Breaking news from gossip website TMZ.com: actress Halle Berry, 46, and her French actor fiance, Olivier Martinez, 47, are expecting a baby boy. Once again, Halle has gotten herself knocked up to try and keep a man. The fact that she’s close to 50 puts her in a high risk pregnancy category.
From TMZ:
Sources connected with the actress and her fiance, Olivier Martinez, tell TMZ … Halle is around 3 months pregnant — based on the pics and some other facts we know … she may be a little further along.
What’s more … they know the sex. It’s a boy.
This could explain why Halle and Olivier were so upset when paparazzi got too close to her earlier this week at LAX while she was carrying soon-to-be big sister Nahla, who is 5.
It’s definitely worth noting … Halle is 46, and Olivier is 47.
More from Sandrarose.com:
Maybe she just wanted another baby
Congrats!
Congrats and all, but don’t you usually have to wait until you’re about 16 weeks to determine the sex of the baby. I mean, it has been 10 years (April 3rd to be exact) since I had a baby but I thought that was the case. Then again with rich people, you never know what they can do.
Congrats to them. Maybe he is crazy enough to handle her
I bet she froze her eggs. :thinks:
On topic: I would say yes. I got the same rotation of 3 dudes since 1999 though. We together for the next 1-2 years; you do something that pisses me all the way off… Imma call the dude I had before you (two times ago).
So I gotta be on good terms with you… b/c I might wanna fugg you agane in 2016.
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Chillle
She done RAN UP ON THE RIGHT MOTHERFuCKER!! U C How Halle lookiN at him from the Kona of her EYE HMM
Such- Technology is great. They can predict at 10 weeks now and confirm later. If you are higher risk, there are certain procedures you get that can confirm very early. I hope that her and this dude last, he seem like he ain’t wrapped too tight.
Oh AND
CONGRATS TO BOFF of Em :woot:
@ PumpkinsMama gonna have to change her name to ChansBabyMama
@SuchA sorry doll…can’t compare your experience to theirs….Did you know science has evolved to the point of CHOOSING the sex of the baby.. Maybe since she already gotta lil girl, they wanted a boy
THE RIGHT MOTHER****ER!!
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Damn I musta Been in my FeeliNGS typing that
lovezoe says:
Such- Technology is great. They can predict at 10 weeks now and confirm later. If you are higher risk, there are certain procedures you get that can confirm very early. I hope that her and this dude last, he seem like he ain’t wrapped too tight.
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Oh really? I didn’t know that. I haven’t had the urge to have another baby since I had my son so I wouldn’t know about that type of technology.
Chan-
Good for her
@OTBeY
4get it
From Downstairs,I Know he did but im :crying1: cause I . . .
if true, congrats to them
Thanks @ lovezoe!
How can you be 3 months and know, unless she had that needle stuck in her stomach
to test that
Somebody (its a toss up on WHO) beat the hearing out that azz (Imma need a hearing test result)<—-wesley snipes did it.
She tried to kill herself over husband number one. (supposedly)<–that was David Justice and she confirmed she thought about it.
Hubby number one is a sess addict. (according to her)<–num 2. Eric. And according to him too!
Baby daddy number one is RACIST. (to hear her tell it)<– White folks will call you a nigga just like we will call them a cracka. I think she blasted him..and that was wrong in my opinion.
See a trend here? Something wrong with ALL OF THEM? REALLY?
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SOmething is wrong with everybody. If you guys dont mesh, you dont mesh. That dont mean ppl crazy. I think its crazy to try to force a relationship to work. I throw my dueces. Seems Halle does too.
lovezoe says:
I hope that her and this dude last, he seem like he ain’t wrapped too tight.
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I was thinking the same thing, like a hot head, he seems like that type that likes to fight men and women
Congrats but I dont care
she gonna get on my nerve in a lil if true. Be on route to go to the paps and then act out when they do what they do :eyeroll: chile
Maybe she just wanted another baby
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Nahlia. Listening to Nahla.
Halle said they pray every night for a baby sister and a bunk bed.
Is Halle still trying to move across the pond?
I thought you had to wait 20 weeks to know the sex???
Congrats to them though
LuVie I reposted you Whyyyy laughing at you.
I get his attraction. If Bey dont want him…you know the rest.
But she do. The heffa dew!
Everyone have a great weekend
@ Chan that’s cool long as Caramel faux azz don’t swirl outta nowhere and bust me in the knees w/an ADT sign.
@ Jenie
she probably did get the amnio (sp) due to her age
When he was 14, Ali al-Khawahir stabbed his friend in the back, paralyzing the victim. The assault earned al-Khawahir a spot in jail — a spot he’s occupied for the last 10 years, the Saudi Gazette reports. Now 24, al-Khawahir either has to pay the victim for forgiveness or have his spinal cord cut, as eye-for-an-eye justice.
Al-Khawahir had originally been expected to pay 2 million Riyal (more than $500,000), but the victim halved the amount after it became clear the sum was too high.
In a translation provided by Reuters, al-Khawahir’s mother told the Arabic language al-Hayat daily that she agreed the victim deserved compensation, “but we don’t have even a tenth of this sum.”
The punishment follows the Islamic principle of “qisas.” In a statement issued Tuesday, Amnesty International likened al-Khawahir’s paralysis punishment to torture.
“That such a punishment might be implemented is utterly shocking, even in a context where flogging is frequently imposed as a punishment for some offences, as happens in Saudi Arabia,” Ann Harrison, the group’s Middle East and North Africa Deputy Director, said.
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Aren’t you glad you were born to the parents you were born too? I am.
From downstairs…
She’s only had about 10 relationships that we know about
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And I just ranned down four/five (five only since we dont know WHO supposedly beat her hearing out her head) that got villified in the MEDIA all b/c SHE said so. I dont buy it. You not telling me that FIVE men out of ten or so are THAT bad.
I was done with her when she said it was the brothas…then she get with yt and there is STILL something wrong. Have a seat Ms. Berry.
You too Jenie.
@Naija…cute pic hun. Lovin the hair!
Good night yall….Have a great weekend and be safe!
@OTB…They all wanna baby with no diaper money. You gotta dodge and weave them mofos….when my future first born asks for a sibling I’m just gonna buy his/her azz a bunkbed and HOPE he/she forgets about wanting a sibling.
@ Chan that’s cool long as Caramel faux azz don’t swirl outta nowhere and bust me in the knees w/an ADT sign.
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I gotcho BACK SIS.
Aren’t you glad you were born to the parents you were born too? I am.
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Thats why I never espouse that chit about leaving the country.
There is a Jack and Jilly blood test that can be done on the Maternal blood as early as 7 weeks to detect the sex.
The test the mothers blood to see if there are any y comosomes. Since we are xx and detection of a y in your blood determines you are having a boy.
Thx @ OTB
@ PumpkinsMama AKA ChansBabyMama –> No worries, it’s just me n u boo. Now come sit on my face…i mean lap baby.
It’s definitely worth noting … Halle is 46, and Olivier is 47.
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Harvey is so ghey and messy. But I love it
Chan that’s cool long as Caramel faux azz don’t swirl outta nowhere and bust me in the knees w/an ADT sign
OutsidetheBox says:
LuVie I reposted you Whyyyy laughing at you.
I get his attraction. If Bey dont want him…you know the rest. But she do. The heffa dew!
^^ (BEY’S speaking voice) I love my husband. AAAH soooo love my husband. I am so in love with him.
Thanks Dubb
lovezoe says:
I hope that her and this dude last, he seem like he ain’t wrapped too tight.
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I was thinking the same thing, like a hot head, he seems like that type that likes to fight men and women
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Women who want to leave him
46 & 47 ain’t what it used to be
anyway, congrats
OTB- I will never leave this country because my political views dont mesh with the big picture. Being that this is a democracy and we vote on what we see fit, there is always room for change…
Now if we end up a third world country, then that’s a different story. We have family in other countries.
I LUV ME SUM HALLE, CONGRADULATIONS
@ Chan come in this here corner and lemme put some icin on ya
And I just ranned down four/five (five only since we dont know WHO supposedly beat her hearing out her head) that got villified in the MEDIA all b/c SHE said so. I dont buy it. You not telling me that FIVE men out of ten or so are THAT bad.
I was done with her when she said it was the brothas…then she get with yt and there is STILL something wrong. Have a seat Ms. Berry.
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Everybody dont have good foresight Dubb. You mightve picked the wrong dude once or twice and learned. I picked the same dude 5 times Dubb. Five times.
I got a fukking 1450 SAT back in the 90s. So I aint “dumb”, but i cant choose them clearly! When it comes to that: IM DUMB. But I aint crazy. I say. 
Black_jewel2 says:
There is a Jack and Jilly blood test that can be done on the Maternal blood as early as 7 weeks to detect the sex.
The test the mothers blood to see if there are any y comosomes. Since we are xx and detection of a y in your blood determines you are having a boy.
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Is this new? What are the stats on this??? my hubby and I are planning (saving) for our second…and we want a girl…
(BEY’S speaking voice) I love my husband. AAAH soooo love my husband. I am so in love with him.
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*Bey stank face* :eyeroll: @Bey
Thanks for all the love yall, I got a plane to catch in a couple of hours tho. New York here I come!!!!!
@Pumpkin – don’t be shy when I come back now….
I’ve been working way too hard today. I’m behind on all of the news. Wesley Snipes is out of the pokey. Good for him! Jay and B are in Cuba for their anniversary. Fantatic for them! I wanna go dammit. The high post cast of LHHATL is shunning poor Diamond and refuse to film with her. Poor Diamond. What else good did I miss?
PumpkinsMama says:
@ Chan that’s cool long as Caramel faux azz don’t swirl outta nowhere and bust me in the knees w/an ADT sign.
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Between your gravi and that comment…you are favorite Rose today!
BBL (in the 6/7 PM hr for the late shift Fuggery)
NY? Chan you is comin to see meh????
OMG
Have fun Chan. :wave: <–condoms, bail money
@ VA
Sessy PM
Dymond
You too dyamond?
Aren’t you glad you were born to the parents you were born too? I am.
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I am convinced that worrisome azz mane…aint my REAL dad
I done TOLD my mama if he not really my daddy… and she dont want me to think bad about her b/c she stepped out on her husband or been lyin to me for 36 years…that she can gone head and tell me NOW. And I swear to JESUS I aint gonna tell nobody
She still riding with the SAME story though. *deep sigh*
Bedazzled His Razzle says:
Black_jewel2 says:
There is a Jack and Jilly blood test that can be done on the Maternal blood as early as 7 weeks to detect the sex.
The test the mothers blood to see if there are any y comosomes. Since we are xx and detection of a y in your blood determines you are having a boy.
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Is this new? What are the stats on this??? my hubby and I are planning (saving) for our second…and we want a girl…
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Not sure how new it is. It was offered to me at 9 weeks in my last pregnancy (2010), and it was accurate. I am having it done again with this pregnancy next week and I will be 12 weeks by then.
Congrats to Halle
and Congrats to @Man. I was expecting less off DFishers pudgy brother, and more of the hell date devil.. Fooled me 
Hi beautiful @Pumpkinsmilf
Hi dymen, bye dymen…bbl
CONGRATULATIONS* Black Jewel2!
I hope you and bombshell esq have wonderful healthy babies
You mightve picked the wrong dude once or twice and learned
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What part of they still in rotation you aint read?
I aint learn shat
She still riding with the SAME story though. *deep sigh*
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@ Pumpkin
Where u at in NY?
Dymond
more of the hell date devil..
@Dub, still though aren’t you glad you were born to your alleged father and mother instead of a family in Saudi Arabia?
OutsidetheBox says:
Have fun Chan. <–condoms, bail money
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Bedazzled His Razzle says:
You too dymond?
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Hey OTB
Dubbzzzzzzzz
well look what the cat drug in… Hey Brendianna, Former Morning Gory
<–air hug
Yall other folks rude as all get out…treat the folks that ain't in the O bad
Congrats & Shyt
They better use lots of grease and oils and chit to ease that baby up outta that old cooch!
What part of they still in rotation you aint read?
I aint learn shat
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Oh chit
I dont think Halle gonna get married no more tho. She told Oprah she wasnt. She just gonna try Baby Mama on for size.
CONGRATULATIONS* Black Jewel2!
I hope you and bombshell esq have wonderful healthy babies
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Thank you dear
I go to work and come back lost. I don’t know what’s going on
Halle is pregnant. Yay! Crazies everywhere unite
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
They better use lots of grease and oils and chit to ease that baby up outta that old cooch!
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Hey ya’ll
Its Spring Time, the pank toes already wearing shorts and its only 58. N-T ways, Halle is giving ole boy, “a negreaux please” or “sitcho arse down somewhere” look. Also coming from downstairs, maybe its the southern girl in me, but I am here for big legged Tamar 
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
swallow her gray coochie hairs too
They better use lots of grease and oils and chit to ease that baby up outta that old cooch!
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u would still hit
You tried Mama Dubb! Aint nothing petty bout her! You know she wouldve told chu
Go look in the mirra. You look JUST like him.”
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EVERYTIME I DONE asked she be all gentle and be like “I’m sorry baby. HE ILL your daddy.
Its just cause he FED me.
There are husband and wives that look alike! CONVINCED I say.
Congrats to Halle and I wish her well with her pregnancy at her age. It’s hard for us older ladies at that age…I had my last at 34 and chile I had a time carrying that baby….in the hospital every week for IV…
Well I just took a swig, but forgot the pineapple pulp was in there? I just spit it out all over
cause I thought something was in my drink.
BBL.
Ya’ll Goat is MIA…I hope he really is ok. He done desserted his new e-bride! We was e-marred one week ago tuhday! I’mma have to get an annulment due to e-abandonment
OutsidetheBox says:
Earlier I poured the juice leftover from my pineapples into my water bottle.
Well I just took a swig, but forgot the pineapple pulp was in there? I just spit it out all over cause I thought something was in my drink.
BBL.
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You thought a man had squired in you drank gal?
@DYMOND
“They better use lots of grease and oils and chit to ease that baby up outta that old cooch!
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u would still hit swallow her gray coochie hairs too
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Can’t do it!
**Mike Singletary voice**
Why errybody >>>
????
Ugh. Im so fukking clumsy.
Wait why the fukk yall got
eyes and chit?
but I am here for big legged Tamar
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Suthern :wave: I like her stumps too. I got some.
You thought a man had squired in you drank gal?
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I got something for you OTB *snickers*
@whodat
OTB
what peeps so shocked for?
Chan that’s cool long as Caramel faux azz don’t swirl outta nowhere and bust me in the knees w/an ADT sign
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And this is what I come back to. LMAO
Tamar has been looking cute (face excluded) pregnant
I had my last at 34 and chile I had a time carrying that baby
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Were all your preggos hard carries?
I want one more. 
I can spit them out (obviously 
) but might need to adopt i’ll prolly be 35 by then.
Bedazzled His Razzle says:
You thought a man had squired in you drank gal?
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See I was going to font the corrected word but ya’ll nasty heffas knew I meant squirt
You thought a man had squired in you drank gal?
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Divurrr
IDK! I just knowed that was a solid, not liquid!
Ion play that chit.
I had my car on the side of I75 yesterday,
<– jumped out cause a bug flew in. 
Diva he gone girl
He gone…..don’t let that break you You is a freak! You hear me ?! A freak! Now lift you head up and rise buck nasty
OutsidetheBox says:
I had my last at 34 and chile I had a time carrying that baby
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Were all your preggos hard carries? I want one more. I can spit them out (obviously ) but might need to adopt i’ll prolly be 35 by then.
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I had (mild) morning sickness with the first one (girl) with my second (boy) child I was sick morning noon and night for 7 months straight. I had a TPN pack strapped to my back chile….for nutrients! I puked so much chile I was puking bowels. almost died iffin it wasn’t for my dr. quick thinking of TPN pack.
All :stop: only gots 2
Can’t do it!
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*Nigga stop lying mouth twist* You wouldnt fugg Halle Berry?
Dymond says:
Bedazzled His Razzle says:
You too dymond?
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I got something for you OTB *snickers*
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<_< Snickers candy..
MissTaken says:
Diva he gone girl He gone…..don’t let that break you You is a freak! You hear me ?! A freak! Now lift you head up and rise buck nasty
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Yeah you right!!! Let me jump back out there and make up for lost freakiness time….Goat yeen shyt nucca (Pinky voice from Friday)
what peeps so shocked for?
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Chit must be in the air?
Or its about us.
Who Dat says:
Why errybody >>>
????
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I saw everyone else doing it so I joined in.
OutsidetheBox says:
You thought a man had squired in you drank gal?
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Divurrr IDK! I just knowed that was a solid, not liquid!
Ion play that chit.
I had my car on the side of I75 yesterday, <– jumped out cause a bug flew in.
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@OTB
“Can’t do it!
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*Nigga stop lying mouth twist* You wouldnt fugg Halle Berry?
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She talkin bout me having gray hairs in mouf tho!
I only
the BEST.
The YOUNG best! How many niggas been in Halle and I’m
??? Um, no.
I was sick morning noon and night for 7 months straight.
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You bout to scare my baby blues right away.
I’d take old cooter over that depleted furby kk got betwixt her legs any day
and speaking of post dated cooter…Hey OTB 
you know damn well you passed 35 two score and 7evral yrs ago 
@ Dymond:
that damn gravi maam
Poor Goat. But I dont think you can get an annullment without him agreeing @Divurr. Like Kim K and Kris H.
You fukk with me, you stcuk with me.
<–Goat and Kris to you and Kim. 
Hey OTBey boo, what’s going on? Yall talking bout delivering babies, let me exit stage right
I don’t know nothin’ bout birfing no babies
speaking of post dated cooter… you know damn well you passed 35 two score and 7evral yrs ago
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too
lmao @Boogie it must have changed…that’s for OTB
go gators 
I’m so embarrassed I gotta get this DCR reprinted.
Red spots everywhere. They prolly gonna think its koolaid cause I’m Black. 
@MissTaken :fistbump: *pulling out that freakum dress* to get back in tha game
Imma good baby birther. Both natural. Big chirens. Well the baby girl was a preemie but she STILL was almost 6 lbs. How much she woulda weighed had she stayed in the whole time IDK. Oldest was 9 almost 10 lbs. But carrying a baby at 18 and then doing it at 28 was two totally different ball games.
I know gatdayum WELL I couldn’t do it at almost 38…and she is almost 48. More power to Halle.
OutsidetheBox says:
Poor Goat. But I dont think you can get an annullment without him agreeing @Divurr. Like Kim K and Kris H.
You fukk with me, you stcuk with me. <–Goat and Kris to you and Kim.
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well I'll gets me anutha e-hubby and maybe a e-baby too 
right I don’t know nothin’ bout birfing no babies
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I done birthed some babies. Recently. Yep. I’m a gangsta
@diva
o really?????? 
They prolly gonna think its koolaid cause I’m Black.
they’re all gonna laugh at you
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She talkin bout me having gray hairs in mouf tho
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Real talk! You only go down on youngins! Like that’s a hard rule for you????
Young girls be so…so loose with it.
Not all. OF COURSE. But we can agree the standards have flexed a bit?
OutsidetheBox says:
I was sick morning noon and night for 7 months straight.
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I have never been sick. Well once, but I lost the pregnancy really early.
You bout to scare my baby blues right away.
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chile I craved errthang under the sun…my hubby would go out and get it. I ate it and soon as it hit my stomach up it came. Even water!!!! I was like is this ever gone be ova…
Imma good baby birther
OTB you know damn well you passed 35 two score and 7evral yrs ago
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post dated cooter
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This part tho. iHollered.
Marquez : Diva forget about you
In Mariah voice :whistle; Tell me what they know about our love
that’s for OTB go gators
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@OTB
“She talkin bout me having gray hairs in mouf tho
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Real talk! You only go down on youngins! Like that’s a hard rule for you????
Young girls be so…so loose with it. Not all. OF COURSE. But we can agree the standards have flexed a bit?”
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Yeah, every hoe DEFINITELY ain’t gettin
And I genertally don’t talk to a woman that much older than me.
I know gatdayum WELL I couldn’t do it at almost 38…and she is almost 48. More power to Halle
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Imma let her have it Dubb. She aint gotta work and chit. i do.
@FORMER GLORY
“I’d take old cooter over that depleted furby kk got betwixt her legs any day ”
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kk = Keyshia Cole?
well I’ll gets me anutha e-hubby and maybe a e-baby too
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Kim K school of heauxing.
Real talk! You only go down on youngins! Like that’s a hard rule for you????
Young girls be so…so loose with it. Not all. OF COURSE. But we can agree the standards have flexed a bit?
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He probably be down there giving his all to them like they gon fall in love with a Bruh. The girl be up there like Diva filing her nails cause that’s the third time today she has been
I know gatdayum WELL I couldn’t do it at almost 38…and she is almost 48. More power to Halle
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Imma let her have it Dubb. She aint gotta work and chit. i do.
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You thinkin bout another one OTB?
**unzipping pants**
Look like Khia a bit @Dymond
That stance.
What is that in your gravie Dymond?
I saw everyone else doing it so I joined in.
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**unzipping pants**
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<— over my coochie…automatic birth control 
@OTB
“well I’ll gets me anutha e-hubby and maybe a e-baby too
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Kim K school of heauxing.
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:stop:
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
I know gatdayum WELL I couldn’t do it at almost 38…and she is almost 48. More power to Halle
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Imma let her have it Dubb. She aint gotta work and chit. i do.
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You thinkin bout another one OTB?
**unzipping pants**
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No one wants to conceive with a diicklette
That’s Khia in Dymond’s gravie. She always put that ratchet troll in her gravies.
*counts man’s use of emotes*
The girl be up there like Diva filing her nails cause that’s the third time today she has been
*files nails* 
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Exactly.
Who’s Khia?
@OTB
“**unzipping pants**
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^^^^ <— over my coochie…automatic birth control
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…come over here and quit playin hard to get! We grown nah!
:hugs: <<<grabbin on you booty!
I done pickeded up my family sized Hershey’s bar y’all!
Bedazzled His Razzle says:
What is that in your gravie Dymond?
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…that’s the baddest bish, qween Khia showing love to the fla gators wearing the finest of beach towels/mardi gras beads
That’s Khia in Dymond’s gravie
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Lawd be a wind of self control with this chocolate!
Bedazzled His Razzle says:
No one wants to conceive with a diicklette
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@BEDAZZLED
“*counts man’s use of emotes*”
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You must be new…
Rule #69, aka the “Man” rule…
“Sandra Rose hereby decrees that the poster “Man, I just don’t care™” is forever expempt from any and all emoticon limitaions. This rule is irrevocably and indisputable.”
See, now you know.
Who’s Khia?
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diicklette
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That’s Khia in Dymond’s gravie
I love Khia…she’s wrapped in a fla gators towel…one of the pics she was posed like the Heisman (sp?) 
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I guess I gotta google who Khia is since no one will splain who she does or what she does
I done pickeded up my family sized Hershey’s bar y’all!
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*rocks like Ms Sofia* Dont be like me Miss Raz. Share that fam size with your family.
marquez269 says:
@diva o really??????
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I can explain 
Real talk! You only go down on youngins! Like that’s a hard rule for you????
Young girls be so…so loose with it. Not all. OF COURSE. But we can agree the standards have flexed a bit?
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He probably be down there giving his all to them like they gon fall in love with a Bruh. The girl be up there like Diva filing her nails cause that’s the third time today she has been
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Lame niggas gotta do all that! When you got hoes on deck you be like “bytch please.”
Bedazzled His Razzle says:
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
I know gatdayum WELL I couldn’t do it at almost 38…and she is almost 48. More power to Halle
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Imma let her have it Dubb. She aint gotta work and chit. i do.
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You thinkin bout another one OTB?
**unzipping pants**
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No one wants to conceive with a diicklette
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OHHH EMM GEEEE!
OOOOHH!!!!
My neck, my bike lick my puzzy and my crike
Real flo-duh accent shawdy!
one of the pics she was posed like the Heisman
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OutsidetheBox says:
well I’ll gets me anutha e-hubby and maybe a e-baby too
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Kim K school of heauxing.
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OutsidetheBox says:
Who’s Khia?
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My neck my back..lick my pu$$y just like that. Owner of 15364876598 mucgshots. And Florida Food Stamp Queen!
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Yaassss!!! I
that she’s so ratchet…have y’all heard her vlogs?!?!?
@DAZZLER
“I guess I gotta google who Khia is since no one will splain who she does or what she does ”
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You serious?
She’s a former poster named: Ysoserious…
She always putting pics out.
*reads post and trives very very hard not to say anything
DIVA! I need a drink
who filing nails?
*rocks like Ms Sofia*
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am I the only one who can’t wait until Ms. Sofia meets Madea? I am? Ok
Nakeya_j says:
*reads post and trives very very hard not to say anything
DIVA! I need a drink
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Guhl you and me BOF…I’m sitting here daydreaming about that real bottle of Rosato chilling in my fridge!!!! It’s calling my name Divaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Did yall see T. Perry won’t be playing Madea anymore?
:wave: Dymond
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@DAZZLER
“I guess I gotta google who Khia is since no one will splain who she does or what she does ”
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You serious?
She’s a former poster named: Ysoserious…
She always putting pics out.
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#shade
When you got hoes on deck
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Yaassss!!! I that she’s so ratchet…have y’all heard her vlogs?!?!?
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I memba she said Bey stole her neck, back concept for her Party vid.
he won’t fu.ck your best friend and your sister…
Ahh lie to you, then screw you
Get mad if his homeboys do you..he’s a nigga dont let him fewl ya
have y’all heard her vlogs
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that’s when I started liking her
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Did yall see T. Perry won’t be playing Madea anymore?
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….yeah, something about Orlando Jones playing Madea in the new movie…not a good look for him bruh
She’s a former poster named: Ysoserious…
________________
K Dub had a 9pd baby
bae bae, that’s a whole lot of bay-bee. Birthing babies be having me scurred, especially when I see them deliveries on TLC. More power to the roses who are mothers 
I’m not about that life
She’s a former poster named: Ysoserious…
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Orlando Jones? Yall playing my kids gonna be HIGHLY upset.
He betta not ruin Madea for them!
@OTB
“She’s a former poster named: Ysoserious…
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<—jumping on you.
_________________
She wouldn't have it any other way and you know it!
Let me pour a lil bit out for the fallen homie:
:jack:
Did yall see T. Perry won’t be playing Madea anymore?
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nooooooooooooooooooo say it ain’t so…I’m the only lame that cracks up at that sh*t
orlando jones? hell nall
I’m not about that life
______________________
What chu got chu some permenant bc? Theres always time. *evil laugh*
@DYMOND
“When you got hoes on deck
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“When you have several young ladies vying for your attention…”
Jeez.
is that tyler the creator?
@boogie
OutsidetheBox says:
Khia sorry ass was the only reason I kept logging into MySpace after 2006.
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She wouldn’t have it any other way and you know it!
Let me pour a lil bit out for the fallen homie:
________________
Speaking of, I’m ready to have this baby. everything just hurts now and i’m uncomfortable.
diicklette
Dymond says:
is that tyler the creator? @boogie
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Nigga sittin there like they just wiped the drool from round his mouf and took his bib off for the pic!
@ man you’re a sick f*ck
I don’t give a sh*t about you calling them hoes..it was the whole “on deck” part which insinuates that there is more than one
Dymond says:
Did yall see T. Perry won’t be playing Madea anymore?
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nooooooooooooooooooo say it ain’t so…I’m the only lame that cracks up at that sh*t
orlando jones? hell nall
Hey Divurrr how u? been behaving?
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*clutches pearls* I’m well and yes of course always behaving myself
Khia ALWAYS looks like she smells like Newport Mediums, cheap gin, and Grape White Owls.
let me go back to lurk mode. Yall are doing too much up in here today. lol
@dymond:
Dymond says:
@ man you’re a sick f*ck
I don’t give a sh*t about you calling them hoes..it was the whole “on deck” part which insinuates that there is more than one
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I’m the only lame that cracks up at that sh*t
______________
When I want the girls to get off the phone, I get on the line and in my best Madea voice yell, “Put it on the hooKKKKKKK”
aww at Flyygirl
when you do? what you having? you picked a name yet? who’s the daddy? j/k
:wave: Flygirlllllllllllllll hey gal long time no font!
@DYMOND
“@ man you’re a sick f*ck
I don’t give a sh*t about you calling them hoes..it was the whole “on deck” part which insinuates that there is more than one”
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Chit, these hoes STAY sweating nigga! Callin me to talk bout anything! They kids, they job, they bills! Callin me and chit even tho they got a nigga at home. That’s how you know they want you.
But you know they say, that outside dyck keep them hoes sick.
flyygirl says:
Speaking of, I’m ready to have this baby. everything just hurts now and i’m uncomfortable.
_________________________
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@DYMOND
“@ man you’re a sick f*ck
I don’t give a sh*t about you calling them hoes..it was the whole “on deck” part which insinuates that there is more than one”
_____________
Chit, these hoes STAY sweating nigga! Callin me to talk bout anything! They kids, they job, they bills! Callin me and chit even tho they got a nigga at home. That’s how you know they want you.
But you know they say, that outside dyck keep them hoes sick.
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it was the whole “on deck” part which insinuates that there is more than one
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He knew that chit; tryna stunt
Hey I wasn’t allowed to listen to her music
But I sang the hell out of it at school though
Anyone in Souf Flo-duh heard 411 Pains New commercial?
“My neck My back, my car juuuust got smacked! My neck my back, my winshield just got cracked!”
Did yall see T. Perry won’t be playing Madea anymore?
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
WHY
STOP
NOW?
I already SEE her azz in everything ELSE he play.
I was expecting Detective Alex Cross to bust out with “HELLER Halle-luyer” all during the gatdayum MOVIE.
It was a decent movie but I was waiting on Madea the WHOLE TIME…thus distracted like fugg 
Diva says:
*clutches pearls* I’m well and yes of course always behaving myself
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um hmm always
<—–Just took and e-prenancy test!!!! Positive
@OTBey
I didn’t mean it like that, I’m just not ready to deliver no baby yet.
Even though Twyla hires a number of Black folks in a variety of positions and I respect that, I just can’t get with his movies.
Only thing I can think of when I found Madea funny is when she be talkin bout throwing hot grits on a nigga…
That chit kill me everytime.
Who Dat says:
Khia ALWAYS looks like she smells like Newport Mediums, cheap gin, and Grape White Owls.
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Grape White Owls
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Grape White Owls.
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Heyyyy
wayyyy minute… Im a red or white grape pack myself 
flyygirl says:
Speaking of, I’m ready to have this baby. everything just hurts now and i’m uncomfortable.
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How far along are you?? Aint nothing a little :jack: and walking around the block cant fix. This has been proven scientifically.
wine black n milds & seagrams
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why wine?
who’s the daddy? j/k
**crip walking all thru this feed**
What chall tombout 
But you know they say, that outside dyck keep them hoes sick.
____________
Ermahgawd.
Please bruh, go in slow motion with it. You killing me. 
RIP Slim
Anyone in Souf Flo-duh heard 411 Pains New commercial?
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*lip sneer* OTB6 sing this chit E V E R Y D A Y
They done did anotha one too. Sounding like Future or somebody.
OutsidetheBox says:
that’s the only reason why I watch them movies…I don’t know not nan plot
I havent seen one of the films all the way thru yet, but I guarantee i know Madea’s lines like Ive seen them a 1000 times.
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I’m back from Auntie mandated exile….
Whatcha talkin’ about? 
@DYMOND
Who the phuck gave Khia a photo shoot?
Who is pregnant with wine blacks, Bombay Gin and skeet rillos
I’ve always thought she smelled like wine black n milds & seagrams myself tho…
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Okay we gonna go with this.
And her azz still wear Exclamation! perfume.
Sounds like you want something o be wrong with her baby…
@Bombshell I need to retain you as my e-attorney bewski!
Chit, these hoes STAY sweating nigga! Callin me to talk bout anything!Callin me and chit even tho they got a nigga at home.
yeah you killing them hoes
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that’s about it huh? just callin you
I was just about to say RIP Slim
OutsidetheBox says:
who’s the daddy? j/k
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:dual:
Only thing I can think of when I found Madea funny is when she be talkin bout throwing hot grits on a nigga…
That chit kill me everytime.
__________________________
I like the brother..Joe? Is that Tyler too? IDK who play him but I swear thats you in 30 short years.
Sour ass old man!
Diva says:
@Bombshell I need to retain you as my e-attorney bewski!
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Who we suing???
Okay we gonna go with this.
And her azz still wear Exclamation! perfume.
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Diva says:
OutsidetheBox says:
who’s the daddy? j/k
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wine black n milds
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Bombshell Esq says:
Diva says:
@Bombshell I need to retain you as my e-attorney bewski!
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Who we suing???
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
the e-hubby
OutsidetheBox says:
Only thing I can think of when I found Madea funny is when she be talkin bout throwing hot grits on a nigga…
That chit kill me everytime.
__________________________
I like the brother..Joe? Is that Tyler too? IDK who play him but I swear thats you in 30 short years. Sour ass old man!
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yeah he play Joe too! 
Exclamation! perfume.
____________
Fugg you for the actual ! point ok
dancerbee93 says:
Who is pregnant with wine blacks, Bombay Gin and skeet rillos
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:stop: aint NObody said nathan bout no Bombay…I think someone did mention McCormick tho
@OTB yeah that’s Tyler too
I think UF sponsored Khia’s photoshoot…they’re thinking about using her in some of their ads
go gators
Diva says:
Bombshell Esq says:
Diva says:
@Bombshell I need to retain you as my e-attorney bewski!
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Who we suing???
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
the e-hubby
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What we getting him for? Child support, spousal support, e-vorce???? typing:
congrats if true
whatchall tambout tho?
yeah he play Joe too!
_______________
When Joe go to talking about them kids
One thing about Tyler, the dialogue is SPOT on to our elders. Yall know how they can be!
Fay!!! :2dance: hello! we ain’t talking about sh*t
We was in the hood azz spot last Sat. night (they be having the banging dranks for CHEAP) and this bish walks by…my cousin was like… *sniff sniff* DO THAT HOE got on EXCLAMATION????
BET MONEY Khia smell like that or Baby Soft. Straight 1993. And she get it from prolly Conway or the Roses or some chit.
I cant.
Dymond says:
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For a minute there I thought my font was white and chit 
Heyyy there
And her azz still wear Exclamation! perfume.
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flat.lined. ok?
@DYMOND
“Chit, these hoes STAY sweating nigga! Callin me to talk bout anything!Callin me and chit even tho they got a nigga at home.
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that’s about it huh? just callin you yeah you killing them hoes
I was just about to say RIP Slim ”
________________
I know when a woman WANTS me Dymond! That’s why I know so many hoes be actin up on this here blog with me.
I think UF sponsored Khia’s photoshoot
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GTFOH
That must be the Black Student Union? The Omegas or sumfin! WTF
Nah nah son. That chit aint commissioned by the U of F.
Fugg you for the actual ! point ok
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
THAT is how it is on the BOLLA. Google it.
Exclamation!
@OTB
“yeah he play Joe too!
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When Joe go to talking about them kids One thing about Tyler, the dialogue is SPOT on to our elders. Yall know how they can be!
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OH, I ain’t know he played the old dude too. yeah, he be cracking me up talkin bout her azz.
You can Tyler been round old women his whole life.
aint NObody said nathan bout no Bombay…I think someone did mention McCormick tho
aint that how chit get started??? 
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Bombshell Esq says:
Diva says:
Bombshell Esq says:
Diva says:
@Bombshell I need to retain you as my e-attorney bewski!
————————————————-
Who we suing???
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
the e-hubby
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What we getting him for? Child support, spousal support, e-vorce???? typing:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
e-vorce/annulment
DO THAT HOE got on EXCLAMATION????
—————
OH.EM.GEE!!!
:GHOST:
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@DYMOND
“Chit, these hoes STAY sweating nigga! Callin me to talk bout anything!Callin me and chit even tho they got a nigga at home.
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that’s about it huh? just callin you yeah you killing them hoes
I was just about to say RIP Slim ”
________________
I know when a woman WANTS me Dymond! That’s why I know so many hoes be actin up on this here blog with me.
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So Man on that “everbody wants me” type sh*t too huh?
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@DYMOND
“Chit, these hoes STAY sweating nigga! Callin me to talk bout anything!Callin me and chit even tho they got a nigga at home.
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that’s about it huh? just callin you yeah you killing them hoes
I was just about to say RIP Slim ”
________________
I know when a woman WANTS me Dymond! That’s why I know so many hoes be actin up on this here blog with me.
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this poster is DELUSIONAL as fugg
“Make a statement without saying a word,” the unforgettable catch phrase from ex’cla-ma’tion or Exclamation perfume back in the days.
whatchall tambout tho?
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Bomb!!!!!!!!!!!
we finna have babies???
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
you do have a good side
I know when a woman WANTS me Dymond! That’s why I know so many hoes be actin up on this here blog with me.
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ok (pause) all I heard was they be calling…nothing about f*cking…it’s sweet that they have somebody to whisper sweet nothings to them when their man acts up
you: u still up?
them:…………………(12 seconds later)yeah
you: I thought you was sleep
(no answer)
you: u still up?
you: u still up?
“Make a statement without saying a word”
already
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On topic: I would say yes. I got the same rotation of 3 dudes since 1999 though. We together for the next 1-2 years; you do something that pisses me all the way off… Imma call the dude I had before you (two times ago).
So I gotta be on good terms with you… b/c I might wanna fugg you agane in 2016.
_______________________________________________________________
Who said this????
THAT is how it is on the BOLLA.
_________________
you do have a good side
you: u still up?
them:…………………(12 seconds later)yeah
you: I thought you was sleep
(no answer)
you: u still up?
you: u still up?
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him: well just hit me up when you get this message..sweet dreams
them: good morning (4 days later)
You can Tyler been round old women his whole life.
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you: u still up?
them:…………………(12 seconds later)yeah
you: I thought you was sleep
(no answer)
you: u still up?
you: u still up?
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SHEDDUP!!!
OTBizzle!!
guhl.
<—lawsuit papers for shaun t's azz. all i want is him to pay for my massages! 
i'm hoyt deah guhl! it hoyt to WALK & chit!
JMO Dubb did!
(12 seconds later)
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Dymond!
who dat in yo gravi doe??
dancerbee93 says:
you do have a good side
you: u still up?
them:…………………(12 seconds later)yeah
you: I thought you was sleep
(no answer)
you: u still up?
you: u still up?
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him: well just hit me up when you get this message..sweet dreams
them: good morning (4 days later)
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:died: a thousand deaths
Hey JMO
*points @KDubb*
them: good morning (4 days later)
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Diva says:
Bombshell Esq says:
Diva says:
Bombshell Esq says:
Diva says:
@Bombshell I need to retain you as my e-attorney bewski!
————————————————-
Who we suing???
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
the e-hubby
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What we getting him for? Child support, spousal support, e-vorce???? typing:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
e-vorce/annulment
——————————————-
We finna take him to cleaners
it hoyt to WALK & chit!
__________________
@DIVA
“I know when a woman WANTS me Dymond! That’s why I know so many hoes be actin up on this here blog with me.
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this poster is DELUSIONAL as fugg
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You know I’m telling the truth. Think about it, the hoes I give NO shine to be the main ones hating!
Nakeya must wanna have a whole slew of kids with me cause I ain’t eva said a word to her but time I say something to Ohoney here she come hatin.
@ DIVA We finna take him to the cleaners
Hey yall :hugs:
Sooo Kdubb still in here talkin real chit eh??
who dat in yo gravi doe??
__________________
@ Fay that’s Khia repping yo home state go gators
On topic: I would say yes. I got the same rotation of 3 dudes since 1999 though. We together for the next 1-2 years; you do something that pisses me all the way off… Imma call the dude I had before you (two times ago).
So I gotta be on good terms with you… b/c I might wanna fugg you agane in 2016.
^^^^^^^^^^^
THAT CHIT BE TRUE. My MAMA call they azzes “the usual lineup”… 
ME
You got a date tonight with one of the usual lineup…or a new nukka?
Said when I brang a new nukka round to a fam function they all be thanking
‘po dude dont know the fiance from 2001 gonna be here NEXT fam function. He dont stand a chance. Look how happy his clueless ays is. 
Everytime I see Khia I swear she spits plaque and pisses catnip.
What yall in here talkin bout
FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy
says:
Bomb!!!!!!!!!!!
we finna have babies???
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FAYYYYYY!!!!!
Yes ma’am
I’mma be huge a hell & I just got to my ideal weight too 
ErmahGAWD this nigga @Man
*yells* Keyyyyaaaaa!
Nakeya must wanna have a whole slew of kids with me cause I ain’t eva said a word to her but time I say something to Ohoney here she come hatin
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*reclines La-Z-Boy*
Nakeya must wanna have a whole slew of kids with me cause I ain’t eva said a word to her but time I say something to Ohoney here she come hatin
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*reclines La-Z-Boy*
she spits plaque
hey boo 
miss u
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Me: Hello?
Um.. yeah, I been busy Nakeay
them: HEY! I been tryin and trying to reach you…
Me:
Them: Well, see, I understand I do… but I was wondering if..
Me: I told you bout wondering and chit.
Them: Yeah, you did.
well, just know that I’m waiting and ready whenever you ready.
Me: yeah, ok.
Said when I brang a new nukka round to a fam function they all be thanking ‘po dude dont know the fiance from 2001 gonna be here NEXT fam function. He dont stand a chance. Look how happy his clueless ays is.
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Nakeya must wanna have a whole slew of kids with me cause I ain’t eva said a word to her but time I say something to Ohoney here she come hatin.
—–
1) I have spoken to your simple behind before
2) If I wanted to have babies with anyone, it for damn sure would not be you. I would like my kids to be at least as tall as me so we can ride the rides together at the parks. We all know you have to sit out for most of them.
3) I was not hatin, I told OHoney Good Luck and God Bless.
4) What the fugg am I going to do with you and that never coming back hair line?! Boy bye Quit trippin
Ray J- I Hit First Feat. Bobby Brackins Prod. Nic Nac
@dymond How you be??
I’mma be huge a hell & I just got to my ideal weight too
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Ohh Mmm Gee
Congrats to you and your hubby! 
You got a date tonight with one of the usual lineup…or a new nukka?
go tell it on the mountain……….
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lmao Man you would never have my number. I don’t give my number to men only as tall as 5th graders. Thanks. Clown…
What the fugg am I going to do with you and that never coming back hair line?!
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^^^^^^ THIS chit right hurr Nucca????!!!
Um.. yeah, I been busy Nakeay
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OutsidetheBox says:
I’mma be huge a hell & I just got to my ideal weight too
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Ohh Mmm Gee Congrats to you and your hubby!
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:hugs: Thank you bew…. I can’t believe I’m gonna have twinzies
check post # 153 Fay.
I don’t give my number to men only as tall as 5th graders.
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Are you taller than a 5th grader hosted by Kevin Hart
“1) I have spoken to your simple behind before
2) If I wanted to have babies with anyone, it for damn sure would not be you. I would like my kids to be at least as tall as me so we can ride the rides together at the parks. We all know you have to sit out for most of them.
3) I was not hatin, I told OHoney Good Luck and God Bless.
4) What the fugg am I going to do with you and that never coming back hair line?! Boy bye Quit trippin”-Nakeya
________________
SEE WHAT I’M SAYING!
I can’t even :jack: cause she all in the way! DAYUM!
I would like my kids to be at least as tall as me so we can ride the rides together at the parks
_________________
Bedazzled His Razzle says:
Ray J- I Hit First Feat. Bobby Brackins Prod. Nic Nac
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Jesus wept!
hey Dancerboo..I’m great…I’m off & my bday is Mon.
OutsidetheBox says:
Said when I brang a new nukka round to a fam function they all be thanking ‘po dude dont know the fiance from 2001 gonna be here NEXT fam function. He dont stand a chance. Look how happy his clueless ays is.
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you definitely need thick skin in my fam…
me: hey everyone, this is HIM
them: sooo, you Jamaican AND cuban??? Where they do dat at??!
me:
them:
Bombshell Esq says:
@ DIVA We finna take him to the cleaners
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I want errthang for my time and anguish he has caused me all week. ION care if he don’t eat…I want mine!!!!! *throws cigarette* walks away like Bernadine
…. I can’t believe I’m gonna have twinzies
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STAWP IT!
No wayyyyy double the joy! Ermahgawd!!! You breast feed them and chase them around, you’ll be back fine in no time!
@NAKEYA
“lmao Man you would never have my number. I don’t give my number to men only as tall as 5th graders. Thanks. Clown…”
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Uh huh… but time you see another hoe bout to give me they number here you come like Gloria Alred trying to save a hoe and chit.
You just WANT me. Everyone sees it.
the fiance from 2001 gonna be here NEXT fam function. He dont stand a chance. Look how happy his clueless ays is.
————–
omg
@Harlem I read where you said something earlier about how everything you wear is fitted and/or short
just fine
Bombshell Esq says:
Bedazzled His Razzle says:
Ray J- I Hit First Feat. Bobby Brackins Prod. Nic Nac
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Jesus wept!
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The cover for it is a pixeled out photo of Kim at the beach.
Jesus be a slew of hurricanes for this tursty nicca
my bday is Mon.
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Memba Maya Angelou them …in Poetic Justice? At the family reunion??
<–shaking their heads ing about Chicago
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Man, I just don’t care™ says:
“1) I have spoken to your simple behind before
2) If I wanted to have babies with anyone, it for damn sure would not be you. I would like my kids to be at least as tall as me so we can ride the rides together at the parks. We all know you have to sit out for most of them.
3) I was not hatin, I told OHoney Good Luck and God Bless.
4) What the fugg am I going to do with you and that never coming back hair line?! Boy bye Quit trippin”-Nakeya
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She putting them stiches in that little blue boy britches!!!!
Jesus be a woman with low to no self esteem for Man. Amen #Helpful
Gloria Alred………
man, stop….before she roast your azz like a chestnut
them: sooo, you Jamaican AND cuban??? Where they do dat at??!
__________________
*throws cigarette* walks away like Bernadine
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hey Dancerboo..I’m great…I’m off & my bday is Mon
Imma pour it up for ya this weekend!!! 
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Diva says:
Bombshell Esq says:
@ DIVA We finna take him to the cleaners
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I want errthang for my time and anguish he has caused me all week. ION care if he don’t eat…I want mine!!!!! *throws cigarette* walks away like Bernadine
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Don’t worry bew we gonna take err-thang down to the streaks on his drawers
You finna hold the 
for the richest e-ex-wife 
Congrats BOMB
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHAN
PRYNN MY NIG I AINT FORGET YOU HUN. WE THICK AS THIEVES IN THIS MONEY SAVING SCHEME. I TOOK A PULL AND POURED OUT A LIL TEQUILA FOR YOU YESTERDAY AS I DEPOSITED MY COINS.
FREE PRYNN
YSO JUST CUZ YOU AINT HERE DONT MEAN I SHOULDNT STILL GET MY HUGS. NOW BRING IT IN
I want mine!!!!! *throws cigarette* walks away like Bernadine
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Divurr I LOVE YEW
Bombshell Esq says:
OutsidetheBox says:
I’mma be huge a hell & I just got to my ideal weight too
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Ohh Mmm Gee Congrats to you and your hubby!
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Thank you bew…. I can’t believe I’m gonna have twinzies
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Twinsssssssssssssss all shucks now!!! GET IT…congrats mommy
@NAKEYA
“Jesus be a woman with low to no self esteem for Man. Amen #Helpful”
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:prays:
Jesus, who am I to turn down your offer of Nakeya, but I don’t want her lord…
Jesus be a slew of hurricanes for this tursty nicca
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Truth be told I think Kanye’ll beat Ray ass about Kim while he playing. Nigga betta be careful.
@missharlem
:hugs: Thanks HARLEM & DIVA!!!!!
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And brushing his hair
Bombshell Esq says:
Diva says:
Bombshell Esq says:
@ DIVA We finna take him to the cleaners
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I want errthang for my time and anguish he has caused me all week. ION care if he don’t eat…I want mine!!!!! *throws cigarette* walks away like Bernadine
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Don’t worry bew we gonna take err-thang down to the streaks on his drawers You finna hold the for the richest e-ex-wife
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Lets get my dollas!!!!!
My uncle be shaking their hands and be TRYNA drop new blood a HINT.
“I HOPE to see you agane..”
Knowing good and dayum well chances are he aint NEVER gonna see that cat agane in LIFE.
And then soon as new blood leave… be like where my MAIN man at (talking about one of my ex’s) call his azz tell him come have a beer with me.
Jesus, who am I to turn down your offer of Nakeya, but I don’t want her lord…
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The devil is always a lie. Fool, I have a man. A very tall man. A man who still has his hair line. My God would NEVER leave me to someone with you. It’s such a shame that this is how you live your life. Good luck finding someone who can still look at you and that head and not die laughing. Good Day Sir.
come like Gloria Alred trying to save a hoe and chit
DYMOND
I do. Your bday is on Monday too *evil laugh*
DISCLAIMER THIS LOGIN HAS BEEN HACKED AND IS IN NO WAY SHAPE OR FORM FLIRTING WITH ANYONE
FREE PRYNN
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You betta stop hugging on SIS.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@NAKEYA
“Jesus be a woman with low to no self esteem for Man. Amen #Helpful”
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Jesus, who am I to turn down your offer of Nakeya, but I don’t want her lord…
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*pops Man on the noggin* wake up nucca she don’t want you cause you aint taller than a 5th grader
Jesus, who am I to turn down your offer of Nakeya, but I don’t want her lord…
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someone should expect drunken texts tonight
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@NAKEYA
“Jesus be a woman with low to no self esteem for Man. Amen #Helpful”
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Jesus, who am I to turn down your offer of Nakeya, but I don’t want her lord…
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Bedazzled His Razzle says:
Bombshell Esq says:
Bedazzled His Razzle says:
Ray J- I Hit First Feat. Bobby Brackins Prod. Nic Nac
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Jesus wept!
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The cover for it is a pixeled out photo of Kim at the beach.
Jesus be a slew of hurricanes for this tursty nicca
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@NAKEYA
“Jesus, who am I to turn down your offer of Nakeya, but I don’t want her lord…
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The devil is always a lie. Fool, I have a man. A very tall man. A man who still has his hair line. My God would NEVER leave me to someone with you. It’s such a shame that this is how you live your life. Good luck finding someone who can still look at you and that head and not die laughing. Good Day Sir.”
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That nigga must like small boys or something judging by yo gravie.
I DON’T WANT YOU! Don’t get mad. Get some azz implants or something.
ok so I thought I was leaving but it’s pouring down rain
DANCER
hey boo
KEYA
its just MAN being MAN dont get mad he silly
@Diva, thank you. Man don’t get it. I don’t want to go to the movies with a man who has to sit on my lap to see the screen, because he can’t see the people in front of him.
what’s wrong with man’s head/hairline?
Dymond says:
@ OTB you already know it…bf had a “cold” this week..got a scrip for pr_m_th_z_n_
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po’ up!
pr_m_th_z_n_ fiend
<—not a seizure 
Nothing beats the dozens between Man and YSO … classic
“That nigga must like small boys or something judging by yo gravie.
I DON’T WANT YOU! Don’t get mad. Get some azz implants or something.”
MsLoLo you couldnt lurk no longer
The devil is always a lie. Fool, I have a man. A very tall man. A man who still has his hair line. My God would NEVER leave me to someone with you. It’s such a shame that this is how you live your life. Good luck finding someone who can still look at you and that head and not die laughing. Good Day Sir.
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what’s wrong with man’s head/hairline
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His swaddling cloth started too far back when he was delivered. Nurse didnt give a chit about it tho
As long as I got King Jesus. I can’t with Man. I llok like a small boy now. Mind you he looks like a dirty man who still lives with his momma
you definitely need thick skin in my fam…
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Mine too. Then want to know why I still fuggs with the “usual lineup”…
YALL just hazed the purity FAWK outta new-new
I mean its all the way down to the KIDS in the Dub fam. My goddaughter asked one dude I brung to a cookout…umm why are YOU eem HERE? All he could do was reach in his pocket and give her $5. He got chumped by a toothless 6 yo 
Her snatch done dried out his brain fluid…
I don’t want to go to the movies with a man who has to sit on my lap to see the screen, because he can’t see the people in front of him…..
someone should expect drunken texts tonight
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*sour* Not just #jelly. Fukking sour.
Jesus, who am I to turn down your offer of Nakeya, but I don’t want her lord
whyyyy is he so stupid LORDT just why
OTB she fightin this hug too but Im gonna make her bring it all the way in
“I HOPE to see you agane..”
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my peepah say this to EVERY male I bring around too
Her snatch done dried out his brain fluid…
I don’t want to go to the movies with a man who has to sit on my lap to see the screen, because he can’t see the people in front of him…..
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OutsidetheBox says:
Jesus be a slew of hurricanes for this tursty nicca
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Truth be told I think Kanye’ll beat Ray ass about Kim while he playing. Nigga betta be careful.
him over Kim’s sloppy ass how she 39 ( 
) and still act 19?
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Bedazzled His Razzle says:
CONGRATULATIONS* Black Jewel2!
I hope you and bombshell esq have wonderful healthy babies
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ok so I thought I was leaving but it’s pouring down rain
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Thats what chu get! Done threw up them dueces laughing and chit. i was like damn Razz gone?
SN: I got SOAKED wed. I wanted to
@NAKEYA
” Man don’t get it. I don’t want to go to the movies with a man who has to sit on my lap to see the screen, because he can’t see the people in front of him.”
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Sittin on your lap wouldn’t help none since ain’t got no azz anyway. Chit, can YOU see over the person in front of you? Got bout 5 extra vertabrae in that long azz back you got.
Mind you he looks like a dirty man who still lives with his momma
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hey not fair..his mama lives with HIM remember?
FREE PRYNN
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Negative. I email Sandra once every other about my fallen comrade and she had gall to say she dont know who Prynn even ILL.
*runs from room like Nessa Huxtable*
Nothing beats the dozens between Man and YSO … classic
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NOTHING.
Ms. Va was running up on his ass too. But SIS + him is 
worthy.
what’s wrong with man’s head/hairline
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His swaddling cloth started too far back when he was delivered. Nurse didnt give a chit about it tho
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Real.
Phuckin.
Tears.
Dymond says:
what’s wrong with man’s head/hairline?
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It’s GONE like the wind!!!!
His swaddling cloth started too far back when he was delivered. Nurse didnt give a chit about it tho
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And Bee, why you be so serrus with the chit. Bish get out.
dancerbee93 says:
His swaddling cloth started too far back when he was delivered. Nurse didnt give a chit about it tho
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why dancer why?
The devil is always a lie. Fool, I have a man. A very tall man. A man who still has his hair line. My God would NEVER leave me to someone with you. It’s such a shame that this is how you live your life. Good luck finding someone who can still look at you and that head and not die laughing. Good Day Sir.
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I hate every single one of yall.
BYE.
Just looked at my VS statement…
$900 worf of sh*t
Victoria’s going to be the death of me.
DUBB if you leave one mo gin like Nessa you will pay for my funeral. I picture that damn scene everytime you font that
but ummmmmm she playing herself thats my bish and I font to her here every week to save money 
His swaddling cloth started too far back when he was delivered. Nurse didnt give a chit about it tho
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Not half a fugg
So much to laugh at
Real.
Phuckin.
Tears.
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lmao Mind you Man has never seen me. hahahahahahaha. It was nice trading jokes with you Man!! Have a good weekend everyone! I know I will!
no need to be sour join in
why dancer why?
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+1
Who Dat says:
you definitely need thick skin in my fam…
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Mine too. Then want to know why I still fuggs with the “usual lineup”…
YALL just hazed the purity FAWK outta new-new
I mean its all the way down to the KIDS in the Dub fam. My goddaughter asked one dude I brung to a cookout…umm why are YOU eem HERE? All he could do was reach in his pocket and give her $5. He got chumped by a toothless 6 yo 
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Just looked at my VS statement…
$900 worf of sh*t
Victoria’s going to be the death of me.
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What in thee hail did you get?
Diva says:
It’s GONE like the wind!!!!
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how did I miss this? :howmanytimeswillIdietoday:
LOL OTB my CC walked over to the door and came back and said “you aint going no where.” and started laughing
Ok when you snorting and chit in your office with tears its time to go
hate that I love yall
@NAKEYA
“lmao Mind you Man has never seen me. hahahahahahaha. It was nice trading jokes with you Man!! Have a good weekend everyone! I know I will!”
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dancerbee93 says:
Just looked at my VS statement…
$900 worf of sh*t
Victoria’s going to be the death of me.
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What in thee hail did you get?
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Chile i’d be just swiping that dammn card. Lipstick, polish, bras, drawls, everythang! I eem bought a damn suit
Wait he said I have no ass? Well, I have no ass and still have a tall man. You have no hairline and no woman other than yo Momma and no height. You do the math. Lol. All in fun Man. Hope your not mad forreal. Ok I’m out for real this time. R.I.P to Man’s hairline. Lmao. Bye.
Wait he said I have no ass? Well, I have no ass and still have a tall man. You have no hairline and no woman other than yo Momma and no height. You do the math. Lol. All in fun Man. Hope your not mad forreal. Ok I’m out for real this time. R.I.P to Man’s hairline. Lmao. Bye.
well next time I see y’all I’ll be a little older, a little wiser
and I’m off
You too, Aphid @Man.
Whats an aphid you say?
“Aphids are tiny, soft-bodied insects of various colors and up to an EIGHT OF AN INCH in length. Aphids thrive in warm, moist conditions and will prey on flowers, preferring those YELLOW IN COLOR.”
Awww that fukking beauty would show up now!
@NAKEYA
“Wait he said I have no ass? Well, I have no ass and still have a tall man. You have no hairline and no woman other than yo Momma and no height. You do the math. Lol. All in fun Man. Hope your not mad forreal. Ok I’m out for real this time. R.I.P to Man’s hairline. Lmao. Bye.”
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“tall man” = cheap vibrator
*clutches your pearls* Come’mere
@OTB
“Keya and Man sitting in a tree…”
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She prolly printed my pic and got posted all in her bedroom and chit.
ion think imma do chit the rest of the damn day
damn i’ve been missing out lately..gonna have to get on my grind and come around more…
:stop:
too many of yew wimins on SR is comin up pregnit
lemme fine out there’s somethin in the font
FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy
says:
too many of yew wimins on SR is comin up pregnit
lemme fine out there’s somethin in the font
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I’m so glad mine was just an e-pregancy scare!!!! False alarm!
Diva
who was the deddy??
FayMrsWhipfinityIfYewNassy
says:
Diva who was the deddy??
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Goat
She’s quite old to be having a baby, IMO… Isn’t her daughter Autistic? Is she not worried this one could have Downs? Shouldn’t she be going through menopause? How you gonna be 51 with a 5 year old? #questions