Thank you all for your congratulations on what you thought was a marriage.
It was a rumor.
I'M NOT MARRIED!
— La Toya Jackson (@latoyajackson) December 9, 2013
Michael Jackson’s sister, La Toya, shut down rumors that she married her gay BFF. La Toya denied the rumor in a tweet on her official Twitter account. How do these rumors get started?
According to a press release that someone sent me yesterday, La Toya married her bestie and manager Jeffre Phillips in a secret ceremony that was attended by her mother, Katherine, and Michael Jackson’s sons, Prince and Blanket. According to the press release, Phillips was “always there” for La Toya through the rough times and he even invested her money in real estate holdings so she can be financially secure. The release went on to say that La Toya and Phillips owned apartments in the same building.
Anyway, the press release turned out to be a bunch of lies. It seems that Mr. Phillips likes what La Toya likes. Yes, a few desperate women have resorted to marrying their gay boyfriends because half a man is better than no man. But La Toya doesn’t strike me as that type.
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LeToya was on her show acting like she still might be a virgin. She seems damaged… child like….
All right. About to dip. Thanks SR
Oh buddy (said like Pop) I just got that Kellz “Black Panties legally on my phone *slow grinding in my chair*
STOP LOOKING AT ME DTTS. Yew nasty
the bedazzled bow on top of her monkey
latoya cracks me up. she’s the only one of the jackson clan with a discernible personality.
Chile
Toya has a nice shape for a 70 year old
70 tho Jenie
Bye Ashy
Yes, a few desperate women have resorted to marrying their gay boyfriends because half a man is better than no man.
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MisTaken
The Black Mamba says:
LeToya was on her show acting like she still might be a virgin. She seems damaged… child like….
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Joe messed up every single one of his kids(- Rebie). They are all a mess. Janet having secret marriages, & a kid. If LeToya is a virgin, and her BFF is gay, so what, let them be married.
I once married my gay bff
Thought I could reform him. I was wrong 
It wasnt all bad. Eventho I wasnt getting laid, my hair shoull was 
My cooch may have been dry, but he kept my scalp moist :fistbump:
Bren
Orange Blossom says:
the bedazzled bow on top of her monkey
latoya cracks me up. she’s the only one of the jackson clan with a discernible personality.
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Go to YT and watch LaToya talks to Bubbles. My coworkers had never seen it. It was funny.
Bren I watched American Horror story the 2nd season for the first time and lawd have mercy
it kinda spooked me out……..
because half a man is better than no man
Okay! Betty Wright taught me that one. I mean think about it. Sometimes flowers mean maybe we should just be friends. Hang if you can hang, no pain, no gain. In order to get something, you gotta give something, in order to be something you gotta go through something
Be a Mama with the kids, and double jointed in the sheets 
Manager??? What is he mananging?
Serious question!!!!!
Chile Betty told a bunch of lies
she be jamming though :headphones:
@Shocker – Sometimes you got to get where you fit in
Yes Jennifirmbottom, the second season of AHS went way off book. Twasnt as good as season 1, yet still Twatchable. Have you seen season 1? Gold. Pure gold.
HE NEED TO MANAGE TO KEEP HER AZZ QUIET
MisTaken
The Black Mamba says:
All right. About to dip. Thanks SR
Oh buddy (said like Pop) I just got that Kellz “Black Panties legally on my phone *slow grinding in my chair*
STOP LOOKING AT ME DTTS. Yew nasty
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From what sight, do tell
So what’s the big deal? Was talking to my aunt who has been married for 5 years and she said she went to GYNO and they had to pry her open down there.
So I guess eventually you stop? The lies I’ve been told by older cougars.
#truestory
– Minues Diva *giggles
Manager??? What is he mananging?
to keep a straight face every time her nostrils making that pinched too tight wheezing noise. You know you went too far when your nose qweefs every time you inhale
The Shocker. 2 In The Pink, 1 In The Stink. says:
Yes Jennifirmbottom, the second season of AHS went way off book. Twasnt as good as season 1, yet still Twatchable. Have you seen season 1? Gold. Pure gold.
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Yes I saw the first, one 2 kinda scared me
to keep a straight face every time her nostrils making that pinched too tight wheezing noise. You know you went too far when your nose qweefs every time you inhale
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I just love when ms. Betty hit the note like…… “NOOOOOOOOO paiiiiiin”
i’m showing my Miami upbringin
BigSisterGorgeousOne says:
Manager??? What is he mananging?
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He’s managing to pretend he’s holding her purse, when in fact it’s his purse.
He’s managing to pretend he’s holding her purse, when in fact it’s his purse.
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Just Looking says:
So what’s the big deal? Was talking to my aunt who has been married for 5 years and she said she went to GYNO and they had to pry her open down there.
So I guess eventually you stop? The lies I’ve been told by older cougars.
#truestory
how old yo aunt is??? My momma and daddy old azzez still gettin it in, they missed that memo.
^^
Just Looking says:
So what’s the big deal? Was talking to my aunt who has been married for 5 years and she said she went to GYNO and they had to pry her open down there.
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she been married for 5 years but too tight for the gyn to get her open enough for an exam?
Silly me 55 years, she 78
Miany says:
I just love when ms. Betty hit the note like…… “NOOOOOOOOO paiiiiiin”
i’m showing my Miami upbringin
Dont blame Mista Charlie, mista Charlie is just a man and Heeeees doing the best he can
I know that you know its true, afta all I been thru, I should thru wiff luv, but theres Gawwwwd up above, that keeps sayin Miany try, dont give up you know why, the sun is gonna shine, cuzz you are mine o mine, you just keep doin yo best and I will doooo the rest, cuzz I luv ya luv ya Miany like I dew 
Thats right gal. No shame in being raised in Fl. Chit, it Taint the only place where cuzins murry cuzzins 
Iont care what nobody say. Yo third arm does not make you a freak 
Hail, in India, youd be a God :fistbump:
Is that her purse or his murse?
Look at Toy Toy trying to flex that old pouseey
So I guess eventually you stop?
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This is the only thing that gives me the sads about getting old.
The fact that stopping may be possible.
Just Looking says:
ok… that’s more like it… Ion care tho… I think I’ll be takin the dyck at age 78, I likes it too much 
Silly me 55 years, she 78
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No shame in being raised in Fl. Chit, it Taint the only place where cuzins murry cuzzins Iont care what nobody say. Yo third arm does not make you a freak Hail, in India, youd be a God
^^^ :shotfired: this why yo azz change names erreday and folk still know it’s you… so dayum ignant
Orange Blossom says:
the bedazzled bow on top of her monkey
((((((
But why did I go back up to look tho?
@Keycei – With Vigaria being in the top 5 of drugs for folks over 60…not too sure.
What do you say at 70? Brang your wrinkled ballz over here, while he says yeah brang your wrankled arse, knees and what use to be boobs here.
:cries: 
So I guess eventually you stop? The lies I’ve been told by older cougars.
Mr. Phillips likes what La Toya likes.
cuz I was watching this show a few months ago on the animal planet 
and Latoya was tryna talk to bubbles through a cage 
haven’t been able to take her serious since then
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So u saying mr Phillips like monkeys?
@Shocker get out my hole….I mean head.
Where is everybody? chit I still have 20 min. left and this day is taking forever. Where is a manufactured crisis when you need one.
Yasee God is gonna bless me, for luvin you…For all the times that you treated me wrong and I kept bein tru…yasee Gods eyes theyre not closed, hes not asleep
Said hes 
‘in every move you make every secret ya keep…Miany girl, you betta be careful 
said if you treat me bad or make me sad my Fatha in Heaven is 
‘in you :headphones:
@KAYCEI..THATS WHY I AINT NEVA STOPPING, MIGHT BE A LIL SLOWER BUT I AINT STOPPIN SHYSS
Look at Toy Toy trying to flex that old pouseey
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i’m showing my Miami upbringin
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I miss you Ty
The cute little way your nostril hairs would flare out every time you smiled 
You remain on my prayer list :fistbump: Right after hit the lotto, right before find a ninja with a big ass d!ck 
I gotchu :fistbump:
This nigga sittin here lookin like an older brighter Tyler Perry and chit.
Where is a manufactured crisis when you need one.
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Jeffre’s eyebrows ARE the manufactured crisis. got dat nukka looking like a burn victim :smh:
I DONE FUGGED AROUND AND KEPT THIS RED BOX MOVIE TOO LONG…I’M GOING TO THE LI-BERRY TO GET SOME MOVIES CAUSE THEY IS FREE…
I thought I had figured heshe out
@SANDRA
Why is Dymond desecrating your family blog with that gravie?
Hi Dymond
I heard you were engaged 
At first I didnt believe it 
But then I saw the pictures of your fiance on facebook and thought 
Yeah…Seems about right. Who has time to wait for immigration reform 
I wish you and JuanPablo nothing but the best :fistbump:
TY IF YOU ARE LURKING…I MISS YOU AND OLIVE JUICE. SAY IT SLOWLY IN THE MIRROR LOOKS AND SOUNDS JUST LIKE THE REAL THING, HUH?
@Souther Gal…. Well it was a snow day here, I worked from home. I had back to back conference calls…But I managed to make beans and quiche and apparently I must go give mista some, or it will close up.
No crisis here.
Have a good one all
got dat nukka looking like a burn victim
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And Man stupid for saying that man look like an older Tyler Perry because he does!
It’s the way he’s pooching his mouth. 
Brenden is a special snowflake for reals!
@KAYCEI
“And Man stupid for saying that man look like an older Tyler Perry because he does! It’s the way he’s pooching his mouth. ”
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…like he practice being “Madea” at his house in his spare time and chit.
whatchall tambout tho?
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@KAYCEI
“And Man stupid for saying that man look like an older Tyler Perry because he does! It’s the way he’s pooching his mouth. ”
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…like he practice being “Madea” at his house in his spare time and chit.
KayKay!
ONE mo’ houva to go!
He is WORTHY! 
Dymond…ok gotcha
aint he tho…real special like
bye Just lookin
Orange
TY IF YOU ARE LURKING…I MISS YOU AND OLIVE JUICE. SAY IT SLOWLY IN THE MIRROR LOOKS AND SOUNDS JUST LIKE THE REAL THING, HUH?
i emailed her today. iono if she got it yet
i MISSES ha u hea me? why SANDRA why??
i need some new FBF, mine are currently BORING. but i kinda think errythang boring
MUSS be me
Ummmmhmmm livin togetha
then throw some wata on me 
perfeckly happy
My @Man and me
Folks be callin us dirty, but if tru luv is dirty
I guess it would be alright if we was murried and we wasnt in luv
Like that chick DYMOND next door I feel sorry for hur
She got papers on a lawn mowing man that she hardly eva sees
I Taint got no papers on no man, but I got @Man here with me….Im talm bout shackin up
yup is yo azz
HEYYYYYYYY 
oh hey Fayla
@ Milkk the Shocker
he dont need no damn green card and stay off his FB page…he told me what you sent him
JuanPablo is from Havana, Arkansas not Cuba a$$hole!
Fayla boo :2dance: get ya side-piece ‘fo you don’t have no side piece
putting me all on front street
Ooooooh Fay I luv you so
Never ever ever gonna letchu go, once I get my hands on yew :hugs: Ooooooooh Fay I luv yo sew ya never ever neva gonna wanna let me go, once I put this d!ck in youuuuuu 
I hope you feelz the same way too 
MiaNY
Fayla boo :2dance: get ya side-piece ‘fo you don’t have no side piece
putting me all on front street
Dymond says:
@ Milkk the Shocker
he dont need no damn green card and stay off his FB page…he told me what you sent him
JuanPablo is from Havana, Arkansas not Cuba a$$hole!
Ooooooh Fay I luv you so
Never ever ever gonna letchu go, once I get my hands on yew :hugs: Ooooooooh Fay I luv yo sew ya never ever neva gonna wanna let me go, once I put this d!ck in youuuuuu 
I hope you feelz the same way too
cause the comment i was FINNA font foe i read ^^^??
it’s how my luv run so DEEP 4 ya babes? i caint hole byke my psychotic tendencies but for SO long
sup smexsy?
Fay Fay:waves:
Heyyyyyyy night crew
@ Milkk the Shocker
he dont need no damn green card and stay off his FB page…he told me what you sent him
JuanPablo is from Havana, Arkansas not Cuba a$$hole!
yall play too damn much! keep goin
BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
aww look at them lil princesses!!!!
#2kewt
how’s errybody?
double jointed in the sheets
ONLY if I been dranking tequila.
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What I am dranking or IF I been dranking depends on what dude gonna get.
We most likely not gonna do anything. White make me fight. I might beatcho azz sir 
Just toss my azz on the bed and take my shoes off.
Wine be the romantic Dub.
Brown likka be downtown Dub. Microphone checka. :headphones:
WHITE LIKKA.
Gold ie Tequila…we gonna be sore in the morning and I might wake up pregnit.
what is it about that white tho? bish be ready to put them paws on a n*gga
i caint wait for my yacon syrup to get here!!
i’m frinna be FINE!
KDubba i caint eem drank like i use to!
it’s a CON-spiracy!
dem babies are adorable
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
repeat to self: you don’t want a baby, you don’t want a baby
what is it about that white tho? bish be ready to put them paws on a n*gg
whatsinEVA y dew in life. don’t be round me if i’m drankin GIN
<—for NO damn good reason 
aww look at them lil princesses!!!!
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Snatches them lil babies up off the screen and takes off running….
i caint eem drank like i use to
< non alcoholic
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stomach can't take it no mo'
repeat to self: you don’t want a baby, you don’t want a baby
yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy do i have a SLIGHT baby feva??
knowin good & damn WELL ion want NAN notha child. i must be going boinkers
Gon’ head & give in Dymond I need some1 to talk to when I’m up @ 4am
DUBB you brang my babies back @ 10am now ya hear
< non alcoholic
stomach can't take it no mo'
he should see what a REAL woman looks like
ha! having 3 nipples and a cl*t sized penis does not a woman make 
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they caint stay lil fo’eva! wait till they start WALKIN & u chasin afta they asses!
DYMOND GIRL YES YES….YOUR MY DYMOND GIRL
HEY SUGAH
FAYBEWSKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
I see even tho Brenden changed his name he still remains to not be SHYT
a cl*t sized penis does not a woman make
a la Vanessa Del Rio?
:jack: <—on the click
muthaphuckin sharkeisha!
gone bye see y’all soon and very soon
FAYBEWSKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
I see even tho Brenden changed his name he still remains to not be SHYT
not eva in LIFE!
what is it about that white tho? bish be ready to put them paws on a n*gga
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So much shat done happened to me on white likka nights! SO MURCH :crying1:
Done got banned from my uncle house for YEARS. Fugged his daughter/my cousin UP.
Lost my shoe (One. Singular) in Memphis on Beale Street…and the bish was in my purse the WHOLE TIME. My husband was so DONE with me.
Beat the entire shat outta BFF sister in law. That heaux said something AT MY BFF house and we whooped that TRICK ya heard?
I be having a chemical imbalance fuggin with white likka. Don’t terch the stuff no more
So much shat done happened to me on white likka nights! SO MURCH :crying1:
Done got banned from my uncle house for YEARS. Fugged his daughter/my cousin UP.
Lost my shoe (One. Singular) in Memphis on Beale Street…and the bish was in my purse the WHOLE TIME. My husband was so DONE with me.
Beat the entire shat outta BFF sister in law. That heaux said something AT MY BFF house and we whooped that TRICK ya heard?
I be having a chemical imbalance fuggin with white likka. Don’t terch the stuff no more
Gon’ head & give in Dymond I need some1 to talk to when I’m up @ 4am
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Ummmmmm Fay I just lubs me sum Tackila
That ish makes me feel so pretty :fistbump: I can go all night on sum Quila 
It leaves me all sweaty and awkward…Like Mariah trynna sing and dance at the same time 
Ummm. Ive had some of the best sex of my life whilst drunk 
Drunk sex, and prison sex 
Unmatchable :fistbump:
Walking…. guhl I’m still baby proofing the house 4 when they start crawling
Like Mariah trynna sing and dance at the same time
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Getcho azz on tambout Mimi. She half white.
Welp hubby’s home… off to the nail salon it’s mommytime
Cali “Boo Thang” Cha
don’t stop pop that, don’t stop pop that pop that pop that
So much shat done happened to me on white likka nights! SO MURCH :crying1:
Done got banned from my uncle house for YEARS. Fugged his daughter/my cousin UP.
Lost my shoe (One. Singular) in Memphis on Beale Street…and the bish was in my purse the WHOLE TIME. My husband was so DONE with me.
Beat the entire shat outta BFF sister in law. That heaux said something AT MY BFF house and we whooped that TRICK ya heard?
I be having a chemical imbalance fuggin with white likka. Don’t terch the stuff no more
Cali
<— My Mariah singing hand. Baby dontchu dontchu forgetabout Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Dem Babies Mama Bombshell Esq says:
Welp hubby’s home… off to the nail salon it’s mommytime
Bye Ashy
off to the nail salon it’s mommytime
DYMOND YOU ON THE GRAM?
FAYBEW….:shrug: Im is confused…say what now with the
IM SO CONFUSED