FanMAIL: When Are You Going To Question Ochocinco’s Sexuality?

Loyal reader Nikke writes:

When you gonna question Ocho Cinco’s sexuality? I want him to stop twitpic’in shoes and handbags. Such as http://twitpic.com/1zb2g4 (kinda cute but not always)

I agree with Nikke: there is something odd about a dude posting pics of ladies handbags and shoes online. The last time I checked, Chad Ochocinco was not a shoe or handbag salesman. So why is he posting pictures of ladies handbags and shoes on his Twitter page all day long?

Is Chad that bored with his life?

I’m not saying he’s gay — I have no way of knowing that. I’m just saying that he has definite homo tendencies that leads us to the conclusion that he might enjoy a good back rub by one of his boys after a long day on the football field.

Below are some of the pics of ladies handbags and shoes that Chad posted today and yesterday on his Twitter page.

*The captions are his, not mine*

Before you rush to defend Chad; ask yourself if you would question your boyfriend or husband’s sexuality if he spent all day posting pictures of ladies shoes and handbags on his Twitter page. Especially if the shoes and handbags belonged to him.

You can ignore his homosexual tendencies if you want. But how long will you continue to ignore his growing collection of shoes and handbags in your closet?