks on a work issued ORIGINAL IBM 1969
Kdub says:
the native Hawaiian dish of fish
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I thought it was
? Well that’s what they always cookin when Guy Fieri and Andrew Zimmern nasty, gross, disgusting, ‘I will eat anything’ ass goes down there. Wow!
he was #2 in Heisman Votes
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Sympathy votes. Dead girl and grandma.
@OTB, just thought about it. Nevermind. Don’t elaborate.
Care to elaborate??
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He said he wasnt married.
ReadingIsFundamental says:
Sandra… you win… Dude is a flake. Here is the bigger question: Can he play ball? Is he NFL worthy?
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Did you watch the game against Bama last week? He was MIA like Lennay Kekua.
OutsidetheBox says:
he was #2 in Heisman Votes
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Sympathy votes. Dead girl and grandma.
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@boistop
and thank you that’s my oldest baybee
DENISE! <—yelled like Vanessa used to…
I guess we’re supposed to forget about the article
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Folks kill me. Like I aint got a photographic memory like Reed on “Criminah Minds”
I don’t forget SHYT. ESPECIALLY if I READ it. I might run together some old in-person events…maybe even the verbal word; and then it comes back once I recolleck…but written? No. A gift and a curse.
I guess I don’t care enough..cuz truth be told he lied about a relationship that he supposedly had…
It ain’t like he beat some girl up or something
Or does drugs n the like..lets make fun of him, laugh, he’ll be embarassed for a lil bit..then he’ll get over it.
USA Today made an excellent point: Te’o told ESPN that he would stay on the phone for hours “every single night, all night long” with his “girlfriend” who was dying of leukemia. If this is true, shouldn’t there be phone records of those calls?
On Topic – Catfished!!!
Off Topic – Did anyone see American Idol last night. I can’t stand Nicki’s voice – OMG! The shade between Mariah and Nicki was over the top…I love Mariah – even though she was kinda boring
<—–Got Catfish'd once. Dude sent me his pics, it was his face! He had a short arm and a twisted foot though. I didn't discover it til he picked me up to take to me lunch though.
It just dawned on me where we went. 
I'mma stay my ass outta there.
@goat. I boycott any LSU or Bama game because when they played last season against each other, I wanted to claw my eyes out. So, I missed the Bama games this season.
This is the behavior of a pathological liar who will say anything for attention
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Would that be the same as a narsa…narcis…narcalep….ah hell yall know what I’m trying to spell. That? Would that be the same as that? LOL
CAN You Imagine the OUTRAGE HAd He Won the Heisman . . .
Truss Me Te’O was relieved NOT To win it!
BBW
#truestory
i grew up with a chic in dallas that this happened to IN REAL LIFE. *AXCEPT* she ended up being with the chic for like 2-3 years. kinda fugged her up for life. chic’s name was TONY & the bish was a stud broad that was really cute, & this was back in the ‘ready for the world’ curl days. #sexualchocolate
the naggra would play ball with no shirt on. without a braw. that’s how flatchested she was.
#2 in the Heisman votes don’t mean shyt if ya don’t win it
That’s like saying “I won silver.” Nah you didn’t bro..you were given the silver cuz you weren’t gold.
#Gigisphilosophies.
MzDimplez1123 says:
<—–Got Catfish'd once. Dude sent me his pics, it was his face! He had a short arm and a twisted foot though. I didn't discover it til he picked me up to take to me lunch though.
It just dawned on me where we went. 
I'mma stay my ass outta there.
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My foot wasnt twisted…i had a rock in my shoe…
A gift and a curse.
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Elephant memory.
It might not come back right away..but its there. 
The interview I saw he said something about getting through it with the support of his family as well as hers. So he was talking to imaginary family members too!!!
oh yeah, the bitch’s name was TONYA, but the “boy” name was TONY
Kita Ace
Maybe he was dating kid sister…
Come to think of it….That nicca does kinda look like you.
Glad I was still nice to him though. Funny like life works, I ended up having an issue with my student loanm, guess who my account rep ended up being.
Sandra Rose says:
USA Today made an excellent point: Te’o told ESPN that he would stay on the phone for hours “every single night, all night long” with his “girlfriend” who was dying of leukemia. If this is true, shouldn’t there be phone records of those calls?
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Well hopefully they ain’t going THAT deep into this niggas phn records n’chit (might uncover some MORE shyt that he REALLY won’t be able to cover). However, it could very well be true that they stayed on the phn for HOURS! THAT is what happens when you are CATFISHING.
Yeen real, Denise.
Yeen real. 
I think folks on-line catfish way more than we are aware – it’s an epidemic now considering when Heisman Throphy Nominees are busted out for catfishing. Who’s gonna be next to be caught?
Just Looking Don’t Ask Me NOTHING says:
@BBW – You almost made me throw my laptop across the room
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That’s what I did to the phone
That’s when I offically stopped answering numbers I didn’t know.
<—Needs to boycott the Red Lobster on 51st and Pulaski.
luVn_liFe… says:
CAN You Imagine the OUTRAGE HAd He Won the Heisman . . .
Truss Me Te’O was relieved NOT To win it
they would be crazy to base it off of a sob story hell we all got one
#2 in the Heisman votes don’t mean shyt if ya don’t win it
That’s like saying “I won silver.” Nah you didn’t bro..you were given the silver cuz you weren’t gold.
#Gigisphilosophies.
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!!! @Gigs damnit. Soften up
I tell my kids they was just behind when it was over….they didnt “lose”..per se.
So how is he going to be punished exactly?
Are they going to remove his title of “#2 in Heisman votes” from him?
<– Has a friend who went out on a date with a dude and he was missing a thumb.
… but how do you bring that up in a conversation though?
MzDimplez1123 says:
<—Needs to boycott the Red Lobster on 51st and Pulaski.
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they didnt “lose”..per se.
FayStillThatWHIPBishYaHurdMeh? says:
BBW
#truestory
i grew up with a chic in dallas that this happened to IN REAL LIFE. *AXCEPT* she ended up being with the chic for like 2-3 years. kinda fugged her up for life. chic’s name was TONY & the bish was a stud broad that was really cute, & this was back in the ‘ready for the world’ curl days. #sexualchocolate
the naggra would play ball with no shirt on. without a braw. that’s how flatchested she was.
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Gigi26 says:
So how is he going to be punished exactly?
Are they going to remove his title of “#2 in Heisman votes” from him?
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His punishment will be him Sliding down NFL draft boards…possibly late Round #1 or early Round 2 = less Money
Its not based off his sob story @twerk because he did take a team to the top…a “storied” team (even tho they aint did chit since the late 80s :eyeroll:
But im certain he got a coupla exkra votes. Nobody was gonna beat Johnny Football this year.
the bitch’s name was TONYA, but the “boy” name was TONY
so she became a lesbian after TONY? is she still one?
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Dimpz… We don’t have Red Lobster here either. Don’t boycott it.. mail me some biscuits!!!!
@ JMO….I get that but, dude talked to me over the phone for MONTHS and never mentioned a thing!
I was so shocked. He had a limp and had to cradle his arm
FLuck this…erryybody had an online boyfriend when them AOL chatrooms were poppin…Instant msging like a motherfukker
A/s/l bish!
… but how do you bring that up in a conversation though?
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Real questions that need ansas.
100% usa made! says:
On Topic – Catfished!!!
Off Topic – Did anyone see American Idol last night. I can’t stand Nicki’s voice – OMG! The shade between Mariah and Nicki was over the top…I love Mariah – even though she was kinda boring
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Our local cable did not renew their contract w/Fox. They have been airing Hallmarch stuff for a few months. I don’t watch AI anymore, but wanted to see MiMi and Minj feud.
@ RIF…I found out, that SAM’s Club sells the batter to make them.
JB’s GMa made us some the other week. 
OTB :hugs:
His punishment will be him Sliding down NFL draft boards…possibly late Round #1 or early Round 2 = less Money
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ohh ok, but he’ll still make bank right?
@ GiGi…That’s EXACTLY how that shyt happened too.
Fukk2004!
Man my father was cold-blooded he would laugh at us and say “You’re a loser”
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My little brother does this for them. He always say, “Sis life aint fair..”
He is not about that “let them win” chit. LMAOOOO
My chirren be running, crying, screaming, telling..he kick they ass in everything. NEVER lets em win. LOL
Damn…I wonder if I’m being setup to be Catfished. It ain’t no relationship or no shat like that. She just sends me pics.
I need to investigate a lil more to see how I can play this.
FayStillThatWHIPBishYaHurdMeh? says:
BBW
#truestory
i grew up with a chic in dallas that this happened to IN REAL LIFE. *AXCEPT* she ended up being with the chic for like 2-3 years. kinda fugged her up for life. chic’s name was TONY & the bish was a stud broad that was really cute, & this was back in the ‘ready for the world’ curl days. #sexualchocolate
the naggra would play ball with no shirt on. without a braw. that’s how flatchested she was.
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Fayla I found out through my cousin a few days after the incident. The cousin was talking to my cousin and she went to see him and I called her while she was over that and guess you happed to drop by, like Dimplz said It’s funny how like works.
He had a limp and had to cradle his arm
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Our local cable did not renew their contract w/Fox
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wait isn’t that just a basic channel for you though? you don’t need cable for Fox, Fox News yes but not Fox…wow
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ JMO….I get that but, dude talked to me over the phone for MONTHS and never mentioned a thing!
I was so shocked. He had a limp and had to cradle his arm
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I’m so wrong for laughing & crying at this … good lawd
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Naija
see that’s what i mean it fugged her up. she would go back & forth for a while bc according to her, she never wanted to be a lesbun. but by the time she found out TONY was TONYA she was in too deep. she was really vulnerable when she met TONY bc she had just lost her mother. chit was cray. but i think she’s on the skraight path. nah. i mean that’s what it look like on FB
JMO says:
<– Has a friend who went out on a date with a dude and he was missing a thumb.
… but how do you bring that up in a conversation though?
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Um, what happened to your hand/thumb?
See how easy that was…lol
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Bootcamp
THANK YOU! & i surely dew!
balee dat!
OutsidetheBox says:
He had a limp and had to cradle his arm
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A Ying Yang Twin
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*whispers wit the hot breff*
Wait’ll you see my arm
Haahhnn
@ JMO…Slick ass Ninja. Sent me a bunch of pics with a cross armed, leaned back pose. Nicca told me more than I needed to know about his body, EVERYTHING but THAT!
OMG! He used to try to get me to have phone sex, Never happened, I don’t masturbate, I hope he was using his full length arm because the visual I just got!
Lawd forgive me, I’m in a shytty mood and being mean today.
@ Anna – I hadn’t watched AI since Fantasia won. I was channel flipping after I watched Honey Boo Boo on DVR and came across it. I don’t think I will be tuning in again. Hella boring and Nicki was being beyond EXTRA. Keith Urban could’ve stayed home and saved himself the trouble of getting dressed. But Honey Boo Boo had me in shock. She let her kids eat unwashed and uncooked Collard Greens and some uncook Hog Jawls. Who eats raw pork!!! Disgusting
*starts to cry*
LMAOOOOO
Goat, I’m talking about mentioning it before you meet up.
Thats just some chit you don’t omit
ohhh & about TONY ‘nem. they were together & fuggin for like A YEAR b4 ole girl fount out dude was a chic. she would
& 
(wit a skrap) always with clothes on. i forget how she explained the reasoning why.. 
Plus on Honey Boo Boo, they put a filthy bed spread on the table to eat off of. And when I say filthy – the opposite side had dog shyt on it – so they flipped it over and set the set. I was
after that
100% says:
But Honey Boo Boo had me in shock. She let her kids eat unwashed and uncooked Collard Greens and some uncook Hog Jawls. Who eats raw pork!!! Disgusting
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You must have NEVER seen the 1st episode of it then? They bobbed for pig’s feet. Yes huntee! Like bobbing for apples they bobbed for PIGS FEET!
<——- that one….but with NO FEET
*whispers wit the hot breff*
Wait’ll you see my arm
Haahhnn
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ JMO….I get that but, dude talked to me over the phone for MONTHS and never mentioned a thing!
I was so shocked. He had a limp and had to cradle his arm
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I was not cradling my arm…i told you i had just bit my a africanized Mosquito…and my forearm itched like hell..
@100%
Girl did you see the REST of the misconduct before they set the table. Did you see how June SNEEZED THREE TIMES ON that damn raw ass turkey??????
#nastybitch
@ Shaun…OMFG! That was around the time I broke up with JB’s dad and called myself gonna date.
I was talking to him and Big Buddy, he knew about Big Buddy, talking about he was gone do things to me Big Buddy couldn’t imagine. For the record, I was NOT screwing this dude, NEVER did.
What was he gone do though?
Man my father was cold-blooded he would laugh at us and say “You’re a loser”
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Sounds like my dad!
I started a petition LAST WEEK to have baby Kaitlyn removed off of their premises.
<—me when I first met the YingYang twins.. I was like, Is that boy limping??? And with a short arm???
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Didn't one of them dudes have a hand with no fingas on it? Them shyts were just nubs…
Bet they got hella pusscee though
ADA Dyck right chea
100% usa made! says:
Plus on Honey Boo Boo, they put a filthy bed spread on the table to eat off of. And when I say filthy – the opposite side had dog shyt on it – so they flipped it over and set the set. I was after that
Prynsexxx says:
100% says:
But Honey Boo Boo had me in shock. She let her kids eat unwashed and uncooked Collard Greens and some uncook Hog Jawls. Who eats raw pork!!! Disgusting
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You must have NEVER seen the 1st episode of it then? They bobbed for pig’s feet. Yes huntee! Like bobbing for apples they bobbed for PIGS FEET! <——- that one….but with NO FEET
Hell To The
!!! Are you serious? No wonder folks call CPS on her – that's crazy. Poor children probably got all types of tape worms and whatnot. 
– maybe not considering their weight
NaijaGal says:
Our local cable did not renew their contract w/Fox
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wait isn’t that just a basic channel for you though? you don’t need cable for Fox, Fox News yes but not Fox…wow
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Right the channel was free when I was younger and poor w/out cable. On my Christmas break I watched a marathon of “Perry Masson”. I now have 2 Hallmark Channels.
Sadly they are going to be looking at this dude phone records and a whole lotta other stuff most likely. He done lied to officials at Norte Dame. Biggest Catholic school in US. He a minority. He done made his school look bad nationally. They gonna try to do any and everything to rectify the situation.
I am glad he is not an underclassman he would be getting kicked out right now. Still might be. Semester is not over.
Dimpz,
FayStillThatWHIPBishYaHurdMeh? says:
ohhh & about TONY ‘nem. they were together & fuggin for like A YEAR b4 ole girl fount out dude was a chic
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So Ole girl wasn’t a :blow: er, huh?
She let her kids eat unwashed and uncooked Collard Greens and some uncook Hog Jawls. Who eats raw pork!!! Disgusting
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That ain’t nothing I watched Tia and Tamera’s last episode and the twin had her placenta bottled with Brandy and made the other one taste it, now that almost made me
did yaw see the story on the dude with no hands but paints, BEAUTIFUL art & chit with his nubs??
that chit make u feel lazy as hell. like he drives, texts, types, errythang. i was AMAZED. he’s also got his master’s degree. he’s a handsome fella & all.
would yaw consider being his MRS?
Why folk always wanna wait til the end of the day to act a damn fool
i say it makes me feel lazy bc if he can accomplish all o that with NO HANDS then wtf am I doin outchea & why isn’t it MORE??
Is someone talking about shitty bedspreads ala table cloths. I gotta get off this gotdamn site or computer. BOTH
prynsexxx says:
@100%
Girl did you see the REST of the misconduct before they set the table. Did you see how June SNEEZED THREE TIMES ON that damn raw ass turkey??????
#nastybitch
I damn near fell out when I saw her sneeze all of that disgusting turkey. Talking bout is got some extra special sauce on it now – who does that! And why in the HELL did she stuff the turkey with a half of tub of Country Crock. And what was that “Multi-Meal” crap? Jail food looks better than that!
I hadn’t watched AI since Fantasia won
<<< Teeny Barrino.
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Since you won DA IDOL
100% usa made! says:
@ Anna – I hadn’t watched AI since Fantasia won. I was channel flipping after I watched Honey Boo Boo on DVR and came across it. I don’t think I will be tuning in again. Hella boring and Nicki was being beyond EXTRA. Keith Urban could’ve stayed home and saved himself the trouble of getting dressed. But Honey Boo Boo had me in shock. She let her kids eat unwashed and uncooked Collard Greens and some uncook Hog Jawls. Who eats raw pork!!! Disgusting
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June sneezes too much. She’ll be talking, then out of nowhere is a sneeze. Guess I’m not missing much from AI. I thought it would be off the air by now.
@ JMO…You laughing but, had you been there.
hhh & about TONY ‘nem. they were together & fuggin for like A YEAR b4 ole girl fount out dude was a chic. she would & (wit a skrap) always with clothes on. i forget how she explained the reasoning why..
LAWD I can’t…so she never saw Tony naked with the lights on until over a year…she never rubbed her body down during the sexing? she never questioned a ‘dude’ that didn’t want oral? or was she just lying to yall that she wasn’t gay
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Bigbadwolf
That ain’t nothing I watched Tia and Tamera’s last episode and the twin had her placenta bottled with Brandy and made the other one taste it, now that almost made me
I just saw that nasty ish yesterday
I luh my sis to death but we just ain’t that damn close..I Can NOT wit them two 
that shiat cray
@100%
You ain’t gone tell me that when Honey Boo Boo dropped that GLOP of butter on the floor that they didn’t pick it up and rub it back on there. Did you see how she did the cranberry sauce? Did you notice how HBB grabbed it out the pan with NO HANDS??
Since you won DA IDOL
<<< Teeny Barrino.
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This REALLY made me laugh out loud
I hate yall … I really do
Naija says:
LAWD I can’t…so she never saw Tony naked with the lights on until over a year…she never rubbed her body down during the sexing? she never questioned a ‘dude’ that didn’t want oral?
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She never watched “dude” put ON the condom?
Bust a nut?
Get the nut off?
Make sure the condom didn’t break and had STUFF in it?
Get a warm one squirted on her stomach/back/mouf/face?
Da hell?
I’m game for that other shyt though.
Get a warm one squirted on her stomach/back/mouf/face?
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*If a nigguh ain’t never busted on narry one of your body parts he’s a she baby*
FayStillThatWHIPBishYaHurdMeh? says:
did yaw see the story on the dude with no hands but paints, BEAUTIFUL art & chit with his nubs??
that chit make u feel lazy as hell. like he drives, texts, types, errythang. i was AMAZED. he’s also got his master’s degree. he’s a handsome fella & all.
would yaw consider being his MRS?
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Nope… I like to get a nice massage from my man.
Just being honest… but thats a remarkable story
would yaw consider being his MRS?
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Girl did you see the REST of the misconduct before they set the table. Did you see how June SNEEZED THREE TIMES ON that damn raw ass turkey??????
#nastybitch
I damn near fell out when I saw her sneeze all of that disgusting turkey. Talking bout is got some extra special sauce on it now – who does that! And why in the HELL did she stuff the turkey with a half of tub of Country Crock. And what was that “Multi-Meal” crap? Jail food looks better than that!
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I needed a flu shot for June sneezing…a Lipitor after all that gatdayum butter that was put in it/on it…and a SPEECH Therapist for Honey Boo Boo…buwwa mahkes it bettauh…lil girl WHATCHU saying?
She sounded like Mush Mouth on gatdaym Fat Albert. NO. BUENO
Reporter says if Teo is telling the truth then Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny was killed in a murder suicide. DAMN. He went hard….Sound like Sandra.
I’d bet June and her clan hardly ever get sick. Real talk. The must have the immune system of Superman.
@ Fay…he ain’t got no hands. He probably a BEAST with his other body parts.
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ JMO…You laughing but, had you been there.
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Who Dat says:
Girl did you see the REST of the misconduct before they set the table. Did you see how June SNEEZED THREE TIMES ON that damn raw ass turkey??????
#nastybitch
I damn near fell out when I saw her sneeze all of that disgusting turkey. Talking bout is got some extra special sauce on it now – who does that! And why in the HELL did she stuff the turkey with a half of tub of Country Crock. And what was that “Multi-Meal” crap? Jail food looks better than that!
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I needed a flu shot for June sneezing…a Lipitor after all that gatdayum butter that was put in it/on it…and a SPEECH Therapist for Honey Boo Boo…buwwa mahkes it bettauh…lil girl WHATCHU saying?
She sounded like Mush Mouth on gatdaym Fat Albert. NO. BUENO
*If a nigguh ain’t never busted on narry one of your body parts he’s a she baby*
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New
and chit we have to deal with in A.D. times.
Come back, Jesus.
OTB.. have you ever seen Hoarders Buried Alive? Those people have stomachs that will digest any thing and most of them don’t ever feel ill. I get so sick watching that show but, I can’t stop watching it.
@ JMO…I’m one of those ppl who everything they think shows on their face, you’ve seen me1 IONO how the hell I held it together that day.
that chit make u feel lazy as hell. like he drives, texts, types, errythang. i was AMAZED. he’s also got his master’s degree. he’s a handsome fella & all.
would yaw consider being his MRS?
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Nope… I like to get a nice massage from my man.
Just being honest… but thats a remarkable story
I just saw that nasty ish yesterday I luh my sis to death but we just ain’t that damn close..I Can NOT wit them two that shiat cray
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@ Twerk IKR I thought the pills were a bit much, then she pulled out the bottle and I was
You know if you lose one something, the other somethings (senses, parts) go in overdrive.
He prolly will neck yo ass to death.
If ur not a teenager you shld not be setting urself up for a catfish. Ths story cray ha
Get a warm one squirted on her stomach/back/mouf/face?
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Naija & Pryn
unless TONYA was saving face for ole girl. bc after they broke up, she admitted to tricking her into it. it was kind of a big deal bc ole girl was well known & sought after in the hood. & the bruvahs was devastated to find out she was with a chic. but we had those same questions. like was she in denial about the sitchyashun??
Where the hell did Ace go?
@RIF – I can only watch about 15 minutes of Hoaders before I start having an aanxiety attack. The worse one, I sent when the lady took her dead cat out of freezer and kissed it. I ain’t watched that shizz since.
Come back, Jesus
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read this in Tiny Tim’s voice
FayStillThatWHIPBishYaHurdMeh? says:
did yaw see the story on the dude with no hands but paints, BEAUTIFUL art & chit with his nubs??
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I had to watch “My Left Foot” school is that whatchu tombout
Ooo yall on something other stuff
Right Chere…
@ RIF – Everytime I watch Hoarders, I compulsively start cleaning my house. I start itching and then I go and take a shower – EVERY SINGLE TIME. I don’t think I’ve been able to make through an entire show. It’s usually the bathroom scenes or the kitchen that sends me over the edge. Don’t they smell that shyt!!! I know it has to stank especially when they have animals
Yall lying yall azzes off…
You will not date a man with no hands!
Just Looking Don’t Ask Me NOTHING says:
@RIF – I can only watch about 15 minutes of Hoaders before I start having an aanxiety attack. The worse one, I sent when the lady took her dead cat out of freezer and kissed it. I ain’t watched that shizz since.
Say what now – folks is kissing dead cats and whatnot
I swear yall are crazy
Why I think I’m getting sick :wails:
How about the lady that had a rats and they sat up the traps and the exterminator said, she letting them out. He was SHOOK like hell.
@100 – Yes, there was an episode that woman had a freezer full of dead cats and Dryers Ice Cream.
New
and chit we have to deal with in A.D. times.
Come back, Jesus.
Hoarders Buried Alive
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The way those ppl be attached tp that “junk”
My gma’s thing was China. Dishes, tea cups, just porcelain, dish sets, china period.
No why? Her mom gave away a set she received as a wedding gift to my gma’s SIL… and gma been mad ever since. #alzheimers
Don’t they smell that shyt!!! I know it has to stank especially when they have animals
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All they have to do is spray some Febreeze won’t smell a thing, according to the commercials :doffee:
OutsidetheBox says:
You know if you lose one something, the other somethings (senses, parts) go in overdrive.
He prolly will neck yo ass to death.
Hoarders
It’s a difference in collectin chit and just being nasty. them folks are nasty anytime you wear diapers and leave them on the bathroom floor so long that the acid eats away your floor boards
yeah…
Don’t start calling back Jesus; I am NOT ready.
@ Ace..’Thought your Narc had kicked back in.
I’mma need you to skype me a view of your hands though. 
Don’t they smell that shyt!!! I know it has to stank especially when they have animals
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Im very sensitive to smells… but after a while no they cant. They become used to it.
Have you ever gotten something from someone and been like wow this smells just like their house or smells just like them?
Just Looking Don’t Ask Me NOTHING says:
@RIF – I can only watch about 15 minutes of Hoaders before I start having an aanxiety attack. The worse one, I sent when the lady took her dead cat out of freezer and kissed it. I ain’t watched that shizz since.
i am totally UNABLE to can at this juncture!
Why I think I’m getting sick
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:wave: <— blankie and liquids.
Start getting hydrated right away.
Sam says:
Hoarders
It’s a difference in collectin chit and just being nasty. them folks are nasty anytime you wear diapers and leave them on the bathroom floor so long that the acid eats away your floor boards
yeah…
OutsidetheBox says:
You know if you lose one something, the other somethings (senses, parts) go in overdrive.
He prolly will neck yo ass to death.
I heard Plies talking about “getting that neck” – I think on “Becky” song – guess I can’t knock the hustle
i am totally UNABLE to can at this juncture!
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Your welcome.. :2dance:
I be wanting to kick those hoarders azz, like really fight them like they have done something to me.
Am I crazy too???
Sam,
go to this page on FB called herbs & oils world. they have a homemade flu concoction on there with lemons, honey, ginger, etc
this FLU is GNAT playin. one of classmates lost her hubby to it last week
I would stay fukkin with him. I aint built for a relationship with no disabled person. I aint chit.
He make me mad and I’d be all, “aint that right, Bew! Gimme a Hi-5!”
Oh..no? You cant right..
Have you ever gotten something from someone and been like wow this smells just like their house or smells just like them?
Yes I have – sometimes it was a good smell, one time it smelled like old moth balls and Exclamation perfume. Not a good mix. I’m sensitive to smells too.
Love my mama, but she will buy a sweater cause she might meet somebody that needs one and she got enough bibles to bless several small towns. Not to mention the material for items she ain’t going never make. I hope I don’t get like that….
I be wanting to kick those hoarders azz, like really fight them like they have done something to me.
Am I crazy too???
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Listen.
We had to have two of those long dumpsters to clean granny’s house.
You’re not crazy. Just personally offended.
E: “im about to google that chit, Shaun.
You just insulted me huh?”
LMAOOOOOOOOO
one of classmates lost her hubby to it last week
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her name didn’t have Henry in it did it???
Exclamation perfume
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Why is you branging up OLD chit…I die
B/c my aunt still has some Exclamation perfume someplace. I just KNOW IT.
That and Baby Soft.
I die some more
I get: wtf what does have to do with anything, what’s your point?
My smartass: You heard what I said right? THAT was my point.
him:
I am really jealous that E will Google shyt though.
goat76 says:
I be wanting to kick those hoarders azz, like really fight them like they have done something to me.
Am I crazy too???
One lady had “tons” of shyt in her house. She even had newspapers dated back to the 70’s. They were finding all kinds of dead shyt in her garage 
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Naw they are some nasty folks
Lol omg I can’t