Clothing giant H&M has lowered its standards and named Beyonce as the new face of its Summer 2013 women’s line, Hollywoodlife reports.
H&M is introducing Beyonce in the new campaign as, “Beyoncé as Mrs. Carter in H&M.” Her images will be featured in print and television ads. The ads were shot in Nassau, Bahamas by photographers Inez van Lamsweerde and Vinoodh Matadin.
Creative director Donald Schneider describes the campaign as an “epic fantasy, with glamour, drama, and also a sense of paradise.” Yes, “epic fantasy” is about right.
Beyonce who touched off a near riot by telling her fans to “Bow Down Bitches”, recorded a new song exclusively for the H&M campaign, titled, “Standing On The Sun”. H&M’s marketing department calls Beyonce “the ideal icon of women empowerment,” lol.
“I’ve always liked H&M’s focus on fun and affordable fashion. I really loved the concept we collaborated on to explore the different emotions of women represented by the four elements – fire, water, earth and wind. It was a beautiful shoot on a tropical island. It felt more like making a video than a commercial,” says Beyoncé, reading from a prepared script.
The track will be available for download sometime in May. But if it sounds anything like the horrific “Bow Down” demo, she might as well stick to modeling off-the-rack clothing because her recording career is over.
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Photos: H&M, Instagram
she looks fun!
I love H&M
I love love love what she’s wearing in that first pic. I couldn’t do the shorts quite that short, but I’d rock em with an inch or two added. Hollywood life is the best source we could find? They lie as much as fakeout.
Clothing giant H&M has lowered its standards and named Beyonce as the new face of its new Summer women’s line, Hollywoodlife reports.
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First pic is cute
She looks EXTREMELY DELAYED in that second pic!
**looks at second pic**
Man, Beyonce a few months away from just disappearing with all that skin bleach she must be using.
I love H&M
Ion give no fugg bout Be 
ce !
***in that first pic***
I’ve never found anything at H & M to be impressed by…buttaraum what happened to Dereon? is it not fun like H & M?
Beyonce is a sorceress. Sources say that she went back in time and gave Magic Johnson that shyt.
I want a pair of those wedge sneakers!!!!!!
So no more Dereon? How you the face for something else when you have a line?
Chan I left you something downstairs
And I like H&M…not everything but they are nice. I wonder if Beyonce’s footwear was from H&M as well?
NaijaGal says:
I’ve never found anything at H & M to be impressed by…buttaraum what happened to Dereon? is it not fun like H & M?
^^^
My mom is a size 8. She was highly pressed she had to get a 12 because she had too much hip and a lil bootay for some pants she liked out of there.
Miany says:
@Chan… We gonna shake this divorce mess OFF!!! A new beginning is in store for you. That’s something to celebrate…If the end of the marriage makes you sad –We gonna thank the lord for another day, another oppourtunity to meet a person better suited for u. Smile! If you don’t feel like smiling just do it!! Be happy, if you can’t see it in you, fake it till u make it.
I want a pair of those wedge sneakers!!!!!!
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I brought a black pair from DSW and when I tell you I love them!!!! They are sooo comphy!!! And make my feet look small.
I like the concept of the first pic but, her breasts are always oddly positioned in many of her shots rather they be in print or a snapshot off the street. Sometimes she has breasts and sometimes she doesn’t and they are sometimes very far apart even when standing. It is really confusing. I could not wear those shorts because I don’t like the high waist look. I think with “Bow Down” she was trying to have a RhiRhi edge to her and it simply didn’t work. She is a light skin chick under Loreal’s box color spell. She will never have that gangster edge about her. I’m from Houston and she doesn’t have street cred there. Stick with the suburb crowd Bey. That’s where your money is.
iAmChan says:
Beyonce is a sorceress. Sources say that she went back in time and gave Magic Johnson that shyt.
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@naija…never seen what chicks see in H&M. We were invited to the grand opening of the South Beach store…. My homie (ghey) was too excited like…..ooooooh we there! I’m like “ummm….not I”… H&M aint nothing but t-shirts, day dresses and jeans??? What’s the fuss about.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
**looks at second pic**
Man, Beyonce a few months away from just disappearing with all that skin bleach she must be using.
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I was thinking the same thing BISH is too damn light. Usually u get darker as you get older this bish did the reverse.
@ Miany, Diva, Nakeya and VA (minus the gravi)
iAmChan says:
Can someone tell @ VA that I missed her too, but I can’t directly font with her because of that thing in her avi. Thanks in advance.
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Love you too BabyDaddy.
H&M aint nothing but t-shirts, day dresses and jeans??? What’s the fuss about.
High fashion it is not however.
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And for me, that’s great! I need to be comphy when I am with the kid!
I do need to check out H&M…They have three stores in CO now
I really wish these companies would use someone other than B..
There are plenty of other models, actresses, etc in the world other than ‘Mrs. Carter’
I’m telling yall, don’t trust that Beyonce. I know the truth, I can share, but…*whispering* She got stans…and they be watching..
I can buy H&M tops, accessories and STRETCH pants. Their sizes are euro sized and their pants don’t like us non-euro folks.
My mom is a size 8. She was highly pressed she had to get a 12 because she had too much hip and a lil bootay for some pants she liked out of there.
see H&M is the anti NY & Co cause NY&Co will make you feel good about life…she’s probably a 6 in NY&CO…yeah I think that’s why I can’t get into them, they’re made for hungry looking white guhls
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iAmChan says:
@ Miany, Diva, Nakeya and VA (minus the gravi)
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Oh, but you have NOOOO problem with Diva’s gravi? That’s some bullcrap!
Never trust a chick that can be brown skinned and a red bone at the same damn time.
All I know is found me some cute dresses their, that didn’t cost me a arm and a leg, some really cute outfits for my daughter there
and need to make a trip back to H&M this weekend 
love H&M
Fugg Yeah!!!!!! Go Bey!
Mr. Marquez
Hello handsome.
her breasts are always oddly positioned in many of her shots rather they be in print or a snapshot off the street. Sometimes she has breasts and sometimes she doesn’t and they are sometimes very far apart even when standing.
Maybe she should call Kelly’s doctor.
^^^ I never notice breasts cuz I have so much I kinda hate breast….I’m always looking at hips and azz cuz I kinda lack in that department
iAmChan says:
I’m telling yall, don’t trust that Beyonce. I know the truth, I can share, but…*whispering* She got stans…and they be watching
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whisper it in my ear. I promise no one else will here you. I AM NOT A STAN
Never trust a chick that can be brown skinned and a red bone at the same damn time.
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*sings* At the same damn time, At the same damn time.
Lol. Yeah uhh I liek her and all but I am super over her blond hair sprite woman look. *Disclaimer* I do like Sprites.
why does the person in @ Divas gravi have a black X hair style?
ReadingIsFundamental says:
I can buy H&M tops, accessories and STRETCH pants. Their sizes are euro sized and their pants don’t like us non-euro folks.
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You right cause I had to get a size 6 in some jeans in there and they was even kinda snugg
I’m telling yall, don’t trust that Beyonce. I know the truth, I can share, but…*whispering* She got stans…and they be watching
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*looks around* It’s safe, tell us! lol lol lol
ReadingIsFundamental says:
Mr. Marquez
Hello handsome.
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hey…how has ur day been so far
1st pic is hot!! Go Bey…keep stacking those checks
iAmChan says:
Beyonce is a sorceress. Sources say that she went back in time and gave Magic Johnson that shyt.
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I’ll be in the Chi tomorrow. I
their Chicago stores. Can’t wait!
see H&M is the anti NY & Co cause NY&Co will make you feel good about life…she’s probably a 6 in NY&CO…yeah I think that’s why I can’t get into them, they’re made for hungry looking white guhls
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From downstairs:
Janet need to have several. I saw the show and Wendy wasnt out of pocket she asked Tat what was her view from her experience being that no one has asked her that specifically and she said that Janet and her was close off camera and she taught her how to ride a horse. Tat said that she felt the negative vibe but she was young. Wendy nodded and on the next subject. Janet get the fck over it. Alfonso was asked the same chit last year and she aint say nathan. Bitter bishes get on my last nerve
Now to this post the pics are cute
Morning Everyone
Chan
I’m SO tired of this woman!!! 
O and I luv H&M too
Nakeya_j says:
See we didnt have H&M in Miami for a long time and folk used to brag bout going to Palm Beach- I think that’s where it was- for H&M….so when I was in Vegas I walked in the store and was like 
THIS is what ALL the hype is bout.
H&M aint nothing but t-shirts, day dresses and jeans??? What’s the fuss about.
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And for me, that’s great! I need to be comphy when I am with the kid! High fashion it is not however.
^^^I understand that. I like to be comfortable too but, I can get that stuff anywhere…
My nigga Bey is bout them CHECKS
:whistles: This 8 ball & MJG “Space Age Pimping” my chit
Pickachu Tran says:
see H&M is the anti NY & Co cause NY&Co will make you feel good about life…she’s probably a 6 in NY&CO…yeah I think that’s why I can’t get into them, they’re made for hungry looking white guhls
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thats why I dont shop there… I pass that bish and go right next door too Forever 21
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Haaven’t been in that store in years
they clothes use to run small has forever 21 changed ?
Gagirl
Mr. Marquez, my day is going lovely. Thank you for asking.
Pumpkyn my dahhhhhhhling
@reading your very welcome
Wearing a pair of size 4 NY&CO pants RIGHT NOW…Mind you I aint NEVA been a real life size 4 My first pair of numbered jeans were size 7/8 but, I like the way NY&Co is playing with me
I shop at H&M (hell the flaghsip on 5th ave is right here from me) its one of those shops were I find cute stuff but you have to look. I just need patience to go there because all my pants from that store are diff sizes. Luckily I am not hung up on size but rather what fits. Speaking of they have a 50% off sale that Im gonna hit for lunch
Beyonce chopped off DJ Paul from 3 6 Mafia’s arm.
ON TOPIC: I like the pics BUT UM.. I am so tired of Beyonce. You and yo husband worth 775 million. Please GO TAKE SOME TIME OFF on an ISLAND with blue baby for a few years… I know there were other ppl out there who could have promoted H&Ms summer line
Pumpkin
Harlem
Diva..sorry for my slip of the tongue downstairs. (wow that could be taken so many ways. But you know what I mean.)
Im so tired of this marilyn monroe woman on my damn screen
@ Jenie
The H&M in Vegas is a
if thats Vegas first introduction I would never shop there.
Space Age Pimping
that song!
You and I, me and you situation gettin sticky
Your mouth is sayin no but your body’s sayin stick me
Lick me
don’t be afraid of what your friends say
rappers get dat ass
then be outta here like yesterday
but not tonight
you look so tight
it feels so right
this indo got me pervin
let’s go hop in my Suburban
and ride til we get to where you want to be
no matter how far
just call me Oball baby to me your the superstar
@ Wearing a pair of size 4 NY&CO pants RIGHT NOW…Mind you I aint NEVA been a real life size 4 My first pair of numbered jeans were size 7/8 but, I like the way NY&Co is playing with me
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VA
hey hun
jeniefrumdabloc says:
Pickachu Tran says:
see H&M is the anti NY & Co cause NY&Co will make you feel good about life…she’s probably a 6 in NY&CO…yeah I think that’s why I can’t get into them, they’re made for hungry looking white guhls
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thats why I dont shop there… I pass that bish and go right next door too Forever 21
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Haaven’t been in that store in years they clothes use to run small has forever 21 changed ?
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I haven’t had any problems… I just stay clear of their blazers because they always look so awkward.
iAmChan says:
bye
Beyonce chopped off DJ Paul from 3 6 Mafia’s arm.
Mr. Marquez, I’ll come sit on your screen.
Beyonce chopped off DJ Paul from 3 6 Mafia’s arm.
chit if she’s available I got a few folks that need some tending to 
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I LIVE FOR ASOS!!!
ASOS > H&M
Eevryday yall let me know I aint (all the way) crazy…
NY and Co.. I wear an extra small top.
ma’am? Imma FULL 36C and have slightly broad shoulders.
I did discover H and M in ATL.. I like the place. It aint high fashion but those dresses and skirts work for everyday folks like myself… The have nice accessories that I don’t know what to do with but cool to look at.
ReadingIsFundamental says:
Mr. Marquez, I’ll come sit on your screen.
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@ Vdot
:whistles:
the way you made a nigga laugh
I had to getcha
and when I saw that ass pass
I had to hit cha
ya makin me fight against my will
What must I do?
[Would ya kill for me?]
Ya if my life in danger too
[Even steal for me?]
Ya if that shit belongs to you
[Then feel for me?]
Ya if the way you act is true
Who knows
fine clothes
Lexus doors you’ll be closin
when you become one of the chosen
hoes in different places
different faces
different cases
got me tied like shoe laces
no mistake this MJG
@MsHarlem… The whole mall in Vegas to me was blahhhh….Based on the walk through of the Vegas store I dayum sure didn’t wanna go into the South Beach store. Most of yall seem to find cute pieces on sale there sooooo maybe I should pop my head in H&M this weekend.
I have heard of this ASOS before, cocoabana I think…. Is it safe to go look at while Im at work
Jenie my love
back at cha
Anybody ever have they electric shut off??
#DJM
NaijaGal says:
I’ve never found anything at H & M to be impressed by…buttaraum what happened to Dereon? is it not fun like H & M?
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Someone hid the bedazzler from Tina so Dereon is headed to Wal Mart
I have heard of this ASOS before, cocoabana I think…. Is it safe to go look at while Im at work
and you can probably find some discount codes too…they have reasonable and very expensive pieces
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Anybody ever have they electric shut off??
you aight?
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ummm
MIANY the one in Miami is ok its def wayyyyyy better than Vegas and the setup in Miami is nice. They should of brought out the concious collection by now with more spring like colors. You will find something. Its across from starbucks on the second floor. Vegas mall was wack to me too but I shop all the time so Im one of those that will walk out of someplace with something.
so who saw Robin Thicke’s (wonder how thick he is, but I digress) new video? with Pharelle and TI I can only imagine how much coke and pills were on set
NAIJA, PUMPKIN, BOOT, TY ETC yall blind?
LadyLew says:
So no more Dereon? How you the face for something else when you have a line?
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Ain’t nobobdy looking for DEREON!!!!!
Anybody ever have they electric shut off??
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Anybody ever have they electric shut off??
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When I was in grade school. The struggle was real back then.
MissHarlem says:
From downstairs:
Janet need to have several. I saw the show and Wendy wasnt out of pocket she asked Tat what was her view from her experience being that no one has asked her that specifically and she said that Janet and her was close off camera and she taught her how to ride a horse. Tat said that she felt the negative vibe but she was young.
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Tat, Tat, Tat What the fcuk, man
(love that scene in ‘Menace II Society’)
I luvs it
FOR EVERY STAMP OF DISAPPROVAL, SHE GETS A LUCRATIVE STAMP OF APPROVAL
MY KIND OF GIRL, GET IT BEY
WINNING!
It’s a lil boy who was burned by his friends (over some video game or something) when he was 13 (2009)… He is now 18, He done got pulled over with crack possession, marijuana possession and oxy… He’s been released on 6k bond…. When I saw that story all I could think is young folk playing with crack
@ Boot yep when I was living @ home
I guess I asked the wrong board
$500 unexpected auto repair bill…
through my tears…
Hey Miss
Ty says:
NaijaGal says:
I’ve never found anything at H & M to be impressed by…buttaraum what happened to Dereon? is it not fun like H & M?
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Someone hid the bedazzler from Tina so Dereon is headed to Wal Mart
^^ Tina been cashing walmart checks for a few years now…ALL the clothes are hideous but, it’s still in there so Im sure someone is wearing it.
Beyonce planted that weed on Rihanna’s tour bus and sold Keyshia Cole’s momma her first crack rock.
No, @ Harlem Shaker
just preoccupied lookin for apts for my cuz 
No judgement at Boot. Me and Pumpkin was almost evicted. Shyt is real
KY
I know the EXACT scene. Hell her name long and I will def get it wrong
BOOT girl yea I did in college my first apt and I love candles so I just said ah well fck it I been meaning to light these bishes. I lit them candles and rolled up and had a great sex session that night
chit happens
MISSH
sorry I was too busy envying your travels…you ole well traveled and learned heifer…my apologies big sister gorgeous one, this rosebud is still working on being hot and fresh…bread 
@Boot Girl that chit has happened to me before…Don’t worry about me judging you…
Chit, some of my bills get paid on disconnect notice only
ION give a fuck what anyone has to say…
There are agencies that will help you pay it to get it turned back on…Do you have 211 in your State? Or you can call the electric company and ask them about agencies that will assist you with utility payments…or if you have a young one, some utility companies will turn it back on if you get a note from your child’s pediatrician saying it is detrimental to have your power off.
I forgot to tell yall I got in a car accident Saturday. Fudged my truck up too…..out of all things to jump on the highway, a damn goose flew in the middle of it.
Keya was that you I saw considerin goin back 2 school
@Bootcamp…Call em for an extension… FPL cut me off when I was laid off…I called for an extension but, they aint gimme it. I called back asked for a manager she said no politely… I called again, asked for a manager Told them I need power, gotta phone and aint afraid to keep calling…I READ the BILL OF RIGHTS… I told em how many years they’ve been direct debiting my bill str8 from my account, BEFORE The due date.. I told they azz they got the whole state locked in a monopoly, told them I would report em to the BBB, etc. She reconnected my svcs. Gave me the extension and waived the deposit requirement (they wanted $300 cuz it got cut off)
Beyonce planted that weed on Rihanna’s tour bus and sold Keyshia Cole’s momma her first crack rock.
Beyonce just fcuking everybody up 
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iAmChan says:
Beyonce planted that weed on Rihanna’s tour bus and sold Keyshia Cole’s momma her first crack rock.
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I CANNOT with you today
Did she also gouge out Bushwick Bill’s eye and shoot Biggie & Tupac?
#RealQuestions
I lit them candles and rolled up and had a great sex session that night chit happens
this!
^^
BOOT – call your electric company and speak wo a supervisor and keep going up until something can be worked out…you gotta be proactive though
@Miss, but it’s cold outside and snowing…I’m making an appt. with the State Services place but, they’ll say have to much income…push comes to shove, I’ll chill at my sister’s until next Friday….
Did she also gouge out Bushwick Bill’s eye and shoot Biggie & Tupac?
#RealQuestions
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she’s really the one that told Anna Mae to eat the cake…Ike refused to snitch
out of all things to jump on the highway, a damn goose flew in the middle of it.
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hope you ran over it
Bootcampgirl says:
@Miss, but it’s cold outside and snowing…I’m making an appt. with the State Services place but, they’ll say have to much income…push comes to shove, I’ll chill at my sister’s until next Friday….
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Who’s your utility company? Chit.. I’ll do some research for you…
#Helpful
NaijaGal says:
Did she also gouge out Bushwick Bill’s eye and shoot Biggie & Tupac?
#RealQuestions
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she’s really the one that told Anna Mae to eat the cake…Ike refused to snitch
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Eat the cake, Anna Mae
:hugs: Harlem
Watch it Chan I might have to report u to King Bejesus the head of the Beyhive Stan club
From upstairs:
Loyal reader Dalisha sent these photos with no accompanying text, which does seem a bit suspicious…
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Bad, bad lace front *slaps hand*
PUMPKIN
all is forgiven 
@Ky, Delmarva Power
The invisible part on Morning Glory looks like Moses parted it for ALL the Israelites to walk through it.
@Boot and what State are you in?
Good day folks…
I missed the Jhanee post…
Can YA FEEEEEEEEL… the magic in my hands
When I TERCH… and rub YEW the rightttt way
@ NaijaGal I hit it. it was FLYING that low. It tore up the grill on my truck, busted the full passenger headlight and pushed the fender so far back that the passenger side door wouldn’t open. I honestly think that Beyonce is behind this too.
@Boot Delaware?
Morning Glory
KyCakes says:
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Tat, Tat, Tat What the fcuk, man
(love that scene in ‘Menace II Society’)
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(Sam Jackson)You owe me some money too n*gga
(Ezelle)Hell naw but here ya go!
@Ky, yes
ITS SNOWING
Morning Glory…..Not an ugly chick. Less is sometimes more. The hair….Ion know. Im kinda done. she aint ugly though
STA-ROKE applied WIF TEND-A-NESSSS
When I HOLD… and rub YEW the rightttttttt way
*Goes to see the Morning Gory
Sorry, but the MG needs to stay made up…
NAIJA my
it just dont feel right not gettin your love. I travel enough for the both of us. But my next real travel is the west coast this summer. Down south dont count.
BOOT KY def has valid points take her up on it. They will def help you or if you state you have someone living with you on disability *cough* lie *cough* that will help. I have done that for YEARS
Good Morning Smonae..
@Boot camp… did you call? Seriously the first few supervisors will keep saying no but.. they get tired of you. Eventually someone feels sorry or realizes that you wont quit calling…they will give you an extension and cut it back on.
Morning Glory
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I’ve had enough Sandra, be prepared to served cause you can’t keep assaulting me like this with no repercussions
soo much fukkery going on with that afternoon nightmare. I couldn’t get past that 4-lane highway she call a part
Where is said Morning Glory? BRB.
Dalisha sent these photos with no accompanying text, which does seem a bit suspicious
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B/c her real birth name is Derrick. Thats why
Why the fugg must my lunch time come when there is a MG with a face only a mother could love
@Mainy
YEs,Michael Brewer.
NAE
MIANY chit bills dont stress me not even rent. Hell Sprint is the only bill that I pay when I get a text to do so the others I pay on time-ish with reluctance
when there is a MG with a face only a mother could love
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I am sure his mom loves him alot.
That MG post is a set up Sandra. Somebody got mad at ol’girl and submitted her pics. I can’t imagine someone would really send that over. She got attacked by wet cats before every shot. just bad.
@SANDRA
no accompanying text,Deserves COMMENTS ON!!
Beyonce stole Morning Glorys edges ANNNDD locked Michael Baisden out of this radio show. She diabolical bruh.
#bleachesmyeyes
I’m about to call again…
MG doesn’t look that bad, but why it look like she may have a couple of stab wounds or cigarette burns
and death to the quick weaves 
THE MG is channeling Ru Paul & Miss Lawrence
:hugs: Mainy
Pickachu I’m so ready for the cold weather to end, it was 70 last friday and today it feels like 10, thats the Midwest for ya
That THIRD PIc,Ummmh her Wig is Slipping or Sumpthin ChiLLLe
Lord he’p meh! I HAD to come out of lurk mode (good morning e’rybody) to comment on that damned morning gory. And, I consider myself a kind person — even when I being funny as hell — um, but, um
In one pic she looks OKAY…the others she looks scary. Manly. Hung over. Like those tatts are hiding bullet and/or knife wounds. Good God Almighty!! Chickie had me makin’ a rare trip over to the emoticons page! Sh!t
*in my Meth voice from How High* Roses get ’em
That’s a phuckin man!
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Just one look…and I knew…knew…knewWWWWWWWWWWWWW
You know what? I just CANNOT with these dang MG’s nomore. WTF is goin on round here? Is the heffa just trying to get some material for her comedy act or what?
:wave: MzHarlem,BOOT and RIF
So, don’t they give like 90 days worth of notices before shutting of the electricity giving you time to call and make arrangements and plead for time? I’ve gotten a 15 day notice before because I didn’t pay that little 35 bucks for three months so, it added up to over a hundred dollars. I just went online and put in a payment plan. This was about six years ago. Have they started shutting sh*t down over one month or are you now just waiting until the last minute to figure something out?
Which one of yall is Dalisha?
iAmChan says:
Beyonce stole Morning Glorys edges ANNNDD locked Michael Baisden out of this radio show. She diabolical bruh.
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MissHarlem says:
that Morning JOKE is a fckn MANNN baby. April fools came early this year whoo lawd
*in my Meth voice from How High* Roses get ‘em
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Miany says:
Morning Glory…..Not an ugly chick.
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From your lips to God’s ears chile.
@Boot Ok…according to Delmarva, you can call 211 to get lists of agencies that will assist you.
They also have something called a medical alert form. If you call Delmarva, they will fax it to you. Fax it to your Doctor and your Doctor will sign the form stating it is necessary to have your power restored. Once your Doctor faxes that back to Delmarva, call them repeatedly to make sure they received the form and to give you an ETA on when power will be restored. I spoke with a very nice young man named James… (sounded kinda cute, too)
Or…you can write hot check. If you get paid next Friday, chances are Delmarva will run it through your account twice and by the time payday rolls around next week, the check will clear. Even if it doesn’t, once power is restored, you are in full control to set up payment arrangements with them, where a portion of your balance will be due and payable with your current balance. They can generally extend that out six months on a residential account.
Hope this helps, honey. Keep your head up!
hey luvin. xo
TO MY HOMIE PRYNN :2dance: DONT FORGET TO PUT YOUR COINS IN THE BANK HUN
for my homie who aint here 
Smonae
Drag city
iAmChan says:
Beyonce stole Morning Glorys edges ANNNDD locked Michael Baisden out of this radio show. She diabolical bruh.
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I.HATE.YOU
@ Bird says: From your lips to God’s ears chile.
Jesus welp.
I say we have seen worse morning glories though
like that sea monster a while back 
DahLISHA NEEDS her a.s.s.whopped for that lil training bra she thank she stuntiN in Da Fugg
DAHLISHA i hoPe ur reading these comments,DaHlisHa DONTCHU EVA EVA NEVER EVER TAKE NOT NAANNH OTHA PIC! eva!
LUVIN
DUBB
I see we being nice so far *looks at watch to do a countdown bc this chit wont last*
KY my bish bc Im in the middle of something besides work and fonting yall so I couldnt do that
Yeah her ededs are done
too many lacefronts 
MissHarlem says:
*in my Meth voice from How High* Roses get ‘em
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You…ol’ lace front wearing, she-looka-like-a-man looking, Telephone book ripping, tatted up, no lotion using MG
Sandra I was just playing…Don’t ban me for falling into Harlem’s trap…
#TheBananaInTheTailpipe
LeTTuce Pray
Hints that Morning Boogabear is a man…
It aint got nan tittday. Just lil bumps.
luVn_liFe… says:
DahLISHA NEEDS her a.s.s.whopped for that lil training bra she thank she stuntiN in Da Fugg
@MissHarlem… I used to stress the fugg out bout bills (still do a lil) but, I got laid off and it was a blessing in disguise. Put all that bill shii in perspective. Even without a job I was well provided for. Even today making almost half of my previous salary, I don’t NEED anything. God figures it all out for me and god already know money/debt can’t kill me sooooo as long as my creditors aint the mafia I pay when I pay.
@Luvn… Yeah man.. Made me really sad about the crack cuz I know it’s just the beginning for him..Hate to see anyone get on that, especially so young…When ‘The Wire’ ended and the lil one started crack, I cried.
luVn_liFe… says:
DahLISHA NEEDS her a.s.s.whopped for that lil training bra she thank she stuntiN in Da Fugg
DAHLISHA i hoPe ur reading these comments,DaHlisHa DONTCHU EVA EVA NEVER EVER TAKE NOT NAANNH OTHA PIC! eva!
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Ced the Entertainer voice
I AINT FINNA CALL NO GROWN MAN DELICIOUS!
JENIE
but at least said sea monster gender wasnt in question so have we really seen worse? 
She done pulled out the Boogabear lawd have mercy
luVn_liFe… says:
DahLISHA NEEDS her a.s.s.whopped for that lil training bra she thank she stuntiN in Da Fugg
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So…what you’re saying is, If you wouldn’t wear shoes because you have no feet, why would you wear a bra with no boobies?
Got it….
#GoingToHellWithGasolineDrawsOn
Hints that Morning WildaBeast is a man…
All the shots have a head tilt or arms over his head.
Helps hide that pesky gatdayum Adams Apple.
@KY
Alot of stuff in the wash aint CLEAN!! 
Ive been reading this book on line bout Wayne Williams and the murders
Morning Boogabear
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that_VA_thickchick says:
luVn_liFe… says:
DahLISHA NEEDS her a.s.s.whopped for that lil training bra she thank she stuntiN in Da Fugg
DAHLISHA i hoPe ur reading these comments,DaHlisHa DONTCHU EVA EVA NEVER EVER TAKE NOT NAANNH OTHA PIC! eva!
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Ced the Entertainer voice
I AINT FINNA CALL NO GROWN MAN DELICIOUS!
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I HOLLERED….I hate’chu VA…
Hints that Morning BagFace is a man…
NOOOOO azz shots were sent.
Then we will see the other side of the tuck chile.
MIANY exactly :fistbump: hunty a bill is the last or the least I will ever worry bout. College trained me bout that. I pay all my chit though and credit is on its way to being A1 cant touch a bish status but I still aint stressing. Two tears in a bucket
KY
my bish bc I read that in his voice. Ahhhhh you always know the scenes I font
Ced the Entertainer voice:I AINT FINNA CALL NO GROWN MAN DELICIOUS
@KY
What IMsaying ISSSS she should thru on a sportsBRA other than that Dollar TREE TRAINING BRA!!!
ole girl kinda favors Dutchess in the mouth area
Thanks @Ky
Hey Luvn
The Afternoon Wood has a good tuck game.
Lawd take me
drag city 
So, don’t they give like 90 days worth of notices before shutting of the electricity giving you time to call and make arrangements and plead for time?^^^ Nah… I know they didn’t give me 90 days.. sent a bill, sent a notice, sent the man with tools in tow to my front door.
dang that blackened zalad was the bidness!
MissHarlem says:
KY my bish bc Im in the middle of something besides work and fonting yall so I couldnt do that
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No worries…I have a ‘save the world’ mentality…
Besides, I’m in a holding pattern on a lot of things…
Don’t let Bad know I got the temp title of your bish, cause whew lawd…
She said bagface I am officially done
jeniefrumdabloc says:
Lawd take me
drag city 
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Drag City, bish, drag drag city, bish….
10, 10 ,10, 20’s on your penis, bish
marquez269 says:
auntie where did you find these roses I swear I cant deal with yall anymore
The Playa’s club or Magic City
Anytime @Boot
Maybe its a pre Halloween Morning Glory? No? Welp I tried
KY lawd she will shank me via text and on here
I just noticed that there’s a cat laying on Morning Glory’s chest. I thought that was part of her Moses weave.
KyCakes says:
jeniefrumdabloc says:
Lawd take me drag city
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Drag City, bish, drag drag city, bish….
10, 10 ,10, 20?s on your penis, bish
___________________________
Go NOW
KyCakes says:
jeniefrumdabloc says:
Lawd take me drag city
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Drag City, bish, drag drag city, bish….
10, 10 ,10, 20?s on your penis, bish
_________________
Yeen shat
and I’m not either, cause why I was singing this too before you fonted it 
:fistbump:
marquez269 says:
auntie where did you find these roses I swear I cant deal with yall anymore
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Ratchet attract ratchet. You see the Kang of Ratchett himself Deion “Flamboyant as a gay man” Sanders done hunted her down.
LSLH says: just noticed that there’s a cat laying on Morning Glory’s chest.thought that was part of her Moses weave.
marquez269 says:
auntie where did you find these THORNS I swear I cant deal with yall anymore
There fix it for ya
luVn_liFe… says:
@KY
Alot of stuff in the wash aint CLEAN!! 
Ive been reading this book on line bout Wayne Williams and the murders
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Did the book say if they ever gave Wayne a lie detector test? Not saying that’s the be all and end all, but I’d be curious…
I know this person is a local Atlanta tranny. I know it I know it I KNOW IT. Somebody up here knows Derrick dayum it! Please tell him he is on misconduct for that ish.
Morning GloryWood is not pleased with our comments.
@Marquez and @Jenie got me weak ova here….
Sawwy
I was really tryin’ to be shat today…honest I was…
Maam…Dalisha…delicious?…y the cat?
@KY
Nope,other than the early Ones he agreed to.. Alot of others that wer Killed they never talked about or added to the list.
Just alot of FcuKerY
the Killings didnt stop after he was arrested either AND ther wer a Few girls too
it only took DUBB 2 mins from my countdown she will never ever ever. Ever ever? Be chit
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Maybe tamarrah? Wait its Friday…
Maybe next week? Wait its a holiday week…then and I am on vacation the following week.
The next oppty for me to be chit is Monday, April 8th.
LSLH says:
I just noticed that there’s a cat laying on Morning Glory’s chest. I thought that was part of her Moses weave.
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That Pharaoh struggle weave?
“When Egypt was in Israel’s land….”
You mean to tell me that the person up here saying that they are morning glory is actually a poster among us? I sure hope not.
KyCakes says:
luVn_liFe… says:
@KY
Ive been reading this book on line bout Wayne Williams and the murders Alot of stuff in the wash aint CLEAN!!
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Did the book say if they ever gave Wayne a lie detector test? Not saying that’s the be all and end all, but I’d be curious…
^^ It’s been reported he took a test which was inconclusive. He also had a how to book on how to beat a polygraph…..
San says:
Maam…Dalisha…delicious?…y the cat?
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Because the MG wanted to say she had a puzzy without lying?
something told me to just push refresh but i had to go to the main website…caught that glimpse and dropped my damn popeyes chicken wing and this shiat was high!!!
damn you Morning Glory!
*scratches April 8th of the list too its a Monday. No one is born to be chit on a Monday Dubb
Nice try
IF this poster is among us I will font it to their direction as well. C’mon son by now you lurked enough to know the deal. Generally I dont drag but C’mon SON
@Ky
ALSO A GOOD AMOUNT OF Those Kids KNEW each other;WEird
Chile that damn training bra she has on in one of them pics lawd
come on nah 
Somebody help, I’ve fallen and I can’t get up
#blamethatglory
I now know whatchall be talmbout with the ‘closer’. FOH looking dumb!
Diva
dirty is the right word 
iAmChan says:
You mean to tell me that the person up here saying that they are morning glory is actually a poster among us? I sure hope not.
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I shole hope NOT cause baebay they done CATFISHED us Roses!!!!!
Drag City, bish, drag drag city, bish….
10, 10 ,10, 20?s on your penis, bish
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why must yall take me so early in life
San says:
Maam…Dalisha…delicious?…y the cat?
^^^ She’s tryna let us know why she looks all scratched up… duh!! The cat did it.
DTS
I now know whatchall be talmbout with the ‘closer’. FOH looking dumb!
Da HaYle that suppose to mean IONo bout it;Whats it MeaN??
#shariNisCariN
Kenya/Caramel/blue is that YOU
Somebody said why the cat? Cuz holding one is the closest it’s gonna get to having one
DIVA girlll did you check out Dallas?!
Im gonna be glued to that TV on Monday
Diva says:
iAmChan says:
You mean to tell me that the person up here saying that they are morning glory is actually a poster among us? I sure hope not.
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I shole hope NOT cause baebay they done CATFISHED us Roses!!!!!
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Leave Clock Out and just Leave
Diva says:
iAmChan says:
You mean to tell me that the person up here saying that they are morning glory is actually a poster among us? I sure hope not.
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I shole hope NOT cause baebay they done CATFISHED us Roses!!!!!
______________________
Jenny
fuggs is going on yo? 
That whole post is MISCONDUCT
#hithere
Pickachu Tran says:
Kenya/Caramel/blue is that YOU
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@luVn @Miany I just don’t know…He coulda done it…but then the mentality of a lot of LE is just blame anyone…
Reminds me of the Tim Masters case..This man spent ten years in prison for a crime he didn’t’ commit here in CO. The lead Detective was just making up BS and the Prosecutor was going along with it all. State of CO had to end up paying him 10 million for wrongful imprisonment and that lead Detective just resigned in the last week, so that he couldn’t be charged criminally…
If Wayne did it, you where you ‘posed to be..and iffin you didn’t, retribution will come…
*checks login*
One of y’alls boos lied on Real Gravi Friday.
Part bout this wide | | <<<<<<<<<
But there aint no cocoa butter or shea butter where he/she/it lives? WHy it’s stomach all marked up???
Who is she?
Nah, can’t be! I think SR is just joshing us! 
<–talmbout 'I'mma fix their azzes' 
PumpkinsMama says:
But there aint no cocoa butter or shea butter where he/she/it lives? WHy it’s stomach all marked up???
^^ THE CAT DID IT!
Dalishia or whatever his name is not able to pull off the feminine look. Plus, shouldn’t you wait a few months after a scratch cat fight and lots of cocoa butter before taking pictures?
PumpkinsMama says:
Somebody said why the cat? Cuz holding one is the closest it’s gonna get to having one
<—– but not really, though
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Guilty
I mean, for real…these MG's have GOT to know they're gonna get dragged…very rarely has a MG post went well…That's why Sandy turns the comments off…You have got to have ESTEEM OF YO'SELF to get on SR with an MG request…
Pumpkin :woot:
Chan
Who said that her invisible part looks like a highway median?
the weave ‘closer’ for the ‘part area’
@
K
Y
If Wayne did it, you where you ‘posed to be..and iffin you didn’t, retribution will come…
Dayum, I didn’t notice the cat either until I went back and looked at it.
@ <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers
Hey you!
DTTS
Is that our loyal reader Man, I don’t care as the morning glory? Jesus be a fence…. I want to submit my pics but honey…
deletes my morning wood request
You have got to have ESTEEM OF YO’SELF to get on SR with an MG request…
PUmKin\Smurfette :wave:
Beyonce must of cut Sandra a check to put that thing up so, we can stop talking bad about her box hair color and appreciate that she looks better than what we could be staring at all day instead of her.
iAmChan says:
Who said that her invisible part looks like a highway median?
Not me
but I think it looks like the space that the tractors leave in the corn fields, ya know? 
That’s what I think 
DAWN
iAmChan says:
Who said that her invisible part looks like a highway median?
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I thought his invisible part played the parting of the Red Sea in The History Channel’s adaptation of the Bible. I blame Beyonce and Bow Down
And that right thumb in picture 2 and 7 looks like a big toe of a flicted girl I know.
Hey LuVy
I included you in my roll call this AM
Ok. I just looked at ALL of MG’s pics…
Can someone please tell me why that third pic looks like she got bit by something in the middle of her fivehead and it’s about to swell?
Is you growing a horn or something?
These are real questions…That third pic is struggle for real..
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
You have got to have ESTEEM OF YO’SELF to get on SR with an MG request…
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I am going to send in mines… believe it and I don't care if it his the wood or glory I'm submitting
Beyonce struck fear in Moring Glorys edges….made em evaporate.
Say what now “doesn’t talk to strangers”…talk to me!
I think it was on abc
GO head! Dawn!
@DTTS.. I pray this is true and if true I pray it’s a treatment covered by insurance… I hate cancer.
That Pharaoh struggle weave?
“When Egypt was in Israel’s land….”
^^^^^^^^^^
Red Sea part in her head.
Which one of ya’ll said her part look like crop circles?
iAmChan says:
One of y’alls boos lied on Real Gravi Friday.
____________________
@DTTS
I seen it ON GMA this MOrning,Didnt Pay it much AttN,Still angry it took my mother so Quick
#FCUKCANCER!
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
iAmChan says:
Who said that her invisible part looks like a highway median?
Not me but I think it looks like the space that the tractors leave in the corn fields, ya know? That’s what I think
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Both of ya'll are in got dayum Time Out. You hear me! GET
MzTisch says:
Which one of ya’ll said her part look like crop circles?
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Looks like a country mile
And SEEEEEEEEEEEEE My Dawn-Knee just said the same thing..
DAWN-KNEE you dont luh me no more
Who Dat says:
And SEEEEEEEEEEEEE My Dawn-Knee just said the same thing..
DAWN-KNEE you dont luh me no more
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Yes I is Yes I does
And in the one pic (with her jeans slightly open)….why the hell does she look so slow? She thinks it’s sexy (bedroom eyes), but it comes off like she’s down sinder
(and, yes, I feel kinda bad for using that emoticon for down sinder) 
ReadingIsFundamental says:
So, don’t they give like 90 days worth of notices before shutting of the electricity giving you time to call and make arrangements and plead for time?
_________________
They’re tightening up on past due payments. Georgia Power cut my lights off in January for being 1 month past due. They used to let me go 3 or 4 months past due. I guess they said “fugg this bish.”
Halo, what’s up
The pics look like the BEFORE photoshop. She not bad in the first one.
Just got back from lunch and it was yummy in the tummy. SO what are we talking about Roses?!
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
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Thank the Lord if this is true and it does what it says…
But iffin this turns into some 'I Am Legend' ish?!?
Crop circles, cul de sacs, highway medians Oh My!
@NakeYa
to ur SON Awwwh AND WhatchU Had4Lurnch??
@Luvn
Sorry about your mother. Same thing with my aunt and my ex’s mom. It hurts sooo badly when you really don’t expect it so quickly. I echo the sentiment #FukcCancer
That morning glory is a hawt mess!!! Sorry but ummm it gets worse each post. My IG pics look better than these women’s “professional shots” we gots to do better! That weave is terrible it’s too many people with a virgin hair connect for people to have cheap weave now.
Okay I’m sorry please don’t ban me for wing mean
Miany says:Sorry about your mother. Same thing with my aunt and my ex’s mom. It hurts sooo badly when you really don’t expect it so quickly. I echo the sentiment #FukcCancer
IM GOOD BABES
THanks”
Im still angry but good
MzTisch says:
Which one of ya’ll said her part look like crop circles?
EYE did not say crop circles, I said ‘the parts of the corn field that get plowed’
<–Tractor
They’re tightening up on past due payments. Georgia Power cut my lights off in January for being 1 month past due. They used to let me go 3 or 4 months past due. I guess they said “fugg this bish.”
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So how long after the disconnect notice did they turn it off??
@Pumpkin I sure am. Everyday I keep thinking I need to go back. And I do.
*being
Doesn’t Talk To Strangers, Im googling this now. If so, I would be doing the happy dance.
I’ve had too many friends/fam affected by this 
@The Pearl… I think she looks so funny cuz she aint got no brows.
@Sandra… Georgia Power said fugg you huh?
Sandra Rose says:
ReadingIsFundamental says:
So, don’t they give like 90 days worth of notices before shutting of the electricity giving you time to call and make arrangements and plead for time?
_________________
They’re tightening up on past due payments. Georgia Power cut my lights off in January for being 1 month past due. They used to let me go 3 or 4 months past due. I guess they said “fugg this bish.”
I used to be mad comfortable with paying my power bill every now and again…two, three month’s, whatev….not so much now…
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The thing is, well, I don’t know about other States, but there’s only one power company in CO…Muhfukkas got a monopoly on that ish…and they treat you like chit because they can…where else are you gonna go for power?
Man…If I could live off the grid like my granola brethren do in Boulder? Yeah buddy…
That invisible part was based on a map of the Underground Railroad
@Nakeya…what you wanna study #nosey
HELP!!!
Hubby and I need a business name and quick. He’s already gotten his first gig as an independent contractor and now that he has his first client it’ll be easier to get more. We need a name to put on some cards.
Type of business: Industrial Kitchen Equipment Cleaning
The biggest company I could find to give you an idea is called Hoodz – Kitchen Exhaust Cleaning
He does more than hoods, but that is the biggest part.
HELP!!!!……again. I’m serious.
That Morning Horror has completely disrupted my otherwise peaceful day off…. Ughhh
See, I’m not even trying to go look at the MG, because yall already chopping her and her part up. Uhh if your part is too wide, isnt that just where your bald at? No? ok. Just asking.
See, I’m not even trying to go look at the MG, because yall already chopping her and her part up. Uhh if your part is too wide, isnt that just where your bald at? No? ok. Just asking.
Yall are Reading Morning glory her rights down here..in this here post..She’ll be here to respond in 5, 4, 3, …….. Hopefully she’s a member also besides being a loyal reader.
Sandra Rose says:
They’re tightening up on past due payments. Georgia Power cut my lights off in January for being 1 month past due. They used to let me go 3 or 4 months past due. I guess they said “fugg this bish.”
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Exactly… long as that payment arangement button still work. It buys a few days… I’d hate to run an extension cord from my Mexican neighbors house but I will.
I used to be mad comfortable with paying my power bill every now and again…two, three month’s, whatev….not so much now…
The thing is, well, I don’t know about other States, but there’s only one power company in CO…Muhfukkas got a monopoly on that ish…and they treat you like chit because they can…where else are you gonna go for power?
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^^^^this is the same situation I’m in…
MsOnederful says:
Yall are Reading Morning glory her rights down here..in this here post..She’ll be here to respond in 5, 4, 3, …….. Hopefully she’s a member also besides being a loyal reader.
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Technicially we are dragging her part… by the time it logs in it’ll be tomorrow.
Hopefully she’s a member also besides being a loyal reader.
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Now see. WRONG. Because if in fact she is a member and gets on here to respond to the slaying she is getting, not ONE soul up in here will be shyt. We don’t need that. lol. Nope not ta-day. Please miss, just lurk and be mad. Thanks. Oh and Chan, how you just half ass my interview?! My answers were boring but dag on!
Bird, keep it simple. Can you use your last name?
Good Luck!
Nakeya_j says:
Just got back from lunch and it was yummy in the tummy. SO what are we talking about Roses?!
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There’s a party in my tummy. So yummy, so yummy!
Ditto #316
@Miany Honestly I want to teach little kids. Grades K-4 and write opinionated political articles.
Did yall see/hear that Real (From Real and Chance)…the one with the long hair, is battling Stage IV Cancer?
The devil…I mean Beyonce is busy I say!
KyCakes says:
Sandra Rose says:
ReadingIsFundamental says:
So, don’t they give like 90 days worth of notices before shutting of the electricity giving you time to call and make arrangements and plead for time?
_________________
They’re tightening up on past due payments. Georgia Power cut my lights off in January for being 1 month past due. They used to let me go 3 or 4 months past due. I guess they said “fugg this bish.”
I used to be mad comfortable with paying my power bill every now and again…two, three month’s, whatev….not so much now…
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The thing is, well, I don’t know about other States, but there’s only one power company in CO…Muhfukkas got a monopoly on that ish…and they treat you like chit because they can…where else are you gonna go for power?
Man…If I could live off the grid like my granola brethren do in Boulder? Yeah buddy…
Ky, I own a pc of an energy company, and I provide utilities in 9 states, not CO YET!Everybody saves! I will keep you posted
Nakeya_j says:
Hopefully she’s a member also besides being a loyal reader.
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Now see. WRONG. Because if in fact she is a member and gets on here to respond to the slaying she is getting, not ONE soul up in here will be shyt. We don’t need that. lol.
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I haven’t done a good e-dragging in a long while…
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
Bird, keep it simple. Can you use your last name?
Good Luck!
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I guess we could, but with what? Bird Hood Cleaning Service, Bird Restaurant Kitchen Cleaning Service. Chile I don't know. I'm trying to be a little creative except I ain't.
@ MsOnederful
If she was a loyal poster, she wouldn’t dare say anything. Oh the pain.
DELISHA’s INVISIBLE PART brought to you by the Bobby Jones Expressway and spreadin it wide weaves and wigs
TPtotalpackage says:
That Morning Horror has completely disrupted my otherwise peaceful day off…. Ughhh
TP if thats you in your Gravi ..Let us nominate you to be the next Morning Glory…I think I have a girl crush…..woooooo hooo
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
MzTisch says:
Which one of ya’ll said her part look like crop circles?
EYE did not say crop circles, I said ‘the parts of the corn field that get plowed’ <–Tractor
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@ MsOnederful
If she was a loyal poster, she wouldn’t dare say anything. Oh the pain.
(in my little scrappy voice) She don’t want no problems, problems! hahahahah
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If she was a loyal reader, she already know the verbal beatdown that would take place.
How about:
A to Z Kitchen Cleaning? Since he does more than the hoods.
I haven’t had a good textual sparring session in a long time, other than Twitter, but that’s too easy. Morning Glory….Show yourself!!
A to Z Kitchen Cleaning? Since he does more than the hoods.
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I like that.
To bad you don’t provide in DE
This invisible part was the inspiration for Gladys Knight’s Midnight Train to Georgia.
Bird
Industrial Kitchen Equipment Cleaning
IKEC
Stainless Inc.
Lastname Industrial Cleaning Company
Reputable Industrialized Cleaning
Sorry, that’s all I canthink of right now. Good Luck!
Black_jewel2 says:
Did yall see/hear that Real (From Real and Chance)…the one with the long hair, is battling Stage IV Cancer?
^^^^^^
Oh no! I liked their personalities before VH1 got ahold of them.
HELP!!!
Hubby and I need a business name and quick. He’s already gotten his first gig as an independent contractor and now that he has his first client it’ll be easier to get more. We need a name to put on some cards.
Type of business: Industrial Kitchen Equipment Cleaning
The biggest company I could find to give you an idea is called Hoodz – Kitchen Exhaust Cleaning
He does more than hoods, but that is the biggest part.
HELP!!!!……again. I’m serious.
________________________________________________
Keep You Clean
Hoods and More
The Grime Doctor
This invisible part was the inspiration for Gladys Knight’s Midnight Train to Georgia
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But you sooo were trying to stay off the ain’t shyt list right? *puts Chans name down under Who Dat and Diva*
it’s not that bad… maybe if she raise both her arms and tilt her head 3/4 to the left her part will close. Maybe she should put some tussin on it
@Bird
Bird’s Industrial Cleaning Services
@DTTS yes please do! I despise Xcel Energy
@ MsOnederful says: TP if thats you in your Gravi ..Let us nominate you to be the next Morning Glory……
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Cosign….We’ll be nice.
@Bird
Exhaustive Cleaning Enterprise or ECE?
Keep You Clean (I like this one too)
Hoods and More (Hoods and Thangs…..too ratchet? ok lmao)
The Grime Doctor
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
Go online yo! I saw this morning that there is a new technique to cure cancer. It’s proven and documented! Cancer gone in like 6 days! No joke. They will be testing it out on other kinds. SOmething like putting your own good cells and them killing the bad ones, BUT way different than bone marrow transplants. Revolutionary!!!!!!!!!!
THey are also using stem cells for HIV patients. I think they just cured a baby 
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I read about that too
Maybe she should put some tussin on it
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@ Nakeya_j I can’t help myself.
BIRD
I like the A to Z
or how about a VAriation of both of ur names together
Sandra Rose says:
ReadingIsFundamental says:
So, don’t they give like 90 days worth of notices before shutting of the electricity giving you time to call and make arrangements and plead for time?
_________________
They’re tightening up on past due payments. Georgia Power cut my lights off in January for being 1 month past due. They used to let me go 3 or 4 months past due. I guess they said “fugg this bish.”
———–
GA Power will put ya lights out! 
Come round snatch all the chords up out ya yard.. you two hours late…
Boot, any day now! But you could get paid residually, yes you!
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Bird says:
How about:
A to Z Kitchen Cleaning? Since he does more than the hoods.
it! It says it all, without saying much, and with a name like that, you may be able to venture off into other things 
I
A to Z seems cute.. and Congrats on getting yall first client!!
Nakeya_j says:
A to Z Kitchen Cleaning? Since he does more than the hoods.
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I like that.
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I ran it by hubby and he liked it so we’re going to run with it.
Apparition says:
@Bird
Goes to look up exhaustive 
Exhaustive Cleaning Enterprise or ECE?
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I likey
Nakeya_j says:
This invisible part was the inspiration for Gladys Knight’s Midnight Train to Georgia
Examines part…. What I see is a lady who has a bad hairline. and the part starts where her hairline has ended so she put extra hair on the forehead to cover the fact that her hairline starts at her ears….
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But you sooo were trying to stay off the ain’t shyt list right? *puts Chans name down under Who Dat and Diva*
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#349, deets please
Lawd they been working me like a Hebrew slave! Good Afternoon, how the heck is errybody? What I miss?
Boot, gimme your e-mail agane lol.
I am Licensed in CA, CT, DC, IL, MA, MD, NJ, NY, PA & TX, plus District of Columbia. So if’n you know anybody in these states, and they want to save money, guess what? They can! And you can make money at the same time
Bird says:
Nakeya_j says:
A to Z Kitchen Cleaning? Since he does more than the hoods.
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I like that.
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I ran it by hubby and he liked it so we’re going to run with it.
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Could y’all clean up the morning glory’s part? Murphay’s Oil will clean anything
@Miany — oh, she got brows, alright…they’re just overshadowed by the overabundance of forehead and scalp!!!! (you know ain’t nobody got 3 whole ainches (yes, ainches!) of “baby” hurruh!
Also
A to Z will pop up first on google ADWords . . @BIRD in Fl.I dont about ur state . .
In FL they have a program that will build new small biz Owners a Website for free for the the first 12months Maybe 24
You should look and see if they have it available there
that her hairline starts at her ears….
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The fugg!? Her damn ears?! She might as well chop it all off!! Looking like Lebron out here.
ERMAHGAWD!!! Sandy did right to cut the comments off on the near tranny photos. You know when you see something that ‘just aint right’ and you lean back with your eyes like so->
yea that was me.
Bird says:
Nakeya_j says:
A to Z Kitchen Cleaning? Since he does more than the hoods.
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I like that.
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I ran it by hubby and he liked it so we’re going to run with it.
I see you all tore the MG a new one while I was away @ lunch
Could y’all clean up the morning glory’s part? Murphay’s Oil will clean anything
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*sits helmet on the MG post* She looks slow az hell on some of the pics
the near tranny photos
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@Razzle, I thougth the same thing. I said I was not going to look, then I did, and was lookign at the picture wondering if it was a boy or not. Chiilleee.
ANd then yew got a baby kanye in your gravi
Bedazzled His Razzle says:
ERMAHGAWD!!! Sandy did right to cut the comments off on the near tranny photos. You know when you see something that ‘just aint right’ and you lean back with your eyes like so-> yea that was me.
every time I see yo font ermahgawd I hear Eric Cartman on South Park!
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LadieLeo says:
Lawd they been working me like a Hebrew slave! Good Afternoon, how the heck is errybody? What I miss?
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MY BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
fineshorty2002@
<—-IN HONOR OF STRUGGLE WEAVES ACROSS THE U.S.
when you Know better you do better
O I C
@VA
Um what’s goin on with the gravi, hun
BBL
LeMMe Go GET MY CARB FILLED MSG LUNCH
Thanks for the help yall.
The Morning Guy tucked very well. Maybe herm should teach a class.
Since the MG pics didn’t come with any words I don’t think Auntie shoulda posted em. Clearly that’s someone’s idea of an early April fools or something
Nakeya_j says:
Wut aint worth a damn. Not even shyt today! lol
I’m just being observant tis all. Did you see the pic with the jeans and the bra with no shirt or hairline? Comeon ma gel does alot of things but do not create a hairline werf a dam!
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Nakeya_j says:
the near tranny photos
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@Razzle, I thougth the same thing. I said I was not going to look, then I did, and was lookign at the picture wondering if it was a boy or not. Chiilleee
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look man I’m gonna send some damn photos into be a morning glory.. just gimmie a lil bit to get my abs again. hubby and I said we were going to do a fitness shoot soon this shyt has gotten out of hand
WUT IZ THA PROBLEM!? says:
Nakeya_j says:
Wut aint worth a damn. Not even shyt today! lol
I’m just being observant tis all. Did you see the pic with the jeans and the bra with no shirt or hairline? Comeon ma gel does alot of things but do not create a hairline werf a dam!
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Maybe she should have used some of that ‘hair in a can’..you know..that spray that folks with struggle roots use to give the APPEARANCE of having hair…
Pickachu Tran says:
<—-IN HONOR OF STRUGGLE WEAVES ACROSS THE U.S.
when you Know better you do better
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:scratchin windmill: <—-new emote just for you and your font…
Hell, I’m in rare form today. What else we gon talk about?
I see you all tore the MG a new one while I was away @ lunch
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Not to be RUDE and chit (okay that is a lie)….
But isnt that every tranny’s dream?
An extra new hole?
KyCakes says:
WUT IZ THA PROBLEM!? says:
Nakeya_j says:
Wut aint worth a damn. Not even shyt today! lol
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I’m just being observant tis all. Did you see the pic with the jeans and the bra with no shirt or hairline? Comeon ma gel does alot of things but do not create a hairline werf a dam!
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Maybe she should have used some of that ‘hair in a can’..you know..that spray that folks with struggle roots use to give the APPEARANCE of having hair…
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She did… but she made it more ethnic by givin it a ProStyle topcoat…
Maybe she should have used some of that ‘hair in a can’..you know..that spray that folks with struggle roots use to give the APPEARANCE of having hair…
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Like Phaedra and Cynthia??
Got it
IN HONOR OF STRUGGLE WEAVES ACROSS THE U.S.
when you Know better you do better
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They are not serious….they can’t be…
Who Dat says:
I see you all tore the MG a new one while I was away @ lunch
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Not to be RUDE and chit (okay that is a lie)….
But isnt that every tranny’s dream?
An extra new hole?
bye Who…
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:cartwheel: into
Wondering if the MG is in here talking about her damn self? LMAO
(((on the factory bullhorn)))
Paging Kdub, Chan, and WUT
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She look like an off brand Ciara… you know the Ciara that everybody was saying had a dangalang when she first came out sangin, but had it removed cause she decided she wanted to be a girl.
Who Dat says:
I see you all tore the MG a new one while I was away @ lunch
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Not to be RUDE and chit (okay that is a lie)….
But isnt that every tranny’s dream?
An extra new hole?
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@Bird…how about Bird Kitchen Equipment Cleaning? That lets the potential customer know you ain’t fixin ta come up in there and wax their floors and sh*t.
BIRD – make sure no one else is using the name you pick
@ <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers
You page me?
Wondering if the MG is in here talking about her damn self? LMAO
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Trying not to cry and shyt.
So anyone got any leads on those two terrorist they offering $5 milli for???
Kdub gone somewhere
Goes to look up exhaustive
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You had me go look it up hoping I didn’t look stupid.
While I was googling I found MG’s gubment: Mrs. Isahvius Dassamaan
Isahvius Dassamaan
OMG.. when the gubment name is worse than the stipper/tranny name.
(unless that is a cultural name of some sort then forgive me)
ninjas be finding themseleves at the self check out line with a pack of depends.
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WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHY there was a dude in the Walmart with some baby wipes and some Depends? And I nudged my sister and said I got something to tell YEW when we get outside…I told her…this bish was like (lip quiver) but… I just thought he had an ELDERLY PARENT
Black_jewel2 says:
Wondering if the MG is in here talking about her damn self? LMAO
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WHYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!
Bootcampgirl says:
So anyone got any leads on those two terrorist they offering $5 milli for???
Oh and feel free to share that e–mail with any of your ‘business minded’ friends. I know a guy living in St. Louis (where we are not available yet) but he is earning about $17,000/mo just because he knows a lot of people in the New York/NJ area #realtalk
Where can I find some army print cargo pants for women?
That’s ‘deem yall!
@Strangers
I do got people that stay in Jersey..
Who Dat says:
ninjas be finding themseleves at the self check out line with a pack of depends.
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WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHY there was a dude in the Walmart with some baby wipes and some Depends? And I nudged my sister and said I got something to tell YEW when we get outside…I told her…this bish was like (lip quiver) but… I just thought he had an ELDERLY PARENT
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marquez269 says:
Black_jewel2 says:
Wondering if the MG is in here talking about her damn self? LMAO
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WHYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!
Boot, this business has taken on a life of it’s own yo! I work on it about 3-4 hrs/week, that’s it, that’s all!
DTTS
You running a get rich scheme on SR? I’m calling the American Greed show on you.
And then Pinkachew you got a road on your gravi too
ANCHORAGE, Alaska — A wheelchair-bound double amputee has been charged with shooting and critically wounding an Alaska Wal-Mart manager over a disagreement about a service dog.
Daniel Pirtle, 45, was caught Saturday while attempting to flee the Anchorage store on his motorized wheelchair, according to police reports.
@Tink is this your folk???
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This is as far as I got
R, Get rich
but no scheme. All legal 
If’n you want info, I IFgot you. Just let me know…
Boot, they just have to be 18 yrs old and a US citizen…
*RIF
my skinny fingers must be drunk
feel free to share that e–mail with any of your ‘business minded’ friends. I know a guy living in St. Louis (where we are not available yet) but he is earning about $17,000/mo just because he knows a lot of people in the New York/NJ area #realtalk
THIS
Smells
Of
a PONZI Sceme to Me . . .
Send me some info . . jazzmnehills@
wounding an Alaska Wal-Mart manager over a disagreement about a service dog.
no thanks but, good luck.
I don’t trust fast money unless it’s my n*gga leaving a few extra hundred on the counter when rent is due.
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
And then Pinkachew you got a road on your gravi too
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how do ppl get their parts to be that wide. DAMN these kitchen beauticians
DTTS gonna have the FEDs taking over SR looking for people’s stolen money.
I am doing really well RIF, thank you
I just know alot of business minded people across the country, so that makes it easier for me. People trust my word because they know me…
I feel like the walls are closing in
please.
@NAKEYA…I like. If you love molding young minds go for it. My momma was a school teacher for a while. She taught older kids but, she absolutely loved it. Maybe you can do the political writing online
Like a political blog or something.
people trust my word, cuz i pull a gun on ’em and tellem they should.
Why is it snowing here in VA?!
No new post
SON you belong to 5lynx? THats what that sound like. Cool company just dont have the patience
San Diego’s mayor has ordered a two-month nighttime shutdown of a beach after cameras set up to monitor a seal colony captured people kicking, punching and sitting on top of mother seals and their pups.
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Who in the world would do such a thing?? #bored.com
RIF, some of these SR posters are customers of mine
consultants too! We doing it yo! *gives Thanks to GOD*
lovezoe says:
Why is it snowing here in VA?!
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it was here in portsmouth like around 12:30
got it
No shade to them (at all) but NO
cougar lover says:
people trust my word, cuz i pull a gun on ‘em and tellem they should.
Who gave this man something to drink?
well, amen then.
I heard 5 lynx is legit and u can make money…. but all that upline shyt and building a teams so u can make more money….meh
SON Oh ok
its a great concept its another company that I forgot the name of that was introduced to me like that as well. I just dont have that patience and want my money to come to me 
dont mind me. I can sell a snail salt and known to but I tip my hat to peeps like you
Pinkachew, they are legit
I make more money though
and ION work hard at all…
TRAN it is I know a few people who is TRULY caking off of it but I just cant. I def dont knock any of that hustle
I just had a “I’M GONNA WHOOP SOMEBODY’S ARSE” moment!
The agency director was being a
towards me at the meeting…in front of everyone!
I sent that Y2K clothes and boots wardrobe wearing slug a nicely worded nicety-gram/email. That thing couldn’t do nothing but apologize. I am thinking about taking it higher up!
Sandra Rose says:
ReadingIsFundamental says:
So, don’t they give like 90 days worth of notices before shutting of the electricity giving you time to call and make arrangements and plead for time?
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They’re tightening up on past due payments. Georgia Power cut my lights off in January for being 1 month past due. They used to let me go 3 or 4 months past due. I guess they said “fugg this bish.”
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Hunny they slapped a deposit on my account for 80 bucks, and I always do payment arrangements
and they wouldn’t even let me do a payment arrangement this last time 
and no new post yet 
Where OTB at? Her mayor was arrested this am for DUI. I wonder if they were hanging?
Damn Auntie still has Twon posted and no new post
<—isn't a seller SON, ION got it in me
This is different IMB
I have a Bachelors in Construction Mgmt, so I know everything about supply chains, and now with the Masters I learned how to tear apart a company (research brand,finances etc) and it just made perfect sense to me. I will let you know when the next time I am in NY
I went and took my daily walk came back and no newpost
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
Pinkachew, they are legit
I make more money though and ION work hard at all…
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"i'on work hard" NOW thats sounds like something im interested in
5 lynx was presented to me but a couple of my friends but I just felt like they was doing to much for ME at the time. BUT i dont knock it
LadieLeo says:
Where OTB at? Her mayor was arrested this am for DUI. I wonder if they were hanging?
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Isnt some1 a PurTee thang
Pinkachew, if’n you got friends that aleady do that. I can show them a different company. #realtalk
That company doesn’t produce millionaires, we do. It’s all documented, you can’s lie about financials…
Pickachu Tran says:
lovezoe says:
Why is it snowing here in VA?!
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it was here in portsmouth like around 12:30
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It was in Richmond at dammm 8:00 this morning. Drove to work in it. Now it’s sunny and shat.
<— was gone sell prepaid legal. had me a lil slogan and everything. "if you a hood nicca, need'n to get outta a pinch, and dont wanna spend no time smelling jail stentch. then hit me up, so you can keep hitting licks"
Bootcampgirl says:
San Diego’s mayor has ordered a two-month nighttime shutdown of a beach after cameras set up to monitor a seal colony captured people kicking, punching and sitting on top of mother seals and their pups.
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Who in the world would do such a thing?? #bored.com
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They were white girls.
*eating cool ranch chips* what ya’ll talmbout?
The sad thing is he wasn’t even legally drunk but he failed the sobriety test. Lightweight! I went out Monday I had 3 lemon drops, 2 Scooby snacks, 2 fuzzy navels, a Mexican hooker and a blow job and I was good.
Cougar
im not a salesperson… I suck..if I could get into something that didnt require it or didn’t way so heavy on it I would consider something like that
weigh*
MsDiva’s gravi and Leo calling him a Lightweight!
Anna says:
Bootcampgirl says:
San Diego’s mayor has ordered a two-month nighttime shutdown of a beach after cameras set up to monitor a seal colony captured people kicking, punching and sitting on top of mother seals and their pups.
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Who in the world would do such a thing?? #bored.com
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They were white girls.
^^ Some white kids do the most in the name of fun…… I remember having some neighbors invite me to cow tipping. I told em Ion know enough about cows to do that. What if I push it hard enough to wake it but, not enough to tip it ova dayum cow wouldn’t even haffa run fast to kill me.
Pickachu Tran says:
im not a salesperson… I suck..if I could get into something that didnt require it or didn’t way so heavy on it I would consider something like that
I hear you. I got you. Send me your e-mail.
LadieLeo says:
The sad thing is he wasn’t even legally drunk but he failed the sobriety test. Lightweight! I went out Monday I had 3 lemon drops, 2 Scooby snacks, 2 fuzzy navels, a Mexican hooker and a blow job and I was good.
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Straight to the pokey with all’o’dat
I told em Ion know enough about cows to do that.
So, what happened?
He had only had 3 beers. Ion drink beer but hell I know I could hold more if I did.
Miany says:
Anna says:
Bootcampgirl says:
San Diego’s mayor has ordered a two-month nighttime shutdown of a beach after cameras set up to monitor a seal colony captured people kicking, punching and sitting on top of mother seals and their pups.
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Who in the world would do such a thing?? #bored.com
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They were white girls.
^^ Some white kids do the most in the name of fun…… I remember having some neighbors invite me to cow tipping. I told em Ion know enough about cows to do that. What if I push it hard enough to wake it but, not enough to tip it ova dayum cow wouldn’t even haffa run fast to kill me.
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Include muddin’ in that list..
Diva says:
*eating cool ranch chips* what ya’ll talmbout?
^^ I had a doritos cool ranch locos taco supreme last week. That thang was fie but….I done gave up meat (not man meat just animal meat) soooo I can’t eat that junk no mo.
He’s up for reelection too.
Miany says:
Diva says:
*eating cool ranch chips* what ya’ll talmbout?
^^ I had a doritos cool ranch locos taco supreme last week. That thang was fie but….I done gave up meat (not man meat just animal meat) soooo I can’t eat that junk no mo.
I had the regular dorito taco shell!
To die for!
Lunchtime
bbl
I need a W-2, salary paid the same amount every two weeks, a regular semi-annual bonus schedule, PPO health benefits, two weeks vacation, two weeks sick pay, one week PTO time two computer screens, one ergonomic keyboard, fully stocked office kitchen, no time-clock and a partridge in a mutha-fukking pear tree.
#notnevaleavinmyjob
@Miany & DTTS
ya’ll ate Taco Bell? 
ReadingIsFundamental says:
I need a W-2, salary paid the same amount every two weeks, a regular semi-annual bonus schedule, PPO health benefits, two weeks vacation, two weeks sick pay, one week PTO time two computer screens, one ergonomic keyboard, fully stocked office kitchen, no time-clock and a partridge in a mutha-fukking pear tree.
#notnevaleavinmyjob
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1099
home-based business
over 300 tax write-offs
medical available
<—is leaving as soon as it makes sense
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
I told em Ion know enough about cows to do that.
So, what happened?
^^^ What u mean what happened?? If you ever hung out with white kids as a child you know once they get a stupid idea in their head NO ONE BUT JESUS could zap that thought out their mind…smh… They went. They claimed it was fun. Came back, told me the story I'm like
*that means I’m firing my boss
SON :woot: ok
Smart girl Miany!
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
Smart girl Miany
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aknight5450@gmail is DA EMAIL *goes back upstairs*